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solar breach
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If you can find exactly what neck of the woods I'm in

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In all of southern lousiana I'll share a beer with you

toxic sundial
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insert funny remark making fun of your state

solar breach
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Insert rant about how living here sucks

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I'll never leave anyway

toxic sundial
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could be worse

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could be Mississippi dread

solar breach
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There isn't much worse than here but you are right

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Mississippi is worse

solar breach
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The food being great definitely makes up for a lot of it

hushed current
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I was thinking about replacing my 1tb sata drive with another nvme, but holy fuck did nvmes get expensive

visual stirrup
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certified 2b2t moment

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"I recognize that tree! See you soon."

solar breach
visual stirrup
solar breach
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I still remember my 2b2t days

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Good times

prisma venture
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never played it

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u cant even build racist shit on severs anymore

prisma venture
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becuse of minecraft

toxic sundial
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because of woke

prisma venture
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yes

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gat daumn liubberals

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or how u call em

hushed current
prisma venture
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sounds like shit microsoft would do

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yes

solar breach
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All cause of woke

hushed current
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It was minecraft online

solar breach
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Woke and socio economic factors

hushed current
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The oldest minecraft server period

prisma venture
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gat damn

scenic field
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Ive pulled the exif data and forwarded your location to greenpeace you deer murderer

solar breach
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The fuck is Greenpeace

scenic field
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Bunch of dirty enviromentalist hippies

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Im sure they disaprove of hunting

solar breach
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Well they can cry about it

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We've got our own rules to ensure a healthy population of deer on the lease

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Rule number 1 kill any hogs

primal rapids
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Rule number 2, kill the emus

solar breach
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We aren't sure how they got here but there's a lot of them only a few of us

drifting mantle
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@narrow lotus

solar breach
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Buying Cigarettes and Alcohol at a Drive-Thru Gas Station in the USA..

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primal rapids
solar breach
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The unfiltered challenge got him hooked on american spirit blacks

primal kayak
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She was drunk driving so it's cool

spring quail
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those black pack ones hit different

solar breach
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I want to try some blues

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I got a list of cigs I want to try

spring quail
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the blues are the equivalent of another brand's red

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the blacks are like super reds

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red squared

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idk

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they hit hard

solar breach
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I didn't really like marlboros reds all that much

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Fucking loved the signature cuts

spring quail
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i mean like they're the "full flavor" or whatever

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not light or ultralight

solar breach
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One cigarette i really wanna try are Camel Turkish Royals

spring quail
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i usually smoke camel royals when im at work

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LOL

solar breach
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Yeahhh

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Lmao

stoic girder
solar breach
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I haven't been able to find any rn

spring quail
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are you american i do not remember

solar breach
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Yeah

spring quail
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most gas stations should have em

solar breach
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When I say

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I can't find any

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I mean I can't find any at smoke shops that won't ID me

spring quail
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

spring quail
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i remember i was 19 when they changed the federal age to 21

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i just stole them from work thanks to camera blindspot

solar breach
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I was pretty annoyed by that

primal rapids
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Back when I was a sad soulless gas station attendant, it was mostly the yellow and sky American Spirits that people wanted

spring quail
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the sky blue pack people are based

primal rapids
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Besides everyone that wanted Marlboro reds/lights of course

solar breach
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I don't know anyone who smokes spirits personally

spring quail
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the yellow pack people are cucks

solar breach
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But I've heard good things

spring quail
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they're GOOD

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but FUCKEXPENSIVE

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my camels are $10.92 a pack

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when i first started smoking, they were $5.84

scenic field
solar breach
spring quail
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the blue and white box is more expensive

slender rock
scenic field
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It tastes better

spring quail
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i guess

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i prefer the red box either way lol

slender rock
spring quail
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the blue box is known as turkish royal classic now i think

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this box is 100% more aesthetic and cool tho

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soul vs soulless

primal rapids
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For the people that didn't spring for the pricier shit they usually went for Basics or Lucky Strikes

scenic field
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Thats what i smoke now lol

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Not bad for $8

hushed current
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I never got into cigars or cigarettes

solar breach
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I tried some vapes with friends

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Really don't like them that much

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Cigarette smells I've grown accustomed to as I've grown up

