#🎪bruh-fart
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does instagram open for anyone on browser
many such cases
i dont get it

well the registration fee is the same
Equality at last
i finally hit the point where me n this girl trade selfies
and oH MY LORD SHE BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
AAAA is the sound the execs made after the debacle that was that piece of shit's release
Alot more than concord had
a game
whats up gugga og
Its a fake btw
The writer one?
yuh
Too bad
Banger
Morning
Nice
German flag
Posts about radical right wing and looks like a terrorist
Totally real
metro will belong to the Red Line @drifting mantle @prisma venture @placid sail @stoic girder
@river zealot @narrow lotus
Based
Yeah yeah
Good mod
They will update it too soon
nerrrdd
it keeps crashing when it turns to year 2033
Drive baby drive
do you know how to fix i can't find anything online
yeah and
Could be an event bug
kms
Do you have the new dlc?
Try turning it off
i get some event pop up and just crashs on new years 2032
she abused him
gotterdammerung is the new one isn't it?
Oh
No compromise no surrender
Thats the new one
sweet i'll try that now
Did they add a fucking Z flag to 4chan
meme flags is 15 years old
Such a Gemini behaviour
Thats artems custom flair
Fallout?
Jimmy Neutron headshape
brain blast ahh mf

S&M Padme
does she know your intentions
well she approached me first actually
okay as in like friends or FWB or actually looking for a real relationship
i folded instantly and asked her out way early, she said no, 2 weeks passed of texting and then she asked me out
im dating to marry
im old
what are you 30
next month 31
you remind me of this one cringe ass coworker that holds 4 years over my head like he won the lottery
that's stupid
i call him dad any chance i get it pisses him off so much
makes me wanna smack him in the nuts
"HEY PAPS"
you're telling me
thanks for coming to my ted talk
ive had arthritis for the last 10 years
💀
its only in my right knee
wait till it hits the hands
but the entire right half of my body split down the middle is just off
i might be right handed but my left side is the cooler side
i feel like obito
my girl shes got chronic pain and has the arthritis in the hands too, doesn't help with the dog bite that caused nerve damage
Just a flesh wound
Metro 2033
this the breed of dog that bit the shit out of her arm and punctured her hand through the palm https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dogo_Argentino
The Dogo Argentino (plural Dogos Argentinos) is an Argentine breed of large dog of mastiff type. It was bred in the early twentieth century in Córdoba in central Argentina, primarily for hunting large game such as peccaries, wild boar, and pumas. The foundation stock included the now extinct Córdoba fighting dog, a fighting dog of bulldog type...
fucking HUGE
BIG MF
@spring quail nerve damage is fucked
When i was little i saw a great dane i think i was aeound 4 foot something at the time that thinf was a beast
yeah this is the iron giant in comparison of lil hunter there
but not as kind
what did franklin do to piss him off that bad
Crimes
Yes
I thought that was a thing
There are a couple of caveats to The Division 2’s Realism Mode. It is available exclusively for the Warlords of New York expansion, which means players can’t play the hardcore mode in the main game and will need to purchase the DLC to play the mode. It will also only be available during the Anniversary season, beginning in March, which means the mode will be removed once the season is over.
no youre thinking of the ghost recon series
probably an old-ass screenshot
Most people don't even know how navy works, so this seems to be a moot point
what the heck is HOI4
I wonder if it's because a majority of nations only fight via land
autism simulator
o
Czechoslovakia 
whats a troll country for that game
If by troll you mean small, probably a northern South American country
Honduras, Venezuela, Columbia, etc
Or like Yemen in the middle east
I don't think every game ends in world domination, so if you're far enough away you might get off without much fighting
Is he a draugr or something?
Yeah I think
bye to the most insane to ever do it
QRT: Variety
Scott Adams, creator of the “Dilbert” comic strip, has died following a battle with metastatic prostate cancer. He was 68.Adams revealed his cancer diagnosis in May, the same day former President Joe Biden announced he had an “aggressive” form of prostate cancer. “I have the same cancer that Joe Biden has. I also have prostate cancer that has also spread to my bones, but I’ve had it longer than he’s had it — well, longer than he’s admitted having it,” Adams said. “I expect to be checking out from this domain sometime this summer.”
its so insane how his little comics were like heehee funny
and then you learn about the creator
and hes fucking mental
hope jim davis if hes anything like this keeps to himself
checked to see if he has a twitter and like a sane man he does not have one
What prompted him to tweet that? What the fuck?
What prompts anyone to tweet anything?
Sounds like he just hated his stepson or something.
Story in two pictures
Oh. He took ivermectin for his cancer.
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2011112066229154010

