#🎪bruh-fart
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that plus coin shot and you did full damage with a shotgun to even some of the tankier stuff in game
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i want some fuckin cole slaw
is it because hes black?
in all my life ive never heard a person say they want coleslaw willingly
coleslop
I’ll ask my yaoi guy
gimme that fuckin cole slaw
Freak
POV: You are below 25% hp toplane
Good coleslaw goes so hard
Has to be tangy with way too much black pepper
Shit coleslaw is way too watery
you have a yaoi guy?
i aint gonna lie im a fat fuck but theres like certain verggies and what not if its like broccoli soup id die for that shit
green bean casserole with bacon
i wish i could eat veggies without wanting to die
i cannot eat green beans either
i dunno how ppl do it
ive seen ppl eat em with nothing on it
Fresh or canned?
do you know how badly i wish i could eat veggies without wanting to throw up
neither
Brussel sprouts?
icant say if i ever tried
roasted brussel sprouts seasoned like fries are so fucking good
like with carrots even with dressing i have to eat small bits
but if its like peas and carrots in fried rice
ill eat it all day
Brussel sprouts, bit of butter in a pan, garlic powder, cayenne, black pepper, roast em a bit
or even white rice
ill have to look into it
i'll throw a whole bag in the airfryer and eat em like snacks
Worst form of brussel sprouts is boiling them
I like em, goes really well in soups too
Or the crisps
i want to stop being fat why does my body hate healthy
main thing im focusing cutting out is sugary drinks
Habit and too much cravings probably
either water, water flavor or if i absolutely need a drink diet drinks
Thats fine. Go get some of these off amazon
my mom said when i was little i would eat veggies like it was nothing then just one day i would not eat it no matter what
i wonder if its still like a taste bud thing
you know how ppl cant eat cilentro cause it tastes like soap
how SOME ppl*
Its prob your tastebuds just craving sugar
probably
Those go hard too
Or if you want sweet, try some brown sugar glazed carrots
Not healthy really, but at least its carrots
I love roasted asparagus
healthier than eating a burger from a fast food joint
Or make some tomato sandwiches
asparagus the one i dont like
Toast, mayo, sandwich, salt and pepper
i love these things
And tomato
Squash and zucchini
Or eating those little cherry tomatos
my mom used to call those little bursts of sunshine
fried green tomatoes my goat
you cant fool me thats a chicken patty
why is it green
not all tomatoes are red
Well, they should be.
i cant help you
I don't need your help.
you have to get the eptymology plant science degree or whatever
Keep eating green slop.
Watermelon with tajin 
What are plants even for?
Roasted sweet potatos are great too
I can get my oxygen from a can.
Peak lazy meal
fuck i gotta put my stickers on my water bottle
Wrong
Cantaloupe with Tajin
i will have to try this
I'll have to try that
ive only had chilled salted watermelon
Honeydew gets too much hate imo
I think the most watermelon ive consumed in one sitting is 2lbs
I love grilled Brussel Sprout with Honey and Vinegar
I think its Balsamic vinegar Brussel Sprout
Then pan grilled it
Or air fried is good
Let it char a bit
🔥
Need to try this
I hate when people do this to brussel sprouts
When its all crisp, no bite and just flaky bullshit
Totally ruins it
just eat kale at that point
If you want it to be even better
After taking it off, topple it with some dried parm cheese
I spent years thinking mangos were supposed to have a black pepper taste to them
Ah hell yeh
Grilled asparagus
Im surprised you just tasted different and ya kno
Not having a respiratory complication as a reaction
Nah. It still tasted like mango, just a slight black pepper bite to it
I love reading the news 
No other allergic reaction?
Nope. I think it has something to do with being allergic to the skin
Just not in a medical emergency way
295 million artificial gypsies
Hi it me gypsie
youtube, what?
Carnotaurus for sure
yo someone verify this real quick
there is no fucking shot 4 tablespoons of salt would kill you
The coleslaw vault is ready
the grimy ass box fan really brings it all together
yeah im a chem main, how could you tell
you put coleslaw in there I'm killing you
Surprised iedy isnt tagged in this
nota more like frota
What
The ai psychosis is taking me
I see swirls in the fur
NOTHING IS SAFE
i see what you mean
its just cat sitting on countertop
It is sticker time
unholy optic
that things a damn gimmick sonny
all we need is a 3.4x machinegunner scope
It was not supposed to be an optic lol
I think it was a FLIR monocular irl
Like thing that Hunters used
we got it on the rail now
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i waunt it
tfw no solid eye in 2025
meooooooowwww
every guide says if theres a moose near you move away but this dude is literally petting a moose
which makes sense but i wonder if this moose was just really curious or this guy got really REALLY lucky
every guide treats it as if it was a polar bear
yeah aint got no horns
lucky because moose are evil
and im assuming no kids near it
when a random comes in with a nazi profile picture
fuggin idiot
Idjit
That bear is food.
I was playing CDDA once.. I had a moose come out of nowhere while I was driving, go through my passenger door, hit me and sent me flying out the driver side door, then I just watched my car drive away with it in it while I'm barely alive
Just curious. It was showing aggression though, lol.
That will almost never happen if that cow had a calf.
Or if it was a bull.
You'll see that happen in areas where their territories overlap with people. Think of those friendly deer who stroll by your property for food.
i wish a year's worth of meat would just walk up to my house
Do that enough and soon only ones that are alive are the ones that will gore you.
I wouldn't eat any deer that's basically become a pet. Too much risk.
deer can't gore me if i shoot it with federal powershok from 200 yards
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behold
Kind bars are nice
Big... floppy...
Ears....
Yo where did you get the godzilla sticker
I need more band stickers to plaster on my truck
sounds about right
/ weather lake charles
@narrow lotus @pale ingot ba ninge la voi
o sa inceapa la noi
everything except ted being there is legit just from Super Godzilla on the snes
I remember yeah
ploaie cu polei 
❌
Ploua de rupe acum
gg
la noi ninge
went once, got order 15, they went up to 36 before calling my order (after a hour)

