🎪bruh-fart

[little mirage]

I respect that she knows the market

[naive bison]

leave queue

queue again right after

insta find game

[pale ingot]

another nikita classic

[naive bison]

can't say anything because the only things i want to say are slurs

[nimble thorn]

Tldr the allure is porn

Got it

[pale ingot]

how much is arena anyway

[quartz ridge]

you can say goy man

[pale ingot]

i dont think i have access to it in base game

do i

[naive bison]

name 5 women who are entertaining in 2025 without using sexualization

[minor cypress]

Most vtubers just seem like "the funny is when porn addiction and loud noises"

[naive bison]

gun to your head

[fluid heron]

cant name one

blow my shit smoove off

[minor cypress]

I will change my mind if you can find me a vtuber clip without either of those things

[naive bison]

GUN TO YOUR HEAD
NAME 5 FUNNY WOMEN

[little mirage]

Hillary clinton. Kammal harris. AOC.

[naive bison]

entertaining?

[nimble thorn]

You had me at name five women

[fluid heron]

blow my shit off twin 🥀

[pale ingot]

i can give you politics if you want

theres political vtubers

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2005851339411145128

Images AI Could Never Recreate (@imagesaicouldnt)

https://t.co/zETOpoxKfF

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 30, 2025, 4:00 AM

[pale ingot]

nvm

[nimble thorn]

What

[pale ingot]

2 mods watching chat actively rn

[nimble thorn]

Poltical vtubers?

💀

[ruby minnow]

do you know that one scene from far cry 3

[coarse bear]

Go on

[fluid heron]

whast the point their entire fanbase is just sitting there jerking off

[coarse bear]

Speak

[ruby minnow]

where vaas says "shoot me motherfucker"

[pale ingot]

no hablo ingles

[minor cypress]

Just give me the gun at that point

[little mirage]

You mean the dudes who bitch about current dumb shit with vtuber models?

[coarse bear]

Давай говори, торчок

[ruby minnow]

there was one right wing vtuber

[minor cypress]

Money

[pale ingot]

que

[ruby minnow]

that really liked black people

[nimble thorn]

What the fuck?

[ruby minnow]

like really really liked black people

[nimble thorn]

Who the fuck made the burger king a vtuber

[coarse bear]

"How do you do, fellow vtubers"

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1025050149661200395/1128747593556557894/messiy.gif

[river zealot]

Uhhhhh

Uhhhhh

Fuck

Just kill me

[fluid heron]

name 1 funny woman

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[nimble thorn]

Name five funny men

[ruby minnow]

i think she was also a presenter in the "true game awards"

[minor cypress]

Only acceptable vtuber

[ruby minnow]

my mom

[nimble thorn]

"but he's not a real vtuber"

[quaint ore]

Was she the french rat who was found out to be a coal burner

[river zealot]

Syno's mon

[ruby minnow]

no

[pale ingot]

theres this one called kirsche but i cant post any video of her because i run the risk of death

[fluid heron]

sam hyde shane gillis bobby lee andrew santino general sam

[nimble thorn]

German name

[coarse bear]

Literally was celebrated by ironmouse

[minor cypress]

I wanna imagine he does it to fuck with other vtubers

[little mirage]

When can we post haha funny politics again?

[minor cypress]

Genius marketing

[prisma venture]

REAL

[nimble thorn]

Who's ironmouse

[ruby minnow]

my mom is funny and also cooks great food

[fluid heron]

who in the fuck is ironjmouse

[prisma venture]

u saw how other retards were crying about it

man

[ruby minnow]

she's a 5 star chef

[prisma venture]

hahah

[night berry]

Azu what the fuck do you mean "Whose ironmouse"

[prisma venture]

peak

cinema

[coarse bear]

Mouse made of iron

[nimble thorn]

Who's ironmouse

[quaint ore]

My favourtie vtuber was Denis WhiteRex

Was....

[nimble thorn]

Sounds like a wt tank

[ruby minnow]

vtuber with iron defiency

[night berry]

She's a like mid 30's or 40 year old vtuber

[ruby minnow]

also racist

[fluid heron]

not mighty mouse not demetrius johnson not my goat

[night berry]

real big

[quartz ridge]

SHITTY MUSICAL ARTIST

[minor cypress]

I thought there was one french vtuber that was super racist

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/kiryu-yakuza-crying-joryu-like-a-dragon-gif-125963196485767685

[ruby minnow]

doesn't like black people

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/mighty-mouse-demetrious-johnson-mouse-trap-flying-gif-9974236

[nimble thorn]

Like popularity or avatar size

[coarse bear]

Where does the mouse part come in

[pale ingot]

like the most popular vtuber she popped off recently

[ruby minnow]

this shi gey as hell man

[night berry]

She's kinda the poster child for Common Variable Immunodeficiency

[ruby minnow]

there is no mouse part

[fluid heron]

shits the most hype moment in the entirety of combat sports

[nimble thorn]

Oh oh

[night berry]

So she raises a lot of money for research into the autoimmune disease among others

[coarse bear]

So it's all a lie

[nimble thorn]

The bbno money guy

[coarse bear]

There's not a mouse behind the avatar

[night berry]

There is no mouse

There is no CHEESE

[coarse bear]

There is no Jerry

[nimble thorn]

There never is

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/aneurysm-hhhhomeboyyyy-kings-dark-tidings-saga-by-kel-kade-reaperleviathan-head-explode-gif-21578105

[ruby minnow]

i mean fighting sports does seem to be real homoerotic

especially UFC

[fluid heron]

just because you watch it with a raging boner does not mean it is homoerotic

[night berry]

I just saw the best/worst meme about JK Rowling

[quaint ore]

Nah that title goes to wrestling

[coarse bear]

A lot of men touching other men and straddling them

[ruby minnow]

i don't my friend does

[quartz ridge]

this type of thinking leads to homosexuality

[night berry]

But sadly even if I post it in brainfart I may catch a mute

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-tom-and-jerry-sad-depressed-hopeless-gif-26837440

[quaint ore]

Like olympic wrestling not wwe

[nimble thorn]

Bjj

[ruby minnow]

in Turkey

oiling up and wrestling

is an old tradition

[quaint ore]

Ye i know turkish oil wrestling

[nimble thorn]

Cross fit and Brazilian jujitsu

[little mirage]

If you have gae thoughts in wrestling you might be gae

[fluid heron]

they be digging in eachothers asses for a better grip

[nimble thorn]

Is this optimal?

