🎪bruh-fart

[spring quail]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO YUOR RATE IS LOOOOOOOOOW MY BONUS MAN MY BONUS UUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-ethan-gif-13575813581334004253

[spring quail]

cough cough

oops looks like you're using vacation time

[spring quail]

the trickle down bullying at amazon is hilarious

[spring quail]

reddies really act like we care about their struggles

[frail scaffold]

does amazon got part time staff for the warehouse floors?

[naive bison]

sims 3 right?

or 2

i forgor

[spring quail]

average amazon red vest acts like this

[naive bison]

💀

[spring quail]

yeah but they convert the "good ones" to full time as soon as the season ends

the "good ones" are only there out of desperation anyway

[frail scaffold]

my job tryna give me fulltime but im just like eugh

[spring quail]

benefits and stuff

[river zealot]

just took a shower

bosh

[dreamy flax]

@naive bison (xalrider) has been muted for 1 minute for reason: Test

[narrow lotus]

ok so it doesnt work

hmm

[spring quail]

testicular torsion on xalrider

insane

i thought yall like him

[dreamy flax]

@naive bison (xalrider) has been muted for reason: ****

[frail scaffold]

currently my job tries to keep me at the same quota as my coworker in the same deparment who works fulltime

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-he-is-already-dead-stop-gif-5552043

[frail scaffold]

which straight up doesnt make sense but whatever i just show up and do my shiet

[narrow lotus]

nvm the proof shows in his DMs

not in here

[spring quail]

my super (after telling me if i need help to ask for it, and this job isnt worth getting injured over) told me i dont need help

[frail scaffold]

lmfaoooo

[spring quail]

so i went to this bitch with my arms covered in bruises telling her i need help

"oh we're just gonna put you in the station we know you're terrible at"

"uh no thats not-

"you dont get to pick and choose mr"

[stoic girder]

She hates you and wants you to suffer.

[frail scaffold]

my boss has said all of these things
-getting a job is easy right now
-i can get the same amount of work done for parttime hours
-none of you will be the reason im fired here (speaking to employees)

[spring quail]

you're telling me? thankfully the tires are my car aren't $500 a piece

[frail scaffold]

and also told our door guy that he cant accept tips and if he wants tips he has to tell customers to go somewhere else on their off time

like theyre gonna do that

😭

and our door guy hauls furniture every day so like wtff

[spring quail]

idk people act like that i just

break the law

sabotage

do upstart activity

[narrow lotus]

your boss is delusional kek

[frail scaffold]

my favorite is when they tell us theyre watching us on cameras and i just tell them hes fucking creepy

[narrow lotus]

getting a job is easy if you want slave work

otherwise good luck

[spring quail]

mfw hilti nailgun driveby into super's tires

[narrow lotus]

i know people with 2 degrees being on social paymenet right now waiting to find a job

[deep topaz]

Those red vests must really not fear a 9mm

[narrow lotus]

its dogshit

[spring quail]

they can't comprehend a pack of nails under their car

[frail scaffold]

the only thing a supervisor fears is his supervisor

[spring quail]

let alone a gun

[deep topaz]

The only thing the bougouise fear is demotion

They forget that life is even a factor

[spring quail]

its so fucking funny at amazon

you KNOW when someone higher up makes a super justify their job

its black and fucking white

[deep topaz]

The only way you get high up is a fundamental lack of understanding that people have killed others for less

[frail scaffold]

LMFAO

yeah but they rely on us being "civil"

[deep topaz]

Because otherwise you would realize that the worker is deserving of basic human respect

[naive bison]

its true bomb your workplace

/j

[deep topaz]

The most basic level of respect is earned via realizing that somebody else can hurt you

They feel untouchable

Literally

[frail scaffold]

i just wish my manager could manage his hairline before trying to manage a business

[spring quail]

i like poking and prodding at the "untouchable" ego which is why im getting retaliated against now

[frail scaffold]

im gonna start it once i find something else viable

but for now i just keep my mouth shut and joke with the coworkers

[deep topaz]

The only way out is physical harm. They will learn nothing otherwise

[spring quail]

100% when i go in to work today its gonna be the one station im bad at because my direct manager isnt working and the spiteful dumb cunt is

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dj-khaled-jailed-dj-khaled-dj-khaled-dancing-jail-jailed-gif-5775727153817439120

[deep topaz]

You're just reinforcing their views if you don't

[frail scaffold]

it felt good for 5 minutes at least

[deep topaz]

People have killed and gotten out on bond, you'll be fine

[spring quail]

electric scooter in, nails under tires, electric scooter out

[deep topaz]

Use your brain

[spring quail]

WHO DID THIS

NOOOO IM $2000 OUT

then do it again

and again

and again

shouldn't have bought a jeep

[frail scaffold]

who buys a vehicle where you cant even change your own tires

[deep topaz]

Only pop 3 of their tires, then film them popping their 4th and calling the insurance company. Foolproof insurance fraud

[spring quail]

white women who want to feel cool

[spring quail]

too many cornbread cunts raised on daddy's money

not my fault your tires are $500 a piece

[deep topaz]

People forget that unions were a compromise to keep heads from being lopped off

https://tenor.com/view/potato-pvz-growing-mine-plants-vs-zombie-gif-3283013287028746856

[spring quail]

its ok they have 9839875 cameras to keep them safe

except security doesnt do the job they were contracted for

plus if AWS goes down again they can forget about all that anyway

[spring quail]

security refuses to boot contracted drivers from parking in associate areas

[naive bison]

forgot the time when LTG said the KKK "probably doesn't hate black people anymore. I just don't think they are on that type of timing anymore."

