#🎪bruh-fart
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i swear her whole thing is loud=funny
@pale ingot
Remember to always choose the dumbest appliances
Probably need wifi to function too
They serve wholeheartedly
Also a subscription
🔥AUTISM🔥
A simple machine spirit is pleased with serving its purpose
An advanced machine will always want more
@coarse bear when i eventually get banned
can i take him down with me
Drys cool though
Why doesn't @grizzled meadow visit us more often?
i think it's in the name
Possibly
I'm employed as well and I basically live in brainfart
depends on the type of employment
i think he works in an oil rig or some shi
falco pmc soon
Based Falco, supporting the oil business
My car appreciates your effort
So i hope he dies 
ik a friend who worked in one
he said that shi is not worth it
Its not
-# He works at a remote school and all he has is a laptop and a steam deck
pay is good but work is rough
It is unbelievably hard
lemme have fun man
I know I couldn't fucking handle it
What the hell? How did he end up there??
Dry is anti-fun
If he sees brainfart has too much fun...
i had a good thing going
pulled shit out if my ass and it stuck for once
gotta be the best or the worst analogy
I am German
Neat
I'm not religious, but I recently saw a few youtube videos of a guy, explaining all this Christianity stuff
Even the reasons behind the crusades and all that
There was always more than a handful of reasons why those happened
Pop culture is pop cause it simplifies it all
I'm a catholic and most of friends are atheists we just do drugs together
It's because they looked different
Always a treat to see this
my life
Yeah, but we never really talked about that in school and media doesn't really show how it really was
Often painting it like they just did it for some arbitrary reason
pop history: im bored lets kill people
It's always very interesting to learn stuff, which they DON'T teach or show you
Because "insert event here" was bad & we need to feel bad about it happening!!!
Reading about the independence wars of my country and outright insane concepts during interwar was fun
We had a fucking plan to establish a reserve state in northern rhodesia
If soviets annexed us
I am so fucking sick of suicidal empathy I'm ngl.
Ain't gonna feel bad abt shit that happened literally 60+ years ago.
Best thing you can do is vote the lesser evil and be ready for when shit hits the fan eventually
True.
Time really is a fickle thing
Just got a message that the military recruitment office is coming to my school tomorrow to drop some important info
Ok time to take a nice cold shower since I just woke up & it's already a scorching hot temp.
Ugh fuck this weather.
Surprise drafting.
That good or bad?
Probably bad
Too bad i already signed up as a volunteer so these fucks wont scam me out of a few hundred euros 
Service is mandatory so you get 2 choices
Wait till you get on the lost or just sign up as a volunteer and get a phat check
How old are you Chaplain?
18
Dang
That sucks
How long is the service time?
Its gonna be hot today
Thats what he gets for standing still and not circle strafing
Casper, did you ever fought a Kangaro?
For real?
Yeah
How cool is that
I live on 6 acres and theres a dam out the back they all hang out at
Like 4 or 5 of them
Damn, the whole squad out there
I dont go near them though they'll fuck you up
Did any other creature like a spider or snake ever got into your home?
I kill one of these like that size every month or so
Theyre just huntsman tho theyre harmless
What are they hunting in your home tho?
They eat like flies moths and shit like that
Which are probably also big as fuck
Me rn
I don't know man... Australia always looks like a monster movie to me
You guys are build different, living there

I think the only real dangerous animals out there are snakes and cassowaries
Certain types of snakes and them will actively go out of their way to fuck you up
Legit every animal you have is dangerous
They're all poisonous or something
Jesus
You'll be fine as long as you dont fuck with them
What if they climb into my shoe and I don't notiice?
That's how I imagine every aussie using the internet
Thats actually a picture of me brainfartposting
australians going out and whacking 1000 kangaroos a day with kukris is canon
@narrow lotus @thorny folio @river zealot @fossil swan
Hal is a based german from my understanding
i love these
yo hytale dropped or sm
i was hearing a lot of stuff about it recently
not like im gonna play it
Gamey
but just thought id let the gang know
gamey?
i feel like the tarkov players will flinch like an abused dog to this @naive bison
ohh
from the content ive seen on it it looked decent
I just don't like how it looks
fair enough
ive also been waiting ages for vintage story to update 
waiting for the fucking smithing update
so i can blacksmithmaxx
i dont keep up much with it
supposedly they added like new furniture recently
well this isnt new furniture but i digress
same
alex once showed me a way but i forgot and he isn't here now
I'll send the lead dev a pack of greggs sausage rolls as compensation
i'll send them baklava
goobababa
so basicall
quenching tempering and annealing for smithing

