🎪bruh-fart

[high wing]

hes so mad

gottem good with the shitty joke

[prisma venture]

i actualy liked it

hey thanks

[tidal trellis]

oh no I already 100%'d it last year

[prisma venture]

flop stfu

[tidal trellis]

hey!

[humble bear]

What the fuck does Pepe fridge mean

[high wing]

omori was flops personality for like the past 10years

[prisma venture]

https://media.tenor.com/2H6q6yF9u2AAAAAj/pepe-fridge.gif

[tidal trellis]

never

[high wing]

rainbow six got hacked for a 3rd time apparently

[tidal trellis]

I'm not a furry

[prisma venture]

u sure?

[austere shadow]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G96RyW9a4AA9Sp-.jpg?name=orig

[young lintel]

I FUCKING HATE VECTOR CALCLUS

[toxic sundial]

going to kill all uma posters

[austere shadow]

wtf

[tidal trellis]

yes am sure I don't trust furries

minus well grim and dry

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/papapoob-gif-21764042

[fluid heron]

we up

[toxic sundial]

When I see an uma poster irl

[arctic pawn]

bro's caked up

[fluid heron]

why is poob doing this

[toxic sundial]

deserved

[fluid heron]

cant even watch general sam anymore cuz brian aint there no more

[toxic sundial]

typing poob into the gif search gave me cancer wtf

[toxic sundial]

oh yeah he did sooo much before

[fluid heron]

fucking love brian

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-blue-steel-dean-winchester-blue-steel-gif-8567659534598739753

[arctic pawn]

horse girl (definetly trans horses)

[toxic sundial]

uma posters deserve the death sentence

[high wing]

what

it looks like a guy with long hair

[arctic pawn]

no such thing as horse girl

mare girl would make sense

horse girls are definetly men in dress

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[slender rock]

They had matainence hammering shit, woke her up and she's pissed

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[slender rock]

They didn't do the urinalysis yet

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[solar breach]

Ts again?

[slender rock]

Its almost 11

[slender rock]

Same wirh the catscan and ultrasound

[stoic girder]

MODS!

[tidal trellis]

what

[arctic pawn]

yes i will autistically say this every single time o see "horse girls" in this shit

[slender rock]

American healthcare system

[arctic pawn]

horse girls are trans horses

or they should be called mare girl

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1455721174074916936/xal_typing.gif

[arctic pawn]

s

[solar breach]

Horse isn't even a gendered term

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[toxic sundial]

whorse

[solar breach]

Stallion is male and mare is female

[arctic pawn]

sure

[toxic sundial]

Drake is the term for male duck fun fact

[solar breach]

You didn't even know what nag meant last time and automatically assumed it meant female

[toxic sundial]

yes I have been playing dwraf fortress

[stoic girder]

How do you know?

[arctic pawn]

yeah, my bad

but horse girl does not make sense

[solar breach]

Because I'm not a dipshit

[arctic pawn]

trans horse girl

[green schooner]

@pale ingot

[arctic pawn]

indeed

gato is superior

not perro

perro for dog is shit

[primal kayak]

Oo fishy business

[stoic girder]

You know I always thought henpecking was just a human term. It's actually what other chickens do to chickens that mishandle their eggs.

[primal kayak]

Fish

[arctic pawn]

peixe

[primal kayak]

<><

[solar breach]

Yeah chickens are funny

[arctic pawn]

damn

[primal kayak]

No, it's a fish

[pale ingot]

big fish

[arctic pawn]

<><

that goes hard

[tidal trellis]

welp time for l4d2 then

[arctic pawn]

never thought about making a fish like this

[green schooner]

i got a 10cm one

[arctic pawn]

[high wing]

gatito

[pale ingot]

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/videosinfolder/status/2008131523787022642

videos in my folder (@videosinfolder)

https://t.co/2fgyiEfRHp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 5, 2026, 11:00 AM

[arctic pawn]

bro looks like a beanbag

i bet 2 people could sit in his belly and still has space for one more

[primal kayak]

That translates to kitten basically, right?

[solar breach]

Magical thing about dynamite is that I don't even have to throw it inside anymore

[arctic pawn]

if its male yes

[high wing]

small cat/kitten ye

[arctic pawn]

gatita for female

[high wing]

ye

[primal kayak]

Pretty cool

[pale ingot]

le fishe

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/warning-gif-15403397949888856290

[green schooner]

the lion is still in pain

[toxic sundial]

I hate the new moodles

old ones were just better

[pale ingot]

g nobo

bg gg

[toxic sundial]

keep yourself safe

[arctic pawn]

thanks bro

[green schooner]

i didnt die like you

[arctic pawn]

keep yourself safe too

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-stare-gif-26481364

[toxic sundial]

why does he look like that

[arctic pawn]

he has beltifol eyes

[prisma venture]

drink

works for me

@drifting mantle

[naive bison]

i have received info that hasan piker is on a 5-year low in subs

https://giphy.com/gifs/kitty-cats-good-night-bbHa794zsZxn3WcZld

[solar breach]

Almost died recently cause I was foraging in the woods and scratched my neck without noticing

Was using my carpentry/Mason bag too and forgot to keep bandages in it

[green schooner]

it only happens when you run

[eager igloo]

Yes

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/432908669777346561/1426948150945386506/IMG_4429.gif

[eager igloo]

Great career as porkchops

[eager igloo]

Thats more @glad carbon

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255903627328098374/1444991995830468629/togif-155.gif

[grizzled meadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400484114943180851/thetwinkthatmakesyouangry-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[prisma venture]

oh hey falco

how we doin

[glad carbon]

no

@upper gulch

shes the bnuy lady

[eager igloo]

The lion ignores minor bite wound on his leg

[green schooner]

20cm fish

[solar breach]

Medium white bass

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[solar breach]

I started using nutrionist just cause I like the numbers

[naive bison]

someone tried to kill jd vance and his family

[glad carbon]

are we sure it wasnt his upset gae lover

[fossil swan]

doesnt that mf kill people by shaking their hand

[river zealot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727745036237930530/1122781142303637564/togif.gif

[naive bison]

[fossil swan]

pope francis died 2 days after he shook jds hand

no?

