#🎪bruh-fart
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Sucking sideways doesn't work
Fucking sideways does
idk i havent played men of war campaign
that shit is cancer
reskinned same missions
What in the SU100
comically long barrel
I play on my pc until some buddies call then we get drunk or high and usually end the night realizing we just committed a felony
This is all there is to do in my town BTW
Unless you go out to eat
K
what a boring response you belong in offtopic
I have my arm held hostage
Why does discord pick up my youtube audio, and my friends voices from my vc. its not an audio leak at all, I know that cause it happened with system audio set to ZERO. I have had 6 different noise cancelations running at once and it still happens, so its not the mic
Its genuinely pissing me off
your audio drivers are bugging and your output is being redirected as an input
restart PC and discord. happened to me
Yknow I thought helldivers 2 audio cutouts were just my drivers
Turns out it was just the game
XBOX game bar
aight time to play this masterpiece
it doesn't automatically swap your inputs and outputs for your system
uninstall gamebar or open the overlay and manually set your ins and outs
because god hates you
infiltrator
Already tried. its a discord level issue.
Like
yes
In sound controll panel, my mic isnt picking anything up
But in discord
its playing
idk what to tell you, force killing discord then restarting my pc fixed it for me
try reinstalling it
@rocky geode
Drip arriveth
frida jackson
then they kith
Amazing
Thanks microsoft
Still doesnt fix it
Ive reinstalled discord, and my audio drivers
Its not an audio leak
Little did he know he was infact not hans's white knight
I genuinely give up with this shitass platform
you're welcome
Discord is fucking terrible
are you using an audio card, or something not directly connected to your motherboard
Nope
Just my headset plugged into my splitter into my pc
Splitter that came with the headset
Usb splitter?
Dongle?
Nah, 3.5mm female to 3.5mm male input and output
Straight bricked rn
One of these that came with the headset
hard af
Oh these fucking things
Care to demonstrate
TRRS
sure come here
it's probably what's causing the problem now
maybe due to a new update
Discord was weird with my external soundcard and aux headset

Tip Ring Ring Sleeve connector
Well without it I literally can not use my mic
I would recommend getting singular cords for each if possible
but I don't think that's possible
I mean, I can unplug my mic with from the headset and plug it into a female to male 3.5mm cable
but
I dont have one
this what I be using
realtek
make sure that your mic and headset aren't flipped around
that also caused me an issue
They arent, I have even tried a different splitter
So, did you download the realteks own driver control software
what's the mic set to
Advanced
Tick the seperate inputs as independent
you could also disable the front panel if you aren't using them
Main reason i don't bother unless i need something extra.
Most stuff should be plug n play
I lowkey might just uninstall my drivers
Also if its just discord, check windows privacy settings
Settings > Privacy & security > Microphone
Probably just easier to nuke drivers
yeah
makes sense, if your ins and outs are fucked up
See every shitass game ready driver update ever
preach brother
The only way I can fix it is to set my input sense so low that I have to yell for it to even come across

I mean, I can run seperate cables for my mic and headset
I just
dont have the cable to do so
My mic is detachable
Check windows audio enhancements
Just turned em off
Next go to more sound settings, recording > mic, sound tab and check levels
it seems to be pretty much fixed, I will come back if it returns. Thank y'all for the help

I remember having a weird mic issue where power plan settings kept shutting off USB ports for a mic until i manually forced them to stay on
Discord is VERY much trying to do it still
as when I dont speak and play audio
it tells me its not picking me up
Lmao
I can barely stand windows 10 and hate windows 11.
Check crisp, echo cancellation, etc.
Or try just resetting the voice and video settings from in discord
you're welcome
this too
Sounds like meat canyon
How much have you ever lost in a game of cornhole?
Lmao
Just a dangerous husky
that is a specifically dwarfed mountain lion
the reason he is a pet is because he would not have survived in the wild
French effect
Pepsi filter
Pink Lemonade Smirnoff ice
I thought it was niall for a second
wrong sleepy cabin member, lol
god, I miss sleepy cabin
except for shad
fuck shadman
listening to the cast members suck his dick and lap up his stupid ideas is the worst part of sleepycast
dude its crazy in hindsight how chill the internet used to be about pedo shit
reddit jailbait or everyone being friends with the biggest loli artist. who was actively making art of real minors
ppl just liking anime in general when 9/10 shows are about molesting lil girls. shit was unreal
caffeine, nicotine, and alcohol is a 10/10 combo
true
HOw do you feel right now?
glad that retard is in prison, wish they stuck him in there longer tho
Fantastic. I imagine if I drank any more then this I would feel like garbage tho
Ive had a single smirnoff ice and a few puffs of a vape, and an energy drink