mcdonalds is ass anyway
you really waited that long without saying anything
they named a lake after charlie kirk
Do you really need 3 trauma shears
do other countries' mcdonalds also have the beeping noises? I forgor
i asked three times bro
i was just getting shit for my brother i dislik3 mcdonalds
Dual wield trauma shears
and apparently it took longer than the guybwho ordered 4 bags worth of shit
no but whats wrong with having extras
i could lose one
retard swinging around safety scissors
mega chud
emulsified meat
stupid ass
what the FUCK happens in One Piece
Why is Zoro using a scythe?
the guy he was fighting dropped his weapon while he lost his 3rd sword
he later gets it back
(wano kuni arc)
I only remember watching his backstory episode on tv
and seeing him pick ALL THE SWORDS out of the bucket like a dork
its a fun watch with godawful pacing
Bunyu
I couldnt imagine watching anime
high highs and crushingly low lows
How can u even watch One Piece
people make fun of dragon ball for spending 5 episodes screaming
Isnt it like
I don't have the patience for it and FRIEREN FRIDAY IS NEXT FUCKING WEEK
1000 episodes

i started a few years ago
within 6 months i caught up, then i just wait for another 100 episodes to release before picking it back up
I mean yeh
i get real high and drunk while watching it
I remember watching like 3 episodes on CN because I had nothing else to watch
And all Goku did when fighting Frieza was charging up
Screaming
For like idk 24 minutes
there's like a new one piece anime coming out in the style of dragon ball z kai where it's cut down with way less filler
it's just called "The One Piece"
supposed to be 260 or 290 episodes idr
I need to watch Inuyasha
SHEIIIIT
Lets fucking go
i miss jojo fridays
back when part 4 was getting animated my friend would come over after school after we stopped by mcdonalds and we'd watch the new episode
peak
I swear the worst feeling imo is reading Jojolion while sick
First show i ever watched was Death note
I tried to read it when I had covid
And holy idk what was going on
I do not understand shits
I can't stand it now, but its a classic
Idk
I found Steel Ball Run was even more confusing
Like the story was like
Blah blah blah
Blah blah blah
GEOMETRIC GOLDEN CIRCLE SHITS
AND
Blah blah blah
JESUS CHRIST
I cant believe Jesus was a Jojo
Kinda makes sense if you think about it
Jesus, son of Joseph
Brain fog reading jojos sounds good if you don't count on remembering any of it
me neither
I might wait another 20 years to read it fully
Johnny Joestar has the most wildest death imo
rock
No his head didnt get crushed by a rock because it fell on him
He moved into the rock
And the rock crushed his head
It was weird
You know what I need to read next time I am sick and under painkiller effect?
Baki
chuddy dookie arc
baki is the most wack thing ive ever read
at one point a guy just walked through bulletproof glass by using his aura
the imaginary tea party
@spring quail
Just say you don't respect Oden, mf
huh
alo
nerden
yo mommaden
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$0.71
2016
61
0.71 cents
purchased
Two loaves of bread, Mixed reviews?
was this like an xbox live arcade game or something
So you didn't enjoy the game even though it was dirt cheap, but you feel bad about leaving a bad review?

