🎪bruh-fart

[arctic pawn]

chavo del ocho bell sound effect

[solar breach]

Where is degy

[solar breach]

I know nothing about guitars

I just hit shit really hard

I haven't been able to read music since 8th grade

[slender rock]

Maybe take the strings tension off, unscrew the fucking spring hook plate and not hook it by the block first

hook loop then pinch and pull

no tension on the on the block when you don't have the goddamn strings tuned to pitch

[lapis zinc]

I do know that anything under tension especially metal is a cruel and fickle mistress

[slender rock]

dudes gonna learn the hardway

and probably spent like 400 buck or more on that I assume it's a strat

could be one of the stangs too tho

like learn to set up a shitty guitar first

if you fuck up it's not an expensive fuckup

if you're beginning out yeah

but if you're able to do some forms of barr-chord level

you shouldn't have pussy fingers

(ideally)

idk bass is bigger strings

br br deng br br deng

https://tenor.com/view/brbrdeng-brr-brr-deng-mudvayne-dig-ryan-gif-13995556

[jade narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-angry-attack-gif-8318612315233716848

[fallow trellis]

Never look up Jack Arnold's 1975 movie

[prisma venture]

ahahaha

thats a good movei

and good song

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1pvh88Piu8

[quaint dirge]

https://youtube.com/shorts/NKVBVwhYjzo?feature=share
Heart attack buff for HP.
Video for phones. And for knowing about killing floor and servers with mods

[simple ore]

space movie 1992

[obtuse narwhal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1332765910150414439/1458066050699628811/Screenshot_2026-01-06-12-52-36-972_com.instagram.android-edit.jpg?ex=695e4954&is=695cf7d4&hm=d6b433ef4b80f69de5b0a2d5dd2b3f4c4c30c2be4eedd68c6278f08b256c38df&=&format=webp&width=875&height=934

[tidal trellis]

Omg it's walter

[stark gull]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[quaint ore]

Are we posting shitty political cartoons now

[storm stream]

who's "we"?

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-roblox-task-force-roblox-soldiers-gang-deltaforce-gif-8925617263046228118

[prisma venture]

but when i post "racist meme" im the one who gets banned smh

[simple ore]

i love how he added these like i couldn't tell lmao

[prisma venture]

@river zealot 2027 will be your year brother

[simple ore]

2030 already ruined

[prisma venture]

fr

[storm stream]

where's the racism?

[river zealot]

What a year huh

[prisma venture]

banned

[prisma venture]

dont even start

[river zealot]

Its only january 6 captain

[prisma venture]

feels like ages

[quaint ore]

only january 6th and i already caught a disease which gave me the worst shits ever

[river zealot]

You ever had to wipe so many times your anus started to hurt?

[quaint ore]

yes

[prisma venture]

your name is "mr chaplain" and not "2026 Disappointment" so dont cry here

[prisma venture]

i like it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu4Rw60LINo

[river zealot]

[prisma venture]

@naive bison look this might help u

ik u are speical one xal but everyone has chance

[storm stream]

@quaint ore who's the fella in your pfp?

[prisma venture]

thats slovak

idk

[quaint ore]

An image of a Lithuanian Soldier from 1930s i modified to be macabre style

lemme find the og pic

[lost tartan]

what even is this

[prisma venture]

autisim

[storm stream]

whats the double cross?

[quaint ore]

Jogailan Doublecross, a symbol used since the grand duchy of Lithuania

[prisma venture]

oh look kebab meat

[storm stream]

ah, its a local thing

[heady crow]

Hes double the christian than anyone else

[simple ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiREML9K8Ec

[solar breach]

Lmao another one

[simple ore]

there are resident evil ones

[naive bison]

a 55 year old white woman in minnesota is reading this and clapping with her hands and feet laughing hysterically

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iHaE5rBIxoo

bro

[fluid heron]

nothing like a cold glass of ipa at 1 pm

[prisma venture]

ipa

[fluid heron]

fucking love ipa

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/zarlie-zirk-gif-9277731991787754864

[fluid heron]

loves when shit tastes like pennies and looking at a plant

also the 9 percent abv is pretty cool

[prisma venture]

i can see u are actual retard

[fluid heron]

they taste good

[prisma venture]

no ones like ipa

[prisma venture]

no

[fluid heron]

i do

space likes em

[prisma venture]

becuse u are special

[fluid heron]

shit is delicious

love bitter drinks

[prisma venture]

@fluid heron where are u from

from murica right

[fluid heron]

was born in wisconsin but ive lived in georgia basically my whole life

[prisma venture]

see thats the problem

u american retards dont know what good ipa is

the good ipa is here in czech

[fluid heron]

ew a czechian

[prisma venture]

this peak beer

[prisma venture]

the fuck u said u fat cunt

[inland sage]

that shit looks ai generated

[fluid heron]

it does

i was gonna say that

that shit looks like the hodag

[prisma venture]

another inbreed

[inland sage]

why are you upset

[prisma venture]

aright

https://www.radegast.cz

[fluid heron]

im not clicking that link

bro this photoshop is fucking fire

they did not try

[inland sage]

I'm sure it's good beer, but it does look AI generated, both things can be true

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-bait-baiting-bass-fishing-gif-2140444873906627680

[fluid heron]

im sure its good but you arent coming to america to try our ipa and im sure as shit not going to Czechia to get an ipa

so really it doesnt fucking matter

[prisma venture]

see u can get czech beer in murica but u dont even try

[inland sage]

just pay $120 to ship a crate

[fluid heron]

pay out the ass to say its shit

[prisma venture]

heard of pilsner?

