#🎪bruh-fart
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You must consoooom
your not even in the server
damn i was that close
I would offer basic as a pity prize but you play tarkov
spare some money for the mentally retarded 
That's a good argument
@solar breach has been granted the <@&1023724927532150855> role for 11 months and 31 days.
Insane 1984
I saw what you posted @naive bison
how is that not 12 months
Ngl I would like exile but occasionally I do need help to fix gamma issues
bro
im ngl
there are more experts here than in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat

Probably
just ping flop 
do this tricck
he always comes when you need him
He's a good dog
I'm playing something!! 
No fucking way, split second claim

Nitro basic is dogwater btw
i have it only to do
everywhere
You cant even change it to normal nitro
<@&1023724927532150855> hiii
I dont think much would change if i got the exile role, i lost all hope to run gamma on my fuckass fedora anyway
a redbull a day keeps the withdrawals at bay
what
kys
i expected the list to be longer
lucky bastard
how do you murder the animals without getting seen
retarden
That's a funny name
MEIN GUT
Den for retards
brainfart
things only cristiano ronaldo did in football
@pale ingot ted is dead
I shot it
how did it happen
zombie came up behind me so I ran and instead of turning left he went straight into the zombies and tripped and died
like a retard
Industrial revolution Ted?
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio
@thorny folio
teddy jr is back
tagilla pov
stfu 
man everytime you guys see something relating to penis you think of tarkov
they be riding tarkov all day
@thorny folio > whats the best barrel for model 1
so we're stealing jokes from vc
BSG is so gei for adding this
DO NOT
urban legend
im just the messenger
Zybau
ok epstein
Says u
Apestain

go play your lil tarkov game
gg.
my brain is mush
gg
how can i train mechanics properly btw ive never trained like
half the skills
keep putting battery in and out of a car
they changed it where it doesnt matter anymore
yes king.
hey man i get it, i was like that but with arc raiders got that dopimine
im currently stuck training carpentry though
but the ntarkov just becomes cbt after a while
make fence post
cost 1 plank

he has a number tattooed on his arm

release the slenderman pages
And I thought I was skinny
yes king
when ur at carp 2
when your low level
just make floor
1 plank and 1 nail
just be prepared to deforest a entire aea
risky post investing ts
no idea if the censoring is making fun of british snowflakes or is there because the author is one
i have a forest behind my house and the ability to make infinite axes
then go at it
and im also a lumberjack in profession
level up your knapping so you can
make swas
saws*
they are shit but easy to craft
im just telling you there is another way to get handsaws
when the normal ones break
the trick is to get bitches first and THEN switch to linux
k brah..
Looks like she got just out of the Zone ngl
i know it's a joke post but let's be honest
he didt ask that


why she got vitiligo
why we got a vitiligo slider in BG3 and the Sims?
rip brah im just letting my 2 corpses rot in my backyard
lmfao
like ive died once and my corpse was left there
then i accidentally spawned in like fucking west point
its being a issue lowkey
so i walked across the entire map instead of killing myself
and during that trip i got bitten so i fought to the death in my backyard that (was) filled with zombies
then i respawned muldraugh again and went back now we're safe
In case you wanted to make vitiligo character
Duh
is so peak
i killed all of them with a crowbar
and the crowbar still has like a good bit to go
on my journey i also found like
potential prospects for actual runnable cars
do you guys like hatsune miku
Trailcam captures catfish going for a walk on land in the middle of the night
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miku is the only woman i respect
sure, big titties are awesome i guess
imagine being a dude and not being enthusiastic about big knockers
just sad honestly
To play devil’s advocate, a woman can have small tiddies if she has a nice ass and/or legs
yeah definitely im not excluding that
its just like universal, even if youre into ass you have to acknowledge how sweet a fat pair of tits is
We worship ass & tits in this house
similar taste i bet

