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fleet silo
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Oldest trick in the scrolls

minor cypress
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Sheet pan meals are our goto lazy meals. Just some random frozen veggies + sausage/shrimp/fish you bake

fleet silo
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2L bad, but smoking okay?

trim shell
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i love dr pepper so ill give diet one a try

smoky frost
toxic sundial
fleet silo
minor cypress
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Like this, but i like adding carrots, brussel sprouts, peppers, etc

trim shell
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i smoked cigs again for the first time in almost 2 years on christmas eve with some drinks and i forgot how shitty they are i did not miss it like i thought i would

fleet silo
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I need to learn to cook

verbal needle
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I quit smoking a couple years ago, the cigarette wall at the grocery store calls out me every time I walk by

minor cypress
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Dr pepper but put some roasted peanuts in it

hushed current
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fucking

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didnt see it said me

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at the bottom

verbal needle
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Boo womp

toxic sundial
trim shell
hushed current
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Both are valid

minor cypress
verbal needle
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I dont get fidgety or anything but I look and habit says buy a pack

minor cypress
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Im in louisiana, wrong pfp

fleet silo
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Ew tf you doing in the swamps

toxic sundial
verbal needle
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Peanuts go in coke

minor cypress
hushed current
verbal needle
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And it has to be salted peanuts

hushed current
minor cypress
fleet silo
hushed current
minor cypress
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Is peak

toxic sundial
hushed current
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They actually fix our roads around here

smoky frost
hushed current
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state street and main street are really nice roads to drive on

verbal needle
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They just layed macadam down earlier this year

smoky frost
fleet silo
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Poor prey animals

verbal needle
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Man I haven't eaten rabbit in some time

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Gotta wait till next fall

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That's when they'll be big

minor cypress
verbal needle
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I haven't eaten goat in awhile either

trim shell
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Same

rocky geode
upper gulch
trim shell
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Restaurant near me does really good lamb burgers

minor cypress
minor cypress
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The southern verification QR code, the spice cabinet

fleet silo
toxic sundial
minor cypress
verbal needle
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I have garlic powder but I tend to use mince or whole garlic and onions

smoky frost
minor cypress
fleet silo
rocky geode
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not gross man

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yummy man

verbal needle
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Hmmm, celery and peanut butter or caramel popcorn

fleet silo
minor cypress
fleet silo
verbal needle
minor cypress
rocky geode
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celery with peanut butter and put popcorn on it

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sigma meal

minor cypress
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Peanut butter is an endangered species in the house

verbal needle
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We only keep peanut butter around in the fall and winter, ants tend to roam inside from the outside and get into all the non airtight jars

rocky geode
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because theres a hole in it

minor cypress
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I'll eat it with a spoon, no shame, its just so good

rocky geode
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right in the center

verbal needle
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Summer sucks, I'm on ant duty all the time

minor cypress
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Or pb and ritz, celery, anything really

verbal needle
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I'm about to put diatomaceous earth around the whole house and kill mounds in the entire pasture

minor cypress
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I fucking hate ants

high wing
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look at him go he so hungy

minor cypress
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Spiders get a pass. Ants must be purged

verbal needle
rocky geode
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fuck ants

verbal needle
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I screwed the lid on tight but they squeezed past it and got all stuck in there

verbal needle
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I dont want to be the weirdo with peanut butter in the fridge

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But gonna have to move the bread, self stable jars and anything not sealed into the fridge

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When summer rolls around

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And it sucks too, I have this nice bread box

minor cypress
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We've got a pest company that comes out every few months for maintenance

minor cypress
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Fought them too much with just about anything you can throw at them

verbal needle
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We get ants like that

minor cypress
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At least without a license.

high wing
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i bought the ubislop avatar game

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ngl playing it in third person has been way more fun than i thought it would be

trim shell
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some ubi games are good

verbal needle
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Hope you don't get the same game breaking bug I did and restarting didn't fix it

high wing
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so far i have not

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i been reading about it

fading portal
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I don’t play it because you don’t play as the humans

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(the good guys)

high wing
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they make them cartoonishly evil

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but i get to kill robots so eh

fading portal
high wing
fading portal
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And commit TBD

high wing
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it would be cool if there was a dlc where you play as human

