They just eat normal MREs p sure
#🎪bruh-fart
quaint ore
coarse bear
A new menu review
frail scaffold
id probably lose🥀
quartz ridge
they eat the same thing as everyone else
deltas cool though i like that theyre back in the spotlight
there literally nothing on them unless you are deeply autistic about delta force
clear vapor
id probably lose🥀
Enchant your fists at an enchantment table to Sharpness V
coarse bear
We just didn't know it wouldn't be HL3 at first
quartz ridge
there literally nothing on them unless you are deeply autistic about delta force
like the only big things is their failures because thats the only time you really talk about them
but for the past 2 decades they do really cool sneaky shit in the ME and Europe and you won't ever learn about it lol
naive bison
if judaism ever dies out alex will kill himself, because he'd have nothing to talk about
quaint ore
Truly the most faithful rabbi
quartz ridge
if judaism ever dies out alex will kill himself, because he'd have nothing to ta...
i will then have to delete all of my goy.pngs and that will RUIN me
naive bison
i forgot about how when dl1 got the enhanced edition or whatever
it suffered a slight effect of modern game enshittification
frail scaffold
4k ultra hd
young lintel
naive bison
i made my fps go from uncapped to cap at 120
and my gpu and cpu usage dropped from 90 to 30%
deep topaz
what game
young lintel
venuzuela cod before gta 6
icy apex
@coarse bear are maduro jokes alright
clear vapor
venuzuela cod before gta 6
Indeed
narrow lotus
<@64340825659678720> are maduro jokes alright
yes , the memes and jokes are ok
icy apex
narrow lotus
the political talk is not
coarse bear
<@64340825659678720> are maduro jokes alright
Memes, yes
Actual politics, no
Ru-ua conflict memes are still mostly out of the question
clear vapor
icy apex
i knew iedy is a real one
quartz ridge
the political talk is not
narrow lotus
where's ghislain
redacted in the corner
narrow lotus
@grizzled meadow @icy apex
quartz ridge
It's Fortunate Son
no he heard the Macareana slowed and reverbed
watching that shit was cool as fuck i cant lie
narrow lotus
watching that shit was cool as fuck i cant lie
naive bison
narrow lotus
<@146741297875517440> https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/81459433460675382...
literally know of a guy that opened the driver door and shat at the stoplight
then left
naive bison
literally know of a guy that opened the driver door and shat at the stoplight
unless that guy can control his bladder to not piss when shitting
that means he pissed all over the seat
deep topaz
you can't control yourself to not piss while you shit?
naive bison
Xal's asshole cant hold it either , we all know it
clear vapor
coarse bear
Xal's asshole cant hold it either , we all know it
narrow lotus
Yes, 50 Cent (Curtis Jackson) was famously shot nine times at close range on May 24, 2000. The attack occurred outside his grandmother's former home in South Jamaica, Queens, as he was sitting in a friend's car
quartz ridge
clear vapor
quartz ridge
https://tenor.com/view/steve-carell-the-office-yikes-this-is-the-worst-cringe-gi...
you gotta admit it goes hard though
i fw it
coarse bear
quartz ridge
clear vapor
coarse bear
More moe armed forces edits
My late 92 yo demented great grandma would've reacted faster than this guy
pale ingot
i keep getting teasers of this new cool game coming out soon
looks boriing!!
naive bison
looks boriing!!
fuck you!
naive bison
@pale ingot btw im playing the "NOW I KNOW WHAT IT DO" game
pale ingot
<@591187403029610496> btw im playing the "NOW I KNOW WHAT IT DO" game
youre playing peak
lets goo
pale ingot
pale ingot
both are fine but dl1 is better
naive bison
both are fine but dl1 is better
dl1 is better but i cant put my finger on why exactly
pale ingot
dl1 is better but i cant put my finger on why exactly
atmosphere bro.
shit just hits harder
pale ingot
dl2 dont really do none of that
naive bison
the way u get exp
you get 0 exp in dl2 by just playing the game
you gotta do missions and shit
pale ingot
thats true
its a pain in the ass to level
i think i had to do ng+ to even unlock legend levels in dl2
maybe i shouldve done more side quests or something idk
drifting mantle
fading portal
pale ingot
pale ingot
coarse bear
it pains me to say this chat but
You should get Routine
pale ingot
You should get Routine
Whar?
coarse bear
The horror game
minor cypress
theres no games
coarse bear
pale ingot
https://store.steampowered.com/app/606160/ROUTINE/
ouh.. its like fortnite
coarse bear
minor cypress
https://store.steampowered.com/app/606160/ROUTINE/
This looks pretty good
Reminds me of SOMA but in space
pale ingot
just saw this fucking tweet off discord hold on
this shit is
ai generated timelapse
and the tweet says " It really gives you a sense of the 200-year history of computers. The speed of evolution is amazing. " (google translated)
like fuck off
deep topaz
slop slop
pale ingot
some people have to be lobotomized
placid sail
sorry, just as I was answering you, discord banned me for a day for shitposting about concluding the lives of trump's personal terror forces. wholegrain pasta, just as brown rice is to white rice, is made out of, well, the whole grain. white rice, usual pasta - they use a grain that had its outer layer removed, which makes the product tastier, but less nutritious, there's a lot of fiber, protein and other good shit in that outer layer, but mass produce doesn't need healthy, it needs yummy and everything that sells good
placid sail
I like wholegrain pasta though, it tastes even better than the usual one
brown rice is an aquired taste, though
pale ingot
1910's is 1980-2000s
bro look at the fucking 2026 image
pale ingot
cinema
coarse bear
Reminds me of SOMA but in space
Kinda?