[fluid heron]

i do not drink pilsner

[prisma venture]

and i mean the real one not the american one

[inland sage]

pilsner is not an ipa

[fluid heron]

the only beers i enjoy are ipas and shandys

fucking love shandys

[prisma venture]

but its czech beer

[fluid heron]

muh czech beer

[prisma venture]

tf is shandys

[inland sage]

beer + lemonade

[fluid heron]

half light ale half lemonade

its like a summertime drink

[prisma venture]

why

[inland sage]

because it tastes good

[prisma venture]

beer is summertime drink

[fluid heron]

its an even more summertime drink

[prisma venture]

why tho

[fluid heron]

you dont have georgia summers thats for sure

[fluid heron]

it fucking tastes good and has carbs

if you are out in the fucking heat it hydrates you

its half a standard drink

[prisma venture]

we do get around thet 30-32

depends where u live

i think we have something like that here too

but only girls,kids and people who drive drink it

[fluid heron]

you could take the shittiest beer and if its half lemonade its fucking great

and with a good beer its amazing

[prisma venture]

sure

[fluid heron]

go fucking get one ig

[prisma venture]

nah thanks

i rather drink my AI beer

who is also god

Radegast (or Radogost) is a Slavic god associated with hospitality, harvest, abundance, sun, and war

fuckin based

[high wing]

https://x.com/OddSteamReviews/status/2008556834605396427

Odd Steam Reviews (@OddSteamReviews)

Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

X · Jan 6, 2026, 3:10 PM

[fading portal]

the fr*nch

[drifting mantle]

Just saw a Clip from the Fallout TV Series Season 2
It's just so fucking bad... How can anyone say this is a good adaptation?
No wonder so many movies and series are absolute dog shit, if THIS is what's considered "alright"

[wooden harbor]

the first season was fun. felt a lot like playing the games at times

they used the references quite well

[drifting mantle]

Fallout 4 and 76 being the game you're referencing

[high wing]

i like the ghoul alot

[high wing]

i just dont care for the vault dweller

[wooden harbor]

but yes the standard nowadays is pretty low so people flock to anything that isn't absolute dog water

[slender rock]

-_-

[high wing]

its so low that the fallout show looks way better than master cheeks show

"its not for the gamers/fans of halo"

THEN WHO IS IT FOR IDIOT

[wooden harbor]

yeah she's kinda boring. the other characters and things going on around her make up for it imo

[high wing]

iirc shes suppose to be like a low int high charimas or something?

[simple ore]

ohh you were caught on epstein isrand
you bring dishona to famiry

[high wing]

thats not how that works, but i can understand why people think that

[river zealot]

huh

suprised to see this one from you of all people

[fading portal]

I'd join the RDA just to kill

[simple ore]

is he still alive

[fading portal]

I don't even want the money

[wooden harbor]

lol i never thought of what her character build would be before. good question

[high wing]

you

[fading portal]

please please give me the flamethrower

I can be trusted

[drifting mantle]

There is a scene, where she meets Caesars Legion now...
And she immediately lectures them about Roman Culture, WHILE ALSO GETTING FACTS WRONG
Reminder: Caesar ordered his Legion to kill the player, if he refused to work for him or annoys him.
Meanwhile this bitch goes and on, and on, and on... It's the most obnoxious millennial writing I have ever seen.

The wrong info about the pronounciation of Caesar just tops it all off

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/_MODERN_JAM_/status/2008287072851812835

𝗛𝗔𝗥𝗗 𝗖𝗢𝗥𝗘 (@_MODERN_JAM_)

https://t.co/QS5hJHoeT1

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[high wing]

but iirc that isnt the same caesar

didnt they show his body later in the show

i mean still retarded

cause they find women to be beneath them

[drifting mantle]

Doesn't matter if it's Caesar or not. The culture was clearly presented as being harsh and unforgiving... ESPECIALLY towards women

[simple ore]

ceasar in the show ?

[stark gull]

Is there a list of locations you need to visit for the achievement? Somehow I'm missing one

[simple ore]

what game you dumb retard

[high wing]

its weird whoever is leader is considered caesar

[simple ore]

huh

so it's not fnv ceasar ?

[high wing]

it is not

[simple ore]

in fnv ceasar was the first and last

[stark gull]

What server is this, dumbass?

[simple ore]

what channel is this retard

[stark gull]

I didn't get answers there so this is my last resort

[high wing]

hes also in the show

[simple ore]

vault boy done joined the legion

[stark gull]

https://tenor.com/view/papa-roach-jacoby-shaddix-last-resort-last-resort-video-last-resort-music-video-gif-17139939

[simple ore]

i didn't watch teh show yet
but the legion costumes look really good

[drifting mantle]

Minutes prior, before the confrontation with the leader... A female slave was killed (who lead the vault dweller to the legion in the first place) for not being by their handlers... She literally returned with another potential slave and still got killed. And the Vault Dweller is being... You know... Herself...

[high wing]

yeah okay the writers are just retarded got it

like they could make good story with her

shes so annoying i saw a clip last night where the ghoul is being hanged

[simple ore]

bethesda ? bad writers ????