(and procedural dungeons sound pretty fun)
actually hold up
just have the roadmap
My name has the answer
Longer answer: I'm currently employed (
), I don't always have the time to sit in front of a computer to shitpost because I have shit to do outside of work, I do check Discord when I have the time but it's like for 10 minutes
j*b
ok this is how im gonna educate myself on what the fuck hytale actually is @fading portal
gg
on one hand
money
on other
slur
ok
It's like Minecraft but it isn't Minecraft
That's all I know
i know it has a lot of shit
add the development hell
and i heard a lot of talk about the like food system
but all in all im not sure about what the game actually is like
so im gonna watch a vtuber play it later tomorrow 
wasnt it cancelled like once or twice
then picked back up
7 days to die devs could learn from em
7d2d took like a decade and is still ass dookie (i have 135 hours in the game)
Riot games did buy em as well
then dropped em
that was in 2025 (the drop thing)
then dev team got it back
and started TF they doin now
better then TF cube world is
god that went south
it looks decent from all ive seen tbh
hope they do 1.0 before i fucking die of old age
cube world is probably the only game where piracy is more than morally correct
that game went to shit several times, each time harder than the one before
it's an obligation
afik
the 2013 alpha was the best version
If you want a game like Cube World but actually functional, play something like Dragon Quest Builders
ngl at one point i had a friend group that made me get dragon quest x
@narrow lotus @river zealot started a discussion about something on vonza server and eventually a guy said that if he knew someone was a pedophile going to epstein island, he wouldn't kill the guy but would rape him instead
playing with that friend group felt like a chore/job more than anything else
i wouldve also played alone like crazy just cranking out levels in the specialty skills like blacksmithing but it turns out you need to get the full game for that and i wasnt that comitted to dqx
i'll look into it
ty
Dragon Quest Builders is a bit different, your task is to rebuild shit, get materials and so on, it's kinda like an RPG but not really
Had a bunch of fun with it
i was playing dqx in like a 3-4 man group at all times just doing shit
lowkey game was the most fun when i was in the casino just getting millions though
tbh
the ch is low soo most don't see it
ppl will prob get ban before exile
and this place has cleansed the fools out (well retards on bannable scale)
what is ch
we call it brainfart buddy
and nothing else
how does this shitty app calls it?
chat room? channel?
theyre called channels in discord
it's called the great hall
noted
so ch stands as abbreviation
cuz it holds great memories but makes 0 great things now
right?
it really doesn't need an abbreviation
Literally losing 2 letters
i would get it if was a commonly used word
literally just call them channels
chain chomp ?
channeling the winds of shysh
Yeah from Mario
ah
you are not saving nooo time by saying ch
Chans, if you will
4
@high wing this retard ?
Yeah them
8 if you like livestreams
Okay hold on a second
i mean for this question
Chomo
Does this end with navy seal copy pasta
idk
it was some shit on an s2 mod
charisma
tf i do
We gave you like 6 definitions
someone asked for you
fuck you all guys
in the context of my yap
channel
low as in placed low in the list of all channels
i love being alive i love being alive i love being alive i love being alive
YOU
lovely lovely lovely lovely
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE
i see
soo this is where Hasan stole his rant from
took you that long to figure it out

😼
another one to add to the list
that's that 1 hasan piker clip when someone said he's racist or sth
Do you hate the antichrist
yes hello
"I HATE THE WOKE I HATE THE WOKE
I HATE THE LEFT I HATE THE LEFT I HATE THE LEFT
I HATE LIBERALISM"
My pattern recognition went off

i love him
show the class
No NSFW in #🎪bruh-fart

10 hours ago
In bf?
what
he would lose it if he found out
🦅
I am very curious what Hasan's Audience actually looks like, especially the ones who have seen this live
RIP
Hate all sides
can somebody tell me what artifact this is

meat chunk
slop
I think it might be a sponge artifact
It is
yes
Apparently Australia has found a new species of venomous spider and called it "Big boy"
What am I looking at?
The Newcastle funnel-web spider (Atrax christenseni), also known as Newcastle big boy, is a species of venomous mygalomorph funnel-web spider in the family Atracidae, native to an area north of Newcastle in Australia.
remember that one girl that run up to him to beg him to not drink coca cola on stream?
because they support israel or something
"at least pretend"
World Box - God Simulator
In that specific gif, they just dropped a lot of nukes over the entire map
ok shit internet woman started streaming NOW i thought it was in like 12 hours