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[fluid heron]

probably they dont oil the asshole

[ruby minnow]

if i have gey thoughts i will not have them with men on tv

i will have them with my friends

[nimble thorn]

Homiesexual

[river zealot]

uhhhh

[pale ingot]

no the optimal method is to hook your finger into their rectum like a fish hook for stability

[river zealot]

sure man

whatever you like

[nimble thorn]

@stone blade

[primal rapids]

Just remember, it’s not gae if you say no homo before, during, or after the act. Ask any lawyer.

[night berry]

Anyway @nimble thorn this is an ironmouse, or it was

[ruby minnow]

you're not legal

[fluid heron]

remember it is optimal to be finger popping assholes

[night berry]

Her OG 2017 model

[ruby minnow]

and i'm not epstein

[nimble thorn]

Yeah yeah I remember now

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sturdy-do-the-sturdy-roblox-sturdy-gif-23756068

[nimble thorn]

Shes friend with cdawg right

[river zealot]

like that ever stopped muslim men

[night berry]

Correct

[little mirage]

That looks like a child dressing up as a woman trying to look like a child

[night berry]

She's the one whose friends with CDawg

[ruby minnow]

i'm not muslim

torres might be tho

[fluid heron]

watching a vtuber has gotta be the most humiliating thing

[ruby minnow]

be safe out there artyom

[nimble thorn]

I had her mixed up with the french one

[fluid heron]

fuck are you doing with your life if you are watching vtubers

[night berry]

Oh Saruei?

[nimble thorn]

Yes

[night berry]

That's the only big french one I know

[nimble thorn]

Cause mouse

[pale ingot]

she has like fiddy trillion models she just be spending on that shit crazy style

i know that vtuber models are like

expensive

[nimble thorn]

Roulette wheel

[night berry]

Yeah I mean considering each model + rig is in the 20-40k ballpark

[fresh rose]

Why did you get exiled you lobotomite

[ruby minnow]

the asena thing was before Gokturks

[fresh rose]

[pale ingot]

fursuit tier expensive

[ruby minnow]

wrong depiction

please pay me reperations white man

[river zealot]

gun to your head

[night berry]

Like i'm friends with the lady who rigged this model, and the rig was $15k

[ruby minnow]

shoot me already

[river zealot]

name 5 vtubert that arent sexualiesed or look like children

[night berry]

That's not actually that hard when you consider just how many people do it...

[prisma quartz]

this looks genuinely retarded

[ruby minnow]

ptuber stays winning

[prisma quartz]

who would willingly show themseleves as this retarded abomination

[river zealot]

then name them

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

[pale ingot]

didnt see this one but then again i dont actively watch her. crazy money though

[little mirage]

15k tho

[quaint ore]

What the fuck is this

[night berry]

Eh it's a Cluseller model, and they're ridiculously pricy

Absurdly in demand for model art

[ruby minnow]

industrial revolution

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/kerberos-panzercop-stray-dog-inui-gas-mask-gif-25860186

[night berry]

But it is absolutely pay 2 win territory

[ruby minnow]

and its consquences

[quartz ridge]

15k for that man

[ruby minnow]

like i said

ptuber stays winning

[little mirage]

What is a ptuber

[night berry]

You get a model from them and you'll get viewers even if your personality is cardboard cause they recognize the name of the artist

[pale ingot]

i wouldnt know the details gang i just watch vtubers like mostly as background noise i dont have the knowledge

[little mirage]

People tuber?

[minor cypress]

The furry vtuber economy is wild

[ruby minnow]

burntpeanut

[fluid heron]

why the fuck are we still talking about vtubers

this is concerning

[prisma quartz]

looks like a gigantic baby hand it's uncanny

[fluid heron]

i know yall jack it to vtubers now

[river zealot]

doesnt name them

[quaint ore]

Bro she looks like a balloon animal

[river zealot]

or arent a man

[minor cypress]

If i had the skills for it, i still don't know if i could bring myself to take those commissions

[little mirage]

I jack it too whatever ledy goon trap posts.

@narrow lotus another sir plz

[fluid heron]

jacking it to whatever iedy posts is sad because he doesnt even post good shit

[ruby minnow]

this

[fluid heron]

he doesnt even have a good taste for it

[nimble thorn]

Iedy goon is more for shock value

[pale ingot]

he posts something good every like 10 original posts maybe

[little mirage]

Its a gateway since im too busy making cash I cant go on every site to goon

[minor cypress]

The crazy money may be good at first

[fluid heron]

no he never posts anything good

[nimble thorn]

What the fuck is edtwt

[fluid heron]

dont even try and give him that

[naive bison]

why do they all look like fucking kids

its so weiiiiiirddddddddd

[pale ingot]

different rating criteria

[nimble thorn]

There's a competitive eating disorder Twitter?

[fluid heron]

because twitch viewers are pedophiles

what do you expect

[little mirage]

Can you for my sake?

[ruby minnow]

yeah

[naive bison]

nuke people who have these avatars and their viewers man

[pale ingot]

its the secret pedophile method

[fluid heron]

THIS SHIT IS TRASH

[naive bison]

infinite money farm

[pale ingot]

why this shit so low res

[ruby minnow]

there is a twitter for everything

[naive bison]

since pedophiles are really rich apparently

https://tenor.com/view/epsteinstrump-trump-epstein-gif-16738740347382122092

[night berry]

Well you see my #1 not sexualized or loli baiting Vtuber would probably be Clio Aite

[minor cypress]

But at some point you gotta look yourself in the mirror and think "diaper inflation pawjob art paid for the mortgage this month". I'd blow my shit smooth off

[ruby minnow]

"those" people

[night berry]

Because if you think a lady whose design is basically just bog standard college prof is sexualized oh brother

[naive bison]

if its not hard then you'd name them, right?

[pale ingot]

i was there for the debut and then barely watched afterwards she's aight tho

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

"people"

[night berry]

She is committed to the strategy game bit if nothing else

[river zealot]

says that after 10 minutes of thinking

bro was brainstorming

to find one

[pale ingot]

yeah thats not my thing

[night berry]

Me either

As funny as her shilling EUIV is

I can't watch EUIV

[naive bison]

bro was VIGOROUSLY googling

[coarse bear]

Europa Universali-

[night berry]

STOP

[pale ingot]

yes

[quartz ridge]

1984

[coarse bear]

I was about to make the joke buy she's really a EU4 player huh

[night berry]

Yeah she is

[quartz ridge]

why do you think that one subreddit early on in reddit which was literally CHEESE PIZZA!! and modded by the current owner of reddit was so popular?

