#🎪bruh-fart
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just doing my part in getting access to agartha
What stupid shit did you do to get exiled
^ @vale sand is this factual?
never seen you doing that to me
play league of legends
idk, never was exiled
you sound ok i guess

until I check your accent I'll consider you a fraud
BASED
Literally any time someone in the house or workspace brings the caulk gun
okay?
people say i sound like al pacino
my accent is that bad huh
you're welcome
its like a 3 day trip to the zoo
no idea
somewhat but you're the caged animal
already laid out the rules
Was that the little guy?
a trip is a trip

the say hello to my little friend one
Ahhh
true
That one
gabagool
azu why the hell do you play league
being forced to stay in actual normal channels
damn its a fucking hell
im chinese its like a hereditary disease
Playing league should get you executed by the cartel tbh
so wheres the promised skitzos
@grizzled meadow
Do your opponents post the Tiananmen square copypasta to beat you
no they apparently ask me to vc every month
They want to know which flavour of Chinese you are.
i miss the old brainfart
floridian according to wind
no more Osaka, Stella, thebad cook
gotta know, is he assembling the phones or is he working in a cobalt mine
why did stell get booted
no one booted anyone, that user just decided to "lurk"
boowomp
left on her own accord
they moved that to vietnam now after the tariffs, we all now deliver packages with drones
Or if he is a CCP spy.
You gotta know.
with that social competency?
that should be ruled out right away
blood releasing a ccp spy into brainfart like a bioweapon
Azu told me, Xi Jingping looks like Winnie Pooh and hates the CCP
be useful for once, get me the samsung tac list, i don't wanna go search it for myself
Taiwan Is a country
taiwan is indeed a country
Taiwan is the real China
any file you get from me youll never open
this is bait
right @nimble thorn
Mby someone should report you for anti-party activities and see if you keep chatting here
Hello mr XI?
iedy won't take kindly to you challenging his title of the most racist mod
i am a developer, what did you expect
and posts vids of people dying andn gets awasy with it
a buggy app
Carefully crafted racism lore against the Chinese
ill take that over brainfart exile anyday
Send this mf to the re-education camps
I wish I had an indoor cat buddy so much
still better than brainfart
idk what to tell ya
Then call your local police station
well, wrong person for that one
?
I have contacted ccp , your credit is lowered.
you really cant say taiwan is a real country right azu
it must suck major ass
nice try ccp agent
nice try ccp agent
So they can take you to a re-education camp, because you clearly need to re-learn how to be a proper Chinese citizen
🤯
neither tiananmen square incident
holy moly this shit is scary
obviously not
when you mention taiwan or tainmen square a sleeper agent takes over my pc
damn
then why are you still here?
must suck ass to not have free speech
and i sentenced to clit and ball torture for 45 hours a week at the iphone factory
super tragic
Well I hope they get your ass
imagine playing only 5 hours per week
yall need to get more creative
what a fucking torture
so how many slurs can i get away with here
oh damn 911 jokes arent allowed?
something something george orwell
literally 1984
they arent?
ive seen shit tons of 911 jokes in here
mf got muted for 14 days
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
damn brainfart really is boring
Apparently
china is when bioweapon leaks
i cant believe this shit
i think you're talking about agent orange there
ive seen mods and other crackers do worse and nothing happened
Only when people like you're around

shitposting
do you not know what agent orange is?
and it didn't smell like bitch until you showed up
point and laugh
its called deodorant
pipe down
shit used in Viet by the US
normally xalrider is the only bitch who stinks up the channel
congrats lets send you to saigon
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something something moderator bad
check my bio