he's in jail???
alcohol and caffeine is a bad combo in large doses
No way hold on
that's the shit they had in Four Lokos
Yeah i think he crashed out after a heroin OD
I thought he was free
if he's in prison, good
may he receive extracurricular justice from an inmate

I didn't even fucking know he was in jail
Four Lokos are batshit insane
what did he do
but Jared from Subway didn't get any
there was some incident of aggravated assault with a weapon
I don't know if he was out on bail, or if the case got thrown out, or what
also
he's a heroin addict
No way
Didn't he just get out
norway
Prejean, I know that last name 
the most recent update is from December 2022
I know he has posted on twitter at some point since then
I was going to make that joke but I'm choosing to be above it
im going to be a better person
Please dont be cheap chinese shit
not the ai vape

he was so real for this
The art can be ignored.
Its the nicotine addiction that counts
Ai vape gonna have nanobots that send your medical info to palantir
LMAO youre absolutely not cooking on that one brother
fuck ai and stop vaping
lmao
if anything is ever goyslop
that is goyslop
Vaping sucks smoke instead
Smoking stinks
be a man
Smokes taste like shit
theyre supposed to theyre bad for you
I do smoke weed whenever I go into colorado tho
My lungs are gonna be fucked either way
Brake dust, ect.
Also I'm quitting my job soon to go be a diesel mechanic
Already a regular ass mechanic
100% asking him for the flintstone gummies just for fun
Hell yeah, flintstone gummies
I miss the old hard flintstone multivitamins
It is basically required as a diesel mechanic for you to smoke a pack a day
This guy gets it
I quit because i just woke up one day, realized how annoying worrying about restocking and charging was for a meh buzz, then just stopped cold turkey
Just get annoyed enough
Ez
i have my own addictions but at least i dont buy them from an indian man at a gas station
Selling flavored vapes is illegal here
so I gotta get them from friends or online
okay what about a russian
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the news people are in FULL cope mode LMAO
"uhh theyre uhhh theyre waiting because theyre actually really GOOD at chasing and the police are actually really smart and not incompetent
well this is LA. I don't think they're allowed to chase unless they're on a highway
something something dead pedestrians
theyre chasing right now
but theyre just following
this guy can hit pedestrians just fine especially with no one stopping him LMAO
listen to these clowns
"he really seems to know the area" bro hes just taking random turns
Eh, opening it in browser works fine
Also LMAO
theyre desperately trying to make this dude doing 39mph with absolutely nothing stopping him interesting
wot
High speed chase, look inside, 90mph tops
Lemme guess
Altima
They are trying too hard to hype this up
No a fancy altima is a genisses GQ
Why do people think they can outrun the cops
especially in a shitbox
they won't pit maneuver because if they do that, it rotates the car towards them, and they might have a gun
He crashed.
Hopefully his balls are crushed ❤️
idk the brand
looks like a lexus or a genesis
its a lexus
they already ran the plates
its HIS lexus
its not stolen
guy was cooked from the jump
Am I allowed to guess his skintone
i wouldnt, here LOL
Noted
Alright chat I'm cracking open one of these to see if the batch is alright
Hydrate your pc
The Scepter 5-Gallon Water Container is the ultimate portable solution for storing water during camping trips, outdoor adventures, or emergency preparedness. With a 20-liter (5-gallon) capacity, this container is built to provide a reliable water source when you're off the grid. Whether you're ca...
acquire jerrycan
are there storage mediums that last a while without leeching stuff into the water
why tf are these called emergency waters anyway
water for emergencies
a normal 0.5 liter is not emergency ?
they come in big packs
aren't those for like life boats
How much are they
it's for emergency stuff. 5 year shelf life
gonna keep some in the trunk of my car. Need to find a container that's well insulated so whatever is inside won't freeze
If you’re reading this you should NOT kill yourself but you SHOULD Venmo me $15 so I can DoorDash McDonald’s - ford

