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insert funny remark making fun of your state
(US wise)
The food being great definitely makes up for a lot of it
I was thinking about replacing my 1tb sata drive with another nvme, but holy fuck did nvmes get expensive
The oldest anarchy server in Minecraft!
becuse of minecraft
because of woke
Didn't microsoft threaten to shutdown a server because it had free speech, and microsoft didn't like what the players were saying about microsoft?
All cause of woke
It was minecraft online
Woke and socio economic factors
The oldest minecraft server period
Ive pulled the exif data and forwarded your location to greenpeace you deer murderer
The fuck is Greenpeace
Well they can cry about it
We've got our own rules to ensure a healthy population of deer on the lease
Rule number 1 kill any hogs
Rule number 2, kill the emus
We aren't sure how they got here but there's a lot of them only a few of us
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Guys be like "I can fix her"
The unfiltered challenge got him hooked on american spirit blacks
She was drunk driving so it's cool
fuck i wish i could afford american spirits
those black pack ones hit different
the blues are the equivalent of another brand's red
the blacks are like super reds
red squared
idk
they hit hard
One cigarette i really wanna try are Camel Turkish Royals
I haven't been able to find any rn
are you american i do not remember
Yeah
most gas stations should have em
When I say
I can't find any
I mean I can't find any at smoke shops that won't ID me

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh
i remember i was 19 when they changed the federal age to 21
i just stole them from work thanks to camera blindspot
I was pretty annoyed by that
Back when I was a sad soulless gas station attendant, it was mostly the yellow and sky American Spirits that people wanted
the sky blue pack people are based
Besides everyone that wanted Marlboro reds/lights of course
I don't know anyone who smokes spirits personally
the yellow pack people are cucks
But I've heard good things
they're GOOD
but FUCKEXPENSIVE
my camels are $10.92 a pack
when i first started smoking, they were $5.84
Theres 2 different kinds, get the blue n white box, not red
That was the kind I intended on
the red box hits a lil harder imo
the blue and white box is more expensive
and...
It tastes better
red box or you're a bitch
the blue box is known as turkish royal classic now i think
this box is 100% more aesthetic and cool tho
soul vs soulless
For the people that didn't spring for the pricier shit they usually went for Basics or Lucky Strikes
They banned flavored vapes here, which is a good thing, thought itd make it easier to quit but I found a website thatll just ship em to me
I never got into cigars or cigarettes
I tried some vapes with friends
Really don't like them that much
Cigarette smells I've grown accustomed to as I've grown up
Kind of a comforting smell now
My first time vaping did literally fuck all, I felt nothing at all whatsoever
The smell is whats keeping me away from it
Yeah for a lot of people that's it
But like it was always a pretty normal smell to me so
I remember back in tourist season we had people buying entire packs of Breeze disposable vapes from us because they were banned in their home states
the vape smell doesn't really stick to you, and for the most part they don't stink(unless its a weed pen)
Imagine smoking
What a vibe
There's a camera in the wreck too
Gendo is a freak!
He gets it
You guys use walls?
even most of the actual good quality wax pens don’t really smell unless you’re hotboxing or sum shit
hey guys my stomach hurts, is it terminal?
Fucking minds playing tricks on me
boiperiod
Thought I saw a hog just a bush
I thought it was your head that hurts
everything hurts
Do you need me to cut everything off
please
i need an icepick jamed into my occipital
Fucking hate wisdom teeth piece of shit useless bones
I don't have an ice pick but I have a flat head screw driver
Probably some kind of mod. Never seen those, or anything that can do that
We're taking you to BIIIIIG MOOOOUNTAIN to become a lobotomite
Rimefeller

I know, I know... Only rookies use walls
i kinda refuse to use killboxes cause i find em boring
I set up pillboxes and gatehouses
way more enjoyable
Let me guess... CE user?
i die even with these when those 100 robots invade me