[solar breach]

They ruined the legates swag tho

[simple ore]

post pic

[high wing]

and she thought it was a good idea for her to give her position away

and ask the bounty hunters to leave

[simple ore]

i bet amil helped with the writing

[stark gull]

Is that Calkin, that home alone guy

[simple ore]

yes

[high wing]

yes

[stark gull]

[simple ore]

he looks like an old vault boy

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, but that's not what grinds my gears...
It's that people find this stuff "enjoyable" or "watchable"
Especially those who say "they're fans of the Franchise"

[solar breach]

Yeah

It's the caulk

Insane casting choice

[simple ore]

reminds me of the dmc anime

[primal kayak]

Good day fellas

[simple ore]

bad day

[primal kayak]

Why?

[simple ore]

went outside
caught in a fucking monsoon

became a wet rag

[high wing]

"he said reference" i clap

[drifting mantle]

Anyways, I'm gonna play Tomb Raider again

[simple ore]

outside of the games
is the show at least good in it's own bubble

[high wing]

i dunno i hope so i still kinda wanna watch it

a guy says hotdog

[drifting mantle]

If you like Marvel Humor and like Borderlands, you will love it

[fluid heron]

90 percent of shit i watch that isnt a nature documentary i think is pretty fucking shit

[prime zenith]

Fallout show is peak

[high wing]

game borderlands or movie

[fluid heron]

river monsters top 1 shows of all time

[prime zenith]

[high wing]

cause jesus christ wtf was even that movie

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[fluid heron]

nazi posted

[prime zenith]

U mfs just live to hate

[simple ore]

erm it's wolfenstein

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kdyl01F4T-E

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pig-eating-pig-eating-porridge-slop-gif-6447736472576365857

[fluid heron]

we can go to hoover dam get ya a hotdog

[prime zenith]

Im so blessed to have one of my fav game series to get a show

[drifting mantle]

Then I would hate Pre-Fallout 4 Fallouts
Which I do not

[fluid heron]

this guys northerner accent is so fucking thick

he sounds like that one stoner dude from the trailer park boys

[quaint ore]

fallout show reeks of millenial humor

[prime zenith]

But the protag is dumb ur right

[lusty hazel]

does it read trans waste on his shirt

fym by this

[quaint ore]

my main gripe is the protag

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/ricky-tpb-tpb-tpb-fuck-off-tpb-knock-knock-cory-and-trevor-gif-24929864

fucking trevor

[quaint ore]

and how it tries to pretend that fallout is not a deeply fucked universe

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wISSCrLOwCs the christ build

[simple ore]

but le 50s music and le nuclear family

[quaint ore]

call me an edgelord but i dont think that fart jokes make it funny knowing the context of the world

[glad carbon]

garbage disposal business probably

[simple ore]

did the show at least have no bark

[drifting mantle]

See? This is what I mean... Your main concern is the protagonist???
Bro, that's just the tip of the iceberg

I'm gonna leave this convo, it ain't good for my heart

[simple ore]

religious ghouls in rockets

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[quaint ore]

oh no i have more gripes

the story doesnt make any fucking sense

[lusty hazel]

you mf's are never happy with anything

does fallout make any sense in the first place thoughever

[quaint ore]

It does

[simple ore]

yes

[quaint ore]

Nuclear armageddon due to resource shortage and technological stagnation are very grounded ideas

[prime zenith]

This

[simple ore]

why would i be happy with something i didn't like

if it doesn't please you fuck off

[lusty hazel]

then don't watch it

[simple ore]

it's not that deep

[lusty hazel]

duh

[simple ore]

wow

[lusty hazel]

are you being intentionally dense

huuuh?

[quaint ore]

also good point, hate watching is fucking gae and retarded

[prime zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-thumbs-up-lucy-maximus-vault-dweller-gif-5885797820294943708

[lusty hazel]

yeah like if it aint yo thang don't watch it lol

so fucking easy

[simple ore]

god forbid i watch something and form an opinion

[lusty hazel]

like incredibly easy

[high wing]

does buddy know where he is

[storm stream]

@drifting mantle

[prime zenith]

God forbid I hate everythinf

[simple ore]

yes and he's baiting

you need to level up more little chuddy

you are not a fat chud like the rest of us

[quaint ore]

hates a few pieces of media
"you guys hate everything"

cant win gg

[prime zenith]

[simple ore]

how dare you not appreciate amil and his top tier writing skills

[gilded blade]

cmon folk, lets talk about what media we like instead of hate

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gg-wizard-fantasy-freaky-freakyville-gif-14441684093517781512

[lusty hazel]

what will i find if i dig through this guy's post history

[quaint ore]

Generation Kill

[simple ore]

i like big tits japanese porn

[prime zenith]

[simple ore]

fallout show should add more huge tits and i will like it

[gilded blade]

iedy moment

[simple ore]

iedy likes shallow gooner bait women

i like art

[quaint ore]

The Lighthouse was also a very strange but interesting movie

[lusty hazel]

shitty goonbait

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-movie-william-dafoe-gif-9145280410228576406

[gilded blade]

I just like Willem Dafoe

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-the-lighthouse-wake-laugh-wake-laughing-gif-5252594120951449508

[high wing]

willem dafriend

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/battlestar-galactica-colonel-tigh-it's-in-the-frakin-ship-all-along-the-watchtower-gif-17047734422647371799

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/lighthouse-lobster-willem-dafoe-thomas-wake-gif-17653462

[quaint ore]

The Unknown Soldier (The finnish series)

is also amazing

[primal kayak]

Does he actually say that?

[simple ore]

won't he is the friend

[simple ore]

yes

[quaint ore]

he says fortnight

[primal kayak]

Crazy

[quaint ore]

which is 2 weeks

[high wing]

he says fortnite

[primal kayak]

Same thing

[quaint ore]

p sure

[simple ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vFWHUMM8aA

[high wing]

then does le fortnite dance

[quaint ore]

ah lovely

If you cant find a creative title, make a clickbait.