humble bear
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2003871693111173165
This really makes you think
prisma quartz
the future is truly fan with rgb
pale ingot
This really makes you think
braincells oozing out of my eye sockets with every frame of that tweet
slender rock
Staple them back in
quaint ore
My question is how they had computers in 1808 when the first computer was made in 1830
And even then it was barely any electrical parts
slender rock
minor cypress
and the tweet says " It really gives you a sense of the 200-year history of comp...
it turned everything to rgb fan
pale ingot
200% keyboard when
placid sail
is there any need for a numpad aside from when you're playing minecraft and need every bindable key in existence
minor cypress
I finally moved away from a fullsize to a 96%
minor cypress
is there any need for a numpad aside from when you're playing minecraft and need...
I would rather saw my skull open with a plastic spoon before i filed taxes and spreadsheets without numpad
prisma quartz
yeah games aside, numpad is very convenient for typing numbers
placid sail
huh
so it really just "the regular row of numbers isn't convenient give me a cellphone style square"
minor cypress
Its something you rarely need but appreciate it when you need it.
coarse bear
We going 200%
Doesn't some editor at LTT basically have a 300% layout
By having two more keyboards
And all the keys are macros
placid sail
every 4chan copypasta tied to a key
minor cypress
96% is a nice middleground. Cuts out the BS keys most people don't need, way smaller but doesn't feel cramped.
placid sail
what's the 4%
simple ore
i need 100% to help my mom
she needs to fill out marks at the end of the semester
and i do it really fast on a numpad lmao
coarse bear
what's the 4%
Scroll lock, pause break
Uh
Uhhhh
Fuckin right ctrl?
simple ore
i do
coarse bear
Fucking when
simple ore
mod menu for half sword
deep topaz
I'd love to have an over 100% keyboard
prisma quartz
insert is the button i press accidentally and go "fuck i pressed insert"
placid sail
Scroll lock, pause break
Uh
Uhhhh
Fuckin right ctrl?
oh it's those bozos above my arrow keys I never use
prisma venture
mossad
coarse bear
Out of those 6, I reliably use Home and End
Page Up/Down? Ain't that just swim up/down in HL
prisma venture
whats up
minor cypress
page up and down
delete and end are useful
And print screen
prisma venture
need boose?
placid sail
btw wtf is the key next to insert called
backspace
deep topaz
Insert is useful if you're using a text editor CLI in Linux. Forget which one has an insert and command mode. Gotta press insert to switch to insert mode
placid sail
insert
placid sail
yes retard I'm telling you how it is on MY keyboard
do you think they're all the same
storm stream
sorry, just as I was answering you, discord banned me for a day for shitposting ...
lmao
The masses don't understand what's been taken away from ~~them ~~ the pasta grain
simple ore
i have a shit hp keyboard so mine is the default
deep topaz
The key to the right of insert for me is "home"
placid sail
homer
placid sail
lmao
The masses don't understand what's been taken away from ~~them ~~ *the pas...
get this, it takes actual extra work to make wholegrain products into refined ones, makes them less nutritious, but they're overall much cheaper
because it's the mass product everyone buys
primal rapids
First day back from holiday vacation, management is already probably going to give us mandatory overtime
low atlas
First day back from holiday vacation, management is already probably going to gi...
I thought you were management..
fallow trellis
wooden harbor
I finally moved away from a fullsize to a 96%
damn i didnt know they make em like this. as a arrow key enjoyer, the huge gaps between the arrow keys and other keys on a full size has always been a problem, but i know what kind of keyboard i'm getting when this one breaks!
primal rapids
I thought you were management..
That was at my old job in retail. I am now working in a factory because it pays much better and has actual benefits
minor cypress
damn i didnt know they make em like this. as a arrow key enjoyer, the huge gaps ...