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but i get to know what it feels like being 6ft tall

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(im 5ft 9in)

fading portal
high wing
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3rd person tho

high wing
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gamma should add a mod where you revive a stalker and they start dancin

trim shell
fading portal
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Who would win

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The average rimworld colony

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Or the blue aliens from that one thing

vast wren
fallow trellis
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the problem with rich families is that they are all fighting for that sweet sweet inheritance money

high wing
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I guess it depends on who has access to what

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Cause the Navi know how to use firearms

fallow trellis
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the navis mog the sky people

high wing
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Plus the power of blue pussy

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Made one man turn on his ppl

fallow trellis
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my dad died so im suing his siblings for the inheritance money they cheated my dad off

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well im writing a demand letter first

high wing
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Is there not a will

fading portal
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I’ve never had that happen to me though

fallow trellis
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neither did he

stark gull
fallow trellis
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i tot profrssionals would be smart

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but then i realized that my cousin who is a doctor believes the world is flat

fading portal
# high wing

It’s a warhead that uses antimatter in the game

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It’s very lethal

fallow trellis
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do you guys think that the sky people just do this because theyre sub 7ft chuds?

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and they hate that the navis are mogging them

coarse bear
fallow trellis
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the moment that some of the sky people got to he 7ft navi chads they turned on their own people

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coincidence i dont. think so

fleet silo
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Is the new avatar movie good?

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Do they make a 67 joke?

fallow trellis
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new avatar good

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but no 67 joke

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so its a 4 at best

high wing
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The new blue lady is hot

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And makes old man thats now navi betray humans again

minor cypress
high wing
rocky geode
high wing
rocky geode
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then perish

high wing
high wing
fallow trellis
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they should make an anomaly mod pack that is absolutely dogshit where you cant even buy guns

high wing
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I need to play Ready or not again

tight rune
fallow trellis
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i did

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bitch did you not read the shit i wrote

rocky geode
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no

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i cant read

high wing
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there was no need to post that

fading portal
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I don’t think it’s meant to look like that

nimble thorn
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What the fuck

rocky geode
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mods?

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c- can you

d-d do something???

anything???

fading portal
high wing
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i have a crazy idea

high wing
rocky geode
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do you really want to know

fading portal
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He’s probably sleeping

rocky geode
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the answer to that question

high wing
high wing
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cause itll be funny regardless

rocky geode
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ur sick my man

vale sand
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gonna do that one after new years eve tho

high wing
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finally

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the evil is gone

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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Fat-astic Sue Storm will remain standing

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she will continue to make all your food dissapear

fading portal
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Why do you like women

past sparrow
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dont be filmin be brotha

prisma quartz
fading portal
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It’s a shame that he died

simple ore
fading portal
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He catg find Epi pen

solar breach
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nerd ass

solar breach
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im gonna ring your bell creep

simple ore
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already did orang

minor cypress
simple ore
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ok fine

solar breach
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i literally didnt even get that angry and he folded

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i just said a voiceline

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you are weak youyou

high wing
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grummz trying to hide any and all of his game cause he aint working on it anymore lul

nimble thorn
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💀

fading portal
solar breach
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im also about to fuck up bennys day

fading portal
simple ore
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gei playthrough

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im gonna kill and steal and join the ncr

fading portal
simple ore
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yessir

solar breach
fading portal
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That sounds cool

simple ore
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gun build

solar breach
simple ore
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probably doing house energy
and legion melee after or some time later

high wing
# stoic girder Who?

some loser that likes to talk shit about every other game yet hes still not even in beta for his own game

fading portal
high wing
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hes like an ex dev

solar breach
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as it turns out BIg Kid mini nukes are way stronger than i realized

stoic girder
simple ore
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cunt viper had a grenade launcher

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now im crippled in the middle of nowhere

high wing
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yeah but its funnier cause he couldnt even finish making his own game

solar breach
stoic girder
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What makes him so influential?

high wing
fading portal
high wing
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yep blizzard

solar breach
stoic girder
solar breach
high wing
high wing
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HE claims he was good

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but others say he was dogshit at his job

simple ore
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dude keeps yapping about slop online
i'll take the he was dogshit side

high wing
# stoic girder When it was good or?

