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Sheet pan meals are our goto lazy meals. Just some random frozen veggies + sausage/shrimp/fish you bake
2L bad, but smoking okay?
i love dr pepper so ill give diet one a try
no smoking is terrible for you don't do that
Copy that
Like this, but i like adding carrots, brussel sprouts, peppers, etc
i smoked cigs again for the first time in almost 2 years on christmas eve with some drinks and i forgot how shitty they are i did not miss it like i thought i would
I need to learn to cook
I quit smoking a couple years ago, the cigarette wall at the grocery store calls out me every time I walk by
Dr pepper but put some roasted peanuts in it
Boo womp
Damn I thought you were Pakistani not southern
proud of you for resisting it isnt as good as you think itll be
Peanuts and coke is fucking amazing too
Both are valid
Bro what
I dont get fidgety or anything but I look and habit says buy a pack
Im in louisiana, wrong pfp
Ew tf you doing in the swamps
peatnuts in drink is southern thing I had you pegged for pakistan
Peanuts go in coke
Enjoying cheap living, shit roads and good food

And it has to be salted peanuts
Holy shit this guy knows ball
No, i just like learning global things
Fair tbh
I'm enjoying cheap living, decent roads, and good food
The salted honey roasted peanuts in dr pepper
Is peak
okay mr, I know you're actually posting from tel aviv
They actually fix our roads around here
state street and main street are really nice roads to drive on
They just layed macadam down earlier this year
Poor prey animals
Man I haven't eaten rabbit in some time
Gotta wait till next fall
That's when they'll be big
Tel aviv would never posess these flavors
I haven't eaten goat in awhile either
Same
thats gross man
look good but you need pepper grinder
Restaurant near me does really good lamb burgers
Its on the counter lol
He knows whats good
The southern verification QR code, the spice cabinet
Pause everything look at this
Sounds gross until a friend convinced me to try. Its good and you got a snack too
I have garlic powder but I tend to use mince or whole garlic and onions
Granulated garlic > garlic powder if you are feeling lazy
Sounds just like him damn
Hmmm, celery and peanut butter or caramel popcorn
Do you have raisins to make ants on a log?
no

Peanut butter is an endangered species in the house
We only keep peanut butter around in the fall and winter, ants tend to roam inside from the outside and get into all the non airtight jars
because theres a hole in it
I'll eat it with a spoon, no shame, its just so good
right in the center
Summer sucks, I'm on ant duty all the time
Or pb and ritz, celery, anything really
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I'm about to put diatomaceous earth around the whole house and kill mounds in the entire pasture
I fucking hate ants
Spiders get a pass. Ants must be purged
I opened a jar of peanut butter and had one sandwhich, I come back later to make a peanut sauce and ants got into it
fuck ants
I screwed the lid on tight but they squeezed past it and got all stuck in there
I dont want to be the weirdo with peanut butter in the fridge
But gonna have to move the bread, self stable jars and anything not sealed into the fridge
When summer rolls around
And it sucks too, I have this nice bread box
We've got a pest company that comes out every few months for maintenance
Fought them too much with just about anything you can throw at them
I live out in a pasture about 1000ft away from the road
We get ants like that
At least without a license.
i bought the ubislop avatar game
ngl playing it in third person has been way more fun than i thought it would be
some ubi games are good
Hope you don't get the same game breaking bug I did and restarting didn't fix it
In the last game you could be a human
i know it was peak
And commit TBD
it would be cool if there was a dlc where you play as human
but i get to know what it feels like being 6ft tall
(im 5ft 9in)
That would just be far cry
3rd person tho
wait im saving that
gamma should add a mod where you revive a stalker and they start dancin
fr this shit peak lol
Who would win
The average rimworld colony
Or the blue aliens from that one thing
avatar?
the problem with rich families is that they are all fighting for that sweet sweet inheritance money
the navis mog the sky people
Wtf r you talking about
Plus the power of blue pussy
Made one man turn on his ppl
my dad died so im suing his siblings for the inheritance money they cheated my dad off
well im writing a demand letter first
Is there not a will
The pawn has a mental break and smashes the antigrain warhead
I’ve never had that happen to me though
no his dumb dad who is a public accountant did not write a will
neither did he
Welp good luck
I've never seen people peel eggs like this before
You people do that?
i tot profrssionals would be smart
but then i realized that my cousin who is a doctor believes the world is flat
do you guys think that the sky people just do this because theyre sub 7ft chuds?
and they hate that the navis are mogging them

the moment that some of the sky people got to he 7ft navi chads they turned on their own people
coincidence i dont. think so