Rtings has a good overdetailed breakdown
wooden harbor
one day i will no longer be doing finger stretching exercise while i game 🙂
placid sail
minor cypress
This is hell
placid sail
but where are the Fs
coarse bear
prisma quartz
but where are the Fs
i assume FN modified numbers
coarse bear
Delta full of furries
placid sail
i assume FN modified numbers
this fucking sucks
minor cypress
They make 40% keyboards
placid sail
wooden harbor
what the actual fuck. they may as well just turn it into a big red button at that point
prisma quartz
They make 40% keyboards
placid sail
fuck outta here with your luigi keyboard
prisma quartz
can't wait for 0% keyboard with neuralink
wooden harbor
i imagine the split spacebar doesnt have the uncomfortable tilting issue that full size ones have, but that function key in the middle is diabolical
minor cypress
Oh god i didnt even see the split spacebar
placid sail
even if you mutilate it like that, WHY LEAVE TWO SEPARATE SPACEBARS
minor cypress
Why would you ever put it in the middle
minor cypress
God is dead
lusty hazel
good evening godless sodomites
placid sail
God is dead
why is it two ups and downs
prisma quartz
God is dead
if you're gonna make something like this why make it wired 
worst case scenario wired tech
simple ore
https://vxtwitter.com/_Hazardous_Wolf/status/2008030512573759896?s=20
it's not like i needed more reasons to hate
simple ore
https://stupidpenisx.com/TwonXBT/status/2007876333574177251
what the fuck am i seeing
prisma quartz
mentally ill person
narrow lotus
what the fuck am i seeing
she prob has either weight scars or she cut herself or whatever
river zealot
what the fuck am i seeing
self harm scars
narrow lotus
yeah
simple ore
back or front
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/neuron-activation-neuron-gif-1455356329209493514
they're gonna find you in many many pieces
in separate trash bags
simple ore
she prob has either weight scars or she cut herself or whatever
those are not weight scars
wooden harbor
mfer looking like the slave that only ever listened to the whip
minor cypress
if you're gonna make something like this why make it wired <:omegakekw:101612111...
I think its ergonomic to reduce shoulder strain or some BS
narrow lotus
well then she cuts herself to the point where she needs a better blade to finish the job i guess
lusty hazel
she prob has either weight scars or she cut herself or whatever
weight scars? you mean stretch marks
prisma quartz
weight scars sounds cooler
minor cypress
https://stupidpenisx.com/TwonXBT/status/2007876333574177251
Looks like tattoo wrap paper thats not fully flush
deep topaz
Those are not stretch marks lol
prisma quartz
fat people are veterans
river zealot
Looks like tattoo wrap paper thats not fully flush
that what i thought at first
wooden harbor
fat people are veterans
veterans of golden corral
river zealot
had to zoom in
placid sail
well then she cuts herself to the point where she needs a better blade to finish...
there's a particular kind of people, usually with borderline personality disorder, that cut themselves a lot, not because they're trying to kill themselves, but because the sensation of pain is their really not good, very bad, terrible, but well it works way of covering their really unpleasant feelings with it
lusty hazel
these are stretch marks sir
minor cypress
simple ore
im still confused man does she have no nipples
narrow lotus
there's a particular kind of people, usually with borderline personality disorde...
Freaky
prisma quartz
there's a particular kind of people, usually with borderline personality disorde...
you forget attention seeking
which is very real too
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 SM
The abbr. of Sado [Masochism]. A sexual act involving two or more participants whom having [overwhelming] amount of desire to either sexually torture others or be sexually tortured by others. Also [associated] with BDSM.
My friend had went to a SM party [last night]; [that's why] they stayed home today because it is a tiring [activity].
deep topaz
Rocket tattoo. Nerd
placid sail
you forget attention seeking
yes but usually they go for low effort, scarring half your body does take some dedication
slender rock
In the hospital, these walkways are narrow as hell
placid sail
50 grandmas in those
not sure american hospitals have the same babushka infestation
simple ore
yes but usually they go for low effort, scarring half your body does take some d...
but sexualizing it online is something
slender rock
Anyways
river zealot
not sure american hospitals have the same babushka infestation
probably not
who knows
slender rock
Gf/wife/torturer isn't feeling good
deep topaz
Surely nothing bad will happen
simple ore
ai slop
minor cypress
50 grandmas in those
slender rock
Ueuoeeueeue
pale ingot
Surely nothing bad will happen
scary wendicg s jump him
slender rock
pale ingot
AHHHHHHHH
slender rock
Eventually it'll send
wooden harbor
not sure american hospitals have the same babushka infestation
good question, but so far i am doing great going nowhere near hospitals and dont intend on ending that streak
placid sail
only thing that comes to mind from seeing all those cool scars is damn that must hurt like a mf to just even move
slender rock
good question, but so far i am doing great going nowhere near hospitals and dont...
Now you fucked up
Murphy's law
wooden harbor
eh we all gonna fall someday. i dont worry about jinxes
slender rock
Hnm
naive bison
https://vxtwitter.com/_Hazardous_Wolf/status/2008030512573759896?s=20
kill yourself
naive bison
https://stupidpenisx.com/TwonXBT/status/2007876333574177251
ewwwwaaa
placid sail
weird ass american plugs
quaint ore
You know the song is good when the shout makes you thibk like you are getting chased by a fucking cryptid
slender rock
Its GFCI
placid sail
watch your language blur
wooden harbor
i thought GFCI normally have buttons on it
slender rock
This is the industrial one
wooden harbor
ahh so how do u reset an industrial one? or do you not?
placid sail
reset?..
slender rock
Other panel probably
lapis zinc
ahh so how do u reset an industrial one? or do you not?