Mark Kern was a developer for Blizzard for many years, from 97-2005. He worked on Diablo, and was a Team Lead for WoW. He left and joined another studio, Ren 5. During which he worked on their title, Firefall, but tanked the project, spending far too much than the game was earning. He eventually left. Following that he has attempted to start up his own studio, MEK Entertainment, and has tried to start up a game through kickstarter. He began in 2014, and as of this moment there is no real evidence the game exists.

He has in the mean time been active on twitter and other social media sites using his "clout" as a developer to push back against the "DEI" and "woke" agenda. The man claims to be some authority or expert in gaming, while his most recent project is almost a decade old with no real information regarding its status. His credentials make it appear to others that he is some authority, and has some say or insider information on the industry.

This is not to talk about how he was involved is a bit of a scandal during his time at Blizzard where someone (most theories claim it was Kern) stole breastmilk from the refrigerator.

simple ore
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yapfest

fading portal
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We got yappatron over here

high wing
fading portal
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I like men

stoic girder
stoic girder
high wing
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yeah

simple ore
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i only have consensual breast milk

fading portal
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I think it’s a win

high wing
simple ore
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erm honey yes it is

high wing
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maybe its time to try ZZZ again

simple ore
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i saw my brother playing it
it's the sadest shit

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most braindead shit i saw

high wing
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the gameplay loop is meh

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gacha games are so annoying

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its either the most basic shit or so overly complex you need a degree to understand it

simple ore
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just don't play that dogshit

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it's that shrimple

high wing
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ur right

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but i need big tiddy ladies telling me im doing a good job

solar breach
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never tried this route before by getting him alone in the suite then defeating the ambush

simple ore
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watch porn

fading portal
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Doing heroin is healthier

solar breach
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this particular line made me giggle with the delivery

high wing
solar breach
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his VA is fantastic

high wing
solar breach
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yea

high wing
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rip

solar breach
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indeed

high wing
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(its all crashes and downhill from here)

simple ore
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it didn't crash once

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get fucked

high wing
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cock and ball torture

simple ore
solar breach
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this fucking dipshit

high wing
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take off his stupid glasses

high wing
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also pulp fiction is in fortnite

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wtf

simple ore
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why is bro using tacslop gear

stark gull
simple ore
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what

fading portal
stark gull
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Oh, I can't read

high wing
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@simple ore

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make this your status

stark gull
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It says "fortress" not "forest"

simple ore
high wing
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ur so fucking gey

high wing
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and lame

stark gull
fading portal
high wing
solar breach
high wing
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this sucks

simple ore
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but tacslop

narrow sorrel
simple ore
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ye

high wing
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defjam fight for new york

fading portal
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You need to buy the audio dlc

solar breach
simple ore
solar breach
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shit ill put it on my insta

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my family knows my insta

fading portal
fading portal
solar breach
fading portal
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Dude I accidentally reposted the worst possible thing for them to see once

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Lucky I caught it

solar breach
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i always catch it

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hopefully

gleaming grove
high wing
narrow sorrel
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bruh

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aint no way they still have their ears

fading portal
river zealot
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I went to bed

narrow sorrel
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bro on the left is asking to get his ears shot off

fading portal
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I lost a good pawn because he wore a cotton hat

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Instead of his composit helmet

gleaming grove
narrow sorrel
gleaming grove
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They have ear pros inside

fading portal
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It was pretty much instant

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Now all my pawns wear helmets

gleaming grove
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Absolute cinema

rocky geode
high wing
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safety first

stark gull
stark gull
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🥵

high wing
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There’s no fucking way he’s abandoning the game and pretending it never happened, right? He can’t be that stupid. He took people’s money for over 10 years for this “game.”

You don’t just erase a decade of scams and failed promises like it didn’t happen.