Hazmat/tanker
okay heres the funny
Couldn't you have just posted the video 14 days ago lmao
maybe brainfart isnt that bad
Would've accelerated the process
nice
And tetsuo the iron man
@crude oak (mashimaru_) has been banned for reason: 9/11 meme right after 14 days mute, had a good run
SHE KNOWS BALL
Wouldn't be enough character development then

tragedy
Yeah, I honestly don't care but Discord does with their ToS
yeah some bullshit like that
!1984
i see
And with a 600k member server, you can imagine that there's at least a couple of people that would report it
When you help or run a big place like this you kinda gotta be a jerk
if grim got mass reported for neck rope i wouldnt doubt it
w iedy mass report too
although that was deserved
Mass reports don't do shit, mostly the opposite
We should have a bot command for !1894 where it's the guy in the video but he speaks in old time English and has a top hat on
whyd he get a warning for pinging everyone then
I meant more like, mass reporting without a reason, if I were now to take 50 accounts and report you 50 times for something you didn't do, nothing would happen.
If it's a warranted report, one report alone is more than enough
why i prefer the Escape from Pripyat meme channel :3
I doubt that was the reason
can we do xalrider next?
asking for a friend
you know full well they'll never touch cockrider
give yer balls a tug bud
give the good ol ballsack a slurping
Time to invite her over to binge jinroh
lore accurate ghislaine maxwel
he did nuffin wrong
the last unban was in exchange for pipnik's unban
he has some kompromat on grok
or he bribes the moderators with feet pics
must be some real sexy feet
moderators have feet pics from the logs of shit they auto mod
they goon to it all the time
Do not ask what happens in tarkov VC
can't be worse than #stalker-rp-chat
stalker rp chat should have been archived smh
playin dwarf fortress
can i be a child
for like no reason some idiot went mad 2 years ago and just disapeared and his ghost has been haunting us for the past 18 months
just found his body, he boarded himself up in the walls and died of thirst
not in like a little gap, he in the wall in the wall
like the wall is made of him
do the arms fall off this mini?
if not
yet another way huron is better than abaddon
Failbaddon the Armless on his way to Dark Crusade #482
Note that every time Abaddon actually succeeds at anything, another loyalist Primarch shows up
oh hell naw

you have some serious ping
That goes so hard, maybe i'll give DF a try again. I just can't get past the control/layout tism
Your apologies are not accepted, commit stub toe on furniture
what if i dont have any toes
What's df
dwarf fortress
Dwarf fat nevermind

I used to be upset that I can't be bothered to struggle with prehistoric graphics and controls in df and enjoy that kino simulator
and then rimjob dropped
and now I don't need to choose
I want to like DF/CDDA/Caves of Qud but apparently I'm not autistic enough
Yeah rimworld def fills that need for me
yeaaah I'd love to try cdda but not enough autism stat
Caves of qud isn't terrible, i just have to be in a very specific mood for it
also space station 13
some prehistoric game in a launcher of some other game
AND there's 20 other people playing with you in real time while try to decipher it all
Ss14 can't drop sooner
just play ss14
still early access
not autistic enough
probably until we're 30
yeaaaahhhh about that, mister chinese twink...
What do you mean, "we?" I'm already 30.
Don't get old, it sucks.
is this in like a mental fortitude way or like a kill yourself way
Caves of crud seems like something I'd love, I just have such a huge backlog that I feel like I'm cheating myself out of money if I don't play all the other ones first
My library is way too big though. I could probably spend the rest of my life playing everything in there
Whichever allows you to avoid the joint pain
That is the most Chinese thing I have ever seen.
Invest in a comfortable pair of shoes and a comfortable bed. You will spend 4/5ths of your life in either one. Don't cheap out on them
glad to see fellow oldfarts in here
im 31
what was 911 like
I still have some time left 
real
huh, I thought you're younger fiesta boy
👉 👈 is for me?
My brother in Christ, I was 6 at the time
any fellow 40 year olds
did bush read you stories in your kindergarten
my parents were like "oh damn" and then went to work
I was about a week and a half old
Take care of anything between you and the ground. Good shoes, pillow, mattress, car care. Figure out what % your jobs 401k matches and set that. Actually put money in savings. Life too short to sweat what people think, focus on those that matter. Strippers don't love you, food is fuel, only drink during good times, you can't make everyone happy, routine dentists visits, no one cares as much as your anxiety says
strippers dont love you?
noted
words of wisdom
i love how the first fucking gif they used is of him doing that silly ass run away 

