🎪bruh-fart

[heady crow]

"who tf brought a jbl to the trench"

[simple ore]

[river zealot]

its what it is

had one recently before

eh could be worse

[frail kettle]

how else are we going to blast little dark age??

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[frail kettle]

war IS cool, we ARE respawning, we WILL be making little dark age edits 🌹

[minor cypress]

Theres an fpv footage where one of the dudes is doing the pink guy smile before it goes off

Remixed to party rock anthem

This timeline is wild

[frail kettle]

fucking legend

[stoic girder]

What the fuck is ASD?

[bold kettle]

Me when the waiter says bone appletea and i say you too

[minor cypress]

Brainfart

[frail kettle]

I can never unhear this now

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-im-sayin-like-thats-what-im-sayin-gif-24363099

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-7302064673369468312

[frail kettle]

Ignore the ending thing, I aint buying yt premium to download shit

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-drinking-fountain-lukewarm-water-mods-gif-3195335258168558710

[river zealot]

autism spectrum

[stoic girder]

@narrow lotus

[river zealot]

snitching

smh

https://tenor.com/view/cat-it's-peak-cat-it's-coal-its-peak-its-mid-gif-12295099395828911145

[heady crow]

just wait till you have the same dreams and then wake up to ts

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/squirrel-disintegration-meme-ai-meme-funny-gif-5585270952676380091

[stoic girder]

See you next year buddy.

[heady crow]

new years gift aka being banned from gamma

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-hump-hump-cat-dance-i-wish-gif-654672730734888209

[frail kettle]

It's against the rules to post a meme with the word?

Bro charlie kirk memes are posted here

[stoic girder]

Bro, you think you wouldn't see a bunch of them if you could?

[frail kettle]

It's not explicitly racial though

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-pointing-lebron-pointing-thumb-lebron-thumb-lebron-meme-gif-15467774302322576430

[stoic girder]

Are you expecting the mods to vibe check your memes?

[minor cypress]

The court is retarded

[frail kettle]

Guess not. Was stupid of me in retrospect lmao

[stoic girder]

I'm not defending it.

Just to be clear.

It is what it is.

[frail kettle]

what core is this

[heady crow]

larp im pretty sure

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/reading-a-text-gif-18543550

[frail kettle]

tattoos are fine if theyre tasteful

most people get them before their brain is fully developed so

[quaint ore]

my brain at 3 am for no fucking reason

[quaint ore]

ngl id be relieved

[heady crow]

its your blood memories calling you to die in a european land war

[humble bear]

She’s 50 times hotter with tattoos

[bold kettle]

I will tattoo a barcode and if someone scans it they get spyware and then i steal all their data

[fluid heron]

holy shit i love the hunting horn

this weapon rocks

[humble bear]

I have a shirt with a barcode on it that says not a barcode it’s super silly

[heady crow]

i wasnt, a couple of times the combat engineers were building trenches and so on at first light so my half awake half dreaming state was feeding me tank dreams just to wake up in the tent to do all of that over again

[humble bear]

I’m gonna stuff your head in a toilet

Dweeb

[minor cypress]

Nursing home era is not gonna be kind to these tats

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade

Ousskha we charging now

[frail kettle]

dude i'm looking at graphics cards finally getting below MSRP and just bracing for when stock runs out

I'll give it like a month or two before VRAM prices start taking their toll

[minor cypress]

Ball shavitron 9000

[stone blade]

woah

mine is fully black

and has a little LCD to indicate battery

theres like

multiple different variants of the 1 blade

[low atlas]

Very good pick

[stone blade]

I told him about it

[low atlas]

My mom bought me one when I turned 18

Bless her

[narrow lotus]

Aye we trimmin beard later when its charged

[stone blade]

originally dad bought one when he was in germany for himself

then i got one of my own

to remove my beard

lowkey an awesome trimmer

phillips absolute GOATS

[frail kettle]

is he retarded

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/good-gugga-morning-good-morning-silent-hill-3-heather-mason-gugga-gif-747343349195348129

I wish a tornado took my job away

[prisma venture]

hehe

time for pint today

[spring quail]

I’m taking vodka to work

It’s my Friday

[prisma venture]

hell yeah

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/richer-drinking-vodka-skadovsk-richter-stalker-stalker-2-gif-9117330193623200354

hell yeah simulator

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/demoman-tf2-stblackst-gif-25702555

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/drinking-beer-cheers-gif-13567652

[primal kayak]

I've got the same one

Be careful tho

It can cut off your balls

Or so I heard

[narrow lotus]

[minor cypress]

The holy trinity

[frail kettle]

dude I'm still suspect about manscaped

every single youtuber advertised product like that ends up being abysmal dogshit

maybe not that but idk

[minor cypress]

Its alright, wife got it for me as a gift.

[prisma venture]

what yall even need this for

for your 3 ass hair on your face?

[frail kettle]

what is this shade for

[minor cypress]

Nothing crazy to shill over, but its not bad either.

[minor cypress]

His moustache doesn't connect and hes pissed.