liberty biberty
Thats more how I like it(except its an XLT and gasser, but I dont got another 40k to spend on anything)
I think I'll replace my fiances car before I buy a new truck
Still am yet to go put a down payment on the TLX I'm looking at
Probably gonna do that this week
And finally have a fast, fuel efficient daily
Damn that platinum has a nice interior
this emergency water is super flavorless
well its not emergency spring water
that's a good idea for a new product
Cant wait to have one myself
i will fill those jerrycans with only spring water
Again, not my car, but identical to the one I'm buying(cause this is the one I'm buying)
Because it isn't filled with chemicals that make the fricking frogs gey.
normal bottled water expires in like a year cause the bottles leech chemicals into the water
these are rated for 5 years of...not doing that
Tf
Assassin's Creed switching from a tool based progression system into a magic skill tree was one of the worst decisions ever. Fuck, it's even got levels and gear stats now.
Wife
Tf is this shii
The new upcoming Assassin's Greed.
looks normal to me
They could have him throw knives or something.
even then most of the clip is either clicking people at during an incredibly long window then watching a long cutscene
Quoting Twiter acoun (comission pausd) (@747shove)
︀
And so i fumble on the baddie gyatt
︀︀I keep on cranking like a default with no build turned off
︀︀A sigma rizzler jelqing gooning gock
︀︀A rotbrain baby i don't think my queen is popping off
jelqing feels like it's from 50 years ago now
make dexter epstein
Its beyond my powers
📚 milky
adj: the [description] of your [everyday] [basic ass bitch]
Typical [white hoe]: "Hi, I'd like one white mocha venti ugg boot [iphone 6s] squad goals frappucino please."
Dyllan: "Yo that shit milky as [fuuuuuuuck]."
Holy shit i'm glad i stopped at black flag
dracula flow spoke of such things
QRT: TraxNYC
The world's first diamond tipped bullet
Finally
Shards of see-through carbon in my tissues
Ham, have you ever wanted to blackjack 200K?
are you gonna risk it all vro

I'm invading the alien base. These are the ethniticites of my soldiers involved
Soviet
USA (Woman)
Soviet (Woman)
French (Woman)
German
USA
Polish
Take bets on who will die
he's died.. ....
what the fart is this
We're on the cusp of witnessing the wildest prison escape in history.
Make a slice of life show about that group. Maduro and chapo are frienemies, luigi is antisocial and hates everyone, diddy, r kelly, ghislaine in their own club, and the finance bros run a lemonade stand
None of the others are in there at the moment
A man can dream 
Occassionally luigi gets caught pissing in the finance bros lemonade
damn
show got delayed
Make it produced by studio trigger, directed by kojima
10/10 banger show
US OIL STOCKS REACT TO VENEZUELA:
1. Chevron, $CVX: +11%
2. Valero, $VLO: +11%
3. ConocoPhillips, $COP: +10%
4. Marathon, $MPC: +10%
5. Exxon Mobil, $XOM: +7%
6. Phillips 66, $PSX: +6%
7. Occidental Petroleum, $OXY: +4%
8. EOG Resources, $EOG: +4%
9. Devon Energy, $DVN: +4%
10. Kinder Morgan, $KMI: +3%
These stocks have now added +$100 BILLION in market cap on the news President Maduro being captured by the US.
US big oil has won again.
legally hes fine until they hit him with a RICrOw charge
god bless America
Quite literally forgot Venezuela existed until we stole their tanker and bombed the shit out of them lol
so true bestie
Will the oil prices come down for the consumers? I don't think so 
Im not lying i legit forgot Venezuela existed I thought they collapsed or some shit
I like how he took out his own ramsticks
im not lying i dont think anyone asked if you remembered it existing
results
theyre commies so it would have collapsed eventually tho
noob!!!!!!!!!
All I remembered was the OSRS gold shit.
Noooooo it just never had a chance to be properly done 
I stopped on a teleporter tile and thought it would give me a prompt to teleport, not instantly teleport
nope and it wont now