not reading allat just say game bad
"Get game on discount" is the tl;dr
But even then why bother when it'll just gather dust in the forever backburner pile
I already have games like that, including games that are taken off Steam
discord elysium for me
main one i bought and never touched
hdd?
i have an unholy backlog
You have unholy keyboard
not as bad as my g15 by a mile
I've seen how dirty that thing is
at least this is just dust and hair follicles
my g15 was...
i want a g910 again
I like the snowberry one
you can buy an ai-2 just without the fun part in it
10/10 post right there
this and a last stand as my loved ones escape
eyeball scientist
Please be turkish made
They should add a screen somewhere there so I could watch tiktok while killing people
i saw a video somewhere of some aussies hunting with a pump action 300blk
ar15*
Are the olive trees native to the area?
Why does hoi4 have to have 300,000 dlc
Money
Aren't they all just "Hey, you wanna play as this country specifically? We've got a DLC for it :)"
Pretty much
You don't need to buy all of them.
Good ol' American/European Truck/Train Sim model
Which ones do i need
Which ever you want, you control the buttons you press.

No Step Back is probably good for the tank upgrades.
I'd guess "just try base for now"
Also By Blood Alone.
probably a Taipan X
I don't care if Paradox ships a sloppy toppy with each country, $30 per DLC is retarded
Sadly pump action AR look alikes are growing more popular up here in canada as well
@spring quail
Sadly?
You mean basedly and chadly
they are growing more popular because they banned all the fuckin semi autos.

Back to muskets.

so yes. Sadly.
@spring quail check the community discussion
before running the game
it will crash
there are, i shit you not, less than 5 models of 5.56 semi auto still left legal in canada.
and they are pretty well all turkshit clones of old italian rifles based on shotgun operating systems
Break open the breech of your Glock 19
Insert a clip of ammo
Close breech
Shoot
Rack the pump
Shoot
and they are universally fucking horrid.
I own a smoothbore musket for home defence
Hoi4?
We all know which ONE DLC you need 
Idk i just got it the other week
buddy if it gets to that point i will either be out of a job or in prison for [my lawyer has advised i not finish this sentence]
Götterdämmerung

Twilight of the Gods
-#
Translated from :flag_de: German to :flag_gb: English
I tried doing the ussr but i got my shit pushed in during barbarossa
I kinda suck at this game
It's the name of the DLC! 
Mf you can link Steam games here
(exceptions include sex games, shut up)
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@pseudo robin
"Nah nah, think about, you have your standard off-market guns already in the Zone, GAMMA lore say the importation of guns are now banned by the UN. But high level veteran STALKERs, Mercs, and Monolith still are getting all this cool custom shit... thanks to mods... so... modders are in-lore gun runners. Like a Chernobyl episode of Lord of War!
Stupid shit, but I love the hilarity of it! 🤣"
- Most stable Tarkov dickhead in GAMMA gun mod threads
i mean
Also, @prisma venture I bet you have this one
litteral black ops teams and PMC groups who are themselves smuggled into the zone bringing in kit with them? and them being the source of actually modern kit? yeah that tracks.
Didn't know autism was that expensive