Mine doesn't either

But that shade was so random

[spring quail]

Philips norelco master race

[toxic sundial]

I would not let an electric trimmer near my nuts

[spring quail]

Hairy ball user detected

[toxic sundial]

Nuh uh

[toxic sundial]

smoothest balls in the west

[minor cypress]

They make guards bro

[toxic sundial]

they make veet too its way better

[humble bear]

One time I got blackout drunk and threw my friends one blade out a window

[frail kettle]

Mine does but my beard thins out towards the top of my cheek, so I end up shaving it all off anyway

I could just have the mustache but it makes me look like a computer programmer from the 1970s. Oddly specific but yeah

[prisma venture]

my friend once pissed in his friend boot and jacket

[humble bear]

I once pissed in my own boot and jacket

[prisma venture]

neat

[humble bear]

So im better

[stone blade]

no

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus mine is this one

noe idea which is the newer model tbh

[spring quail]

Inconspicuous water bottle

[stone blade]

must be cold as hell in that room

[spring quail]

Nnaw

[frail kettle]

do i see a g502 in the back

[spring quail]

G502x

[stone blade]

thats not a g502

[stone blade]

regular g502 doesn't have such silver lines

[placid sail]

american name convention is a crime

[spring quail]

Iirc it’s the g502 x plus

My old g502 died

[frail kettle]

Don't wanna be that guy, but why didn't you opt for something lighter?

There are a ton of mouse options nowadays

[spring quail]

I actually don’t like light mice

And my hand likes the shape of the g502

[frail kettle]

Ah

[spring quail]

Back in the day when it was the g700

Then I got a g700s

[stone blade]

@narrow lotus downside of the oneblade

blades are expensive

but last a long time

[prisma venture]

just grow a beard

be chad

[stone blade]

fuck no

[prisma venture]

why not?

[stone blade]

dont like it

personal preference

[prisma venture]

why not

its good

[arctic pawn]

me frfr

[minor cypress]

The inconspicuous well hydrated and clumsy dude at work. Water hits different

[arctic pawn]

i mean it was me frfr

been 2 months since the last time i smoked

[stone blade]

I just prefer a clean shave mate I'm not making u a phd thesis on why I dont like having a beard kys

[frail kettle]

One of the best mouses logitech ever made imo

[stone blade]

logitech know their shit

[minor cypress]

Wait you need to buy replacement blades

[stone blade]

yes mate

the blade of the one blade isn't infinite

???

[spring quail]

My original g700 (the office variant I guess) kept double clicking in battlefield 3 and made me die a lot

[frail kettle]

Facts. I highly reccomend the gpro superlight

[stone blade]

its not made of diamonds

[narrow lotus]

i mean every blade gets dull duh

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[arctic pawn]

my gf, my mom and my female friends says the same shit, that the beard is the man's makeup

[stone blade]

yeah

they can suck a dick then

[arctic pawn]

everyone gets mad at me when i shave it 100%

[frail kettle]

Yeah that's a known issue with the g700 iirc

As they wear

[arctic pawn]

well at least one of them do

[stone blade]

if blades didn't get dull
we'd still be using bronze age blades in our daily lives

but we dont

[minor cypress]

Just get safety razor and buy bulk razor blades.

[stone blade]

no

the one blade is a trimmer

not the same as a razorblade

2 different things

[minor cypress]

Ahhh, nvm that makes more sense.

[stone blade]

there ya go

[arctic pawn]

apparently men without beard looks like a simp incel retarded cracker f word

[placid sail]

out of all shit I've tried this one gave me the cleanest shave

and it's cheapest thing to have

[stone blade]

if i have stubble or w/e or I let my beard grow for more than 2 weeks I use one blade and then if I want I use razorblade for cleaner shave

[frail kettle]

Tbf every mouse will eventually probably run into double clicking issues

[arctic pawn]

like mine

its annoying

[frail kettle]

How long has it been doing that?

[minor cypress]

Cremo shave cream is also goated

[arctic pawn]

2 weeks more or less

i need to change this shit

[frail kettle]

There are a ton of good cheap mice options, the market is good rn

[arctic pawn]

indeed

[minor cypress]

Comes out like a thicker lotion

[arctic pawn]

speaking of which i need to shave the good ol ballsack

[placid sail]

as you may have already guessed, not available in mordor

[minor cypress]

Shave butter is the closest generic thing i can find

[toxic sundial]

finally that time of year I can wear big ass coat

fucken love big ass coat

[arctic pawn]

its hot as fuck in here

i wish it was cold

[toxic sundial]

[frail kettle]

been my whole style since winter started lowkey

[arctic pawn]

KDC reputation status

[toxic sundial]

CCW an entire g3a3

[minor cypress]

Just anything thats not foamy and more of a thick layer

[frail kettle]

yippee!!

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/signalis-ariane-elster-dance-apnoiac-gif-9807235051634731525

[edgy abyss]

hey @stone blade

[stone blade]

WELL WELL WELL

what do we have here

[edgy abyss]

shitter came out as a Riven player, now you deal with him

[frail kettle]

statement of fact

[edgy abyss]

[stone blade]

????