He was teaching ChatGPT hypnosis while taking ivermectin for his cancer
its the guy from tarkov

i hate you tarkov man
You look like Iron Man from wish
Sexy
Shifty build this in a cave with a bunch of scraps!!
Lmao
Sell grandma's TV
Yes
Kitchencels is such a great reddit
Mf who wrote that
whats that other meme "dear sexhavers if sex is real why havent i gotten any" or something like that
Jesus Christ... Redditors are... I don't know, I am speechless
Tis reddit
What's wrong with Reze?
Munch shrimp instead
i love how casual he says it
what was misspelt?
Casually
@narrow lotus @river zealot
Its at fucking eye level too
LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
its not misspelt are you retarded maybe not used as a verb but its still correct spelling
still the only funny thing to come out of reddit
hard mode glory hole
The fucking bee hive in between
still too small for mine
look at this fuckin shit
A speed reading training video starts at 300 words per minute and ends at 900 words per minute.
I was able to understand this entire video the first time it was present.
Could you?
not very private with a hole in it
Those rooms we got are mega cramped
Like you can barely fit into them with door closed
And god forbid you need to take a dump
either this is massively self flattering pseudoscience bullshit or im some kind of freak because that was all accessable to me from start to finish
im banking on door #1
probably #1 i was also able to read allat from start to finish
Speed reading is a quack
its fun doe
Lithuania, ita a shitty soviet relic gymnasium so nothing new
true i read like that all the time
even just watching a twich chat is basically reading like that
or gaming with my 390hz screen
thats just as fast sometimes
still palatable
Next they light a firecracker and flush it
Happened before
Again??
Jesus
Yeah it happened like 5 times in the past year
The bay harbor door puncher
Watching most videos at 2x with subtitles on has trained me for this moment
It's a lot easier to speed read when the words don't move. Speed reading is like being able to scan your eyes across a page fast enough to actually understand everything but still move quickly
Luv this time of the year
The quiet is the best part
im the 60hz demon
respect, slideshow grandpa
i play osu with that shit im top 50k global on osu!mania
bro is trynna get rank 1 on groomer ranks
more efficient
i forgot which video did i watch
for real if i were a 14 year old i would already be bussng it down for him
must be geometry dash
nahhhh its osu
naurr
definitely osu
why would you even say this
hahahahah
ts video took so long to edit
my discord- https://discord.gg/WzPpBd7hv8
members (i will name my children after you)
OSHEEVitaminWater, shakyman
"the goat?"

see i knew
THE GOAT LMAO
click on 0:08
youtubers are DEMONIC

gg
got peak on my recommended again
Techno viking is baller
She looks like a man
yeah its cause her father is fucking brock lesnar
her mother's genes had no chance
saw a clip of idubbbz wife saying she doesnt want kids with him because their daughter may look like him

daily humiliation fetish
@narrow lotus W coffee?
@river zealot

https://x.com/i/status/2011220713894449162 seems money went to paying for comments than it did going towards the budget
17 monsters a day
but doesnt drink coffee
youre whats wrong with this generation
Artem is synthetic caffeine maxxing
@CodeVioletDev aah comment
and pizzamaxxing
Coffee is for cozy sipping, everything else is for getting caffeine in me asap

Having the whole french press nearby and sipping coffee is so cozy
so cozy when your heart rate goes up to 120
resting

this is the best one yea
imagine jorqing it with that hand
The crunchwrap supreme grip
gripping yo shii with the skelussy
straight up bone on your bone
Boning my bonar
Nah, it's fallen off significantly
fallen off?!
Way better to make em at home, but that isn't the point of taco bell
as in it didnt age well or is your taco bell getting worse
Just didn't age well. I swear they used to be better
I had taco bell once and thought it was the epitome of slop
My store makes the most anemic crunchwraps
Its absolutely slop, everyone knows its slop.
I like the local taco shops better, but it holds a special place.
Their quesadillas are crack
Where are you at?
Bro never had a chance
is that why he circumcized the avocado?
I think Taco Bell also got to Germany last year
Iedy posting his Waifu
Wtf
Discord having a stroke
I don't even consider taco bell to be mexican or texmex.
Its completely its own category
nah he just dirty bulking
IT REALLY HAS
Still can kick your ass
Punch it more like
hes not gonna fuck you
And eat you afterwards
He gonna beat yo ass!
he WONT fuck you
he will NOT
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everything big dog does is deranged lmao
But what if he will tho
Samuel Al-Hyadi