[river zealot]

bro probably got slimed by secret service immediatly

[solar breach]

Kirks dead tho

[glad carbon]

xalrider the joke is that vance made the same jokes when uhh

[fossil swan]

erika kirk isnt

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-13246854

[glad carbon]

whats his name got hammer'd

[naive bison]

ok so

[solar breach]

Well we already know shes trying to pass vances baby off as immaculate conception

[glad carbon]

???

[storm stream]

@vale sand

[glad carbon]

its irony

[green schooner]

im living in da woods

[solar breach]

It's a simple good life, not much to do though

Even when I was at the three lake houses I would need to go out from time to time just to shoot shit

[green schooner]

its the zombie apoc

[solar breach]

I raided the art gallery just to alleviate boredom

[green schooner]

I mean im close to city

but like

[naive bison]

ok

[green schooner]

to much forest breaks up the zombies

which makes it perfect

[solar breach]

I've driven that road too only about 2 months (in game time) after a server wipe

[naive bison]

wtf are you talking about 💀

[solar breach]

It is a major pain in the ass

[green schooner]

lol

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DTGRK9mEZpC/?igsh=dG82NHd3bHM5em4x

[solar breach]

Is that

[naive bison]

cinematography

[river zealot]

xal isnt chronically online

he wouldnt know

[glad carbon]

oh true

[eager igloo]

Ur obsession with twitch streamers is disturbing

[glad carbon]

it wasnt in the news for him

[naive bison]

thank u

[eager igloo]

Ur welcome

[naive bison]

no i know what ur referring to

i just don't rly care, i don't think it's justification to kill someone

what he did was bad though

[vale sand]

@naive bison

[glad carbon]

???

[river zealot]

rip xal

[river zealot]

dont think thats what he was saying

[river zealot]

shocking news, the most terrible person you know has made a great point

[naive bison]

didn

t

expect you to disagree

[slender rock]

Thank fuck i play the old ones

From 1999

[river zealot]

i think its bad to kill your political opponents

[slender rock]

Unless they tried to kill you first

[fluid heron]

whos big ass boot is this

[naive bison]

mine

[fluid heron]

clown shoes ass

[naive bison]

:(

[river zealot]

bro if it was you we wouldnt be able to see the shoe from that angle

[naive bison]

what

[river zealot]

im calling you fat and rotund

and covering the shoe with your big fat belly

[naive bison]

but that doesnt even make sense

the pic is about the footprint

that belongs to someone else

not the guy in the screenshot

[river zealot]

oh shit yeah

didnt even see those

[naive bison]

artem you are a homosexual

and have below average iq

i wish you the best and hope they find a cure

for which part? you decide

@river zealot artem if you could stop being retarded or gei which would you choose

[river zealot]

they are gonna talk about me like im Vito

[naive bison]

i didn't say you become fat

also we already do

you like greasing the union, don't you

[fluid heron]

im boutta stop hop through that shit so fast

[naive bison]

(c) Man Brutally Molested by Deathclaws Later

@narrow lotus @river zealot https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/721898296771215414/1457805999149678622/4g4mrFaSRHIzZ6Sd.mp4?ex=695d5722&is=695c05a2&hm=4d1f2743e2a5274daef18dfadfc5ccabaf566f202484984aee7ee42cd91d6299&

bro this shit is TOO HIGH QUALITY

[midnight cloud]

I WANT MY RAM BACK AAAAAARGH

[stoic girder]

The dog barks...

[primal kayak]

You'll get it eventually

[stoic girder]

I know

It's a struggle to be this retarded.

[pale ingot]

just tried playing fallout 76

refunded

most fun part was character customization everything else almost put me to sleep

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/man-free-man-freedom-free-chain-gif-2032133702890087634

[pale ingot]

for reference

[stoic girder]

Oi, stop doxxing me.

[pale ingot]

sorry im evil

anyway

[high wing]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PoHLojQr82Q

[pale ingot]

i put in the steam refund request

im gonna go

sleep

the game made me too tired

[high wing]

For what

[pale ingot]

fallout 76

[high wing]

Ew

[pale ingot]

i know

i was bored and steam new years sale was still on

so i bought it for like 4 euro to see if it was worth it

it wasnt

anyway yeah

gn

[lusty hazel]

agent mahone fbi

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[lusty hazel]

here's my character

[lusty hazel]

been playing for a while now, once you get past the intro it's still bleak but bearable

[fluid heron]

we are so back

[high wing]

Saar do not redeem saaar

[naive bison]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZl3Z3viNQ

[solar breach]

why my shit so shiny, did my guy oil up his gp-5

[drifting mantle]

So UNBELIEVABLY true!

