#🎪bruh-fart

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naive bison
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...it literally is

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okay he actually is retarded

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@deep topaz can you make fat-free cream

coarse bear
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Fuck you

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You get wikipedia now

sacred mountain
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Not even urbandictionary bruh bro pulled the wikipedia card 😭

stoic girder
coarse bear
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Hey

stoic girder
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Hello.

quaint ore
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Truke

deep topaz
deep topaz
coarse bear
naive bison
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you're so fucking stupid

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please for the love of all that is holy

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deepthroat a 12ga

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and pull the trigger with your toe

deep topaz
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I am not arguing with you at 3 am

coarse bear
naive bison
deep topaz
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Milk has different densities

naive bison
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there's no "perspective" here

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you're just wrong on objective reality

deep topaz
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Cream is more fat dense than milk

coarse bear
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Go to bed

deep topaz
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I'm at work

coarse bear
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Stop working night shifts

deep topaz
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I get paid 17 an hour to sit on my ass and do nothing

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I'll keep doing so

naive bison
coarse bear
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Oh fair enough
Please continue being retarded

naive bison
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i c

deep topaz
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Actually I lied

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I get 17.05

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And I will be getting promoted to corporal shortly, so I'll be getting 17.25

coarse bear
spring quail
naive bison
primal kayak
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Good day fellaspeeposmile

naive bison
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even in his merry christmas post he thinks about israel

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as soon as hasan piker goes to bed and shuts his eyes, he hears hebrew under the floorboards of his mansion

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he has not slept in weeks.

spring quail
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the telltale jew

coarse bear
spring quail
coarse bear
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Everybody wonders why Germans are so smart and serious, but they forget that for 600 years they had a brutal natural selection process. If you were a foolish and naughty boy in Germany in the 15th century, the Hodenverstümmelung would come to you and obliterate your testicles.

naive bison
quaint ore
spring quail
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he's fine

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apus cant die

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they're all playing pretend in here actually

fallow trellis
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sounds like some game where you decisions alter the course of the story

fallow trellis
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telltale's jew

spring quail
fallow trellis
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no u said the telltale jew

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i said Telltale's Jew

spring quail
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i see now

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like the game company

fallow trellis
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yeah

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well

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not anymore

stark gull
spring quail
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WHO CARES FUCKNUT YOU REMOVED A WORD

spring quail
eager igloo
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Brexit-chan

fallow trellis
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i said it louder

naive bison
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PEPE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

spring quail
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oh hellKekSkew

deep topaz
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The pepe cat is cute

stark gull
spring quail
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this is all i care about

naive bison
stoic girder
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Pubs used to men only speedsmirk

stark gull
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Clearly toxic space

spring quail
stark gull
spring quail
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chop chop

stark gull
stoic girder
spring quail
coarse bear
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Can't believe Xalrider would expose Apu like that

naive bison
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apu would never be bigoted

coarse bear
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But it's full of rambling nonsense

naive bison
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ive never read it

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wait how do you know?

coarse bear
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I can only assume it's rambling nonsense

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Much like the rest of his ideology

tepid pebble
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fuck discord btw

drifting mantle
naive bison
tepid pebble
fallow trellis
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james whopper

tepid pebble
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spy buns

drifting mantle
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007 Hamburger

heady crow
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Bond burgered

drifting mantle
prisma venture
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I FUCKIN DID

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IM WELDER

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🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

heady crow
drifting mantle
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Congratz man!

naive bison
# heady crow

@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio BTR driver after you complete the quest to hand over 1 moonshine

prisma venture
drifting mantle
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I can imagine! Huge mile Stone achieved!

prisma venture
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Truly

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In certified racist and welder

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What a life man

drifting mantle
tepid pebble
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do you weld other races together ?

coarse bear
drifting mantle
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Time to celebrate and think about the next achievment

naive bison
heady crow
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Now shifty can move to germany to work as per czech tradition

naive bison
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hell even the trans ones