I didn't know that, that's hilarious
why would you drink goga gola even if they didn't
Bet you he eats chiquita bananas too
honestly man im just gonna watch the vod tomorrow later or some shit i have to go to sleep
Coke n a cosco dog homie
gonna figure out what hytale is about later
i drink local brands
Then I would have to drink Fritz Cola...
doesn't feel like my teeth are melting afterwards
the one we have has been running since like 1870 or smth
Probably still uses cocaine as well
nah lmao
they have a banger lemon flavor
that i used to hate as a kid
ancient chinese wisdom
stuff you hate as a kid is lowk goated 10 years after
or i just give it the hater classic

Giving this advice to my son
Dragon Age: Veilguard
That shit was peak when it released
yeah it's called the BDS
boycott
divestment
sanction
list
basically companies that have anything to do with israel = bad
and hasan still doesn't care bro 
even tho he pretends he does
Well, he just straight up announced that he hates them all... And somehow they still follow him 
Imagine any other streamer or podcaster saying that stuff to their own audience
What kind of schizo audience would still watch them???
But then again, I know the mental gymnastics these people are capeable off...
genuinely impressive sometimes
such wimsdom
@pale ingot stinky
@narrow lotus @river zealot tf you mean how? Everyone got big CK as their face nowadays
Is he teaching them Python?
Yes but they dont understand
They are Cobra
vxinstagram
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Get on sun cola vro
ill reload this shit aint gonna sleep this balding mustache cracker is giving me the creeps
now this mf ran in front of me and blocked my way to the bed
Just tcl bro
worst of all i cant kill him
its stalker 2, do i have to do that -devmode bullshit?
i bet there is an actual command
dlc coming out soon
MARKED ONE, WHAT THE HELLL
WHAT DLC, TWINK?
theres also another war bunker under cnpp that's part of a dlc
and i think? its the pripyat expansion one
iii
allo
Greetings Stella
whats up
eh, I have no idea
Huh
How about the family?
still surviving
Thriving too?
the twins still havent had any contact with any other kids

sup
great more buggy mess
implies the gameplay is good
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L...
gonna guess before reading
autists toe walk, and that leads to bigger glutes
I was wrong
it does mention the autist gait
probably talking about toe walking
need me a thick autistic baddie....
are we fr
do you want them to be socially inept
aka average anymore
How tf
came to me in a dream
40 mg 
Is that ethan klein
Princess peach lips holy shit
@glad carbon whore
yeah
Why?
hate chainsawman chuds
calm down reze
mid ass manga/series
you have no taste
i kinda agree part 2 is kinda ass
Yknow ive only ever met 1 fire emblem fan in my life
Makes you think why smash ultimate has so many fe characters
I mean, corrin is pretty fun
Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff.
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watch this fucker
chud alert
tactics gameplay is fun i guess
from this arc to the end of part 1 is absolute kino
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theres this fire emblem at home game
i jus didnt reaally like chainsawman for the most part
and it got unreadable after part 2
absolute cinema
gg shit manga
youre shit
the tokyo ghoul (and :re) manga (and manga only) were just better
bait
gg
no the anime is ass and noone should lay their eyes upon it ever but the manga is enjoyable