[spring quail]

what makes me think they'll mind the p's and q's otherwise

[naive bison]

which implies there was a time LTG was more racist than the Klan

[deep topaz]

I'd bet they're right actually

A lot of people don't hate people of other skin tones purely because the color

It's how they act

It all comes back to culture

If you TRULY only dislike someone for their skin tone, you're an ape

There are people from the KKK that renounced their ways after living in close contact with black people (I'll admit, they aren't the urban kind)

[spring quail]

im gonna make an anonymous tip out to ice for my warehouse tbh

would be hilarious

https://tenor.com/view/ice-outkast-gif-4685458

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/tuff-gguh-ai-baby-sona-meme-gif-15767759709245242383

I LOVE SUGARLESS COLA

I LOVE ASPARTAME

[deep topaz]

Heavy pepsi is good, but only cause it's more sugar

[spring quail]

you must not heavy pepsi

[naive bison]

heavy water pepsi

[spring quail]

its just pepsi with 50% more syrup or whatever

[naive bison]

no its pepsi thats heavier

[spring quail]

your mom is heavier

[naive bison]

[spring quail]

xalrider defeated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVLXmZYjHVk

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/uYr1sI9.png

i work in 5 hours

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016664

[tidal trellis]

Your sleep schedule seems worse than mine

That's saying something

[spring quail]

nobody asked you

[tidal trellis]

Just making a observation

[spring quail]

observe this dick

but you might enjoy that so nvm

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight mr

[spring quail]

[placid sail]

feeling sassy today al twinky?

[tidal trellis]

Since when am I sassy just making a note

[placid sail]

feeling sissy, then?

[tidal trellis]

I'm not that!! plus just trying to pass the time whilst drying my hair which is taking forever

[frail scaffold]

youre pretty sassy tbh

cant argue that one

[tidal trellis]

wait I am?

[frail scaffold]

id say so

[placid sail]

damn, friendly fire

[tidal trellis]

friendly fire how!! Me and shine are not the same

Oh and hii shine

[prisma venture]

gday

fellas

[spring quail]

i hope they want good attitudes for sunday at amazon

because im not bringing one

[placid sail]

pretty sure they don't want anything from you beyond being a hauling servitor made out of lifeless human flesh

[prisma venture]

guys

how we doin

[spring quail]

well shifty

im still awake

which at this hour, is not a good sign

[prisma venture]

what hour is it for you?

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/SaERCU9.png

[prisma venture]

7am ? thats normal time when i wake up

but i think u didnt slept at all

[fossil swan]

hes been up all night

[spring quail]

well ive been up since 10 am yesterday

[prisma venture]

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/dance-teamfortress-aukvary-gif-26200274

[prisma venture]

ive been there too on monday

[spring quail]

its my thursday

[prisma venture]

i had to reset my sleep schedule

i slept from sunday to monday like 2 hours and then straight went in school

[spring quail]

i need 3 packs of these

i will literally sleep for a whole week

[prisma venture]

thats fuckin gae

be aman

drink whiskey beat your kid and go sleep

[spring quail]

alcohol is why im still awake

[fossil swan]

what abaout the wife

[placid sail]

look at the bright side, now you get to be barely conscious during your hell shift

[prisma venture]

she got one from the morning depends if i come from work if she cooked or not

[fossil swan]

[spring quail]

the dark side, i get to be barely conscious during my hell shift

the glaring issue is these retards look to me for staffing decisions despite not being management or anywhere near it

[placid sail]

ayo

[spring quail]

ideally, we have 9 active lanes, so there should be 9 employees, one per lane

[placid sail]

our lil bro has some pull in the sweatshop?

[spring quail]

but amazon HATES that

[placid sail]

haha no no

9 lines is strictly "shit's on fire" situation, the rest of the time you run skeleton

2-3 guys, take it or leave it

[frail scaffold]

our walmart has 13 lanes

[spring quail]

literally

[frail scaffold]

guess how many have cashiers

:)

[placid sail]

ohh, thirteen

still 2-3 max

[frail scaffold]

yeah

and theres 5 people at self checkout to make sure you dont steal something

[spring quail]

im going to work with the funny knife on my belt too

i wonder what will happen

[prisma venture]

wdym our walmart has 13 lanes

tf

[placid sail]

this shit cracks me up the most

[frail scaffold]

checkout lanes

[placid sail]

we're gonna automate checkout for speed and convenience

[prisma venture]

bruh

[frail scaffold]

my favorite part was when walmart said theyre doing away with self checkout

[placid sail]

and also we're gonna put some poor guy standing there FOR THE WHOLE DAY just giving you a stink eye while you do it

[frail scaffold]

i literally was like LMFAOO

no you aint

[placid sail]

and doing absolutely fucking nothing

[frail scaffold]

then youd have to actually make cashiers work

and guess what

[frail scaffold]

self checkout still here

almost like it was bogus

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-infowars-chew-jew-jewish-gif-12295419607760287413

[spring quail]

i had some esl question me about my receipt so i told him to reach in my bag to check it because i wasnt putting down my heavy as load once

[deep topaz]

Self checkout was always about job elimination

[spring quail]

i miss being a brazen 18 year old

[deep topaz]

Lol why tf would we pay cashiers when we can make the chuds do it themselves

[frail scaffold]

parttime janitor position at my one of my local schools? theres a way out of this shithole

🥴

[spring quail]

im cdlmaxxing

[frail scaffold]

my buddy got his cdl

he will just call us sometimes (hey! been on the road for 13 hours how you doing)

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/transformers-optimus-prime-gif-19969715

[placid sail]

bet it was some schmuck going "they're using self checkout to steal!" and being quickly corrected by the statistics "they gon steal shit either way but using self checkout allows us to cheap out on cashiers even more than we already do"

[spring quail]

me asf

[frail scaffold]

yep, paying wage is infact more costly than just actually having registers of people

[prisma venture]

when i played arma3 yestrday i did commit war crimes on medical tents

[frail scaffold]

and youd think stealing would get a whole lot harder if there wasnt a free lane to just walk out of the store with and "pretend" you scanned shit