QRT: Victummz
Mark "Grummz" Kern has now scrubbed all mention of Em-8ER from his X profile, including even the Gatestriders concept art previously used as his banner image.

fading portal
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Who cares

spring quail
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is anyone in here even a wowbabby

fading portal
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I H8 twitter….

simple ore
stark gull
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Hey, I've found the book I've talked about
"We" by Evgeny Zamyatin

pale ingot
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im gonna go rot in bed for the foreseeable future (until i fall asleep)

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gn chat

coarse bear
upper shore
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BREAKING NEWS: BLIZZARD CUCK DOES BLIZZARD CUCK SHIT.
WHO THE FUCK IS GIVING MONEY TO GAMES THAT DON'T EXIST, ANYWAY?

minor cypress
coarse bear
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He can now focus fully on bringing back 0.01mm of woman skin into games that already feature 12 pointer racks

fading portal
minor cypress
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CEs biggest downfall is how much of a nightmare compatability with other mods can get

stark gull
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Oh, hey Rimworld

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Good game

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CE is goated simply because electricity is dangerous once again

solar breach
minor cypress
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I've been clean for one month

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I know if i relaunch it, it will consume me

stark gull
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I haven't touched it since last dlc

fading portal
minor cypress
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Thats not even counting playtime from stealing wifes laptop. I prob have close to 1500 hours

fading portal
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What’s the worst thing you ever done

stark gull
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Pretty mild stuff you know

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Organ farming

minor cypress
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Probably the slaver eugenics breeding farm and human leather factory

stark gull
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Sangophages are the best prisoners

simple ore
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godmode and make fight cages

minor cypress
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I had some mod that let you harvest genetics, so we were making super soldier and farming genes

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Or making nugget prisoners to train melee and medical skills

stark gull
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I love how Sylvester could end all these atrocities easily, yet instead he does half baked dlcs

minor cypress
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I still haven't gotten around to messing with anomaly or the newest dlc yet

stark gull
minor cypress
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I want to, but i know that means going into tibetan monk exile and not playing anything else for months

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My favorite colony was a low tech viking village along a river.

trail ledge
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are we porn posting already

minor cypress
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It was with VFE vikings before they reworked it, so cozy

solid island
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is this chudtopia

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like they told me

quartz ridge
minor cypress
solar breach
high wing
solid island
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between goyslop

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zogslop

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and normal slop?????

nimble thorn
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do you know the difference between soy posting and chud posting?

solid island
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you have no say

rocky geode
solid island
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  • you find vocaloids funny
nimble thorn
solid island
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uh oh

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dont say it

minor cypress
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Or go back to the good days of frog spamming offtopic

nimble thorn
minor cypress
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False flag

rocky geode
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yeah its too obvious

slender rock
solid island
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smth like that

nimble thorn
minor cypress
nimble thorn
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theres gonna be false positives

minor cypress
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Psyop failed

solid island
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ziomossadian psyop idk

hushed current
spring quail
slender rock
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yeeeeep

solid island
spring quail
solid island
minor cypress
pale ingot
solar breach
solid island
minor cypress
solid island
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dont call me r#manian

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ever again

spring quail
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hello romanian

solid island
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I would rather be albanian than r#manian

solid island
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idk if server rules allow me to give full REAL r#manian "history" lecture

spring quail
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look at this guy

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acting like we aren't aware

solid island
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you know nothing littel chuddy

trim shell
spring quail
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silence gypsy

solid island
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do not call me cigan

high wing
nimble thorn
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
# solar breach

when I post kirkification they bawl, if someone else does it its ayt

solar breach
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But knowing mods they will probably make shit up on the fly to get another mark in the book

spring quail
solar breach
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Me personally I don't like paying taxes to vault tec so I've always been a house guy

minor cypress
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spring quail
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how long did you take to type this up

minor cypress
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Damn, the clankers pretty decent at spitting out shitposts

solar breach
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Tbh I wouldn't mind the history PowerPoint

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I do enjoy that

solar breach
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However if she broke it up with sex stories

coarse bear
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BET

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!lock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Locked down 🎪new-year-fart

coarse bear
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🎄

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Anyway we gamble or smth

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p!daily

foggy mantleBOT
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You have been awarded your daily 🥞500!

coarse bear
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p!bj all

foggy mantleBOT
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New game of blackjack started with Dry with a bet of 🥞500!

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Blackjack | Dry

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

9♠ - 4❤
Value: 13

**Dealer hand**

J♣ - XX
Value: 10

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Blackjack | Dry

Press 👋 to draw another card or 🤚 to pass.

