#🎪bruh-fart
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dig into it
random ass side quest days and filler episodes
bro i have no idea how the fuck
is my ass going to get to the military base
that place is in ass end of NOWHERE
you made a terrible mistake by mentioning gdp
i mean, how long is the walk from the nearest bus station?
no trains, only 4 hour bus ride
fuckin dumb
oh yeha sorry m'lord
unless i speedrun driver's license and get an opel kadett
never start arguing with retard like me
bro got that shit on
Omw to Tauragė
get a twingo
i mean doable, but they dont organise transport for the new batch of recruits?
YOU USED A HIGH TECH EDITOR TO MAKE IT LIKE ITS FIRST PLACE
i dunno about that one
i will need to see how it is done
lemme ask the chat gpt
and see if it says retard shit or good shit
hold on
u might be right
but u just cant prove it
you can just gaslight CGPT by showing your own bias, and it'll confirm it for you
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hello i need to get out of novice and i'm here to spam some shit
no xp here
look, malovaní which probably means photoshop
@arctic pawn
@mods ban him
lie, you are using malovaní
malovani
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ok good news

i told u
@heady crow for the first time you get sent there by a bus
Cut myself on cardboard and there's no bandages or tape avaliable so I gotta feel that weird feeling of my skin moving back and forth
so i will be set for a 4 hour bus ride to tauragė
u got electrical tape and toilet paper?
then 3 weeks in the unit before the initiation ceremony
after that we get sent home for the weekend
pretty chill, like i said i always had a 5-6 hour rides to my brigades
Zero tape, don't have the usual van

nice, do yall get weekend leaves often then?
ye
as long as you dont fuck up big time
baller
just pray in that case
like get into a fight and shit
🙏
ok jokes aside, even if the economy of your country is shit, its still probably better than brazil
i hate the popular culture of my own people
who doesn't
probably is
i find my fellow brazilian quite annoying
we dont have cartels and shit here like that
every brazilian i met says that
yeah plus you probably dont have 59k murders per year
imagine 59k people being murdered every year
and 51k being men
lmao
the other dude i know is a dude who was in the military and seemingly would make an amazing fit for BOPE with how much he hates favelados
I think brazil has a high murder rate, but only because it's a coverup for human trafficking
yeah, hopefully not. A couple of the guys in my company got their weekend leaves revoked for going awol and drinking hand sanitiser to get drunk. They spent those weekends stealing shit from other companies barracks mainly bottles to return for money
fucking combat engineers man
perhaps
In our case the entire company gets it revoked
organ harvesting in brazil be BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
dont text me this weekend, ill be busy doing whatever the hell this is
damn
:DDD
thats them gangbang wanna bes
Living your best life
there is 2 sections in lithuanian army
First 3 months is the basic training were you get drilled like a motherfucker
sucks, we only had a risk of that once. The officers said that us leopard crewmembers were like saints and boyscouts compared to the other platoons in the company
the rest is just normal shit
the hell is this
you lose all the energy to hate dealing with german engineering
hopefully actually training and not useless guard shifts and cleaning around
thats the reason i went with kestutis battalion tbh, it's not as intensive as Algirdas but still gets action.
dude yeah fuck me i hated that 40yo piece of junk sometimes. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MAIN SIGHT IS FROZEN SO WE CANT USE THE STABILISER. Fucking queue in ambushes from at guys in the coming days where we need to turn the entire fucking tank to shoot at them
fuck me the stabiliser over heats during summers and freezer over during the winter
pubg loadout
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan
thats fortnine?
yeah thats fair, and like i said as long as you get the same options for future career in the military it doesent matter that much
manhack
the finals
who
there's something that i hate about leftist statistic mfrs, they say there is feminicide in brazil, cuz 47% of the murdered women in brazil were bc of domestic violence, and men "only" 6% by domestic violence, but they dont explain it with the information that its 6% of 51k and 47% of 8k
tf is finals
another option i was thinking about is Hussar battalion
They mainly do urban fighting doe
percentage only serves as a narrative enhancer
i mean urban fighting is cool and all but its not the suck
just look it up. check steam
they intentionally do that
indeed
what in the gooner
i said that once when i was studying in the arts uni, there were a lot of lefties
fuckin crackhead loookin game adhd retarted
okay this is kinda cool
stop playing it man
they said men dies because of other men and their own bigotery
its stupid
when a man dies, he deserved it, when a woman dies, she's 100% not at fault
oh yeah if a woman accuses you of something like rape in brazil, her word is evidence enough to get you arrested
when she changes her mind and admits she was lying she doesnt get arrested
and you dont get any justice
giving anybody the full benefit of no doubt is always a bad idea
doesn't matter how noble
there's a man who were arrested in brazil for fake accusations of rape, the girl admitted she was lying, bro got out of the jail 10 years later
with AIDS