WHY ME

the fk did I do

[edgy abyss]

WE DON'T WANT HIM IN #╟❓general-offtopic

[stone blade]

ok?

good for u guys

I'm off to listen to underground 1 ost

later

[nimble thorn]

I'd rather be in #🚽сральня🚽

Fuck you

[arctic pawn]

[edgy abyss]

[fluid heron]

Fucking power went out again and it's asked me for but locker code

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[fluid heron]

I've never seen that shit in my entire life

[arctic pawn]

apparently you have no option (brainfart exile)

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[minor cypress]

Many such cases

[nimble thorn]

Boxbox is my goat

[arctic pawn]

oh this shit is a russian/uk brainfart version?

nice

[nimble thorn]

You can oppress the man but you can't stop the movemnt

[arctic pawn]

i wonder if ukranian and russian are kinda like spanish and portuguese

[edgy abyss]

Azu doxxed

[nimble thorn]

( I don't even play league)

[arctic pawn]

with some similar words

[simple ore]

i would buy nitro for whoever kills this man

[nimble thorn]

Anyways back to #🚽сральня🚽

[edgy abyss]

[arctic pawn]

caught 4k

[tidal trellis]

[arctic pawn]

bro plays mad league

[nimble thorn]

Stay broke to act rich you'll never understand

[arctic pawn]

nice argument, cracker

[minor cypress]

Don't learn what happened to Sneaky

[simple ore]

ik

[edgy abyss]

bitch I'm a furry, I am literally incapable of being broke

[simple ore]

the pizza sivir cosplay and it's consequences

[arctic pawn]

[simple ore]

shit went outside the league community

[nimble thorn]

Give me money fat ass

[arctic pawn]

i think furries are worse than league players

[edgy abyss]

https://tenor.com/view/gohine-hohino-no-hohineee-gohineee-gif-17792172174678204487

[minor cypress]

I remember when he was just a funny shitposter. Then the pornrot got to him

[arctic pawn]

btw i opened commissions @edgy abyss

[frail kettle]

Epstein vs Diddy ass situation

[edgy abyss]

send portfolio

[arctic pawn]

its mostly nsfw

are you sure?

[nimble thorn]

This is like showing an African child candy

[arctic pawn]

for realsies

[edgy abyss]

You draw?

[arctic pawn]

yes, i unironically draw nsfw art

i lost all my furry art inside my old hdd

but i have some others that are not furry but nsfw

[edgy abyss]

"lost"

sure bud

[nimble thorn]

So like

[edgy abyss]

[nimble thorn]

50 %of this server draws porn

Cool

[arctic pawn]

not even shitting you

[edgy abyss]

better than being a riven player

[arctic pawn]

but anyways, if you want to see my shit

[edgy abyss]

[nimble thorn]

Cope and seethe

[arctic pawn]

being a furry is not better buddy

[nimble thorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267057004386713610/1445162093862060134/G63DD95XYAEQRuE.gif

[arctic pawn]

do you want to see my non furry art cracka?

im being real

[nimble thorn]

Just send it here and get banned whilst staff goons

[edgy abyss]

meh, I ain't doing anything, sure

[simple ore]

i always hated him lowk

tbh i hated all c9 players

especially that jungler

[nimble thorn]

Is there someone you don't hate

[simple ore]

omega lol

forgot his name

the lee sin player

[nimble thorn]

How do you say every pony in russian

They told me to be an asshole or else I'll get banned

[simple ore]

broxah

[edgy abyss]

каждый пони в русском языке

[simple ore]

he was funny

[nimble thorn]

That's every pony tho

[simple ore]

jankos was also funny

[nimble thorn]

Not everypony

[edgy abyss]

всепони на русском

[nimble thorn]

Okay

Thank

[nimble thorn]

What about packmates

@edgy abyss why is brainfart threads read only

Fix ur perms piss role

[edgy abyss]

[nimble thorn]

Brainfart exiles but can't chat in brainfart

Lowkey just mute me

[simple ore]

lock him in newbies

[nimble thorn]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465398449576083456/553757751688298516/souls.gif

[simple ore]

green role his ass

[nimble thorn]

Lowkey peak

I'll rage bait people

[arctic pawn]

beautiful

[low atlas]

what did you do azu

[simple ore]

play riven

[nimble thorn]

Play league in 2018

[low atlas]

I'm sorry

[nimble thorn]

Also haiii rae

How ya doing

[arctic pawn]

nah its jsut too graphic to send here

i think grimmanima regreted to see my drawings

[nimble thorn]

Show

[simple ore]

i remember the waluigi shit

[low atlas]

Hello cro

[edgy abyss]

I've seen worse

[arctic pawn]

want me to sent it to you?

[edgy abyss]

[low atlas]

I'm quite well, no more university hell

[arctic pawn]

are you sure?

[low atlas]

But the sands swallow me

[arctic pawn]

yeah i bet you did

[nimble thorn]

Sure lemme add u

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1218928967470546996/1447382452401213532/attachment_1.gif

[arctic pawn]

ok

[edgy abyss]

I was there when 2 girls 1 cup was made

[nimble thorn]

Release me

[edgy abyss]

I was there when baiting people into lemon party was a thing

[low atlas]

Not yet, soon..

[edgy abyss]

I WAS THERE WHEN GOTSY WAS BORN

[minor cypress]

Meatspin era

[primal rapids]

So because of snap freezing and other winter tomfoolery, part of my house’s roof is starting to cave in. Very not good.

[edgy abyss]

put a stick under it

[minor cypress]

Pain olympics, liveleak

[arctic pawn]

same

[minor cypress]

How long have we had this lmao

[arctic pawn]

i'm like 31 years old

ive seen alot of bad shit

what unrestricted access to the internet sice 8 does to a mf

[simple ore]

retirement fart

[edgy abyss]

34

[frail kettle]

kids back in middle school when you didn't want to watch literal gore 🥀

[edgy abyss]

[arctic pawn]

damn cracka

and youre furry???

