garfield? phones
#🎪bruh-fart
slender rock
tacit mango
still on windows, you gotta cut all contact with this person
tacit mango
garfield? phones
slender rock
still on windows, you gotta cut all contact with this person
We're both on windows still because I am not that autistic with linux
tacit mango
10?
spring quail
slender rock
also you're not dealing with a GF who will throw her phone if its not working, i am not going to have that happen to the laptop I gave her
mine is still on ten
the laptop is from a late friend who isn't here on the planet with us anymore
tacit mango
10 is understandable but 11 is just unforgivable
slender rock
I didn't choose it
but I am not going to fuck with it
since it's an XOTIC pc brand I have no idea if they still have their drivers on their site for older machines they have
solar breach
its 95% bots if i had to guess
5% chinese players who reap from the bots then sell it to other botters
spring quail
i dont like mmorpgs anyway
tacit mango
runescape is the only acceptable MMO to play
spring quail
i doint think path of exile falls under that but that game is crack
tacit mango
MAYBE wow if its classic
high wing
oh yeah
gleaming grove
Hell Let Loose
spring quail
i have to write this girl a poem tomorrow
silent pawn
we think the enemy team was garry sniping the whole match
Gey and retarded
Garry campers should have their balls removed with an e-tool
spring quail
i told her i was gonna find an example of my handwriting
i don't have any, so im gonna improvise
it doesnt have to be a poem but i wanna be creative for once
fallow trellis
i lost the jewish raffle
unborn geode
Hytale Release today ?
spring quail
wtf is that
unborn geode
wtf is that
A game announcement was 11 year's ago
unborn geode
elder scrolls 6 is coming this year
unborn geode
oh fuck fr?
Yeah any minute
fluid heron
its never coming out
solar coral
honestly hytale is so hyped I feel like its gunna be one of those games where half a million people play it for a week and then it fucking DIES!!!
fossil swan
its never coming out
it is
fluid heron
its not
spring quail
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE COUNTER-ASKED ME OUT
fossil swan
like any week
unborn geode
X
fossil swan
it will come ojt
fluid heron
wait a thousand more weeks and check back in
fossil swan
you js a hater fr
unborn geode
honestly hytale is so hyped I feel like its gunna be one of those games where ha...
remember cube world
fluid heron
blockland was better
spring quail
we have new blockland now
solar coral
survivalcraft peak
spring quail
badspot is a cuck
where'd my terrain go
removing terrain was the end of blockland
unborn geode
you js a hater fr
nah, we just got 11 years older. I already lost interest in video games after 11 years. I'm gonna be 30 years old this year.
visual stirrup
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SHE ...
she's desperate
reject her
any woman willing to date a brainfarter must be insane or retarded anyway
spring quail
im just built different
i asked her out initially, she said no, we've spent two weeks texting back and forth
then she just asked me out
deep topaz
Whole grain mustard silo storage
vale sand
then she just asked me out
Congratulations 
spring quail
deep topaz
She wears the pants
spring quail
shes like an inch taller than me so that works
she also literally just wears pants and dresses modestly
fallow trellis
so apparently if you have ever dated a woman at any point of your life you cant be a truecel
and are considered a fakecel
how do I tell my kids
this news
slender rock
just tell them
fallow trellis
easy for you to say
have u ever said to your 20+ year old kids that youre a fakecel
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
Whole grain mustard silo storage
olivier is a russian dish made of potatoes, pickles, boiled eggs, peas, bologna, and mayonnaise
russians can eat a lot of it
spring quail
olivier is a russian dish made of potatoes, pickles, boiled eggs, peas, bologna,...
sounds bussin
slender rock
olivier is a russian dish made of potatoes, pickles, boiled eggs, peas, bologna,...
Stolichny salad
egg and potato
fuck yeah
spring quail
i feel like i could eat a bucket of that just off the ingredients list
visual stirrup
onions and carrots as well?
deep topaz
Sounds like egg salad
dreamy flaxBOT
spring quail
visual stirrup
why does the mayonnaise have sunglasses
he's the cool guy
the ingredients are arguing over who is the most important in olivier
and he's telling them "Step aside, suckers!"
spring quail
he's the cool guy
the ingredients are arguing over who is the most important in...
36 buried 0 found ahh face
visual stirrup
@river zealot
visual stirrup
its eaten cold isnt it
yes
visual stirrup
gonna post this in sralnya
the joke doesn't work as well in english
"What's your name?"
"Olya."
"Your full name?"
"Olivierovore." (Olivier Eater)
spring quail
https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mi...
soon
she even looks like aspie
spring quail
minor cypress
she even looks like aspie
But what flavor of sperg
spring quail
But what flavor of sperg
she's actually a very normal and nice girl with a decent head on her shoulders
deep topaz
She hasn't revealed her autism to you yet
spring quail
country girl
farm girl
resident evil girl
writer
artists
metal head
very weird person
solar breach
country girl
farm girl
resident evil girl
writer
artists
metal head
what kind of metal
deep topaz
You're gonna go to her house and find a complete reconstruction of some train you've never heard of
solar breach
melodeath/black
spring quail
how do you think i feel
fluid heron
god this fucking slider tutorial is good
spring quail
You're gonna go to her house and find a complete reconstruction of some train yo...
i think she wants to take me to an agriculture show
high wing
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 subhuman
You got your regular [human beings]. Some may annoy you and you're indifferent about most. As long as they have morals that they believe in enough to behave as a safe member of society, they're human and you don't really notice them.