with a fork
slender rock
It is a hospital
wooden harbor
so in homes they have a reset button on them for when they are tripped
slender rock
naive bison
wooden harbor
yeah just a nice extra safety feature
minor cypress
placid sail
our shitpiss ass ancient building could use those, we have occasional sudden power shutdowns
placid sail
I'm starting to think your mommy gf dumped you into a liminal space
naive bison
<:speakbigtrouble:1401899313336029215>
river zealot
<:speakbigtrouble:1401899313336029215>
No woman can suck your balls like those freaks
naive bison
No woman can suck your balls like those freaks
sir
deep topaz
He's curious about your report card from school
naive bison
how would you know
river zealot
Choose wisely
slender rock
I'm starting to think your mommy gf dumped you into a liminal space
She said "i hate you" because she hates hospitals
river zealot
how would you know
tidal sonnet
wooden harbor
i would rather have a leech sucking my balls then a chick that fucked in the head
placid sail
She said "i hate you" because she hates hospitals
well I dunno die from the illness then?
slender rock
You said you had abdominal pain that literally made you fold into a pile of laundry
deep topaz
well I dunno die from the illness then?
Man up and thug it out
river zealot
i would rather have a leech sucking my balls then a chick that fucked in the hea...
Oh would you now
slender rock
She said I was "being mean" i was supposed to let her die
Like if I can't
She can't neither
wooden harbor
Oh would you now
yeah at least leaches have built-in pain meds to i dont feel it. she will make it absolute torture
slender rock
suffer together
simple ore
that's aint a mommy
that's a step mother that i hate gf
slender rock
i would rather have a leech sucking my balls then a chick that fucked in the hea...
What if they sucked like a leach?
naive bison
I LOVE FENTANYL I LOVE FENTANYL I LOVE FENTANYL I LOVE FENTANYL I LOVE FENTANYL I LOVE FENTANYL
slender rock
who's actually infantile af
No shes tired, having insomnia
wooden harbor
What if they sucked like a leach?
no amount of novacaine is gonna make that damaged mess of a woman worth the trouble
naive bison
wooden harbor
everyone be like hmm i can have tingly numb balls HMMMmmMmM
slender rock
Exactly
minor cypress
No woman can suck your balls like those freaks
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
deep topaz
river zealot
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
wooden harbor
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
when u walk thru a metal detector and the officer asks you to please remove your face
slender rock
@river zealot do they have them in ukr
slender rock
Alt mentally ill tho
pale ingot
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
deep topaz
placid sail
is this why avatar is so popular
deep topaz
Yes
minor cypress
What are they like?
Exhausting and never worth the trouble unless you have an escape plan. Do not redeem
Or redeem and run
humble bear
https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-stare-you-will-pay-for-your-crimes-silly-...
Crabs are so fucking terrifying
deep topaz
Crabs are so fucking terrifying
How is a crab terrifying
humble bear
I haven’t had sex in a year
wooden harbor
Crabs are so fucking terrifying
they are jus little fellas that like to walk sideways and do crabs things
deep topaz
Crabs are the little critters of the water
humble bear
They’re freaks is what they are
placid sail
regular crabs are cool
placid sail
https://tenor.com/view/lobster-lobster-stare-you-will-pay-for-your-crimes-silly-...
but those thin ones are weird
humble bear
And that one shrimp
wooden harbor
they go ZOOOM
pale ingot
Crabs are so fucking terrifying
deep topaz
placid sail
slash me slaps you with an actual fucking plasma blast
humble bear
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/706943077839011864/1457628953278677043/hx...
No joke one time my friends and I went to the beach and caught a bunch of crabs in a bucket then poured vodka on them then forgot about them and they all died
placid sail
naive bison
playing through dl1 you remember how fucking awful combat against humans is
deep topaz
These ones are a bit creepy
humble bear
Felt like a war crime
naive bison
that's 1 thing dl2 did way better
pale ingot
No joke one time my friends and I went to the beach and caught a bunch of crabs ...
wtf
pale ingot
playing through dl1 you remember how fucking awful combat against humans is
yeah
well
naive bison
is this why avatar is so popular
kill yourself
pale ingot
you can always just pull out the thermonuclear bomb (throwing knives) @naive bison
wooden harbor
We just wanted them to get drunk with us
well i gues they did get drunk. fatally
pale ingot
Didn’t want them to die
youu. are evil
placid sail
We just wanted them to get drunk with us
"I just wanted the dog to enjoy some chocolate with me why it had to die man"
naive bison
you can always just pull out the thermonuclear bomb (throwing knives) <@29270021...
that'
s dl2
humble bear
Not my fault it was the crabs fault
placid sail
so true bestie
naive bison
the best thing you can do is get fully upgraded knives asap in dl2
they legit like 2-3 shot volatiles
pale ingot
s dl2
never really used throwing knives in dl1 i wouldnt know but dl2 is evil with the knives
wooden harbor
hope u at least ate the crabs
pale ingot
hope u at least ate the crabs
probably felt too guilty to
wooden harbor
hopefully
humble bear
We poured them on the side of the road
wooden harbor
oof killed thru negligence and then wasted the meat. yeah that was a shit move...
tame halo
is this why avatar is so popular
@narrow lotus material
wooden harbor
no more diseased than ur drunken ass i bet XD
placid sail
oof killed thru negligence and then wasted the meat. yeah that was a shit move.....
some local animals got drunk from eating cocktail crabs
naive bison
pale ingot
umbral field
solar breach
sour carbon
unborn geode
guys If the ceiling is burning just relax and craft another ladder in Minecraft
prisma venture
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/904058827534635038/1046074038151290962/...