Also, when I predict that a game will flop

Every single time

We're like Quasimodo

who can predict all of this

@pale ingot

The Gator doesn't concern himself with Tweakers

[naive bison]

JD hittin that

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[drifting mantle]

lol, spoilered for no reason

[grizzled meadow]

Prison Break mentioned

[prime zenith]

as a level 300 i can say that shit is ass

[naive bison]

i wish they never stopped xavier renegade angel

it was waaaay too fucking absurd and good

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2008021524675272924 tarkov customization be like

にこちんたーる (@G_S_Woodworks)

#はじめましてこちら代表作になります
今年はそろそろ代表作を更新したいわネ

X · Jan 5, 2026, 3:43 AM

[rocky geode]

he gettin sturdy

[high wing]

some white kid tried breaking into his house btw

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930190196861993080/1309712954744373348/RPReplay_Final17107802651.mov?ex=695d217d&is=695bcffd&hm=5e6ae87cf1fbf06d3f2e287f9680ef8675b90a6ea8b73edf14cf031ad2a75615&

[naive bison]

yeah we both know not to burglarize it

to fucking kill the occupants

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/930190196861993080/1307491660653133928/3799c584-fa10-45b8-a191-0605803deaf0.mov?ex=695cf5bf&is=695ba43f&hm=bb632378a76a3dff584cdf3192c3ca698d11b7740d82696077f8c7e32854192f&

gold

[primal kayak]

I fucking hate these new gen wizards

They talk funny

[broken pebble]

man, i love AC
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1221778120974143488/acecombatlore.mp4?ex=695ced8b&is=695b9c0b&hm=2ba4dbfedecf03f0e75cf8ac286a40db3e12eae64298765e73494604e742b86b&

[solar breach]

yknow the biggest issue with FNV?

they dont let you take this guys outfit

[solar breach]

[drifting mantle]

Getting a Trenchcoat in Fallout has always been... Difficult

At least with DLCs, it got easier

[fluid heron]

this car cost me everything

and its going to cost me even more

[drifting mantle]

Who throws their money out for cars? You'll get blown up by tryhards

[fluid heron]

you see

this car has hsw upgrades

so its the second fastest car in the game

and it gets amani upgrades

so its gets fucking armor that can eat rockets and is unable to be locked onto

[drifting mantle]

Oh okay

[fluid heron]

its the fastest car with amani upgrades

[drifting mantle]

I haven't played gta online for years

[fluid heron]

they added a new dodge viper thats the fastest

its from the franklin dlc they did 4 years ago

[drifting mantle]

@heady crow bought my Sauna today!
My wallet cried, but it wasn't as painful for me this time. Because this was an actual good Investment for myself!

I'm really excited!

[drifting mantle]

Holy Shit, that was 4 years ago?

[fluid heron]

yes 2021

wait 5 years

[drifting mantle]

[fluid heron]

im stuck in 2025

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

This is stupid

Why would a Racoon do that?

[ruby minnow]

because it wishes for destruction

[drifting mantle]

No it doesn't

[ruby minnow]

you are wrong

[drifting mantle]

No

[ruby minnow]

yes

[ruby minnow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/931627162124050442/1450386084990160916/XWyKuU6E.gif

[fading mountain]

How large, dry or wet, how many monies?

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1457851442927767809/G7xeaeVW0AAtzIM.jpg?ex=695d8175&is=695c2ff5&hm=e60d03322cf5c813610e1dd9e3fbb08bb2f908ac3a9b18dd14d5f649879f5824&=&format=webp&width=587&height=720

[drifting mantle]

100x100cm (for one person)
A finish sauna, which is wet I suppose? I can pour water over the stones.
2,6K for everything (including taxes)

[fading mountain]

Ohhh fuck yeah thsts not bad at all price wise. Enjoy it with some Karhu, and smack yourself with a birch branch while saying "Perkele"

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[drifting mantle]

What does "Perkele" mean?

[fading mountain]

Finnish swear

[tidal trellis]

Why is it still new year fart, we're already 5 days into the year now

[drifting mantle]

I feel like a boomer reading that

[drifting mantle]

Similar to Polish "Kurwa"?

[drifting mantle]

So you say it, because the Sauna is hot like hell

[fading mountain]

I guess yeah, linguistic multitool xD

[vestal needle]

Or American English "fuck"

[fading mountain]

https://fixvx.com/objectfetishist/status/2008014936631623724

fintan (@objectfetishist)

Current hobby is going through ancient Russian gun forms and downloading all the photos with cats

vxTwitter / fixvx · Jan 5, 2026, 3:17 AM

[drifting mantle]

Objectfetishist

[primal rapids]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/5LkriV63ou8r_yl8oSl4aEanGxECj_j7X5hNouUkNwI/https/media.tenor.com/ZlANHr0B0O0AAAPo/jeep-star-wars-memes.mp4

[placid sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1386048230214729818/omori.gif

[tidal trellis]

No I'm not!!!

[placid sail]

listen man

I'm just the messenger

[tidal trellis]

Nuh uh! Aubrey would never

[primal rapids]

Can confirm, the Ministry of Truth has declared Flop is both a twink and terminally gae.

[storm stream]

1.65%

[river zealot]

this year is tought huh

captain its only been 6 days

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/salem-rwby-rwby-volume-8-salem-rwby-salem-rwby-volume-8-gif-805435033851716211

Forp

[eager igloo]

One day Ill make a secondary eshin army that won't die in 6 turns

[storm stream]

Artem
How are you doing?

[river zealot]

nothing going on

so i guess good

wbu

[rocky geode]

you cant un-shave your legs

[green schooner]

@pale ingot i died

[eager igloo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1400484114943180851/thetwinkthatmakesyouangry-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

[green schooner]

1 zombie grabbed me and then the rest behind it nawed me

@tidal trellis twink

[storm stream]

ig thats better than what's going on to the east
I'm fine

[tidal trellis]

Go away ham!!