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Kind of a comforting smell now

hushed current
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My first time vaping did literally fuck all, I felt nothing at all whatsoever

hushed current
solar breach
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Yeah for a lot of people that's it

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But like it was always a pretty normal smell to me so

primal rapids
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I remember back in tourist season we had people buying entire packs of Breeze disposable vapes from us because they were banned in their home states

hushed current
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the vape smell doesn't really stick to you, and for the most part they don't stink(unless its a weed pen)

sacred mountain
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Imagine smoking

drifting mantle
spring quail
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mfw firecracker grenade blew my face off

hushed current
stoic girder
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He almost got Diddy'd.

solar breach
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There's a camera in the wreck too

stoic girder
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Gendo is a freak!

drifting mantle
sacred mountain
drifting mantle
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@placid sail @pale ingot

solar breach
prime zenith
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hmmtakenote hell maze

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what are those that set it on fire

icy patrol
grave bronze
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hey guys my stomach hurts, is it terminal?

solar breach
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Fucking minds playing tricks on me

placid sail
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boiperiod

solar breach
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Thought I saw a hog just a bush

grave bronze
primal rapids
grave bronze
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everything hurts

solar breach
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Do you need me to cut everything off

grave bronze
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please

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i need an icepick jamed into my occipital

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Fucking hate wisdom teeth piece of shit useless bones

solar breach
grave bronze
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even better

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more surface area

drifting mantle
primal rapids
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We're taking you to BIIIIIG MOOOOUNTAIN to become a lobotomite

grave bronze
prime zenith
drifting mantle
grave bronze
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i kinda refuse to use killboxes cause i find em boring

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I set up pillboxes and gatehouses

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way more enjoyable

drifting mantle
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Let me guess... CE user?

prime zenith
grave bronze
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L

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my current one

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im really proud of how the main outside area came out

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also my vatgrowns kept dying so i just started giving them numbers

solar breach
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I use VPE though

grave bronze
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I like CE for the additional challenge of armor values n stuff, and the ammo types are fun

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it also forces me to keep my modlist smaller, which helps me not sit through 10 minute startups

drifting mantle
# prime zenith i die even with these when those 100 robots invade me

You can use a mixture of multiple strategies.
Fortress (two tile thick walls around your base with multiple doors) combined with killbox.

First they go down the killbox... Then you close the door and come out on the other end of the base.
Raiders will go there instead and you basically switch between the two spots.

That way you pick them off, one by one.

You can also utilize death pall and create your own little Army of undead shamblers.

prime zenith
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i have only made a maze with lots of traps and turrets

drifting mantle
prime zenith
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it did

drifting mantle
grave bronze
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i have a medieval run going too

prime zenith
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when those strong robots attacked

stark gull
grave bronze
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Listen

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its cost effective

drifting mantle
slender rock
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AI customer service

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I HATE THIS

prime zenith
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hesright

slender rock
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SHIT

grave bronze
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the only downside is that ive had to harvest genetic material from prisoners, cause each time a vatgrown died theyr biological parent would be sad cuz "muh kids died"

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so on bad raids i had someone get like

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a -90 or something

drifting mantle
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I am currently soloing the Anomaly DLC and try to create a god pawn thumbsUp2x

stark gull
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CE or vanilla?

dreamy flaxBOT
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🎲 1

-# 1 ➡️ 1d1

slender rock
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fuck

drifting mantle
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I never touched CE

stark gull
grave bronze
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CE my beloved

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VE my beloathed

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BLOAT

drifting mantle
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I don't like the concept of CE

grave bronze
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The mods are actually decent but its just BLOAT

drifting mantle
stark gull
grave bronze
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like

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all the furniture was like 3-4 different mods

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it could be condensed down into 1

drifting mantle
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Vanilla Brewing expanded
You can brew alcohol and craft cigarettes now!
"Lmao the bloat!"

grave bronze
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the cooking n food shit like that can also be condensed down

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the deserters and royalty stuff can also be condensed

drifting mantle
grave bronze
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Thats fair, but you can just have mod options to toggle that content

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though the mod options menu can be a bit confusing at times, especially if theres a ton of different options, but its not too bad

drifting mantle
grave bronze
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i wasnt aware of that

river zealot
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@naive bison

drifting mantle
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And I mean, I never do deserter runs. I am 100% Empire fan.