Yeah if you are making hard boiled egg, egg salad, etc.
be the dev u want to see in the world
Too much effort
then perish
greed
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they should make an anomaly mod pack that is absolutely dogshit where you cant even buy guns
I need to play Ready or not again
who asked
there was no need to post that
I don’t think it’s meant to look like that
What the fuck
I’ll spread the word….
i have a crazy idea
@narrow lotus you goon to this right?
do you really want to know
He’s probably sleeping
the answer to that question
hes gonna be in for a surprise when he wakes up
ur sick my man
said 2 days, only the 3 1/2 day mute is now still up
gonna do that one after new years eve tho
its with discord rules and guidelines
Fat-astic Sue Storm will remain standing
she will continue to make all your food dissapear
Why do you like women
dont be filmin be brotha
cocky want boing boing
shiii
He catg find Epi pen
nerd ass
already did orang
Green hud ragebait is strong
i literally didnt even get that angry and he folded
i just said a voiceline
you are weak youyou
grummz trying to hide any and all of his game cause he aint working on it anymore lul
💀
Dragonscale armour spotted
im also about to fuck up bennys day
Last time I met benny I forgave him because I’m such a nice and chill dude
Who?
Evil Karma NCR?
yessir
i would love if there was a benny ending and yes man was literally just a backup
That sounds cool
gun build
so the NCR?
probably doing house energy
and legion melee after or some time later
some loser that likes to talk shit about every other game yet hes still not even in beta for his own game
I don’t think many people know you can actually spare benny
hes like an ex dev
as it turns out BIg Kid mini nukes are way stronger than i realized
Like most people on the internet?
yeah but its funnier cause he couldnt even finish making his own game
only way to truly spare him is to just go NCR and never get the platinum chip i suppose
What makes him so influential?
i think he worked at blizzard iirc
If you are cracked enough you can save him at the fort
yep blizzard
where have i heard this one before
When it was good or?
forgot about that
clearly you didnt that guy never talks about how he worked for blizzard not once
it seems to be he was team lead and producer for wow diabol 2 and starcraft
HE claims he was good
but others say he was dogshit at his job
dude keeps yapping about slop online
i'll take the he was dogshit side
Mark Kern was a developer for Blizzard for many years, from 97-2005. He worked on Diablo, and was a Team Lead for WoW. He left and joined another studio, Ren 5. During which he worked on their title, Firefall, but tanked the project, spending far too much than the game was earning. He eventually left. Following that he has attempted to start up his own studio, MEK Entertainment, and has tried to start up a game through kickstarter. He began in 2014, and as of this moment there is no real evidence the game exists.
He has in the mean time been active on twitter and other social media sites using his "clout" as a developer to push back against the "DEI" and "woke" agenda. The man claims to be some authority or expert in gaming, while his most recent project is almost a decade old with no real information regarding its status. His credentials make it appear to others that he is some authority, and has some say or insider information on the industry.
This is not to talk about how he was involved is a bit of a scandal during his time at Blizzard where someone (most theories claim it was Kern) stole breastmilk from the refrigerator.
yapfest
Yaplord 9000
this pack sucks
We got yappatron over here
tl;dr ur gey
Oh shit, he was the breastmilk guy?