**Your hand**

9♠ - 4❤ - 6♦
Value: 19

**Dealer hand**

J♣ - XX
Value: 10

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Blackjack | Dry

You lost 🥞500

**Your hand**

9♠ - 4❤ - 6♦
Value: 19
Result: Loss, 🥞-500

**Dealer hand**

J♣ - 5♦ - 6♠
Value: 21

coarse bear
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Fuck you

vale sand
coarse bear
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!unlock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Unlocked 🎪new-year-fart.

coarse bear
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Bit died because rigged game

minor cypress
solar breach
gleaming grove
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What is goin on

stone ore
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It’s called fashion sweaty, maybe you’ve heard of it

spring quail
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brainfart renaissance 39

minor cypress
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Me getting bored and making brainfart border patrol shitposts

minor cypress
solar breach
spring quail
spring quail
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new years eve

minor cypress
spring quail
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i would petition the mods to increase the budget for the presentation

solar breach
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So I can have a cigarette while having the coffee

spring quail
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iedy didnt order enough cigs for you to have two

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pipe down

gleaming grove
solar breach
gleaming grove
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U cant get cigarettes

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Not good for lungs

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You can get baguette

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Whole grain, good for health

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But French

solar breach
nimble thorn
stoic girder
spring quail
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why that boy look like a rejected m&m

solar coral
coarse bear
river zealot
solar breach
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Breton content

river zealot
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Dude this is 3 years old

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If not more

solar breach
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Listen man ever since 2020 hit time has been completely fucked

solar coral
solar breach
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"HELP THEY JUMPIN ME"

solar coral
solar coral
solar breach
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I don't understand any of that I just stab people in the face with my guisarme and if I'm feeling charitable I just smash their skull in with a Ravens beak

solar coral
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for how bad outnumbered fights are in kcd1
the multi vs multi and 1v1s are PEAK!!!!!

solar coral
solar coral
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going unarmed, and clinching the opponent over and over

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if you have higher strength they can never break free

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and they will just eventually die

solar breach
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Does that only work in 1v1s tho

solar coral
solar breach
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Wild

solar coral
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i think you get iframes

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or the enemies are stupid

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even if not, just get headcracker, dodge, clinch, dodge, clinch

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keep rolling that 10% !!!!

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cuz the unnarmed clinch does proc headcracker

minor cypress
solar breach
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I like polearms a lot for one reason

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You get a guaranteed face stab if you stab when a perfect block window is active

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It's very funny

solar coral
stoic girder
solar coral
solar breach
solar coral
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like look at the eyes wtf is going on there

solar coral
solar breach
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God bless the drinking skills

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Exclusive diet of mead for henry

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Mutt gets all the meat

solar coral
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and yes, you can get blackout drunk from savior schnappes dogesmoil

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it happened to me

spring quail
solar coral
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I also like the perk that makes it so whenever you get drunk you suddenly become the lockpicking lawyer

solar coral
spring quail
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ive never found good constructive criticism for it

solar coral
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it has basically nothing to do with tes besides the fact it looks like tes

minor cypress
solar coral
spring quail
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metahau

solar coral
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MORDHAU PEAK!!!!

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"murder strike"

spring quail
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if everyone picks the same shit whats the point

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im gonna drink drive to get me som fast food sloppa

little mirage
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All i know about mordhau is that is has THOSE types of people. And the game is no longer fun

minor cypress
solar coral
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gripping the blade with both hands

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not that game

minor cypress
hushed current
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PEAK gaming rn

stoic girder
solar coral
minor cypress
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Fighting games in general bring out the worst of sweats

little mirage
minor cypress
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I used to love for honor, then they changed blocking mechanics and reworked shinobi

hushed current
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Best minecraft imo

minor cypress
solar coral
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and thats basically all I need to know

minor cypress
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I think i quit once the chinese pack dropped, just didn't have it in me to keep sweating

solar coral
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the whole "you're cheating if you're using intended game mechanics" thing is so fucking hilarious to me lmfao

minor cypress
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Tbf, For honor made it so easy to be a cunt

spring quail
minor cypress
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I played shaman too. Love me pounce lifesteal spam

minor cypress
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Most tilting shit ever

solar coral
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(dark souls)

minor cypress
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Fighting games > RTS > MOBA > FPS in terms of sweatiness

vestal needle
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Didn't he unironically call the Legion the good guys

stoic girder
#

Is a RTS really more sweaty than a MOBA?