That's why they divided those two mods as well. Empire and Deserters... Depending on what you wanna do, you install either one. Not run both at the same time

slender rock
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is the c slur banned for AI? or are we not that autistic yet

river zealot
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clanker

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dont think so

slender rock
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yeah

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fucking Wallymart now has AI for their shitass customer service

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it asks every 5 secs if you're still there waiting for a Representative

drifting mantle
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Wallymart?

drifting mantle
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Ah, the grocery failure

slender rock
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delivery drivers almost fucked an order up

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mhm

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because they outsource them with like uber eats and lyft shits

drifting mantle
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Be like Aldi:
Don't have customer service chadgif

slender rock
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roll upin the storey with a pink gloc then

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I SAID, I NEED AN ITEM EXCHANGE MF

drifting mantle
# slender rock I SAID, I NEED AN ITEM EXCHANGE MF

You can go to an Aldi and talk with staff about that I believe.
But there is no Hotline or Internet Page I believe.

Aldi (in America) said:
"Our employees don't do customer service, because they have other stuff to do"

toxic sundial
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waaaaaah

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
primal rapids
toxic sundial
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literally a condenser

drifting mantle
placid sail
primal rapids
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But what about cold soup and hot salad?

drifting mantle
solar breach
primal rapids
drifting mantle
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Sadly the Morrowind Slur is banned

primal rapids
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You can still call people a s'wit

trim shell
placid sail
placid sail
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how indeed

placid sail
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cold soup is tolerable

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hot salad is grounds for ceasing communications with the responsible

solar breach
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I was the only one of 3 to see a deer tonight and I missed

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Well at least I saw something

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Tbh it was pitch black and I was guessing where it was

spring quail
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i just ate a whole large pizza

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
spring quail
drifting mantle
toxic sundial
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I would fuck up hot soup rn

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miso soup

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I would fuck miso soup rn

solar breach
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I would kill for some clear soup rn

deep topaz
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Clear soup is called water

drifting mantle
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I love creamy soup

toxic sundial
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that's good too

solar breach
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So fucking good

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I also really like cream of potato mostly by itself

toxic sundial
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i like soup that's mostly broth, if it's got too much in it it's stew which is good but sometimes I want soup not stee

slender rock
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hol up

high wing
drifting mantle
primal rapids
trim shell
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12,000 angry wasps.. kotangry

primal rapids
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12,000 angry parasitic wasps

spring quail
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boobs

primal rapids
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Considering the Major is basically just a brain in an artificial body, does that mean those are fake boobs?

fresh rose
# spring quail

Isnt this the one where the ceo said its 3d printed slop chicken and that only broke people eat it

sacred mountain
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Chubbyemu has a shorts about it

fallow trellis
hushed current
spring quail
fresh rose
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This cat is racist

upper gulch
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nope

stark gull
primal rapids
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She's a cyborg, her boobs aren't real!

simple ore
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most boobs these days aren't real

stark gull
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She reminds me Ghost in a Shell

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But I'm not sure

primal rapids
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I can't tell if you're ragebaiting me or not

deep topaz
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she's from the often forgotten sequel, ghost in the shit

stark gull
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Genuine question

primal rapids
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Yes, it's Ghost in the Shell

spring quail
stark gull
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Thanks, I haven't watched anything related to it

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Maybe it's time I fix that

toxic sundial
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I'm literally tony soprano (60mg prozac)

humble bear
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I wanna rock out like harry

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Hariroc

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Rock that shit out harry

solar breach
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I'm Tony sopranos top guy

dusk meadow
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I need more hitler cats, please send more

vast wren
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new year same old me

toxic sundial
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zf Stella since when

vast wren
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this is just my old xbox username

spring quail
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how im going in to 2026

toxic sundial
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gabagool

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I think I'm gonna survive 2026

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🤞

fallow trellis
storm stream
trim shell
vast wren
simple ore
vast wren
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just started listening to dubstep again full time

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I forgot how peak this genre is

storm stream
vast wren
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fuggetaboutit capisce?

vast wren
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had to reach in my inner sicillian for that

spring quail
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deadfart is upon us

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recommend me good fishing games

vast wren
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I'm not alowed in other servers or something

simple ore
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you are

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but you will be judged

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it's what we do here

deep topaz
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I didn't know this, but apparently electric torpedos don't leave a wake, but steam torpedos do

vast wren
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👍

deep topaz
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that one looks a little rough