L
my current one
im really proud of how the main outside area came out
also my vatgrowns kept dying so i just started giving them numbers
I like CE for the additional challenge of armor values n stuff, and the ammo types are fun
it also forces me to keep my modlist smaller, which helps me not sit through 10 minute startups
You can use a mixture of multiple strategies.
Fortress (two tile thick walls around your base with multiple doors) combined with killbox.
First they go down the killbox... Then you close the door and come out on the other end of the base.
Raiders will go there instead and you basically switch between the two spots.
That way you pick them off, one by one.
You can also utilize death pall and create your own little Army of undead shamblers.
i have only made a maze with lots of traps and turrets
Works, but can hit a brick wall
it did

i have a medieval run going too
when those strong robots attacked
Least inhumane rimmer
Use EMP grenades
hesright
SHIT
the only downside is that ive had to harvest genetic material from prisoners, cause each time a vatgrown died theyr biological parent would be sad cuz "muh kids died"
so on bad raids i had someone get like
a -90 or something
I am currently soloing the Anomaly DLC and try to create a god pawn 
CE or vanilla?
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fuck
I never touched CE
I strongly recommend it
I don't like the concept of CE
The mods are actually decent but its just BLOAT
It's literally additional content
I don't like the concept of spending 12 hours in a single shootout
i meant just in the amount of numbers there are
like
all the furniture was like 3-4 different mods
it could be condensed down into 1
Vanilla Brewing expanded
You can brew alcohol and craft cigarettes now!
"Lmao the bloat!"
the cooking n food shit like that can also be condensed down
the deserters and royalty stuff can also be condensed
If they do that, they still be called "bloat". Because now you have stuff in there, that you might never use or want.
Having more smaller modules is better
Thats fair, but you can just have mod options to toggle that content
though the mod options menu can be a bit confusing at times, especially if theres a ton of different options, but its not too bad
They talked about the toggle and it's a crazy amount of work for them. In order to toggle things on and off...
i wasnt aware of that
@naive bison
And I mean, I never do deserter runs. I am 100% Empire fan.
That's why they divided those two mods as well. Empire and Deserters... Depending on what you wanna do, you install either one. Not run both at the same time
is the c slur banned for AI? or are we not that autistic yet
yeah
fucking Wallymart now has AI for their shitass customer service
it asks every 5 secs if you're still there waiting for a Representative
Wallymart?
Ah, the grocery failure
delivery drivers almost fucked an order up
mhm
because they outsource them with like uber eats and lyft shits
Be like Aldi:
Don't have customer service 
roll upin the storey with a pink gloc then
I SAID, I NEED AN ITEM EXCHANGE MF
You can go to an Aldi and talk with staff about that I believe.
But there is no Hotline or Internet Page I believe.
Aldi (in America) said:
"Our employees don't do customer service, because they have other stuff to do"
waaaaaah
favorite part of this video is the fucking double feed ejection that sends a second unfired 22 flying

double dmg multiplyer

Fucking Nerd
but hot soup is tastier
But what about cold soup and hot salad?
Not a big fan of outlanders
Bonus points if you're a filthy Argonian or Khajiit
Sadly the Morrowind Slur is banned
You can still call people a s'wit
i still think its so retarded its banned
enemy of Christ
how indeed
cold soup is tolerable
hot salad is grounds for ceasing communications with the responsible
I was the only one of 3 to see a deer tonight and I missed
Well at least I saw something
Tbh it was pitch black and I was guessing where it was
It is, but we live in a retarded world
Working on that @naive bison physique I see
i just vomited a whole large pizza