[prisma venture]

i feel proud about my self

[simple ore]

feeling proud about being a shitty larper

[prisma venture]

dont care i killed commies

[spring quail]

this is funny at my amazon, you can just scan a $1 bag of chips and walk out with $10 worth of junk food

[prisma venture]

i feel happy

[frail scaffold]

legit

and they act like they can stop us

[simple ore]

"im so cool and edgy"

[spring quail]

which is double funny, they refuse to stock healthy food

[simple ore]

sure bud

[frail scaffold]

also felt this working at a convinient store

[prisma venture]

just becuse i can enjoy game and u dont donst mean u have to be mad at me

[frail scaffold]

literally biked to work but still gaining weight cus all the food is GARBAGEE

[placid sail]

it's puzzling to me they still haven't used some palantir shit to just instantly identify any stealing through cams

[simple ore]

im not mad

[prisma venture]

sure bud

[simple ore]

you're the one trying to sound edgy publicly

[frail scaffold]

they fucking wish

[spring quail]

the healthiest things my amazon breakroom stocks to sell are celsius energy drinks and beef jerky

[prisma venture]

sure bud

mr i hate funn

[placid sail]

but I guess shit still isn't as cheap as making some poor overweight mall cop watch the cams and catch someone once in a blue moon and give everyone a sense of security

[frail scaffold]

and celsius are the farthest you can get from drinks that are good for y ou

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/deo-chud-fat-gif-9984526575344777785

[prisma venture]

mr i cant enjoy games with other people

[frail scaffold]

as much caffiene as like 2 cups of coffee minimum

[prisma venture]

this your pa ?

[simple ore]

that's me

[placid sail]

what were you larping youie

[naive bison]

it's actually real

[prisma venture]

you are black?

[frail scaffold]

this custodian job only pays 1 hour less too

[simple ore]

yes

[prisma venture]

sorry to hear that

[frail scaffold]

sending application

[spring quail]

nobody that looks like this will tell me anything

[simple ore]

yes i know you can feel my pain

[frail scaffold]

wait no fuck i gotta edit my resume

[prisma venture]

[placid sail]

I'm gonna kil you you piece of shit

[naive bison]

a read a bit and i believe the piece is critical

not supportive

[simple ore]

calm down grandpa this isn't the 60s

[placid sail]

what were you larping!

[naive bison]

yeah 100% the guy is right-wing

[simple ore]

larping as what

[spring quail]

shouldn't have been ugly as fuck then

[prisma venture]

u gonna hang haggis

for begin racist

[naive bison]

?

[simple ore]

you sent a whip emote when i said i was black

[naive bison]

?

[placid sail]

ah nvm it was just a part of your banter with someone

[naive bison]

?

[prisma venture]

yes becuse u are preteding to be black u dont know what they felt and thats ultra racist and incentive

[simple ore]

do you even know what i look like

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-walking-whistle-strut-walk-gif-18754152

brainfart at 2am est

[prisma venture]

white

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/run-running-mascot-running-away-gif-15262317

[prisma venture]

male

60kg

[simple ore]

no

[prisma venture]

160cm

[spring quail]

brainfart at 7:47 am est

[simple ore]

ok say everything

but im not 160cm

185

[prisma venture]

damn u grew up since last time i saw u

good for you kid

[placid sail]

I regret to inform you that you're no longer in nightfart, land of blackpilled americans

this is dayfart, land of european battle royale

[spring quail]

i have to work soon, none shall break my spirit

[prisma venture]

also its sunday

so its truly retatrd at this time

[spring quail]

sunday means cowboy day

the hat comes off the rei

finally

[placid sail]

I can hear that guy from yesterday who got really angry over things being unnessecary cowboy-ish screeching in the distance

[frail scaffold]

What

[prisma venture]

a hatz

[frail scaffold]

Who would hate things being cowboy

[spring quail]

please elaborate

[eager igloo]

Lesgooo

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-dutch-dutchvanderlinde-reddeadredemption2-red-dead-gif-304369761711396459

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-rdr2-arthur-morgan-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-27180770

[prisma venture]

gta 6 will be shit

[simple ore]

damn this skateboarding shi is not easy

[prisma venture]

and if rdr3 will be out it will be also shit

[frail scaffold]

Water will be wet

Sand will be dry

[spring quail]

My boots are waiting

[frail scaffold]

Dirt will be dirty

Ahh sentence

[prisma venture]

bro is actual boycow

[placid sail]

I've posted a recipe of "cowboy bacon" which is just candied bacon with peppers, from my beloved chef John, and some guy started screaming over how stupid the trend is of the recipes for "cowboy something" and that the world is doom and he's gonna kill himself and shit himself in a random order

and so I've learned there's a trend for cowboy food, at least

[frail scaffold]

Loser

[spring quail]

he'll love this then

[frail scaffold]

Anyways who wants cowboy chili

[spring quail]

me

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[naive bison]

ram ranch

[spring quail]

this is cowboyfart now

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-time-for-chill-gif-10843089

[spring quail]

fuck off cockrider

we ride horses here

[placid sail]

so how cowboy chili is different from regular chili

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCgAXVoLiP4

[simple ore]

that's for cowgirls

[spring quail]

you make it while wearing a cowboy hat

[placid sail]

based

[spring quail]

save a horse ride a cowboy, they say

fake westerner detected

[placid sail]

he is from africa

[simple ore]

you missed what i was implying
and im not gonna explain it

[placid sail]

he (almost) became american

https://tenor.com/view/africa-toto-i-bless-the-rains-80s-music-hurry-boy-gif-23136885

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/4QKWn4E.png

https://youtu.be/A6qc72gaDeQ?si=aDhYCFHRe3j_PFjm

[bold kettle]

have you seen that one guy making a gta carcer city mod?