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no survivors. instantly sank

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these corvettes literally look like toy boats

umbral field
deep topaz
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funny stick

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these guys are lucky that I'm in the teeniest tiniest sub

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I only have 5 torps

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killed 3 escorts

solar breach
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It's the Isles class

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I love them so much

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They are actually military trawlers

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Trawlers are commercial fishing boats

fallow trellis
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its distrupting my racist reelsmaxing

little mirage
gleaming grove
solar breach
gleaming grove
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She is going to steal your philisopher legacy

deep topaz
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Minecats

dusk meadow
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furrybait

solar breach
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Posted softcore furry porn once

umbral field
solar breach
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Mhmm some furry chick without pants or some shit

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No genitalia drawn but an anthro with no clothes is a no go obv

simple ore
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dawg posts that shit daily

high wing
dusk meadow
deep topaz
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If you don't wanna see cute critters, block me !!!!!

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Turkey #1

vast wren
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r

spring quail
solar breach
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Didn't even have to check where this one was based

solar breach
spring quail
slender rock
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YOURE LATE YOU FUCKING DICK

spring quail
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could have posted it yourself retard

narrow sorrel
slender rock
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this freezeframe is...

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if the foliage was more higher detail

little mirage
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I served in this bullshit conflict

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Had an arguement with high command (furry mod)

narrow sorrel
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so uh, did you get court martial'd

little mirage
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They made a 30 second video of a mod admin abusing me

arctic pawn
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Horse girls definitely has a penis

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The correct would be nag girls

little mirage
solar breach
pale ingot
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he knows something we dont

hushed current
arctic pawn
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It's horse or nag

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Cat doesn't have female variation

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Horse does

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Nag or hare

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If it's horse girl

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By deduction it has a pp

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I thought it was super obvious

solar breach
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Retard

narrow sorrel
solar breach
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Nag is just an informal term for an old horse

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And hare

spring quail
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jesus fuck i go save the earth from any alien attack and i come back to whether penis yes or no

solar breach
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Isn't even remotely related to horse terminology

hushed current
spring quail
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mfw char aznable

narrow sorrel
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underwear aznable

little mirage
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Char goonable

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Are you playing with friends tho? Thats the ultimste edf5 experience

vast wren
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what the

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I havent heard someone refer to an old horse as a nag

slender rock
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and someone broke the clips on one side

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GGs

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hmmm

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they had it set for 80% RH at 50% cfm

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hmmmm

dreamy flaxBOT
slender rock
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hhmmmmmmm

spring quail
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im only working for 2 hours tomorrow

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rip coworkers

arctic pawn
arctic pawn
narrow sorrel
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...it's just "mare"

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inb4 mares aren't real

arctic pawn
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Indeed

naive bison
arctic pawn
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Why aren't they real

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What are you talking about

arctic pawn
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Still learning some things in English

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But horse girl is still nonsense

arctic pawn
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It's like saying bull girl

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Or rooster girl

spring quail
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me when i dont use pedantic language bullshit on the internet

arctic pawn
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It's not bullshit, it's quite fun

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What is pedantic

spring quail
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frog aliens in edf be like

deep topaz
arctic pawn
clear vapor
pseudo robin
eager igloo
vast wren
undone wave
vast wren
spring quail
deep topaz
heady crow
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im suprised it was a normal video

naive bison
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@glad carbon

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you guys wear shoes inside?

high wing
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depends on what they have for flooring and if its a friends house or if im a guest at someones house

spring quail
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that weirdo can keep his dirty ass floors lmao

rocky geode
pseudo robin
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@drifting mantle

simple ore
stoic girder
simple ore
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don't think i can angle it in ms paint

deep topaz
simple ore
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la chancla

deep topaz
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The fact that shoes vs no shoes is even a debate shows that we've lost as a society

simple ore
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i think they mean switching to indoor shoes

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use one of these

naive bison
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just throwing rocks at women

stone blade
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a weapon too brutal for war

drifting mantle
quaint ore
slender rock
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snug

primal kayak
narrow lotus
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p!rob @primal kayak

foggy mantleBOT
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You got caught stealin! 👮🚔 You were fined 🥞250.