[minor cypress]

Lie to me and tell me 30 doesn't slap as hard as the rumors

[simple ore]

gon have to drop this furry shi in like 2 years dog

[frail kettle]

didn't know I was texting in a senior home gc

[arctic pawn]

what you mean slap

[edgy abyss]

why wouldn't I be? It's a real life money cheat

[minor cypress]

Twink death incoming

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/67-6-or-7-meme-67-meme-rigby-cat-gif-2064240465736086310

[simple ore]

if you don't stop you're bound to be those retards they make 2 hours videos on

[heady crow]

respectable

[edgy abyss]

what?

[simple ore]

you'll see

[heady crow]

yeah i feel that, when i get out of uni its time to drop this whole being queer thing. Ill have an engineer job so no time to think of allat

[frail kettle]

Physical torture or watching a "downfall of ___" video essayist speak for 2 hours. Call it

[edgy abyss]

"Engineer job"

"No time to think"

Bitch all you're gonna see is ass cracks in that profession

[nimble thorn]

Grom

Grim

!grim

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/h2di-puppy-sleeping-going-to-bed-dog-going-to-bed-gif-11495956736830452104

[nimble thorn]

Fuck you

[edgy abyss]

the fuck

[nimble thorn]

Why does the command work

[heady crow]

i love being paid monthly without having to worry about hours

[nimble thorn]

Grim

The commands aren't working

[edgy abyss]

!flop

[nimble thorn]

Fix them

[arctic pawn]

i dont know man i feel back pain, im grumpy as hell way more than before, i look at "hot" girls online and irl and ask myself "where the hell are their parents"

[edgy abyss]

bot dead

[nimble thorn]

!azu

[arctic pawn]

it doesnt feel so "slap" as you say

[nimble thorn]

Damn you grim

[frail kettle]

reminded me that i have to go back in a week.

[simple ore]

!true

[edgy abyss]

!azu2

[frail kettle]

I still havent recovered from some of the classes in the past semester man

[simple ore]

p!gerara

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[edgy abyss]

[minor cypress]

I meant more like it slaps you in the face

[edgy abyss]

the other bot works

[nimble thorn]

Pancake is alive

[minor cypress]

Its joever

[arctic pawn]

oh yeah, definetly

[simple ore]

p!prime supremacy

[foggy mantle]

⠀

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823949622098526278/1455217288809545794/image-31.png

[nimble thorn]

I dont

[simple ore]

can you help a bro out

[nimble thorn]

I asked first fuck off

[arctic pawn]

its like from one day to another all of the sudden God gave you all the negative attributes an old man starts to have

[simple ore]

where

[arctic pawn]

its fucking terrible

[nimble thorn]

The money was promised to me 13 days ago

[stark gull]

If you credit card full info was a phone number what would it be?

[edgy abyss]

I watched them 2 years ago, now I don't

[nimble thorn]

Youyou only has debit

[simple ore]

ion have debit

[nimble thorn]

?

Lies

[low atlas]

wtf do u have then

[simple ore]

no for real

[stark gull]

Why not?

[simple ore]

im off the grid man

[nimble thorn]

My ass

[frail kettle]

cashchad?

[simple ore]

nope

[arctic pawn]

bro owed millions to the banks and avoids taxes

[simple ore]

nothing virtual

[stark gull]

He said on DICKscord

[simple ore]

cash money

[low atlas]

he pays in favours

[nimble thorn]

Bro has a bartering system

[low atlas]

3 milk bags for 1 ram stick

[arctic pawn]

some heroes dont wear capes

[frail kettle]

3? In this economy

[spring quail]

We’re winning today

[arctic pawn]

thank God i have 64GB ram before it got expensive af

[nimble thorn]

Same

[frail kettle]

I be seeing people do ram stick spreads instead of money spreads. Its so over 🙏

[arctic pawn]

thank God i live in a 3rd world country where people are so dumb they dont know the value of my pc

[nimble thorn]

Bro brain fart exile is so ugly

What is this colour even

[spring quail]

Maybe don’t get exiled

[nimble thorn]

Biege?

[spring quail]

Most of us are here by choice

You fucked up

[arctic pawn]

i exiled myself to brainfart

[minor cypress]

I'm going to just ignore it as long as i can, its not my time yet.

[arctic pawn]

i dont go to other channels

[frail kettle]

lowkey makes it worse

[primal rapids]

Grim keeps trying to get me to go to offtopic

[nimble thorn]

My bad piss role didn't learn his top lane match ups

[arctic pawn]

its unavoidable, you will feel it in your bones and soul

good luck

[arctic pawn]

nah it doesnt

[spring quail]

Leagueshitter? You deserve it

[arctic pawn]

literally the best channel

its very god damn entretaining

[nimble thorn]

Wah wah wah

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/driving-in-my-car-right-after-a-beer-asgore-deltarune-undertale-deltarune-meme-gif-3544505773487620571

[nimble thorn]

No wonder brain fart is a punishment

This channel fucking sucks

[spring quail]

Begone

[frail kettle]

Youyou is happy with the shit role, be thankful for what you have 🙏

[nimble thorn]

I scroll up it's all iedy goon

[minor cypress]

DO NOT GO TO OFFTOPIC ISLAND

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-walter-hank-walter-screaming-walter-yelling-gif-26473309

[arctic pawn]

it sucks only when im not online

[nimble thorn]