Then you got the pedophiles, rapists, religious extremists and other cult leaders, hate-criminals, war lords, cannibals, the people who ruthlessly destroy lives for greed or fame, and the people who kill [innocents] just because free will permits them to and sometimes [Internet Whores].
Things that are so repulsive in nature that they aren't human, but they look like one and only behave as one in the most basic ways needed to survive (eating, sleeping, etc.). They are below the human status, most likely even below the animal kingdom.
You notice these things because they do stuff that provoke the deepest black and red-colored emotions in you as long as [you know that] they are alive.
The main thing to keep in mind is that at end of the day with regular...
Pablo Escobar, Jeffery Dahmner, Griselda Blanco, [Joseph Kony], Benito Mussolini, Adolph Hilter and the Nazi Party, Muammar Gaddafi, Roman Emperor Nero, Jim Jones, [John Wayne Gacy], [pretty much] anyone who's been featured on pysih.com , and many more...they are all subhuman
minor cypress
very weird person
I'm taking bets on her being into taxidermy
solar breach
I'm taking bets on her being into taxidermy
need a chick to make bone jewelry with
spring quail
she write book
i told her i was getting a new tattoo soon and she just randomly gave me like $10 worth of compression sleeves
minor cypress
i think she wants to take me to an agriculture show
They're cozy. Get some candied pecans, walk around, see stuff. If they have a farmers market, buy all the fresh produce and make a pot roast
spring quail
They're cozy. Get some candied pecans, walk around, see stuff. If they have a fa...
id be good with just normal pecans
i used to get whole ones with the shell and eat them as is with my grandma back in the day
obviously we'd take the shell off
probably had 30lbs of pecans in her chest freezer at one point
minor cypress
Damn
I'm a slut for warm praline pecans
Especially if they are in those little paper cones
spring quail
im pretty sure every sweetened variation of them ive just not enjoyed
the good ol good ol is good enough for me
minor cypress
Peak
spring quail
so she really likes deftones and resident evil
do i buy her this shirt for her birthday next month or is that too soon
granted she keeps giving me stuff
she wears this to work a lot
minor cypress
do i buy her this shirt for her birthday next month or is that too soon
3000 iq play, record player, deftones vinyl
minor cypress
Or just get a record player, then plan a trip to music stores
spring quail
i'd like one, but with everything else i buy, im rapidly running out of storage space
i guess i could put it on my chest of drawers next to red dead reidemption
fluid heron
thats nice i just got every single achievement when i reinstalled r6
the steam achivement noise is very fucking annoying
solar breach
thats nice i just got every single achievement when i reinstalled r6
you reinstalled r6
solar breach
ive been bored and still havent crawled back
pale ingot
thats how you can tell im fucking bored
hop on strike force heroes
deep topaz
solar breach
dogshit ass game
fluid heron
hop on strike force heroes
that game was fucking goated
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY REMASTER THATCHER
literally who was asking for a thatcher remaster
solar breach
because ubisoft is running out of ideas
fluid heron
most basic and banned operator because his ability is very easy to use and very good
coarse bear
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY REMASTER THATCHER
fluid heron
i hope it isnt as bad as tachanka
god fucking damn they fucked tachanka over
the silly goofy character reduced to ass
solar breach
that was years ago
fluid heron
im still pissed
solar breach
shit that was right when i stopped playing
fluid heron
doesnt matter how long ago it was
setting up the worlds most useless turret was so fun
solar breach
they also fucked recruit over
pale ingot
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY REMASTER THATCHER
man we didn need to rework thatcher
fluid heron
they also fucked recruit over
you cant even be multiple recruits
shits is so fucking lame
minor cypress
WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY REMASTER THATCHER
So hes just gadget pulse now
fluid heron
So hes just gadget pulse now
its not even a grenade anymore
you shoot a fucking wave
minor cypress
you shoot a fucking wave
spring quail
i havent played r6 since it came out
that was around the same time i decided i dont like pvp fps games anymore
or pvp at all lol
fluid heron
im playing nothing but clash
they fucking gave her hair and nerfed her shield slightly
high wing
she was bald?
minor cypress
high wing
she grew it back
spring quail
she?
why is she trying to go super saiyan in that picture
police work cannot be that serious
umbral field
minor cypress
Ubisoft get out of the kitchen please
spring quail
live action twilight sparkle
umbral field
I know nothing about R6 aside from the lore and watching my younger brothers play it in my teens
umbral field
Ubisoft get out of the kitchen please
minor cypress
If you ever play the games, stop after R6 vegas 2
umbral field
I doubt I ever will
I'm playing Assassin's Creed 1 and I'm already getting bored
They made a franchise out of this?
minor cypress
AC 1 is meh, 2 is peak
spring quail
the ezio trilogy is peak videogames
solar breach
she was so mid
minor cypress
It was good as a concept intro, but 2 and beyons gets way better
umbral field
Legitimate PS3 runs it at 30fps
solar breach
annoying ass character
minor cypress
Just stop after black flag
drifting mantle
Last Ubisoft game I ever played, was AC Odyssey. Got it for 5 bucks...