primal kayak
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@naive bison you like these stuff I guess

narrow lotus
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doakeSUS yeah , Xal

prisma quartz
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p!blackjack 500

foggy mantleBOT
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You don't have enough 🥞 to do that! You need 500 more.

prisma quartz
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p!rob @narrow lotus

foggy mantleBOT
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xtick iedy doesn't have at least 🥞250 on hand, not worth robbing.

prisma quartz
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fuck my chud life

pale ingot
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guys i think its happening again

primal kayak
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Concerned You good?

drifting mantle
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Mental illness acting up again?

pale ingot
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forgetting 5 years passed bro

primal kayak
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Oh shit

pale ingot
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it happened every year since 2020

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and its gonna it again i just know it

green schooner
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@tidal trellis twink

pale ingot
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hi twink @tidal trellis

tidal trellis
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Can't even have breakfast in peace

green schooner
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yes

green schooner
tidal trellis
green schooner
pale ingot
green schooner
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i play without sprinters

pale ingot
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too bad

green schooner
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cause i dont like getting touched that much

pale ingot
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5 billion sprinters to this man's campfire

tidal trellis
green schooner
# pale ingot too bad

also i found a place in the middle of the woods where no zombies spawn and its just a cabin in the woods with snares and fishing poles and you can just hunt for food and have your wee campfire

green schooner
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but lowkey its more fun exploring towns and setting up a campsite in the middle of no where when its night or just avoiding towns entirely

green schooner
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but its goated

pale ingot
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top tier shit shack

green schooner
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it even comes with a oven

pale ingot
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5 billion fast shamblers to this man's shack

green schooner
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well like those old ovens

pale ingot
green schooner
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i went on debug cause I was curious if I'd even see a zombie out there

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apparently thats a big no

green schooner
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its goated

pale ingot
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dudes playing on peaceful

green schooner
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you can be a lil park ranger

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in your cabin

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fishing and hunting all day

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and sit in your cabin with your campfire when its night

pale ingot
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city dweller stumbles upon your humble abode and hits you with the unholy might of 5 billion bullets

naive bison
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I CANT TALK TO THE DRIVER

naive bison
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IT WOULDNT LET ME SCROLL DOWN

pale ingot
green schooner
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its literally in the middle of no where

pale ingot
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bro is literally like

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unbothered

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in his element

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flourishing

green schooner
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im just a chill guy

pale ingot
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is this b42

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i havent played it yet but iirc you can like

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make evil primitive-medieval crafting stations

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right

little mirage
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Vintage story

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Isometric

pale ingot
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i recall seeing those sneaks and also them wanting to focus more on sort of late post-apocalypse professions like blacksmiths and whatnot

green schooner
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yes its why living in the woods is so much fun now

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and look

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dawg there aint shit out there

night eagle
naive bison
pale ingot
night eagle
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Yea bullshit

green schooner
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and?

pale ingot
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fair enough

stoic girder
green schooner
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average louie survivor couldnt even comprehend chilling in the woods with his campfire eating vension

pale ingot
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i really couldnt

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every time i play b41 i spawn into louisville and get slimed day 7

green schooner
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have you even seen winter

pale ingot
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no lol

little mirage
green schooner
pale ingot
green schooner
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and

pale ingot
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geek

green schooner
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you should see my mat and carp usually when im out there

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i have like 15 spears

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literal going back to caveman

drifting mantle
green schooner
pale ingot
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dude i have mods that spawn hard drugs in cities i cant just leave that 💔

green schooner
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also they added bunkers

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so

pale ingot
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true i remember seeing those

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and basements in vanilla

green schooner
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I'm thinking of a new save where im in a bunker by uhh

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the gun store above rose

little mirage
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Should i just buy skyrim

heady crow
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which one

little mirage
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SE

green schooner
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lowkey not that bad

pale ingot
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i legit havent played b42 just because i have 400 mods in b41 and i dont wanna remake my modlist

green schooner
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its like HELLA small

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but like if your solo

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its enough

green schooner
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and cuase like 500 errors

pale ingot
green schooner
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but either way most of the major ones are already for b42

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like pumps with propane

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or slings

pale ingot
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i saw the only cure has some cool shit out now

green schooner
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expanded traits

green schooner
pale ingot
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like way better looking prosthetics

green schooner
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ikkk

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I wonder if there is any better options then drinking bleach into b42 yet