Unironically true

So where's the funny

[simple ore]

you are

[minor cypress]

Yes yes, brainfart bad, go home we full

[nimble thorn]

I'm hilarious I know thank you

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-toy-story-you-are-a-toy-you-are-a-chud-gif-2887627200340906462

[nimble thorn]

Lol cows are every where we are not exact a dying breed

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/267057004386713610/1445162093862060134/G63DD95XYAEQRuE.gif

[heady crow]

dont have role colours on your name

[nimble thorn]

Agartha memes

[frail kettle]

"Just don't get exiled" brutal 🥀

[minor cypress]

Go debate with sab about why doorknobs aren't heated or something

[low atlas]

I'm here though

[nimble thorn]

Offtopic sucks more

[simple ore]

1+1

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[low atlas]

1*1

[nimble thorn]

How do you deal with these people

[simple ore]

jerk off

[low atlas]

Virtue signal and disappear when the going gets tough

[minor cypress]

I only lurk when brainfart super slow or something randomly niche in offtopic interests me

[nimble thorn]

I see

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/baby-laugh-ai-baby-babyfryingme-baby-sob-folk-gif-18221933230434867320

[nimble thorn]

Virtue signaling is a must need for brainfart

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608300269054197773/1442676079302279168/asphyxiezgeg.gif

[toxic sundial]

larson was the only one Ive ever followed and now hes in jail

idrc about any of the others

[nimble thorn]

Larson's in jail?

Fuck did he do

[toxic sundial]

federal jail

For like the last 14 months

[nimble thorn]

What

[simple ore]

ts happened multiple times

[toxic sundial]

I think threatening a hospital was what finally put him under

like specifically

[nimble thorn]

Fair

[simple ore]

wasn't he arrested before

[nimble thorn]

Multiple times

[toxic sundial]

yeah a few times

[nimble thorn]

Iirc

@glad carbon get me out of here

[stone blade]

azu

[low atlas]

Speed please my topic is kinda off

[nimble thorn]

@sponge

[glad carbon]

what did you do

[nimble thorn]

WHAT DID YALL DO WITH SPONGE

[nimble thorn]

League of legends

[stone blade]

@void lagoon

[glad carbon]

spongie moved to an alt since all her buddies were rancid apparently

[nimble thorn]

WHERE IS SPONGE

[frail kettle]

who up braining they fart

[nimble thorn]

WHAT

[glad carbon]

yeah

[nimble thorn]

SHE ABANDONED ME?

[stone blade]

retarded ass chinese twink

[glad carbon]

nah

[nimble thorn]

SHE WOULD NEVER

[nimble thorn]

Get me out of here ivan

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[glad carbon]

she abandoned me too, i just spent more than 2 seconds trying to get back in contact

[stone blade]

no

[glad carbon]

[nimble thorn]

I mean

[vale sand]

I have 3 options you can choose from,

1. Get muted for 2 weeks
2. Brainfart Exile for 1 week
3. Get banned

[naive bison]

who are these offtopic losers in my brainfart

[nimble thorn]

If someone goes on an alt imm assume they don't want anything to do

So imma just

[glad carbon]

real?

[nimble thorn]

Unironically yes

[vale sand]

No answer is just going to be 4 weeks of brainfart exile

[nimble thorn]

What's stopping the piss role furry from sending me back

[frail kettle]

inter-channel racism?

[glad carbon]

brainfart exile as a joke and then sniper goes retarded and takes it seriously

lmfao

[minor cypress]

Exile him to #💣tarkov-released instead

[vale sand]

I mean, now that I know that you have the exile role, I am going to decide over it

It's funnier that way

[vale sand]

Fuck no

[nimble thorn]

I'm assuming he's in on the joke

[arctic pawn]

brainfart exile dont even feel like a punishment

[river zealot]

oh cmon brainfart for 1 week isnt the same as mute for 2 weeks

make it 3 weeks of exile

[nimble thorn]

Russian brain fart is like 10x better than brain fart

[glad carbon]

you assume too much from a diehard tarkov player

[simple ore]

me and the homies in the agartha bar

[vale sand]

Go back to e cuddling bundle of sticks

[nimble thorn]

3 day mute 2 day exile

[glad carbon]

why did spotify start playing ai slop

[nimble thorn]

Take it or leave it

[frail kettle]

place vs place, Russia

[glad carbon]

@toxic sundial watch ur mouth

[nimble thorn]

At least they're funny over there

[vale sand]

I mean, that is a good deal but let's make it a 4 day mute

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/dean-winchester-blue-steel-dean-winchester-blue-steel-gif-8567659534598739753

[nimble thorn]

(they're not)

[nimble thorn]

3.5

Last offer

[minor cypress]

Give him a small coding project, if chatgpt slop is detected or it doesn't compile, double the punishment.

[toxic sundial]

I should be allowed to say it if it describes me

[toxic sundial]

all I'm sayin

[frail kettle]

it's not a high bar to clear unfortunately

[arctic pawn]

see? snitch ass cracker

[nimble thorn]

I miss when brainfart was fun

[vale sand]

I am not going to run chinese spyware tic-tac-toe executables on my computer

[arctic pawn]

cant trust this mf when he's around

[vale sand]

My network is going to end up being a relay

[nimble thorn]

Smart man

[simple ore]

agartha initiation ritual

[nimble thorn]

Almost gave me another proxy

[frail kettle]

no white monster consumption, unplayable

[vale sand]

Sure, we can arrange that, 3.5 days of mute, 2 days exile

[fading portal]

KICK THESE OFF-TOPICERS OUT OF MY CHAT!!!!!