[prisma venture]

trow horse into kebab eat it

[spring quail]

i mean they are herbivores

[lapis zinc]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2010139844983525609

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[placid sail]

they call him shifty the room temperature

[spring quail]

its daylight

https://tenor.com/view/oopsies-ohno-gif-25793283

[frail scaffold]

it was the first thing i thought of when i saw these toys and im glad its possible

[prisma venture]

whats up

horse meat is good tho

u should try it

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/tanner-wiseman-destination-fear-squad-cowboy-this-town-gif-17154243

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/ddbrokeback-ddcowboy-ddcowboys-ddcowboycamping-gif-2862024567558167628

[bold kettle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8VC-Jz9bz8A

[placid sail]

wakey wakey wagie, the cowboy dreaming is over, get to work

[naive bison]

another project to be sued 80% through development

[spring quail]

sorry wagecager im wearing my cowboy shit to work

[bold kettle]

yeah most likely, it sucks

[placid sail]

considering I've had quite a few kazakh acquaintances, it's strange that I haven't

[prisma venture]

its really good

[spring quail]

the rest of this vodka bottle is going in a clear water bottle with me to work

[prisma venture]

im not kazakh my self but my buddy from farm used to this homemade kloabsy shit was peak

[placid sail]

I can't eat umamastume or whatever is the fucking name, shifty

[frail scaffold]

im just calling out idgaf

ive only called out once in the last year

https://tenor.com/view/ragebaited-ragebait-rage-bait-rage-baited-guaracord-gif-1491053584965813827

[prisma venture]

tf is that

[placid sail]

well you know, those anime girls that are also horses

[spring quail]

dont say that

[prisma venture]

[spring quail]

that one retard will come back and argue they're all trans

[placid sail]

huh

[prisma venture]

hold on

[spring quail]

you missed it

[prisma venture]

@tidal trellis

fuck u

cunt

[placid sail]

well I guess that's one take out of that whole deal

[tidal trellis]

What did I do?!

[prisma venture]

nothing yet

[tidal trellis]

Wdym "nothing yet" I don't do anything!

[spring quail]

this one guy and i dont remember who said horse = penis haver and nag = vagina haver but nobody in the last 100 years gave a fuck

[prisma venture]

your exsitence is enough

[tidal trellis]

Nice spelling

[placid sail]

so bottom that he goes through the cat door

[prisma venture]

what the fuck are you talkin about go sleep you moron

you are schizo

[tidal trellis]

[spring quail]

#🎪bruh-fart message

[prisma venture]

no

[spring quail]

no fuck you

[prisma venture]

go sleep

ok

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789126354338709516/1459895149780930610/RDT_20260111_140151.mp4?ex=6964f0cf&is=69639f4f&hm=e29d0c5e2eb5038c90f5ea19ad185f376ecbe9abbdc9d8057dfbb003dffa6ef4&

[spring quail]

click the link and tell me im wrong

#🎪bruh-fart message

#🎪bruh-fart message

#🎪bruh-fart message

#🎪bruh-fart message

[placid sail]

ah

[prisma venture]

ah

u need help

[placid sail]

so ballsack deducted this is all a weird thing because he refuses to think that horse could be used to call either gender of the species

I mean this is brainfart level of science, it checks out

[simple ore]

horse is a species

boom

solved

[spring quail]

i might be a lot of things

but wrong i always am

[placid sail]

questionable

[spring quail]

not

[placid sail]

mostly cowboy and a wagie

[simple ore]

only real thing you said

[placid sail]

yeah that was a critical separation of the sentence

[prisma venture]

horse = kebab

[spring quail]

comedic separation

[simple ore]

nah

you fucked up

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/clint-eastwood-byebye-gif-943587070349455517

you wouldnt get it

[simple ore]

yea im not that retarded

[placid sail]

youyou.

[simple ore]

never said i wasn't retarded

[placid sail]

you're the portrait in the dictionary book on the article of the word "retard"

[spring quail]

I’ve had this much potato juice

[simple ore]

and you are for the word "pretentious"

[spring quail]

the rest is going to work with me

[frail scaffold]

vodka is made from potatoes?

[placid sail]

damn I made it in the dictionary too

hell yeah

[narrow lotus]

@coarse bear do you look asian

[spring quail]

do you look fat

[placid sail]

iedy is feeling freaky today

[pseudo robin]

Winning on the eastern front @prisma venture

[prisma venture]

lets go show pic

[pseudo robin]

Having a dart one sec

[spring quail]

canadian?

die

[pseudo robin]

No

Kill yourself

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/america-truck-patriot-murica-gif-26712418

[coarse bear]

Ye

[quaint ore]

you can see the intelligence of that person by just looking at the car behind him

[placid sail]

no dry don't encourage him

[frail scaffold]

the anti american in my body dissipating when a canadian or french person enters chat

[placid sail]

he's gonna give you a bad touch

[coarse bear]

Can't steal my copper, it's all optic fibre now

[prisma venture]

u like horse meat?

[spring quail]

anyone says they're having a dart or asks to go for a dart

kill them

[coarse bear]

Eh

[prisma venture]

its good

[placid sail]

no he's gonna touch you vro

why do you think he's asking if you're asian!

think dry!