he would NEVER
He never would think about that
Read HALxSam slashfic rn and prove it's not based on real events
unc stood on business
How it felt playing with the plastic army dudes growing up
Peak
I always imagined them to be like the ones from Toy Story
saaaaame
old man non ipad kid hours because they didnt exist
this is how funny DSP thinks he is
I played with those. Then played the army men games and toy story
It was perfect
What's a DSP?
a retard
lemme pull it up
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The goat
nutcracker
my favorite DSP being a lolcow moment was playing scorn
When I was a kid and played MGS3 I didn’t realize you were supposed to NOT kill people so The Sorrow kicked my ass
worlds easiest puzzle game and he couldnt figure it out
The sole reason yellow paint exists
started whining
I mean
all of the bossfights can be done with the tranq

I was about to say
Ohhh... Jesus Christ

retardation incarnate
KINO ALERT
I bruteforce all the RE shadow puzzles by spamming random inputs, just to see if it can be done
hahaha
if only dsp understood the concept of bruteforce
I rather watch a full sam hyde retard crashout in the Tutorial area of Fallout 1 
he's at least self-aware
if only dsp understood the concept of how to tie his shoes
Pretty sure this was my first RTS
if only he understood how to not nut on stream
Watching that retard general sam not be able to understand gammas weapon repair is kino

EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER

dsp isnt self aware or he would jump off a bridge
wait who
send video
Core memory unlocked
my first game was Unreal Tournament 1999
i wasnt talking about professional comedian sam hyde
actual peak
ofc hes self aware
My first game was Tomb Raider 1
My first game was Vigilante 8 on the N64
Kino
triangle tits
Christmas day, unboxing the OG xbox, playing halo CE on a controller my hands barely fit, getting too scared and asking dad for help
That and playing the fusion frenzy demo the xbox came with
I was like... 3-4 years old
Then my father showed me Resident Evil 1 with the irl cutscenes 
Nightmares for WEEKS
Father of the year
He knew what he was doing and laughed his ass off later 
I scratched the CD, because I was so scared of that game 😭
you little shit
you guys were pussies
child me was scared of real things
like women
and i stand by that
I played this when I was 5 and had an existential crisis...
Ran to my grandma crying, saying "I'm scared of dying!"
The soul reaver art still goes so hard
Game had cutscenes when you died
Played that when I was at my Uncle
mannn
that shit still looks good today
I played it recently, so good
I remember playing it, writing down words i didn't understand in the story
10/10 gaming vocab boost
I vaguely remember it, but when I saw the remaster...
I was like "damn, what a fever dream"
gamer supremecy moment
My mom was telling me about how one time we ran out of frosted flakes
And i hit her with "i will not suffer these pauper transgressions"
i work 3 days a week tho
and i can shit post at work
still get 40 hours
but that 3rd day
last hour
shii draggggs on
im tryna go hoooome
the pauper transgression is eating cereal for breakfast lol
3 more for me 
hold on brother
firmly grasp it
im just walkin the whole casino to try and kill time
I still have 6 
For real. She couldn't decide to laugh or whoop me, i just got told to go to my room
timesplitters 2 filtered me so hard as a kid
Cute cat
i could never do the neo-Tokyo level
lol she was like 0_o who taught him those words?
Both are the expectation AND reality
that was an absolute pillar of my upbringing
Now with slightly higher quality video than the ones from 2006. Please join me in enjoying the magnificent voices of Michael Bell, Tony Jay and Simon Templeman reading some of the best dialog in video game history.
To find a specific cutscene, use the timestamps below:
00:00 Intro Cinematic
03:30 Raziel meets the Elder God
05:11 Raziel hungers...
still funny how he made entirely arbitrary colors of metro line into something political
metro is kino
At least it spurred me into being obsessed with reading
@minor cypress
New phobia acquired. Thank you
"I should call her"
I have to imagine humans in Pokemon are built different by default just to not fucking die
Such is the will of Arceus
nah ash ketchum can just do that
Get that thing away from him
Yes, get the disgusting furry creature away from God’s most perfect creation
she scarab on my beetle till i dung
Total Furry Annihilation
watching any type of violent situations
that are justifiable
leads me to believe that women should be ignored more often
Koalas are an abomination
We should allow koalas to go extinct because they’re obviously trying to die out all on their own
Whats up ratards
Stop smoking in the shower
It's almost like the other civilisations before us, knew something about women...
Try me
Okay, meet you in the bathroom
Bet
I'd post examples but it's all bannable
Lil bro they made a whole game about it
Hollow Knight Silksong
Far worse
Too human to be bug, sorry
yeah thats not good tho
I think guro is higher on the chopping block