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wtf do they think the rainbow means

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as a concept

coarse bear
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The black stripe is about AIDS victims

naive bison
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said literally anything slightly negative of the lgbt movement and my screen went black for 1 second

coarse bear
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Dunno about the rest

river zealot
naive bison
river zealot
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Well to be fair the lgbt rainbow is modified

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It has what

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Extra cyan?

naive bison
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no need to change it bro

drifting mantle
naive bison
river zealot
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Lets hope its just a phase

coarse bear
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Gay channel discusses the gay flag

naive bison
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ts bops bro

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that's sabaton

coarse bear
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Well I lie

naive bison
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me dancing to we are charlie kirk (heavy metal)

coarse bear
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That's not the gay flag, this is

vale sand
naive bison
vale sand
coarse bear
naive bison
coarse bear
naive bison
naive bison
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it's pretty well made

coarse bear
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Was alive?

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I know who hasn't been to Agartha

naive bison
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idk about this one though

river zealot
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You know what temperature is cold for germans

drifting mantle
river zealot
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Minus nein

naive bison
vale sand
# coarse bear So do most flags?

I meant as in, it has the same colour with gradients listed and everything, that mf looks like it’s a colour palette made for a web design

glad carbon
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isnt that a pyramid scheme

naive bison
river zealot
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Is there an MMM flag

coarse bear
naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot @vale sand

glad carbon
naive bison
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i know politics but ts was too funny not to post

coarse bear
naive bison
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the look artem be giving to mfs

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(he has 90 mil in sugar in his stash)

river zealot
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Look man

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Invest in my sugar scheme

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In a week i ll double your money

naive bison
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i buy sugar from artem at 90k

naive bison
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he lists it for 50 k

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i go homeless

coarse bear
glad carbon
coarse bear
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Old man Leon is EXECUTING them

glad carbon
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bought in at 25k

river zealot
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Why the fuck are my laces wet

austere shadow
glad carbon
river zealot
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I havent worn these shoes in a week

glad carbon
river zealot
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Nice shoes i know

glad carbon
river zealot
glad carbon
river zealot
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Rookie numbers

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I sold a little but i have 1050 left approximately

glad carbon
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cool

river zealot
toxic sundial
naive bison
naive bison
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
toxic sundial
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you'll notice he can hold a gun because he's not a felon peeposmile

naive bison
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alright that's too far

naive bison
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i'll never understand fried chicken being a "black" food

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who tf doesnt like fried chicken?

naive bison
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gun that was good always, makes a comeback

drifting mantle
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@frail scaffold

heady crow
spring quail
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i have to face the consequences of my actions tomorrow

heady crow
stoic girder
spring quail
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next person doesn't deserve it

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i've put in the effort

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im just nervous

gleaming grove
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Whats wrong w u

spring quail
stoic girder
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I bought an airfryer so I could make fried chicken.

naive bison
spring quail
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here in burgerland, we all go to the fried chicken joint after church

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black, white, brown, red, blue, orange, tangerine,

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we all run to kfc

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or bojangles or popeyes

stoic girder
spring quail
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preferably bojangles

spring quail
naive bison
drifting mantle
spring quail
stoic girder
spring quail
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kfc has chicken littles

narrow lotus
spring quail
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bojangles has chicken hotdogs

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difference?