[placid sail]

that's a wrong guy

smh flop

[tidal trellis]

Oh right

Charon

Arch enemy

Its usually ham

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/negative-nope-gif-2453791008540172663

[tidal trellis]

Who says it

[storm stream]

Hi Buz

[tidal trellis]

Look I'm tired!!

[placid sail]

we should contact omori's creator and convince him to make an official statement that flop is gae

he's gone too far

[tidal trellis]

I'm straight!!

Plus the creator is stinky

Bad

[placid sail]

damn

so much for brand loyalty

[tidal trellis]

I just like the game and story

And characters

[placid sail]

alright alright settle down

[storm stream]

Probably not as much as you
Go stand in the rain!

[tidal trellis]

I showered not long ago!!

[placid sail]

we'll convince the creator to add a message in the game that says you're gae, then

[tidal trellis]

I take pride in being clean and hygienic

[placid sail]

you're showering. people in pakistan die of thirst every day, and you're showering

[tidal trellis]

Well yeah I must shower or I'll stink and get germs and bacteria and also die

[placid sail]

nobody died from being stinky, ridiculous

killing people just to be a fancy femboy online smh

[tidal trellis]

I am not!!

I'm going to sleep, smh

[primal rapids]

Flop kills people by absorbing their youth through dark and gae rituals because it's the only way he'll remain a twink indefinitely

[placid sail]

so,

cock vampire?

[green schooner]

im not ham

[primal rapids]

Yes, except he's one of those especially gae vampires that sparkles in sunlight instead of dying

[placid sail]

team flopward lesssgooooooooooo

[storm stream]

Reminds me that Dispatch (the game) is Twilight for males

[spring quail]

You ever just waste time in the bathroom

https://tenor.com/view/happy-elmo-toilet-poop-poo-gif-4389944

[placid sail]

are you STILL on your shift?

[spring quail]

Dude i work 11:30-8

[placid sail]

xela, what is the time in burgerland

[spring quail]

6:10 pm

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/guttercheese/status/2007970042395398337 😩

guttercheese (@guttercheese)

XM5.7 Space Magic ran so smooth today . . . @HecklerAndKoch fish gun resurrection

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[placid sail]

damn

[spring quail]

Break in 5 minutes

I’m just wasting time ln the toilet

[primal rapids]

I work 6 AM to 4:30 PM. When I'm not also working overtime.

[spring quail]

It’s my Friday at least

Next two days off

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-friday-chill-yakuza0-majima-gif-20346943

[placid sail]

psychotic schedule

[hushed current]

Sexy

[high wing]

https://x.com/DocStrangelove2/status/2008192262342406365 @placid sail

Doc Strangelove (@DocStrangelove2)

Sometimes I'm impressed by how far someone will go with shenanigans

X · Jan 5, 2026, 3:02 PM

[placid sail]

this feels very americancoded

when you're so fat it's a bother to lift the arms up and bend forward a little

it probably mounts on one of those mobility scooters I've seen in videos about walmart

[high wing]

starting to think you love americans too much

[placid sail]

they fascinate me

not as much in recent times, looks more and more like russia and everyone else with some local flare, but still

[high wing]

you but with americans

[placid sail]

Dutch really are weird and fake

also very rude

like who talks like that man

fucking looney tunes shit

[stoic girder]

I have a snippet of a WW2 era Dutch newspaper that's announcing the death of the Austrian painter, can't post that on here probably.

[placid sail]

of course you have one

it's an unfair miracle discord bans me for a day and not you

[stoic girder]

Literally says "Hitler Dood" and "Wat nou?"

[placid sail]

comedy scetch language

[primal rapids]

Just wait until they put me on the second shift, which is 4PM to 2:30AM.

[rocky geode]

that would be so legendary

[stark gull]

More nukes

[stoic girder]

They used fucking Kirk

[stark gull]

And he's still alive

[fluid heron]

Got a fat ass case of voodoo rangers

[solar coral]

How my friends be talking after i get hit once in nightreign

[placid sail]

this is just "let's fucking kill gyrard" with extra steps

people of free land working the chinese sweatshop with suicide nets on the building schedule

[placid sail]

also nobody in the history of nothing ever said drukhari are tragic and misunderstood

[stoic girder]

Only tourists would say that.

[placid sail]

except for maybe drukhari, but only so they can have an extra second to jump your ass while you're deeply confused with the statement

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2008229508223267216

🎞️ shitposts.mp4 🎞️ (@shitposts_mp4)

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Crooked hillary

[solar coral]

MOISTURIZE ME

<3

[stark gull]

They'll piss on you

[minor cypress]

Juice force?

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1146205747223466035/1457491899857244321/image.png

[high wing]

https://tenor.com/view/train-wiggle-gif-24702710

[river zealot]

does that mean they cant shoot straight too

that second one looks like a downie

[tepid pebble]

what does fascists have to do with anything

[high wing]

they look so annoyed

[stark gull]

Fuck if I know
At this point that word means nothing

[tepid pebble]

"people we dont like"

but modernism was about loving everyone

[silent pawn]

Consider my timbers shivered

[stark gull]

What if it's a smart people filter, arming geu and throwing them at front lines

But it can't be real

[fluid heron]

new belgium

[deep topaz]

The noticing continues

These emergency rations are incredibly small compared to what I was expecting

[silent pawn]

Give us a taste test

[deep topaz]

In a moment

[shadow wyvern]

:(

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1457886744656482314/e2a188b23ecd5210.mp4?ex=695da256&is=695c50d6&hm=5ff4ef7be14080b9ebbf9328254be0de06d4beacc5c8980bf649c8cc0f82702b&

what just got restocked

[deep topaz]

dry chocolate shortbread. very crumbly

Coup taking place

[clear vapor]

We did it boys

Venezuela is tarkov now

[wooden harbor]

who even is supposed to be in charge right now anyway?