[prime zenith]

Lighthouse is ass and u just like it because of reddit popularity

[quaint ore]

Bitch what

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-12950352696137374051

[quaint ore]

when the fuck was it popular on reddit

[prime zenith]

Non normie 4chan popularity

[simple ore]

you bring a normie pilled fakecel energy to this channel

[quaint ore]

this isnt normie, this is just a consoomer

also i swear to god

[primal kayak]

Goonsoomer

[quaint ore]

i saw a 7 part series of the unknown soldier

why the fuck is it a 3 hour long feature film

[prime zenith]

I take it back, lighthouse is peak

[quaint ore]

https://youtu.be/dJkXFwhCFLo

baller film

btw

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/somehow-palpatine-returned-somehow-palpatine-poe-dameron-poe-gif-20849141

[heady crow]

"Lighthouse is qualityslop, you only like it cause its good"

[simple ore]

floyd is also back

[quaint ore]

Dirt bikes are fucking baller

[heady crow]

Sof dirtbike action coming up

[storm stream]

:)

[quaint ore]

i checked the email recruiter's office sent me and I might not end up going to the SF pipeline

but we'll see

will probably get slotted for autumn

[heady crow]

How so?

[quaint ore]

Last news I checked is that the recruiting centre was saying thay are having an overflow of volunteers

[tidal sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-vocaloid-project-diva-emoticons-stickers-gif-12399871806276913552

[quaint ore]

p sure the largest overflow since 2022

[heady crow]

Haha overflow? I thought it was the opposite cause you didnt mention there being any entrance exams

That would fix it

[quaint ore]

the entrance exam is passing high school

[heady crow]

The children yearn to be a operator

[quaint ore]

its not just sf selection

its general service too

our army cant fucking handle thousands of people wanting to go in

[heady crow]

xd, yeah here any sf stuff including readiness units have physical entrance exams which are point based

[quaint ore]

ok rephrapsing

[prime zenith]

[quaint ore]

The email recruiters sent me says i must report till january 8th to the recruitment office to fill out the papers, there I will fully pick where and when I want to go.

[quaint ore]

the thing is that there is 3.3 thousand people who did the same in the past week

[quaint ore]

so the service window for summer is most likely full, meaning if i go normal or sf selection, i will end up in the autumn or winter selection

[heady crow]

Ah alright

[wooden harbor]

what country is this?

[quaint ore]

Lithuania

[wooden harbor]

interesting

[heady crow]

Still im suprised there isnt physical entrance exams for the more intensive roles

But oh well

[quaint ore]

there are

[heady crow]

Ah

[quaint ore]

you do them during basic

for SF you do a separate selection

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/ohhh-duh-why-didnt-i-think-of-that-gif-21849807

[quaint ore]

sorry if i sound a bit too vague as my brain is fucked from the virus i got

shat my brains out

cause of it

[heady crow]

Happens, i feel that

[storm stream]

dont tellem bc they'll just respond "ok buddy, come back when you're well"

[quaint ore]

nah i wont

its just going in to fill out the papers lol

i aint getting tested or sent anywhere

[heady crow]

But still, plenty of time to enjoy life and train if you go in the later batch. For once haha

[quaint ore]

yeah

[wooden harbor]

exactly. u dont tell the rec recruiters fucking SHIT unless u know u cant get away with hiding it

[quaint ore]

i will have a lot of time on my hands to train if i get slotted for autumn or winter

[heady crow]

The period between hs and my service was really weird. Day drinking and playing vt2 perma

[heady crow]

Byeah, esp if there are exams for sf its important to train up for that

[quaint ore]

there is a 50 cm layer of snow here

[heady crow]

Damn 50?

[quaint ore]

yeah its a lot

[heady crow]

More than here

[quaint ore]

and the fucking moment it was hero snow

as in powdery and soft

i was sick

so i couldnt snowboard

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

[heady crow]

Such is life, hopefully youll lock in

[quaint ore]

i must lock in

[heady crow]

Itll stay cold here atleast

[quaint ore]

otherwise i will be damned to go to uni

or college

or whatever the fuck i am forced into to get money

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/recovery-its-part-of-the-gif-3078787683792920223

I dont recommend

[quaint ore]

The devil talking to me convincing me to go to uni

(i will not listen for i am a faithful son of god)

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/Emiratti/status/2008425343296958591 @simple ore

Omar 🇦🇪 (@Emiratti)

https://t.co/poXN29u9MG

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 6, 2026, 6:28 AM

[heady crow]

Every day i hope i get mail from the army that i got the slot to go to unifil

[heady crow]

Praise

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-meme-dance-happy-gif-5910468795652610740

[quaint ore]

downloading ghost recon wildlands

as to larp

[high wing]

its fun

[slender rock]

hmmmmmmm

[quaint ore]

We do have our own jarheads btw

the fusiliers

[heady crow]

Born too late for gwot, born right in time for european land warfare

[heady crow]

Ahaha ofc you do

[quaint ore]

pic of them in finland

also

@heady crow the camo does work in very dried out terrains like this

this grass is common in the wooded areas

still the camo needs to be a few tones darker

[heady crow]

The flag goes incredibly hard

But yeah somewhere near upinniemi im guessing

Too bad lithuanians barely participate in excerscises near my brigade

[heady crow]

