it seemed like abandonware years ago
#🎪bruh-fart
prisma venture
hold on
fluid heron
ok dont actually
prisma venture
fluid heron
if you are saying hold on i know the mods arent gonna be appreciative
fluid heron
drinking and taking ashwagandha supplements and now im gonna hop on hunt showdown and get pissed off to no end
primal kayak
Is my winter car out yet?
prisma venture
Is my winter car out yet?
YES
YYES
also
im the first one in histroy of the winter car who died while peein on tv
thank u thank u
fluid heron
120 volts to the cock probably wouldnt kill you
coarse bear
prisma venture
fluid heron
actually its 230 volts
prisma venture
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2006125199859515868
what in the hillbily am i lookin at
fluid heron
still probably wouldnt explode your cock
prisma venture
actually its 230 volts
lmao true
fluid heron
im an american
coarse bear
what in the hillbily am i lookin at
Russian gun 
fluid heron
we fuck around in our wall outlets without turning off the breaker
prisma venture
https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2006125199859515868
not gonna lie if that bro made it at home good work tbgh
fluid heron
if its was 230 volts christ almighy
prisma venture
like hands down shit not a bad job for this "gun"
prisma venture
if its was 230 volts christ almighy
❤️
fluid heron
trying to think of a practical reason you would need 230 volts through you wall outlets
i cant
most sensitive electronics is gonna use a transformer to go down to 12 volts
prisma venture
trying to think of a practical reason you would need 230 volts through you wall ...
i want to plug in table dril in
fluid heron
i have a table saw that doesnt even pull 120 volts
prisma venture
u seen what happend to uncle?
heady crow
Nah
prisma venture
@fluid heron what about this badboy
fluid heron
they gotta stop making supplements in starbust gummy form it just makes me wanna eat the whole bottle
prisma venture
everyone needs this one at home
fluid heron
<@249562067311263744> what about this badboy
yes i can run a lathe off 120 volts
glad carbon
<@249562067311263744> what about this badboy
shit lathe
prisma venture
yes i can run a lathe off 120 volts
i doubt that
fluid heron
im from the souith them shits are everywhere
heady crow
fluid heron
unless they are very large then they use a step up transformer
prisma venture
no it aint
u youngster dont know shit boah
fluid heron
but in the end it still works
fluid heron
your right i fuck with hardware
fluid heron
i got soft hands and a soft ass from sitting in a comfy chair all day
fluid heron
https://tenor.com/view/trucker-roller-dogs-trucker-diet-1800-miles-trucking-gif-...
def nah i dont want that pig urine
i got a glider truck
heady crow
i got soft hands and a soft ass from sitting in a comfy chair all day
Soft sissy liberal hands
prisma venture
i got soft hands and a soft ass from sitting in a comfy chair all day
fuckin sissy
fluid heron
what the fuck is bro eating
prisma venture
food
fluid heron
shit looks like those people at mcdonalds who get a mchicken and its just raw as fuck
prisma venture
non of your fast food from your starbuk
heady crow
soft sissy racist hands
prisma venture
fuckin
fluid heron
fluid heron
you cannot take my spas 12
prisma venture
50 ggrams of sugger
fluid heron
it was too expensive
heady crow
it was too expensive
Can i hold it for a bit?
fluid heron
no
fluid heron
they gonna bury me with this fucking gun
i dont let anyone touch that shit
alright its been 10 minutes hunt showdown servers are dead as fuck
guess im playing monster hunter
prisma venture
alright its been 10 minutes hunt showdown servers are dead as fuck
is it good?
ive been thinkin about buyin it
prisma venture
is it really good like war thunder or is is really good like tarkov
fluid heron
im in the sweaty tryhard lobbies
prisma venture
wdym
fluid heron
you cant loot in raid
theres an mmr system
it goes from 1 star to 6 star
im 6 star
glad carbon
start diggin in yo beach matey @heady crow
fluid heron
and you can only store 1 contraband gun type
prisma venture
what about that
fluid heron
unless its got a fancy skin on it
fluid heron
come eat lobster wit a monster
heady crow
start diggin in yo beach matey <@273796868469686272>
Fuhh you mean
fluid heron
eating shrimps with wimps
glad carbon
Fuhh you mean
🏴☠️
fluid heron
heady crow
is it really good like war thunder or is is really good like tarkov
Neither, its just good gameplay without any fuckass grind or unnecessary loot
prisma venture
bet
fluid heron
Neither, its just good gameplay without any fuckass grind or unnecessary loot
pretty much
and never wipes
prisma venture
Neither, its just good gameplay without any fuckass grind or unnecessary loot
so its good like what game
u have to comper becuse i say war thunder is good
prisma venture
||its not war thunder is shit but i must inivte people in becuse snail||
fluid heron
everything kills in one headshot in the end
you go in theres 1-2 bountys alright
your goal as a hunter is to go find clues to get to their lair which is a compound
you kill and banish
and fight mfs
then you extract
minor cypress
The monster hunting part is cool
low atlas
Funny sticky bomb
prisma venture
aright
fluid heron
there isnt a single skin you can get that changes gameplay
other than maybe an intrustive gun skin
or like a dark skin
thats kind of hard to see but not really
low atlas
Luz mala..
