🎪bruh-fart

[solar breach]

how did you get exiled

[nimble thorn]

Fuck doge and grim

[high wing]

https://x.com/i/status/2005476390712598565

Joana (@kyso_lo)

My Varang cosplay (hand made)

X · Dec 29, 2025, 3:10 AM

[gleaming grove]

Huh

[nimble thorn]

As I said play league of legends

[gleaming grove]

Dont tell me they are the reasons why u here

[nimble thorn]

Unironically

Grim sent me here because I play riven

[gleaming grove]

Tbh

He might be right

[solar breach]

id say hes right

idk characters

[nimble thorn]

What do offtopicers play

[gleaming grove]

Idk neither

[solar breach]

but you play leauge so getting damnation is deserved

[gleaming grove]

I dont play league

[nimble thorn]

Agartha simulator

[nimble thorn]

I haven't touched league since 2018

Such punishment is unjustified

You must witness hell to escape it

[solar breach]

prob stardew valley, roblox, and animal crossing

[nimble thorn]

What do brainfarters play

[solar breach]

gae porn games

but MANLY

[nimble thorn]

Like?

Asking for a friend

[nimble thorn]

That's disco Elysium

[scenic field]

Zomboid

Zomboid

More zomboid

[nimble thorn]

Zomboid isn't autistic enough

[solar breach]

im not touching zomboid again until b42 mp gets more stable

[nimble thorn]

Try something like caves of qud

[solar breach]

mfw crops are hard as fuck to grow rn

[nimble thorn]

They are?

[solar breach]

almost every thing has a bug relating to it

[solar breach]

drying racks are broken

[nimble thorn]

@gleaming grove tell doge and grim I called em a bitch

[solar breach]

butchering is fucked

[nimble thorn]

Explain

I haven't seen b42 since the ai bs

[night berry]

Anybody got that meme of the guy praying to Donald Trump to save him being arrested, but the edit where he's praying to the Monolith

[solar breach]

well butchering rabbits basically creates a phantom version of it in your inv, taking up space but you cant see it until a relog

you get no meat

and dupe the skeleton on the ground

the tanning racks are also completely bugged

you cant get large bellows for an advanced furnace

[night berry]

This reminds me of the fucking haunted butchered cows

[solar breach]

cause you need tanned leather

[night berry]

butcher a cow and you randomly have a skinless cow standing up in a random location around your base

[solar breach]

and animal trailers are so incredibly instable they bring down entire servers

[minor cypress]

I swear all the locations are way too cramped

[nimble thorn]

Please save me monolith

There are horrible horrible people after me monolith

[night berry]

I need the image version

[scenic field]

Ive never played zomboid online lol

[gleaming grove]

Me seeing Azu

https://tenor.com/view/man-watching-looking-fear-scared-gif-20121830

She got ascended to brainfart

[solar breach]

i have to, i go mad by myself, that being said i base by myself

its just nice to talk to other people

[minor cypress]

Zzz, gacha slop, stardew valley, ultrakill, animal crossing, signalis, roblox, terarria, webfishing

[solar breach]

ultrakill is a great movement shooter its fanbase is just

yknow

[solar breach]

oh shes a woman?

thats unfortunate

well she'll be out of her mind in the next few months like they all wind up

[minor cypress]

[gleaming grove]

To be fair

Its self proclaimed

Azu has no pronouns

Just azu

[nimble thorn]

What

[gleaming grove]

Azu is Azu

[minor cypress]

What other games fit in the "game good, fanbase insufferable do not interact" category

[nimble thorn]

💀

[solar breach]

what does this mean i dont speak off topic

[gleaming grove]

Azu is Azu

[nimble thorn]

I'm a retard

[gleaming grove]

[nimble thorn]

Next question

[nimble thorn]

That's just cuppert

[solar breach]

a lot actually but i cant be bothered

[nimble thorn]

And he's half brainfart anyway

Signalis fan base is the new deltarune

Or Undertale or whatever

[low atlas]

you're full brainfart now

[nimble thorn]

Yes

Im blending in with the locals

[low atlas]

time to get racist and develop a political opinion created via social media

[nimble thorn]

Hmmm

What flavor of extremism tho

[low atlas]

Whichever you prefer

We got anarchocapitalists

[low atlas]

we got fascists

we got everythin

[gleaming grove]

Bi

Ah hem

My fellow acquaintance

[nimble thorn]

You're bi?

[minor cypress]

Or that one 2010s webcomic whos name i forgot

[gleaming grove]

I do not dabble with Uktrakill fans

[nimble thorn]

I don't actually know what you're referring to

[minor cypress]

Had some dude with orange horns

[nimble thorn]

With the amount of Jew and agartha memes who would have thought

[gleaming grove]

Seems Azu fits here way better

[nimble thorn]

🫃

[solar breach]

doing a meme run where i only run toz-34 and makarov from a weapon pack

and a bandit jacket

if the armor pack has one

[nimble thorn]

@night berry help me

[night berry]

why

[nimble thorn]

I need your help to install mod

[night berry]

For what?