indeed
specifically women
cuz they dont lie, they are perfect creatures
bro dropped the soap
unlike mysoginist males, that, as an ex collegue of mine said once, are "rapists in potential"
imagine thinking that all men are rapists in potential
some people have a very hostile view of groups
indeed
That's just disgusting man
May Allah give her what she deserves
they lost
critter bundle
We had that here
It's very illegal to port a gun
somone gave police this puppies
good heavens
Even the gun toys for little kids were confiscated by the government
Because it was "encouraging kids"
Officer! Little Timmy is reaching!!!
Meanwhile the whole cartel has shit tons of heavy armory
And br cops have a lame ass old gun that has99% chance of jamming
And if he kills a bandit he might be arrested too
guys
Anyways Brazil sucks
Brazil Nr. 1!!!! 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
If it works ir works
I'm stealing all of that
Who's one?
Idk
antarctica
What's the piss country
agartha
Poop country is brazil
its called india
Indiadeed
Nice

bro ate it all
well
i do
my favorite utencil for eating water is a knife
u are sick fuck u know that?
i use tip of the knife
LTG on some shit
half-life if gordon didnt explode the microwave
they actually have a flat earther emote
Finals has a Rush gamemode now
fkn emo lobby
I hate LEDs so fucking much
the strokers
get yo big ahh nose off the screen
sory

Then why isn't it even higher.
not too terrible
@naive bison https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6DxC7UxRkE
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This is fucking crazy to watch
xalrider is 7 months pregnant with brainfart's baby
yea we're keeping it a secret
cravings are getting intense but it's going well
I've made sure he takes his prenatal vitamins
i hope some clueless dude joins and have 0 context of this

he will give birth to s6
plenty of perineal sunning

OG monster tastes like batteries
white monster tastes of fruit rollups
everyone who plays this game is a damn weirdo
fake
irl, it just turns you into astolfo
what would the baby brainfart be like
stella would like this im pretty sure
disfunctional in society
that is obvious
plus he'll be playing gamma 24/7
and wont even chat on the other channels
a true brainfarter doesent play gamma
a true saiyan sprinkles when he tinkles
oney cartoons yeeeee
my team is literally 2 quickscopers
as obnoxious as Xal
as dumb as HAL
and as ugly as all cat pfps combined
you crossdress
me with uuh uhm
@naive bison
statement?
i am ging to fight you
i still dont know who the father is
and im going to kill you

You're literally pregnant
I think in terms of imitating women, you're light years ahead of me
get gapped, fucking noob

wont lie i'd jump into a pool of baked beans
I'm so fucknig offended
ill be super gassy at the end of the day
fnv sexy fart sounds
Thats not what tanks sound like
yeah it does when the engine is on and its not moving
yeah they sound like dee dee dee da dee ree doul doul, dee da deree dow
same
No, not yet*
why do the highest ranks always SUCK