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bojangles is 2 for $5

drifting mantle
spring quail
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then i have no choice

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but to affirm her of my convictions and desires

drifting mantle
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RIP

spring quail
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this girl said i have honey bear eyes

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i will delete nations to protect her

drifting mantle
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Just give up man

spring quail
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sounds like satan tempting jesus in the desert

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begone vile snake

drifting mantle
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It ain't worth it, but you will figure that out on your own I guess

spring quail
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what does an ai know about emotion anyway

drifting mantle
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Everything

drifting mantle
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Fool!

spring quail
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i will achieve nuclear chad ascendancy

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a superbrainfarter

gleaming grove
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And its so good

spring quail
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i grew up with it

gleaming grove
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KFC is trash

spring quail
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agree

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bojangles mogs

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bojangles mogs all chicken joints

gleaming grove
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Like if you try Asian KFC you will never see it the same

gleaming grove
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Peak fallout 4

spring quail
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bojangles

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you can get a family sized chicken bucket + fixins

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AND a pound of hash browns

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AND a pound of fries

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they were so good

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until they started using that AI drivethru bullshit

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you know how bad i feel having to correct the teenager at the window 5 times that i wanted a large combo

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i dont

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yum! brands ai drivethru = anger

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"oh she (the ai) didnt get that..."

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OK AND? THATS WHAT I WANTED CUNT FUCKING FIX IT

coarse bear
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Fun fact: Olympic gymnast Giorgia Villa is sponsored by Parmigiano Reggiano and poses with wheels of cheese

QRT: CaryKelly11
Parmigiano-Reggiano is the most protein dense food on earth at 34% protein per 100g. It has more protein than chicken and beef.

It is one of the most efficient sources of bioavailable nutrition humans have ever created.

Fermenting it for up to 1.5 years means
-easier digestion
-faster absorption
-lactose free/zero carb

It's an elite source of calcium (the best in an animal-based diet), loaded with vitamin K2, peptides that support gut health and glutamate.

It's truly one of the greatest things to ever come out of Italy.

One more thing about Parm. If you're like me, too much cheese can make you gain weight. The problem, I believe is because most cheese is a combo of fat, protein and carbs. Fat by itself is not obesogenic but when paired up with carbs causes gains. The good thing about parm is it's zero carb because there's no lactose, so i…

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Yooo

manic cave
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The government is hiding 5000 tons of cheese in a single vault underneath America

spring quail
stoic girder
quaint ore
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I want the government cheese bro

spring quail
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what the fuck is it even for

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did ronald reagan have a cheese commity

quaint ore
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You take a bite and you wake up in a Black Ops cia interrogation scene

spring quail
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everything goes back to reagan or ww2 anyway\

quaint ore
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Buying their dairy shit cause no one else was

spring quail
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bleak

stoic girder
spring quail
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we might not deserve the earth

stoic girder
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Pure profit.

spring quail
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use time travel

quaint ore
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Ye you got a food reserve which is just CHEESE

spring quail
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retroactively kill anyone who ever thought of exchanging goods for tokens

stoic girder
quaint ore
naive bison
# spring quail https://tenor.com/view/guts-waiting-berserk-gif-11623594

speaking of guts
funny thing happened yesterday
A guy on a discord server of a big tarkov streamer yesterday accused one of my friends on gamma server of hacking cause he killed him when he was camping in a weird position
He also proceeded to call him the hard R n-word and also said he hopes a black guy named "Donovan" rapes him

coarse bear
naive bison
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he was later banned

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speaking of guts - the name of the guys discord profile was Guts

stoic girder
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Retard.

quaint ore
coarse bear
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How are there users more retarded than those in GAMMA

quaint ore
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That would SUCK

naive bison
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the guy also was using cheats too

manic cave
naive bison
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350 hour kappa account

spring quail
naive bison
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kappa is basically you beat the game and most quests

tame halo
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house always wins

naive bison
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in 350 hours you just start to stop drooling in tarkov

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that guy was hacking 100%

stoic girder
quaint ore
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Who doesnt

naive bison
spring quail
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we're coming out of the eclipse with this one

stoic girder
tame halo
spring quail
naive bison
spring quail
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humanity first.

manic cave
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We need to stop the aliens from invading the cheese planet

manic cave
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It is a very vital asset for humanity

spring quail
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our cheese will act as gold in the coming singularity

tame halo
spring quail
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i remember my highschool friend's clash royale id

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stephenisdaddy(numbers)

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she broke up with him 2 months later

manic cave
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Also wtf am I gae. I have feelings for another man.