[low atlas]

yo @nimble thorn guess what

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/k1BneeJTDcU?si=pB8XMvHzcq78I724

[solar breach]

uncanny

[minor cypress]

Homestuck

Thats what it was

[solar breach]

very vanilla

[spring quail]

yuo see ivan, when hold smig like peestol,

[solar breach]

lol its an animation replacer issue i cant be bothered to fix

[spring quail]

as long as you shoot the accurate

does it matter

[high wing]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/ycSalYYp5ck

[solar breach]

aint got shit

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-vince-mcmahon-gif-20562072

how is this working out so well

me and girl have been talking nonstop since i asked her out

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-dancing-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-1830941189123571902

she likes my cowboy hat and boots

[solar breach]

i have done something unforgiveable and will not kill myself

[solar breach]

i really need to either get a new one that fits better or get mine reshaped

[spring quail]

i got american hat maker's stampede model in 7 3/8

mr big head

red dead reidemption 34th repost

[deep topaz]

armenian cory is the best

[fluid heron]

Love Armenian cory

https://tenor.com/view/cory-j-beck-running-aqua-teen-hunger-force-gif-9739287050292042715

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/armenian-cory-cory-cory-spazkid-oneyplays-oneyng-gif-1935279503493896775

[fallow trellis]

"i only hangout with guys, girls are too much drama"

[fluid heron]

I don't hang out with girls because they are all insane

[deep topaz]

you will go insane if you hang around them enough

[fluid heron]

that's why I'm perfectly sane

Despite what my posting history implies

[minor cypress]

Being comfy being yourself + no harm in asking is op

[spring quail]

dude i never thought i'd get to talk about country music with a woman

but here i am

[minor cypress]

people are people, crazy idea right?

[spring quail]

God is great

beer is good

[fluid heron]

I used to think I was weird until I started actually meeting fuckers

[minor cypress]

And people are crazy

[fluid heron]

I know what song that is

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKpQRjj_WbU

[fluid heron]

I cannot remember the name of it

Aptly named title

[spring quail]

this song makes me cry sometimes

[fluid heron]

Any country song y'all reference I probably know I am from rural georgia

[spring quail]

its like the clint eastwood movie gran torino

[minor cypress]

Its a sliding scale, the actually weird people are usually so unstable you don't hang around them

[minor cypress]

TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE ON MY BIG GREEN TRACTOR

[fluid heron]

WE CAN GO SLOW OR WE CAN GO FASTER

[minor cypress]

god damn i don't miss hearing that song every time i rode on the schoolbus

[fluid heron]

Fucking hate that song

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-cry-one-piece-mid-mid-piece-one-mid-gif-3938984731501782050

[solar breach]

It does suck

[minor cypress]

Whiskey lullaby is always good

[spring quail]

the twist/reveal in people are crazy always makes me upset in a good way

twists a good tear in my eye

[fluid heron]

Whiskey glasses

Holy shit

I've heard that song in my dad's truck so many fucking times

[minor cypress]

My mom used to sing Simple Man to me as a lullaby, now i can't hear it without getting a lil sentimental

[fluid heron]

I grew up listening country and now I listen to random alternate music

And have no band I listen to multiple songs of

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myr5JxC4b_I

i used to think this was a sad song

[fluid heron]

Tenesse whiskey is a fucking banger

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=l6_w3887Rwo

[spring quail]

it would come on nearly every night before bed when i'd have my radio on

[fluid heron]

Makes me think of my dad every time I listen to it

[minor cypress]

Random mix of everything. I've got crazy young parents compared to most, so i still vividly remember my dads limp bizkit and eminem phase

[fluid heron]

mgmt for me

it was country and the occasional mgmt song

[spring quail]

but-a-right

will bring ya right back here to me

[fluid heron]

Or like sweet escape

That song still bangs

Or when maroon 5 wasn't shit

Their 2010 album and 2002 album

Still listen to this love

[minor cypress]

My dad went from limp bizkit/eminem/beastie boys to linkin park/bfmv then hit his late 40s and randomly listens to country

[fluid heron]

Happens to every dad

[spring quail]

dads have their moods

you'll be there one day

[fluid heron]

Nah I'll probably be listening to pink floyd

Or shit like wham bam shang a lang

[spring quail]

well not specifically the music itself but you'll be that old man randomly listening to whatever you please

[minor cypress]

Mom will listen to anything from old country to tech nine, mgmt, slayer, etc. Pretty much anything

[solar breach]

Dad listened to metal core when I was young got married suddenly mostly into country

[minor cypress]

SAME

[solar breach]

I kept listening to metal though and that evolved over the years

[fluid heron]

Moms always listening to alt rock

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kwCc5uqJv4

[solar breach]

Yeah

[spring quail]

i feel so good today

[solar breach]

My mom was huge on foo fighters

[fluid heron]

YES

that exactly

[spring quail]

i finally asked that woman out

[fluid heron]

We all have the same parents

Dad listens to country and mom listens to alt

And it's good music taste I'm not even gonna lie

[minor cypress]

She had a really big otep, Dimmu Borgir, type o neg phase, then randomly got into rap, now she defaults to country.

[fluid heron]

The songs they play are bangers

[minor cypress]

I think the only genre I self discovered was everything edm related.