MODS!!!!

[vale sand]

You'll first sit out the 2 days, then I will come back with the mute

[arctic pawn]

this shit tastes like soap

[nimble thorn]

Sure

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[river zealot]

getting muted is getting out of this to easily

[split canyon]

Invalid time provided, try e.g. "tomorrow" or "3 days".

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/badass-skeleton-banging-a-shield-gif-18308893570587427463

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/trump-art-of-the-deal-cinema-gif-8732415561155942803

[river zealot]

just do a week of exile

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-banging-shield-rahhh-thiccatina-gif-2077174781171827192

[nimble thorn]

Fuck no

[split canyon]

Temporary role added

@nimble thorn has been granted the <@&1023724927532150855> role for 3 days.

[nimble thorn]

This place efhcking sucks

[toxic sundial]

but I'm here

[nimble thorn]

At least it was funny when the schizos were around

[nimble thorn]

You're cool

[toxic sundial]

frota and I will keep you company

[minor cypress]

Were?

[nimble thorn]

Yeah

[minor cypress]

You just picked the wrong hours

[nimble thorn]

Like osaka

And that

Retard

[toxic sundial]

nah they kinda right all the schizos got the boot

[nimble thorn]

Yeah

I miss the schizos

[toxic sundial]

hell Zoro you were gone for like 12 months once

[nimble thorn]

:<

[minor cypress]

True

[toxic sundial]

they made the idiot coral and then started banning the idiots

[nimble thorn]

This chat was also filled with poltical arguments every day

Now it's just goon and agartha memes

[river zealot]

still is

[minor cypress]

Bring osaka and ryry back

[nimble thorn]

Real

[minor cypress]

For new years

[toxic sundial]

still is you just gotta ping xal

[nimble thorn]

Xal isn't real

[river zealot]

matter vs antimatter

[nimble thorn]

He's like the boogeyman

[river zealot]

retard vs antiretard

[fading portal]

ryry would bully most of the people here

[river zealot]

this channel will explode

[minor cypress]

Good, its deserved.

[nimble thorn]

Why is Osaka even gone

[bold kettle]

Second best thing youll ever put in ur mouth

[minor cypress]

And sniper would get more tickets to laugh at

[frail kettle]

They've even clamped down on the racism. Brainfart has gone woke

[minor cypress]

A small dog barked

[low atlas]

Threatened to befriend xal

[fading portal]

threats of rape I think

[nimble thorn]

Yikes

[frail kettle]

You sure

[simple ore]

dawg do you even read

[nimble thorn]

Wait that got her banned?

Oops

[bold kettle]

Yeah

[river zealot]

wasnt even a threat

[frail kettle]

I got something else for u bbg

[nimble thorn]

Did you check what server were in

[glad carbon]

im busier now nota

[nimble thorn]

Fuck you

[glad carbon]

not alot of brainfart time

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/anthony-adams-rubbing-hands-together-spice-adams-vyd3n-meme-man-behind-tree-meme-gif-2569343513927502347

[glad carbon]

ok, take it up with my assistant

[nimble thorn]

Frota I hope you bite your tongue whilst chewing

[glad carbon]

i gotta schedule it

[nimble thorn]

Genuinely

[arctic pawn]

yeah fuck you frota

[glad carbon]

i hope you bite ur dick while chewing

[arctic pawn]

i hope your mom enters your room while youre masturbating

[nimble thorn]

Wah you dont play games with me wahh
Also frota when I ask him to play games

[naive bison]

Feel like shit

[glad carbon]

[naive bison]

Popped a kirk 30

Tryna fall asleep

[frail kettle]

a what now

[nimble thorn]

Tf is a Kirk 30

[glad carbon]

you're gonna pop a vessel in ur neck bro

[naive bison]

[fading portal]

you never had a kirk 30?

[naive bison]

I forgot you guys aren't in tarkov vc

[glad carbon]

sleep on ur side

[naive bison]

I've been on randm hypotheticals recently

[nimble thorn]

@toxic sundial be my replacement frota for 3 days

[arctic pawn]

when youre feeling like shit, keep in mind that frota exists

[naive bison]

What would you do if a dealer offers you a kirk 30
-a what?
And he hands you a perc shaped exactly like charlie kirks head

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

Would you still taie it

[fading portal]

yeah

[frail kettle]

fuck yeah

[fading portal]

because we are kirk

[naive bison]

Motivation to get better

[nimble thorn]

Counting or not counting scav violence

[arctic pawn]

absolutely

[naive bison]

I imagined dealer giving you a kirk 30 like that scene in smiling friends

[arctic pawn]

goes hard

[naive bison]

Where mr boss gives Alan a small version of himself

"I want you to have it"
"I don't really want it"

https://tenor.com/view/smilingfriends-boss-tiny-hands-up-season-2-gif-12296056204251662294

And its a lil kirk guy

[naive bison]

Ok I disavow

Don't have to reference

That

[prisma venture]

ITS OUT

[naive bison]

When mentioning the guy

[naive bison]

What

[nimble thorn]

Scav on scav violence is no joke bro

[simple ore]

kirk 30 and obama ecstasy is a crazy combo

[fading portal]

xal mind games

[simple ore]

vanilla and chocolate mix

[naive bison]