dude
I would fuck up hot soup rn
miso soup
I would fuck miso soup rn
I would kill for some clear soup rn
Clear soup is called water
nah it's the little thing they bring you before hibachi
that's good too
Japanese clear soup is
So fucking good
I also really like cream of potato mostly by itself
i like soup that's mostly broth, if it's got too much in it it's stew which is good but sometimes I want soup not stee
speaking of morrowind slurs think its time to get back into tes 3
hol up
New years resolutions:
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people
Sting people…
Cross-pollenate flowers? Gather nectar to make honey? Nurture the grubs? No, just sting people.
12,000 angry wasps.. 
12,000 angry parasitic wasps
boobs
Considering the Major is basically just a brain in an artificial body, does that mean those are fake boobs?
Isnt this the one where the ceo said its 3d printed slop chicken and that only broke people eat it
Which turned out CEO was a complete moron and had no idea what was he talking about
Chubbyemu has a shorts about it
Fatty
This cat is racist
nope
What's that?
She's a cyborg, her boobs aren't real!
most boobs these days aren't real
So, what's the show called?
She reminds me Ghost in a Shell
But I'm not sure
I can't tell if you're ragebaiting me or not
she's from the often forgotten sequel, ghost in the shit
Genuine question
Yes, it's Ghost in the Shell
I'm literally tony soprano (60mg prozac)
I'm Tony sopranos top guy
get me into agartha 
I hate hitler cats
not a big fan of that guy
keep pushing agartha is close..
new year same old me
zf Stella since when
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how im going in to 2026
Hi Stella. Wth is that server that's tagged on your thing?
deff eastern euro
fentanyl
reminds me
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lowk agree
Who is Dinah?
had to reach in my inner sicillian for that
I didn't know this, but apparently electric torpedos don't leave a wake, but steam torpedos do
that one looks a little rough
no survivors. instantly sank
these corvettes literally look like toy boats
If this was modern England then they probably would be
funny stick
powe
these guys are lucky that I'm in the teeniest tiniest sub
I only have 5 torps
killed 3 escorts
Oh I know this class
It's the Isles class
I love them so much
They are actually military trawlers
Trawlers are commercial fishing boats
i see this chick in my ig reels
its distrupting my racist reelsmaxing
Is this a pred server?

No dont get with her
She is going to steal your philisopher legacy
furrybait
Schleppa always on some shit like this
Posted softcore furry porn once
Once?
Mhmm some furry chick without pants or some shit
No genitalia drawn but an anthro with no clothes is a no go obv
dawg posts that shit daily
Tommy Lee Jones' daughter Victoria found dead at San Francisco hotel 💔🕊️ https://t.co/DvLIgcUZ1g
sybil probably
damn, I hope they get better
r
wtf
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Didn't even have to check where this one was based
.in
.in, the content, and "caste" were dead giveaways
could have posted it yourself retard
people will say this is yugoslav war footage later
so uh, did you get court martial'd
They made a 30 second video of a mod admin abusing me
Weird, this is worse than cat girls
Horse girls definitely has a penis
The correct would be nag girls
Explain
????
he knows something we dont
Probably
There is no such thing as female horse
It's horse or nag
Cat doesn't have female variation
Horse does
Nag or hare
If it's horse girl
By deduction it has a pp
I thought it was super obvious
isnt it mare or stallion? 
jesus fuck i go save the earth from any alien attack and i come back to whether penis yes or no
Isn't even remotely related to horse terminology
Just throw a shitification filter and it makes anything look like real life
underwear aznable
Char goonable
Are you playing with friends tho? Thats the ultimste edf5 experience
6* and no
i usually solo the campaign then go online
i miss the 4.1 playermodels