yeah
i only have consensual breast milk
He doesn’t have to play the game anymore
I think it’s a win
thats not true
I've seen a lot of YSG slander recently but I personally really like her backstory
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#ZenlessZoneZero
erm honey yes it is
maybe its time to try ZZZ again
zzz is not a goon game bro
the gameplay is fire vro
i saw my brother playing it
it's the sadest shit
most braindead shit i saw
the gameplay loop is meh
gacha games are so annoying
its either the most basic shit or so overly complex you need a degree to understand it
never tried this route before by getting him alone in the suite then defeating the ambush
watch porn
Doing heroin is healthier
this particular line made me giggle with the delivery
his VA is fantastic
you know who is VA is right?
rip
indeed
https://fixvx.com/oh_itsapriltoo/status/2006033505487044702 @simple ore when he finally got all his mods together then launches new vegas
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People born between 1995-2006, how is life?
(its all crashes and downhill from here)
I got cbt gacha instead 
cock and ball torture
this fucking dipshit
take off his stupid glasses
why is bro using tacslop gear
Have you seen the dryads?
what
I will not let you disrespect dragonscale armour in this household
It says "fortress" not "forest"
no
ur so fucking gey
tacslop
and lame
they call me the male waist grabber
the fuck is this, defjam?
ye
defjam fight for new york
if you wont i will
dumb retarded chud
Do you accidentally hit the repost button
Dude I accidentally reposted the worst possible thing for them to see once
Lucky I caught it
bros going at the speed of light
Wear your helmets
I went to bed
bro on the left is asking to get his ears shot off
Dont worry
ah yes the mighty devilstrand bowler 
They have ear pros inside
Combat extended too
It was pretty much instant
Now all my pawns wear helmets
lord she thick
Whore
There’s no fucking way he’s abandoning the game and pretending it never happened, right? He can’t be that stupid. He took people’s money for over 10 years for this “game.”
You don’t just erase a decade of scams and failed promises like it didn’t happen.
QRT: Victummz
Mark "Grummz" Kern has now scrubbed all mention of Em-8ER from his X profile, including even the Gatestriders concept art previously used as his banner image.
Who cares
is anyone in here even a wowbabby
I H8 twitter….
you already posted this you demented tard
Hey, I've found the book I've talked about
"We" by Evgeny Zamyatin
One grift ends, flows into another seamlessly
BREAKING NEWS: BLIZZARD CUCK DOES BLIZZARD CUCK SHIT.
WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING MONEY TO GAMES THAT DON'T EXIST, ANYWAY?
When you make your bunkers in CE, but forget that means attakers can only hit headshots 
He can now focus fully on bringing back 0.01mm of woman skin into games that already feature 12 pointer racks
That’s why you have the turret to kill them with grenades
CEs biggest downfall is how much of a nightmare compatability with other mods can get
Oh, hey Rimworld
Good game
CE is goated simply because electricity is dangerous once again
how
I haven't touched it since last dlc
CE adds so much I don’t mind it really
Thats not even counting playtime from stealing wifes laptop. I prob have close to 1500 hours
What’s the worst thing you ever done
Probably the slaver eugenics breeding farm and human leather factory
Sangophages are the best prisoners
godmode and make fight cages
I had some mod that let you harvest genetics, so we were making super soldier and farming genes
Or making nugget prisoners to train melee and medical skills
I love how Sylvester could end all these atrocities easily, yet instead he does half baked dlcs
I still haven't gotten around to messing with anomaly or the newest dlc yet
That's why sangs are the best
I want to, but i know that means going into tibetan monk exile and not playing anything else for months
My favorite colony was a low tech viking village along a river.
are we porn posting already
It was with VFE vikings before they reworked it, so cozy
Welcome fellow chud
oops
its about the same guy but a different tweet you fucking retard go play your goyslop
do you even know the difference
between goyslop
zogslop
and normal slop?????
do you know the difference between soy posting and chud posting?
you are a fakecel
you have no say
been far too much of their kind around here as of late
- you find vocaloids funny
even worse
I blame azu, need to build the border back up
Or go back to the good days of frog spamming offtopic
there is no way someone called foidannihilator is not one of yours
False flag
yeah its too obvious
smth like that
its like when you deport someone to somalia when they're indian
90% offtopic, until recently came to hyperbrainfartia
theres gonna be false positives
Psyop failed
ziomossadian psyop idk
Man, cod is to the point idek if this is real or fake
i feel you, but sadly there's too much detail on that model
yeeeeep
i am isreali discord moderator and this is my take ^^^
we're going to set you on fire
real gng type
It'll be like salmon, they find their way back home
why are they adding their employees as skins
I am salmon and my home is in balkans
Romanian detected
you have been branded
hello romanian
I would rather be albanian than r#manian
Albanian
idk if server rules allow me to give full REAL r#manian "history" lecture
you know nothing littel chuddy
silence gypsy
do not call me cigan
when I post kirkification they bawl, if someone else does it its ayt
I do not know the policy on kirk.
But knowing mods they will probably make shit up on the fly to get another mark in the book

Me personally I don't like paying taxes to vault tec so I've always been a house guy
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how long did you take to type this up
Damn, the clankers pretty decent at spitting out shitposts
Brainfart is closed?
However if she broke it up with sex stories
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Bit died because rigged game