HOLD ON WE CAN POST GOREGE DROYD?!?
SINCE WHEN
unborn geode
funny enough, I was in Switzerland at the time
pale ingot
HOLD ON WE CAN POST GOREGE DROYD?!?
i didnt post george droyd
prisma venture
what is it then
pale ingot
minion
slender rock
prisma venture
scenic field
Yayyy ER visits!
minor cypress
You find free prizes in the sharps container
placid sail
was it all a ploy by your gf to remove your balls
slender rock
Balls still intact
heady crow
was it all a ploy by your gf to remove your balls
Do we have a new pango?
placid sail
Balls still intact
curious how all the photo angles are from a bed...
placid sail
Do we have a new pango?
oh yeah blur is 100% under dommy mommy's heel
heady crow
Can you press the morphine
placid sail
pegging will commence immediately
slender rock
naive bison
age catching up to LTG
naive bison
bro looks like an unc that he is
placid sail
this adds ten morbillion dollars to your seventy morbillion dollars bills
slender rock
Can you press the morphine
They only did the liquid ibuprofen
slender rock
curious how all the photo angles are from a bed...
Niuh uh
slender rock
Gonna fall asleep here
river zealot
slender rock
naive bison
river zealot
river zealot
Thats a felony
river zealot
would probably just kick you out
slender rock
Only button is this silence alert shit for the oximeter
placid sail
artyom desperately trying to experience the mystical world of outside through blur and immediately turning it into an attempt at local terrorism
primal kayak
press it and scream code blue
What's "code blue"?
river zealot
What's "code blue"?
its different in every hospital iirc
could be heart stop or no breathing
primal kayak
Ah
placid sail
so has anyone tried to diagnoze your gf yet or they've just filled her up with drugs and called it a day
slender rock
Waiting on labs
river zealot
so has anyone tried to diagnoze your gf yet or they've just filled her up with d...
idk if they would even try
slender rock
They did ultrasound and endoscopy up the hoohah
placid sail
insomnia is
for the artyom that reads one row of text out of 20: blur's dommy mommy has intense abdominal pain
insomnia is secondary and is most likely caused by pain
placid sail
you never do you extinct dodo
river zealot
you never do you extinct dodo
yeah this channel is not important enough to read into every msg
placid sail
right, only #epstein-and-trump-news channel gets your full attention
how do you even live like this?
slender rock
insomnia is secondary and is most likely caused by pain
Ontop of chronic backpain she has already
Also this fucking alarm for the spo2
feral kiln
river zealot
how do you even live like this?
im sorry for not caring with my whole soul about everything that happens in this god forsaken channel?
minor cypress
press it and scream code blue
Code black is better
placid sail
is it for a black patient
placid sail
im sorry for not caring with my whole soul about everything that happens in this...
you misunderstood, but I too am not invested enough to continue talking with you
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1431024558944813180/1446755176643039293/t...
white tear runs down leg
river zealot
code black is bomb threat iirc
feral kiln
yup
minor cypress
is it for a black patient
Yes, they can call code brown for someone shitting everywhere
slender rock
placid sail
mass casualty accident? like, a bunch of people arriving from some incident into the hospital, or something that happened in the hospital itself?
slender rock
Combative person
minor cypress
mass casualty accident? like, a bunch of people arriving from some incident into...
Bunch of patients like a building collapse, they have mass casualty protocols
sacred mountain
mass casualty accident? like, a bunch of people arriving from some incident into...
Yea that
river zealot
you misunderstood, but I too am not invested enough to continue talking with you
its bold of you to assume i care about trump epstein more than just shitposting about it
minor cypress
And a number/tagging system with priority based on "most likely to survive"
sacred mountain
Pink is child kidnapping here
placid sail
And a number/tagging system with priority based on "most likely to survive"
kinda fucked up they prioritize light cases over heavy ones in situations like that if I recall correctly, but the logic is sound
river zealot
And a number/tagging system with priority based on "most likely to survive"
shieeeet
what was that show
the ER one that released like last year
minor cypress
kinda fucked up they prioritize light cases over heavy ones in situations like t...
Not exactly
minor cypress
Red > yellow > green > black in treatment order
placid sail
huh
sacred mountain
Not exactly
No they do
placid sail
so they do prioritize heavy cases!
sacred mountain
If there is a masscas, the priority shifts
river zealot
black one is the real heavy case
sacred mountain
Under normal cases, yeah red tag is prioritized more
sacred mountain
But if there is a masscas, the goal is to save more numbers
minor cypress
I cast summon zoro's wife
Wife says level black patients get categorized, tagged, and move on without treatment.
river zealot
Wife says level black patients get categorized, tagged, and move on without trea...
yeah rip
placid sail
Wife says level black patients get categorized, tagged, and move on without trea...
well I imagine level black patients is something like a bowl of gore with life expectancy of five minutes that could be saved only by Putin's personal trauma team, so makes sense
stoic girder
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
This is too advanced to a rookie like me.