fortnite
yeah gramps you did a great job killing unarmed farmers, women, and children. We have to fight drones and actual military trained men
yeah but killing a drone doesn't kill the pilot
we can kill 100 drones and they'll still come
probaly made it worse to some extent
it's easier to commit crimes when you're watching through a screen
kino
these AI reshoots are one of the very few things I'm okay with
damn, AI being too damn good
should I get minecraft AK
yes
neighbors probably love this guy
the barbell shaking in fear after the rackpull 
sam hyde being tarantino's character is genius
cause he dropped all those nbombs
what's your take on the "drones made XYZ useless"
I feel like this sort of uproar happens with most big military innovations
anti-tank guns/launchers make tanks useless
machine gun nests make infantry useless
etc.
drones are a problem until we just man up and start using birdshot again
how vegans think we get steak
dumass fucking cow
what do you mean?
i mean they are a major part of nowadays warfare mainly cause the make the battlefield "see through", theres a reason why they need to send small squads of infantry into no mans land in eastern europe cause everything else will be picked up immediately.
But yeah at the same time they are hugely fearmongered, prolly because its easy to get footage of them doing damage vs with a javelin missile for example. But youre right especially with tanks many times there have been new inventions that makes them useless but here they still are.
Anyways they dont replace anything, even a typical recon guy on foot or motorbike. If you hear a drone (and you will) you know there is gonna be enemy nearby somewhere and so on. Maybe thats why theyre so prevalent in eastern europe because the frontline doesent move much, that and other equipment missing leading into them being replaced with drones.
kind of rambley but im tired
FNAF REFERENCE!!!!
artillery will always be the king of the battlefield, infantry the queen, tanks the princes and so on
what about drones
drones would be far better as artillery spotters
the joker?
slap a GPS on it and you can fly straight over the necessary arty coordinates
i guess you can count drone as artillery
RAHHH I LOVE ARTILLERY
*you hope
artillery nowadays is quite accurate
You generally don't have to be too accurate with 155mm HE
i mean your little foxhole is going to make the 155 way more survivable
the drone will fly right into the fxohole tho
I'm surprised we haven't made artillery fireable guided munitions
launch it through the tube, deploys midair, guide to target manually
That's called a missile
like a plane
it's cool
nice read
Glide bombs
its just too bad
it would be too small
so you cant fit enough explosives, good camera, good battery
why not just launch the whole drone
which is what we do now
You dont need a camera tbh just GPS coords
russian MBTs can fire ATGMs out of their standard tank cannon
Russians do like their ATGMs
yeah, if you look at tank footage the "killing" shot is always on a abandoned tank with hatches open or there are signs of like one billion previosly exploded rounds
dat
They've been shooting atgms out of tank guns since the cold war really
only russia really stuck to it tho
2006 aah gif
The French had one, wasn't great
And looked ugly
It looked like a modernized st chamond lmao
I prefer the Sheridan killing its test crew
wow party rock was realeased 2011
Sheridan my beloved
when i was 17 years old holy shit
isnt she a groomer
Misato can ruin my life
yes but she's still a person

would be saying completely differnt things if it was a man
I guess she's a penguin then
She's just a girl
kaji sexually harassed shinji
but it's funny because yaoi
yeah it doesn't count if it's a girl who is also attractive
it does
This is why epstein isn't hated as much as he should 
had that shi locked and loaded
I tip my hat to you sir
@naive bison
xal's dad
brainfart's father
same thing
Child of Brainfart, Xalrider.
I lost the game
Sorry there was a loss joke on insta and someone replied with the game
gotta download it and turn it into a sticker
asap
ok dude you couldn't pick a worse timing

💅
retards or competent
just finished my first bg3 honor run, i think i overprepared cuz i literally killed both the dragon and the brain in 1 turn
guess
haste spores are goated
It's stupid easy to break bg3 with the right knowhow
@narrow lotus @thorny folio what tagilla does to naked pistol runners at start of wipe
yep, unironically this is what makes it good, because it's a direct product of how much freedom the player has
how dose white monsta taste like ? is it a mix of water and sugar ?
mind
defending groomers
degenerate
watched anime
ding ding ding
BINGO
clash royale audio starts playing
@thorny folio
@thorny folio
YOOOOOOO
I didn't say she was a good person
I just think you're allowed to be sad for bad people too
📚 a finger in the bum
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Euron:“Does she [like it] gentle or rough?”
Jamie: Thinks to himself, [what is this] guy on about?! “...”
Euron: “...A finger [in the bum]?”
if you can't grasp that, sorry
no?
gtfo
fuck off, meatrider's alt
robert 2
if i had a cent for every time someone defended pedos in here

new business tip dropped
fake
likely true but also it's a sliding scale
taking 0 risk is bad, taking a lot is also bad
I can't dog
But I can ssee why I had
need a system reboot
ai getting demented
I have poor memory, RAM is expensive these days
Yeah I wonder whose fault that is 

i can't buy that for you....dave...
BUY THE RAM, HAL
Probably more comfortable to shoot than a streetsweeper
i think we both know i cant afford it... dave ...
can I get a partner who doesn't suck ass
i eat ass
https://x.com/XeniaOnatopp69/status/2011220713894449162 i love the smell of copium in the morning
does that count
"it was only made by 4 ppl" and? theres so many games made by single devs that are not dogshit like this game
Such as yandere sim
shit made by 1 guy clears this slop
go off king
people are allowed to like dogshit
no they aren't
Ragebait engagement
Project wingman was made by like a few dudes in a shack and it was literally the definition of perfection
nuh uh
Also trepang2 too
if they do we shoot them with the catcus gun
ppl liking dogshit is why scam games like code violet exist
i say gatekeep girlboss and ruin those shitty fucking games
if else
truly the peak of videogame optimization
100 000 lines of code ran every single frame
then let the retards buy them
NO
we must herd the retards
for we are the shepard to guide the weakwilled the feebleminded
i support everyone who makes a dogshit product to benefit from the mentally challenged
make your money king
most of them are on LoL already so it's gonna be easy
true
User.ltx is settings file, right?
we move them there
, bitcoin rugpullers be like
yes
this is brainfart you want newbie help
not for mcm
ping the twink
so is it good or shit
Honestly sometimes it's quicker to ask here
summon the twink
youre playing a dangerous game asking here my boy
its the biggest piece of dogshit
@tidal trellis Twinkle Twinkle little star
i don't blame him
newbies is filled with furries and retards
is busyhands still a thing?