I thought nag was another term for someone yammering in your ear
what the
I havent heard someone refer to an old horse as a nag
and someone broke the clips on one side
GGs
hmmm
they had it set for 80% RH at 50% cfm
hmmmm
hhmmmmmmm
Yup probably, but no such thing as female horse
Why
Indeed
I thought nag was another name for mare, sowy
Still learning some things in English
But horse girl is still nonsense
What is pedantic
a person who is excessively concerned with minor details and rules or with displaying academic learning.
based
im suprised it was a normal video
depends on what they have for flooring and if its a friends house or if im a guest at someones house
that weirdo can keep his dirty ass floors lmao
i take my boots off im not an animal
@drifting mantle
i think this one is better
don't think i can angle it in ms paint
Absolutely not. Wearing shoes inside and tracking all your shit into every room is a nightmare
la chancla
The fact that shoes vs no shoes is even a debate shows that we've lost as a society
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just throwing rocks at women
Sounds about right
snug
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You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.
@naive bison you like these stuff I guess
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fuck my chud life
You good?
Mental illness acting up again?
my memory of the last 5 years is merging
forgetting 5 years passed bro
Oh shit
hi twink @tidal trellis
Can't even have breakfast in peace
yes
happy new years and merry christmas twinky
I don't celebrate Christmas but I appreciate the gesture
!!!!
im chillin
you will be jolly and like it
summoning 5 billion sprinters behind you
i play without sprinters
too bad
cause i dont like getting touched that much
5 billion sprinters to this man's campfire
Jolly season ended!!
smh
also i found a place in the middle of the woods where no zombies spawn and its just a cabin in the woods with snares and fishing poles and you can just hunt for food and have your wee campfire
but lowkey its more fun exploring towns and setting up a campsite in the middle of no where when its night or just avoiding towns entirely
literal shit shack
but its goated
top tier shit shack
it even comes with a oven
5 billion fast shamblers to this man's shack
well like those old ovens
like the tutorial
jokes on you
i went on debug cause I was curious if I'd even see a zombie out there
apparently thats a big no
its goated
dudes playing on peaceful
you can be a lil park ranger
in your cabin
fishing and hunting all day
and sit in your cabin with your campfire when its night
city dweller stumbles upon your humble abode and hits you with the unholy might of 5 billion bullets
trvth nuke!
IT WOULDNT LET ME SCROLL DOWN
he's shy 👉 👈
im just a chill guy
is this b42
i havent played it yet but iirc you can like
make evil primitive-medieval crafting stations
right
i recall seeing those sneaks and also them wanting to focus more on sort of late post-apocalypse professions like blacksmiths and whatnot
yes its why living in the woods is so much fun now
and look
dawg there aint shit out there
Check your keybinds, if you put scrolling for changing scope magnification, you cant scroll for anything else in raid
what a fucking disgusting dogshit game
buddy got 100km of NOTHING outside
Yea bullshit
and?
fair enough
You're figuring this out now?
average louie survivor couldnt even comprehend chilling in the woods with his campfire eating vension
have you even seen winter
no lol
Who could in our modern city life
sucker
nerd
and
geek
you should see my mat and carp usually when im out there
i have like 15 spears
literal going back to caveman
You're this close to finally Escape from Tarkov 👌
its the meta and they cant accept it
dude i have mods that spawn hard drugs in cities i cant just leave that 💔
Should i just buy skyrim
which one
SE
i legit havent played b42 just because i have 400 mods in b41 and i dont wanna remake my modlist
yeah plus some just dont work
and cuase like 500 errors