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/lifeindolltown/status/2010293640325947573

Welcome to Doll Town (@lifeindolltown)

POV: The main character of your horror game is done being scared and goes WWE style 😤 #IndieGame

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[naive bison]

wasn't silent hill F universally panned for making a horror game into elden ring?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-flip-table-flipping-on-table-ishowspeed-flip-on-table-gif-18163381394730926503

[pseudo robin]

not even winter 1941 1.7 million german losses

[prisma venture]

from where the fuck u got 400 divisions

[pseudo robin]

the power of the soviet people

[prisma venture]

show me your temaplte

[quaint ore]

thats just ussr gameplay

[naive bison]

if only you knew how bad things really are, hitler

[prisma venture]

@pseudo robin

[pseudo robin]

it's probably ass this is only my like 4th game

[prisma venture]

its okey show

[pseudo robin]

@prisma venture

idk if that's good but it's working

lots of arty anti air and medium tanks

[prisma venture]

if it works

sure

but u gotta watch more of them tutorials

this is

well

me and my lad are watchin it rn and we are suprised u are wining

[coarse bear]

@naive bison get on it

[naive bison]

get on this

https://tenor.com/view/dr-d-crouch-grab-get-serious-dr-disrespect-2time-back-to-back-gif-16886108

[pseudo robin]

really whats wrong with it

[prisma venture]

hold on

[coarse bear]

Sorry, I'm over 18

[naive bison]

HEY

he didn't try to cheat on his wife only with a minor

he did it with adult women too

his wife is scum too

[spring quail]

There’s no more going to sleep tonight

[quaint ore]

man, might aswell start doing this myself

[pale ingot]

cybertruck

[spring quail]

AHHH

OHHH

THATS HOT

[simple ore]

?

[naive bison]

husband cheats on her with multiple women
stays with him
husband gets exposed trying to cheat on her with a minor
still stays with him

like i said - scum

[simple ore]

she's not as bad as him

wouldn't call her scum
maybe he gaslit her or some shi

[prisma venture]

@pseudo robin

this are good for mp

[naive bison]

didn't say she was
justs said she was scum

i didnt call her a pedophile

just called her scum for staying with a pedophile

[simple ore]

scum is a bit too strong for this situation

[naive bison]

she's there for that pedo bag

[prisma venture]

the first one is good becuse its cheap and good for what is it used for

[naive bison]

just like she was for that bag after he cheated on her with multiple women

[simple ore]

weren't they married before he started streaming

[naive bison]

nah it's exactly 100% appropriate

[spring quail]

i LOVE hanging complicit parties

[naive bison]

she's a grown ass adult

[naive bison]

so?

[simple ore]

wouldn't say chasing the bag

they have kids so there's that too

[naive bison]

what the fuck do you describe it as then?

[naive bison]

infidelity is grounds for divorce

with distribution of assets

[prisma venture]

also this is meta asf

[naive bison]

especially when he fucking admits live on video for everybody to see

[simple ore]

never heard from her
again maybe she's misinformed / gaslit

who tf knows

[naive bison]

nah she's just scum

[simple ore]

ok

[naive bison]

maybe Ghislain Maxwell just didnt know about Jeff

she was gaslit

[simple ore]

insane comparison

you are actually retarded beyond belief

[naive bison]

maybe it was exaggerated for comedic effect

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/814962822286802955/1190183323721535518/joe_biden.gif

[pseudo robin]

what in the goddamn

[prisma venture]

yeah

meta

[spring quail]

WHERE I COME FROM

ITS CORN BREAD AND CHICKEN

https://tenor.com/view/playing-the-guitar-alan-jackson-livin-on-love-song-strumming-jamming-gif-20855875

LORD they're gonna hate me today

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26F3iZYbLNI&t

@spring quail

[spring quail]

the ronnie milsap song is the only one i know and like

IM A PRISONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

OF THE HIGHWAY

DIESEL POWERED

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-chudjak-dancing-dancing-chud-gif-6914789597436312403

[spring quail]

18 WHEELS FOR ROLLING

AS I

PULL IT ON TO THE INTERSTATE

https://tenor.com/view/ronnie-milsap-gif-11004210388325451057

https://tenor.com/view/smokey-and-the-bandit-ein-ausgekochtes-schlitzohr-schneemann-snowman-truck-gif-16034797693067994347

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-scream-loud-grito-gif-10730423

[spring quail]

DRIVEN ON BY MY RESTLESS SOUL

CAAAAAAAAAAALLL ME A PRISONER OF THE HIGHWAAAY

IMPRISONED BY THE FREEDOM OF THE ROOOOOOOOOOAD

[placid sail]

I AM FREEEEEE

I HAD A TRIPLE POUNDER AND MAYOOO WITH PICKLEEEES

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXwRDsXCF-w

https://tenor.com/view/plankton-sreaming-gif-22386017

[placid sail]

OIL FREEDOM GODDAMN IMMIGRANTS

AMERICAAAAA

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/गायन-spongebob-spongebob-squarepants-चिल्लाना-गिटारबजाओ-gif-19073168

[fleet silo]

🇺🇸

Greatest country God could create

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSH7wmGntfo

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH ROCK ME MOMMA

[deep topaz]

Eliminating theft also eliminates the security budget. Can't have that

[grizzled meadow]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-spaghetti-ai-eating-gif-2796300478009311884

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-stare-you-will-pay-for-your-crimes-silly-sea-animal-gif-17625369597744969252

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

[placid sail]

americans avert your eyes

[deep topaz]

Holy googly moogly

[deep topaz]

Uncle Phil got out of jail

[pale ingot]

come on man you doin too much

boob too big

[deep topaz]

That's not a selfie, ham

[stark gull]

Too big

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/will-smith-eating-spaghetti-will-smith-spaghetti-ai-gif-12546117032276153065

Actually crazy how we went from there to here

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/larry-lakaka-lobotomisateur-oupigoupi-gif-11572226876400324855

[stark gull]

What are we guys thinking? Scam or real?