vestal needle
minor cypress
stoic girder
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The amount of game knowledge you need for a MOBA is higher tbh.

little mirage
solar breach
solar breach
vestal needle
#

This should be an INT 10 check instead of Speech 100 but I still think it's funny

high wing
#

you think my puppy will like ramen?

stoic girder
#

That's pretty common.

vestal needle
minor cypress
#

Playing with his feet, at a pro level

stoic girder
minor cypress
#

I think Mobas have a way deeper skillset to master, for sure.

#

100%, the asian esports pipeline is insane

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Pretty sure a large chunk of NA pro league teams are mostly imports

stoic girder
solar breach
humble bear
#

Can I send pictures of my penis in here

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White future bahaha

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Fuck you

spring quail
#

Roadfart

verbal needle
solar breach
#

To DRIVE TO BATON ROUGE TOMORROW

verbal needle
solar breach
#

GOD KNOWS THERES GONNA BE A NEW RANDOM CONSTRUCTION PROJECT CAUSING THREE HOUR TRAFFIC!!!!!

solar breach
minor cypress
solar breach
minor cypress
#

Biggest reason to hate holiday time, i just hate the driving

spring quail
#

Fellas kino is out of a job

solar breach
spring quail
river zealot
solar breach
#

Fun fact the BI-1 is a prototype rocket plane

#

That used an incredibly acidic fuel mixture

spring quail
#

I think half of us played war thunder

solar breach
#

The BI-1 was so terrible it was injuring it's test pilot before the test flight where it killed him

spring quail
#

Was it leaky or sum

solar breach
#

The nitric acid would always corrode parts

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So yes

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The acid spilled onto the pilots face in one flight

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His glasses the only thing preventing him from being blinded

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It only stained his skin

river zealot
spring quail
#

i have returned home with vittles

high wing
icy patrol
grave bronze
spring quail
#

$20 and 2700 calories later

river zealot
#

Ate like 5 tangerines

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Day is good

grave bronze
spring quail
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i dont know if i like manderins or tangerines more

#

im a peach/apricot person

grave bronze
#

I like mangoes n raspberries

spring quail
#

mangoes and kiwis are d1 hall of fame hot weather fruits

grave bronze
#

Idk what that means so I assume it’s good

#

Cranberries are also nice

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I like cranberry juice

spring quail
#

like

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stand outside, get a lil hot and sweaty in the summertime

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eat mango, eat kiwi

grave bronze
#

Fruits are nice in general

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Except tangerines, last time I ate a tangerine that shit was somehow dry

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Idk how

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I just bought the bag

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That shit had zero juice

spring quail
#

my beloved

#

top 10 things God put on this earth

grave bronze
#

I wish they weren’t so expensive

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Same with shit like dragonfruit

minor cypress
#

Plums slept on

grave bronze
#

I had one a long time ago, was surprisingly good

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Never actually had a plum before

verbal needle
#

Figs

spring quail
#

my grandma used to eat a bowl of plums in the evening

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i never had one myself

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like, as in a big stainless steel mixing bowl full of plums, and a knife in the other hand

grave bronze
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Only thing I know about figs is that wasps die in em

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Which is pretty metal

verbal needle
#

I like to go out to my fig tree and harvest them and dehydrate them and make them into gummies

spring quail
grave bronze
#

I miss my grandma

spring quail
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i need to call mine tomorrow

#

grannies are op

verbal needle
#

My grandmother makes me cookies, afghans, egg salad

spring quail
#

w babushka

grave bronze
#

Alzheimer’s unfortunately got mine

verbal needle
#

She's making me some oatmeal raisin cookies

grave bronze
#

Ooo

spring quail
#

alzheimer's got her sister and my great aunt some years ago

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i didnt really understand the gravity of being called someone im not until she passed