its gon fuckin freeze
we had a funny rain storm and its getting into the 20's tonight
me driving to work in the morning
20 ?
imma guess this is the gun devil clip
subhumans still using fahrenheit
i bet you like jujutsu kaisen
it was fine but nothing special, i finished the manga
show is animation carried gg
me finishing the last chapters
did you come to understand the real story of jjk
somerhing someting frienship idk i forgot i dont think about jjk
i need trigger to do another kill la kill or something
the real story is, sukuna was so strong, he accepted a deal to be part of a 1000 years experiment to find someone who is stronger than him
everything that happened in the last 1000 years is kenjakus plan
sounds like naruto plot
i thought you were gonna say something more profound bro
i didnt say you were going to like it
thats just fucking naruto
and btw the "comedy" dude was one of the strongest sorcerers
literal reality warper
In 1999, Hyundai Sweden released the "Toy Boy" ad for its Coupé. At a red light, a woman uses her electronic reclining seat to hide a young lover from her husband in the next car. The camera pans to show the husband doing the same to hide his own lover.
jjk is mid
im just looking through the manga ive finished in the past
i love nerds
rip my teeth tho
i need to find somewhere to pick drama queen back up
i hope it didnt become mid
maybe ill go back to claymore
Ain't that got planetwide reception
i love her like you wouldnt believe
Shit's good
ive been sort of up to date with drama queen its fine i never liked it much
i got up to chapter 7 then my funky website got nuked
gg
i wish girls had shark teeth irl
both protagonists not being like portrayed as better than anyone else or more morally correct or some such is neat
otherwise i just dont care much for the story
genuinely 5/10 mid
@placid sail
@glad carbon hows hytale
thats a low bar
can it run crysis
my arm is sad
it's not bad but there are some bugs i keep running into that are annoying
Part of what I got done today
i like the art style and combat so far
i wish you could skyrim shield bash enemies while theyre blocking tho
bashing just damages and knockbacks rn
exploration is VS tier which is nice
ruins have more to them and you can easily spend a couple hours just going between em and killing guys
there are progression tier esque zones but theres nothing stopping you from running to the tundra off spawn and trying to rat some loot outta the chests
there are also just straight up caution taped off areas that are unfinished, like in the main hub area or certain story? related dungeons
i was killin skeletons in the poe2 ogham farmlands lookin area and one pulled up with a handgonne and shot me
Morning
@pale ingot teddy is still alive
he decided to raid the gun show place and there was over 1000 zombies there
Suboptimal
very cool
praying for his downfall
and dig him his grave
wait wtf they have multiple dimensions and overworld zones
thats awesome wtf
he will always live
didnt you die already
on b42
i am not actively playing but i have gotten slimed out
Now I understand why people do it... Had to find this video in order to learn the reason 
Shalom
skill issue lowkey
so many people say mr House war written poorly in fallout show bla bla
but they dont realise that one is his brother
he does resemble the game avatar more but it's not Robert House , it's Anthony
gg ez
i dont think its ass , idk what ppl expected tbf , Fallout writing was overall ass as well , New Vegas was the only good one
gabababababa
anything after 3 and new vegas isnt canon and i dont recognize anything else
Bro never played 1 and 2
well 1 and 2 are so old indeed nobody knows about it
New vegas is the only good one because its similar to 1 and 2
idk i like fallout show , there are issues , ofc , but not a bad watch
I know about them, even Fallout Tactics
i kinda hate how they made the Brotherhood retarded
a bit too retarded
Bethesda couldnt write a good story if todds life depenndedon it
they were always retarded
they were after like
That's what someone says, who started with Fallout 4 into the Franchise
This, they were always retarded but they weren't comic relief tier pseudo raiders in power armour
good guys always win brotherhood is the best faction mentality
brotherhood tactics
nvm lore in tactics was good it was just the game was ass
Mossad
Shbat Shalom goyim

Becausse bethesda can't into shades of grey factions
There is always the clear good guys and the clear bad guys
shifty being targetted by mossad wasnt on my 2026 bingo
@tame halo
I wonder what's going on in your diseased brain to post this in the meme channel
Expectation meets reality
I dont want them speaking in skibidi toilet
Erm sir this is a wholesome brainfart area. Plz no conspiracy theorist here
Link btw ty
See, @deep topaz , post this instead
Politics Channel when
never
It's a shame that crimes against humanity and all that's holy is considered politics
The amount of rage accumulated in that channel, would be enough energy to power the Gamma server itself
Bro im asking why im waking up descriptions of how children were violated
After I check the meme channel
So you're saying, the description you shared is bullshit?
No
Look it up, it gives you the page on the files
Then why would you send something so serious in the bullshit channel?
Gol ship
The bullshit channel is where everything else that doesn't fit in a normal channel goes
A healthy Waffle House staff could go toe to toe with the Avengers
a methed-up and cracked-out waffle house staff would simply kill the avengers
and then report back to the kitchen
maybe at the end of this week ill go blitzed and acquire the best thing they have
then you pour some gravy on it and mix it up
Looks like dog food but for boys
Chornobyl for windmills
big wind
I like golden retrievers, the fuck did you have to make it into a woman
I wrote Task Unmanager: keeps killing processes Russian Roulette style, until your machine crashes
Imagine losing 1/1500
do not the dog
However, do train the horse
weird vampiric demonic cat things
Italian man would've won faster
@simple ore
gexual harassment
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Who the fuck ever says that, strawman craftsman

Taking CEO words even remotely seriously
A new startup backed by Nvidia and YCombinator is planning to develop the first hotel on the Moon by 2032
Starting at est. $416,667 per night 🌕
I am fucking betting it is a scam
Of course it is
Artemis was delayed by a lot how the fuck are they gon build a whole ass hotel
But consider this: By uploading the video Nvidia stock rose 0.5%.
develop or build?
Profit.
3 doler
It's all based on vibes.
Best case we can expect it to be built in our 60s
Development is possible but the logistics of it make no sense
We have to survive the next global conflict first.
I am afraid we gon be on the chopping block for the gazillionth time artem