so I lost one of my assaults that way
i quite enjoy some fall of troy discography https://youtu.be/BoBrjRX4eIA
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Doppelganger
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Best timeline
oh
hi twink
Go away!!!
Kept you waiting huh
Domer
And then they make out
Come join me on my 5AM journey to my 6AM to 4:30PM magical workplace adventure
Time to grind jump_seasons_rc6 out of boredom
no
its been too long since i rocketjumped
im not doing no more of that
im looking for straight slop to play
like this
dont be like that baby
Seeking grass in the winter seems like a better option
I'm eating breakfast!! Smh
in the baser gun haver discord LOL
LMAO
we cock, dick, balling.
mari my beloved
so fucking true
jump_academy_rc9a it is
when mari did a desk review like 90% of her viewers had loaded firearms on their desks
i felt so seen
I sentence you to rocket jumping but you have to use a laptop mousepad
i dont actively watch mari sorry og
me neither but i caught that one
actually i dont actively watch like any vtuber im a clipchud
YOU WILL COME AND PRACTICE HARD WALLS 5 WITH ME UNTIL WE PERISH
employed behavior nothing to be sad about
i only watch the when one of my girlfriends puts them on the projector
but i dont hate them
Chat
It's so easy
hold on babe im customizing my albion online character
@azure hare (taylor_amelia) has been banned for reason: Commission bot
Share some
ITS JUST LIKE THE CYBERPUNK DISCORD HAHAHA
Sleeper agent activation code
i wil retrieve the cursed goods for you but i do want you to feel shame
bro half the characters in this game be wearing straight up loincloths
they got their freaks out
i will be deleting this off my phone now
youre welcome and degenerates like you belong on a cross
ew
I can see why the guy was disappointed
you asked you fuckin wierdo
you literally asked
you made me post that
you watch it and you enjoy it
I didn't know what I was asking for
well now we both have to see it
"Guys, should I open the Evil Dead 2 Necronomicon"
why would you even have that downloaded
what ,ade you think
that was fine to have downloaded
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/GeoH3x
hard times call for the jobs that you wanna do the least
Music
Suri
@Lute01
https://surri.bandcamp.com/album/surri-iii-2
Nikita Kryukov
https://soundcloud.com/nktkrkv
Samsuo
https://samsuo.bandcamp.com/
Kikuo
@kikuo_sound
…
I was expecting something like this
its already deleted bro
im not clicking that
seek christ
no im asking why did you download it in the first place
HE ASKED TO SEE IT
THIS
WHY DIDNT YOU JUST NOT
I SHOULD HAVE
Is that a vertical ultrawide? 
And then she proceeded to juggle balls
If I had suspicious amounts of money I'd be doing shit like this
i have to pick a character name that is original in a free to play game that has been around for years
this is gonna be a daunting task
PresidentoDonladoTrumpo
people are still creating new WoW accounts. you'll be fine
looks like the same pictures, but fine I'll give you a benefit of a doubt
bz is a retarded chatter
Smash
christ its another one
Bz hasn't been the same since the accident
well, close enough to borscht at least. had you added a spoon of sour cream to the bowl when you ate it?
they're both deep brown color with the first just being foamy and the second being smooth
minimal difference otherwise
it's fucked up to have the difference between a perfect and ruined result this small
that's not foam, it's burnt
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2008312698161737820 @stone blade @narrow lotus @river zealot
Better visual aid
one tone of color between right and wrong is rough
Usually if its burnt, you smell it and have lots of seperation
I think you'll smell it when it's burning
but I guess it's easier to do when you saw your meemaw do it thousands of times
The end goal is colored like melted milk chocolate and texture like wet sand
Thicker. If you have seperation or black spots and it smells like ass, you fucked up. It should be glossy
Sauce base I think
It’s gumbo season and this is the most important part, the ROUX! I used 1 1/2 cups flour and 1 cup vegetable oil for this one. Cook it low and slow and don’t stop stirring! Be sure not to burn it — if it smells burnt, start over. That dark, nutty color is where all the flavor comes from #ROUX
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Annoying background music, but that'll show the consistency.
I just see the text
not doing this shit anymore 
why are you playing shovelware
boooreedd
play good games then
noooo
mmm long pork yummers
bro is slow roasting himself
Thats just quality slop, you only like it because its good
@placid sail @heady crow @naive bison
childrens illustrations of small animals doing human things also were so chill
to be a small mouse sleeping inside a well-furnished house inside of a tree with winter outside
As if its that light. Rn sunset is around 15:00