am i off base here?
You're taking the "UN gun ban" too seriously
Have you seen people who are into medieval larping? Or Warhammer Fans?
Autism is expensive af
It's literally a lazy excuse for a "lore" reason as for why GAMMA has gun and armour trading off by default
I know the minis are measured in gold
shove a light pole up this man's ass
i mean no shit.
If we never had that reason, we'd have fewer questions about it
But I'm not autistic enough to look into it
"Why no gun buy"
"I said so"
Same
But I know it exists
"make game harder"
"I like it that way"
"grug like hard"
sup fuckersss
Yes. Israel and palestine are both flush with olive trees. Remember the mount of olives from the bibble?
but it being lampshading aside, if you are actually engaging with the "lore" at face value then yeah i makes sense mercs and isg would be where the good shit is. them and the military.
as if anyone listens to the UN 
im just gonna steal that before it gets removed real quick
love reading a particular author and noticing the mfer will not stop using a particular word or turn of phrase they like
They created their worst enemy.
like what
Reading translated Chinese novels 
Gamma players at their finest
My favourite is maos little red book
fiction enjoyer
In GAMMA, the traders do, even Monolith and Sin :)
stop talking about gamma this is BRAINFART
When we gonna get stalker alpha and beta
UN: War has now rules!
Everyone: Ok, we won't declare war then!
UN: Perfect! World peace at last!
Everyone: It's a Military Operation now. Not a war
UN: 
ok when looking for the this is stupid clip
i found something truly cursed
6.4 MILLION views
what it gods name
Okay the joke part wasn't even that bad
I've got a buddy into medieval mma, the cost of chainmail is crazy
Or whatever acronym it is. Dress in medieval larp gear, go kick ass
Chicken Nugget 😳 #shorts credits: @LastMinit
@freververse
damn from millions to 7 thousand views
bro fell off
tragic
"Damn, why does this channel have so many views?"
Binge watches the whole thing
Kids will watch anything
He also is into warhammer minis & guns. I don't envy his wallet
But the medieval drip goes hard
@stoic girder @drifting mantle what are the essential hoi4 dlcs
out of all 20,000 of them
the refund
it's too late for that
the noose
Tank designer: No Step Back
Plane designer: By Blood Alone
Ship designer: Man the Guns
Zany end game inventions (NUKES): Gotterdammerung
Spy shit: La Resistance
Based
la retardance
No idea, only played Old World Blues Mod
based i tried that other day
Am I crazy or did Gamma become even less productive? I might misremember things, but I'm getting wayyyyy too many crashes, freezes, stutters and frame drops
noob
Visual artist - ArkTic (https://www.pixiv.net/en/users/68138730)
Sentaku's VK - https://vk.com/sentakuy
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio @fossil swan @drifting mantle @stoic girder @vale sand
Nicolas Berdyaev, From The Divine and the Human, English Translation 1949, p. 6.
meanwhile I would get expelled for this shit 
Early philosophers were playing on easy mode.
Free my boy
I made it up 
HELL NAW his ass stays in carbonite forever
no fucking shit that an object in motion tends to stay in motion
gaming
gei flag

a classical
It would be even funnier if his crotch was cleaner like old statues because people keep rubbing it.
r/gaming
Goes to reddit
Goes to r/gaming
I spit on your grave
SEVEN
TIMES
What the fuck did you just say
give that mf a second layer of carbonite
but im not dead
yet
Pre-spat grave
why is he not saying "thank you"
grok, make him thankful
This shit.
Yo what the fuck
Somebody ban this man.
Kill yourself
How shoe
Jarvis, bring the wax 
🫃
What did riot mean by this
is the goat
Xal sucks drippy cock

there is a skin that's supposed to be like urban culture
she has sneakers on
but the toe box is open to show her feet
like
Slander implies they aren't stating facts tho
it's indefensible
Ph33r you do not have to justify your statue dick rub intrusive thoughts
it's the funniest shit when "women" online complain about this #🎪bruh-fart message
but then excuse this, which is arguably worse
why is it worse
Dan schneider levels of poorly disguised fetish
It's a statue.
touching dih is more sexual than touching boobs

i still remember the one where Jeff catches the bullet
and they all dance in a conga line after
There is diddy and maduro as well
no it's about the same
insert AI clash royale song
This guy pees sitting down to avoid sexual acts
i mean he might but for other reasons

sitting down on a toilet??
that's like bouncing on someone's dih
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
You don't need to hate on Dry that hard.
That's just funny
shits standing up ^^^^
There these two girls but due to the horrors of socialism, they have to share just one cup.
fork + socket is still the goat
i mean
theres like 17 diff stories of snoop dogg committing felonies and getting away with it to get weed in a diff country
smegma grindset
Why?
he doesn't draw yaoi
The fucking 1 frame bits have no right to be this funny
mid

I do not support this anti-german behaviour
No one cares what you think.
that's not very nice
🫃
They produced Merkel, they deserve all the hate they get.
Let us read his crimes
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What going on

eeww
puss in boots face is not gonna fix this one buddy
54C
@deep topaz (schleppa) has been muted for 6 hours for reason: No memes with Hitler in em, that goes in r/funny. -6h
Baby mute
that's terrifying
The lion is being taken behind the shed.
feeling generous today are we?
can we send him to the ball crushing factory
Having a very good time in STALKER 2, so yes
no wtf
fuckin hell
i aint doing none of that nikita isnt taking my clams
it's so fucking OP broken you dont understand
😭