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😭

stoic girder
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It's over for you.

spring quail
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you're not the only one here

stoic girder
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Time to wear a dress.

spring quail
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but two men cant produce an heir

manic cave
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I've never felt this way before for someone.

heady crow
tame halo
spring quail
# heady crow

isnt sosa in drug dealer terms just the cartel plug

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way to dickride

heady crow
manic cave
tame halo
spring quail
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be careful

manic cave
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I have never been in a relationship before or anything & this is confusing as.

tame halo
stoic girder
manic cave
stoic girder
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Nice try fed.

manic cave
spring quail
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its over

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brain is rotted

tame halo
heady crow
spring quail
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if you dont get post-shower pics it was never meant to be

heady crow
naive bison
drifting mantle
naive bison
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@manic cave you JUST realized that? With a profile pic like that?

manic cave
heady crow
heady crow
tame halo
manic cave
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💔

naive bison
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i mean if ur gei then ur gei

drifting mantle
naive bison
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you'll install tarkov in due time

tame halo
naive bison
spring quail
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stay confused

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100% dude is curious or just playing

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i speak from experience

tame halo
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dunno

drifting mantle
spring quail
tame halo
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out of everyone present, probably just xal and hal

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then again, xal is pregnant somehow

manic cave
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what

tame halo
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yeah

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with brainfart's baby

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baby gronk

heady crow
manic cave
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@naive bison congrats it's a boy

tame halo
heady crow
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He will birth the new osaka

wooden surge
spring quail
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cant wait for the heartbreak post

manic cave
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Idk if I wanna ask him out though & risk the friendship.

tame halo
drifting mantle
spring quail
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look when your hot guy friend says he just wants to be friends

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just be friends

manic cave
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Cause we both enjoy spending time with each other that's for sure. We've been spending the last 3 weeks together with like 12 hours per day.

eager igloo
heady crow
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Dawg, atleast ask if hes into guys first

eager igloo
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@prisma venture

manic cave
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He's openly stated it lmfao.

spring quail
tame halo
primal kayak
spring quail
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doubt

drifting mantle
spring quail
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90% of men like that are curious

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they will quit after you make out

heady crow
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Cynical much jeesh

spring quail
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reality sucks

tame halo
heady crow
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Prolly that, then again hes not going anywhere so no need to stress about telling him right now and here

manic cave
quaint ore
manic cave
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I only JUST remembered that

spring quail
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i thought my hot guy was coming onto me too when he followed me outside the friend gathering

tame halo
spring quail
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only to ask if i wanted pizza

spring quail
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whoops brainfart doesnt align with xalrider's ideals

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its off topic now

quaint ore
manic cave
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dw I'm done yapping

tame halo
spring quail
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ISRAEL

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WELL

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they

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idk

manic cave
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dw I'll post anti semetic vids!!!

tame halo
spring quail
drifting mantle
tame halo
naive bison
tame halo
manic cave
spring quail
manic cave
heady crow
naive bison
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do not ask why the santa hat necktie beeps and buzzes

manic cave
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Well it's clearly a bomb collar duh

drifting mantle
tame halo
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HOLY SHIT IS THAT A FALLOUT NEW VEGAS REFERENCE

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oh

naive bison
tame halo
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good timing actually

naive bison
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😭

spring quail
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NOOOOOOOOOO MY HECKIN DOGGERINO IS A PROP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tame halo
spring quail
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destroy the west

naive bison
manic cave
naive bison
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"WHY DO PEOPLE THINK MY ENTIRE POLITICAL IDEOLOGY IS AMERICA BAD?"