Yeahh

It works if there are clouds but otherwise it feels so shiny

[quaint ore]

i remember the pic my friend sent to me of them in the dark

they fucking GLOW

if i was a soldier from afar i'd think i stumbled onto a deer nest or something

[heady crow]

Kekw, not sure if them being newly issued plays into the issue too. Here the material feels "shiny" even though the pattern is dark

Esp for cold weather gear, not sure if its the IR reductive coating or what

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/viktor-tsoi-gif-24378381

[spring quail]

afternoon naps when you're off work like

https://tenor.com/view/trunks-dbz-futuretrunks-trunkssleeb-trunksdbz-gif-23329441

[scenic field]

A nice lil whiskey nap

Feeling texas tired

[spring quail]

this looks like something my brother would do and then get mad when his fiance instantly dismisses and dismantles his bullshit because she isnt retarded

[fluid heron]

been drinking a bit to much to even fucking indentify what that is in the image for like a solid 30 seconds

i would fuckin file for divorce if i was her

[spring quail]

all she has to do is take the box cover off and throw it away and tell him not to do it again

box covers are literally dime a dozen

[fluid heron]

3d printer son or glover daughter

3d printer etsy son specifically

[spring quail]

my brother is a linux and 3d printer son

[fluid heron]

suicide

[spring quail]

and a vibe coder

[pale ingot]

chud

[pale ingot]

suicide needed

[simple ore]

your dad fucked up

2 chuds

[spring quail]

we have different dads

but my dad is an omega chud

[simple ore]

mayday mayday this fella got two dads

[solid island]

true

maybe maybe

[fluid heron]

two dads and they both raised chuds

crazy

[simple ore]

made for each other

[spring quail]

my dad texted my mom out of the blue for the first time in 2 years yesterday and told her the cops where he lives 700 miles away told him my mom and me are part of a RICO case

https://tenor.com/view/money-funny-gif-16650353837875205604

why am i so broke then

[fluid heron]

what

[spring quail]

hes fucking insane

[fluid heron]

a fucking rackateering case?

[simple ore]

they should do one of those shitty shows like "guess the faker gamer"
but it' "6 truecels find the fakecel"

[fluid heron]

so glad i have a normal dad that i can just go see and drink beer with and talk about pcs

[spring quail]

hes unemployed and grows weed at his mom's house while playing call of duty

living off her social security checks

[fluid heron]

my parents got divorced when i was a grown ass man

cant imagine when you would be like fucking 9

[spring quail]

the entire side of that family that im related to thanks to him hates him lol

[fluid heron]

all my friends home life is shit

[simple ore]

my dad was a real one till the very end

[fluid heron]

my dad is still the realest mf ive ever known

[fluid heron]

broke down once and he was 4 hours away and just said im on my way

no questioning or anything

[simple ore]

he never had a fight with my mom

[spring quail]

having a generation of shitty dads should lead to a generation of good dads

right

[fluid heron]

my parents definitely were just together for the kids cuz they waited to divorce when the youngest one of us was 16

[simple ore]

it shouldn't
you make it

[fluid heron]

my dads fucking great

everytime my fucking friends talk about their relatives or parents it sounds like a fucking horror story

[spring quail]

i gotta be a super dad one day

my children will think i can throw a car

[fluid heron]

the craziest thing i know about my family is that my great grandpa on my dads side had no thumbs and would beat the fuck out his wife

he cut both his thumbs off with a saw

you think he would learn after the first

[spring quail]

what

what prompted him to do that?

[fluid heron]

he worked in a sawmill

[simple ore]

this is so true

[spring quail]

you make it sound like he did it on purpose

[fluid heron]

i dont fucking know if he did

maybe he did

everything ive heard about my great grandpa is very scarce

thats the only thing i know him by

[simple ore]

craziest one i know is my grandpa tried marrying some baddie behind my grandmas back lmao

my dad and uncles caught him and legit grounded him lmao

[fluid heron]

i have no uncles because my dads brother died in a car crash i know that

[simple ore]

i have a lot

both from dad and mom side

[fluid heron]

only stories ive heard of him is tormenting the shit out of my dad

like recording scary shit on a tape recorder and playing it back under his bed

never even seen a picture of him

[simple ore]

thank god i didn't have that in my family

[fluid heron]

yeah my dad locked the fuck in when he had us

[simple ore]

worst case my grandpa beat someone a bit too harshly

[fluid heron]

all my "uncles" are my dads friends

when i was growing up

[simple ore]

i have a lot of those as well lmao

usually the coolest ones

[fluid heron]

i might be an uncle soon

[simple ore]

my dad used to go to see grandma a lot so i got to hang out with them a bunch

[simple ore]

congrats

[fluid heron]

not even family lmao just friends

[spring quail]

my brother got a vasectomy so it is up to me

[simple ore]

still nice

[fluid heron]

my dad always just told me to find a tall woman so i wont have short ass kids

[storm stream]

is he... re-

?

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882348856082309187/1458069144384573554/Barbarian.mp4?ex=695e4c35&is=695cfab5&hm=778210bec4d0334e58c2248385b1b0673433675726e01ccade0c11cc8140077d&

[fluid heron]

missile launch "giant arrow archer queen"

the wizard describing the 3 builder huts he broke in the corner

[shell ridge]

This is really good

[storm stream]

are you from Sralnya?