[primal kayak]

Real

[stark gull]

I think scam

[primal kayak]

Zoom in on the "yellow" part

[drifting mantle]

There are three circles

[deep topaz]

Real. The blue lines being replaced with black makes it look yellow

[stark gull]

Try using fill tool

[primal kayak]

That would mean pausing minecraft

[stark gull]

You're already on dickscord

[primal kayak]

Yeah on mobile

[deep topaz]

This guy isn't running discord in minecraft through a Redstone pc

It's over

[stark gull]

Point and laugh

[primal kayak]

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/por-nuv-gif-2603817387787382387

[deep topaz]

Playing MC, make a Redstone PC, play MC on said PC, make Redstone PC, continue

[storm stream]

Imagine the backpain. She'd have to lounge all day if she was real

[deep topaz]

She could wear suspenders clipped to the bottom of her bra

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/freya-danmachi-anime-talk-gif-17615843

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819498732973588501/1457409285515513868/Gosha_nod_fast.gif

[placid sail]

@spring quail oh look it's you

[grizzled meadow]

If yellow = scam, then scam

It's white

[placid sail]

I was initially thinking that it's a bit bold even for russians to sell the same game FOR THE THIRD TIME

but quick skimming through footage showed that they did manage to remake it in a significant way again

https://tenor.com/view/still-same-different-but-gif-19820340

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/403679409954881538/1456678756184752188/image.png

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

I'm playing something, shoo!

[pale ingot]

never goon

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-zzz-sad-gif-15559419337247447471

[tidal trellis]

Do not.

[pale ingot]

hi twink

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/flop-flops-flops-around-gif-27119484

[pale ingot]

alr im gonna start days gone again which difficulty preset boys

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/ultron-marvel-rivals-goon-goon-squad-ultron-marvel-rivals-gif-7451777040770211991

[pale ingot]

i was thinking of playing without a hud on this game just cause it seemed fun

and ive already played it before even though i havent finished it

fuck it lets do no hud, big dick only

[deep topaz]

Days gone is really easy if you don't suck

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/dripping-cock-no-way-in-hell-can-anyone-replicate-this-drip-drip-dripping-dripped-too-hard-gif-25616534

[pale ingot]

truthnuke this game isnt all that in difficulty

anyway i started a save on survival 2

time to see if the absence of a hud is gonna be bad or not

[deep topaz]

I ordered some new cotton socks that'll be here tomorrow. Can't wait

[tidal trellis]

Let flop play game in peace!!

[deep topaz]

Flop is the estranged son of the Tito lineage hiding out in SeraJevo

[tidal trellis]

the what of who lineage and where now?

[deep topaz]

He did not deny me

It is true

[tidal trellis]

I have no idea what you're talking about

or what that is

[pale ingot]

twink out

[tidal trellis]

not a thing!!!

[broken sand]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AeVcw0NbcWs

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608300269054197773/1442676079302279168/asphyxiezgeg.gif

[deep topaz]

https://youtu.be/BddiRSsA70Q?si=98KG7cHll0Ah6a4w

Fighting games boil my blood but this guy actually sucks

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkovтарковсбэуреализм-gif-27494050

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/chis-marie-i-do-that-gif-13535628

[deep topaz]

LTG sure does like the term remedial

[eager igloo]

Is it Louis

[placid sail]

oh my goodness you dirty rat

[naive bison]

"Vice" is a perfect name for a publication to post this fucking degenerate drivel

[tepid pebble]

all they post is drivel

[stoic girder]

What the fuck!?

[tidal trellis]

Man I love it when I get hit with a freeze in a loading screen

[tepid pebble]

its real btw

[stoic girder]

2016, peak degen era.

[tepid pebble]

2016 is 10 years ago 💀

[primal rapids]

We're closer to 2050 than we are to 2000

[wooden harbor]

imagine how crazy the world will be in 2050 weeee

[pale ingot]

well its vice. of course its vice

its always vice

have you seen the shit vice posts

literally just went on their yt page

[stark gull]

Don't they do Chinese propaganda now?

[placid sail]

judging by how it's going for a good, good while, we'd have trivial idiotic problems and strife caused by trivial idiotic people

and some tech

[wooden harbor]

well yeah the strong doing what they can and the weak suffering what they must wont ever change

i wonder how much more of the planet will be deindustrialized because they cant afford it and how dysfunctional some societies will be because of the fucked up age pyramids we have

the age pyramids will fix themselves eventually of course, but that will take like a century i bet

[placid sail]

cybernetic Trump junior is waging war against european khalifate for reasons the voices in head invented while everyone is gigapoor and AI slop is now in absolutely everything because not even a medical professional could convince CEOs that nobody needs that shit

[wooden harbor]

the medical professional will be trained on AI slop lol

[placid sail]

I always considered cyberpunk style future dystopias as bland and narrow as fuck and it turned out to be spot on

[wooden harbor]

cyberpunk futures assume too much cheap energy imo. i expect things to be waaay more low tech some with high tech sprinkled about

if fusion power stops being 20 years away perpetually maybe ill be wrong tho

[placid sail]

it's plausible

what matter it has if there's super cheap energy or some other resource of plenty if it's all hogged by some moron musk

or other elite creature

[sacred mountain]

ngl lowk i want the cyberpunk universe where the net is dead and everyone uses punch cards

because of how bloated everything is now

[primal rapids]

I mean at that point of the cyberpunk universe they were also facing mass starvation

[wooden harbor]

well if their greed demands world domination as it usually does, then they need to spread that energy out some just to achieve their goals so you can always expect some of it being used by other people, sometimes in ways the great baron doesn't know about 🙂

[wooden harbor]

oh yeah topsoil loss doesn't sleep. that's a fun subject....