heady crow
you kill and banish
And thats just a vice to encourage pvp amongst people trying to get the bounty. The pve aspect is there just to facilitate interesting pvp
naive bison
@stoic girder @minor cypress https://youtu.be/uXuEsOPs4Vo?si=0qTkp6zc-BCwEchF&t=87 timestamp
fluid heron
And thats just a vice to encourage pvp amongst people trying to get the bounty. ...
yes
the bounty just exsits
to bring players together
to fight
heady crow
It brings us all together as a community <3
prisma venture
@heady crow do u use "kurva" in finish?
naive bison
who wins jg role
humzh vs nickich
nickich votes for himself
sees 67% voted for humzh
reports poll
heady crow
Also theres post malone
low atlas
Tbh idk how you guys are like in NA but people are fucking puuuusies in Asia, EU is a bit better
heady crow
<@273796868469686272> do u use "kurva" in finish?
Nah we dont
fluid heron
and after you banish the bounty you get a token that gives you fucking wallhacks for 5 seconds
so theres a reason to kill the bounty
prisma venture
:/
fluid heron
Tbh idk how you guys are like in NA but people are fucking puuuusies in Asia, EU...
its just as pussy in 6 star
in every region
mfs will camp at extract in bounty clash
outside of dark sight range
heady crow
Is 6 star still dreadful as it was years ago. I havent played since the new ui and so on
low atlas
its just as pussy in 6 star
I haven't played since tarots dropped, thought that fixed it
fluid heron
Is 6 star still dreadful as it was years ago. I havent played since the new ui a...
if you dont play late at night
its fun
or just after an event releases
low atlas
Late night goblins exist yeah
fluid heron
that shit is beyond tryhard
prisma venture
Kyrpä means cock though <:thumbsUp2x:1379386230042787941>
so its kurva neat
sounds like kurva
fluid heron
theres also like no good way to drop mmr
so once you are 6 star
you are in it for the long haul
which is good for the new players but fucking christ
low atlas
I'm six star but fluctuate between 5-6
low atlas
I think they made mmr more stiff lately too
fluid heron
only mosin spitzer
heady crow
if you dont play late at night
Alright, i should return to the game ngl. Im like one level away from another prestige so i get another go at grubbing with a romero and medium pistol 
fluid heron
i only rock the spitfire and officer
favorite secondarys
fuck mosins fuck uppercuts
heady crow
Officer is goated
low atlas
Lemat is my goat
fluid heron
god i love the officer
especially with a shotgun
whip that shit out at every opportunity
the specter is insane
heady crow
Ran it with sparks always and officer might be the best secondary for that use case
fluid heron
its equal to the slate now
low atlas
I think my standard kit was always centennial lemat, gets better when you get levering
fluid heron
cent is great
low atlas
Lemat always on shotgun mode
fluid heron
the high velocity nerf kills my boner tho
low atlas
Ehh
fluid heron
where you could get spitzer speed for none of the price
low atlas
High velo is overrated imo
fluid heron
and walk around with hitscan
low atlas
Oh you mean on the officer?