[clear vapor]

Whoever has the largest following

[wooden harbor]

ur telling me the USA hasnt installed anyone?

[clear vapor]

No idea

but im sure they may become a vassal state to someone

[wooden harbor]

well no shit the whole point was to make them a US vassal

[clear vapor]

Relax bro

Its just discord chat

[deep topaz]

The single Jewish lady in Venezuela is up to take his place

[arctic pawn]

oy vey

[stark gull]

That made me cheer for America

[jade narwhal]

@tidal trellis here's a gif named guh for u

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1179296638473359370/1426991145065517097/GUH.gif

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1238896972899946507/1276407181368889365/blee.gif

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441934682450301122/1457901963399139554/togif.gif

Here I made it into a gif

Bleeeehh

[strong crest]

https://tenor.com/view/earhood-cat-sad-cat-heart-cats-gif-6279372237519208133

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255903627328098374/1444991995830468629/togif-155.gif

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441934682450301122/1457051532552962311/togif.gif

[arctic pawn]

damn

[jade narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-angry-attack-gif-8318612315233716848

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-watching-baby-sensory-baby-sensory-gif-5238469316282201243

[jade narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/bnuy-bunny-flat-creature-rabbit-gif-18115814056538656573

[deep topaz]

bnuyy hour

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255271160078143520/1417633873428480080/convert.gif

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/gay-seeking-rabbit-meme-caption-gif-24264024

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287114010688225385/1353183048392380518/IMG_4085.gif

[minor cypress]

Escape from Caracas

[clear vapor]

True

[minor cypress]

Scav boss ramos

[jade narwhal]

Dedawggggg

Underdawgggggg

Dawgfish

[minor cypress]

The goons

[jade narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1100180702357618688/1242299173252894760/1162066051694067823-1.gif

[hushed current]

[minor cypress]

El gordo on Streets instead of Kaban

[clear vapor]

Now we just need like 6 more unique bosses of Venezuelan character/culture

[arctic pawn]

bones of 10000 eaten dogs

becoming one huge entity like a dark souls boss

5 left

[minor cypress]

Trying to think who schturman would be. We could put cartel on Reserve for the boss there.

[clear vapor]

What? Do they eat dogs? im lost

[arctic pawn]

yes, people were starving so much they were eating garbage and their own dogs/dogs in the street

confirmable data

[clear vapor]

I think just 1 scav boss being a cartel boss would be enough, additional ones rob unique characteristics

[clear vapor]

ah

[arctic pawn]

super bigote chronicles

[clear vapor]

Wtf

People act fast with these memes lol

[minor cypress]

We found Jagers cousin, Cazedor.

[clear vapor]

damn

How'd you find that

[minor cypress]

Just randomly searching for spanish hunters trying to find characters that would swap for tarkov bosses lol

[deep topaz]

https://fixupx.com/FaytuksNetwork/status/2008337798550409319

Faytuks Network (@FaytuksNetwork)

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FixupX · Jan 6, 2026, 12:40 AM

as per my previous message

[minor cypress]

The 3 goons being mariachi would go hard

Imagine knight chasing you around with this

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682278196556857414/1456726253854916783/image.png?ex=695d5e0b&is=695c0c8b&hm=b7e0d0343b6700c65181fd345d7946a2b4dd4fefa46d44deddd29debf35a6ae5&

[lusty hazel]

WASS??

PERIODT??

[fading portal]

I’m dropping into Venezuela

So I can get that loot

[stark gull]

Sounds fun

[upper gulch]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-grooming-bunny-grooming-bunny-lick-lick-gif-18364482864211102523

[narrow sorrel]

is this like, an advanced kgb plot?

"alright so we got agents in amurrica but we need to arm them somehow"

[clear vapor]

terrifying

[glad carbon]

isnt it like

literally a grain too tiny to harm you

[narrow sorrel]

"I got it! Polonium in childrens' toys! Tell Alex Glad (formerly Sascha Vladimirovich) to put polonium in childrens' cereal as a toy!"

[upper gulch]

they dont make them like they use to

https://imgur.com/zvqP3sO

[solar breach]

need

[narrow sorrel]

Jesus fucking christ it has a listing on the orau website

https://www.orau.org/health-physics-museum/collection/spinthariscopes/lone-ranger-atom-bomb-ring-spinthariscope.html

[minor cypress]

Damn 40s ad styles go hard

[solar breach]

40s toys were so much cooler anyway

have you SEEN the toy guns kids used to get

[placid sail]

it's very deadly even in small doses, enough to hide in your drink fruity boy

thankfully, the killing factor is alpha radiation, which has penetration power of, well, you

[minor cypress]

Go on

[solar breach]

genius, lets start spiking girls drinks with polonium-210

[placid sail]

meaning it can't even breach the skin layer

[clear vapor]

Pellet guns were considered "toys"

[placid sail]

but if you eat it, tummy very bad very fast

[solar breach]

https://youtu.be/l8fU3_VMeL8

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1255271160078143520/1417633873428480080/convert.gif