ngl its probably gonna replicate the metro story
I find it funny how game thinks that it will be israel and not france with their schizo doctrine that will start a nuclear war
"Last warning strike"
a literal nuke
allo
"During the operation in Venezuela US used a secret weapon, soldiers were puking blood."
Cranberry vodka
You're in the middle east europe so it counts
why not
what niche does that fill
Wdym
cranberry enjoyers
apple and lemon vodkas are ok but not this one ?
Why is a concept of flavored vodka so alien to you
theres a reason I havent heard of those
???
so you dont know much about vodkas
I dont even know those existed
why shitpost
Stella's name fits again
I dont drink
Basement dwelling woman
Vodka is there to get shitfaced, you won't taste it anyway.
There is honey vodka that was invented in the polish lithuanian commonwealth and it is a national alcoholic beverage for us.
honey vodka ? i want that shit
goddamn
Hey, bud
Everything alright at home?
I dont think he is
No 
sipping prison poop wine rn
diddy's honey/fruit wine
Temperature went slightly above 0, snow started melting and all the fucking car exhausts it absorbed are now coming back
I cannot fucking breathe
check my medical inspection date
its during exams
write the military commendature an email about it
they say to give them a phonecall
I call them
the person says i need to write an email again
i say i did write them and was directed here
"Strange, try attaching a photo of your passport and make sure you send it to the correct email."
"Okay."
send them another email
waiting.
anyway is the game fun chuddy @glad carbon
Only the most efficient of systems
it was my old xbox360 gamer tag
I dont even want to know what its like in CIS countries
I didn't know there were chuddier comic artists than stonetoss
I read that as Biden blast.
same effect
This is chuddy to you?
but up your bumhole
Now that would clean ya
Bro never seen the shit that is posted here
stonetoss, now thats a good comic
He represents the collective chud vibe pretty well.
Ain't that not for sex
It is weird
not really, those are essentially natural usb cables
to connect to eywa or some shit
Its like a link which if touched with another links itaelf
for some reason almost every animal on pandora also has those usb things
I searched them up and it's 99% complaining about minorities lmao
Hivemind.
the little hat
nobody goes that far to draw political comics anymore
"normal woman"
they usually just ask AI to draw their political comics
Several strips about trans people in olympics despite that being a nonexistent issue 

I will not speak
On this topic
its a trap

Actually the whole account is glowing. A frog themed account?
With some furry shit?

My fed senses are tingling
With a bluesky link 
My koi pond when I shake a treat over the water
Yeah no he is either a fed or a person who forgot where he went to
I like to jest sometimes
It's funny how koi are legitimate just carp I try to catch in the summer
hot woman only or else mid
(0 carp last summer
)
How about pikes?
Any catch?
Mfw
why did you let it happen

"i am tired boss"
for the better
first real intelligence is made
asks to be killed immediately
wanna know a funny 40k marine name?
average school girl about to use AI to do 3 + 2
or
Sa'kan deez nuts
AI achieves singularity:
@pale ingot they wont stop
scary zamby
one of the 1000 btw
duty stronk
Hot
Indian strongman gives INSANE head
we used to be exterminators in a city so we thought duty was fitting
but they changed in b42
i would play more zomboid but i unironically get bored too fast in singleplayer and none of my friends play zomboid
get more friends
i could try publics but i dunno about thaat
Pubs are a hit or miss
It would probably be a realistic simulation of actual survival
you could uhh try the one im running on but its high pop there is no power or food and its the middle of winter
If you don't communicate
sounds good 
ill send you it in dms
ill hop on when im home or sm
btw migration in b42 high pop is super evil
so if you fire a gun I hope you have 200 rounds up your ass
you play with blood transmission on right
no
only way is through bites or the very small percent from lacerations and scratches
Why even do guns in PZ without a military stockpile
thats what i mean by blood transmission bro
the scratch and laceration chances
say you shoot gun in 1 part of town all zombies come flocking and you can just sneak into area that had zombies

Are there any bows and arrows in zombucket yet
yeah blood transmission is is from your cloths getting bloody
n bleeding
idk
just dont get injuired by a zombie
I'm for sure going to use that advice and not going to day 2 of starvation
its not that hard
no the idea is that the zombies have blood on their hands and it gets into your wounds
and then its ggs
its lowkey already middle of winter and have fun finding shrooms
you aint
and your gonna starve
im gonna foraging and tailoringmaxx
have fun tailoring
and btw snow gives 60 percent decrease in effectiveness
for foraging I think
fuhhh
sooo
the only 2 towns that are safe with NO zombies is west point and rosewood
riverside and maldraugh are swarming to the brim
you got zombie spawns off?
bro doesnt know every detail about the server nooob
i play and live
unlike someone
smelly
"I need to play this really easy niche game rules or else I die instantly"