And my god was that game a slog...
spring quail
i got far cry 6 for free and i still didnt finish it
umbral field
Just stop after black flag
That's when it gets shit?
spring quail
normal rifle bullets damage the tanks
umbral field
After Black Flag?
drifting mantle
That's when it gets shit?
Can confirm
umbral field
How many games is that from 1?
umbral field
Surprised they never tried WWI or II
minor cypress
That's when it gets shit?
Yeah, it turns into arpg random drops gameplay
spring quail
im glad i never picked the new ones up
drifting mantle
black flag is prorbably the best game ubisoft ever made
WROOOONG
Best Ubisoft game was Adventures at the Horse Farm
spring quail
my fault og
umbral field
Their stock is in the shitter though
drifting mantle
Or whatever it's called in English
spring quail
WAIT THEY HAD A ATTACK ON TITANS CROSSOVER
minor cypress
I might eventually play rogue and unity, were those any good?
spring quail
minor cypress
Nevermind we skipping rogue
fluid heron
umbral field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NvmMmo2qdTs
This shit is so ass
spring quail
a challenger approaches
solar breach
Nevermind we skipping rogue
nah man rogue was actually pretty fun
high wing
This shit is so ass
its even worse tha nass
once you complete it tells you good job now buy the skins
like what
what do oyu mean buy the skins
there wasnt even anything to fucking do
spring quail
WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAAAAAAN
umbral field
what do oyu mean buy the skins
Ain't it a single-player game bro?
pale ingot
Surprised they never tried WWI or II
they have like a little bit of it technically in ac during some missions where the matrix is breaking down and you get sent to ww2
high wing
Ain't it a single-player game bro?
Yes
pale ingot
but that aint a full game
umbral field
they have like a little bit of it technically in ac during some missions where t...
Isn't that one mission?
pale ingot
Isn't that one mission?
yup
umbral field
How does that work? People have guns
high wing
they have like a little bit of it technically in ac during some missions where t...
I cant remember which ac game that was but it was like ww1
umbral field
you also have guns in unity
Yeah, flintlocks
high wing
I could be wrong on that
pale ingot
I cant remember which ac game that was but it was like ww1
ac unity* mb
high wing
Oh it was unity
high wing
Unity despite having so much issues imo was a good game
pale ingot
french revolution one iirc
high wing
Had good parkour and customization
high wing
Same i unlocked everything
pale ingot
enjoyed it for what it was
spring quail
hes there, just buried 50 miles deeper under saddam
eager igloo
I might eventually play rogue and unity, were those any good?
Unity I remember fondly despite all the drama
The coop missions were nice
narrow lotus
eager igloo
You look better than I thought
green schooner
@pale ingot campfire in house is bad idea
pale ingot
Like it was desyncing to all hell
lore accurate
pale ingot
<@591187403029610496> campfire in house is bad idea
no shit
coarse bear
Ubisoft get out of the kitchen please
They gave her hair FOR MONEY?
coarse bear
<@591187403029610496> campfire in house is bad idea
Carbon Monoxide ass situation
pale ingot
Ubisoft get out of the kitchen please
i thought for the longest time that character was a man i cant lie
pale ingot
i dont know the r6 annoying ass electric zapper shield cop girl lore though
green schooner
almost died to it
minor cypress
Unity I remember fondly despite all the drama
I miss AC:Brotherhood multiplayer
coarse bear
i dont know the r6 annoying ass electric zapper shield cop girl lore though
British woman you shoot in the foot
minor cypress
They gave her hair FOR MONEY?
Its ubislop, of course they did
eager igloo
I miss AC:Brotherhood multiplayer
I played AC: Black Flag multi
minor cypress
i dont know the r6 annoying ass electric zapper shield cop girl lore though
Bald black british lady yells at you with taser shield, the end
eager igloo
Fun as hell
minor cypress
I played AC: Black Flag multi
Using the clone + poison abilities on offence was peak
minor cypress
This bastard
pale ingot
Bald black british lady yells at you with taser shield, the end
realism
quaint ore
Clash's modern day backstory is beating up people who posted a meme on twitter which the government didnt like
minor cypress
Clash's modern day backstory is beating up people who posted a meme on twitter w...
"Whears yor facking loicense?!?!"
glad carbon
Clash's modern day backstory is beating up people who posted a meme on twitter w...
didnt this happen in the US over a vance meme too
quaint ore
didnt this happen in the US over a vance meme too
No, that would make a lions share of the republican voter base fall off.
glad carbon
No, that would make a lions share of the republican voter base fall off.
whats a first amendment
spring quail
quaint ore
Also who the fuck checks your phone and beats you up for it like some gopnik.
Unless you literally stood in their faces with it
narrow lotus
US : Say smth bad about president - they FBI your ass
UK : Post a meme - you get police at door
East Europe : Everyone has collection of memes , curses and jokes about every politician in the last 10 years
quaint ore
I shit you not, you can get away with directly harassing and namecalling victims of USSR
glad carbon
US : Say smth bad about president - they FBI your ass
UK : Post a meme - you ge...
eastern europe until you get to RU land
narrow lotus
@stone blade This is the new prime minister
Average grandma : .....has a drunkard's face, ugly bastard.
high wing
X
glad carbon
https://x.com/i/status/2010833421342323078 thanos
thanos car 2???
quaint ore
Government: "Yo we need to expand our training area to match the demand for our army."