I know when I'm beat.
minor cypress
well I imagine level black patients is something like a bowl of gore with life e...
Her example was crowbar through head
stoic girder
Real Hydrogen Bomb vs. Coughing Baby.
slender rock
placid sail
Wife says level black patients get categorized, tagged, and move on without trea...
but the real question is, does priority shift to green and yellow patients during mass casualty
placid sail
Her example was crowbar through head
funnily enough, some people live through that
river zealot
Red > yellow > green > black in treatment order
.
drifting mantle
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
3.6... Not great not terrible
(also Jesus fucking Christ)
minor cypress
but the real question is, does priority shift to green and yellow patients durin...
"If there is a change of condition. Med students handle green patients"
placid sail
I guess that "focus light cases" is outdated/wartime thing
slender rock
Yes
sacred mountain
"If there is a change of condition. Med students handle green patients"
translation: let the plebs handle the light ones when shit hits the fan 
slender rock
Yes
minor cypress
translation: let the plebs handle the light ones when shit hits the fan <:skull4...
Pretty much
placid sail
I mean, they gotta learn somehow to do that shit either way
might was well be useful
and if someone dies to a mistake, that's a teaching moment
minor cypress
More like "shits fucked, send dudes"
placid sail
yeah I get I'm just being a little silly
sacred mountain
I remember a med student reviving a patient that was in their 30 min cpr, you'd be surprised
placid sail
immediately promoted to a therapist and thrown on the frontlines
sacred mountain
I remember a med student reviving a patient that was in their 30 min cpr, you'd ...
No one wanted to bother keep going and they said to her like "Hey, this is a great learning opportunity for you 
"
minor cypress
Last mass casualty she remembered was a parking garage collapse
placid sail
mmm compression trauma
fluid heron
Used all my pans had to whip out the cast iron for a grilled cheese
placid sail
cast iron is good and all but that shit's so heavy and takes forever to heat up
fluid heron
15 minute grilled cheese
Shit still ain't done
I make cornbread in this thing usually
minor cypress
No one wanted to bother keep going and they said to her like "Hey, this is a gre...
She said they usually let med students run their first code, and it usually goes pretty long because they don't know when to give up
So its kinda a rough lesson.
placid sail
their brain isn't medicoded yet, have mercy
minor cypress
Theres a reason the seasoned nurses and medstaff are pretty blunt and quick to call when people are done for
Her worst code was a patient couldn't breathe, so they got the ambubag
river zealot
sacred mountain
Whar happun
minor cypress
The patient threw up in the mask, they didnt have time to clean it out because he wasn't breathing, so they kept pumping vomit into his lungs.
sacred mountain
Eeyikes
minor cypress
Dude couldn't breathe to begin with and suffocated on vomit. Technically died from infection and pneumonia afterwards on a vent
The day of, a nurse bought him a pack of cigs.
solar breach
minor cypress
narrow lotus
sacred mountain
Shit happens during the codes, you basically have to take risks sometimes to have a slightly more chance for the patient to live
Sometimes, it doesn't work, which is kinda expected when your projected survival rate is low already
river zealot
minor cypress
She says the worst patients are sickle cell patients. 90% chance they are addicts, and would inject things into their ports. I cannot elaborate further.
stark gull
3.6 rotogen on the mental illness scale
It's no longer daddy issues it's father war criminal
thick wadi
She says the worst patients are sickle cell patients. 90% chance they are addict...
“Their ports”
minor cypress
“Their ports”
Yes
minor cypress
Porticath or PAC
river zealot
hey thee
tidal trellis
minor cypress
They're mostly for anyone needing long term continuous IV usage for ease of access or to not mess with veins as much
thick wadi
“Haha what if I put meth in there”
tidal trellis
Yikes
minor cypress
“Haha what if I put meth in there”
You joke but they do that, or heroin, then it gets infected.
primal kayak
river zealot
prisma venture
tidal trellis
thick wadi
humble bear
She says the worst patients are sickle cell patients. 90% chance they are addict...
What why
minor cypress
Sickle cell patients are the daddy problems of the medical world
humble bear
Do drugs give you sickle cell
minor cypress
Setting alarms for pain meds, medically allergic to morphine but not other meds
Almost always addicts. She had one that would crush benadryl to put in their line to get high alongside their pain meds
To not get the pain med itch
minor cypress
Then they would try to con docs to get fenegrin, benadryl and dilauded because it potentiated eachother
minor cypress
I thought only middle schoolers got high on Benadryl
They take the benadryl to negate the itchiness of high pain med doses
humble bear
Oh that makes sense
minor cypress
She accidentally misused a patients pronouns, and the autistic patient wearing hello kitty pjs and an adventure time shirt had a full blown meltdown in the fetal position
Hiroshima level meltdown
thick wadi
Yeah I fucking hate those kinds of people
stark gull
Casualties Unknown
Yay or nay?
drifting mantle
She accidentally misused a patients pronouns, and the autistic patient wearing h...