but either way most of the major ones are already for b42
like pumps with propane
or slings
i saw the only cure has some cool shit out now
expanded traits
yeah
like way better looking prosthetics
ikkk
I wonder if there is any better options then drinking bleach into b42 yet
cause kinda sucky turning into zombie or letting my friends swiss cheese me
so I have to do the firing squad in the backyard and then bury my own grave ritual
is gun suicide ported to b42 yet
just run vanilla b42 and see how you like it
and then transfer
i know it kept getting banned in b41
no idea
which is bs
it makes it realistic
and easy way out
lemme check
i should have one installed rn
actually i have zomboid uninstalled im just gonna check subscribed mods
ok i dont want to search 39 pages of mods thakn god you found it
i have some peak in my modlist bro
wtf am i gonna do if i lose the entire shrek movie as vhs
idk
get it ported
im pretty sure some bored pz modder will do that
or even better yet ask the creator to port it
ion actually gaf bout the entire shrek movie as vhs i was joking but
there are a few mods that would be nice ot have
most important ones are already ported
this one which isnt getting ported to b42 until official map mod tools are released supposedly
the void
what about
oh sick
it says b42
plus it now tells you what version each mod is so you know if its outdated or not
its ok some just slap the label on there anyways when it doesnt work
or it just physically doenst show what version the mod is for which means its hella broken
like the FEDRA modpack
idk brah
dude they are already adding this into b42
i might update to b42 sometime but rn im in the minecraft phase with the homie 
i aint doing that shit
bum
i get bored 1 month in max
how
singleplayer
im always in some horrible situation
no homies play pz
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homies aint spending 13 clams on this
quit to desktop 
raven creek is such a shithole
yeah i got my friends in the server to come clear the horde
and tell me when its safe to run out
lmfao
do you blame me
its RC
ion know bro
i dwell in louisville and get slimed by 5 billion zombies
imagine louie
but cramped into rosewood
with fences so nothing can get in or out
thats rc
thats fucked
yeah it is
me and my friend both got over 500 kills in a couple days of settling in
and there was always more
we would go on sprees just so other people could actually live there cause it was so infested
thas fucked up what they be doing brah
5 billion zombies
i just remembered they made it so like
heres the map
zombies can knock fences down
you can tell where the fences are
yeah they can in b42 but it has to be a huge horde and takes a long time
still tho
its a good change tbh
cause thats why you die
being safe lowers your guard
all it takes is 1 zombie getting a lucky bite
or even laceration
i play with only bites being infectious fuuck that
bum
imagine down town and the buildings
i dont want to have like a 5% chance of dying horribly if i get scratched
thats not fun
idk I find it more fun knowing anything will kill me
im either bit and its joever or im not bit and i can heal
unless they lacerate my neck then its joever
and there is always a chance I might die
just pray your a lucky man
its not even that bad
ive gotten 3 lacerations and a scratch on my neck and didnt even get infected
I rolled the dice 4 times and didnt get it
doesnt winter look pretty tho
it looks aight
run b42!!
I like zomboid but only with respawns off. Like, you only have the canonical number of people within Kentucky to kill
sad
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Otherwise dying by infinite shitters isn't fun
also the zombie ragdolls
that would be pretty cool to do tbf
true
I did that a lot
some dude made a youtube video of trying to kill everyone in kentucky
via no respawns of zombies
also you can drag zombies now
and throw them out of windows
also louie got expanded
that was already a modded feature i played with in b41
yeah but now its base game
also there is a airport for louie
so imagine mall
but 5x
4 tiles of the airport is 1450 zombies
terrifying
or just 1
is there atlesat loot
pure deathzone with a fire station by the runway
anyway im gonna head out for now 
he works at the flag factory
its the first flag on the list
The ram prices are making people crazy.
you would need alot of fucking mushrooms if its 6khz
Just set the humifier to max, you will be swimming in mushrooms soon enough.
would need to start growing em in my socks
That was my MK Ultra activation phrase to start getting memories of people cumming in socks.
Why socks? 
yeah why of all things cumming in a sock
if you keep your wounds dirty when hit by a laceration thats the way you get infected right?
wouldn't it chafe
or is it just a laceration and you're fucked
feel like you would get carpet burn
nah laceration has like a 25 percent chance of infection
bite has a 100
and you just lose then
a scratch is 7 percent i think
unless you only turn on biting as an infection method in the settings
fuck bro i forgot about this mod on newvegas
kinda cracked
he did em for hair hands and teeth too
aint no fuckin way
Who's that
Go start my other car
No crank
Battery died
Day ruined
Instead of going to gym i had to carry the battery home to charge

so much better and less janky than character overhaul
carry battery to gym to charge it for free in the changing room
very very og cs and rust youtuber
also played overwatch alongside 10 years ago
when it wasnt complete shit
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Male horses are stallions
Free workout
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what are my recommended
Meh. Thats nothing
i fucking knew it
So we can get 6000hz ram out of mushrooms
ive never met anyone who doesnt like the matrix
my mom doesn't like it but my dad does 
no
never watched the matrix
no

last thing I want is anyone from fartbrain interacting with my family 
but you are from fartbrain
first stage : denial
Least not for a year now 
The new one? It's shit.
theres no "the new one"
I can't get enough of DJ Toenail
it doesnt exist
foul woman
Good morning brainfart
Got him to break character 
Something something, gov subsidies day cares and somali's are taking advantage
Don't look at the donation to local politicians 
That's a lot of daycares.

I personally don't really care, because I ain't American.
But it seems pretty bad
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injecting trimadol into my cock and running to killa
somalians stealing literal billions
of government money
And the local government is in on it.
They have to be.
wait, there are 100k somalis in minnesota ? lmao
Airdropped 
they migrated from pvp server