[fluid heron]

Math rock

that I discovered by myself

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWJrPzAUzAs

https://tenor.com/view/breeze-nicolas-cage-con-air-smile-gif-14443307

[fluid heron]

Cuz that shit wasn't even a niche until recently

[minor cypress]

When he tries to pretend the old music phase never happened, i have to humble him with this

[solar breach]

I self discovered all of my current music taste

Which is mostly death metal

[fluid heron]

Apple bottom jeans is the old music phase

Ain't nobody is bumping that shit now

[solar breach]

But when I was younger I also discovered dark synth

Outside influences only really affected my music taste when I was real little

[quartz ridge]

i don't got a taste just a bunch of music i like

[minor cypress]

The white girl bangers go so hard

[fluid heron]

They do

[minor cypress]

Tbh, i kinda regret my "metal is the only genre" phase

[fluid heron]

Gwen Stefari was putting numbers up

[quartz ridge]

its not that im like those people who say "i listen to all types of music" because i don't but like idk how to describe my music taste

its so all over the place

[minor cypress]

Because i sure as fuck didnt appreciate gaga and kesha enough

[fluid heron]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BsqG3_FpRzE

This shit rocks

WOOHO YEHOO

[minor cypress]

Same, my parents were all about them

[spring quail]

every time this comes on at work

i throw my hips

i step big

I LOVE SWEET ESCAPE

[fluid heron]

AND RECREATE A PLACE THATS MY OWN WORLD

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/IbqogLT2RDc?si=1CsRoB4QeSF_Pe8x

[fluid heron]

Not even this shit would be in my work playlist

[solar breach]

Porn addicted Instagram loser core

[fluid heron]

Work didn't even have to play it

[spring quail]

it just comes on sometimes

a random retarded floor manager is in charge of the playlist a day

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[fluid heron]

At least it's peak

[simple ore]

good morning

[solar breach]

Perfect image

Literally i click on the search bar and half of it is just porn

Whether art accounts or meme accounts using it as clickbait

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/vLAy38YU5X4?si=jXHF0eppenzDNKV0

girl told me this is one of her favorites

[solar breach]

Johnny Cash post

[spring quail]

i bout swooned

[solar breach]

Fuck yeah

[spring quail]

not just johnny cash

a church hymn

but a classic hymn

[fluid heron]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BO7FQnegW1o

This shit still bangs

[quartz ridge]

i get really racist and other simmilar stuff

[minor cypress]

https://youtu.be/qetW6R9Jxs4?si=6kuluHEL8iC_Aguu

[stoic girder]

My instagram feed is filled with AI translated speeches from an Austrian painter.

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-red-dead-redemption2-charles-smith-arthur-morgan-dance-gif-27375985

mood

[quartz ridge]

only goy cattle say this

like im sorry to say but if you just get speeches you are behind by like 3 months

[fluid heron]

Toxic by Britney spears

[quartz ridge]

i was getting that shit a while ago

[fluid heron]

That is the most nostalgic song

[quartz ridge]

oh right one half is racist shit the other half is combat footage

[stoic girder]

Who is winning?

[minor cypress]

Womanizer also another banger

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7P97b64Q5E

banger of bangers

[solar breach]

I kissed a girl by Katy perry fucks

[minor cypress]

Fuuuuck

[solar breach]

Had that shit stuck in my head

[minor cypress]

I haven't thought of that song in ages

[fluid heron]

Trying to think of this one white girl music ass song

Cannot for the life of me find it

[minor cypress]

[fluid heron]

can't even say a lyric of it

the artist is like latina

that's all I can think of

[quartz ridge]

i think i am because his speeches are propaganda anyway

99% of the shit he says is just lies like all politicans

[minor cypress]

Hips dont lie, shakira

[fluid heron]

Nah

More of a softer song ig

[stoic girder]

I meant in the combat footage.

[fluid heron]

she's like 2010 I think?

[quartz ridge]

oh i cant say that

i would get beamed

[fluid heron]

I am not gonna find this shit

[hushed current]

https://tenor.com/view/lenny-rd2-red-dead-redemption-2-rd2-leny-lenyyyy-gif-17880924538932514045

[quartz ridge]

just saw a dude get fucking vaporized man this is what the world has become

[minor cypress]

Genre?

[fluid heron]

Cheesey pop

[spring quail]

tooth rot

friends in low places on repeat for the next hour

blame it all on my roots

[fluid heron]

It definitely fits Into the category of white girl music

[nimble thorn]

what

[nimble thorn]

i fell a sleep mb

[fluid heron]

Fuck why did I delete my playlist called white girl music

it would have had it

[simple ore]

just look that up on yt

plenty of lists

[solar breach]

There are women like this

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/jin-roh-kerberos-cop-kerberos-saga-the-red-spectacles-red-spectacles-gif-15355327324686447096

[solar breach]

Of course I like the legion for

Other reasons

[coarse bear]

Nah we puttin you down

[solar breach]

(Vulpes)

[simple ore]

doing numbers

[fluid heron]

It's not there

[minor cypress]

Calabria 2008?

[simple ore]

fym

[nimble thorn]

youyou execution

2026

[fluid heron]

The song isn't there

it definitely is there

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/arthur-morgan-arthur-morgan-dancing-red-dead-redemption-2-gif-1830941189123571902

[fluid heron]

But the song I'm specifically looking for isnt

[simple ore]

i thought you just needed a list

my bad gng

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-love-blackmen-gay-gaykiss-gif-10035046

It's aight bro

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-fridge-business-animated-jumping-gif-27489712

[scenic field]

MODS

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crackhead-back-flip-meme-memes-1dollar-gif-25475492

[fluid heron]

calling mods for 2 men showing their love

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-morgan-freeman-true-true-pharaoh's-curse-gif-664656750175058503

[fluid heron]

Crazy time we live in

[quartz ridge]

why are you guys all acting like flop tn

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3umaLe37-LE

[nimble thorn]

theye homosexual

[night berry]

You need to be put down

[solar breach]

I feel extra gae, must be another chemical spill out of westlake

[simple ore]

hey man im just the messenger

i didn't write that message

[solar breach]