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"anyways W iran america L"

tame halo
naive bison
# manic cave

tarkov youtubers when a new extraction shooter is announced

spring quail
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if their name doesnt sound american we should stop listening to them

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as am american

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this good idear

heady crow
frail scaffold
naive bison
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(it has like 20 players rn)

spring quail
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grayzone damage model mogs tarkov

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tf

quaint ore
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Gake and fay

manic cave
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"ITS OVER FOR TARKOV! HERE'S WHY!"

drifting mantle
naive bison
tame halo
# heady crow

invented orgies and then got mad at romans for wanting to add women
or was it the other way around think

naive bison
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605

manic cave
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"IS TARKOV BAD? (WORSE THEN EPSTEIN)

tame halo
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yes

spring quail
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IM SORRY i like cool terminal simulation

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i don't like armor ignoring energy dump and compression waves

naive bison
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(WORSE THAN HITLER)

manic cave
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LMFAO

spring quail
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tarkov armor is just fucking superman until it breaks

naive bison
heady crow
naive bison
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(it was hollowpoints)

manic cave
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1 mil kit just to be 1 tapped by some fuck ass guy with a makarov

naive bison
naive bison
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worry about that

spring quail
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you get hpbtotm 556 as early as the second mission

naive bison
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did you punch the keyboard?

spring quail
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hollow point, boat tail, open tip match king

manic cave
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?????

naive bison
spring quail
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i know your russian ass is too retarded

naive bison
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WHO MADE THAT MESS

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YOU DID KING

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👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿 👏🏿

manic cave
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Did keltec decide to get into ammunition making or smth.

quaint ore
spring quail
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never talk to europoors about ammo

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got it

heady crow
manic cave
spring quail
manic cave
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Why the FUCK would you need that.

drifting mantle
# spring quail tarkov armor is just fucking superman until it breaks

I think it should deform and if a bullet hits the exact same spot, there is a probability to penetrate the Armor. Also, the more damaged it gets, the easier it to penetrate the Armor with smaller cal.
Also, the game should simulate an impact shock, making the player stunned for a few seconds thumbsUp2x

naive bison
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greyzone granddads crawling through the jungle just to be 1 hit by AI with hpbthpsapssaapbt ammo (it's available at level 0)

deep topaz
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Had to grind for this view 💯

spring quail
naive bison
heady crow
deep topaz
heady crow
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evill ass rape forests of lithuania in 2 years

spring quail
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the american will stay up too late to educate europoors about ammo

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amazing

deep topaz
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It's like a universal force

manic cave
heady crow
spring quail
heady crow
spring quail
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it also makes man dead from close

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and medium range

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very effective

manic cave
spring quail
naive bison
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bro they turned mutahar into billy the butcher from The Boys

spring quail
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heres your accupuncture session

heady crow
deep topaz
# manic cave Ok so WHY is this needed.

Hollowpoint - expands on impact, putting a lot of force into the target
Boat tail - smooth, clipped ends to give better air drag ballistics (flies farther, faster)
Match tip - I don't know. Probably bogus or something only this company does

naive bison
eager igloo
spring quail
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match tip/king is universally a long range bullet type

heady crow
pale ingot
deep topaz
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Is match tip where they put a plastic sabot on the hollow point for better drag and aerodynamics

spring quail
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in all cases it causes extreme terminal damage compared to other options at the expense of not penetrating armor at range

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but the energy and compression wave make that null

heady crow
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Good slop

spring quail
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delicious boot biscuit

heady crow
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The boot is actually made out of liqourice to eat during a survival situation

eager igloo
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Vro's already trenched in greenland

naive bison
heady crow
heady crow
pale ingot
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crank it a lil @naive bison

spring quail
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if tarkov had gray zone's terminal simulation

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would be the best game

heady crow
spring quail
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they model individual organs and body cavities so bleeding bleeds for real

naive bison
naive bison
deep topaz
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One thing I liked about grey zone, the medical and wounds system

pale ingot
pale ingot
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gg ez.