[placid sail]

or, you know, the enemies of regime

[solar breach]

i want that the thunderburp so bad

but they are hella rare

[upper gulch]

hidden camera takes real photos

thats the most camera looking camera ive ever seen

[solar breach]

like what happened

[vestal needle]

We removed lead from gasoline

[solar breach]

[vestal needle]

Fun fact

Avgas still has lead in it

[deep topaz]

I'd kill somebody for that tommy gun and revolver

[slender rock]

@placid sail

[solar breach]

ah so thats why i like the smell

[vestal needle]

Airports are one of the largest contributors to atmospheric lead

Not jet fuel, mind you

[vestal needle]

Avgas is what prop planes use

Jet fuel contains no lead

[fluid heron]

sunbrews are fucking good

[vestal needle]

It's called ultra low-lead (ULL) fuel despite having high levels of lead

[minor cypress]

Sloppification

[placid sail]

oh no.

the cursed channel has found me again

goddamit

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fZbiuDfg0ig

[fossil swan]

what is blessing my eyes

[toxic sundial]

meeee

[solar breach]

its healthier if you share that bottle with me

[toxic sundial]

Naaaaaawww

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9U6QLD76I1k

[fossil swan]

what is blessing my eyes busy

[slender rock]

I saw a goddamn gun prepper magazine using ai slop shit

[fossil swan]

what the fufk

[placid sail]

pizza

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CsljWOZxQHU

[solar breach]

please 🥺

[fossil swan]

who the fuck put uranium

on my pizza

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-blue-steel-dean-winchester-blue-steel-gif-8567659534598739753

[solar breach]

why did he lock in so hard

[toxic sundial]

you gotta

lock in or get locked out

[minor cypress]

https://youtube.com/shorts/TSM2GRWE0ds?si=nEw4quh9TJI5jDFb

Most accurate southern youtube cook

[solar breach]

im gonna be real i never really liked shrimp

crawfish, yeah sure

crab and lobster, also sure

shrimp? ehhhhhhh

[placid sail]

amount of spices used to drive away vampires, parasites, small animals and male pattern baldness

though I feel like some shit like that does hit great when you're drunk

[solar breach]

still prob wouldnt be enough

[minor cypress]

https://youtube.com/shorts/CedhuTFl6Nw?si=Kv7iWNSB6rad6e05

We like seasoning

[minor cypress]

Ehh, if i eat shrimp its gotta be hot. Cant stand cold shrimp dishes

[solar breach]

i just dont like it in general

always thought it was too chewy

[minor cypress]

If you overcook shrimp, its fucked. You do you

I think lobster is pretty mid on its own

[placid sail]

jesus do you even feel the taste of food at this point?

also THE FUCK YOU MEAN MAKING ROUX THE COLOR OF DARK CHOCOLATE

that is YOU BURNED YOUR ROUX color!

is it why you need that much spices?

I feel intrigued and horrified

[minor cypress]

Nah, not burnt. You still taste everything lmao

This is burnt roux

This is good roux

[slender rock]

Thick roux

[minor cypress]

The food nerd explanation

[slender rock]

Thicker than @naive bison's sister's ass apparently

[minor cypress]

Same idea as seared steak tastes good and isn't burnt

[slender rock]

That's gonna be a good gumbo

I had terrible one

It was meh

[fossil swan]

gonna vanish like venezuelas president

[slender rock]

Don't care

[minor cypress]

There is also no such thing as measuring unless you are baking

We vibe season until it looks and tastes right

[slender rock]

This is true

Baking is more specific

[solar breach]

500 cups of tonys

[slender rock]

Or until your ancestors scream at you from the beyond

[wooden harbor]

oh they have been doing that all along 🙂

[minor cypress]

If you feel the ghost of grandmas wood spoon, you are getting close to done.

[icy patrol]

if when eating southern cooking you can’t feel your arteries cry in response, you’re not doing it right

[minor cypress]

https://youtube.com/shorts/oLwiYShjzTg?si=ygtWSYCbK7-6RzIO

Busy would die at a crawfish boil

[wooden harbor]

one day i hope to be at a crawfish boil

[rocky geode]

https://www.businessinsider.com/godfather-of-saas-jason-lemkin-replace-humans-ai-agents-sales-2026-1?utm_source=firefox-newtab-en-us

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-friday-chill-yakuza0-majima-gif-20346943

[rocky geode]

look at this mf

[minor cypress]

Palantir gaze

[rocky geode]

clanker lover

truly

[minor cypress]

Just do a seafood boil

If you can't source crawfish

Potatos, corn, shrimp, crab, mushrooms, sausage, etc.

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-slaps-rat-cat-and-rat-cat-slaps-mouse-cat-and-mouse-slap-gif-27218695

[rocky geode]

yes

[minor cypress]

the potatoes are the best part

[rocky geode]

tatoes

[wooden harbor]

sounds like way too many non-seafood things

[minor cypress]

Absolutley nuclear levels of seasoning soaked in

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-16817618988821088335

[rocky geode]

boil em mash em stick em in a stew

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/luffy-gordo-luffy-gordinho-gif-25125796

[minor cypress]

Trust me, it just works. Especially if they absorb all the seasoning

[wooden harbor]

oh i know how it works. i have had a seafood boil. and the seafood was by far the highlight

i already eat potatoes and sausage all the time. i wanna eat crawfish till icant move

[spring quail]

i dont like seafood so i eat plant crabs

[rocky geode]

what in the southern food

its boiled deez nuts

(these are good tho)

[minor cypress]

I'd try it, but boiled peanuts in a can seems off

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/gnE9vSqpNWA?si=uBfvAaEG1_TJIh6C

[spring quail]

peanut patch is fine, otherwise good luck finding any

sometimes i pour out a can in a pot and simmer them so they're hot

gigantic can in a crock pot is also nice

[minor cypress]

On a giant table lined with newspaper, friends and tons of beer

[deep topaz]

are you supposed to eat the peanut shells or no

[wooden harbor]

exactly!