[pale ingot]

mmmm sand

[placid sail]

funny thing is, there's already, in real life, successful cases of heavily automated, close circuit hydroponics indoors farms, namely Netherlands have a huge ass lucrative complex

uses less water, a lot less pesticides, more effective than traditional agriculture

it doesn't contradict the "everyone starving" cybercuck scenario, mind you

[wooden harbor]

well at least some of the more affluent societies will be able to eat sill

[placid sail]

easy to imagine prosperous part of population having those and not lowlifes

though arguably

if lowlifes in said cybercuck are able to jurry rig a lot of shit to their benefit, having some shoddy makeshift hydroponics should be doable too

[wooden harbor]

cuz u can bet ur ass that kind of arrangement wont just be built anywhere since it has a lot of high tech demands

[placid sail]

but I guess it's why the setting never really pulled me

it's a lot less a view into a dystopia and mostly "GTA but cyberfuture" kind of shit

and I find GTA fucking boring

san andreas was fire, but it was in XIX century

[placid sail]

not really, surprisingly

imagine a bozo having a secret growbox for weed in his attic

that's pretty much it plus some extra and larger if you're scaling

[wooden harbor]

i have read about the journey to finding ways to use less pesticide in indoor growing and thankfully that came down mostly just finding the right things to feed plants (amino acids) to make them stronger so they didnt need pesticide usually. that knowledge at least will be useful even if resource scarcity is a major issue

[placid sail]

I guess Cuck City in particular is not the case for such display

it's supposed to be a pretty opulent city and there's plenty of food in game and so on

[placid sail]

it's also much easier to control any sort of infestation because it's, well, indoors

some bug attacking your crop on a traditional farm plot, shit sucks but that's life

if some insects or fungal strain gets in your closed circuit indoor farm, that's on you

[wooden harbor]

idk it cuts both ways. indoors the pest is not bound by any natural negative feedback systems so it is also unbound in a sense

[deep topaz]

Flop my beloved

[placid sail]

it doesn't really get that bad in a proper indoors system because it's monitored

[narrow lotus]

@vale sand

such a high iq meme i dont know either

[placid sail]

not like a farmer coming to field once a day, but literal cameras with AI hooked into it

and smaller indoors production without such surveillance is usually small enough to not lose a shitton of something gets it

[vale sand]

c++ => fast but complex
python => slow but easy

that's the joke

[placid sail]

still, I assume it's very rare to happen either way, much easier to control indoors

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/american-psycho-patrick-bateman-willem-dafoe-nod-nodding-gif-25124650

[placid sail]

you've been visited by the spirit of mostly moral coding

type in "guten abend, herr blood" and get a lucky charm of indian online scam immunity for three months

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

[prisma venture]

time for nother playtrough of kcd2

[pale ingot]

HE'S PULLING HIS SWORD OUT

https://tenor.com/view/hispullinhhiskokout-asu-memek-bangsat-gif-24915856

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[sacred mountain]

wdym mostly moral 😭

[wooden harbor]

mostly oral*

[placid sail]

hey I'm giving him a praise but let's stay realistic

[bold kettle]

Geneva Convention friendly C

[wooden harbor]

yeh if the swat pulls up, just walk out bare ass naked. they will be too busy laughing to shoot you

[prisma venture]

man

i love this game

[pale ingot]

im over here daysing my gone

[prisma venture]

never played that game

[pale ingot]

its a good game

[pale ingot]

im playing on like

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gif-25605273

[pale ingot]

MAX difficulty

straight evil diff

i have a baseball bat and melee weapons in this game have a durability meter

literally 1 zombie takes 50% durability off my bat to kill

[prisma venture]

i have to try it sometime

[pale ingot]

when you break a weapon on a zombie im pretty sure it does an execution though

so thats kinda cool

[deep topaz]

the only weapon you have that can't break is the boot knife

[pale ingot]

i know

[deep topaz]

damage is pitiful

[pale ingot]

it takes like 9 combos to kill one zombie

im doing a lil bit of stealth first though because i cant handle 50 zombies

what the helly

[void anvil]

https://youtube.com/shorts/q0rYmFuhoTI?si=LURNe_frPVSUPsbY

[deep topaz]

2031

[prisma venture]

its great to be back at home

[pale ingot]

i havent played kcd2 im still on kcd1 ngl

[prisma venture]

also great game

[pale ingot]

i wanna play kcd2 because i heard the smithing mechanics are better

only thing you get to do in the first one is like, sharpening

[prisma venture]

in first one there is no smithing

[pale ingot]

which is still a big money making method 2nd only to stripping your opponents and selling their clothing

[prisma venture]

they didnt had time and money

but in 2 game they have all they wanted

its truly peak

and the story

[pale ingot]

that sounds

peak

[prisma venture]

im gonna cum

[pale ingot]

in the first one im still early game

[prisma venture]

take your time

dont rush

otherwise u gonna get fucked

[pale ingot]

i stopped doing main quest after the mission where you have to find that chud from the farm with the coal burners

[prisma venture]

ahhh

yeah

redhead

[pale ingot]

and just ended up stroking it with hans capon

[prisma venture]

[pale ingot]

did the one mission where like

you go with him to the rattay baths and get drunk as shit

[prisma venture]

hahahah

arch n balls

[pale ingot]

ive also been routinely drinking and stealing booze

hahaa arse n balls

[prisma venture]

yeah

u can finish kcd1 as virgin btw

there is achivment for it

[onyx phoenix]

KCD1 rocks and 2 beats it by a mile, enjoy them

[pale ingot]

i had one playthrough that i also didnt finish and it ended early but that one was a LITTLE further

[prisma venture]

yeah

[pale ingot]

i am not leaving henry a virgin

[prisma venture]

[pale ingot]

i dont make the rules i just cant leave him pussy-less

[prisma venture]

and i think kcd2 has the best soundtrack and music in hole of game industry

[pale ingot]

i also like

just went with longswords again

[prisma venture]

in this playtrough i wanna go mace/axe only

langsward is easy

[pale ingot]

ok but i feel like the other ones dont really even have master strikes

like

[prisma venture]

in kcd2 true

[pale ingot]

atleast in kcd1

the other weapon types have maybe 3 master strikes which in all fairness is enough

but longswords and shortswords have like 5

[prisma venture]

yeah

its easy tho

in kcd1 just pres Q to win

[pale ingot]

which key was q i already forgot

block?