heady crow
spring quail
heady crow
spring quail
naive bison
# spring quail

always a fucking useless woman doing nothing but distracting in a fight

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every time i see fight footage it makes me hate women a bit

heady crow
naive bison
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just get the fuck out of the way

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they either try to interrupt and get in the way pointlessly

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or scream their throat off

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and ruin the footage

deep topaz
# spring quail

You can hit someone with a thousand wimp bitch hits, but all you need is one square one to the jaw

deep topaz
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Next best is the kidney

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One good hook to the side

tepid pebble
deep topaz
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Donezo

spring quail
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angry sternum grab on a skinny guy goes crazy

deep topaz
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Push your fingers through his skin and flesh and grab onto his ribcage

spring quail
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the elites dont want you to know this but the ribs on skinny agressors are free and you can take them home

tepid pebble
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whats going on here

spring quail
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we're running a train on your mom

tepid pebble
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you added necrophilia to your resumes too huh

spring quail
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assuredly and without a doubt

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we will stoop that low

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and i mean we, as in all of us, together

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even the mods

tame halo
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BAH ME BOY BAH ME

spring quail
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irl judge holden

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anything in creation that exists without his knowledge

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exists without his consent

pale ingot
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you are a chud and autistic and probably smell @spring quail

spring quail
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you're not wrong

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i need to change my ways before further engaging with this pure girl

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i need to be locked up while i deal with alcohol withdrawal

tepid pebble
tame halo
spring quail
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don't hellownewstalker me boy

heady crow
stoic girder
spring quail
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i cant outshit my self

pale ingot
spring quail
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shut up emulsified meat product

pale ingot
spring quail
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your response time indicates you googled what "emulsified" means

pale ingot
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no

spring quail
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yes

pale ingot
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i think youre projecting

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he's gone dead silent i was right

deep topaz
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What does this say

eager igloo
spring quail
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im still not ready to deal with the consequences of my actions

coarse bear
quaint ore
coarse bear
quaint ore
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Its hard to translate this term tbh

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A koshak refers to a big ass fat cat

eager igloo
stoic girder
sacred mountain
sacred mountain
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Damn

ruby minnow
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it was good ol' photoshop

deep topaz
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You can't make this up

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Xal's wife

drifting mantle
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Jesus Christ

manic cave
pale ingot
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and i don't want big trouble

deep topaz
fallow trellis
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glory to agartha

fallow trellis
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so him having a black wife isnt a surprise

manic cave
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This is literally a Southpark episode

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We are living

sacred mountain
# deep topaz

I dont understand, are they the first muslim congresswoman or the first blind congresswoman

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Or both

fallow trellis
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both

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i would make fun of your reading comprehension but that shit so retarded to read

eager igloo
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Screams "we couldn't give less shit what person she is"

sacred mountain
pale ingot
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unrelated, look at this fuckin thing

eager igloo
naive bison
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this really was trained on pixar, wasnt it?

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot

pale ingot
pale ingot
stoic girder
# deep topaz

First time I'm hearing about someone getting prosecuted for abortion.

naive bison
stoic girder
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Do not connect your shit to the internet.

naive bison
manic cave
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
eager igloo
sacred mountain
# manic cave

Jamaican netrunner blasting ratatata while I'm literally airdashing towards her position to blast her head with my tier 5+ power shotgun:

manic cave
drifting mantle
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I wish I had that "kill me" mentality of Tom Platz when working out

manic cave
drifting mantle
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@prisma venture

naive bison
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Silver Samurai Armor Weapons and Fighting Skills Compilation

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thats so cool

fallow trellis
lusty hazel
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@heady crow finished this today

eager igloo
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suboptimal

heady crow
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promiscious ar

lusty hazel
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it is naked!

crystal saddle
manic cave
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Anyone know what department of the DoE uses the 9MM colt SMG.

crystal saddle
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Nah put wood on that bitch