mayday mayday this fella got two dads
good morning
such a retard OML
gm
I wish. Imagine the annual household income.
trump showing this to delta spec ops before their deployment
didn't take you for a feminist
"gonna do things to you that were never done before"
sry donald im too old for you
but cock swing is 3 day ban, memes with one of many worst people in history is 6 hours
who sleeps with clothes on
i actually bought a pajama
it's very nice 
i think skeleton boner scored me a week mute
allah why all those white boys only ever think of politics, why have they lost their way
im sleeping like those old timey dudes in cartoons who hear a noise in their giant mansion and go to investigate with a candle holder and a long cap with a pompon at the end @tame halo
is that with dildo in the skeleton
or?
idfk
no like a femur protruding from his pelvis
you are being microwaved
for fucks sake
i wanted to find a meme where a guy walks out like that
giant hot pocket of depression
why it stopped when I went to pee
and processed meats
you opened the door duh
they're tryin to microwave my piss tho
you ever used a microwave?
perhaps
splendid
"this goes into the gassy playlist"
apparently
arent they like 30$
depends i think on the brand
and how cheap you're willing to buy
"fawk you asswhore"
air frier seems to be the next evolution of lazy convenience cooking machine
air fryers are so convenient and simple even i was able to cook chicken without making it raw or burnt
and i dont cook
i even made burgas
hm. I wonder. could you use infrared to cook
yes?
Infrared burners have revolutionized the way we cook outdoors, offering a unique combination of high heat, energy efficiency, and reduced flare-ups. However,
uh
You know, Charlie could have a secret-not-secret farting fetish channel and people would be like "Cool, when are you making a video about xyz situation" but now on two channels
whenever i hear air fryer i think about that story where a family used an air fryer for years and it gave their rice an unusual fried flavor then eventually they opened it to clean the fryer and it was just full of air fryed lizards
67?
hol on since when it penetrates
isn't it surface only
it hits the pan
gouge out your own eyes
pan heats uo
ah.
thingy wiggles in the molecular
????????
?????????????
what the fuck are you guys on
This is a reference to 3kliksphilip having a FartMaster channel
NOT nice
but it's new tech and fancy
all that bullshit
???????????????????????????????????????
consumer brain is like 
ok thats just mean
random drunk guy getting silvered
sorry i get evil when i see unfunny being posted
captalists are like 
we're making microwave upgrade
aka put it in and forget
and alternative way of a stove heater is not fucking put it in and forget
well it usually has a timer and temp set
so you can just set it like 350 freedoms at 10 mins for like a few taters
actually, now that I think about, americans have already sorta invented it, it's a microwave with a built-in broiler
but we can do better
just get american, Japanese and German with a Swede involved
..and indoesian, viet, chinese to handle the assembly
3 of my teammates combined dont have my kills
I havent been able to watch him since that relevation
It's okay, the community is cool with it now

You lot ruined him for me
I am lost as fuck
wait whats the fartmaster channel
what did phil do?

Are you saying this is real?

Idk some fetish channel of his where he has underwear on his head and farts around his house while acting like a goblin
???????????????

this what happens when you DON'T GET A FUCKING BED FRAME
The dual bay airfrier is a gamechanger
all these 4chan terms are genders for losers
They are just reinventing Archetypes.
No, you need to force yourself and others into personality boxes to know what to think of yourself and others
I am the Gigachad Archtype
Me too brother
You meet so many people these days that you just kind of have to.
Otherwise they just slip your mind.
Idk, maybe online but i havent found that irl. Ofc stereotyping exists but talk to someone other than small talk and eh
Quiggle content
Infrared cooking is a method that utilizes infrared radiation to directly heat food. Unlike conventional cooking methods that rely on heating the air around
This is still the hardest album cover in existence
Ye it's real

Dry has done is independent research
apparently it's boogzie way of cooking
Oh my god
He analyzed the reverb to make sure it was him.
😭😭
but will it brown
perhaps
Measuring philips ass cheeks pixel by pixel to know for sure
Independent? No
He just did a thing when he talked shit about people, so he got exposed
This just sounds like the "30 min @ 250F =/= 15 min @ 500F" problem but more expensive.
"Oh that living room looks familiar"
yes
A Classic
He since apologised and it's cool 


He can have his fetish channel, as a treat
and probably even longer but you gaslit yourself into believing it's better
But i mean his use of ai in his recent videos has strayed me off his content anyways
"it's all cool, FartMaster"
That too
This goes harder
Ah right!
me and me
He talked shit because he was defending AI
jesus
Early 2000s gucci was on another level

@narrow lotus
Gucci the great is my fav cover
BZ
He can post this but we can't post gachi.
Why him out of all youtubers
People post fully clothed women which is more explicit than gachi, but thars allowed
only if it's tagging iedy
while you losers complain, hal just plainly posted gachi and fulfilled his civil service
False, I just posted Gachi yesterday
#🎪bruh-fart message
Im waiting to get back on pc to access my folders
Uh oh.
Mods missed it.