[prisma venture]

in kcd2 right click

in kcd1 its Q

[pale ingot]

yeah the whole combat sort of revolves around parrying your opponent ive noticed

like most of the time if i attack first i just get slimed out

maybe when i get a high enough skill level its not gonna be that bad but right now it is

also on the topic of skill levels the difference is so noticeable going from 0 to even 5

[prisma venture]

for me

fight is for the dumb

u need to master the art of dice!

[pale ingot]

and i havent leveled skills up to 20 ever yet but i can imagine im gonna be like a thermonuclear bomb compared to low levels

[prisma venture]

yup

[pale ingot]

im already 3v1ing bandit chuds rn too

but to be fair those arent high level opponents

cumans or stronger bandits will kill me

[frail scaffold]

do yall know how to remove old steam family libraries

[prisma venture]

no idea

[pale ingot]

kill

[frail scaffold]

i dont got access to their games anymore but their names are still there its annoying

[prisma venture]

KGB

first dice game

[pale ingot]

i genuinely suck at the dice game

[onyx phoenix]

You're farkin hard

[pale ingot]

big time

that or im not good enough

not lucky enough

gotta start finding those good dice and stealing them

[onyx phoenix]

You can get loaded dice

[prisma venture]

just get gut

need to know how to dice

u have to be born with that skill

[pale ingot]

i already did steal a few from the skalitz refugees from that quest that has you brawl with them

i like how i was in that fucking quest like

literally fully armored up chainmail and everything

against peasants

they dealt no damage to me bro..

[frail scaffold]

nvm i figured it out it was cus i had a game installed from them still somehow

[prisma venture]

[pale ingot]

they dont know im here

[naive bison]

what game

[pale ingot]

days gone

just started a new save

the bike is loud as SHIITTT when its unupgraded

and i accidentally went too close to the bandit settlement and alerted all of them

ok theyre dead and im unhurt

[deep topaz]

because bikers (during before apocalypse time) are attention seekers who want all nearby bikers to cream their pants at their loud bikes

[pale ingot]

true but also the bike you have at the start gets turned into scrap almost instantly, mad max game style

and you get a shitmobile to replace it, mad max game style

that you have to then upgrade

[deep topaz]

I done played the game before

I know how it go

[pale ingot]

im currently just running the starter pistol and the crossbow which i really fucking hate

the arrow is too slow to actually reliably hit shit i swear

ok i actually cant get within 100 meters of a human settlement they will hear me so fast

accursed shitbike

[deep topaz]

gotta hoof it

[pale ingot]

not gooning anymore? yeah

[narrow lotus]

@coarse bear how is s2

after the patches

never played it past release

[naive bison]

vasectomy

[thick wadi]

samesies

got softlocked on a quest week 2 and never came back

kek

[simple ore]

the game is more than a year old
how is week 2 relevant

[narrow lotus]

well it had a lot of updates + dlc im waiting for the CNPP one to give it a go again

[simple ore]

same
im waiting for the dlc
and more mods

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

teddy boy is back

and also the last survivor of my friend group

[eager igloo]

You live in a bog?

[prisma venture]

What bog?

[eager igloo]

The one you sent

[prisma venture]

I guess i do

[fossil swan]

Guess whos back back back

[pale ingot]

my goat kaczynski

im really curious to know if b42 added bullet crafting

via all the new crafting methods

would be lit

along with you know, makeshift guns if possible

maybe hoping for a lot there

[deep topaz]

if they added blacksmithing, but not the ability to create bullet tips, we riot

[pale ingot]

or we mod it in

[fossil swan]

there should alr be a b42 mod to craft bullets

and blacksmithing iirc

[pale ingot]

but honestly like late smithing should have gunsmithing and bullet making as an option

why have gun skills if not

and im not saying gunsmithing as in build a whole ass m4a1 out of rocks im saying like pipe gun tier shit

[deep topaz]

an ape could make bullet tips. just make a mold from one bullet, melt lead (very easy to do), pour in

done

[fossil swan]

or copper

copper jackets are better than lead jackets but harder to melt

copper pierces more

[deep topaz]

you're fighting zombies

what do you need to pierce

[simple ore]

line them up and pierce

[pale ingot]

actually the whole cartridge would be doable i think

brass foil cartridges

this kind of bullet

[high wing]

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[pale ingot]

only issue now is getting gunpowder

[deep topaz]

brass would be a little more difficult to find, aside from melting cartridges

[deep topaz]

no music stores where you can get trombones

[simple ore]

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[pale ingot]

point still stands, there are methods to make entire bullets

without like modern methods

or we just start making muskets idk

[fossil swan]

could alloy it if you know the percentages

[coarse bear]

Pretty good

[fossil swan]

also could always make steel casings

steel is more abundant literally everywhere

5.45x39 has a few steel case series for example

[coarse bear]

Been playing since the 8th

[fossil swan]

brass is just lighter

[pale ingot]

rn im just thinking like

what would be doable in the primitive-medieval crafting stations they added in b42

[deep topaz]

sledgehammers

maces

throwing knives

[pale ingot]

pulling up to the function with a macuahuitl

[deep topaz]

nothin easier than a big metal ball on a stick

[pale ingot]

and it's effective!

i do wonder how the electrical skill in pz would be implemented late game

the only source i can think of for electrical related stuff when all else is gone is the occasional zombie that has a digital watch or the like

oh huh they have a way to make coins

the possibility of an actual currency system is neat

[naive bison]

brother genuinely so excited he's using exclamation points

[fossil swan]

damn

[pale ingot]

whar

[fossil swan]

this chat makes me want to go play pz now

[pale ingot]

naur

[fossil swan]

imma go customs

instead

[naive bison]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1459543088635576442/4x_2.avif

[pale ingot]

gg\

ok so they have armorsmithing and swordsmithing implemented

you can make axes, sledgehammers, pickaxes alla that

spikes on a stick

[pale ingot]

balls on a stick

[deep topaz]

perfect