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Needs more wood

heady crow
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five million layers of paint and tacticool attachments that are useless

lusty hazel
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been offered a underfolder akm in trade for it

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might

crystal saddle
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Get the woooooooooooood

heady crow
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i mean you already got an ar which you run? Id do it

lusty hazel
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already got an ar? i got many ar's

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akm would be fire tho

crystal saddle
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Is it a trash blaster or a proper AKM

heady crow
crystal saddle
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K it might be kino

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But that barrel though

lusty hazel
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need akm barrel n shiee

crystal saddle
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Was never a fan of the coat hanger stocks

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I'd rather have no stock at all than that shit

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Looks uncomfortable and probably is

lusty hazel
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the FDF doesn't have any other proper sidefolder to use in tanks

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you either use that or you have a glock as a sidearm

heady crow
lusty hazel
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i meannnn

lusty hazel
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cv90 does have space

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my 195cm tall friend was cv90 crew in estonia

lusty hazel
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akm with a ak104 front end

heady crow
# lusty hazel cv90 does have space

i suppose, but the rifle just hangs ontop of the turret or with the loader outside the tank. Originally leos were issued two uzis and there are slots for them inside

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dual wielding those mfs going over trenches is like the peak male fantasy

drifting mantle
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Ruger Mark IV my beloved ❤️

heady crow
lusty hazel
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yeah germans used the uzi

heady crow
heady crow
# lusty hazel yeah germans used the uzi

i wish i was a german tanker, they get nice headsets to wear with their cute berets. Hair flowing freely in the wind when going top speed out of the hatch and so on...

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meanwhile we get nakkipipos

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fuck my stupid chud life

lusty hazel
quaint ore
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I find it funny how you guys got more soviet milsurp than an actual post soviet country like us.

lusty hazel
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i mean

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the fdf did buy and receive a lot of soviet stuff

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even the swedish had soviet vehicles and stuff

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and russian

heady crow
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but if thatll get issued in the next 10 years ill be suprised

lusty hazel
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why do they look like they're missing the ballistic lid that goes on them

heady crow
narrow lotus
heady crow
lusty hazel
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yep

lost epoch
manic cave
heady crow
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better example of the ballistic cover vs without it

manic cave
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Geniuely sucked having to wear that shit when we did field stuff.

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Especially against the army.

heady crow
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haha yeah but imagine when youre on a beach with the ocean behind you

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THEN its ingenous

manic cave
lost epoch
manic cave
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We DID have the standard issue army uniform for field use until they rolled in the blue BDUs for us.

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So we had to had the other uniforms back.

heady crow
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type shit the lieutnant finds his platoon doing

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unironically i was on a excerscise while back, evening of day one and we are in deep reserve, fighting hasnt started, we got the camo properly put on, tank maintained and we take a breather. Then some irritating fresh out of officer school lieutnant says to our PL why are we suntanning and listening to music

manic cave
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"Ok squadron today we will be learning about effectively blending in with the environment & apply camoflauge to ourselves." Our squadron leader says.

heady crow
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as if theres anything better to do

manic cave
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Meanwhile we are wearing bright blue BDUs.

heady crow
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yeah, only way to make the outfit camouflaged is to run it thorugh dirt and mud and then theyll bitch how your gear is dirty

manic cave
lost epoch
heady crow
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but i mean at that stage of training it doesent really matter

manic cave
heady crow
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well yeah, im not sure if the airfield defenses fall under the army or airforce there

manic cave
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Majority of us are ethier security for airbases, pilots, drone operators, air crews, command staff, etc.

manic cave
heady crow
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ah, military police and perimeter guards (that is kind of a sacrifical job incase the airfield does get attacked) and so on?

manic cave
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Naval security for navy bases.
Army security for army bases.
Air security for airbases.
And soon spaceforce security Jobs for the spaceforce bases when they come around.

manic cave
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But they're called "SP".

heady crow
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sp? :D, here they are called that too but well becuase military police translates to sotilaspoliisi

manic cave
heady crow
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ah alright

manic cave
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I think they're split into two sections tho.