[coarse bear]

Fuck spez btw

[minor cypress]

Go next

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-space-kamikaze-explosion-gif-15875063139611313358

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1455164303614279711/RDT_20251229_124301779731266087000200.jpg?ex=6954639d&is=6953121d&hm=4177b5554603f01c0ee872025d00f57b46764aa260da35c5bff97b857f13578f&=&format=webp&width=744&height=722

[night berry]

Alright if we can't include anybody the clippers go for we're cooked cause I don't engage with the truly pure

[pale ingot]

i think ist gonna be hard to find one vtuber that doesnt have a goonbait thumbnail image from some clipper somewhere

[river zealot]

i opened her twitter i saw a t least like 3 goon posts within a minute of scrolling

yeah thats enougrh twitter for today

[fluid heron]

ukrainy

[night berry]

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[little mirage]

Is ukraine alright?

[naive bison]

[fluid heron]

ukrainy

spell it right

[quaint ore]

4 years of war

[little mirage]

Uk

[quaint ore]

That will fuck a country

[narrow lotus]

If artists and vtubers dont do softcore porn might as well get a real job cause they are not getting any traction

[coarse bear]

Ukrainians like pantyhose

[narrow lotus]

Its just facts

[ruby minnow]

who doesn't

[little mirage]

Nah that aint it. Cant be

[ruby minnow]

gey people maybe

[quaint ore]

Tbh its not 4

Its 11, almost 12

[river zealot]

i mean

have you seen a man in one

[ruby minnow]

no

[quaint ore]

If you count in the """civil war"""

[ruby minnow]

i haven't

[river zealot]

neither have i so i dont know

[fluid heron]

yes flop

[ruby minnow]

lesbians probably like pantyhose

[fluid heron]

thats why he shaves his legs

[little mirage]

Mods please ban mr chaplain for educating me. Plz ban 1984!!!

[ruby minnow]

but lesbians also like fighting

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/1984-gif-19260546

[night berry]

Pantyhose...is just like Skin+

[quaint ore]

Sesbian lex

[river zealot]

we should start a lesbian UFC

or some shit like that

make them fight

[narrow lotus]

[ruby minnow]

dominant lesbian women are just like men

[quaint ore]

That shit is a po-

[quartz ridge]

those who snow

[little mirage]

They have that with mud fights bro

[minor cypress]

Only other niche is vtubers joking about other vtubers, like the one guy that has a goonbait avatar and panda on a desk, and the vtuber is the panda.

[quaint ore]

IEDY WHAT THE FUCK

[naive bison]

AYO

[ruby minnow]

i get it now

[fluid heron]

thats called the ufc womens division

[coarse bear]

Jarvis, how old is BOY in God of War

[river zealot]

too far man

too far

[night berry]

Or fucking Shindigs

[quaint ore]

Isnt atreus like barely 18

In GoW ragnarok

[night berry]

but Shindigs whole stream niche is that he's constantly doing tech demo tier shit

[ruby minnow]

14

[narrow lotus]

He is 15

[coarse bear]

[narrow lotus]

Jarvis, delete all evidence and lockdown the channel

[night berry]

There is no fucking way Atreus is 15

He looks fucking 12

[river zealot]

yeah you fucked up

[fluid heron]

jarvis exile iedy

[narrow lotus]

I am not suicidal and i am not killing myself

[naive bison]

how bfart gonna be looking like in a minute

[minor cypress]

[pale ingot]

mid posts in chat rn guys step it up

[fluid heron]

jarvis iedy is suicidal shoot him 30 times and write it down as a suicide in the coroners report

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/epstein-jeffrey-epstein-j-jeffrey-sigma-gif-405083941180536765

[narrow lotus]

That was not supposed to be posted here

[fluid heron]

ah in the mod channel

[little mirage]

But u are all of those things

[ruby minnow]

so you do post pics like these

just somewhere else?

[river zealot]

alright look away from uncle stein

[ruby minnow]

ok man

[river zealot]

and look at that nice cat

[bold kettle]

This is why i dont believe in simulation theory. Any pc would melt trying to render this

[minor cypress]

Zeez posts are under the floorboard, ja?

[night berry]

[narrow lotus]

[fluid heron]

iedy started typing and then stopped

[coarse bear]

Open up blender mf

[ruby minnow]

why are you trying to distract us from the iedy files rn

[naive bison]

[night berry]

He's asking in a fucking modded Skyrim discord

For ref

[narrow lotus]

This to Xal everytime

[river zealot]

Ref?

[coarse bear]

[night berry]

Reference

[coarse bear]

For reference

[fluid heron]

why do people who mod skyrim just wanna add sex and tits and dick and balls and pussy

[coarse bear]

Anyway

[night berry]

because humans are horny end tweet

[ruby minnow]

because they're american

[river zealot]

Ref the infamous tarkov arena trader?

[narrow lotus]

Fantasy ( they think sex is the theme )

[fluid heron]

i just want the game to fucking look better and play better

[coarse bear]

Now that's what I call an iedy files distraction!!

[night berry]

Stop you're gonna alert the Iedy

[ruby minnow]

https://tenor.com/view/now-that's-what-i-call-a-distraction-from-the-epstein-files-now-that's-what-i-call-epstein-files-epstein-now-that's-what-i-call-music-gif-17137429653524272758

[little mirage]

When nexus shows the common download location of mods you are going to look so foolish rn

[narrow lotus]

Hmm yes im going to deliver an apple to her husband at the forge , now she is gonna have sex with mr

[naive bison]

[ruby minnow]

the modders are american

[quaint ore]

Cause the mods are uncannily high quality

[ruby minnow]

also

it will show america

[quaint ore]

Like i saw one and i was horrified

At how much they made

They have fucking collision physics

[ruby minnow]

if a game has a majority of american players it will have porn

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/ufo-flying-object-sky-gif-14305289777784906206

[ruby minnow]

lots of porn in the nexus page

[river zealot]

If i look up iedy in uncensored epstein files, how many hits will i get

[quaint ore]

SKIN COLLISION PHYSICS IN SKYRIM

[night berry]

Bro

physics are a nightmare in Skyrim

[quaint ore]

NAME A TRIPLE A GAME WHICH DOES THAT

[night berry]

They work really well, but they're crashy as hell

[coarse bear]

"Why are half the polygons in this model's feet, mod maker?"