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cause kinda sucky turning into zombie or letting my friends swiss cheese me

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so I have to do the firing squad in the backyard and then bury my own grave ritual

pale ingot
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is gun suicide ported to b42 yet

green schooner
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and then transfer

pale ingot
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i know it kept getting banned in b41

green schooner
green schooner
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it makes it realistic

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and easy way out

pale ingot
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yeah and you can already fucking

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drink bleach in vanilla

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why not gun suicide

green schooner
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yeah like thats already not bad

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lemme check rq

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what is the mod called for 41

pale ingot
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lemme check

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i should have one installed rn

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actually i have zomboid uninstalled im just gonna check subscribed mods

green schooner
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ported already

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found it

pale ingot
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ok i dont want to search 39 pages of mods thakn god you found it

green schooner
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it works with some b42 weapon mod packs to

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which is good

pale ingot
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i have some peak in my modlist bro

green schooner
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same brother man

pale ingot
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wtf am i gonna do if i lose the entire shrek movie as vhs

green schooner
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cause i have a b41

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list

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and 42

green schooner
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get it ported

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im pretty sure some bored pz modder will do that

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or even better yet ask the creator to port it

pale ingot
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ion actually gaf bout the entire shrek movie as vhs i was joking but

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there are a few mods that would be nice ot have

green schooner
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most important ones are already ported

pale ingot
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this one which isnt getting ported to b42 until official map mod tools are released supposedly

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the void

green schooner
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what if i said

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already ported?

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well not rv but

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let me uhhh find it

pale ingot
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what about

green schooner
pale ingot
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oh sick

green schooner
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plus it now tells you what version each mod is so you know if its outdated or not

pale ingot
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tragic

green schooner
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its ok some just slap the label on there anyways when it doesnt work

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or it just physically doenst show what version the mod is for which means its hella broken

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like the FEDRA modpack

pale ingot
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idk brah

green schooner
pale ingot
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i might update to b42 sometime but rn im in the minecraft phase with the homie hmmtodayiwill

green schooner
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but pz is calling

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you must

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survive till winter

pale ingot
green schooner
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bum

pale ingot
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i get bored 1 month in max

green schooner
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how

pale ingot
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singleplayer

green schooner
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im always in some horrible situation

green schooner
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its onsale rn

pale ingot
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no homies play pz

pale ingot
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homies aint spending 13 clams on this

green schooner
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i get into this

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which lowkey terrifying

green schooner
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raven creek is such a shithole

green schooner
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and tell me when its safe to run out

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lmfao

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do you blame me

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its RC

pale ingot
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ion know bro

pale ingot
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i dwell in louisville and get slimed by 5 billion zombies

green schooner
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but cramped into rosewood

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with fences so nothing can get in or out

green schooner
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thats rc

pale ingot
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thats fucked

green schooner
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yeah it is

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me and my friend both got over 500 kills in a couple days of settling in

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and there was always more

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we would go on sprees just so other people could actually live there cause it was so infested

pale ingot
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5 billion zombies

green schooner
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speaking of which bruh

pale ingot
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i just remembered they made it so like

green schooner
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heres the map

pale ingot
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zombies can knock fences down

green schooner
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you can tell where the fences are

green schooner
green schooner
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its a good change tbh

pale ingot
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they do that now

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cant just be 10000% safe

green schooner
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cause thats why you die

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being safe lowers your guard

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all it takes is 1 zombie getting a lucky bite

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or even laceration

pale ingot
green schooner
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imagine down town and the buildings

pale ingot
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i dont want to have like a 5% chance of dying horribly if i get scratched

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thats not fun

green schooner
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idk I find it more fun knowing anything will kill me

pale ingot
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im either bit and its joever or im not bit and i can heal
unless they lacerate my neck then its joever

green schooner
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and there is always a chance I might die

green schooner
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just pray your a lucky man

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its not even that bad

pale ingot
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fuck no

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only bites

green schooner
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ive gotten 3 lacerations and a scratch on my neck and didnt even get infected