Make mental asylums great again
minor cypress
She dug through their chart, found they went through 11 different therapists. Spent most the night ranting about people hating them, everyone talking about them. She was just teching that night and taking blood pressure
wooden harbor
She accidentally misused a patients pronouns, and the autistic patient wearing h...
i guess thats better than them trying to fight you, but not by much
minor cypress
Make mental asylums great again
quaint ore
Calculus homework
minor cypress
i guess thats better than them trying to fight you, but not by much
Yeah better to crashout then fight people
quaint ore
minor cypress
The worst ones are the manic ones having a breakdown, but not normal crazy
stark gull
Make mental asylums great again
They never were great
wooden harbor
one of my friends worked as hospital security for a while. he seemed a bit shook from it. he saw people act in ways he didn't think possible
quaint ore
Wasnt the reason they closed them down the sheer amount of abuse the staff did.
fallow trellis
minor cypress
The "i am going to spend 20 hours putting all my might into holding this one wall up like sissyphus because god told me it was my duty" to the point of muscle failure, then kept going.
That level of crazy
quaint ore
Reminds me how Vatican is the most skeptical party when it comes to people communing with god
quaint ore
Deep seated disdain
stark gull
During gae speech?
minor cypress
Saddest ones have to be dementia, but sometimes they'll be oddly sweet but confused.
quaint ore
During gae speech?
Wouldnt be surprised if thats how the actor felt
stark gull
stark gull
Saddest ones have to be dementia, but sometimes they'll be oddly sweet but confu...
Imagine current youth with dementia, constantly repeating memes
quaint ore
If I ever get to this point, just euthanise me.
minor cypress
Imagine current youth with dementia, constantly repeating memes
Finding the nearest new nurse when i get demented and saying "what are thoooooseee"
The lion will chew his meds
stark gull
The lion rejects medicine and embraces his hallucinogenic wife
spring quail
The lion drinks a beer before work
minor cypress
the dementia patients misremembering their wives are sad
fading portal
Imagine current youth with dementia, constantly repeating memes
Thats so true
Thats so true
minor cypress
Sometimes they'll be really sweet, try to play grabass, realize the nurse isn't their wife and get really sad.
stoic girder
Why is she mewing?
spring quail
Imagine current youth with dementia, constantly repeating memes
Remember that TikTok npc thing? Imagine old fucks going GANG GANG, GANG GANG, GANG GANG for hours
minor cypress
Remember that TikTok npc thing? Imagine old fucks going GANG GANG, GANG GANG, GA...
"I am drugging them, they are going to bed bed, bed bed, bed bed."
spring quail
That little incident last night instantly sent my body into withdrawals
I was sleeping but like not really
I’d wake up every other hour and I’ve got the shakes
sacred mountain
Do drugs give you sickle cell
If you have sickle cell trait but not the disease, yea
sacred mountain
Maybe I should become a EMT
Sleepless nights 
spring quail
My friend gets a kick out of anesthetizing wacky patients
fallow trellis
spring quail
“Ok nope that’s it you’re going to sleep”
fading portal
Sleepless nights <:drol:1450893288948236495>
I mean it wouldnt change much
I'd just NOT be playing vidya
minor cypress
Maybe I should become a EMT
Just become a CNA.
minor cypress
I think its just a training program and exam, you end up being a nurses assistant for the most part
slender rock
Like I rather just wait through it then to leave and have something shown up at home
thick wadi
river zealot
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1457498181226074345/G...
can horses even get rabies
fading portal
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2007982500241609032
slender rock
My friend gets a kick out of anesthetizing wacky patients
Legal torture
minor cypress
My friend gets a kick out of anesthetizing wacky patients
You gotta laugh at something before the stress hits you
stark gull
can horses even get rabies
I'm fairly certain
minor cypress
Legal torture
50/50, its more like "i'm not dealing with the manic violent man thats taking turns eating chocolate and shit, and i can't tell which is which on his hands, and he is threatening to punch people.
slender rock
Mhm
quaint ore
can horses even get rabies
Yes
minor cypress
The chocolate and shit part of that story is true, not the violence
minor cypress
They'd call him hershey
minor cypress
Wanna guess what they call amputees?
minor cypress
Legolas(legless)
stark gull
fallow trellis
nvm someone already posted it
stark gull
Remember that TikTok npc thing? Imagine old fucks going GANG GANG, GANG GANG, GA...
Oh, thank you, sir.
I need more bullets! I need more bullets!