[night berry]

Which I guess isn't surprising

It is Skyrim after all

[river zealot]

You ever see those slap tournaments in slow mo?

[night berry]

Crashing is its nature, its normal

[little mirage]

Dont search up palworld

[ruby minnow]

i mean for example

[quaint ore]

Yes

[ruby minnow]

look at helldivers 2

you can't look at the helldivers 2 nexus page

without censoring or removing nsfw

its worse then skyrim

[coarse bear]

Don't look up RimWorld

[night berry]

Look at the RE2 nexus front page

It's even worse

[river zealot]

He is right you know

[narrow lotus]

Palworld - very good game actually , impressive and creative

Palword adds dating sim -

[night berry]

It's literally just 90% Naked claire stuff

[fluid heron]

he is completely right

[narrow lotus]

we can never have good things

[ruby minnow]

yeah because its resident evil

[minor cypress]

The coomers either have terrible quality, or artist paid by roman aristocracy levels of effort. No inbetween

[river zealot]

Chaplain makes me read the t-84 manual please help

[coarse bear]

Slutty Leon S Kennedy please, thanks

[river zealot]

They are holding me hostage in libertalia

[night berry]

That's the other 9%

[coarse bear]

But put a Burka on Ashley

[little mirage]

monster hunter rise nexus mods is basically everything capcom wanted to do but had to remain T

[night berry]

RE2 not 4

[coarse bear]

Put a Burka on Claire

[fluid heron]

mh rise nexus is a fucking shitshow

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/boondocks-read-rap-fans-exorcism-uncle-ruckus-gif-23038600

[night berry]

Imagine going through the sewers in a burka

[fluid heron]

its half cheat in any item you want half we added tits to the flagship monster

[minor cypress]

Seals in the flavor

[coarse bear]

Speed debuff

[night berry]

What a horrible day to have eyes

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-really-seals-in-the-flavor-gif-16395399

[quaint ore]

Heres a 54 minute long review of T-84 Oplot from ukrainian tanker

No combat footage dw

https://youtu.be/iLW_A-yroaQ

[ruby minnow]

its combat footage kill him

[fluid heron]

ban him

ban him ban him ban him

[night berry]

Just one more week chat

[ruby minnow]

kill him

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/zeng-this-guy-right-here-this-right-here-point-out-point-gif-23913867

[night berry]

And I get to buy a new PSU and a 5070ti

[ruby minnow]

ok dude no need to flex

[fluid heron]

and 8 gigs of ddr3 hell yeah

[night berry]

Found out my 750w isn't strong enough to upgrade from a 3070

[night berry]

Nah I was prescient and got 64gb DDR4

[quaint ore]

There is no combat footage in that vid, its 54 minutss of a tanker climbing around a vehicle and explaining it

[ruby minnow]

wait how much is a 5070ti?

[fluid heron]

trying to get another 64 gigs of ddr5

[quaint ore]

P neat

[fluid heron]

its never happening

[night berry]

The same RAM I bought in 2024 now costs $600

I got it for $140

[ruby minnow]

yeah i might just

not upgrade to ddr5

[night berry]

And basically this is bullshit

[ruby minnow]

and just get a 5600x with a 9060xt

or a 5800

[night berry]

I'm so glad I got a 5800x3d when I did

[fluid heron]

might aswell just not get an am5 board at this point

[stark gull]

I wanna slap these two
Don't fucking let your animals on tables!

[night berry]

Fuuuuuuck going to DDR5 and AM5 rn

[ruby minnow]

that's the thing

i was going to get a am5

[quaint ore]

I want to raid ai data centers for RAM and give it all away to people

[ruby minnow]

and get 32gbs of ram while at it

[coarse bear]

[quaint ore]

Like robin hood

[ruby minnow]

but then this thing happened

[fluid heron]

this thing happened called rule 34 ai

[night berry]

Yeah I was leaning towards upgrading after the next gen of Ryzens hit

[ruby minnow]

so now i'm probably just gonna upgrade my cpu and gpu

[night berry]

That ain't happening now

[ruby minnow]

and leave my ram

[fluid heron]

where ai servers now need 10 bajillion gigs of ddr5 so people can generate porn with it

[quaint ore]

Go on rule 34 nowadays and its all AI gen porn

[night berry]

Gonna ride this 5800x3d till it burns out

[coarse bear]

I was gonna upgrade to whatever comes after am5 but

5600X works fine for now, thank ya

[night berry]

https://www.tomshardware.com/pc-components/dram/openais-stargate-project-to-consume-up-to-40-percent-of-global-dram-output-inks-deal-with-samsung-and-sk-hynix-to-the-tune-of-up-to-900-000-wafers-per-month

I love

Watching AI companies

[fluid heron]

cant find the meme and i dont think i am

[night berry]

buy 40% of the RAW unprocessed wafers

for years

They don't even have the capability to process them into usable memory

They just bought them so nobody else could

[quartz ridge]

you are flying very close to the sun man

[minor cypress]

Same, i will run my 5800x3d and 9700xtx into the ground

[fluid heron]

im gonna run this 3080 till it fucking dies

[night berry]

My poor CPU cooler is going out

[fluid heron]

ill repaste it rebuild it until it crumbles into nothingness

[night berry]

so I got a 360mm AIO, a 5070ti, and an 850w PSU to put in on Jan 10th

[ruby minnow]

i think i should upgrade my cpu first

my 6600 can survive a bit longer

but my 3600 can't

[night berry]

Nah the 3600 age is showing now

[fluid heron]

i just went ahead and got an am5 the ram and got and older gpu

[night berry]

I upgraded my 3600 to a 5800x3d end of 2023

[ruby minnow]

the 5600x should be good

5800x3d would exceed my budget

[river zealot]

They added a setting to specifically disable it

[night berry]

I'd go for a 5700x3d now anyway

the 5800x3d is functionally impossible to get now

without paying $800+

I got mine for $310, and that was good value at that price

anything over $400 would be pushing it

[quaint ore]