I cant think of anything more to infodump, lemme wake up
🤓 akshully invest your savings
do elaborate
im investing them in the casino
thats a good plan
Uhh...50% interest dodge charger isn't a good deal. You can't fix her
I need the caffiene to do its job first
Try again later
💀
doesnt take a genius to figure that out
You would be surprised
Drive an hour around any military base, you will see plenty
do they have a dodge charger because theyre in the military or vice versa?
Young recruits get sign on money, do dumb shit, get ripped off at dealership
Tale as old as time
This shit
what
the things brainfart make me google smh
who hitler?
yeah we made you do this
oh
we put a gun in your head and made you type words
literally yes
just say u wanna search gae porn smh
and this is just some tattooed manhoe
I had to
🇰🇵🇵🇭🏴🏳️⚧️
did you actually searched for bo sinn
Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head
nuh uh
you will get psy oped
"surely there's a reason he posts it so much"
(there was none, it's just gae porn, as per usual)
im his top guy no lie
he's a bottom?
i see
youre not talking about bo sinn
i am not
disco disco ooh ooh
nota gimme a song
any genre/mood?
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suprise me
this looks homosexual
alright bro
it reminds me of a boy from highschool I once knew
nice read
or they cant find anyone else
you still think of him?
heard from a friend who's still in touch they are going through health issues
is all
why do all the crypto scammers use ai shit now

GOD DAMN FUCK
I GOT SO CLOSE TO ASKING HER OUT BUT I FUMBLED AND LINKED A SONG INSTEAD
FUCK
SHIT
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Never link songs. People don't care
BUT AT LEAST SHE LIKES SCAR SYMMETRY
we've been throwing music back and forth for like 4 hours
Oh
way easier cuz its typing words
mid but work awkwardness is gueuhg
if she says no im just gonna end it
end what
Life
just say occasionally "we should go out for a beer"
or something else if she doesnt drink alcohol
no because i showed her the super cool korean bbq place with grills built into the tables
and i didnt ask if she'd wanna go sometime
ping the funkign message where you said that
the fuck
and say "we should go ther esometime"
youre making a storm out of a half full glass of water
"Remember that Korean bbq place?
We should go there"
mans last post was about her liking molchat doma
DO link music
no anxiety, no pressure
its working
jsut casually talking about that
if she says no straight forward she will be rude asf
and you dont want to go out with someone like that
❓
Then just ask if she wants to get Korean bbq
@spring quail buddy ^
naw her saying no straight forward is saving you time
indeed
another reason to not give a fuck about a no
alot of women cant speak for all will try and fleece you for cash and items
if someone rejects you you are rejected
yay
😭
finally
here is hoping she says yes fr
doesnt take a genius to figure that out
chill cracka
What did you say?
"anywho, would you maybe wanna hit up that korean joint sometime?"
but its how it works
hesrightyouknow
Would maybe sometime
Lacking confidence
english literature teacher psycho analyzing internet ask outs
ive been out of the game for 2 years
you asked already thats all that matters
and the 2 years before that was spent with an abusive partner
dont listen to some of these retards
glad you got out of that
if it works it works if it dont it doesnt
Literally just ask her. That's it. Be direct, no horseshit
this
calling people retards is wild lol
Closed mouths don't get fed. Its that shrimple
we do this all the time here
lmao?
can you feed me
myb gang
naw just found it funny cuz its been solid advice so far
Better yet, forget that skank and come over to my place for some beer and kielbasa
I'll start making the sauerkraut
hence SOME of these retards

dont listen to azu (retard)
oh god she texted back
true
i will now lift my phone up

@simple ore @stone blade
serve
its propaganda
This guy is glowing
might be my oddest courier ever
shut up this is my 15 minutes of feeling good
by whom
to make me like brainfart?

tell me how it goes when it happens

this
tell her about brainfart 
maybe dont do that

tell her about how you're a reddit mod
Also a good time to clean out the vodka den
"hey ermmm do you know about this app called reddit"
hey mlady do you know what gooning is
might you be what one might call... a goonette?
An updott for that my good sir.
will you be my goonette for the night? m'lady 
tf is an updott
oh
Clearly you are not a redditor
damn you youngins and your internet slang
sigh
sighhh
Ghost will be in knoxville on jan 24th
literal toddler btw
Ez followup event king
yes you
How old?
ngl that chick goes so fucking hard
you
are you azu
FUCK NO
Ggez
ghost still does tours?
I guess
okay dead ass question
how do i talk some of my old friends out of being chronically online
like mfs spent the entirety of christmas and shit online
remind them they are wasting their lives away infront of a screen and slowly wasting away
every day i see theyre in vc 24/7
Which flavor, andrew tate cryptobro, or tumblr refugee
Lost cause
oh a coomer? 
fair
just like mine , always in vc and post fumos or something