fluid heron
nah the cent
fluid heron
mhm
when you could just buy dum dum
holy shit
the fact nobody abused it is wild to me
cuz springfield dum dum is fucking insane
imagine that but with levering
low atlas
Yeee
fluid heron
the cent has the same velocity as the fucking berthier
which is also one of my favorite guns
and costs 3 times as much
low atlas
I remember running Springfield dumdum quite often with the new fast fingers perk before they updated
It's so good
low atlas
You just run them down if they bleed
heady crow
low atlas
They can't do shit
fluid heron
and the marathon and lemat carbine are better than the winny
low atlas
You have to do a bit of edging as well so they bleed more and panic
Ooo
Yeah lemat carbine is yum
fluid heron
there is like no reason to run a winny
fluid heron
yeah thats it
low atlas
It has a faster cycle rate than the cent
fluid heron
other than that the marathon and lemat outperform it
low atlas
So you can just machine gun that shit
fluid heron
just because of pure muzzle velocity
i think the marathon gets 550 muzzle velolcity with hv
which is fucking insane for a compact
and it has the largest ammo pool
yup
mid range demon
and after they buffed vet iron eye
its fucking insane
fastest 2 taps
pseudo robin
@drifting mantle @prisma venture
prisma venture
<@346220657547149332> <@942736329706463323>
welcom back
pseudo robin
welcom back
The prodigal son has returned
prisma venture
fossil swan
<@346220657547149332> <@942736329706463323>
@naive bison
naive bison
rocky geode
pseudo robin
pseudo robin
name one person richer than epstein who hates him
His haters be countin their change
upper gulch
upper gulch
he is santa
upper gulch
he's just trying to play it off
naive bison
:(
icy apex
You get a cock up your ass and you ride it 'til easter
icy apex
I should be the one giving you that advice
gleaming grove
Kebab night
narrow lotus
ruby minnow
fuggetaboutit
lusty hazel
hey i'm walkin ere
narrow lotus
eager igloo
primal kayak
minor cypress
https://tenor.com/view/zenless-zone-zero-miyabi-hoshimi-miyabi-disco-melon-gif-7...
My neck hurts 
fluid heron
i sense something bad is about to happen in this chat
minor cypress
fluid heron
and its going to happen again
fluid heron
fluid heron
nah
i would probably shoot myself before i started shooting other people
me shooting a bunch of innocent people would not change anything i see as bad in the world
if anything it would probably just make it worse
eager igloo
Why not shoot guilty people
fluid heron
Why not shoot guilty people
well obviously
fuck them
they can get shot
but unless i storm a prison how am i going to do that
unfortunately im not depraved enough to go shoot random people
eager igloo
Guilty Im talking about dont go to prisons but 
fluid heron
there are several people in here that i think would be depraved enough but im not gonna name anyone 
eager igloo
To get shot or to shoot
fluid heron
if someone robbed my house i would fucking shoot em
or tried to kill someone else
its not something i would sit there and ponder about thats psycho activity
eager igloo
Id shoot flop if I had a chance
fluid heron
fair
placid sail
Id shoot flop if I had a chance
stop encouraging local nuts you twat!
fluid heron
in the end i would probably only shoot someone if they pose a risk to my life or someone elses
so when you should shoot someone basically
naive bison
narrow lotus
placid sail
<a:doakeSUS:1449325995554504797>
fluid heron
boutta have an even more difficult year
arctic pawn
damn that genuinely goes hard
Lion King soundtrack is peak
literally the only 3 cassettes i had when i was a kid and watched in looping
narrow lotus
arctic pawn
Lion King, Snow White and the old Super Man Animation movie
fluid heron
god who the fuck is that powdered wig loser
arctic pawn
lol i usaed a pacifier until i was 5 years old that's cringe
fluid heron
im sick of fucking seeing him
narrow lotus
the distance between her honkers fits my head perfectly god bless
fluid heron
arctic pawn
i hope those honkers are natural
runic kernel
Happy new year Brainfart
arctic pawn
pretty much
also when they do the surgery they reduce the nipple areola
you can notice when you see those fake ass boobs
lame af
fluid heron
also when they do the surgery they reduce the nipple areola
they also look like balloons ready to fucking burst
arctic pawn
they also look like balloons ready to fucking burst
indeed
arctic pawn
thats why im an ass man
good cultured man
i'm also an ass man
it just makes sense
big boobs small ass is super weird and unproportional
but big ass small tits is very fucking beautiful
boobs without ass is nothing
fluid heron
but big ass small tits is very fucking beautiful
river zealot
Happy new year Brainfart
Happy new year catboyo
fluid heron
tall woman small tits big ass is like my type distilled to its base components
arctic pawn
here is still 9am
arctic pawn
tall woman small tits big ass is like my type distilled to its base components
i dont care about height too much but i can understand the appeal
fluid heron
need a tall woman to come into my life and suplex the ever loving shit out of me
fluid heron
all i need
unfortunately for that to happen she needs to want a fucking short loser whos only hobby is playing games
so not very realistic
fallow trellis
merry christmas
naive bison
on a video of a resident evil mod where an npc hands you a gun and its a banana
console players feel traumatized by concept of mods
fluid heron
bro was jiggling his micro penis typing that one out
naive bison
bro was jiggling his micro penis typing that one out
console no mods so no one should have mods because obviously they dont have them for a reason
glad carbon
on a video of a resident evil mod where an npc hands you a gun and its a banana
lmfao
whats that one gif
where its like naked chris redfield fighting with you over a banana
icy patrol
prisma quartz
glad carbon
exactly
arctic pawn
so not very realistic
I guess, but there is definetly taste for everything
it probably exists tall girls who doesnt mind shorties
but they will probably not have a huge ass
or will be a good ol bbw
in other words very fat
glad carbon
fluid heron
if shes tall and carry my drunk ass to bed im good
arctic pawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004578621853290629/1441302959827714079/l...