But 
Trve, it'd be fully dark
NOT paying any taxes is the life...
Целый день мнет сиськи
Fondles tits the whole day
@pale ingot
I keep having the feeling the game is bullshitting me with scope zoom, like it's less then it should be
@river zealot
he used to be a broken af hero idk how he is no
but yeah every spell you casted ended up in some sort of silence with this cunt
personally i dont like dota hero design
a lot of them feel so
disjointed
in my opinion
i think league's is so much better
that's clear synegry in abilities
kill yourself
what da hel
lets not discuss that champion ughhh the singer girl whatever
that is a copy of whatever other champion
i forgor
also LoL champs now if they dont have a dodge they are useless
so all of them have it
i like their design tho
@narrow lotus i was going thru some hero kits and didnt realize Lina had cancer at one point
they added the frog into dota that does the same shit
well it is an effect yes but that Arcana is the 1st arcana of the game so ofc it looks shit
it was made back in 2009 or whatever
stacked up for this base defence
yeah i cant say im a fan of their new heroes
LoL has better ground there
they added the frog , the parrot with a sword and the mannequin guy that is Shin
i literally cannot find info on the parrot guy outside of official dota page
dota is 55 thousand days old
and the Primal Beast which is a dinosaur that has no voiceline so easy on the budget there
he only growls

and Marci
which only whistles
she is mute

is the uh
white spirit with the werewolf in dota or another game
has this wood mask thing
kindred?

Warwick 
do nothing for 25 minutes , come out of jungle , violate everyone
steal a kill then go back to jungle
i play gp
bomb botlane every 2mins
Did you see preseason changes for essence reaver?
don't play no mo
Also gp q irl
parrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrley
ER is getting mana refund, sheen proc, crit and cdr back next season
I may finally have a new permaban besides mel and shaco
a horrible loss has happened recently
fucking annoying twink ruined it and got it removed
You're thinking old patch 4.20 feral flare era weedwick
a previously 24/7 local grocery story is now until 11 pm 
they should really bring back the time when league wasn't a game
what happened to the nightshift...?
imagine taking barrier on someone that isn't a mage
We have been suffering
I dunno, probably all devoured on new year's eve
I just hope the sign wasn't specific enough, and it's only for new year's holidays
maybe no one was coming at night and it wasn't worth it
It is the closest thing to league having a clinical adhd test. All warwick top players will play like absolute apes if you ignore them for 20 min and don't interact.
why would you go there after 11 anyway?
most will
i hate people who just farm and hug tower
like why even play if you don't fight lvl 1
kys
Then fall off a cliff, whine and try to ragebait you for 15 min, then be useless
my sleep schedule is a hazard, and my ways are whimsical and full of sudden mystery
That's unhealthy busy
also sometimes you plainly forgot to buy shit and need it at 2 am
I am asleep at 2am
pick aatrox
fight lvl 1
it's either a 0/6 or a 6/0 type of lane
He does say fight or be forgotten
like what? pizza and condoms?
among other things
Aatrox definately feels like the most snowball champ ever. I always get rolled by them
im still mad that this new zesty ass 🚬 darkin has a revive
I was thinking i would go sort out my papers at the recruiter's office today but a virus said no
Now I have the worst case of diarrhea
A sign from the heavens, do not go
Or a sign that its not a great idea to go to public spaces after holidays cause the risk infectious disease skyrockets
Gyms are especially fucking crazy in this regard
Every time i go there after a holiday I catch something
Its old aatrox kit but 200 years without lifesteal
Also, aren't you a bit old to stay up this late?
ofc it is