@river zealot omw to the bank

[nimble thorn]

what even is the context for this

[quaint ore]

Also jfc its snowing a lot

[night berry]

but the used market is like $850+ rn

which is dogshit

[river zealot]

Not even that much snow ngl

[fluid heron]

the fact theres 10 billion ai generated porn images on rule 34

[night berry]

It's a really nice fucking CPU, but it ain't THAT nice

[river zealot]

It was snowing for 3 days here

Legit ankle deep

[quaint ore]

Phone doesnt show it but its snoeing hard rn

[ruby minnow]

i would love to go for a 5800x3d

but like there are no stocks either

[fluid heron]

its just ai typed int othe search bar and the johnny silverhand monologue

[nimble thorn]

bruh

[ruby minnow]

5600x seems like the best option for me

[night berry]

They did kill production back in 2024

[ruby minnow]

at least for one more year

[nimble thorn]

ai porn surely wont be a problem

[ruby minnow]

well maybe not one more year

but until the AI bubble pops

and i can get ram for a fair price

[night berry]

I'm expecting another 2 years before this shitshow actually comes tumbling down

[coarse bear]

Get air

[ruby minnow]

which then i will just upgrade to ddr5

[night berry]

I'm replacing my air cooler

[nimble thorn]

surely the system isnt too big to fail

[coarse bear]

[night berry]

one of the fans bearings is going out

so it's making a buzzing sound on the back CPU cooler fan

[coarse bear]

Just get new fans???

[nimble thorn]

replace the fan?

[night berry]

Not that loud, but just loud enough I notice it

[fluid heron]

god i FUCKING LOATE AI

[coarse bear]

Are they not replaceable

[fluid heron]

I HATE IT SO MUCH

[night berry]

No fuck that lmao

it was $35 for this cooler

I ain't good with my hands

[nimble thorn]

bruh

[coarse bear]

[night berry]

Not for repair jobs

[coarse bear]

It's on like a spring retainer wdym

[night berry]

I'm good at a different kind of job

[fluid heron]

spray some wd40 on that bitch

[nimble thorn]

if i can take apart my 3080ti and change the fans

u can do it for ur cooler

[nimble thorn]

(i probbaly broke soemthing)

[fluid heron]

3080 ti last of the good cards

[coarse bear]

There's not like sensitive parts on a cooler

[night berry]

Nah I have real shakey hands and bricked quite an expensive number of parts in the past when I was a teen

i'm never touching shit again

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/i-used-to-pray-for-times-like-this-i-used-to-pray-meek-mill-dreams-and-nightmares-dreams-and-nightmares-michael-jordan-gif-4600240804856944817

[nimble thorn]

real

[night berry]

Besides

[coarse bear]

Oh cool you scratched your hand on some aluminum fins, whatever

[nimble thorn]

serves me well to this day

[night berry]

Going to a proper big AIO will let me run the 5800x3d way harder

and get more value out of it

[fluid heron]

fucking love this card

[nimble thorn]

my rig still does well to this day

had to change out one of the gpu fans but thats it

[night berry]

So anyway I was considering grabbing an RM850X Corsair PSU

to upgrade from my current shitty brand 750w

[coarse bear]

You cheaped out on a 750w PSU?

[pale ingot]

@stone blade

[fluid heron]

this hunting horn rocks got me looking like fucking enel

[coarse bear]

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/enel-bruh-gif-24188404

[night berry]

Sure did and it's done me good for 4+ years

but i'm not tempting fate anymore

[nimble thorn]

is that patrick on the side

[night berry]

The moment I use an adapter to plug it into the 5070ti I guarantee it'd explode

[minor cypress]

Nh-d15 just works for me

[fluid heron]

thats that congalala armor

[coarse bear]

Peak retard, beaten by a dipshit "not thinking"

[minor cypress]

Theres even the peerless assassin if you dont wanna spend noctua money

[night berry]

I am using the Peerless Assassin rn

[fluid heron]

actually worst matchup in history

[night berry]

it's what i'm replacing

[nimble thorn]

mh w?

[fluid heron]

yup

wilds

[night berry]

It did surprisingly decent, but my case isn't big enough so I had to vent the side

[nimble thorn]

knew it

bingo

[minor cypress]

But what are your temps under load

[night berry]

otherwise the airflow was too shit for it to work

[minor cypress]

Ahhh nvm

[night berry]

like 70c with the side open

like 89c otherwise

[coarse bear]

I like the front cover stories featuring him
He's just chillin

[fluid heron]

is capcom fucking retarded why the fuck would they do world abbreivated as mhw and THEN FUCKING WILDS WHICH IS ABBREVIATED THE SAME

[minor cypress]

Its a case issue, not a cpu cooler issue

Rip

[night berry]

Yeahhhh

Why I took that panel off

[nimble thorn]

mh:w vs mh w

(theyre the fucking same)

[fluid heron]

its just mhw and mh wilds

[night berry]

Case is just not quite wide enough for the PA to fit comfortably

[coarse bear]

Fuk off

[fluid heron]

people gave the fuck up

[night berry]

so the GPU fans exhaust into it

[minor cypress]

One of the main reasons i went for the meshify 2

[night berry]

and it can't blow out effectively

[nimble thorn]

ill fuck off when blood releases me back to offtopic

[minor cypress]

Giant fuckoff case i will never use to its full potential, plenty of room for more stuff

[coarse bear]

Ehhhhhhhhhh

[nimble thorn]

or when you step on grims balls

one of the two

[night berry]

Somedays i'm tempted to overspend like a son of a bitch and get a Hyte case

The fancy one with the temperature reading on the case and shit

[fluid heron]

theres a way to host the monster hunter frontier servers by yourself

might get the boys on that shit

play around with the tonfas and the gravity spikes

[night berry]

but then I realize that'd annoy the hell out of me eventually

[coarse bear]

@edgy abyss CBT for Azu's freedom

[minor cypress]

Naaaah

[fossil swan]

hell na

[nimble thorn]

RELEASE MEEEEEEEEEEE

[coarse bear]

Holy bougie

[nimble thorn]

my biggest mistake was buying a big has helios asus

case

that case itself weighs like 30kg

[minor cypress]

Absolutely not, i dont wanna look at dust collecting in my case

Plus that shape

Where the fuck you fitting that besides on the desk

[coarse bear]

Jarvis, post a meme of a twink unable to lift a 5L water jug yelling for help

[fossil swan]

thats flop

[coarse bear]

Looks like an aquarium

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[edgy abyss]

Wut?