Some boomer: "This is aggressive towqrds Russia!"
narrow lotus
Government: "Yo we need to expand our training area to match the demand for our ...
Back in my day Russia provided for whole Europe, it was better times
narrow lotus
spring quail
naive bison
I remember this meme
"Robot in 2070 running away from the cops after trying to meet up with a calculator"
@pale ingot
@river zealot
spring quail
oh god hes up
narrow lotus
Bro breaks a bone everytime he presses spacebar too hard
Tarkov would break your whole arm
naive bison
It is less socially accepted than it is for women
naive bison
Bro breaks a bone everytime he presses spacebar too hard
That's why Artem is lucky to have a 6hr CD on tarkov terminal attempts
Can grow his bones back
narrow lotus
It is less socially accepted than it is for women
Eh idk
Women buying it - she is a cam whore or shit
Man buying it - fucking pervert piece of shit
You just dont win
Ppl are simply judgemental thats why
spring quail
do people even go into sex shops anymore
you can just buy all that shit on the internet
narrow lotus
Most ppl i think just order their stuff now so i doubt it
naive bison
Eh idk
Women buying it - she is a cam whore or shit
Man buying it - fucking pe...
Women buying it is seen more as "naughty"
Men buying seen as incel loser
Latter is true for both
Just my explanation though
narrow lotus
Not in east europe, woman having a dildo is literally seen as a whore / cam girl
high wing
glad carbon
Ppl are simply judgemental thats why
too much so
spring quail
can i pack and can olivier and it become shelf stable
naive bison
can i pack and can olivier and it become shelf stable
It's got mayo
narrow lotus
spring quail
its over
naive bison
spring quail
grave bronze
visual stirrup
miserable cunt
busy finds my negativity annoying
I wonder how long it took for him to block cockrider
grave bronze
spring quail
is that a painted dog
look at these fucking satellite ears
mickey mouse looking ass dog
spring quail
why did god make hyenas
pale ingot
Bruh i laughed in class to.this
spring quail
fucking kidney stone birth process
visual stirrup
grave bronze
He thought it’d be funny
visual stirrup
he's a freak
grave bronze
This is generally regarded as a dick move
spring quail
i wish people would stop turning food into cute pets
naive bison
i wish people would stop turning food into cute pets
wha
visual stirrup
This is generally regarded as a dick move
solar breach
xal probably aint ever had a crawfish boil either
naive bison
deer cute too
too big to keep inside home
naive bison
xal probably aint ever had a crawfish boil either
what makes you think that
grave bronze
Oh this is gonna take way longer to post than I anticipated
solar breach
rabit cute
rabbit is actually a really easy and sustainable food source if you raise them
pale ingot
have you never had bbq rabbit
looks yummy
spring quail
rabbit is actually a really easy and sustainable food source if you raise them
rabbit starvation says no
grave bronze
See you guys in like five minutes probably
solar breach
what makes you think that
the most flavor your tastebuds have ever had is probably some dried bread with rat droppings
grave bronze
Also I found this
naive bison
the most flavor your tastebuds have ever had is probably some dried bread with r...
why are you so not nice
spring quail
Also I found this
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MINUTES
solar breach
Also I found this
180 minutes is a full course?
pale ingot
why are you so not nice
projecting
minor cypress
Eh idk
Women buying it - she is a cam whore or shit
Man buying it - fucking pe...
Mens choices- buy random cylinder or take something in ass. Gg
naive bison
i will send discord HQ threatening messages
grave bronze
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY MINUTES
I also have the entire spongebob movie featuring david hasslehoff
spring quail
coarse bear
naive bison
sit in vc
get spammed with pings
reduce discord ping volume in volume mixer
restart pc
join vc
reducing ping volume yesterday and restarting pc actually reduced voice chat volume now
solar breach
I also have the entire spongebob movie featuring david hasslehoff
that movie was so peak
solar breach
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2010495174321782912
pale ingot
Also I found this
grave bronze
The new one was ass apparently
grave bronze
Only thing I know about it was I heard the ice spice song
solar breach
they are pissing all over the shows legacy
grave bronze
It was so bad dude
coarse bear
https://tenor.com/view/funny-woah-wait-what-shocked-what-did-you-say-gif-1667345...
Tim Sweeney wants AI to succeed so bad he'll defend CSAM generation
minor cypress
xal probably aint ever had a crawfish boil either
Xal will never know boudin
solar breach
Tim Sweeney wants AI to succeed so bad he'll defend CSAM generation
i would give my honest opinion on what we should do with him but I would lose another account
grave bronze
Only thing I know about it was I heard the ice spice song
Also she wore like an extremely revealing outfit to the premier, where a LOT of kids were present because its a kids movie
solar breach
Xal will never know boudin
grave bronze
coarse bear
i would give my honest opinion on what we should do with him but I would lose an...
Oh don't worry, everyone shares the sentiment
Just don't voice it
solar breach
Also she wore like an extremely revealing outfit to the premier, where a LOT of ...
shes a hoe, hoes cant see anything past themselves
pale ingot
i would give my honest opinion on what we should do with him but I would lose an...
spirit of osaka possess this man
sacred mountain
https://tenor.com/view/david-hasselhoff-david-hasselhoff-swimming-hasselhoff-hof...