Dick Cheney viagra

[naive bison]

What

[fading portal]

yeah I heard it has quite a kick

[frail kettle]

yall never had a biden blast like I have

[arctic pawn]

literally plagiarism

[minor cypress]

Bill clinton astroglide

[arctic pawn]

bro took the pimp my ride logo

[naive bison]

Like the shotgun to his shoulder when he shot his friend while hunting

[naive bison]

What is astroglide

[fading portal]

so trve

why did he do that

[simple ore]

i think it's done on purpose

[deep topaz]

Lube

[naive bison]

Idk lol

[minor cypress]

Diddy fuel

[naive bison]

I c

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1208803580442714142/1245144936207356002/caption.gif

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

wtf ru posting

@narrow lotus

[fossil swan]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1436406412950634727/togif.gif

[arctic pawn]

the floyd move

[frail kettle]

Mods have probably posted worse tbf

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/пригожин-gif-2730111336305269567

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

No thats not fair
She didnt say she was gonna rape me
She said I deserve to get raped

[fading portal]

oh I see

[simple ore]

snitches multiplying by the day mang

is it a rule for tardkovians to snitch

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[stone blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029824156289732649/1454549002287710259/IMG_20251227_205733_173.jpg?ex=69537812&is=69522692&hm=ab7e81e3bf801ce441357b4d07ce7d9e3ae4db0101154ffcb5d7e700226c58b0&

[thorny folio]

scottish

[arctic pawn]

i dont know how this is less worse

[naive bison]

We all know he's gonna add it to his goon folder

[minor cypress]

This is what they really create in tarkov vc

[toxic sundial]

me too

I have like no time these days

[thorny folio]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-covering-mouth-stream-scary-speed-scared-gif-3435748839023247479

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-coin-joe-coin-emotiguy-emoti-guy-gif-5950636071310089815

Keep your mouth shut, unless you want it to get filled

[arctic pawn]

another snitch besides frota?

[stoic girder]

Cuckrider slid a 20 to a mod.

[arctic pawn]

its like a fucking cancer smh

[frail kettle]

yall seen what's going on in the half life community rn?

[simple ore]

dawg there's plenty more

[fading portal]

whats the point in snitching

[arctic pawn]

yeah nota i will call frota a snitch until im dead

[minor cypress]

@narrow lotus i feel threatened, control your dog

[arctic pawn]

recycle react me all you want

[toxic sundial]

ok

[simple ore]

this shit became so unfunny

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

He's the guy in the Epstein files

Also, cancer.

[frail kettle]

Entering the hl subreddit rn is like a portal to the 6th circle of hell

[simple ore]

we went from funny hopium meme to hollow tard posting

[prisma venture]

thats the da baby meme?

[fluid heron]

That's flight

driving the jordan

[prisma venture]

never heard of her sorry

[frail kettle]

It was pretty obvious they weren't going to announce hl3 anyway

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/yummy-tongue-flight-flight-reacts-excited-gif-17057509

[naive bison]

Post the one with druski in football uniform

[frail kettle]

Its never coming out

[prisma venture]

some susspect i see

[simple ore]

it was a joke

now redditard will run the joke to the ground

as usual

[frail kettle]

Nah a good portion of people were taking ts seriously

[simple ore]

not at all

[fluid heron]

You would be surpised

[nimble thorn]

[fluid heron]

Mfs out here are desperate

[simple ore]

yea but not the majority

[fluid heron]

for anything half life

[simple ore]

most people know it's not coming out

[naive bison]

Disavow disavow disavow

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

[simple ore]

i bet most of them never played half life

[nimble thorn]

You under estimate retards

[frail kettle]

Saw this post, immediately cried pissed and came simultaneously

[arctic pawn]

i played half of it

[bold kettle]

Ah shit i cropped out the best part

[simple ore]

badum tss

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-funnt-cat-black-cat-sleepy-cat-gif-16409614852005252877

[minor cypress]

The white names are healing

[simple ore]

retards who run jokes like these to the ground usually never touch the source

[minor cypress]

[simple ore]

just look at any game max0r made a video on

[bold kettle]

There. Woah jacks

[toxic sundial]

ok :3

[frail kettle]

you gotta try hl2 vr mod if you havent already. You literally just download it on steam

[nimble thorn]

Yippie!!!

[toxic sundial]

I'm not nearly as cool though

[simple ore]

don't have vr

[nimble thorn]

Not exactly a high bar

[naive bison]

@toxic sundial I fucking hate you both

[nimble thorn]

Who are you?

[toxic sundial]

I'll always accept you xal

[naive bison]

Are you in the negatives?

[naive bison]

Who the fuck are you?

[nimble thorn]

Xal tries a bit too hard to be a tsundere

[frail kettle]

fine then. I condemn you to path traced slop half life 2 at 3 fps

[nimble thorn]

I don't fucking know you tell me

[simple ore]

why would i play slop life rtx

plenty of good mods to play

[nimble thorn]

Like?