im not exactly on good terms with him
he crashed out when i dated his friend
and then made tantrum about how it should have been him or something
what
it was a while ago
id forget about him tbh
fair
I mean, i cant blame him for not wanting to deal with you there
my bones hurt
he doesnt seem like your friend at all only wanted you for dating
tf did i do
Do you want him to be a friend because you like him
No
Or because its just a really roundabout apology and you feel guilty?
No?
why would i feel guilty for dating a friend's friend
fucker introduced me to him lmao
Did he call dibs or nah?
Oh nevermind im retarded and misred that
did he like him or what
no he liked me
If he didn't, you did nothing bad.
but that was a while back
😭
they're just friends as far as im concerned
That sounds kinda awkward
ur chill
anyway so forget em and move on
noted
Yeah seems way too awkward, unless you really just wanna be friends, but theres always gonna be that past crashout lingering
😭😭😭
we locked in
It'd be easier if it was just a homie you wanna see not be terminally online.
i was pretty good homies with him
hate to see em rot
I'm still trying to narrow down how to unpsyop a friend that got way too into booze and andrew tate bullshit
We're pretty sure hes autistic, but not ready for that kinda news
you're a hero for that ngl
andrew tate specifically or like the whole bp alpha male pipeline
"Yo i have a new business idea selling microgreens, also that cashier at the gas station totally asked me 20 questions and wanted my dick but i'm too gigachad to pay her attention" levels of delusion
Its....very dire.
how old is he?

28, went to highschool with the homie and grew up together.
nah late twenties theres hope
Its been a wild transformation seeing him evolve. Don't go to florida ever
mine was also like yo tate is kinda right but he grew out of it after a short amount
the floridian mind virus strikes again
florida is a cognito hazard
told him mfs can have a few good points but then 90% of his points are ass
doesnt mean they are a cool person
He's a classic case of too much booze + broken heart + broke wallet striking at the right time
wow i agree with 1 thing he said!
fr even a broken clock is right twice
And never bounced back

I think he just gets way too in his own head, gets anxious, leans on quick fixes and projecting confidence instead of being comfy with the uncomfy
here is hoping you can show him the way again
Do Americans unironically go to diff cities and completely adopt their city's "personality"?
Is this real?
Sometimes. The US is incredibly regional
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Classic Jack. Can't remember the year, but it's been a while. Found it on my hard drive. Yes, I work in the advertising industry. No, I had nothing to do with this spot. Sadly. When this spot came out, my art director at the time (I'm a writer) had spent part of his childhood in P...
I hope so. Love the dude to death but its kinda exhausting.
Depends on the person, some people are really impressionable
theres horny weed?
what do ya'lls other friends think
The booze doesn't help, hes already got 2 DUIs.
All on the same page, wanting to help but its an uphill battle so we kinda leave it be.
i see
We've tried just sitting him down and talking, and he is so resiliant that he finds some way to rationalize him not being an issue
Its honestly impressive
Its like an endless season of bleach, theres been so many arcs its hard to keep track of
Oh years at this point.

figures
Its not specifically tate, just the same realm of ideas
Is this your friend
Yeah, old HS buddy
yeah the whole alpha male incel thing
id assume
No I mean the cat
Always grinding for money, alpha male BS, "im him", substance issues, etc
bad break up somewhere in the line?
https://fixvx.com/i/status/2005791190428565957 @placid sail
It might get better, hes supposedly started therapy and just repeating the things we told him for years like its new info
Yeah, bad breakup + dad went to prison for epstein tier crimes he swears he didn't do + lost family business
Theres probably more i've forgotten, its seriously an entire game of thrones series of drama

i guess common issue is how do you help someone who doesnt wanna be helped
cannot contain excitement
The poop cruise from hell
i wonder how many jokes about india are here
oh no