Why is he doing that indian head swing
grave bronze
She just seems like a generic celebrity with a mediocre music career
spring quail
shes a hoe, hoes cant see anything past themselves
i read this as i was coughing with a tear in my eye and i thought you says shes a shoe
solar breach
i read this as i was coughing with a tear in my eye and i thought you says shes ...
i mean you could turn her into a shoe
probably wouldnt smell great
solar breach
like lighting a dead chia pet on fire
spring quail
UP IN SMOKE
spring quail
haha i can be up at this hour without repercussion
for i am off work
i want to skip today and go straight into wednesday
wednesday is tattoo and gossip day
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/jerma-up-in-smoke-bee-joke-gif-14006941
he was leaving clues like a serial killer
minor cypress
i want to skip today and go straight into wednesday
solar breach
haha i can be up at this hour without repercussion
originally i was getting up at 4:30
but the van is fucked so we had to swap jobs
spring quail
https://tenor.com/view/drinking-thirsty-alcoholic-liquor-give-me-a-drink-gif-152...
Way ahead of you
naive bison
Way ahead of you
dead by 40
minor cypress
dead by 40
spring quail
dead by 40
minor cypress
Way ahead of you
Chocolate almonds
spring quail
Chocolate almonds <a:fat:954291130944589854>
they were good but i use the container as a coin jar now
visual stirrup
as soon and as painfully as you can manage
naive bison
*but please kill xalrider*
tf did i do
spring quail
exist
icy apex
*but please kill xalrider*
visual stirrup
tf did i do
being yourself
solar breach
you'll pray for yourself
I'll pray for xalrider
sounds good
minor cypress
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xa...
Saved + favorited + bookmarked
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-cat-meme-gif-1846281908394439476
get that AI slop out of here
icy apex
I hope xalrider gets stuck in a washing machine and gets fucked in the ass by ronnie coleman
spring quail
minor cypress
icy apex
Saved + favorited + bookmarked
my kino keeps on giving
naive bison
I hope xalrider gets stuck in a washing machine and gets fucked in the ass by ro...
if i had a quarter for every rape fantasy made up about me on this server
icy apex
if i had a quarter for every rape fantasy made up about me on this server
Bro you said yourself that you want to be impaled on a lamp post 😭
Or end under osaka
visual stirrup
Bro you said yourself that you want to be impaled on a lamp post 😭
slander
icy apex
so we're lying
You want evidence?
pseudo robin
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xa...
When he's ragebaiting just imagine some pasty overweight chud saying it in his retarded russian accent it becomes kinda funny
naive bison
You want evidence?
none exists
whatever you post doesn't say what you think it does
you're just a moron
naive bison
When he's ragebaiting just imagine some pasty overweight chud saying it in his r...
not nice
icy apex
look at the end screenshot
naive bison
none exists
whatever you post doesn't say what you think it does
last part of the msg
visual stirrup
look at the end screenshot
that's not him expressing desire
spring quail
look at the end screenshot
im not playing a fucking skill stop minigame
visual stirrup
SoundTrackJ needs to learn how to read
Xalrider needs to kill himself
and I need to go to sleep
wooden surge
spring quail
i bet she wont because she has to do her makeup before stepping out of the door
pseudo robin
become mountain bandit
The government doesnt want you to know about banditmaxxing
wooden surge
The life of a highwayman is not for everyone
spring quail
its all i want in life
sacred mountain
look at the end screenshot
Cod black ops 1 but its gammacord
pseudo robin
this is all you need
No goy you need to pay taxes to fund israel
pseudo robin
quaint ore
I still dont understand the fuck he was expecting from his interview in kremlin
pseudo robin
I still dont understand the fuck he was expecting from his interview in kremlin
"Why yes comrade tucker i am actually an incompetent and evil dictator"
naive bison
check diff channel
leftists at a protest blowing a bullhorn into a right winger's ear, he knocks out 3 of them with single punches
the first guy to provoke him gets dropped twice
in 1 minute
naive bison
my coworker showed me that video at work today
never seen reddit that supportive of right-wing anything
pale ingot
the first guy to provoke him gets dropped twice
zzxmimimimimi
naive bison
https://tenor.com/view/hell-doom-doomguy-doom-slayer-gif-1856426728697571896
the soy slayer
spring quail
that boy headed back to the lobby
naive bison
i thought bros were in a capoeira stance for a second
bro's in the "I'M GOING TO KILL CHAOS" stance
idk man
spring quail
naive bison
idk what you expect following someone around on purpose blowing a loud thing into their ear
especially when you can't fight and are made of jello
spring quail
they arent touching him you dont understand
its peaceful
they arent touching him bro
naive bison
voice your opinion peacefully like a normal person
high wing
this outfit kinda clean
high wing
lighting bug
naive bison
the evil basement that browns your hair
narrow lotus
minor cypress
visual stirrup
evil Geralt of Rivia be like
"If forced to choose, I guess I'd have to."
naive bison
visual stirrup
"I have two pricks in my trousers."