What ipa u drink
voodoo rangers usually
sweetwater sometimes
and then if im at a fancier restaurant ill try some weird ass craft ipas
any normal beer will eternally mog the goyslop IPA
im not a fan of just the grain taste with normal beer
so i prefer ipas
cuz their made from hops
god i fucking hate pbr
ur cooked bro
i just dont like beer but pbr man that shit makes me grimace when i drink it
IPA is peak
he gets it
usually ipas are also high abv
like 9 percent
so i dont have to sit there and drink a lot i can just sip and enjoy like 1 and thats almost 2 beers
yep ive drank those alot cuz my dad drinks em
i inherited the taste for a good ipa
voodoo rangers are 9.5 abv
I’m here sipping vodka out of a water bottle at work
IPAs are loaded with flouride and soy so they can control your mind
Statement dreamed up by the utterly deranged
yummers
i gotta start drinking then
(its plant estrogen so it doesnt do shit)
FUCK it is
its killing my gains!!!! (i do not work out at all)
bro i touched a receipt one time my gains are going to die
mfs who live that are insane
what is the receipt joke source where does that even come from
so receipts are just thermal printers
and the ink that burns
lowers testosterone if you handle it all the time
i gotta drink more cow's milk
huh
yep
crazy
@placid sail @quaint ore
raw of course
the end and the death did sanguinius so fucking dirty
fucking whacked him like it was nothing
the only raw milk i drink is from ur mother or something idk
its ok you can try again
yeah but everything he did during the siege was awesome
i mean, yeah
something something man's milk
i just dont like the new power scaling trend where human auxilias are nullified
something something a space marine kills 50 stormtroopers
even though he is completely outgunned and outmaneuvered if that happens
catfish are crazy man
At least he has the excuse of super fucking dying instead of deciding to fuck around in the Warp for the next 10,000 years
space marines when i find a belt of krak grenades
Like all the other loyalist Primarchs
GW just doesnt know what the fuck to do with primarchs
usual writing yourself into a corner
they will prob just do great crusade 2
i love the Warp Corner where all the primarchs go
Indomitus Crusade
they're in timeout until writers wanna use em again
nah i meant with all the primarchs that can be brought back
man imma be real, that would be stupid
yeah thats why gw would do it
truke
didnt they just bring back the one guy
they brought two back
idk warhammer
Guilliman and Lion el Johnson
also the fucking moment GW realised they fucked up when they wrote that primaris have no gene flaws of their original legions
i gotta get back into warhammer i liked the first horus heresy book but thats all ive read
was so funny
no
that would be corvus corax
vulkan is dead
but he can just revive
and he will
I got severely disallusioned with warhammer tbh
is vulkan the black one
yes vulkan is the onyx black
right
corvus is white as bone
is the chinese guy one still alive
with a turkic name
khan something
jaghatai khan
Jagathai is said to be in the webway
first thing i'd do in 40k
crack dark eldar
crack a tau baddie
first thing i'd do in 40k
kill myself
i mean other than the robots he's defenseless its like killing an elderly person
vulkan can just return
jaghatai is in the webway
corvus is in the warp terrorizing word bearers
the blue fuck is alive and the greatest primarch ever lion is also alive and in the normal galaxy
rus is off wolfposting in agartha or some shit
OOOOO I CANT KILL EVIL PEOPLE JUST CUS THEYRE DEFENSLESS
oh yeah leman russ
WEAK mindset
he's just missing
rogal dorn was the last real ass mfer
rogal dorn is presumed missing
i mean is he evil tho
yes hes a businessman
mr house is just delusional imo
no not presumed missing presumed dead
thats literally as evil as you can get
he's the least delusional character in base fnv
just wrong
he waffles on about space travel and all that dumbass shit
while he can barely hold the strip
NCR all the way to the bank bro
@green schooner gold watch on my wrist btw 💰
he can do those tho
that's what happens when you help him
literally none of that happens
well he calculated and expects those things to happen in the order he counts them
what a nerd
and since you can't see 50 years into the future in the game
yes you don't see them happen
i think he just says that shit as his sales pitch
he's a man stuck in the past who wants vegas back to how it was before the war
drippy
how is it winter for you already
with no regard for anyone outside the strip
bro im IN THE SERVER
well idc about no mr house bruh
we ncr in this bitch
i pay my taxes
and i listen to propaganda
the NCR isn't perfect but its the best chance the general person has for survival
legion is even more stupid
NCR lovers just want to pay bills again
at least in house's case he can be an immortal tyrant
blud is NOT randall clark
but he could be that guy
i am randall clark
i am the one who protects the children
i am the one who kills the vault 22 dwellers
what how?
ive heard enough i believe you
house fans when you bring up house ignoring vault 34 completely destroying the soil in new vegas
and who fixes it? the NCR BABY
the screenshots were taken like a few hours prior
and then that gey little scientist screams at me about archiemedes
fu
noob
btw what date is it ingame
i did it just to hear arcade scream at me
i knew it was like
but i never really activate the archimedes
just now feb the 5th
41f whats that in people units
faherenheit
yeah
41 farenheit
doesn't care about sides
nbro its 5.4 c outside
perfect in a legion playthrough
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raul is the real goon
god this show is so fucking good
doesnt gaf
i was thinking more because hes hot
just listens to boss
yeah i will not be agreeing with you there
him and arcade are a tasty little treat
i think he's cool
"they rejected jesus' teachings"
i'm a ed-e guy myself
we love raul
prob one of the best companions for sheer damage output too
those who don't complete rauls quest and gets him that desperado fit ain't one of the homies
Cass might beat raul for me