u remind me of when i rped as glowies in gta with my friends 

i know what you are
noo im a normal chatter

😭 what
search glowie and open the first link
looks about right
🇵🇭
what does this mean
type it on ur terminal
what ever happened to mindseye
oh you didnt hear about it for a while
yeah it came out and it was
hot ass
horrible
doodoo
put simply it was ASSSS
No clue. Hes just heavily in the denial phase, just hoping his therapist wakes him up a bit
hope that helps
we pray

it does
they dropped dlcs too for it i think
im surprised it evencame out
Hes really not ready for the "you are self sabatoging, depressed, lonely, and scared to search for hard truths instead of easy fixes" therapy truthnuke
even after all that
YOURE SHITTING ME
im not actually sure go check
just deluxe edition
All i can hope for is an eventual "damn you right", and maybe him drinking way less.
but there is a dlc on its "road map"
have yall got em to go to AA
Not sure, i think his therapist is working on that
His first DUI "didn't count becuase he didn't leave the parking lot" and the 2nd one was never his fault and some bs circumstance
Hes got a while to go before he realizes hes his biggest enemy, i think.

who up playin wit dey worm


🪱

She's playing gorguts too man

can we go back to being orange
Lights used to be more orange? No way!!!!!!
soul vs soulless
blablblbl
2700k for bedrooms and livingroom, 5000k for bathroom/kitchens, 10000k for outside
Thats what im thinking
ah yeah then that works pretty well
Warm lights are cozy, neutrals are clean stuff
They can be neat for an office or gaming den, anywhere else is criminal
the battlestation comes equipped with rgb led lighting technology
Ive seen some setup in a shower, would go hard if its hooked up to a speaker
shower karaoke goes hard
my ex wanted to do this
she called it a gamer shower
😭
idk what kinda relationship u had with ur ex
but uh
thats a pretty big red flag
taking a gamer shower in the gamer bath
huge rgb flag even
huge led strip
gaming wit the led surround sound strip
i have ptsd from this song
im very glad to see the things hanging on the wall are normal
Ngl, rgb shower lights blaring my way with a post workweek shower beer sounds so good rn
not my pic but my friend(?)'s offering this

Do they have a van full of ddr5 ram too
no that would be me
he's in college idk how he affords this imma be honest
Semesterly refund check
fair
Hes an oil prince like you
one story penthouse
Sigh
Alcoholism
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Album style : roots, dub, group vocal (traditional version)
Vocals : The Wailing Souls
Backing Vocals : The Wailing Souls
Drums : Santa Davis & Sly Dunbar
Bass : Ranchie & Robbie Shakespeare
Lead Guitar : Rad Bryan & Chinna
Rhythm Guitar : Robbie Shakespeare & Tony Chin
Keyboards : Touter Harvey & Ossie ...
Me when I get absolutely fucking obliterated while playing paintball
Real
These gummies are way more palatable than regular NAC pills
show g
First thing i see trying to google what NAC gummies are for
I have really bad phlegm in my lungs and throat. NAC reduces the mucous that is usually causing those issues
Used to help autism. Also used to help tylenol ODs. What did they mean by this
I have no idea
helps autism overdose
holy shit
Ahh that sounds annoying as hell
It can actually be quite helpful for dealing with COPD. I think I read a study where 60% of chronic copd parents reported good results after 6 months

Kanye
Gangster Santer
Bethesda retconned all of this beautiful lore
i despise the show so much
when it first came out it was cool
fellas
until i learned about shady sands
and now they are
absolutley butchering all the lore
I believe all pro show comments in any youtube video is a bot
like its okay if you arent a fallout fan like my relatives
they like it
ok cool good for you
but if youve been playing it for as long as i have then like
why?
Saw one about the novac dinosour being in the wrong place (dont really care) but some dumb fucking comment said "omy it must be the great khans overdosing on psycho"
the khans are either enslaved, dead, or up north
Khans are simply dead. Who keeps them alive. I never forgot that they kidnapped tandi
Luckly the show is borderlands the frontier. So we wont get anything educated out of their downfall
wonder who dry is searching for
I'm a brainfart resident now
Shoo offtopicer
Play league of legends in 2018
based on this list you seem wildly out of place