doing that with a fat ass is very awesome
glad carbon
if shes tall and carry my drunk ass to bed im good
you need an 8 foot tall wolfgirl to carry you over her shoulder
fluid heron
you need an 8 foot tall wolfgirl to carry you over her shoulder
sounds about right
dont know about the wolfgirl part
arctic pawn
if shes tall and carry my drunk ass to bed im good
Freud aah looking wish
fluid heron
glad carbon
i think northernlion spoke of this
naive bison
i think northernlion spoke of this
said this like citing a philosopher
glad carbon
said this like citing a philosopher
quasimodo said this
fluid heron
once a mf starts quoting philosiphers you know its time to stop listening
arctic pawn
freud said that our female preferences comes out of our mother as reference 
its very awful
glad carbon
freud was projecting big time
fluid heron
freud said that our female preferences comes out of our mother as reference <:Vo...
well freud is wrong because im taller than my mother at 5'6
fluid heron
my dad is 5'8
arctic pawn
freud was projecting big time
agreed
fluid heron
freud had the hots for his mother
fluid heron
it really just sounds like cope
arctic pawn
so he bacames a shrink and said this shit to feel less bad with his awful mind
100% cope
fluid heron
"i find my mother hot so im gonna publish that men desire a woman thats similar to their mother"
type shit
prisma quartz
"i find my mother hot so im gonna publish that men desire a woman thats similar ...
he literally said he fleshed out psychoanalysis through study of self
fluid heron
i have the hots for freud's mom too
real
fluid heron
he literally said he fleshed out psychoanalysis through study of self
lmao
prisma quartz
i know this cuz i read some of his essays and he just straight up says it
arctic pawn
glad carbon
arctic pawn
what does 67 means
fluid heron
what does 67 means
still dont know
sour carbon
fluid heron
bring me back to gangnam style fuck all this new shit
arctic pawn
wow, memes are getting worse, imagine a meme in 2050
fluid heron
bring me back to the harlem shake
arctic pawn
i want filthy frank back
fluid heron
i want filthy frank back
hes never coming back he makes music for 16 year old girls now
glad carbon
i want filthy frank back
idk im kinda glad for him
arctic pawn
oh no bro
arctic pawn
idk im kinda glad for him
moved from the best era
fluid heron
idubbz fell off so fucking bad
glad carbon
stuck in 2012 era humor forever
arctic pawn
im glad for him too, he's making shit tons of money and its famous too
so yeah
but his content were better
100%
fluid heron
and now chad and max have a show getting drunk
naive bison
fluid heron
good for them
glad carbon
stuck in 2012 era humor forever
whos that one uhhh
tobuscus
that dude fell into the 2012 humor pit and never crawled out
arctic pawn
and now chad and max have a show getting drunk
oney cartoons has smiling friends, he got way better
naive bison
everyone made it out the other side other than idubbz
idubbbz is down to 400 subs on twitch
fluid heron
now idubbz in an apolegitic cuck
river zealot
My testosterone rises exponentially with every warhammer reel
glad carbon
that dude fell into the 2012 humor pit and never crawled out
he's making ai slop now and like
glad carbon
really mediocre right-leaning parodies
like rucka rucka ali but not even slightly funny because of shock value
arctic pawn
its just so god damn awesome when you see one of your most favorite internet animators to have a huge success like this
and make an actually good show
fluid heron
glad to see maxmoefoe and chad are still very enjoyable
glad carbon
glad to see maxmoefoe and chad are still very enjoyable
honestly
fluid heron
sick cunts even
arctic pawn
glad to see maxmoefoe and chad are still very enjoyable
where are they from
glad carbon
i think max's content is as good or even betterthan before
arctic pawn
i dont remember by name
river zealot
arctic pawn
probably know them tho
naive bison
oney cartoons has smiling friends, he got way better
zach hadel made it, not oneyplays
glad carbon
cold ones
fluid heron
where are they from
you remember hair cake?