Ring a ding ding baby ain't that a kick in the head
It’s called fashion sweaty, maybe you’ve heard of it
brainfart renaissance 39
Me getting bored and making brainfart border patrol shitposts
No typing, just fucking around with chatgpt
Lame
does the stella french history slideshow come with croissants and coffee
PIN
Stale baguette and lukewarm coffee that tastes like cigarettes
i would petition the mods to increase the budget for the presentation
Can I have cigarettes instead of the baguette
So I can have a cigarette while having the coffee
Bagutt?
What
U cant get cigarettes
Not good for lungs
You can get baguette
Whole grain, good for health
But French
Fuck off

why that boy look like a rejected m&m
Tate after fighting not-a-woman
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this is actually how kcd plays, trust
And its definitely not
"HELP THEY JUMPIN ME"
how it feels like i should clarify 
me master stroking 5 guys in a row absolutely removing their balls and zornhau ort-ing the last guy (his firstborn will perish)
I don't understand any of that I just stab people in the face with my guisarme and if I'm feeling charitable I just smash their skull in with a Ravens beak
for how bad outnumbered fights are in kcd1
the multi vs multi and 1v1s are PEAK!!!!!
I also found a hilarious way to guaruntee a kill on someone
going unarmed, and clinching the opponent over and over
if you have higher strength they can never break free
and they will just eventually die
Does that only work in 1v1s tho
no
Wild
i think you get iframes
or the enemies are stupid
even if not, just get headcracker, dodge, clinch, dodge, clinch
keep rolling that 10% !!!!
cuz the unnarmed clinch does proc headcracker
The ultimate version - contains the whole fight from the very beginning with a seamless splice at 1:47 so that the songs ends at the end of the clip.
Inspired by @yu6btemz https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mJj16dE07s
and @lunarlexomancer4906 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fZvdmseHdk
I like polearms a lot for one reason
You get a guaranteed face stab if you stab when a perfect block window is active
It's very funny
I would love them alot more if henry found out he can tie them to his back or smt
Parrying the fucking spell, it's so peak.
ok wait is it just me or does it look like he's wearing someone else's face on his own face
He's too hungry to invent new things
like look at the eyes wtf is going on there
henry surviving off nothing but moonshine, not having slept for 90 days (average bohemian)
God bless the drinking skills
Exclusive diet of mead for henry
Mutt gets all the meat
me taking the skill that makes it so whenever I save I get so drunk that I black out and wake up in rattay
and yes, you can get blackout drunk from savior schnappes 
it happened to me
is tso even good
I also like the perk that makes it so whenever you get drunk you suddenly become the lockpicking lawyer
its bethesda what do you think
skyrim 3
ive never found good constructive criticism for it
not even
it has basically nothing to do with tes besides the fact it looks like tes
Plus the pommel strike and whatever its called when they grip the blade and bash
MORDHAU!U!U!U!!!!U!@UIBRYGWEUHFIAJUVYS
metahau
if everyone picks the same shit whats the point
im gonna drink drive to get me som fast food sloppa
All i know about mordhau is that is has THOSE types of people. And the game is no longer fun
Oh so thats where the game gets its namesake
no i mean
gripping the blade with both hands
not that game
All i remember is getting bodied while a bard plays random songs
PEAK gaming rn
That game could have honestly benefitted from matchmaking.
I remember playing as a bard and playing my lute, then fucking smacking someone in the head with it
Fighting games in general bring out the worst of sweats
I used to love for honor, then they changed blocking mechanics and reworked shinobi
im sorry for your brain damage
I played poison stabby chick too 
the only interaction ive had with for honor is watching people compare it's community to the DBD community
and thats basically all I need to know
I think i quit once the chinese pack dropped, just didn't have it in me to keep sweating
the whole "you're cheating if you're using intended game mechanics" thing is so fucking hilarious to me 
Tbf, For honor made it so easy to be a cunt
literal willing cuck mentality
I played shaman too. Love me pounce lifesteal spam
Most tilting shit ever
you know the pvp game is gunna be peak when the community thinks an intended game mechanic is cheating and you're a bad person for engaging in it 
(dark souls)
Fighting games > RTS > MOBA > FPS in terms of sweatiness
Didn't he unironically call the Legion the good guys
Is a RTS really more sweaty than a MOBA?
No
Competitive, maybe. Good RTS players will body you so bad you can't even comprehend, you just lose.
The amount of game knowledge you need for a MOBA is higher tbh.
They are because the NCR makes you pay taxes
Listen man I only side with the legion for Vulpes 
Side with house or yes man then
you think my puppy will like ramen?
Imagine losing to this
Playing with his feet, at a pro level
You think the Vietnamese pros who got fucked up by Agent Orange won't body you too?
I think Mobas have a way deeper skillset to master, for sure.
100%, the asian esports pipeline is insane
Pretty sure a large chunk of NA pro league teams are mostly imports
Look at the American Mathematics Olympiad team 
Agent Orange, omg that's my favorite song from Sodom
Roadfart
Rouge the bat
GOD KNOWS THERES GONNA BE A NEW RANDOM CONSTRUCTION PROJECT CAUSING THREE HOUR TRAFFIC!!!!!
Well it's pronounced Baton rooj
May the bridge not haunt you
I really want to visit my family but only slightly more than the unwillingness to drive
Biggest reason to hate holiday time, i just hate the driving
Bi-2 is only 7 years younger than kino
But mogs
John human knight at it again
Fun fact the BI-1 is a prototype rocket plane