naive bison
bro
this looks like a buzzfeed panel on why video games are toxic masculinity
@narrow lotus
wtf happened to CS pros
spring quail
the fuck are those creatures
narrow lotus
wtf happened to CS pros
Jesus man everything is tainted
spring quail
is this a good recipe
visual stirrup
is this a good recipe
I've never had it with carrots
but the recipe is very simple
the only real difference is the proportions
spring quail
ill be dicing my shit and using bologna if i make it
minor cypress
Professor snape vs dumbledont
visual stirrup
it even mentions keeping the mayonnaise seperate from the salad until just before you eat
spring quail
for longer preservation yeah
i mean look at the dish
i will gobble that up instantly like kirby
there is no leftovers
spring quail
slow motion is better than no motion
eager igloo
all boiled in one pot
Aren't ingredients boiled separately
How do you boil vegs with eggs
visual stirrup
Aren't ingredients boiled separately
visual stirrup
yeah, I'd say that's fine
but like I said
I never even tried it with onions and carrots
so I probably don't eat "normal" olivier
eager igloo
can you at least boil the potatos and carrots together
Id need to ask my ma
visual stirrup
so I probably don't eat "normal" olivier
I'm not an authority on "normal" olivier
eager igloo
But pretty sure we got it separately for cutting
spring quail
i could make a fuckin gargantuan pot of this stuff real quick
eager igloo
Tbf you could chop it in food processor
stark gull
https://tenor.com/view/dora-the-explorer-dora-gif-14810631521244644065
Can you say "down"?
Down
eager igloo
food processor cuts out the love
But thats for doing it fast
If you want it with love it should be team effort
Get yo siblings, parents, aunts and grandmas
spring quail
i kinda wanna make it if i get that one girl to come over for dinner and have it as a side dish
outside of making a whole pot for myself and eating it all
spring quail
but whats a good main course for that
drifting mantle
spring quail
<:clearly:1382281299355631647>
visual stirrup
i kinda wanna make it if i get that one girl to come over for dinner and have it...
serving eastern european cuisine is how you scare the hoes
are you sure she's autistic?
spring quail
serving eastern european cuisine is how you scare the hoes
SHE LISTENS TO KINO
minor cypress
but whats a good main course for that
Bbq sounds good with it if its a replacement for murrican potato salad
The ham/bologna sounds weird, but i'd try it at least once
spring quail
The ham/bologna sounds weird, but i'd try it at least once
im a bologna enjoyer, i eat it by itself out the pack sometimes
minor cypress
im a bologna enjoyer, i eat it by itself out the pack sometimes
Bologna but cooked in a pan is soo good
spring quail
ive never actually had fried bologna
eager igloo
minor cypress
Its so good, idk if you can even call it fried
Just slice an x into the ends, put in pan, cook and flip
visual stirrup
The ham/bologna sounds weird, but i'd try it at least once
you just use any low quality sausage meat that is consistent and not chunky
you could probably try it with spam
minor cypress
minor cypress
you just use any low quality sausage meat that is consistent and not chunky
you...
Spam in potato salad mix sounds genius
spring quail
4chan bologna
drifting mantle
What's with all the food talk recently?
minor cypress
Hungry hours
spring quail
have you ever been hungry or found something that looks good but isnt a part of your local cuisine
well thankfully this chat is full of europeans to help me out
minor cypress
have you ever been hungry or found something that looks good but isnt a part of ...
Me discovering latke/potato pancakes
spring quail
i had those one thousand years ago in school and i have been searching for something as good ever since
then god said
"my son there is draniki"
minor cypress
I still need to try making Khachapuri but got sidetracked in the pretzel arc
quartz ridge
she asked me if id heard of molchat doma<:kekcry:919973929047715880>
okay its rare for someone in the states to listen to russian music
at least to admit it IRL
is crazy
spring quail
why do you think im falling for this lady so hard
minor cypress
"my son there is draniki"
Seems like they are the same thing, latkes are just more coarse
visual stirrup
why do you think im falling for this lady so hard
ask her how she feels about the GAMMA femboy purge
this bitch is a brainfarter
spring quail
that kind of overlap given how big this server is and where i live would cause me to self destruct and realize reality is a simulation
but no i got her to want to play the stalker trilogy and stalker 2 when she gets her ps5
visual stirrup
she's actually xalrider
spring quail
i didnt know xalrider was so fine god damn
visual stirrup
XAL RUN!!!
naive bison
@narrow lotus @river zealot
Smoked kolbasa, onto the pan with olive oil
fry up 1 side
turn it over
add 4 eggs
add salt and italian seasoning
fry until done
put on plate
get white bread
put ketchup on bread
put eggs and kolbasa on bread
eat
high wing
or is there hmm
minor cypress
https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/s/NnvBeWyLM5
naive bison
fuck you
minor cypress
ask her how she feels about the GAMMA femboy purge
Inb4 its stella
quaint ore
Somewhere, an italian died of a stroke.
spring quail
this girl is too well adjusted to be stella
naive bison
https://www.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/s/NnvBeWyLM5
this mf browses pizza subreddits
you will never be italian
quaint ore
Also p sure stella got a family
minor cypress
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
Smoked kolbasa, onto the pan with ...
But why sausage in pan with oil if sausage has fat in it?
river zealot
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
Smoked kolbasa, onto the pan with ...
I dont like eggs that much ngl
spring quail
and lives in france
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
Smoked kolbasa, onto the pan with ...