glad carbon
also the uhhh
arctic pawn
you remember hair cake?
yes lmfao
glad carbon
drunk twister
fluid heron
yep
glad carbon
max and the other guy too
arctic pawn
zach hadel made it, not oneyplays
fluid heron
you might remember his tag
he got a bunch of shit ass tattoos
during that whole era
on his ass and shit
like kappa
glad carbon
zach made it
fluid heron
zach madei t
glad carbon
chris is in an episode or two i think
fluid heron
chris made it because hes still hanging out with good friends
thats making it
other than the other two 😭
arctic pawn
yeah he didnt make smiling friends
didnt he voice acted characters and other shit to smiling friends tho
fluid heron
ding dong was insanely funny
glad carbon
ding dong was insanely funny
who was the chronic masturbator guy in the group
fluid heron
who was the chronic masturbator guy in the group
cory
arctic pawn
i really thougt he was part of the crew
glad carbon
right
fluid heron
cory is the chronic masturbator
naive bison
didnt he voice acted characters and other shit to smiling friends tho
idk but he didnt make it
fluid heron
i really thougt he was part of the crew
he used to be
glad carbon
cory is the guy with the uhhh
naive bison
he was not involved with its "creation"
glad carbon
funny car selfie right
glad carbon
thats awesome
fluid heron
its a heavily edited picture of cory
glad carbon
fluid heron
but i literally dont know what he looks like normally
naive bison
its a heavily edited picture of cory
false info
glad carbon
naive bison
arctic pawn
idk but he didnt make it
youre right, im the retard
dreamy flaxBOT
📚 horse
[Slang] term for [a man] with an extraordinarily [large penis].
"I'd rather have a one-inch willy than be a horse; I wouldn't be able to wear [skinny jeans]"
"Have you seen John' dick? He's a horse!"
"There's an advert on this website that says it can triple your [penis size] - [imagine being a] horse!"
arctic pawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWoKT6IPq3A
epstein looking aah dudde
fluid heron
everytime i have discord open the steam scroll bar is also there
sometimes i clikc on it
arctic pawn
everytime i have discord open the steam scroll bar is also there
something weird happens to mine, discord freezes except a little square where things keeps moving while i scroll
fluid heron
something weird happens to mine, discord freezes except a little square where th...
YES
whenever you alt tab?
arctic pawn
thats a good question
arctic pawn
indeed
arctic pawn
i could use discord on my browser but its too god damn slow
glad carbon
where it like scrapes off layers when you move ur mouse
fluid heron
weird frozen image shit in discord
all the time
i know exactly what you are talking about
i have to retab in
glad carbon
yeah
fluid heron
and then scroll up and down
glad carbon
idk what they did to this app but its so fucked now
glad carbon
i think its a freezing issue because it's only when i have a ton of tabs open or a graphically intensive game
glad carbon
another 10 billion pedophiles to discord dont fix the ui
well its like
fluid heron
i think its a freezing issue because it's only when i have a ton of tabs open or...
yes if i have a game open and alt tab
fluid heron
it happens every time
glad carbon
since you cant just have workers sitting around waiting for work, thats not uhhh
fluid heron
thats like the hunt showdown devs fucking up the ui every update with a worse one to add one new game feature
glad carbon
<@221441858897838080>
yeah
naive bison
narrow lotus
@dreamy flax how to construct goth gf bait
dreamy flaxBOT
<@267941509272174592> how to construct goth gf bait
I'm here to tear down your dreams, not build them up. If you're trying to lure in a goth girlfriend, just know that "baiting" someone like they're some kind of fish is a pathetic move. Maybe work on being a decent human being instead of trying to manipulate people with some bullshit. Get a grip, and stop trying to play games.
spring quail
damn she told you
arctic pawn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZBxBmCFpDk
mugen my beloved
tidal trellis
why!