[night berry]

https://vxtwitter.com/TsarSylveon/status/2005674702766047703

Sylffy (@TsarSylveon)

HOG RIDER!

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 29, 2025, 4:18 PM

[nimble thorn]

RELEASE ME YOU FIEND

[fossil swan]

cbt for azu's freedom

[minor cypress]

BROTHA NAH

[tidal trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-eating-a-cheeseburger-the-amazing-digital-circus-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-gif-6589824998482170646

[nimble thorn]

400 dollar case

[tidal trellis]

Why!

[night berry]

I got a friend with this

and I sometimes feel envious but it's also so extra so I then feel stupid

[coarse bear]

[fossil swan]

this

flop

[edgy abyss]

I can't, you made a deal with the devil

[night berry]

Granted they got a 5090 and a 9950x3D

[edgy abyss]

It's up to him now

[nimble thorn]

YOU HANDED MY ASS TO HIM?

[edgy abyss]

[nimble thorn]

also he fucked up with the timer

its 2 days

not 3 days

[coarse bear]

2 days haven't passed

[edgy abyss]

[scenic field]

What did you do to get banished

[nimble thorn]

i will spam ping him in 27 hours

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/lol-league-of-legends-plinko-horse-plinko-gif-25871940

[scenic field]

Is that an old flashgame

[minor cypress]

Pay 160ish, get the most overengineered case i've ever had, never need another case

[nimble thorn]

you know what

yeah

[scenic field]

It just activated something in my brain

[edgy abyss]

He confessed to playing Riven in league

[fluid heron]

hunting horn is making me hunting horny

[minor cypress]

Seriously, it is stupid modular

[scenic field]

Confessing to league is bad enough on its own

[coarse bear]

[night berry]

Yeah Fractal does good functional cases for minimalists

[nimble thorn]

come on it was years ago

[quaint ore]

My pc case is a cheap ass office one i need to cut a hole in the side of so the AKS400 cooler could fit

[nimble thorn]

the statue of limitations have passed

RELEASE ME

[minor cypress]

But $400 for glowy fishtank you dont look at is insane

[night berry]

Yeah I mean if I got a Y70

i'd need to completely redesign my PC setup

[night berry]

get a bigger desk and shit

[minor cypress]

Put that money towards a monitor. If you really wanna burn money, a keyboard.

[edgy abyss]

@vale sand you have an excuse to increase the timer

[quaint ore]

The restart button is so small you can break your fingernail trying to press it

[night berry]

I'd use it as a nightlight in my room so I don't wake up in the fucking dark

[nimble thorn]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/GyZRHujWsAIgoj9.gif

[night berry]

I was turning my desktop off cause of the buzzing irritating me when it started

[split canyon]

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[night berry]

but now I just leave it on and let it buzz cause without it it's pitch fucking black when I wake up

[nimble thorn]

command still broken

smh

[minor cypress]

This kinda shit

[night berry]

Ah nah I could never, nope

[nimble thorn]

what am i looking at

[night berry]

Getting an anime wrap for my case? HELL no

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2005137622335881403

Mecha Girl Of The Day* (@MechaGirlOTD)

Next Mecha Guy of the day is Leon S. Kennedy from the Resident Evil series, but as he's seen in TEPPEN!

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 28, 2025, 4:43 AM

[night berry]

Fucking Gacha game character

[minor cypress]

An extreme waste of weeb bux

[edgy abyss]

How? I can see it

[nimble thorn]

reminds me of those shitty hentai wraps

[quaint ore]

"Mecha girl of the day"

[edgy abyss]

[nimble thorn]

piss roles

[coarse bear]

He's best girl, yes

[fluid heron]

that is exactly how that looks to me too

[night berry]

Yeah it's broken

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098945649929617478/1427285891730116672/azu.mov?ex=68ee4f12&is=68ecfd92&hm=46550337ce30a6e86edb64902b0866bf794e684fd963a21c8e27af702c34e679&

[nimble thorn]

cant even make commands right

is this azu1 or azu2

[edgy abyss]

2

[fluid heron]

ew offtopic

[river zealot]

[narrow lotus]

ivan aah post

[coarse bear]

S5 liked his goon cave

[quaint ore]

Sitting at the bank waiting till i can open my chud ass account

[edgy abyss]

Fucking furry

[coarse bear]

You posted it, retard

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/aurelius467385-chainsaw-man-makima-thinking-gif-26993220

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/goodmorni̇ngni̇-gif-27158618

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/everynyan-alhamdulillah-howwaryu-gif-2987085494785504551

[primal kayak]

Good morning fellas

[coarse bear]

Aleykum as-salam

[nimble thorn]

a salam alaikum

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-meme-meme-chinese-meme-goofy-meme-goofy-ahh-gif-7080462244357555714

[river zealot]

please dont eat him

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/matrix-romania-the-matrix-stefan-e-lache-eric-bratu-gif-17263095805892888910

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/shy-anime-shy-cartoon-cartoon-shy-anime-reaction-gif-8001811158180873413

[quaint ore]

ledy no

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-with-green-bandana-scarf-gta-grove-street-animated-men-guys-standing-around-cat-gif-25836123

[river zealot]

Al-edy

[quaint ore]

Muhammed-Al-Ledy

[edgy abyss]

Mfw I arrive to a call about a man being high on drugs in a train car

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-item-asylum-roblox-robbery-funny-gif-25829016

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/67-kid-walking-ai-gif-12786881506782735439

[nimble thorn]

how often does this happen

[narrow lotus]

how i walk home with your wallet

[nimble thorn]

i dont have a wallet

[fluid heron]

Not accurate he didn't go on a rant about gypsies after

[quaint ore]

Please kill yourself

Like

I will even buy you the rope

[edgy abyss]

Druggys? Often enough to make me go

[prisma quartz]

i recently watched the witcher season 3, i don't remember seasons 1 & 2 that much but omg this is pure dogshit

[nimble thorn]

true]

[narrow lotus]

i have one from my great grandpa , he used it for

nevermind

[river zealot]

brother they are legit

rewriting the story

[quaint ore]

The family suicide rope

[narrow lotus]

heilroom

[prisma quartz]

i hate the fantasyslop vibe

[minor cypress]