#

she forgot about me

grave bronze
#

She didn’t forget me somehow

verbal needle
#

I'm the only one my great grandmother remembered

grave bronze
#

I have mixed feelings on my decision to not visit her. On one hand I don’t think I could handle seeing her like that, on the other hand I feel bad for not being there

spring quail
#

reminds me, the whole reason i got my cowboy hat and boots

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mamaw loves westerns so i figured i'd blow $400 on an outfit to send her pictures for christmas

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i need to get on that

grave bronze
#

Yeah

naive bison
#

its so peam

spring quail
#

if my mom's free tomorrow its photoshoot day

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i just wish i knew where papaw's old buscadero belt was

grave bronze
minor cypress
naive bison
minor cypress
#

There has to be a point where you realize you've got alzheimers but are still aware

#

Just tons of panic while things slip away. And suddenly it gets worse and you no longer panic

narrow lotus
narrow sorrel
tight rune
slender rock
#

ah fuck

fluid heron
#

YouTube thinks I'm paying for premium features

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Out of their fucking minds

tight rune
fluid heron
tight rune
#

Zoomers don't hate their family?

fluid heron
#

no

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I'm a zoomer and I love my family

tight rune
#

Same

fluid heron
#

It's just the majority do

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And use their self diagnosed adhd as an excuse for everything

narrow lotus
tight rune
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I'm born and raised in a shit country and my family isn't wealthy, but I love them and they raised me right and I learned to be my own man

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Crazy to see there are who were born much more wealthier and nobler but they hate their family

fluid heron
tight rune
little mirage
#

Sucks knowing having a good and stable family is as common as having an inner monologue

fluid heron
#

God I fucking hate those adhd cucks

#

they just use it as an excuse for everything

little mirage
#

@fluid heron r u the one who downloaded skyrim huge mod pack sovengard?

fluid heron
#

Yep

little mirage
#

Is it worth it?

fluid heron
#

runs pretty good

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Would still recommend Nordic souls

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that's my goat mod pack for skyrim

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but the running pretty good is entirely from community shadees

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Which is fucking goated

#

highly customizable and has options for frame Gen and dlss

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Which I don't mind using since I could care less about input latency on a single player non competitive game

fluid heron
stark gull
#

Can I kill Dazhbog? some sin essential NPC, mf has death wish and keeps crawling out of his cave

fluid heron
#

Nordic souls is really good

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It's basically just a visual upgrade and simonrim mods on top of it

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Which fucking rock

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Perk tree overhauls magic overhauls and immersion shit like baking

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gameplay balances so you can't make potions worth 10 bajilion gold

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Simple combat overhauls making stamina management an actual fucking factor

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I would give Simon a big fucking kiss on the lips his mods rock

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gate to sovngarde uses alot of Simon's mods but is more focused on immersion than a vanilla + pack

minor cypress
fluid heron
#

I was diagnosed adhd as a kid

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You wouldn't fucking know because I don't use it as an excuse

drifting mantle
#

Horsy died

fluid heron
#

and can confirm taking what is basically meth pills turns me into a zombie rather than making me jumpy

#

Haven't taken an adhd med in 13 years

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It just turned me from a kid who would rather be home playing black ops to a slobbering retard

minor cypress
#

I made it to early 20s before getting diagnosed. I just can't stand people using it as an excuse to not be an adult or take accountability for anything

fluid heron
#

It is the most normal mental problem

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Everyone else might as well have it with how low peoples attentions spans are

drifting mantle
#

@minor cypress @stoic girder @simple ore

fluid heron
#

Lmao

minor cypress
#

Or when people get diagnosed, take meds thinking its a magic fix, then refuse to put any other effort into sorting their shit out

fluid heron
#

honestly I forget I even have adhd

#

It plays such a fucking small factor in my life

#

If you need a bunch of pills to function in day to day life I think that's the bigger problem