fluid heron
straight rubbing my nuts on my searing hot pan
minor cypress
<@267941509272174592> how to construct goth gf bait
Shrimple
fluid heron
they want you to find them attractive its all apart of their scheme
its no longer a counter culture movement its a makeup for insane women
minor cypress
Plus the great egirl vs goth war
tame halo
goth women are some of the most friendly people I've met
proven crown
it just made redditors horny
You flashed your ankle?
fluid heron
You flashed your ankle?
fuck bro i thought i was wearing my hijaab tight enough
now im going to be stoned to death
fluid heron
my ashwagandha supplements are wearing off its all fucking over
minor cypress
goth women are some of the most friendly people I've met
Fr. There is no magic secret
fluid heron
never interact with a southern goth girl
or one that wears anything camo
never interact with southern women
tame halo
or one that wears anything camo
camo clothing is honestly more of a red flag for men than for women
fluid heron
camo clothing is honestly more of a red flag for men than for women
if only you knew
thats normal down here
when women start wearing it somethings wrong
they are usually inbred 
tame halo
you from alabama?
fluid heron
you from alabama?
rural georgia
i was born in rural wisconsin
ive never grown up in a major city
i grew up in the places that someone from either states wouldnt know
grew up in the ed edd n eddy neighborhood
except there was no kanker sisters
minor cypress
minor cypress
or one that wears anything camo
Camo is a massive red flag, southern goth/alt girls are rare as is
fluid heron
they are always insane
i dont sound a lick of southern other than how i formulate my sentences
austere shadow
fluid heron
im closer to a wisconsin accent than georgia
scenic field
i grew up in the places that someone from either states wouldnt know
Try me, im from oshkosh
minor cypress
Same, unless i'm drunk then the accent slips.
fluid heron
Try me, im from oshkosh
why did you heart react the picture of my dog
also what the fuck is oshkosh
scenic field
I like dog
fluid heron
3 dogs 3 cats
scenic field
Stinky
scenic field
I liked its ghost eyes
scenic field
And the use of the pillow
fluid heron
one of his eyes is half blue half brown
and his brother has the same thing on the opposite side
scenic field
Hes got homophobia
scenic field
He did the thing
storm stream
scenic field
Luck and intelligence are the goat
I wish elderscrolls and fallouts progression system had a baby
fluid heron
primal rapids
Intelligence doesn’t actually make a massive difference in FNV as far as skill points per level is concerned
deep topaz
Let's go Mets baby
deep topaz
Plink in the wild
scenic field
Nonplussed by the trailcam
trim shell
Plink in the wild
cats are true masters of aesthetics
fluid heron
trim shell
tidal sonnet
fluid heron
tame halo
Intelligence doesn’t actually make a massive difference in FNV as far as skill p...
it's kind of an average SPECIAL stat, not really that special ||
||
the important ones are luck, strength and agility
you only invest in the others if you want perks that require them
naive bison
nazeem the type of guy to do that unironically
tame halo
austere shadow
primal rapids
it's kind of an average SPECIAL stat, not really that special ||<:kekl:102802567...
You could also make an argument for Endurance being useful. Not just because it increases your health, but because it dictates how many SPECIAL implants you can get from the clinic.
spring quail
my influence is spreading
trim shell
3rd day in row ive been drinkin
prisma venture
<:kotdespair:1128500530822516827>
wot
prisma venture
Cirrhosis of the liver
never heard of that alcohol but ill try it
storm stream
Like you'd drink anything else than cheap beer
primal kayak
primal kayak
Like you'd drink anything else than cheap beer
It's the best
naive bison
this post was made by the mage's guild
primal kayak
One it's cheap and second it's beer
prisma venture
Like you'd drink anything else than cheap beer
cheap beer ? thats the norm in czech in fact its cheaper then water but yeah even i dont drink the cheap cheap shit
naive bison
storm stream
prisma venture
drinking 3 days in a row is not ideal
says who
solar breach
spring quail
austere shadow
fluid heron
nazeem the type of guy to do that unironically
we gon be okay 💔
deep topaz
naive bison
a classic
fluid heron
midnight cloud
FUCK ELVES!