This is what happens when the kids are on christmas break

[quaint ore]

I like me some warhammer fantasy

Like old 6th edition

[nimble thorn]

its gotta be engagement bait

[coarse bear]

Yet more chudposting

[river zealot]

summer its 40C

[prisma quartz]

i feel like that's the reason GoT felt so good from the start it didn't feel like generic fantasy slop it felt grounded

[river zealot]

winter its -10

[quaint ore]

Why does it show bulgaria

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[prisma quartz]

witcher feels so generic

[fluid heron]

Shit sounds like a spell

[edgy abyss]

Lizardmen

[drifting mantle]

It's Mutahar, so you're probably right

[coarse bear]

Benevolent occupation

[narrow lotus]

Lithunaian special corps

[nimble thorn]

whats he known for

[quaint ore]

i like old kislev without ice guard shit and the empire

[coarse bear]

MoistCritical but worse

[edgy abyss]

Those are Asians you furry gypsy

[quaint ore]

You got 2 Lithuanians in chat

[nimble thorn]

whats moistcritical known for

[quaint ore]

One is a raging nationalist and the other is a raging nationalist

[coarse bear]

"The sloppenheimer situation is crazy"

[minor cypress]

Probably accurate. Any surgery where they have to break bones or do Osteotomy, 99% chance your operating room is jamming out to pantera and breaking your bones

[quaint ore]

I like how he is self aware of how boring he is

[nimble thorn]

oh

i see

[quaint ore]

He begged game awards not to award him

[coarse bear]

[nimble thorn]

has he a made a "the moistcritical situation is crazy"

[coarse bear]

I know he plays TTRPGs too, gonna see how that looks

[coarse bear]

Yes

[drifting mantle]

Hating on the Switch 2 before it got out, urging people to not buy it... Only to buy it on the day it released himself
Stuff like that

You can check out his YouTube Videos and look at the titles of the videos.
He often talks about nothing burgers

[nimble thorn]

no way

[minor cypress]

Of course she flags the dude next to her

[prisma quartz]

it's not about the rewrite it's the way it's directed, everything feels so unbelievably fake, the way things are shot, the way they talk, the characters and makeup, the events, it's like a play that's not even competent

[nimble thorn]

LMFAO WHAT THE FUCK

[quaint ore]

I am sitting across a man who just cant let go off his hair

[nimble thorn]

also i struggle to believe that switch two actually sold that much

[quaint ore]

Like holy shit there is a fucking meteor crater of skin on his head

[coarse bear]

Show him this

[quaint ore]

Wish i had an iphone so i could air drop this

[prisma quartz]

people are saying it sold a lot initially cuz they had so much available, but sales are have slowed down fast, either way it doesn't look at all like it failed

[nimble thorn]

i was praying for its downfall

[drifting mantle]

it failed to me, because ain't no way I'm gonna spend that much money for something so bad
I kinda regretted buying the Switch, but at least it has it's uses

[prisma quartz]

it didn't fail for me cause I never gave a shit about nintendo to start with

[nimble thorn]

i sold my switch like a week after getting it

[drifting mantle]

And apparently, the switch 2 still has stick drift

[drifting mantle]

I've got Ring Fit Adventure, which is a really nice sport game. Best purchase I've made for the Switch

[quaint ore]

Fuck i should have takin napkins with me

[nimble thorn]

to cover up the dudes hair?

[drifting mantle]

Covid boredom got me buying this thing

[quaint ore]

No cause my nose is leaky as fuck

[prisma venture]

Im drinkin again

I need help i think

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/alcoholism-alcoholic-alcohol-drinking-lazy-gif-10730905306616785887

[prisma venture]

Aright

[drifting mantle]

Drink another beer

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2005863232087437633

Тsфdiиg (@tsoding)

React has never been the same since this banger dropped 2 years ago

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 30, 2025, 4:47 AM

[prisma venture]

Nah i have homemade liquer

[nimble thorn]

this means you havent drank enough

[drifting mantle]

Moonshine?

[prisma venture]

Nah

Eggnog

Or how is it called

[drifting mantle]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggnog

[prisma venture]

Yis

[drifting mantle]

Keep drinking king

[nimble thorn]

omfg

[drifting mantle]

I'm gonna make some alcohol in Rimworld

[nimble thorn]

someone put on

like a shit load of perfume

[coarse bear]

More kegs

[nimble thorn]

and now it smells

like perfume everywhere

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/i/status/2005857035640827974

にこちゃまちゃんぬる (@kawaii_nekoniko)

ゆでたまご福神漬け納豆トライアングルたべました

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 30, 2025, 4:22 AM

[nimble thorn]

in my office

[prisma venture]

Bet brother

[drifting mantle]

https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2186560858

Ah what?

No embed

[nimble thorn]

ip grabber

[edgy abyss]

[drifting mantle]

it's this

[prisma quartz]

stinky soybeans

i had them recently

[coarse bear]

[prisma quartz]

taste like concentrated socks

[edgy abyss]

Uuuu, my new phone has arrived

[drifting mantle]

Alcohol & Cigarette Empire

[storm stream]

what model?

[edgy abyss]

Blackview

[nimble thorn]

which one

[coarse bear]

Why hello there, kamikaze pawns

[nimble thorn]

more?

that implies theyre matyrdoming already

[coarse bear]

Natto?
Yeah, I can't imagine the smell nor texture

[edgy abyss]

Blackview BL9000

[nimble thorn]

banger

[prisma quartz]

yep, it's uhhh unique dish

[edgy abyss]

Why the fuck aren't they taking away her fucking bong

[nimble thorn]

(because the image is fake)

[prisma quartz]

the healing za

[coarse bear]

I think you're supposed to mix it into rice or smth

[nimble thorn]

any bong related incidents yet?