I have to snap your neck

[spring quail]

no two ways about it

[solar breach]

I'm just the messenger

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-new-year-advance-2021-gif-12690358435444997226

[nimble thorn]

death to youyou

[solar breach]

Woah woah woah

What did he do

[night berry]

You didn't write it, but you sure as hell posted it here and made me see it

[simple ore]

i guess this is it

[nimble thorn]

i woke up

and thats the first thing i read

[simple ore]

same

i just woke up and saw it

[solar breach]

Another out of place person where they don't belong smh

[nimble thorn]

just when i thought this channel was kinda alright

[solar breach]

Off topic refugees

[simple ore]

why do you think both channels suck

[night berry]

You're right, i'm only here cause I needed a meme

[solar breach]

why do you think this is the exile chamber

[nimble thorn]

because you're here

[quartz ridge]

im sorry who are you

[coarse bear]

Flop couldn't muster the courage to kiss another man on the mouth

[simple ore]

true

[fluid heron]

I can't fucking find it it's over

[quartz ridge]

we know youyou can you please hop off his dick

we dont know you buddy

[solar breach]

That's what makes him a twink and us MEN

Men are not AFRAID to kiss each other on the mouth

[night berry]

I don't know you, and I don't care to know you

[simple ore]

im just a fat fucking chud

[nimble thorn]

this shit is so retarded holy fuck

[minor cypress]

The offtopics come in waves

[fluid heron]

idk even know what mfs are freaking out about

Shit is not that serious

[solar breach]

I thought you were a sensitive young man

[quartz ridge]

.

[simple ore]

i can be too

[night berry]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QWnCDYeYH0&pp=ygUtSSBkb24ndCBrbm93IHlvdSBhbmQgSSBkb24ndCBjYXJlIHRvIGtub3cgeW91

[nimble thorn]

death to youyou kind

death to sneed

[fluid heron]

You you Hakusho?

[nimble thorn]

return of chucks

[fluid heron]

fuck are you talking about

[nimble thorn]

youyou need to get some bitchs

[low atlas]

chicken butt

[solar breach]

Look at that

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4ujS1er1r0

[quartz ridge]

sneed is xalrider tho

[solar breach]

Azu already lost it day one

[fluid heron]

gas leak

[solar breach]

It's remarkable what brainfart does to women

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1033927183762215006/1356740712997195947/attachment.gif

[nimble thorn]

femt overdose

[fluid heron]

I'm straight chilling

and mfs are tweaking

[spring quail]

where the peaches grow

[simple ore]

remember that one tiktok girl that actually looked like this

[fluid heron]

I'm just trying to find a song

[minor cypress]

Stella would baguette press azu zero hesitation

[nimble thorn]

@simple ore do they not know you by youyou

[spring quail]

no

[simple ore]

where is stella btw

[spring quail]

dead

[solar breach]

Did Stella die or some shit

[simple ore]

they do

[fluid heron]

I'm boutta make a reddit post just to find it

[solar breach]

Ain't seen her in a bit

[quartz ridge]

didnt stella get banned

[low atlas]

no we just call him homophobic slurs

[simple ore]

what did she do

and when

[quartz ridge]

or am i geeking

[minor cypress]

Schizo hibernation probably

[nimble thorn]

so theyre just illiterate got it

[spring quail]

she got a 5 day mute like 2 weeks ago, and given the time of year, she's probably enjoying it with her family

[low atlas]

shes actively getting stared at by her children and being creeped out

like she always does

[nimble thorn]

since when did she have children

[solar breach]

When she comes back she's gonna have like 30 new sex stories

[minor cypress]

They'll come back as VonGerm18nGr8trmen with a turkish flag and swear she is armenian and knows none of us

Or something similar

[low atlas]

I ask the same question

[fluid heron]

We do not

[simple ore]

you

[fluid heron]

What the fuck are y'all talking about

[simple ore]

not we

[nimble thorn]

[simple ore]

how is we

[spring quail]

"i drained my husband" x3594587458745

[low atlas]

good bro wbu

[simple ore]

not good

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/antenna-radiation-poison-gif-19952875

[minor cypress]

"I let it crust this time"

[nimble thorn]

😊

[spring quail]

crust

crust?

CRUST?!?!
\

[low atlas]

pegged him for the 5th time today

[nimble thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465398449576083456/553757751688298516/souls.gif

[fluid heron]

He let it ferment

you wouldn't understand

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ZY68GXwIos

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/masontroyadams-gif-24322675

[solar breach]

I'm scared because of how many humans have passed there is def one crazy bitch who tried to ferment semen with yeast into a drink

[fluid heron]

Wait till you hear about pussy yeast beer

[simple ore]

[solar breach]

[simple ore]

he doesn't know

[fluid heron]

that was a real thing

[minor cypress]

With the things people do with breast milk. Im not shocked

[fluid heron]

I can't remember who did it

[minor cypress]

Humans are wild

[low atlas]

Don't give spacezoro ideas

[simple ore]

cinema

[fluid heron]

There was this thing where you could send in vaginal yeast and they would make a beer out of it

[minor cypress]

Nah, i'm hands off on this one

[fluid heron]

it was not very well received I wonder why

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/dennis-prager-i-want-mommy-i-want-milk-i-want-to-be-held-i-want-to-be-comforted-gif-23575839

[nimble thorn]

911 is 14 days

but thats 5 days

alright

mods have their priorities set

[fluid heron]

My brain is fucking liquifying

[solar breach]

Quick

Take one of every pill in your medicine cabinet

[nimble thorn]

and then chug some ever clear

[simple ore]

i don't have one

[minor cypress]

Damn, i missed it but that is absolutely on brand

[solar breach]

Take one of every pill in your house

[fluid heron]

I've been doing that first will it fuck up the process?