The only NPC guy I have deemed worthy of remembering
But I rarely touch any types of streams, usually it's people I talk to more or less
river zealot
thorny folio
river zealot
he doesnt fit in the compartment fully
river zealot
river zealot
this is how dry sounds when muting me for dogwhistles
naive bison
piers morgan vs nick fuentes interview:
toxic sundial
what "radiation" do you get from wireless earbuds 
also guy goes to gym does 4 arm workouts and leaves
simple ore
i love this guy
toxic sundial
alright fuck you
heady crow
also guy goes to gym does 4 arm workouts and leaves
Bait
toxic sundial
mhm yeah I'm a huge tumbler user
prisma venture
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1056492780857335891/1450469597063942265/s...
pivo
primal rapids
mhm yeah I'm a huge tumbler user
You admit to your crimes
toxic sundial
You admit to your crimes
I'm le epic sauce and you're retarded and gae
naive bison
narrow lotus
https://fixupx.com/i/status/2007572742523236718
This is why RAM got expensive btw
toxic sundial
prisma venture
kit kat klan be like
toxic sundial
hwat
prisma venture
check dms
grave bronze
river zealot
@naive bison
naive bison
<@292700214492397568>
me and cheburashka are locked in fr
stoic girder
stoic girder
If you’re reading this you should hang yourself
I'd rather just decay in into nothing due to passage of time, thanks.
humble bear
Boring
prisma venture
I thought he looked like Kirk for a second there.
stoic girder
I'm tweaking out.
stoic girder
stoic girder
Why’s everyone in Japan a pedophile
jade narwhal
eager igloo
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316312981267021825/959487673221918810/B...
@runic kernel
prisma venture
we back at it again
thats that fallout series aiint it?
fluid heron
thats that new vegas
prisma venture
thats that new vegas
new vegas? never heard of her
fluid heron
very niche you wouldnt know
tidal trellis
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/316312981267021825/959487673221918810/B...
cat
tight rune
jade narwhal
tidal trellis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294736758356840521/1295383556456972340/B...
cute!!!
tidal trellis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441934682450301122/1457051532552962311/t...
also cute
tidal trellis
blehh
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/black-cat-lick-kedikizx-gif-1539313334602174067
cute
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441934682450301122/1457051532552962311/t...
fat disgusting chud bunny
@river zealot
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/cat-sneaky-sneaky-cat-cat-jumping-cute-gif-62463836723098...
why is he going boing boing boing
primal kayak
Because he's a silly cat
toxic sundial
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093957608555171895/1303527764485472267/c...
ew
shell ridge
toxic sundial
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294736758356840521/1295383556456972340/B...
yay
egon cholakian
fluid heron
we already whipping out the lod gen
tidal trellis
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1294736758356840521/1295383556456972340/B...
blehhh
toxic sundial
Lodsemone
fluid heron
fucking twink
toxic sundial
being gangstalked by ai
fluid heron
asking how my day is
river zealot
@naive bison
naive bison
what am i looking at bro
toxic sundial
naive bison
collecting flags like thanos collecting infinity stones
toxic sundial
what am i looking at bro
bot account trying to make someone mad
naive bison
when that person virtue signals enough
fluid heron
all for the account to based in india
fresh rose
bot account trying to make someone mad
bot account on twitter, baiting xalrider on discord
fluid heron
hmm should i do reshade or new vegas reloaded
blissful canyon
Just need my nuts suckd on bra why is that so hard
fluid heron
because you are typing here instead of going to get your nuts sucked
blissful canyon
because you are typing here instead of going to get your nuts sucked
E-girls are here
I smell them
fluid heron
they are not
drifting mantle
They never were great
Wrong, having a facility for the mentally ill that pose a threat to society and having these dudes in charge is what we need again.
blissful canyon
This sub has over 1k people in it
blissful canyon
Doubt
fluid heron
no that is deadass
blissful canyon
This isnt just a sausage party
fluid heron
it is
gilded blade
This isnt just a sausage party
Oh man he's . 
in fact
quaint ore
This is brainfart bitch, get yo ass back to #╟❓general-offtopic
fluid heron
we clown in this mf
quaint ore
gilded blade
This isnt just a sausage party
I've seen it all son. All you will find in this place are gae men and femboys. People like mwadi (i forgot how to spell it) and that one person who I forgot the name of who absolutely crashed tf out and wrote like this entire thing
quaint ore
S5?
quaint ore
Oh
gilded blade
And some others
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
why!!!
shell ridge
!0flop
coarse bear
tidal trellis
https://youtu.be/AMEDe9fQAe0?si=uJpgRvBS0LPeYyMS
floppa
oh ow my teef this chocolate is still pretty frozen ow
its like biting into solid rock
gilded blade
use your back teeth dumb dumb
Use them like a vice grip on the chocolate bar and use your hand to break it off
jade narwhal
<@695977198649081857> [⠀](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026780041461...
Guh!
grave bronze
prisma venture
https://tenor.com/view/scram-get-out-get-out-of-here-leave-bye-gif-5143999733106...
who tf is this retard
prisma venture
take a hike
prisma venture
yo
high wing
umm shitty
prisma venture
stfu
prisma venture
i see whats the problem with u
high wing
nuh uh
prisma venture
u are actual retard
prisma venture
https://tenor.com/view/what-what-took-you-so-long-idiot-jack-horner-gif-27589260
this u?
I'm playing something!
naive bison
67
prisma venture
hell nah
high wing
hes really not
prisma venture
@tidal trellis why you like that flop
prisma venture
hes really not
stfu will you