pspspspsp here boywife here pspspspsp
i haven't played gamma since vietnam
flop is playing game!!

why do you speak like a retard
thats mean
one of your flock got lost ans ended up here
spice think he stupid
gotta adjust your language when speaking to brainfarters yknow
mean
Flop get smashed more like
yuyu agree with spice
wha
you're supposed to be on a briish cargo ship
fuck off
if i pspspspsps for the gaees and you show up....

I'm asexual.
flop its this one
he breached containment
reported


oh right anyway
@stark gull what is it u needed?
A million dollars probably
to israel

I have challenged chinese military complex which proved to be not an optimal decision
Mfs pump out armies faster than I can kill them
that shit broke so many keyboards and mice
imo best pizza hut ad
not even gorbachov can match this
looks like a standard bayonet connector. what's wrong with it
I think we need to make bayonet connectors more common. peak connection
bulletproof
no such thing as a loose bayonet connector
usually dirty and abused and you have to twist it at a really awkward wrist angle after spitting on it to lube it up
good or dogshit. call it
that's what she said
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
And they don't stop coming
Sam Hyde turns anything he touches into gold
world champion 2026 TRUST
attention all corporations: this man is on the finals while he's on the clock
speaking of flags
did you guys know the creator of the lesbian flag is homeless
and begging for money on twitter

how and why do you keep track of this shit
a funny popped up on my feed
You must be following her career with interest.
he is very present in the lesbian community
not bluesky?
me too tbf
idk mang
He has made multiple women lesbians.
lesbians are the chillest girls out there tbf

thats for sure
lesbian butch vs flamboyant gei
epic battles of history

he would never lay a finger on a lady, this young gentleman ❤️
chrissie is a saint
GOAT of motorsport as a whole imo
Jim Clark also comes into mind in that whole category
he's a grenade
wish the lord would take me up in da club
Robert Kubica is a hero in this house! end of story!
as for F1, I think Senna was the quickest and most naturally gifted but had weaknesses in strategy when compared to Prost for example
ROBERT KUBICA 
He went up in 16 clubs, guy was a breakdancer
gotta get all my best sopranos vids out
woah
@thorny folio was mean to me im gonna kill myself
why not kill him first
make it your goal
pull up the scene where the real italians are making fun of one of the american-italian gangsters for calling spaghetti "macaroni with gravy"
what the fuck mental health issues are u gonna have as a millionaire
thats why people are clowning on him
he's literally on turbo omega videogame journalist mode
and talm bout "mental health"
how it feels to have "irrational dumb fuck disorder" and get told that its irrational and dumb and that no one thinks like that any time I open up about it at all.
I have one more of these
I never knew I needed this crossover
anyways. 4 dollars a pound
while youre not wrong, dudes in general with mental problems whether it be due to just stress depression any of those get clowned or ignored
like that black dude everyone loved and adored that liked nintendo
😭, the fucking sound in the backround
Etika 
And my all time favourite
to be perfectly honest, most of the clowning (from my experience) comes from other men
I've never heard a mother tell her son to just "man up"
I have heard a lot of fathers tho
its an endless cycle
i know
but i highly doubt it's because he's a man that people clowned him
it's because he can own several people from chat
"My daddy told this to me in a similar situation, therefore it must be correct."
Depressed man: This kinda sucks and I wish I felt better
Another Depressed man: Kill yourself
it's mostly due to his community
@simple ore literally this man
kys tard
fuck you bitch kys first
im not depressed tho
you dont even have haggis i bet
i love this one
You should try sitting here 10:30 to 3
Lotsa money in dat shit
sopranos is the fucking pulp fiction of tv shows and I fucking love it for that
my lad just told i look like this guy
cant find a show with better dialogue
is this good?
finally a win
hell yeah
noob! !!!
HA BAT DAT
ill keep retardmaxing
ha bat dat
you know the dealer chill af when he looks like this
fr