[simple ore]

no

[solar breach]

Boring

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-game-3-xbox50-hood-gamer-ai-meme-barblack420-gif-1539551570878653937

[minor cypress]

@vast wren

[fluid heron]

We here at Barnes and nobles

[solar breach]

You ain't lived until you've had a stimulant and anti depressants actively work against each other

[vast wren]

whatup

[nimble thorn]

yes

[simple ore]

she's alive

[fluid heron]

Guess I'll drink more

[simple ore]

i thought you were banned

[nimble thorn]

its like taking fent after a psy op

[minor cypress]

See, ez

[vast wren]

muted

[simple ore]

like 20 days ago

[vast wren]

for like a week

[fluid heron]

Who the fuck is this

[vast wren]

but I just didnt come back

[quartz ridge]

stella

[simple ore]

demented retard

[solar breach]

@vast wren there's a new bitch in brainfart for you to rip apart and devour

[nimble thorn]

good choice tbh

[minor cypress]

Stellas v30 username

[fluid heron]

Christ

still feeding your kids out of cans?

[vast wren]

no thanks

I found peace

[minor cypress]

FUCK

[solar breach]

Oh good so you aren't coming back

Excellent news

[minor cypress]

its joever

[fluid heron]

canned bread ass meal

[simple ore]

stella zen arc

[nimble thorn]

bruh

[vast wren]

(just playing beam.ng drive)

[quartz ridge]

lets be real its probably a man

[solar breach]

Prob

I'm just going off what cup said

[quartz ridge]

i treat everyone here the same because you are all men to me no matter what you say

[vast wren]

yous can sort that problem on your own

[minor cypress]

The golden rule

We all shit down here

[vast wren]

I finally understood by americans love big lifed trucks

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/america-truck-patriot-murica-gif-26712418

[minor cypress]

The monster truck rally arc

[fluid heron]

Everyone on the internet is a man

[minor cypress]

It begins

[fluid heron]

No exceptions

[solar breach]

My truck isn't super big but it is decently high

I wouldn't say lifted though

[vast wren]

no, specifically mudcrawling, rockcrawling, and pre runner trucks

[fluid heron]

I drive a fucking mom car

that's always 5 miles away from exploding

[minor cypress]

That tism is too advanced for me

[nimble thorn]

day one would be osaka's rape and murder rampage

this is more like a closure arc

[minor cypress]

All i know is lifted jeeps with too many ducks on the dash deserve to be pit maneuvered

[fluid heron]

Every woman in brainfart ends up getting banned

[solar breach]

Always, and squatted trucks with performative country guys

[vast wren]

yep, started playing Beam.NG drive, seeing soft suspension on a lifted truck is pretty satisfying

[fluid heron]

Because they are all clinically insane

[solar breach]

I have a burning hatred for those guys

[nimble thorn]

which makes this channel no longer fun

the schizos add the flavor smh

[solar breach]

Like I've never felt sheer hatred for a group as much as then

Them

Which says a lot

[minor cypress]

See ridiculous truck, look at tires, white glove clean.

[solar breach]

Chrome oversized rims, lifted with a neon kit, absolutely spotless

Never touched dirt

[nimble thorn]

neon kit?

death sentence

[solar breach]

Jeans completely clean and shit

Prob drinking Dutch brothers too and listening to pop country

[minor cypress]

Loud as fuck too, neon white misfit hibeams

[nimble thorn]

these guys are just the ricers of the truck variant

[minor cypress]

Blaring jelly roll

[vast wren]

have you seen mudcrawling trucks

[solar breach]

Yeah

[vast wren]

holy shit

looks so sick

[solar breach]

They are

See the difference

Is that mudcrawlers are actually used

[vast wren]

yeah, one is actually used and one is refered to as a pavement princess

[minor cypress]

Its almost as bad as the easily spottable "grey man" vetbro, with a backpack with patch plates, totally not printing, either drinking black rifle coffee or rippits, miles from any base.

[solar breach]

Pavement princesses always have the biggest egos too

[solar breach]

Black rifle coffee is very useful in helping as identity these guys

[vast wren]

those squatted trucks look really retarded, do those have any other uses other than look stupid?

[solar breach]

It's not good for much else though

[solar breach]

No lmao

[quartz ridge]

"how to greyman"

WEAR NORMAL FUCKING CLOTHING!!!

wear jeans or trendy fashion that lets you ccw man

[solar breach]

Cause then all your cargo falls to the back causing weight distribution issues

[vast wren]

let me guess the bed can't even be used properly at that point?

[solar breach]

Unless you have a hard top no

[minor cypress]

Its fun to spot

[solar breach]

Not for anything big or unstrapped

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuJroujjYDk

[minor cypress]

I still think rippits are way less obvious than black rifle coffee

[vast wren]

that defeats the point of it being a truck

[solar breach]

Yes

That's why those guys fucking SUCK

[nimble thorn]

are there any squated family suvs

[minor cypress]

Thy holy aisle

[solar breach]

And office workers who buy super overpriced trucks

[spring quail]

not the dollar tree energy drinks

[solar breach]

Because nothing says woodsman like heated steering wheel and a coffee warmer

[fluid heron]

Beyblade ass energy drinks

[nimble thorn]

oh my god there are

[minor cypress]

It gets worse

[spring quail]

celsius is all a man needs

[fluid heron]

Rip it tribute

[solar breach]

I'm still a faithful redbull enjoyer

[spring quail]

rip it loud

rip a hole in your pants

[fluid heron]

God that shit is ugly

[solar breach]

"I KNOW IT TASTES LIKE BATTERY ACID! I LIKE IT!"