Prison food
spring quail
and not america
pseudo robin
ask her how she feels about the GAMMA femboy purge
Ask her how she feels about mod-furry-rp chat
naive bison
Prison food
???
quaint ore
I dread the day stella's children grow up to go out into the world
naive bison
But why sausage in pan with oil if sausage has fat in it?
sausage doesnt nearly have enough to lubricate the pan
spring quail
i gotta think of a good poem to write her tomorrow
naive bison
it's super thinly slived
spring quail
nothing crazy
naive bison
i gotta think of a good poem to write her tomorrow
we are in the early stages of heartbreak
this mf said "poem"
eager igloo
<@146741297875517440> <@1049089806715596810>
Smoked kolbasa, onto the pan with ...
Ketchup
eager igloo
xalrider cant comprehend two writers dating
Oh ur writing?
spring quail
yid
eager igloo
best condiment
Ghetto food
narrow lotus
we are in the early stages of heartbreak
spring quail
<:speedsmirk:1438169224605466746>
minor cypress
sausage doesnt nearly have enough to lubricate the pan
So this is just an over hard egg or omelette you slapped sausage in, turned into a patty, to make a sandwich, and put ketchup on
eager igloo
Trying to get myself to write but Im kinda everywhere with it
visual stirrup
four eggs for breakfast + sausage
cholesterol hours
minor cypress
Yeah the ketchup is either for wannabe weebs pretending its omurice or ghetto
naive bison
visual stirrup
Don't choke on it
@naive bison
ketchup is fine, the rest is ass
choke on it
drifting mantle
eager igloo
Criminal treatment of egg yolk
minor cypress
Why not just whisk the eggs first
eager igloo
Nah
quaint ore
This image is so fucking grotesque it make me sad to look at it
coarse bear
He said "I want that yolk concrete"
eager igloo
Different thing
naive bison
Why not just whisk the eggs first
cause ommelette sucks fucking ass
narrow lotus
Yolk that shit
drifting mantle
This image is so fucking grotesque it make me sad to look at it
Why?
minor cypress
Otherwise its just protein cholesterol slop plate
naive bison
cant even eat breakfast in peace man
drifting mantle
cant even eat breakfast in peace man
eager igloo
cause ommelette sucks fucking ass
If made by a shit cook sure
naive bison
coarse bear
Posts food in brainfart
Does not expect to be shat on
spring quail
xalrider is the shit cook
coarse bear
naive bison
hater ass chat
minor cypress
Found the yolk
naive bison
Found the yolk
spring quail
Found the yolk
visual stirrup
hater ass chat
the pot calling the kettle a-
quaint ore
Found the yolk
They found the egyptian cock ring
visual stirrup
*the pot calling the kettle a-*
distinguished african-american gentleman
eager igloo
So thats why they walked so weirdly
naive bison
if i had american cheese i'd add it to this and microwave it a bit so it melts
and have delicious breakfast sandwiches
minor cypress
MICROWAVE IT
minor cypress
brother just let the hot eggs melt the cheese
naive bison
naive bison
brother just let the hot eggs melt the cheese
not enough time between plating the eggs and them retaining heat
eggs cool down rapidly
visual stirrup
I shred cheese onto my eggs
visual stirrup
best way to do it
eager igloo
And you wonder why people think ur american
spring quail
alright xalrider isnt impressing any woman with his cooking ever to nobody's surpirse
minor cypress
not enough time between plating the eggs and them retaining heat
Just finish cooking eggs, put cheese on top, put lid on pan, let it melt, then plate
visual stirrup
pre shredded cheese has anticaking agents which can spoil the taste
minor cypress
Trust
naive bison
Just finish cooking eggs, put cheese on top, put lid on pan, let it melt, then p...
no
minor cypress
Also try cooking your sausage, then add onion, tomatoes, peppers, then egg. 
naive bison
i am doing things MY way
minor cypress
And you wonder why people think ur american
We do not claim him
naive bison
no chud online will tell me what to do
my eggs
my pan
my cheese
my ketchup
my bread
minor cypress
I will defer to the canadian delegates for his case
naive bison
I will defer to the canadian delegates for his case
why are we asking canadians literally anything about anything bro
visual stirrup
1984 is when strangers online point out the obvious problems in your cooking
minor cypress
why are we asking canadians literally anything about anything bro
Because we aren't taking your ass 
naive bison
Because we aren't taking your ass <:kekl:1053076199695466560>
i dont want my ass to be taken
minor cypress
@osaka
visual stirrup
just like blood promised
stark gull
pale ingot
Also try cooking your sausage, then add onion, tomatoes, peppers, then egg. <:ch...
putting my willy on the grill
pale ingot
if i had a quarter for every rape fantasy made up about me on this server
rich millionaire
spring quail
xalrider in his kitchen
high wing
rich millionaire
he'd have 2 nickels
visual stirrup
unemployed MF's coming up with the worst takes you've ever heard
eager igloo
Managed to run chaos dwarves campaign and not lose to a bunch of incels within 10 turns
stark gull
unemployed MF's coming up with the worst takes you've ever heard
Rape is good
Rape is healthy
eager igloo
Great success
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/festthefestivefest-morgone-jones-morgan-jones-tweaking-tw...
you dont know the video?
dms..
river zealot
naive bison
you dont know the video?
i do
river zealot
That shit does not sound good on paper
spring quail
wgy post your shitty fucking eggs
naive bison
That shit does not sound good on paper
when you said "paper" my mind conjured up that image of the illustration of someone putting a piece of paper between their cockhole and sliding it for a papercut
river zealot
The eggs were pretty good ngl
naive bison
i do not know why
naive bison
The eggs were pretty good ngl
thank you
stark gull
tf did i tab back in to
That meme has surfaced my conciousness
spring quail
you are not an eggcelent chef
river zealot
when you said "paper" my mind conjured up that image of the illustration of some...