[shell ridge]

Yes

[spring quail]

go back and tell them to apologize to me for talking about a grill

https://tenor.com/view/tintador-bbq-whoa-dance-happy-gif-20838942

[shell ridge]

No

[tepid pebble]

wait is this real speech

holy fuck murica

[spring quail]

pfffshew

boom

[slender rock]

This is what is the reality

Sadly is for america

[spring quail]

bleak

[slender rock]

Worse fucking pedestrian planning

[spring quail]

i live off a state route so there's no sidewalk for 5 miles where the grocery store is

10 mile round trip just for groceries

[slender rock]

Fucking car centric shit

[slender rock]

Slightly uphill

Don't need a starstepper

Have three ass flights of them bitches

[prime zenith]

america sidewalk be like

here go get ran over

[spring quail]

my favorite part is how its illegal in many places to ride a bicycle or scooter on them

[slender rock]

They changed some shit for ebikes recently

https://letrigo.com/blogs/regulations/california-ebike-laws-2026

Battery thing is good but the reflectors thing

Eh

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/Electric-Scooter-Suspension-Powerful-Folding/dp/B0F43ZH3Q3

i want something like this

keep it in my car trunk, go brrr

[slender rock]

Ah yeah

All time reflectors now

Lol

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade

[slender rock]

Not that stops people being fuckqwits with actual vechs

[spring quail]

im gonna become mumen rider but with a scooter

[heady crow]

Idk people wear reflectors even as a pedestrian

Here i mean

[spring quail]

i encourage my neighbors to wear reflectors or a saftey vest when walking at night

i've ran someone over before because they were fucking invisible

[slender rock]

This law is requiring daytime usage too now

So like

[heady crow]

Yeah but i mean just slap some reflective tape and so on to the bike

[slender rock]

Also there is three parks here nearby within walking distance

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fat-man-hungry-fast-food-drive-in-greedy-gif-15062638

[heady crow]

Or do you need to have it on your persob

[slender rock]

Of mw

[placid sail]

for justice

[slender rock]

Me*

[heady crow]

Tryna bulk up to this

[slender rock]

Hmm didn't say how it should be mounted other than affixing a lighted taillight or reflectors at all times

For ebikes

[heady crow]

Hopefully then it shouldnt be too much of an issue

[heady crow]

Dont ebikes come with a typical reflector at the front and red reflector at the back

[quaint ore]

Taking pills and hoping tomorrow i will be in a good enough state to go to the recruiter's office

[heady crow]

Fake it till you make it

[slender rock]

Usually?

[scenic field]

Did they die

[heady crow]

But i mean it shouldnt be too bad. Just take 5 ibuprofen if you need to, not like you wont abuse it during the service

[heady crow]

Well here...

[spring quail]

no

i put them in my car and took them home

it was an old lady

her handprint was on my hood for like a year before i decided to clean it finally

i gave her family my information and they never pressed charges or anything

[stone blade]

[slender rock]

Two of those flock cameras shits on the corner

Ignoring the apts cameras

Which theres uh

Many

[spring quail]

lmao reply meant for @scenic field

[slender rock]

Gf saw me from the sidewalk, got her cigs "you wanna me to toss them up to you" her: "nah just bring them up"

I could've made it

No fun

Yeet them to the third floor

Ya know

Just

[storm stream]

Your woman smokes?

[narrow sorrel]

I not believe

fake: there never was a gf

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/strv-stridsvagn-sunday-103-103b-gif-23407001

[spring quail]

what ifg i dont like s tank

[heady crow]

I think she just likes to collect the packages

[heady crow]

Nothing, its a free world and youre entitled to your own opinion

Me neither

[slender rock]

She does

[storm stream]

🥀

[scenic field]

He dates a smoker

[heady crow]

Also s tank irl. Its cute

[slender rock]

👁️👄👁️ k

[slender rock]

Tonk

[storm stream]

At least you gave a gf

[spring quail]

are there s-tank shoes or slippers

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/nso-needy-streamer-overload-needy-streamer-girl-gif-17743324039319069122

[solar breach]

should i do my pure arc build on helldivers

[spring quail]

because it looks like it could be made into a marketable plush

[solar breach]

STRV 103!!!!!!!

[heady crow]

The one and only

Also honestly more interestingly the museum had the bkan too

[spring quail]

dark evil m1

why cant modern tanks be cooler

i will revive the m10 booker program

and the m8 buford

[heady crow]

Evil and fucked up plow. The barrel name is cool though

[slender rock]

Thats metal af

[heady crow]

Too angular... return to leo 2a4

[spring quail]

k2 tho

[slender rock]

Ash n dash 💨

[spring quail]

there's an m728 cev sitting in morristown tn

[slender rock]

There's worse people to date

Methheads

Cheaters

[narrow sorrel]

is this the original south korean flavor or the polish one?

[spring quail]

i dont know

[slender rock]

Idk Charles Mason'ses?

Shit

Uhh

[scenic field]

Meth heads usually smoke ciggies

[slender rock]

Pol pot's

[scenic field]

Polpotpolpotpolpotpolpotpolpotpolpot

[slender rock]

Usually but not exclusive to the former

[narrow sorrel]

return to ||leclerc||

[heady crow]

Granted tanks look the best when camouflaged. Ignore the unfinished barrel camo

[slender rock]

Then you have the potheads

[scenic field]

This is too many subject shifts for my smooth brain

[slender rock]

Stoners

[heady crow]

Ah yes the only properly modern european mbt

[high wing]

free tank

[digital quartz]

does it run on red wine?

[slender rock]

Alamo inna nutshell

[narrow sorrel]

Ah yes, a giant stielhandgranat in the woods

[scenic field]

Im a pale korean

You caught me

[slender rock]

Knew it

[spring quail]

what is your favorite 8x8 apc

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/waltergotme-gif-18867690

[scenic field]

BTR because its all i can afford, realistically

[spring quail]

boxer or stryker

call it

[narrow sorrel]

does the merkava count or too many wheels?