cass is so damn hot
and gets a fly asf vaqueros outfit
the player canonically cracks cass in the ending slides
truthnuke
how
idk how
wasnt he banned cuz half of his stuff is model rips?
i never really got the whole step on me/beat me to death thing
if i was in contact with a woman like that i would want her to hug and kiss me and be nice
but thats just me
goes against the "norm" which is women act like harmless damsels
me but with anomaly
has xilandro posted his car mod yet or his still being a petty blowhard about it
i have no idea
i tried wildcard once
was a waste of 150 gbs
just didn't work
imagine getting angry about people asking you to make a mod you're already making
he's so dumb
after that i just refused to do any collections
either i'm a modding a game or i'm not modding
except for minecraft
terrible
i live in turkey i don't know what you expected to hear
it cant be all bad all the time..
atleast id fucking hope not
but apparently, i have been proven wrong
dead wrong
Come work in the macroplastics mines with me, we have a radio
whell
yer a good man
soon it will be some kinda joy
not just pain
i have a %65 now
ts is straight ass
i'm going to a %100 as soon as i have the money
I spent $150 on a 100%er Razer like 6 years ago
still with me
never had a stuck key or anything
money well spent
96 gud tho 
no wasted space
you suck
still has numpad for roguelikes
skill issue is all I'm hearing
oh man.
destiny 2s next exotic weapon
Königstiger 
god he even looks like a redditor
https://x.com/BAYC5511/status/2011822671298723847 bro lmaoooooooo
bro compared deleting a comment to murder 😭 these guys are so retarded
Your first mistake was posting on reddit
he explained why he went to reddit
Still a mistake
All reddit mods get a pinch of power and suddenly turn into Hitler
Reddit is for finding solutions to obscure problems and other hyper specific info
What even is a music tracker
Something that tracks music
an invitation-only BitTorrent website focused on sharing music,
Interesting
he had to die, he didn't match the grimdark vibe
They're such pearl clutching sniveling, coward rats
big e's orders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_l5R-ikTCk&t=3s ill never understand how ppl tolerated 7days to die guns and their weird ADS
Need some clean up then it's good to go.
now you can get free mobile games too
those guns look way shittier than I remember
they must've updated them
free
i always hated that game
Schleppa's true ending
What was the goal here
aint floppa a caracal
yes
this looks like a brazilian species called jaguatirica
this server has a bunch of the cats
that's a serval, sogga
plinka is the mountain lions
bulgus is these things
bobba is lynx
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its because the devs are morons
and dont listen to any community feedback
they're worse than tarkov devs in that regard
You'll be moisturized allright
given name, surname order
bro isnt gonna make it with her either
bullpup pump action shotgun
with extra bullpup
looks very uncomfortable to use
probably almost impossible while wearing armor
(never mind that there's no trigger linkage and the pump is also not functional)
the shells are right at the tip, it's actually dual level shell tube storage
the striker is right behind the trigger
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Here’s his message to Reddit CEO spez
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dude sounds ghey as fuck
please im already having sertaline withdrawals
no more
Dr pepper so good it left me outta breath gotdamn
https://fixvx.com/OG_Uncle_Ruckus/status/2012225849861288354 @narrow lotus on his way home to play tarkov
“WHICH ONE OF YOU MONKEYS JUST INSULTED THE GLORIOUS WHITE MAN?!!?”
what the fuck is lsf 
what in the goddamn
Ai
its a subreddit dedicated to the shit xalrider talks about constantly
aka streamer drama
what does foid mean
get yourself one of these if you respect your manhood
youll understand one day son
arguing with retard only to look it up and find out I'm so fucking right about everything ever don't ever fucking question me
questions you
what does that mean
@toxic sundial woof
hiiiiiiiii
frota what do you know about rocket engines