https://t.co/ppKZRWVxmX
QRT: FaytuksNetwork
Trump: To be anti-tariff is to be pro-Chinese
Glory to CCP
helldivers players sticking their dick in the bugs
This u?
40+
what's worse
being 30 years old and playing roblox just for fun or for pred reasons

i personally think they are comparable
apparently the modding or the custom gamemode tool goes hard
they made dead by daylight in roblox
bet you they have a more popular version of battlebit
Mmmmmmmhhh BUUUUGS
After reading up whats above, i want to forget forever about bug f**rys
there are levels of centrism u couldn’t dream of
QRT: wideofthepost
god almighty what the fuck is this
They just wish to grill
@narrow lotus @river zealot
babbitt was the one shot on january 6th
the capitol riots
Oh that January 6
Dilbert canonically a retard
Stop noticing goy
Politics in brianfart?
Schizo time
why am i pinged
@naive bison stroke it a lil
It's the new !flop
ok
@edgy abyss
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@edgy abyss
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how many of them are paid literally any money for any lobbying
You have some catching up to do
you heard that a lot at school
You wouldn't know, you're not allowed within 500m of one

job application
cacodemon ass
Says the furry... The joke is writing itself
Why is the toaster talking
Jokes can't write themselves, I have to type them out

The ghoul look is 
why does bidet look like that
Yooo, they took your foreskin again?
where is the white in his eyes
The melamancer
The ghoulish appearance is the joke, dummy
raffle in jewish discord server
where do you think the melanin he steals is stored
have to have jew on my tag
What's the prize?
ive been called the slur in 3 different servers already
Imagine losing your foreskin to the jews I lost mine to the catholic church
discord nitro, i learned about it last minute
i tot hey jewish raffle
where is the maga hat one
ill participate
imagine losing your foreskin
Oh 
i tot they would give me a piece of jerusalem or something
Is it at least non-basic?
I think i remember that one but I dont have it
damn tsunderes
i was so dissapointed with the prize i never bothered to check, i was already called the k slur 4 times already
dick back in your pants buddy
I'm sorry white chick, but the ICE Agent gets the Filipino
for some reason people get really hostile when they see the word jew next to your name

K slur?
kite but replace t with k
Never heard that
MENORAH
Menorah
I legit don't know 
15 ron
Nope, never heard it
Spend it all on porn and drugs asap
Time to pay those loan sharks
4 kromer


Jarvis , find me the closest alt girl in the proximity
How many shrooms could I buy with 4 kromer
I am serious bro 
Id need the usd to kromer conversion
@coarse bear where is that true from that's amazing
I paid like 20 bucks for 3 grams
i was in a bar once and i met this girl with blue hair and nose piercing, everything was going fine, then i asked her if she was an alt girl then she looked at me with hostile eyes and her friends told me to go
any mod willing to look that word on xela
I stole it

i honestly dont know what i did wrong
Thats a lot of kromer...
Exist
Steal it back
Mossad Agent
Did y'all see the new therapy gecko video
p!who
I kind of forgot about him tbh
i mean why would u ask her that
just go with the flow
who cares rly as long as she is cute and not a weirdo idk
He goes to iraq and its super wholesome
she can be whatever
i told you i was filipino like 6 months ago
i think it was six months ago
sorry 9 months ago
6 months ago i was mongolian
@drifting mantle https://fixupx.com/localbateman/status/2009203676707971511?s=46
i think i was asking her about her outfit
oh well
unfortunate , next time try better wording
women get offended easily especially in bars by strangers
thats why i never approach women
Fumbles goth baddie