10 000 more immigrants upon your town

Hospitals too, theres always tons of patients shifting around
Pretty sure wife is starting to get sick and brought it home
my Mr. Pierogi has been very effective this campaign
🦫 🤬
100 beaverery
too drunk to be scared
When the drunk hussars arrived!
Oh no russian language
damn, story of my life
Bro how, it's your language
ssssshhhhuut

bet that foot is hot
the great slavic counter strike union is advancing on the stupid football front
yes king
ive been slopmaxxing and i have to say
ive been playing this game every so often when i got bored enough across the years but its pretty alright rn, better than the last times ive played it
i think it's like this cuz cs and lol are free
its still like mega slop but
its enjoyable all in all
more so than fallout 76 atleast 
finally, we have achieved brick
Brick
Twink
No!
thats em monolith stalker power armor?
they found a beat in the files
@narrow lotus @prisma venture
couch
📚 couch
An [object] that gets more ass than you [will] in your [entire] life
[couches] are [total ass] [magnets]
hey! 
well yeah, people sit on them 
😭
bottom left one is crazy
bro knows the exact video
I know this has to be a typo, could you imagine buying 93% fat ground beef
no i mean that looks like someone's actual mom
You know all of these women exist right
crazy thought
are you implying women are real
You read too many creepypastas

why does this couch reminds me of nicokado avocado
internet fucks up my head even at my 30's
Maybe its time to try out this new monster hunter
i wish it was on pc
Big cabbage is trying to con me into buying more green cabbage
who is that
@tidal trellis has been granted the <@&1199129351770353764> role for 3999 years, 11 months and 31 days.
Uncultured
get fucked


He still here?
Look out his voice went down an octave
Yeah cuz Helpers can remove exile/reject roles
oh and
okay got that ugliness out of my system
I prefer mayonnaise
what do you mean "close enough?"
that wasn't an exhaustive list of ingredients
just some highlights
but I sorta want to try adding mayo to a borscht now
no shit it's not from your family, nobody adds mayo to borscht
though I have a wicked desire to try it now
"nobody" says s bogom as a goodbye either
except for bulgarians
mayo in borscht is decisively unholy and ungodly
so can't be just your starover thing either
After or before you give him the stab in the dick?
Biggol ears
I had to get help from a professional
That's just wrong 
Why? You're an expert on this stuff?
Well don’t end up in an emergency that requires an emt to do that
I meant as in it's gross 
I mean
If shit gets bad you might aswell get morphine pumped through your dick
Oh, a catheter?
I didn’t think of that
That’s why he’s the emt and I’m the amazon slave
rude 
being an amazonian slave sounds like fun
just jeff bezos CBT
Don't know what that is
You think I know these obscure terms
I sleep in a winter sleeping bag under two blankets and a weighted blanket
because I need the window open
I already do 
I’ve been meaning to get a weighted blanket
it's alright flop I got you
this one you should understand
No I'm not!
ayyyy he understands
never goon
who
I'm bad at guessing things
Infact lot of the time I don't just Incase I'm wrong about something

what things are you not bad at
oh i know that tv show
embalmed corpses
Was this under that character reveal or sumn
I had the unfortunate curse to see the full thread
A deadly shootout inside The Tops Casino left Benny and three of his bodyguards dead. Shocking CCTV footage shows the moment it all began. The suspects remain on the run. The NCR says they’re investigating the case.
i had to open up the fucking window
someone was smoking so much weeed it like came through the pipes and shit
smelt bad
i opened mine because it get hot sometimes
crazy to remember that Benny was voiced by Mathew Perry
it gets hot in here
two gaming performance pcs, and another human
i need another human :C
unpopular opinion, metro games are about a autism guy who can't speak
Gai?
but he does speak
in the mission intros
his english actor actually has a nice accent
yeah only in the loading screens, but can't speak to living beings
he only speaks to black ones
metro canon ending
YOOOOOOOOOO
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thorny folio 
hes right you know
tarkov players after finally completing terminal after dying to black division 3 times
I am human but ugly

Retirement home rooms today