That used an incredibly acidic fuel mixture
I think half of us played war thunder
The BI-1 was so terrible it was injuring it's test pilot before the test flight where it killed him
Was it leaky or sum
The nitric acid would always corrode parts
So yes
The acid spilled onto the pilots face in one flight
His glasses the only thing preventing him from being blinded
It only stained his skin
i’m so sorry for your loss as a texan
I like mangoes n raspberries
mangoes and kiwis are d1 hall of fame hot weather fruits
Idk what that means so I assume it’s good
Cranberries are also nice
I like cranberry juice
like
stand outside, get a lil hot and sweaty in the summertime
eat mango, eat kiwi
Fruits are nice in general
Except tangerines, last time I ate a tangerine that shit was somehow dry
Idk how
I just bought the bag
That shit had zero juice
Plums slept on
Figs
my grandma used to eat a bowl of plums in the evening
i never had one myself
like, as in a big stainless steel mixing bowl full of plums, and a knife in the other hand
I like to go out to my fig tree and harvest them and dehydrate them and make them into gummies
I miss my grandma
My grandmother makes me cookies, afghans, egg salad
w babushka
Alzheimer’s unfortunately got mine
She's making me some oatmeal raisin cookies
Ooo
alzheimer's got her sister and my great aunt some years ago
i didnt really understand the gravity of being called someone im not until she passed
she forgot about me
She didn’t forget me somehow
I'm the only one my great grandmother remembered
I have mixed feelings on my decision to not visit her. On one hand I don’t think I could handle seeing her like that, on the other hand I feel bad for not being there
Anyways
reminds me, the whole reason i got my cowboy hat and boots
mamaw loves westerns so i figured i'd blow $400 on an outfit to send her pictures for christmas
i need to get on that
Yeah
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its so peam
if my mom's free tomorrow its photoshoot day
i just wish i knew where papaw's old buscadero belt was
Alzheimers is in my top 5 worst ways to go
only a real agarthian warrior plays office
There has to be a point where you realize you've got alzheimers but are still aware
Just tons of panic while things slip away. And suddenly it gets worse and you no longer panic
ah fuck
Whenever I'm in a discord group and I find out I'm the only one that doesn't hate their family or has self diagnosed disorders.
QRT: nocontextmemes
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that's just called being born a zoomer
Zoomers don't hate their family?
Same
It's just the majority do
And use their self diagnosed adhd as an excuse for everything
I'm born and raised in a shit country and my family isn't wealthy, but I love them and they raised me right and I learned to be my own man
Crazy to see there are who were born much more wealthier and nobler but they hate their family
Horse was tryna peep game
Too much horsing around
2020 encouraged them to be dumb and prideful
Sucks knowing having a good and stable family is as common as having an inner monologue
@fluid heron r u the one who downloaded skyrim huge mod pack sovengard?
Yep
Is it worth it?
runs pretty good
Would still recommend Nordic souls
that's my goat mod pack for skyrim
but the running pretty good is entirely from community shadees
Which is fucking goated
highly customizable and has options for frame Gen and dlss
Which I don't mind using since I could care less about input latency on a single player non competitive game
If you don't have premium it's not worth it at fucking all
Can I kill Dazhbog? some sin essential NPC, mf has death wish and keeps crawling out of his cave
Nordic souls is really good
It's basically just a visual upgrade and simonrim mods on top of it
Which fucking rock
Perk tree overhauls magic overhauls and immersion shit like baking
gameplay balances so you can't make potions worth 10 bajilion gold
Simple combat overhauls making stamina management an actual fucking factor
I would give Simon a big fucking kiss on the lips his mods rock
gate to sovngarde uses alot of Simon's mods but is more focused on immersion than a vanilla + pack
I can't stand self diagnosed shitheads. Makes getting meds a nightmare and adds so much misinfo
I was diagnosed adhd as a kid
You wouldn't fucking know because I don't use it as an excuse
and can confirm taking what is basically meth pills turns me into a zombie rather than making me jumpy
Haven't taken an adhd med in 13 years
It just turned me from a kid who would rather be home playing black ops to a slobbering retard
I made it to early 20s before getting diagnosed. I just can't stand people using it as an excuse to not be an adult or take accountability for anything
It is the most normal mental problem
Everyone else might as well have it with how low peoples attentions spans are
@minor cypress @stoic girder @simple ore
Lmao
Or when people get diagnosed, take meds thinking its a magic fix, then refuse to put any other effort into sorting their shit out
honestly I forget I even have adhd
It plays such a fucking small factor in my life
If you need a bunch of pills to function in day to day life I think that's the bigger problem
It's like learned helplessness
Except it comes from a place of non effort
Exactly. I only really notice it if theres a ton of shit going on in life. No clue how people can handle meds every single day
He once gave parking tickets as mystery gift
God damn my cat is fucking cute
Show them
Shes sweet to only me in my entire family
I could swing her upside down by her legs and she wouldnt care
They sometimes be like that
My cat likes to pose as Hoarah Loux's lion
Us basically
It looks so jolly
YEAH NAH YEAH NAHH YEAH
love it
I don't ever post shit that's funny fuck are y'all kekwing over
they are retared
Peak timing
Can't wait for more governmental schemes in 2026
oh yeah
Happy new year
Another 10 million redactions from the Epstein files