[spring quail]

no

you crack them open like crab leg

or crawfish

[rocky geode]

do you eat bannanas with the shell

i actually do eat roasted peanut shells tho

dont @ me

thats where all the salt goes

[deep topaz]

I've heard you're "supposed" to eat them with the shells on

[wooden harbor]

boiled peanuts with an assload of cajun seasoning is pretty legit

[spring quail]

you heard wrong

[rocky geode]

who has been trolling you

[wooden harbor]

i bet you could eat the shell, but they are very tough and fibrous and it would be a miserable experience

[spring quail]

delicious nut meat inside

[minor cypress]

Especially if where you bought them from looks sketchy

[wooden harbor]

the smaller the establishment, the better

[spring quail]

unfortunately i haven't seen a roadside peanut bubba in years

[minor cypress]

You just know its gonna slap

[minor cypress]

Same, i miss em.

[spring quail]

there's a geotag on my apple maps that's just "boiled peanut man" and it's someone's house in bfe

its not on google

im scared to go

[rocky geode]

big yepper hours

[rocky geode]

that shit probably goes so hard

and that sweet tea probably goes down just as easy

[wooden harbor]

ur either gonna get tied to a tree and used as target practice, or have the best peanuts of ur life

[minor cypress]

The peanuts are worth it

Just bring a case of nattys as protection

[spring quail]

what if they like busch

[deep topaz]

bring a gun

[minor cypress]

Then pray and buy more peanuts

[wooden harbor]

idk but all the florida men i know will accept a case of natty ice as a bargaining chip

[little mirage]

Serbian politician cereal after genocide

[rocky geode]

hell you can use that as payment if you forget cash

[deep topaz]

a case of natty should be worth at least 3 bags of peanuts

[slender rock]

Drooling cat

[visual stirrup]

Smiling Friends type shit

[minor cypress]

Southern diplomacy tactics

[rocky geode]

thats a good measurement im ngl

[minor cypress]

And probably the rest of the unsold peanuts as they close shop early

[rocky geode]

and some meth if youre lucky

LOL

southern things

[visual stirrup]

@placid sail
made borscht yesterday in the infamous 4-gallon pot

probably my best batch yet. mutton, beef, two entire cabbages, some chard, beets from my garden, homemade broth

[minor cypress]

Brother in law's boyfriend finally got introduced to the family, came over for dinner. Inlaws cooked bunch of southern food as tradition.

[visual stirrup]

carrots and potatoes were store bought

my soil is too hard for most root vegetables

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/greens-beans-thanksgiving-tomatoes-gif-10312407

[minor cypress]

Dude is from lake charles. Refused to at least try anything once because he didn't like it, went to get mcdonalds after.

-10000 generational goodwill

[minor cypress]

Biblical levels of fumbling.

[rocky geode]

WHAT

1000 YEARS DUNGEON

aint no mf way

[wooden harbor]

wow refused southern cooking and went to mcD's instead??! SHAMFUR DISPRAY

[rocky geode]

aint no mf way

[minor cypress]

Yep. He is on the shit list eternally

[rocky geode]

yeah he just made mine

i havent even met him

[minor cypress]

Unless you have allergies, you try what you are offered at least once.

[wooden harbor]

you gotta at least sample a couple things to show some goodwill man...

[minor cypress]

Bare minimum

[visual stirrup]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess he has a child's sense of taste.

Grown ass men with a diet of pizza, chicken tenders, mac n cheese, and fast food.

[rocky geode]

you have to eat least fill a plate and eat it or everyone in the entire room is going to be so sus of you

[solar breach]

the ones from a random dude in the middle of no where are the best ones

[vestal needle]

https://vxtwitter.com/JeremiahDJohns/status/2008251290271486112?s=20

Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 (@JeremiahDJohns)

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[minor cypress]

No clue, didn't ask any further.

[rocky geode]

and the macdonalds afterwards?

nail in the coffin

[minor cypress]

Fr

We could handle him not being hungry.

Or having allergies.

[toxic sundial]

5 years since bannerlord released and it's still half finished

[visual stirrup]

garlic was also from the garden

[minor cypress]

But not sampling, then going to mcdonalds, on the first family intro, is southern social suicide.

[toxic sundial]

every 6 months for past 3 years I've reinstalled and done a playthrough and every fucking time I'm disappointed shit hasn't changed

[tepid pebble]

bitches released an expansion

[toxic sundial]

that fucking sucks and is half broken

[arctic pawn]

is the aim suppposed to be like this?

[tepid pebble]

still yet to complete the main game

[arctic pawn]

most of them are the same way

[toxic sundial]

has no interaction with the main gameplay loop either

[tepid pebble]

i think they run out of money

probably has a skeleton crew

[wooden harbor]

i just havrest and ate some sunchokes for the first time. dude they are great. like an upgraded potato

[rocky geode]

no its supposed to be like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcKN_ztDDZg

[tepid pebble]

mf asking gamma questions in the fart

[arctic pawn]

yeah this model is indeed like that

[toxic sundial]

un fucking real there is no co op or versus for bannerlord either

[arctic pawn]

now scopes i buy are all the same shit

[toxic sundial]

Holy shit it would be peak

[slender rock]

Or shit post

[rocky geode]

put up to your chin like that and everything?