i fumble like bi annually
this is a lesson one must learn verbally before they even try
Called a demon by its name 
Clearly she read your karmic debt in the moment
She knew you wouldnt reach samsara
literal skill issue tbh
isnt samsara an indian dip
i was sick once and i took a boiling bath with salt in it
i felt like i was gonna pass out but after i got out shit felt refreshing
50-50 you are reborn as a god or you die of a stroke
Idk i say vague things cus theyre funny sometimes
buoyancymaxxing
Dodged a bullet
I will never forget the women, who called me heteronormative cis male while we talked about coffee and its effect
The trick is to put so much salt when you lay down you force the salt into your pores
I mean she clocked you good
sodding tic tac
hey quin long time no see
The WHAT doppler?
Of course she did, that's like 90% of all males.
And she called me that, because I answered her question "what do you mean by that?"
I explained
She told me, I am lecturing her like a heteronormative cis male
Pinoy
@drifting mantle @heady crow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ULwwnraY28
104-jähriger Kriegsveteran erzählt von Stalingrad. Dieser 104-jährige Zeitzeuge und Kriegsveteran wurde 1921 geboren und ist einer der allerletzten Überlebenden von Stalingrad.
Als junger Soldat, der 1941 als 19-Jähriger einrücken musste, erlebte er nicht nur den Winter 1941/42 an der Ostfront, sondern 1942 auch Stalingrad.
Als 104-jähr...
what the hell is a heteronormative male
jesus christ that man had to see hell
no filipino
Pakistan then
Retard-speak for "male"
It's a man, who thinks being heterosexual is the norm
oh yeah you were the cooler flop
I'm playing something, shoo!
nah one of the moderators took my pakistani and jewish heritage
to someone
Well it is the "default"
@tidal trellis did you choose your husband or was it arranged
literally stole the jew from me
he is muslim so they chose for him no?
he was chosen
i know its one of the mods because i certainly did not change my name to this
I wouldnt call it normal tho
i am free
thats too much credit, i was the less retarded one
Yall be FARR from normal
oaoaoaoaoaoaoaoa
the most mundane shit ever
a meme
heya hoya heya hoya
tell xal to die?
nope not even that...
osaka wouldnt be proud
What kind of meme
too much cag posting
Go on tell the class
I'm chief blackjack from the casino tribe
Where funni?
the regime knows best
But it literally is "normal" 
and moderators don't bat an eye btw
regime knows best
i post beetle tiddies and everyone bats an eye
how the ar vs rk discussion been feeling lately
Its a "normal" state of being but i find a lot of you far from acting normal
If that makes sense
uhm
WHY
rk time is over
peak web site ngl
drip arrived yesterday
cool shirts
I am the norm 
no im retared

You're my favorite hetero in here
"dur 5,56 cant penetrate branches" meanwhile most firefights in our forests happen between 50-150 meters
YOO
?? im not a hetero
noo
WHY DID YOU REPLY THEN
to get your attention :3
It worked...
im probably the only hetero here
Skyrim belongs to the Nord!
the propaganda is working
i get reels of dying in a european land war so im in the same situation
I looked into the airforce reserves ONCE.
whos your favorite homo
And now the recruitment reels are just non stop.
Elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf elf
chat stopped for a moment, heart attack
the stormcloak and his argonian wife
How it feels explaining to ppl that a group of ppl lived by the great lakes for thousands of years living off the huge copper reserves to the point they never advanced to bronze cus it wasnt necessary
thank u
BREAKING NEWS
Britain has ABANDONED plans for a mandatory digital ID after massive public backlash.
Major win for freedom.
UK... W?
(something happened jak)
W for the people
Something actually happened holy shit.
They'll shadow drop gov spyware instead or some shit
dont piss off british people. either you die or they die (they stop being british) its a win win for them.
I mean I was kinda hoping for a civil war but this works.
Also that's already in place.
Hey what the fuck does this mean
That is the bat signal to pour another drink
Scammers are using moderator names , pfps and shit to scam ppl

IF I ASK YOU FOR MONEY GUYS ITS NOT ME
hey sorry dry scammed me earlier
grok asked me to send him 4k for gamma 1.0 seems legit
"You have to provide wallet address connected so i can check database"
He literally made that up on the spot
Dodged a bullet there.
Currently not bothering with Dating
^
I don't know what gender I like tbh & I can't be bothered to figure it out
You literally wont know till you try
True but like I ain't that social.
Only just slowly getting into being able to talk to people again tbh.
If you guys see porn posted it's not me
PERENNIAL WHITE SNAKE
People want to see me down
Debatable.
KILL THESE THALMOR SWINE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
My brother is gae, he told me it's a whole 'nother world of problems.
Sure you don't have to deal with women... But you have to face other issues... Like who is poking who 
Double standards lmfao.
I can't fucking finish Limansk
Gamma crashes every 5 minutes
Mortal Sin?
Go there with an emptier inventory
It'll give you more time
The sin fuckers, yeah