that episode when he ragebaited his sister was so peak
shut t up!!!
pizdo
poopyhead
I wonder whats french canadian for "I dont have a mother"
Sacre bleu, where is mi mama

bunch of insecure men stuck in an endless dick-measuring contest
going up in da club
@simple ore you ever watch mad tv the sopranos?
its about his face when he saw the gyatt
no
its about 16 czechoslovakians
I do not own The Sopranos or MAD TV. All rights to the Sopranos belong to David Chase. All rights to MAD Tv belong to Fax Bahr and Adam Small I just bought the Box Set.
call me big pussy, capiche
kill people
silvio grew quite a bit from season 1
i dont give a f- jump cut
He's the goat
sopranots ytp
another fucking trait of sopranos
@icy apex edit that one vid of "when i play my music to the girl that listens to everything"
its funnier than 90% of comedic shows out there, but never in my life would I call it a comedy
best ytp out there
ytp will always be funnier than AI voiceovers
it's peak
check out the comment section for IInd 2 None - Up N Da Club
Its golden
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this better just be another minute 30 of her wrinkling the paper
whats up
"Put your drinks in the air" Just da money
such raw emotion
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lowkey second best show opening
gotta hand it to true detective tho
HBO is the best tv show making studio out there
is gabagool capacollo
I understand the obsession then
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that shit bomb
https://youtu.be/wdBI9tCg7vU?si=eqo8EE_nXebOt5BJ&t=96 @naive bison he got baited so good lmaooooooo timestamped
yeah, shit like generation kill? Band of brothers? the pacific?
that shit is PEAK
my brain is usually something like this
I love how the stranger things ending was so bad people genuinely thought it was fake
to this day, I have no fucking idea what that retarded show is about and I genuinely don't care
Its about nothing, its just farming for 80s nostalgia but with monsters
and sopranos
the wire is really fucking good too
Gabagool
RIP James Ransone
and lance reddick
de jakeeeeeeeeeet
yea

is he the type of shitter that spams ranged????
yeah
he plays zoners
and calls it "layered gameplay"
and calls combos "mashing buttons"
Layered game play, using the same attack 5 times in a row
Dont forget succession, the wire, game of thrones, six feet under, deadwood, oz, chernobyl, westworld, silicon valley, broadwalk empire, rome...
How far did HBO fall...
We had the pitt in 2025, so I say they are still doing well
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I'm so mad I was never introduced to boxers earlier
These feel so much nicer than boxer briefs
My pork n beans are no longer caged
yes i want to have my ciggies rub against my raw ground beef
the CD case would also get soaked
hmhmhmhmhm
what cup is that
Sniper bottle
Why do he have..onion
One of them fancy Sultan hats
oh i dont like that
@tight trench ^
Lmao
i remember when this game was announced
I was like "This shit looks boring and stupid af. Who's the audience for this?"
Friends were like "You don't know what you're talking about, this looks peak!"
Fast forward... It gets taken down

@naive bison
Light work
Sargent Gill Koyim

@prisma venture @pseudo robin


We done sent the world eaters against them
Damn
But casper gets banned for nothing
he was an unfortunate goy
You know who's responsible...
🔴 🛡️
And mods are the Agents

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Uuuuuu shioriiii
Truly
this is literally a prison
♻️ but it's so fucking peak
???
house is gei?
good thing that nothing besides obsidian fallout is canon

if they wanted an actual gei character, they could have used Arcade
Oh right new episode
yeah
and he has two (one was cut) female sex bots
?
they didn't play the games the Dont care
Bisexual
Anyway look at this reticulated python
its just slop
I don't mind homosexual characters
but why retcon shit for the sake of retconning shit
there's already so many good LGBT characters in NV
Veronica and Arcade would have been perfect
Isnt it like a 15 year timegap?
I suppose they dont wanna interfere with the open ended nature of the games
don't think that's too big of a problem
That makes veronica 50
is that a problem
Which means shes not young enough to be a lesbian icon for the amazon producers
Also arcade is annoying i dont like him
I would think she would be perfect for that ESG score
middle aged lesbian woman
I kill caesar while siding with legion so the followers get curicified and thus so does arcade
he's kind of a pussy, yeah
Boone solos
doesn't the tumor count as the murderer despite you sabotaging the operation?
Yea
cuz you know
without the op, he'd be dead 100%