[simple ore]

played dark interval recently

[toxic sundial]

fully modelled

[nimble thorn]

Dark interval is a 6/10

[toxic sundial]

anyways what's that half life mod where you're the combine guy

[simple ore]

🥀

[frail kettle]

what if we like.. took an old game with a defined art style / art direction.. and put ray tracing on it

[toxic sundial]

that was p.good

[minor cypress]

How did it come out even worse

[simple ore]

entropy zero

[nimble thorn]

This is so bad

[naive bison]

Boss baby

[simple ore]

a sequel and an offspin expansion are in the making

[toxic sundial]

Sequal already came out

[simple ore]

no

[toxic sundial]

Yes

[naive bison]

Spinoff*

[simple ore]

sequel to ez 2

[nimble thorn]

My bad for intruding upon thine circle jerk

[simple ore]

retard

ez 3

[toxic sundial]

Ah a sequel.to the sequel

Yes of course

My mistake

https://tenor.com/view/paul-allen-willem-dafoe-patrick-bateman-american-psycho-chad-uv-uk-ondi-gif-27368842

[simple ore]

yes yours dumbass

ez 2 was out for like 2 years now

[nimble thorn]

1023724927532150855

[frail kettle]

take this with you, it might help you cope for a little bit

[simple ore]

scrap that we're bordering 4 years since ez2 release

[nimble thorn]

Offtopic is Epstein island

Brainfart is Diddy party

Pick your poison

[simple ore]

ain't no party like a diddy party

[frail kettle]

when brainfart is

[nimble thorn]

Predcel

[simple ore]

im an og diddy hater
before that shit came out

he ruined most of biggie's songs

with his corny ass lines

[nimble thorn]

Unironically true

Rare youyou w take

[frail kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[naive bison]

I hate diddy
v
v
Translating
v
v
He didnt take me shopping

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/gülmek-komik-gif-12950352696137374051

[arctic pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/grotesque-steve-steve-bo-sinn-bo-sin-freaky-gif-6081185811498479613

[nimble thorn]

Is this chat just Instagram humor

🥀

[arctic pawn]

i dont even use instagram

[naive bison]

If you dont like it you can close your eyes

[arctic pawn]

neither tiktok

[fading portal]

leave the server at this point

[nimble thorn]

Yes or no question bbg

[arctic pawn]

only good ol facebook

i shit you not there is alot of good shitposting there

[nimble thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-little-boss-gif-alisa-gif-13848696231450068241

[frail kettle]

we only watch the freshest YouTube shorts slop here gng ♥️

[bold kettle]

its true, we dont even have a swimming pool

[glad carbon]

@nimble thorn @toxic sundial

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1360826744789274644/1453515749132865577/lunaistabby-cat.gif

[arctic pawn]

pool's closed

[nimble thorn]

Luna car

[fading portal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/407911096717148162/1210693663093690378/togif.gif

[nimble thorn]

Mossad hq

[simple ore]

youtube shorts got some new tech

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-chicken-nuggets-fox-hungry-ill-take-that-gif-13568078

[frail kettle]

I'm from Tel Aviv and this is my channel 💪

[frail kettle]

gatekeping

[fading portal]

bad crop

[simple ore]

cause it's not an image

it's a short of a still image that you can link and it appears like that

[nimble thorn]

Ungatekept

Does dandy still post here

[simple ore]

@high wing

[fading portal]

no

we killed and ate them

[nimble thorn]

Phew

Good

[arctic pawn]

he was delicious btw

[simple ore]

you can't do that

[nimble thorn]

I hated that grandpa

[simple ore]

trust

[nimble thorn]

Old people amirite

[deep topaz]

Repost

Because small

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027319670203744338/1046961560662331422/attachment-8.gif

[fading portal]

https://tenor.com/view/crackhead-back-flip-meme-memes-1dollar-gif-25475492

[frail kettle]

you lowk just be interacting with ppl in this server and find out they're like 79 years older than you and feel like a toddler

[nimble thorn]

Fuck I forgot the speech bubble again

[nimble thorn]

Everyone here pushing 40 for some reason

[frail kettle]

I guess it makes sense since this is a modpack for an uncslop game

[bold kettle]

im down i need a medic ahh

[nimble thorn]

Notary do a silly little dance for me

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[simple ore]

superhero landing

[nimble thorn]

Incredible

Thank you

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/superhero-landing-deadpool-gif-20311709

[bold kettle]

Oh yeah i see it too

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/full-stop-punctuation-dolphin-muzzle-please-go-check-outside-your-home-dolphin-man-mewing-gif-10748610832916328850

[nimble thorn]

Full stop punctuation

[fading portal]

he's using armour lock

[gilded bronze]

farts

[frail kettle]

brain

[fading portal]

cats are so overrated

why cant you like fish

I love fish

[frail kettle]

sharks are pretty sick lowk

[arctic pawn]

i beg to differ

[fading portal]

but my cat is russian

and it watches gore on telegram

[frail kettle]

where is the "russians when you dont want to watch gore for 49 hours" meme when you need it

[fluid heron]

How many people would you kill for a single Philly cheese steak

[simple ore]

2

[frail kettle]

random people?

[toxic sundial]

and the rockets red glare

[fluid heron]

Sure

[simple ore]

questioning it
you lost the sandwich

[fluid heron]

well say random people

[frail kettle]

fuck

well uh

[fluid heron]

14

Final answer

[frail kettle]

🤝

[simple ore]

i'd kill 3

[frail kettle]

I already lost the sandwich so

[simple ore]

do it for the love of the game

[fluid heron]

Asking this question because I just ate a Philly cheese steak and it was pretty good

[simple ore]

i had a panini and it was pretty good too

[fluid heron]

Philly cheese steak got all the things I fuck with