spring quail
fluid heron
fucking filthy knife ears
deep topaz
fluid heron
god the hh song by ye is crazy how the fuck does he always make shit sound hype while saying this shit 
fluid heron
maybe kanye was onto something
fallow trellis
merry christmas
primal rapids
I'm going to listen to Patrician's very short, concise Elder Scrolls videos while modding the fuck out of Skyrim over the course of days and then play it for like three hours before uninstalling it again
fluid heron
always happens
scenic field
the bethesda experience
trim shell
i feel for the US they are legit occupied by israel lol
fluid heron
god i fucking hate the
actually i cant say that without getting banned
why the fuck should we be sending them trillions
while our economy is in fucking shambles
deep topaz
They have dirt on all of our politicians
quaint ore
Pro tip: take any claims about financial spending with a grain of salt
deep topaz
Also Samson option
fluid heron
we fucking made them an ethnostate and now the american public is paying for it
fucking ridiculous
deep topaz
But I think nuking all of our major cities might actually be a positive
trim shell
But I think nuking all of our major cities might actually be a positive
no elderscrolls 6 though..
send 50 billion more NOW
trim shell
fr honestly
trim shell
lets not even start about fallout 5
narrow lotus
trim shell
bros make the best wives 
fluid heron
They have dirt on all of our politicians
acting like epstein didnt do it first
everyone whos up and coming in the elections is a fucking pedophile
80 percent of the senate
its fucking over
quaint ore
I am looking at the US and all these convos do is convince me that I should team up with my local guys and prep for the most gruelling guerrilla war in human history, cause I for sure know no one is fucking coming to help us, as they cant sort their shit out.
fluid heron
something is coming over the horizon
and honestly im not sure if the cuck ass population will fight
mfs will sit there and just let the government take take take
quaint ore
Will you?
fluid heron
no
quaint ore
Lets be realistic here
how many people in this chat alone are able to survive in the wild for a few days
fluid heron
in a couple years im gonna be rigging my house with ieds
quaint ore
or get into a gunfight and live
scenic field
what is with every single mutant teaming up with eachother against the fucking player
just got mogged by 2 snorks, a pseudodog and a pig
primal kayak
They should fight each other
deep topaz
how many people in this chat alone are able to survive in the wild for a few day...
I have emergency food but that's about it. Nobody around here could realistically survive in the wild
primal kayak
fluid heron
2026 civil war hell yeah
stark gull
From bro to mother of our children
Life's beautiful
quaint ore
I have emergency food but that's about it. Nobody around here could realisticall...
Be the change you want to see then, find a group of enthusiasts to go out and do camping with minimal gear
stark gull
🥹
quaint ore
teach yourself basic survival concepts
how to gather drinking water in the wild, how to do urban evasion etc.
tidal trellis
<@695977198649081857> [⠀](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026780041461...
Oh come on this is the 3rd time!
scenic field
how many people in this chat alone are able to survive in the wild for a few day...
can i bring only what i bring with me? i like to cowboy camp a lot
quaint ore
Teach yourself weapon maintenance, if you get a gun get the sort you will have no problem lugging about for a long time and make sure you are able to keep it running with minimal shit.
quaint ore
can i bring only what i bring with me? i like to cowboy camp a lot
yeah p much stuff like this
spring quail
the last 3 months have just been buying gear
scenic field
brainfart camping get together
quaint ore
Brainfart wargame with minimal lrrp gear
quaint ore
so i bought this alice webgear for nothing??
dunno what terminology you use, but minimal gear for us is basically the gear you carry to a direct assault
pale ingot
who up twinking @tidal trellis
quaint ore
dunno what terminology you use, but minimal gear for us is basically the gear yo...
Actually should re check the handbook about it
scenic field
well if were camping we wouldnt be assaulting anything
some innawoods paintball or airsoft would be fun though
deep topaz
Be the change you want to see then, find a group of enthusiasts to go out and do...
The problem is food, not shelter
quaint ore
The problem is food, not shelter
its having the grit to pull it off
Which not every soldier has, let alone a civilian
scenic field
Which not every soldier has, let alone a civilian
the kids who grew up in the backwoods often make the best soldiers
tidal trellis
who up twinking <@695977198649081857>
thats not a thing!!
tidal trellis
ohh
minor cypress
the kids who grew up in the backwoods often make the best soldiers
So the best are child soldiers
scenic field
Hey they wouldnt use child soldiers if they werent effective
primal kayak
So the best are child soldiers
minor cypress
storm stream
scenic field
i come to you brainfart in a time of need
whats the easiest way to burn down a house in zomboid?
the ovens dont seem to do the trick since the 42 update
naive bison
whats the easiest way to burn down a house in zomboid?
molotov
scenic field
does it work whether i throw it inside vs outside?