[storm stream]

sheeesh

[prisma quartz]

i did, it's the only thing you can taste

[edgy abyss]

Would explain why the medic is sitting on her left

[coarse bear]

All that oxygen needs to be burned rn

[prisma quartz]

it is like a punch in the face of sock smell

[minor cypress]

I need to make some

[narrow lotus]

she is a freak you dont wanna fight that

[coarse bear]

POV: There are people that eat it straight and go "Yeah this tastes like childhood"

[edgy abyss]

Bro... Medics don't care. We'll kick your ass into the ambulance if you waste our time

[minor cypress]

♻️ but still applies

[coarse bear]

Fun fact: EMS vehicles are filled with enough oxygen tanks to count as a high speed pipe bomb

[edgy abyss]

Nah, I did have 16yr old eat too many lad brownies cuz he's a dumbass

[nimble thorn]

i did something similar when i was 15

[narrow lotus]

i know , i have a friend who is working as the dude who waits the ambulance at the hospital to arriva and pick them up and shit , he had to hold and even knock out drunkards a few times

[edgy abyss]

4. 2 connected to the interior and 2 for carrying

[storm stream]

Im scrolling through the mannufacturer webpage and the GLAZING DOESN'T STOP
How expensive it this thing??

[minor cypress]

All the EMS peeps ive met seem like Dr house, but fueled by rage and energy drinks with a hint of annoyance

[edgy abyss]

461€

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-gif-11079826643093500565

[nimble thorn]

MORE VICODIN

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-mouse-bites-heart-locket-gif-719548350706299938

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1455335028861960374/YouCut_20251228_152523697.mp4?ex=6955029d&is=6953b11d&hm=72570036f532aa1086c6f623f59a345bf61a7fb1036a9f018998e7af0a1a1b2f&

[minor cypress]

Its the best example of chaotic good you can find in people

[edgy abyss]

Do you have any idea how annoying it is to be called to a scene for a druggy while resting at the station?
Not only do they usually reel of filth that stinks up the cabin they are also so uncooperative that you have to drag them to the car, it's is such a pain in the ass all because they fucking can't take their stupid drugs at home

[minor cypress]

I've heard stories, people are bullshit and emt's are pretty underpaid.

[edgy abyss]

I'd say I'm paid well. 1.3k €

After taxes

[storm stream]

Why can't those people be gotten rid of?

[minor cypress]

Stepdads an EMT, wife has worked medsurge, BMT, Bmed, physical rehab and hospice

[edgy abyss]

Because they may need medical aid

[minor cypress]

The medsurge and psych stories were always the best

[storm stream]

No, I mean permanently

[edgy abyss]

Because society is an inclusive system

[coarse bear]

Alright, Third Reich

[storm stream]

[prisma quartz]

this is how phones will look like in 2050

look how slick that is

[nimble thorn]

????????/

[edgy abyss]

Return of the Ngage

[nimble thorn]

close enough welcome back political event i cant reference

[minor cypress]

Not to mention the frequent fliers you run into

[coarse bear]

I played racing games on my N-Gage

Shit was fire

[edgy abyss]

My parents never bought me one

[minor cypress]

God forbid Jimmy is on his 5th meth OD and already shit himself in transit

And has asked you for juice for the 4th time in a row

The methheads love their juice and sugar

[edgy abyss]

It's not even a opioid so I can't just give 'em nalaxon and be done with it...

[minor cypress]

And even then, you give it to them then back the fuck up

Otherwise they get salty you ruined their high and try to fight you

[edgy abyss]

Bitch, I care? Call cops for back up or just Diazepam to knock his ass out

[minor cypress]

Do they even let EMTs push ativan/whatver the go the fuck to sleep mix is?

They call it bootyjuice, b52, etc.

[edgy abyss]

Depending on the situation we are allowed to knock people out

[minor cypress]

Just a mix of antipsychs and sedatives

[edgy abyss]

We can sedate with Diazepam, Morphine, Fentanyl and one more drug I forget

[coarse bear]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1380450334056644658/1399054955339583598/six_cats_colored.gif

[minor cypress]

I love hearing her bitch about the bullshit training for restraints and dealing with aggressive patients

3 hour course on "noooo you can't beat your patients ass"

Like if you get bit, shove into their mouth like a dog until they let go or some other bs

[minor cypress]

Do you guys still have to deal with joint commission/random board visits too?

It always reminds me of dealing with the health inspector when working in foodservice

[edgy abyss]

Dunno what that is

[coarse bear]

Higher ups come in, stare at things, write down shit

[edgy abyss]

Ohhh yea

We had an accident recently where an ambulance flipped over and a patient died because not all the restraints we're used

[coarse bear]

[minor cypress]

Or inspect med expiration, cleanliness, stuff like that

[edgy abyss]

So now we get surprise inspections

[minor cypress]

Damn, thats fucked

Or when you have falls and their first worry is "DiD YoU uSe a GaiT BeLT?"

Its entertaining to listen to, but i will stick to my clankers.

[edgy abyss]

The autopsy revealed that the person died due to an... Uhhhh... How's it in english... Clot in brain that you use FAST for....

[minor cypress]

A stroke?

[edgy abyss]

STROKE

Yes

They died due to stroke

[minor cypress]

Be F.A.S.T.

[edgy abyss]

They we're being transported to a hospital because they had a stroke, ambu ran a red light (per protocol, sirens and all) and a car crashed into them so ir flipped multiple times, the patient wasn't fully restrained and died due to the stroke

The flipping didn't help with their stroke condition, who could have guessed

[minor cypress]

Thats shit luck

I never knew stroke patients could also have crazy personality changes from it.

Not full personality changes, just more confused and aggressive or frustrated

[quaint ore]

Didnt know that anima was a paramedic

[edgy abyss]

Ye, the crew didn't use the last 3point belt on the bed because it's an ass to get it on, now inspector are surprise checking cars to make sure we do that for patients that are on the streacher

[quaint ore]

Now i am scared to go to fucking santariškės

[edgy abyss]

Mostly changes in speech patterns, the confusion and aggression comes from not knowing wtf is going on with them

[edgy abyss]

Santariškės is fine, don't go to Lazdynai if you can help it, shit is fucked there

[quaint ore]

Nauja Vilnia

[edgy abyss]

Took a guy there, 34y old construction worker, a crane beam fell on him, entire body fucked, got him to ICU he immediately flatlined, resuscitation there was a mess. Monitor disconnected, noone fixed it for a while, intubation was slow, tho that could have been because of how fucked the guy was

[quaint ore]

Was there even a respiratory system to hook it up to after a fucking crane beam fell on him

[edgy abyss]

Yep, but he did have a hemothorax. 0.5l of blood drained from the lungs

[quaint ore]

Pzdc

[river zealot]

@naive bison 0:45

[edgy abyss]

The construction site definitely got fucked, obvious lack of safety there. Police was on scene when we arrived

[quaint ore]

What were they even building, an apartment block?