[minor cypress]

BIL said the boyfriend thinks he isn't liked because ghey. Hes just not liked for poor manners

[slender rock]

Gossip

[rocky geode]

kino

[slender rock]

Benis

[visual stirrup]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1153801027728982066/1406727372472062094/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker.gif

[rocky geode]

abysmal manners

[visual stirrup]

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wxQPkzJSv8

[spring quail]

coronavirus potatoes

[slender rock]

But manchoke investment

[tepid pebble]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVllBYOtELA

[rocky geode]

seek christ

[tepid pebble]

i cant stop listening to this shit

[tepid pebble]

whats the past tense of seek

sook ?

[rocky geode]

yeah

its sook

[visual stirrup]

sought

[rocky geode]

no shh

[tepid pebble]

fuck english

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fA9_gNJ4Q6Y&list=RDfA9_gNJ4Q6Y&start_radio=1

[arctic pawn]

it has a switch that glows it

now its good

[rocky geode]

okay that slaps

[minor cypress]

100000 "that boy aint right" upon ye

[visual stirrup]

most people who complain about english haven't properly examined their own language

[rocky geode]

i have a scope like that irl

love me some light up christmass tree

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[rocky geode]

yeah its that and not the fact that i thought sook sounded funny

u caught me

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/intruder-lowtiergod-kys-gif-6701652745585782902

[visual stirrup]

but we are unique in the fact that is sometimes impossible to guess a word's pronunciation from spelling alone

[wooden harbor]

idgaf silent letters are bullshit

[visual stirrup]

blame the french

[wooden harbor]

gladly

[visual stirrup]

americans didn't force all those english nobles to suck up to french culture and language and ignore their own

[tepid pebble]

ANNIE ARE YOU OK

[rocky geode]

me and your mom

[wooden harbor]

clearly the english did not hate the french enough

[arctic pawn]

the level of detail god damn

[verbal needle]

Idk man, they spent 100 years at war with them

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[rocky geode]

if only there were real ballistics

[arctic pawn]

bros even put light around the corners of the aim

[rocky geode]

you could actually use the tree

[wooden harbor]

all those wars and it still wasn't enough to keep the language sane

[verbal needle]

Now they have words like chippy and jellied eel

[rocky geode]

and they wonder why we laugh at them

[arctic pawn]

the more i play gamma more i love this fucking game

how am i supposed to work now

[rocky geode]

hes dripped out

[verbal needle]

Does the UK even have snakes? I thought St Pat drove them all out

[rocky geode]

i cant wait till fashion idiots start wearing halo jump suits

[rocky geode]

that was out of ireland mf

where do you think he drove them to

[verbal needle]

Shh I'm rage baiting

[rocky geode]

then they came back and invaded the northern part

[minor cypress]

The attention to detail and QoL really dunks on AAA studios

[rocky geode]

i think they like to be called protestants

[visual stirrup]

St. Patrick carbombed the snakes out of Ireland

[rocky geode]

amen

[arctic pawn]

200%

this is true love

[rocky geode]

yeah gamma is life

[arctic pawn]

0 corpo shit ruining it

[rocky geode]

but youre in in brainfart

so stop fucking mentioning it

idiot

[rocky geode]

call flop gae rn to make up for it

[arctic pawn]

i dont like the other channels

i would even ask for support in brainfart if i could

[minor cypress]

All of that, on top of a redux of an ancient era engine

[rocky geode]

on one core

unless

[rocky geode]

sips drink

[arctic pawn]

@tidal trellis super gae twink cracker

[rocky geode]

hes not a cracker but good enough

[arctic pawn]

is he black?

or brown?

i dont think so

[rocky geode]

hes pink

[arctic pawn]

cracker

[rocky geode]

bright hot pink

[rocky geode]

neon pink

[arctic pawn]

damn

[minor cypress]

https://discord.com/channels/912320241713958912/1445642460779909211

Plus people still working on new stuff

[rocky geode]

yep

[slender rock]

What

[solar breach]

blue cause hes taken 300 billion chems

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/wake-up-wake-up-meme-jo-jake-gyllenhaal-hangover-gif-5788552611465275458

its been 2 hours

[minor cypress]

What game?

[river zealot]

call to arms gates of hell

[tepid pebble]

is that from the men of war people

[river zealot]

yeah

its pretty much just better men of war

[toxic sundial]

lesbian

[rocky geode]

LOL

[rocky geode]

he kidnapped the wife too

why edit it

[tepid pebble]

who cares about the wife lmao

[rocky geode]

https://fixupx.com/PapiTrumpo/status/2007927104713933060

il Donaldo Trumpo (@PapiTrumpo)

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

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FixupX · Jan 4, 2026, 9:28 PM

[rocky geode]

the original quote is "but i did kidnap his wife"

he fuckingaroudo and he ultimately foundouto

[tepid pebble]

it obviously doesnt work in this context

why cant you enjoy a meme

[rocky geode]

IT ABSOLUTELY WORKS WE KIDNAPPED HIS WIFE

[tepid pebble]

you are your own worst enemy

[rocky geode]

why cant you just suck me sideways

you are my worst enemy

[toxic sundial]

if I get another warhammer tacticus ad I'm gonna blow a gasket

[tepid pebble]

i just noticed i didnt get anything from steam sales

[toxic sundial]

nothin worth gettin

that I didn't already have*