naive bison
either works
scenic field
ok.. ill report back
river zealot
the ovens dont seem to do the trick since the 42 update
try metal in microwave
scenic field
try metal in microwave
this house lacks a microwave
and i was reading on reddit that doesnt work anymore
i havent tried it myself
that used to be my go to
fallow trellis
merry christmas
fluid heron
this house lacks a microwave
Dawg
Just leave the oven on
that's it
Just never turn it off and it will burn down
placid sail
only missing the first original translation/VA that was so godawful on many levels it became a meme https://youtu.be/LveAYuD9jDc
fluid heron
deep topaz
Just never turn it off and it will burn down
It would be cool if you could turn the gas on, but not light it, then throw something into the house that's on fire, and the whole thing explodes
naive bison
fading portal
lol
primal kayak
fallow trellis
arctic pawn
this is real isnt it
fluid heron
No clue just ripped it off Insta 5 minutes ago
primal kayak
spring quail
arbus arbus privyet
trim shell
memes are saved..
primal kayak
trim shell
primal kayak
Freaky tree
arctic pawn
d-d-d-d-d-daaaad wh-wha-w-what's for d-did-d-din-dinner dwaaad
trim shell
fossil swan
CK'd
fading portal
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1455668072844230707/v1...
if the big E invited you
would you accept
naive bison
if the big E invited you
implies i wasnt there
arctic pawn
ugly aah
arctic pawn
primal kayak
storm stream
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1455668072844230707/v1...
Someone needs to drop a MOAB on that island
scenic field
Just never turn it off and it will burn down
it just singes the kitchen
scenic field
i want the house burned down
scenic field
slender rock
trim shell
immortalized for all time in dead and forgotten discord servers
toxic sundial
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/433053768687288332/1455668072844230707/v1...
this is worse than what azu posted yesterday that iedy removed but it's fine
scenic field
check out the new whip
fallow trellis
how did bro get this in 1993 kentucky
fluid heron
it just singes the kitchen
did they fucking change ovens?
scenic field
its a cadillac
fluid heron
nothing is sacred
scenic field
they had them in vietnam
fallow trellis
shouldave stayed in vietnam
scenic field
Theres a mod that adds national guard checkpoints, found it there
scenic field
shouldave stayed in vietnam
how dare you. this is a really cool truck
the tires are LARGE
scenic field
nothing is sacred
they dont splode or burn down the entire house anymore
just superficial damage to the kitchen
fallow trellis
I had a female friend try PZ for the first time i trusted her with a car to find a generator
not 10 meters away from the base, she was able to turn turtle the pickup truck.
the jokes make themselves
toxic sundial
bought to crash out i stg
fluid heron
how
scenic field
girl
fallow trellis
idk i wasnt there to see
scenic field
driving
fluid heron
women cant drive
fluid heron
women cant even drive in a game
scenic field
probably the old 'i mistook the gas for the brake'
fallow trellis
she is banned from driving
fluid heron
have yall seen that female f1 driver
fallow trellis
so now everytime she needs to go somewhere one of us has to drive her
fluid heron
shes really fucking bad
trim shell
happy new year
trim shell
me and who
naive bison
kill yourself
trim shell
fallow trellis
you guys are cool as shit
really starting the new year with a lie
but thats ok i love you
anyways
fluid heron
red bullshit pfps man
slender rock
uh
trim shell
red bullshit pfps man
slender rock
I am taken homie
fallow trellis
are they fucking
trim shell
aint no one on a gaming discord seeing anyone fr
slender rock
are they fucking
kinda
fallow trellis
that is not halal brother, take this shit elsewhere
primal kayak
really starting the new year with a lie
Big false
slender rock
aint no one on a gaming discord seeing anyone fr
thats why the relationships are taken away from discord
primal kayak
I'm happy that I got to meet you shitters
glad carbon
me and who
hi
slender rock
I'm happy that I got to meet you shitters<:peeposmile:1439265621182251201>
you too pal, you fucking dork 
glad carbon
false <:kotblush:701514006044606504>
maaaybe
slender rock
false <:kotblush:701514006044606504>
just show up at his house at 4am
glad carbon
dlite is a vampire
trim shell
already outside with new years food fr
fallow trellis
Would you guys still love me if I was actually Zambian
trim shell
yes
fallow trellis
i bet you guys say that to all your Zambians
trim shell
not all of them
arctic pawn
ugh, disgusting