Something is really wrong with you
quaint ore
when you said "paper" my mind conjured up that image of the illustration of some...
You could have chose not to say this and spare the mental images, but you did.
naive bison
Something is really wrong with you
stark gull
when you said "paper" my mind conjured up that image of the illustration of some...
And you're saying I'm weird?
stark gull
high wing
damn i forgot how good the bloody barron quest is
minor cypress
you are not an eggcelent chef
We are sending a waffle house kill team to dispatch him immediately
spring quail
thank god
river zealot
when you said "paper" my mind conjured up that image of the illustration of some...
This message is a memetic threat
minor cypress
We're coordinating with Dennys drone strikes and intel from iHOP
naive bison
This message is a memetic threat
why'd you read it again
naive bison
We're coordinating with Dennys drone strikes and intel from iHOP
denny's is idubbbz favorite
they are opps
ihop till i die
(never ate in either of these)
minor cypress
ihop till i die
On a lamp post?
naive bison
fuck you
icy apex
SoundTrackJ needs to learn how to read
Xalrider needs to kill himself
and I need...
I can read just fine you sleepy american fuck
naive bison
I can read just fine you sleepy american fuck
then you have a problem with logic
rocky geode
naive bison
@river zealot @narrow lotus
minor cypress
I wanna imagine xalrider getting yelled at by this woman for burning hashbrowns and overcooking eggs
naive bison
naive bison
I wanna imagine xalrider getting yelled at by this woman for burning hashbrowns ...
i'd whoop her
quaint ore
IN THE ARGONNE FORESTS
WE ARE BURIED ALIVE
LET THE MUD FLOW IN MY VEINS 
minor cypress
She sees him reach for the italian seasoning and immediately smacks him into the flattop
river zealot
<@1049089806715596810> <@146741297875517440>
Saw that freak before yes
river zealot
Idk where you found that one tho
naive bison
Idk where you found that one tho
literally same vc
river zealot
Ah i see
icy apex
then you have a problem with logic
You have a problem with your libido when it comes to men
river zealot
The most obnoxious vc on planet earth
naive bison
You have a problem with your libido when it comes to men
i will not be gei no matter how much you shame me for not wanting men
river zealot
You have a problem with your libido when it comes to men
???
naive bison
homotrack j
@river zealot when do you think eft and arena devs will complete their stint at the mental hospital to fucking update the game finally?
river zealot
Month probs
slender rock
Well I can, goodnight
spring quail
drifting mantle
<@1049089806715596810> <@146741297875517440>
I can tell you that this kind of person, regularly gets into online drama within their own friend group
stark gull
drifting mantle
rocky geode
I can tell you that this kind of person, regularly gets into online drama within...
this kind of person posts in omouri gifs
drifting mantle
this kind of person posts in omouri gifs
Not in the server I was. And there was a lot of them... They just got into a really unhealthy Obsession with the game
stark gull
primal kayak
pale ingot
ok thats my friend :(
pale ingot
why are you friends
my penar gigantic
drifting mantle
ok thats my friend :(
naive bison
my penar gigantic
pale ingot
<:BruhWhat:1454864857798017177>
naive bison
what a fucking recommended
drifting mantle
Asking ham serious questions, rookie mistake
pale ingot
what a fucking recommended
sounds straight enough idk
high wing
what a fucking recommended
i love when chud logic gets pressed by his own viewers its always funny
pale ingot
<:doakes:1400878810555093042>
primal kayak
stark gull
P!repost
foggy mantle
primal kayak
naive bison
bravo Vince
pale ingot
im gonna be honest i thought this distinct individual was a guy i havent checked the discord profile in months
they bought tarkov recently after i warned against it
gg
modest oriole
stark gull
A clever way of saying he has no bitches
placid sail
naive bison
pale ingot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1151923123764080672/1395911615223697510/a...
WOAHHH
mooods
drifting mantle
pale ingot
https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G-VPFLeXcAAwHYt.gif
3 shekel
gusty dew
300000 venezuelan bolivar
1$ jackport
spring quail
minor cypress
pale ingot
dumbass hungry caterpillar
naive bison
naive bison
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRaaDw3iP_I/
i hate this thing
spring quail
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1216873102147850293/1385243397383786537/l...
why is it so fast
this is the correct speed
drifting mantle
naive bison
W gmae
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939910362021634078/1458493568007016458/20...
boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
gusty dew
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/939910362021634078/1458493568007016458/20...
if you do this genuinely kill yourself
naive bison
add 15 kolovrats to that image
stoic girder
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2010496361205059703
How does that differ from your average Asian drive?
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919353401563816026/1460181859395698890/it...
i dont have my glasses on and thought he's kirkified
spring quail
fire water
drifting mantle
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/919353401563816026/1460181859395698890/it...
HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA HEYA HOYA HEYA HOYA HAYA HOOOYA
pale ingot
<@591187403029610496> are you home
no bro
pale ingot
i aint joking no more
babys first time telling someone to kill themselves
drifting mantle
I am chief alcohol, from the liquor store tribe