#

It's like learned helplessness

#

Except it comes from a place of non effort

minor cypress
#

Exactly. I only really notice it if theres a ton of shit going on in life. No clue how people can handle meds every single day

fluid heron
#

Sometimes you open reels and it's goated

drifting mantle
primal kayak
#

He once gave parking tickets as mystery gift

fluid heron
#

God damn my cat is fucking cute

primal kayak
#

Show them

fluid heron
#

Shes sweet to only me in my entire family

#

I could swing her upside down by her legs and she wouldnt care

primal kayak
#

They sometimes be like that

high wing
deep topaz
primal kayak
#

My cat likes to pose as Hoarah Loux's lion

high wing
#

TRYINA HIT ME BITCH

primal kayak
#

Us basically

tight rune
#

It looks so jolly

deep topaz
#

Pineapple beast

fluid heron
#

I don't ever post shit that's funny fuck are y'all kekwing over

prisma venture
prisma venture
#

happy new year everyone

#

last day of 2025

#

times flies fast

fluid heron
#

Can't wait for more governmental schemes in 2026

prisma venture
#

oh yeah

primal kayak
#

Happy new yearpeeposmile

fluid heron
#

Another 10 million redactions from the Epstein files

prisma venture
primal kayak
fluid heron
#

Y'all ever noticed the bugs are disappearing except for the ones we want to dissapear

#

Like whenever you or your dad would be driving back in the day and there's just a bug genocide on the grill

#

not anymore

#

Whenever I hit a bug on the road it's a jumpscare that shit was just normal

primal kayak
#

Yeah

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I haven't seen any mosquitose this year

fluid heron
#

the scary part is the mosquitoes are the ones who are surviving

#

Just from the amount of pesticide we use

#

The fire flies are the ones who are dying

minor cypress
#

I havent seen those small black/red bugs that swarm in a while.

#

Not junebugs, i cant think of the name

#

Small, black body and wings with red around the mouth. If you paint anything they swarm the fuck out of it

#

Lovebugs

fluid heron
#

I remember as a kid after playing brawl on my friends wii we would go outside and just see hundreds of fire flies

#

I haven't seen a fire fly in 8 years

clear vapor
high wing
stark gull
fluid heron
minor cypress
fluid heron
#

teeth whitening strips are so fucking uncomfortable

clear vapor
fluid heron
#

been doing this shit for years and im still just an uncomfortable every time

clear vapor
fluid heron
quaint ore
rocky geode
#

real

naive bison
# quaint ore

and then 2 of his friends die in a car accident with him in the car

#

shit is scary

clear vapor
fluid heron
#

big bathroom wants you to belive there is 2 genders to sel more bathrooms

prisma venture
#

guys

#

my winter car is fuckin peak

fluid heron
#

did you build the car?

prisma venture
#

but holy shit there is actual job where u work for shit money and its most boring shit ever

prisma venture
#

i only got job some grociers and started making kilju

fluid heron
#

during christmas

#

you can build your winter car

prisma venture
#

hahah i wish

#

rimworld is easy comper to winter car

#

shit u have to buy all parts like all

fluid heron
#

the best part about my brother buying rimworld and all its dlcs is i know hell get bored of it in a month and its my game after that

prisma venture
#

hahah

fluid heron
#

steam family share ftw

prisma venture
#

yeah rimworld is peak

fluid heron
#

same shit with sea of thieves

#

i never payed for it

#

and its basically my game

prisma venture
#

im aslo in steam family

#

i got few good games for free too

#

like metro exodus shit

#

but imo exodus aint that good imo caught

fluid heron
#

dont gotta pay for shit

prisma venture
#

holy peak

fluid heron
#

and 2033 is the only good one

prisma venture
#

same

fluid heron
prisma venture
fluid heron
#

there is no fucking shot this game is gonna make a comeback

#

this shit is buns

prisma venture
#

i should download shogun again

prisma venture
fluid heron
#

with my dad

#

and its ass

prisma venture
#

was it good?

#

ah

#

i know u can piss and shit in the game

#

or something

fluid heron
#

its like rust and dayz but you can be fat as shit

#

and piss and shit

heady crow
heady crow
#

Thankfully my friend made a new batch of beer for new years

fluid heron
#

my dad out here playing the most dad games of all time

heady crow
#

Feeling blessed

fluid heron
#

237 days of neverwinter

prisma venture
#

i pray for that man

fluid heron
#

when i was a kid i would hear that shit idle on his pc all the time

#

and he would get super excited showing me videos of the game where hes in it

minor cypress
fluid heron