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Cause I've seen SP with both red armbands. And blue armbands.

heady crow
manic cave
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But security is it's own section for airforce.

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Unsure about army or naval.

stoic girder
manic cave
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Airforce also has K9 units.

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For some reason.

lost epoch
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Why not

heady crow
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well, im not that suprised. Considering tresspassing into the airfields perimeter area is a huge deal

lost epoch
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Every man needs a best friend

manic cave
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Ah true.

stoic girder
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Dogs are there to bite their dick off

manic cave
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I've literally seen airforce security sitting around at high points doing overwatch.

quaint ore
manic cave
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In ghillie suits n shit.

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So not surprising.

quaint ore
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the dude is shouting how he cant get a gf and says that he is being held in the country against his will

heady crow
quaint ore
lost epoch
quaint ore
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it's cepelinai language

quaint ore
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this is what he is shouting about

lost epoch
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O kurwa

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Yeah, must suck

heady crow
lost epoch
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Being a slav man is suffering

dreamy flaxBOT
quaint ore
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judging by how he talks he is from samogitia

heady crow
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estonia i can understand living in but what goes on in lithuania and latvia apart from evil ass rape forests

quaint ore
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which is like among the most authentic regions

lost epoch
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At least it's not south america

dreamy flaxBOT
quaint ore
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it was -17 in the morning

heady crow
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how tf is it colder there than here

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its been a solid -25 / -15c for a while

lost epoch
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Bit chilly, innit?

quaint ore
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i just wear thermal clothes underneath and chill

quaint ore
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Bruno feels obligated to look into ltihuanian shitpost since i have elite ball knowledge of pro pilkki

heady crow
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that is like a national unc game here

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on the level of like uuhh

dreamy flaxBOT
dreamy flaxBOT
deep topaz
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It is cold

dreamy flaxBOT
coarse bear
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Bit chilly

heady crow
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innit

coarse bear
quaint ore
# heady crow <@682836813915750411>

"Vadim for fucks sake, you fucking bitch kurwa, you couldn't find any better pederastins nachui? Go fuck yourself, kurwa with your cheap fuel, i was fucking your fucking amenins, you fucking tripper, i wish you get pulled apart while shitting for fucks sake, kurwa, kurwa, fuck this shit, how the fuck am i supposed to turn now you fucking bitch?"

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i couldnt write down every swear word he said

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cause there was so much

heady crow
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one of the comments was "now translate without the swear words" 😭

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yeah any more and the translation becomes unreadable

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but thanks

quaint ore
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basically the guys truck got fucked due to shitty fuel

storm stream
heady crow
river zealot
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why did i get pinged

quaint ore
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i saw a very weird meme in telegram

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which was

storm stream
river zealot
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but why me

quaint ore
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Girl: "I wish my future husband had a dick like horse's"
The genie: "hmm okay."

Later: cropped video of an animation of some knight girl getting fucked by a horse

river zealot
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but it was just the cropped anim

quaint ore
quaint ore
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bro that fucking animation was something, the fucking fluid physics were out of this world

river zealot
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why did it have to be a horse tho

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why cant we be normal

quaint ore
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cause people are into cock worship

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which includes horses

storm stream
fresh rose
fresh rose
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on my life if you dont know what I am talking about ivan you arent balkan

drifting mantle
slender rock
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@river zealot

deep topaz
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Alright, I want to settle this internal debate I have. The MOLLE attachment system on military gear, how do you say it?

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I've always said it like Molly, the name

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But some say mole

heady crow
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mole but with two lls

heady crow
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
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Mai Ling... The safe word are the US nuclear codes

naive bison
drifting mantle
deep topaz
drifting mantle
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🐔

deep topaz
slender rock
slender rock
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Gas station sushi

drifting mantle
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Disgusting