Y'all ever noticed the bugs are disappearing except for the ones we want to dissapear
Like whenever you or your dad would be driving back in the day and there's just a bug genocide on the grill
not anymore
Whenever I hit a bug on the road it's a jumpscare that shit was just normal
the scary part is the mosquitoes are the ones who are surviving
Just from the amount of pesticide we use
The fire flies are the ones who are dying
I havent seen those small black/red bugs that swarm in a while.
Not junebugs, i cant think of the name
Small, black body and wings with red around the mouth. If you paint anything they swarm the fuck out of it
Lovebugs
These
I remember as a kid after playing brawl on my friends wii we would go outside and just see hundreds of fire flies
I haven't seen a fire fly in 8 years
YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYEESS
I wish human blood was poisonous for any bloodsuckers
Quiet
teeth whitening strips are so fucking uncomfortable
fucking hell that was great made me laugh
been doing this shit for years and im still just an uncomfortable every time
Just bleach your teeth

ah yes put bleach in my mouth whats the worst that could happen
real
damn he STURDY
and then 2 of his friends die in a car accident with him in the car
shit is scary
big bathroom wants you to belive there is 2 genders to sel more bathrooms
did you build the car?
but holy shit there is actual job where u work for shit money and its most boring shit ever
not yet our family is at the house so i dont have much time to play games
i only got job some grociers and started making kilju
if my dad can fit in time to play rimworld with me and my brothers backseating the shit out of him
during christmas
you can build your winter car
hahah i wish
rimworld is easy comper to winter car
shit u have to buy all parts like all
the best part about my brother buying rimworld and all its dlcs is i know hell get bored of it in a month and its my game after that
hahah
steam family share ftw
yeah rimworld is peak

im aslo in steam family
i got few good games for free too
like metro exodus shit
but imo exodus aint that good imo 
got all the metro games
and 2033 is the only good one

i should download shogun again
u played it ?
mwc just might be the most accurate finn simulator 
yup
Thankfully my friend made a new batch of beer for new years
my dad out here playing the most dad games of all time
rust
237 days of neverwinter
i pray for that man
when i was a kid i would hear that shit idle on his pc all the time
and he would get super excited showing me videos of the game where hes in it
Its still being updated? I figured it would dissapear years ago
have no fucking clue