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/indiniprint-peter-griffin-farting-on-meg's-face-gif-16236183519554983030

[nimble thorn]

its so bad

[vast wren]

holy blind spot

[minor cypress]

Celsius, alani, bang, reigns, and the occasional C4 when i wanna feel tweaky

[vast wren]

how the fuck do they see the road

[nimble thorn]

its apparently called a carolina squat

[fluid heron]

Would rather be castrated before driving that

[spring quail]

celsius and alani are the only real G's of that lineup

[solar breach]

Me personally if I was a mechanic I would rather starve than do shit like this

[vast wren]

how do they see the car infront of them in traffic

[nimble thorn]

they dont???

i guess?

or like drive with a head out the window

[vast wren]

what if its something they cant see like a motorcycle

[minor cypress]

Give me 300mg versions and i'll agree

[solar breach]

And its still somehow street legal

[coarse bear]

LED beams, get out the way

[solar breach]

God bless america

[vast wren]

jesus thats inconvenient

[fluid heron]

Everyone who drives a lifted truck is a fucking loser

[minor cypress]

See? Traffic? They are the traffic.

[fluid heron]

they always have off-road tires and underglow and never off-road it

[vast wren]

very inconvenient

[spring quail]

THE undisputed holy trinity

[vast wren]

the tires are too small to have any traction offroad

[fluid heron]

Yeah it's always massive fucking rims with off-roads put on them

Like it's gonna fucking do something

[nimble thorn]

what do the mechanics think when they get an order

is it like selling your soul

[vast wren]

I've found that most poeple that take their trucks offroad let out a little air to evenly spread out the traction on rough roads/mud/rocks

[fluid heron]

I drive my cardboard box of a car and still get my dick occasionally sucked

[solar breach]

Having a mechanic buddy

They def don't care about actually doing it

[vast wren]

those arent even functional as offroaders anymore

[solar breach]

But they will be talking shit about it

With many slurs involved

[little mirage]

You havent played these?

[minor cypress]

This, but its beat to fuck, dirty, duct taped together, and driven by the shortest old mexican bro in a button up and boots

[coarse bear]

Webfishing is dead anyway, weird people doxxed the dev off the face of the Earth

[nimble thorn]

i really want a 1996 impala

[vast wren]

atleast its actually being used aye?

[quartz ridge]

in that list i think terarria and roblox are the only ones

[nimble thorn]

when did this happen?

[solar breach]

My 2006 tundra had a ghetto ass negative terminal and if I turned too hard it would disconnect and shut my truck down

[coarse bear]

Not too long ago

[nimble thorn]

why and how

just random act of malice?

[minor cypress]

Not a bad thing, just a really common case here

[nimble thorn]

look at this beauty

theyre kinda hard to find tho

[fluid heron]

I want a fucking skyline gtr 34 but that shit is never gonna happen

[little mirage]

All i know is that webfishing was like vr chat. Fun when it came out. Full of loser degenerates after the third week

Cant play webfishing without a dude talking about sex

[nimble thorn]

😭

[vast wren]

atleast thats attainable, I really want to own a 1954 lincoln futura

[nimble thorn]

we all do

[solar breach]

I really wanted a 1994 toyota soarer

[fluid heron]

God what a fucking sexy car

[solar breach]

Would be a massive pain in the ass to find though

[fluid heron]

And I just want it stock

[nimble thorn]

ive never even seen one

[fluid heron]

the kits mfs put on it are sacrilegious

[vast wren]

it was made into the 1960s iteration of the batmobile

[vast wren]

the only one

[nimble thorn]

oooh thats good too

[nimble thorn]

oh

[solar breach]

When I played GTA online there was a car based on this that I just LOVED

Like seriously fell in love with

[vast wren]

it looked like this in the 50s

[solar breach]

People may not like it but this is peak aerodynamics

[minor cypress]

Ultrakill is solid, none of the others

[vast wren]

yep, american cars then had some obsession with fins

[solar breach]

Stardew valley is also fun but that's mostly because I always loved harvest moon as a kid

Nostalgia moment

[solar breach]

Oh I know

[fluid heron]

Or a Ford focus rs

[minor cypress]

Wifes super into it, just never clicked for me

[coarse bear]

Sounds like regular fishing

[solar breach]

I was also obsessed with 50s thunderbirds for a while

[fluid heron]

Fuck I would love a Ford focus if their engines didnt suck ass

[minor cypress]

I got the satisfactory/minecraft esoteric engineering modpack tic

[nimble thorn]

yeah but thats with the fish

not other men

key difference

[minor cypress]

Number go up

[solar breach]

Yeah its a good game just another one of those indie games with a weird fan base sometimes

Less so than other titles

It's also a very slow paced game, being a farming game

I was always into single-player games usually no matter the genre

So I was fine with it

And like I said I played harvest moon when I was young and it's basically just that but remastered

Or reimagined

[simple ore]

i could never finish stardew

that shi was stressful

[solar breach]

Yeah I never beat it

I bagged the goth baddie last thing I remember

[simple ore]

shii

[nimble thorn]

how many sleeper agents are in this chat

[solar breach]