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I rolled the dice 4 times and didnt get it

green schooner
pale ingot
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it looks aight

green schooner
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eh

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to each to their own in pz

green schooner
deep topaz
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I like zomboid but only with respawns off. Like, you only have the canonical number of people within Kentucky to kill

pale ingot
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nuh uhh

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im not playing zomboid rn

deep topaz
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Otherwise dying by infinite shitters isn't fun

green schooner
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also the zombie ragdolls

pale ingot
green schooner
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are uhh

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lil funky

green schooner
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I did that a lot

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some dude made a youtube video of trying to kill everyone in kentucky

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via no respawns of zombies

green schooner
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and throw them out of windows

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also louie got expanded

pale ingot
green schooner
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yeah but now its base game

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also there is a airport for louie

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so imagine mall

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but 5x

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4 tiles of the airport is 1450 zombies

pale ingot
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terrifying

green schooner
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or just 1

pale ingot
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is there atlesat loot

green schooner
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no its a airport

pale ingot
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or are we just talking

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pure deathzone

green schooner
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pure deathzone with a fire station by the runway

pale ingot
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damn

green schooner
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nah

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just killzone

pale ingot
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anyway im gonna head out for now thumbsUp2x

green schooner
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but its huge so

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see ya

deep topaz
eager igloo
prisma quartz
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he works at the flag factory

pale ingot
stoic girder
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The ram prices are making people crazy.

fluid heron
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you would need alot of fucking mushrooms if its 6khz

stoic girder
fluid heron
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would need to start growing em in my socks

stoic girder
fluid heron
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i know theres some sock cummers in here

stoic girder
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Why socks? pepew

fluid heron
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yeah why of all things cumming in a sock

quartz ridge
prisma quartz
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wouldn't it chafe

quartz ridge
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or is it just a laceration and you're fucked

fluid heron
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feel like you would get carpet burn

fluid heron
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bite has a 100

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and you just lose then

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a scratch is 7 percent i think

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unless you only turn on biting as an infection method in the settings

stoic girder
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Peak torpedo physique.

fluid heron
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fuck bro i forgot about this mod on newvegas

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kinda cracked

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he did em for hair hands and teeth too

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aint no fuckin way

primal kayak
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Who's that

narrow lotus
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Go start my other car

No crank

Battery died

Day ruined

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Instead of going to gym i had to carry the battery home to charge

tame halo
naive bison
fluid heron
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also played overwatch alongside 10 years ago

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when it wasnt complete shit

primal kayak
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Ah

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Good for old fans

stoic girder
solar breach
manic cave
bold kettle
bold kettle
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Meh. Thats nothing

fluid heron
deep topaz
tepid pebble
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ive never met anyone who doesnt like the matrix

tidal trellis
tepid pebble
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well, ive never met your mom

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give her my number

tidal trellis
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no

tepid pebble
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give her number to me ?

fluid heron
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never watched the matrix

tidal trellis
tepid pebble
tidal trellis
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last thing I want is anyone from fartbrain interacting with my family pepefridge

tepid pebble
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but you are from fartbrain

tidal trellis
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no pepefridge

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I don't consider myself a inhabitant of here

tepid pebble
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first stage : denial

tidal trellis
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Least not for a year now pepefridge

stoic girder
tepid pebble
tepid pebble
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it doesnt exist

tepid pebble
stoic girder
tepid pebble
naive bison
tepid pebble
solar breach
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Good morning brainfart

stoic girder
tepid pebble
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also wtf is the somali daycare scam thing

narrow lotus
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Can i get a chadchris

drifting mantle
stoic girder
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That's a lot of daycares.

drifting mantle
tepid pebble
drifting mantle
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I personally don't really care, because I ain't American.
But it seems pretty bad

tepid pebble
river zealot
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Bremelanotide, sold under the brand name Vyleesi, is a medication used to treat low sexual desire in women. Specifically it is used for low sexual desire which occurs before menopause and is not due to medical problems, psychiatric problems, or problems within the relationship. It is given by an injection just under the skin of the thigh or abdo...

narrow lotus
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Jarvis, triple the dose and call it Trimadol

river zealot
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injecting trimadol into my cock and running to killa

tepid pebble
naive bison
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of government money

stoic girder
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They have to be.

tepid pebble
stoic girder
tepid pebble
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wait, there are 100k somalis in minnesota ? lmao

stoic girder
tepid pebble
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they migrated from pvp server

frail scaffold