Never drink the IPA your brother didn't like
Ended up drinking essentially 10 bears in a span of 3 hours at 110 pounds soaking wet and puking my guts out
I'm not tall or muscular
5'5 maybe
All my height measurements are anecdotal
5'5 and 110
Just comparing to people around me
unless you're like 15 you gotta get some mass going bro
us shorties, we gotta dwarfmaxx
we gotta look like Gimli by age 23 or we're fucked
in so comfortable going to work and fixing hardware that I have no reason to work out
just going into work and replacing faulty ram
fair
you gotta get a muscle mommy gf then bro you need something for protection
get a 6'4" muscled goth woman
I drank 3 voodoo rangers which is basically 6 beers then I started another and then my brother decided the one he wanted to try was complete shit
So 10 beers and I barely eat as is
what a cutie
So drunk I had to put on vaatividya to distract myself
i cant imagine being 5'5" and 110 pounds just walking around i'd be afraid of being picked up and carried away
its a little scary!
also reminds me that im fat as shit cuz im only 2 inches on you and im double your weight
we gotta be proud of our stature in this dog gone world brother
dont let those tallcels tell you otherwise
same, im the tallest in my family
But I'm not even the tallest
just remember napoleon
I'm perfectly in the middle of my mom and dad
I fucking dread waking up
I too am perfectly in the middle of your mom and dad

Getting fucked by my dad
Crazy
Yeah you got a stepmomdad now
Uncle grandpa situation
She got that chest dick
Feel like a new man
Threw up and devoured a bag of popcorn
Time to drink another beer
https://fixvx.com/ShitpostGate/status/2012326503355175363 @narrow lotus @coarse bear
🐂: Hola señor ¿Está usted jugando?
🙅🏻♂️: No, pero ellos de allí sí.
🐂: Joya, gracias
I know it's gonna be a fucked day when my feet already hurt before even clocking in
morning
Blasphemous next post
since when has priggy posting been allowed??
since forever as long as it doesnt have graphic shit or the wagner logo around him

YAYYYY
Remember that one guy that got his head smashed in with a sledgehammer
You can post him while it's safe stuff, but can't have him as pfp banner etc
Yeah don't post that
thats the one where hes standing infront of like 50 dead guys right
Korshunov if he wasn't as cool
SHOIGUUUU WHERE IS MY AMMUNITION!!
i dont know really , i think its the same video but not the same angle
God why did they add shit ass ward
Korshunov was a really well done character i loved him
like an angry father at his son Dalin for being a retard
ANOTHER SCANNER? AT THIS POINT THERE ARE MORE SCANNERS THAN FUCKING STALKERS IN THE ZONE


Ward is fucking great just for Korshunov and Zotov
he aint wrong , for smth so secret tech it was held by every retard in the Zone
They're hard carrying the faction