I took a liking to collecting tree sap though for some reason

[simple ore]

all of us are

[coarse bear]

Let's check

[simple ore]

do the ping modder boy

[coarse bear]

<@&1023724927532150855> are you funny yet

[solar breach]

I don't have exile sadly

[nimble thorn]

why do i even have exile

https://tenor.com/view/jgmm-cat-meme-ragebait-cat-think-cat-ponder-gif-7034802297606826390

[coarse bear]

Idk

[solar breach]

Kind of tempted to do some stupid shit but once in a blue moon I do use other channels

[coarse bear]

Ah, you're a Riven player

[simple ore]

indeed

[nimble thorn]

indeed

[solar breach]

https://tenor.com/view/count-dooku-indeed-star-wars-the-clone-wars-2003-gif-23438770

[nimble thorn]

your honour league of legends

:brain fart exile

[fluid heron]

God damn that game sucks ass

[nimble thorn]

true

[verbal needle]

🫄

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruNrdmjcNTc

[nimble thorn]

bro the mf i was talking about this morning

is still in vc

[simple ore]

what mf

[simple ore]

das nuthin

[nimble thorn]

dude who practically breathes discord

[simple ore]

we had one dude sit there for like 50 hours

[spring quail]

[nimble thorn]

is it not ivan

[fluid heron]

Imagine sitting in the fucking gamna voice chat

Actual loser activity

[simple ore]

ivan is barely on vc

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-want-to-play-terraria-wanna-play-wanna-play-gif-25669655

[simple ore]

rutards practicly live there

[nimble thorn]

lore

[nimble thorn]

they banned all the funny ones

[coarse bear]

365 hours a month
12 hours a day average
Actually unemployed

[minor cypress]

Holy shit

[nimble thorn]

12 hours a day

jesus fucking christ

[verbal needle]

Lmao

[nimble thorn]

actually throw in allah and the buddha too

[little mirage]

The bot should also include an estimated weight limit of user based off hours

[coarse bear]

And he lives in Germany iirc

It is NOT Josta

[minor cypress]

PINNABLE

[nimble thorn]

😭😭😭😭

[minor cypress]

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/medal-biden-award-obama-gif-24217095

[nimble thorn]

did josta ever vc

[coarse bear]

Yes

[little mirage]

Brainfarted till you main support lux for 1 year

[simple ore]

josta is actually in agartha

[nimble thorn]

i mained yuumi pocket for like 2

[simple ore]

he was blonde

[nimble thorn]

ill be fine

[minor cypress]

Lux support is old news, the new cancer is mel support

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-gif-13246854

[nimble thorn]

mel from arcane

[minor cypress]

I must not speak

[simple ore]

expected him to be a bit taller than he was ngl

[coarse bear]

He popped into L4D2 VC like "did you grab the gnome yet, it's so easy why didn't you grab it"

[nimble thorn]

hail of blades gale force

[little mirage]

I love modern champions!!!!!!!

[nimble thorn]

flash barrier

[little mirage]

I want to NOT strangle any of them

[minor cypress]

21/9/0

[nimble thorn]

bonus points if my adc picks draven and runs it down

[simple ore]

i only played the good support champs

mainly thresh

[minor cypress]

Marks, quints, seals, glyphs

[minor cypress]

Good thresh players were gods. Shit thresh players were donkeys missing hooks and throwing lantern for grabbing souls

[nimble thorn]

ngl i stopped maining thresh after adc forgot to click the fucking lantern one too many times

[simple ore]

a good thresh player is nothing if the retards ignore your lantern

[minor cypress]

I meant old mastery system, not kda

[simple ore]

which they do all the time

[nimble thorn]

oh

[little mirage]

A good thresh player at the right place can make all the difference for your ranked match

[nimble thorn]

that goes for most engage/peel tanks tho

[minor cypress]

This hurts the arcane players

[simple ore]

when i started playing league
thresh and draven were the champs i first bought

[nimble thorn]

arcane is a game?

[nimble thorn]

el racista

[simple ore]

this is the og og
since there was a rework of this tree

i remember the middle blue one

lord of lightning or some shi

[minor cypress]

I still miss old fervor of battle

[simple ore]

thank god old rune system is gone tho

that shit was ass

[nimble thorn]

bring back old lt

they killed braum top with it

[minor cypress]

Fucking stormsurge

Ahhh

[simple ore]

that's the one

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[simple ore]

bring back kelpto and make it gp only

that retarded adc twink ruined it

it's always adcs and 🚬

remember when adcs were abusing support items

[minor cypress]

Remember the kassadin perma ban era

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/spider-man-spiderman-spiderverse-across-the-spider-verse-chai-tea-gif-14428002463126744265

[simple ore]

fair enough

[minor cypress]

Blue build smite ezreal kid

[nimble thorn]

i made this when i was 12

i can confirm

[simple ore]

need this rn

[minor cypress]

League so old its got generations like pokemon

V2 masteries page

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/pClVtWjMBoY?si=XpaPAS6YZBeTYejT

we're getting into heaven with this one

gospelfart

[minor cypress]

Now we have super simplified shit

[spring quail]

fellas im so excited and happy

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-tears-of-joy-tears-crying-gif-4882468

[nimble thorn]

its all just yellow and red page anyway

illusion of choice

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/ngUC6VP8Xys?si=M47H9AAAthpvCE39

[stone blade]

morning retards

[spring quail]

whens the last time yall cried happy tears for yourself

for your own merits and progress

[nimble thorn]

this morning

when i took a shit

[nimble thorn]

@stone blade

good morning pookie

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/shinji-shinji-f-shinji-slur-gif-13260487845589877852

[stone blade]

i aint your pookie

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/praise-thank-god-bless-hallelujah-gif-20521618

[nimble thorn]

why ar eyou switching up on me when i get exiled

[stone blade]

im not

[nimble thorn]

💔

we're over ivan

[stone blade]

im just not your pookie

[pale ingot]

hi gugga og

[stone blade]

im some elses pookie

[spring quail]

i'm having a very nice evening ham how about you

i finally asked that girl out and she said yes

[nimble thorn]

?>???