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/BingoPanic/status/2008383124582133891/photo/1

Bingo Panic (@BingoPanic)

Me and the boys are looking at homes in Pennsylvania for fun, and we just saw the craziest thing. We are losing it rn #Capippalist

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 6, 2026, 3:40 AM

[spring quail]

when i get money im gonna buy a pirate ship and a boxer apc

[placid sail]

oh it's that one vtuber alex was posting who shouts kill yourself

[narrow sorrel]

foreclosed

but also 70k for a house

[spring quail]

look at the door and the state of the walls beyond it

[high wing]

it wouldnt surprise me if it was pippas house

she looks the type to live like that

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/3028-Leechburg-Rd-New-Kensington-PA-15068/294903396_zpid/

[narrow sorrel]

doesnt matter 70k for a house

[high wing]

like look at the rest of it

[placid sail]

deeply soaked in someone's degerenacy, without a doubt

[digital quartz]

thats a fixer upper if I've ever seen one

[spring quail]

https://www.land.com/property/37.15-acres-in-musselshell-county-montana/24562440/

[heady crow]

Patria amv

[spring quail]

just grab a trailer

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/haaaank-meme-funny-gif-14511381047437346346

[narrow sorrel]

my shitty neighbor's unit just sold for over 200k

[spring quail]

i wasnt familiar with your game

[high wing]

wtf

[narrow sorrel]

nvm that bathroom scares me yeah

[spring quail]

i told you

just buy cheap land and shit in a hole

[digital quartz]

there is a sick karate dojo next door

[high wing]

i hate how every room is a different color

[spring quail]

gimme that 40 acres for 50k

https://tenor.com/view/plan-dutch-red-dead-redemption-have-faith-i-got-gif-13151590

[high wing]

and who knows how horrible it if if theres molds or termites

[narrow sorrel]

outskirts of pittsburgh

[tight trench]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-alonzo-training-day-unbelievable-laughing-gif-962285148080968799

[slender rock]

kyle was here

[digital quartz]

how many rooms does this house have?

it looked so small from outside

[stark gull]

p!repost

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[slender rock]

3

2 bath?

yeah 3bed 2 bath

[stark gull]

Mass tour bait

[slender rock]

crackhouse.map

[digital quartz]

yeah I bet it has seen its fair share of substances

[high wing]

ready or not looking ahhh house

[primal rapids]

I have returned from my wage slavery for today

[storm stream]

that style of plastic siding is a headache

[stark gull]

$400000
No bargain
I know what I got

[slender rock]

brown stain

[storm stream]

someone got cut up trying to break in

[digital quartz]

or out

[obtuse narwhal]

poop or blood challenge

[digital quartz]

you have to make a guess after 1 lick

[obtuse narwhal]

are carpet floors a thing outside the us? always seemed so freaky to me

[tepid pebble]

we had them

[digital quartz]

what kind of freaky?

[tepid pebble]

so thin tho

it was a fad in 90s

then people realized its hard to clean

[slender rock]

hold up

[digital quartz]

how many pics did they take holy shit

did they photograph every single wall ?

[spring quail]

The cool zone has arrived

[placid sail]

when you enter this house, you see resident evil 1 loading screen of a door opening

[storm stream]

clean out your fan holy smokes

[digital quartz]

maybe dont stop at the fan

[prime zenith]

i refunded atomic flal

combat so stale

[primal rapids]

Clean out your fan with a larger, more powerful fan

[spring quail]

i plan on it

[slender rock]

I mean

it would look nicer

GM_CONSTRUCT

[scenic field]

Me 1 year ago, empty handles littering the floor next to my bed

[scenic field]

Ah, the 'human butchering room'

[spring quail]

i wish they made handles of the 90 proof

750ml or pints only

100 proof gets a handle but noooo

[spring quail]

just knock that shit down

i bet the insulation is black

[slender rock]

its on a hill too

[digital quartz]

easily defendible

perfect to start your fiefdom

[scenic field]

Rum?

[slender rock]

i mean

either knock it down rebuild or

put a community garden in it's place

[scenic field]

Thats actually a cute lil split level

Easily defensible

[spring quail]

vodka

[slender rock]

yeah but I have a 3rd floor apt complex

balcony steps out to the street below

so

https://tenor.com/view/mussolini-serious-who-cares-gif-5388395

[heady crow]

Do you drink your morning coffee and cig there all solemn like?

[scenic field]

Better

Otherwise its a waste

[digital quartz]

cigarette and a monster can

[spring quail]

alright what should i put in my new mini fridge

and why is it

[scenic field]

Ciggies n a celsius

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-need-some-godzilla-gif-27061830

[scenic field]

Fifth of wild turkey

Mr pibb

[digital quartz]

dont put godzilla in your mini fridge

[scenic field]

Cheese

Babybell cheeses

Coldcuts

[spring quail]

i bought it because mfs been eating my lunch meat i specifically marked for my work lunch

and drinking my ginger ale

https://tenor.com/view/well-not-anymore-saturday-night-live-not-this-time-not-right-now-kyle-mooney-gif-23601948

[storm stream]

some kinda vitamin and electrolyte drinks

[scenic field]

Damn dude, youre riding the gjngerale vodka train too huh?

Lol

[digital quartz]

wtf why is there a roving fridge bandit at your workplace?