also funny enough Ward is the best ending , i wish you could convince Korshunov to betray Agartha and whoever the fuck it was and destroy the generators instead
And then unreal engine 5 has crashed
I think it becomes less about the scanners and a lot more about why Skif is in the zone at all
Dude's former military, he could've very easily gotten a new government assigned housing
or just not go in zone at all
Do you want to submit a bug report that goes straight into the shredder?
Nah, they will not cover the anomaly damaged house under insurance , government probably declined the whole thing and said it was a gas leak or whatever the fuck + i think Skif left the military unwillingly
I'm about half-way through the game again, reaching the place I left it off in the 1.0 save
i will play it again after they release the CNPP stuff
and add more features to A LIFE
!noalife
Nah nah it's all about not knowing who the fuck to shoot at because the devs didn't make exos of different factions different enough to tell
which is a deep commentary on I don't know what
this as well 100% half the factions need a retexture , the dark lightning combined with Deggy's guys and Monoloith looking the same made me teamkill a lot at the theater thing
i reloaded 3 saves because i shot a Deggy Crop in the face because he was standing next to Monolith
It's just oh they shot at me guess I should kill them and repeat
At least they made it accurate to Ukraine nobody knows who the fuck they are shooting at
only drones are mising
Next patch they are gonna add colored armbands to reduce the amount of tk
Shit felt like I was playing tarkov and my teammate came up the stairs and I can't tell if it's them
And then I fucking die

Yesterday we did 5 man shoreline and we run into another 3 man then a 2 man , you can realise what the fuck happened
bullets were flying in the field , somehow none of us died but we killed all of them

Plot armour
Seal team 6 going to labyrinth
Tango down

you do you
what is this grotesque language in front of me
no farenheit i dont get it
@narrow lotus @naive bison
personally i would have walked uphills both ways
It's OK, -40 is shared between C and F
If xal was a tree
Why does he eat the dead
cuz yummy
@narrow lotus @naive bison
@river zealot artem
What's up
hes so baby
Bro thats an insane caption on the tweet
Daumn
Waking up at another fucking horror
U caught me off guard there schleppa
From vietnemese
What kind of store.
He Is filip and he sells me ciggies
It's always the most pathetic people that have the theoretical smallest amount of power go right to their head
Taking shit rn its massive
😏
sometimes i relaly dont know if its top tier ragebait, or people being that fucking stupid
Fuck spez
Spez is actually a twat
He's the reason Reddit's gone to shit while CSAM adjacent content barely got dealt with
You know, you'd think dealing with that stuff would be pretty cut and dry
Pun not intended
But I guess they'd risk losing their favorite spank pages
Nicely fertilised with the deceased
darkwood
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
yes it was kys
no
❤️
kys

responding to a clip of inglorious basterds
ragebait trap set up
now we play the waiting game

We have instructions for running it on Linux
Linux user point and laugh
Its not because of that, it's because fedora is a wimpy bitch that will bitch and moan every time i do something that would be dumb easy in other distros 
Or
Byeah if i had arch or something alike, it would be a breeze
You could use windows and have none of these issues
Nah fuck micropenis
Hugehard
Say they have a debloat shit
Because fuck the county and the entire corporate sphere
don't give a fuck because I have 4 terabytes of storage
Silverhand of agreement
And? My personal info is all over the web
Bah
I don't give a fuck
What the fuck did you do
Use the Internet my entire life
This is fine until you need something you removed for a game and you're back to stage one
Same goes for LTSC
Yeah
I used LTSC once, RDR2 refused to run
Now that ms is gonna help orange tards private brown shirts to see if you're a real murican
Facial id shit
No matter what you are gonna be fucked might aswell just have the spyware
trying to stay private and secure on the internet is a fucking Herculean task
Eh
I'm just waiting
Martial law before invading Greenland
Calling it
We're the shithole country now
Anyways until then
always has been 
I'll continue resisting and be that statistical error in their bum that will cost 50 dollars for my 5 dollar worth of information 
Turkiye still has american nukes
So remember when we nuked Japan
america on top bitches
UK
The permanent security council members have nooks
Its like a snickers bar
Pakistan, India, Israel (allegedly), Best Korea are the other guys
Iran might have some capabilities but no launch vehicle
I'm not kidding
Yea
Its still under US control
Threaten to nuke mar largo
@narrow lotus @river zealot https://www.vxreddit.com/r/Warframe/s/kmUOAv1woG
Like, it's just a glorified cruise missile without a real payload otherwise
@thorny folio
Chat hear me out
What if we hack all nukes and reroute them to france
Win win
bro wtf is this gif