[pale ingot]

congrat

+rep

[nimble thorn]

istg ivan

who are you cheating on me with

[stone blade]

im NOT EVEN DATING U

YOURE CHINESE

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/congrat-congrats-black-adam-clap-gif-27643912

[stone blade]

we're just online homies not a couple you imbecile

[nimble thorn]

pookie is for your friends

smh

retard

😊

[stone blade]

i get called pookie bear now

by the girl

though she also calls me the nword @nimble thorn

[minor cypress]

Getting the house paperwork finalized and finally done moving

[nimble thorn]

again?

this is like

the 4th time

[nimble thorn]

like in a friend zone way or like

[fluid heron]

Never I've never been happy of any of my accomplishments

[stone blade]

i really don't think its jn a friendzone way

[nimble thorn]

i see

congrats on finding more racist woman ivan

[fluid heron]

Racist women are the best

Until you realize they are schizophrenic aswell

[spring quail]

https://youtu.be/9PK2apVQNS0?si=eDFU5eEaVSrxB81b

[stone blade]

its what i like in her

though

[fluid heron]

You do you

ig

[stone blade]

maybe its a downsideaybe not
she likes to do the whole puppygirl thing
@spring quail @fluid heron

@nimble thorn

[nimble thorn]

who was this guy

[fluid heron]

.

[nimble thorn]

.

[fluid heron]

you do you

[stone blade]

https://tenor.com/view/dread-gif-9297534368979050018

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-james-doakes-doakes-meme-doakes-suspicious-gif-7434634924845802139

i know what you are

[stone blade]

SHE LIKES IT AZU

[fluid heron]

you are in for a wild ride

[nimble thorn]

sure sure

whatever makes u feel better

[fluid heron]

was boutta say

fuck you mean me

[nimble thorn]

brainfart

[nimble thorn]

^

[fluid heron]

I've turned into the guy at the party who goes and sits outside in the dark and smokes cigarettes and drinks

women creep me the fuck out

[nimble thorn]

wait that wasgotti?

[pale ingot]

i dont think so

i was just referencing another schizoid

[spring quail]

fellas im just so happy

[fluid heron]

Women like you specifically

[spring quail]

i want to share my joy with you all

[fluid heron]

fuck you

[nimble thorn]

?

fuck did i do

[fluid heron]

talk

[nimble thorn]

kys

[fluid heron]

Nah

[nimble thorn]

glad for you kiddo

[fluid heron]

https://tenor.com/view/finnish-hospital-kys-gif-27573537

[nimble thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1130188872148598828/1177116768809009242/LettuceLatte_-_1726970951756308798_-_GIF_1.gif

[fluid heron]

Christmas ended I am no longer merry or jolly

[nimble thorn]

its new years

are happy

[fluid heron]

Fuck new years

[nimble thorn]

?

[fluid heron]

To yet another year of dogshit

[spring quail]

i cant wait to call my grandma in the morning

[nimble thorn]

2025 was a great year

2026 seems like a banger too

[fluid heron]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[spring quail]

you make the choice to be bitter the same way you make the choice to be joyous and happy

[fluid heron]

And I'm somehow less happy acting like everything is good

[nimble thorn]

something something happiness is a choice

https://tenor.com/view/nope-im-playing-in-da-pool-pool-job-get-a-job-bunny-gif-12718877347319912057

[fluid heron]

Have to wait for summer to go play in my pool

[nimble thorn]

what does this mean

[fluid heron]

good question

Anyways

[spring quail]

it means its time to accept christ as your lord and savior

[nimble thorn]

indoor pool

[fluid heron]

ah yes let me excavate my basement for a second pool

[nimble thorn]

im sure like 90% of brainfart users have a bible verse in their insta bio

[nimble thorn]

kiddy pool

[fluid heron]

I'm a big kid I can't fit in the kiddy pool

[minor cypress]

[nimble thorn]

two kiddy pools

[fluid heron]

I have a fucking inground pool outside

[nimble thorn]

damn you must be a fat fat fucking racoon

[fluid heron]

And it currently looks like the hulk

[nimble thorn]

jeez

[fluid heron]

I am 120 pounds soaking wet

[nimble thorn]

how tall

[fluid heron]

not

5'6

[narrow sorrel]

Leviticus 18:19

[fluid heron]

my entire family is short

[nimble thorn]

bit thin are ya

[fluid heron]

I did not have good odds

[nimble thorn]

my mom is like 5 feet

my dad is 54

[fluid heron]

thin?

[narrow sorrel]

54 feet?!

[fluid heron]

Collosal titan ass

https://tenor.com/view/attack-on-titan-colossal-titan-gif-25243185

[nimble thorn]

120 pounds at 5'6 is kinda thin no

[fluid heron]

No

[narrow sorrel]

tiny southerners

[nimble thorn]

my dads northern

my moms central

non of us are native southerners