[spring quail]

home

[digital quartz]

oh its your fridge at home thats getting raided

[spring quail]

nectar of gods

oh shit

jugs of chocolate milk

or better yet, whole milk and chocolate syrup

canned fruit

[slender rock]

coffee yes, cig No.

[solar breach]

just finished a hd2 match

fucking 4 stalker nests all within range of each other

[gleaming grove]

Man didnt know German tech tree has an M10 GMC, pretty cool

[slender rock]

[storm stream]

?

[solar breach]

those who know

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/based-based-department-communist-communism-amon-gif-24927161

https://tenor.com/view/you-want-me-to-get-naked-and-start-the-revolution-jack-black-gif-10178721

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-coffee-looking-outside-taking-a-drink-morning-enjoying-morning-coffee-gif-16741598

[heady crow]

also in continuation another camouflaged finnish tank, just a few decades older

throw on random shit and it always improves the look of tanks

[storm stream]

cant hide the huge cloud of burnt oil

[hushed current]

Beer

[spring quail]

soon

i got water bottle stickers

now its time for fridge stickers

[arctic pawn]

cant believe crackers actually buy stickers

smh

making by yourself=W

buying stickers=not cool

[tidal trellis]

Oh that's amon neat

[arctic pawn]

that's not an opinion, thats a fact

[clear vapor]

Who

[arctic pawn]

skipped your *fact

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/king-crimson-triggered-angry-manga-jojo-gif-16213935

[arctic pawn]

!who

i dont know how to use the bot

[storm stream]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/806714809462161478/1263937226958442649/3E5B3300-CF36-4E82-82D4-97123DC4F467.gif

[tidal trellis]

Guh?

[narrow lotus]

lawrd

[primal kayak]

She's doing serial experiments

[primal rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/385701106035982348/1455335762852581449/cereal_experiments.gif?ex=695e3dcc&is=695cec4c&hm=f002f2f2ecb82384ad9fd7177bd98e2b7e541f0e9dc47b529d74cb90666e4262&=&width=600&height=375

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/lain-dance-hyper-fast-gif-22788882

https://i.imgur.com/q6vNSnU.png

you will eat right

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-power-rangers-mystic-force-gif-18003520

[primal rapids]

I will eat left

[spring quail]

you are now a psycho ranger

tbh

https://tenor.com/view/power-rangers-psycho-slam-elbow-fight-gif-16249201

people's elbow is crazy

[slender rock]

https://open.spotify.com/track/3zUwwYcmob803s2Bkck8GY?si=ca71ed61a01b4ac8

https://tenor.com/view/rob-halford-judas-priest-heavy-gif-26083878

@spring quail

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/oil-soldier-gif-8434320258548164583

https://tenor.com/view/eddie-murphy-gif-12875179

[hushed current]

[solar breach]

oh boy time to mod fallout 3

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/so-it-begins-raining-rainy-day-théoden-lord-of-the-rings-gif-16521230

[ruby minnow]

why not just

do TTW

and install new vegas mods

[solar breach]

because I dont like TTW

fuck you!

[ruby minnow]

why do you not like ttw

[solar breach]

cause i dont

i want them seperate

[ruby minnow]

they are seperate

you can play both at the same time

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-18385178

[solar breach]

I want my games seperate fuckwit

2 diff mod lists

2 diff launchers

[ruby minnow]

ok you want 2 diff mod lists?

mo2 profiles

boom

[solar breach]

MFs a rep for TTW 😭

[ruby minnow]

dude it just makes more sense to play 3 through nv

the engine is more stable

more mods too

and less bugs

[solar breach]

cool dude

[spring quail]

*THIS IS THREE-DAWG, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[fleet silo]

I hear this

[hushed current]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/nqJlzCuoLzo How unlucky do you have to be

[fleet silo]

God said naw

[river zealot]

oh did he get a

what is it called

i think he had an obstruction in the barrel

@tight trench confirm or deny

[fleet silo]

I don't think its possible to squib a shotgun

... might be possible but damn

[stark gull]

Someone did add ladders though

In Skyrim I believe

[solar breach]

squibbed my uncles ar15 once

look at the ammo he was using lo and behold was defective

[arctic pawn]

looks AI ish

[quartz saffron]

https://www.vxinstagram.com/reel/DRPmX_XDh2u/?igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

[arctic pawn]

literally became a big bang theory logo

[high wing]

horse fucker vaush

[slender rock]

i mean there's the wad but

[tight trench]

Squib.

[slender rock]

it looks off

[tight trench]

Also, what's up borka.

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-23063341

[high wing]

man lowkey feel like downloading new vegas

but eehh

[solar breach]

i just finished like

10 diff vegas runs

[tight trench]

It's an obstruction induced overpressure failure. Basically the mechanical confinement caused the barrel to rupture.

[high wing]

i want a mod pack that has titans of the new west

[slender rock]

that must ive been shit primer and shit powder

because that fucking shit you can see

unless he was tunnel visioned

[tight trench]

Bad powder cannot do that.
Bad primers cannot do that.

[slender rock]

Okay, still fucking looks weird (video in general)

[tight trench]

Happens, i've sploded quite a few in all kinds of ways.

[storm stream]

can a frog or lizrd crawl up a gun barrel?

[spring quail]

probably

[river zealot]

dont think thats a strong enough obstruction

[storm stream]

yeah ig

[spring quail]

theres many a video of mice being shot out of motorcycle exhausts like a bottle rocket

https://tenor.com/view/lunes-feliz-human-cannon-gif-12197584

like this