good game, devs need to be beaten with baseball bats
#🎪bruh-fart
toxic sundial
bold kettle
I mean they didnt last long thats all i know
drifting mantle
I believe so, not sure who writes "the duden"
But they have implented a lot of this bullshit
lost tartan
I mean they didnt last long thats all i know
that too
upper gulch
bold kettle
But why were they worse what happened
bold kettle
man, i want to turn on the airfryer but i dont want to wake up the neighbors
stupid ass 70s paper wall building
drifting mantle
Based Newbie
drifting mantle
man, i want to turn on the airfryer but i dont want to wake up the neighbors
Just make a loud natural sound
That is louder than the air fryer
bold kettle
Just make a loud natural sound
what sound
drifting mantle
what sound
You have a mouth? That's pretty natural. Just scream, doesn't get more natural than that
bold kettle
hmm
drifting mantle
Neighbours will think you got some game and won't disturb you
bold kettle
exactly, 2 birds one stone
toxic sundial
narrow sorrel
man, i want to turn on the airfryer but i dont want to wake up the neighbors
do you live in switzerland or something?
prisma quartz
yo what mice are you using?
G305
bold kettle
germany
prisma quartz
it's not expensive, takes a very long time to deplete battery
bold kettle
i miss my g305, i should get another one
i ordered a few mice and im just going to sell the ones i dont like on ebay
drifting mantle
foggy monolith
drifting mantle
The amount of Germans in this channel is too damn high
@placid sail
upper gulch
The amount of Germans in this channel is too damn high
fr
i feel like im in germany
or sarajevo
bold kettle
yeah
upper gulch
maybe not sarajevo theres not enough turks in this channel or saudis
drifting mantle
@stoic girder @simple ore
simple ore
bold kettle
they do say that yeah
placid sail
The amount of Germans in this channel is too damn high
it's okay there's much more extra americanoids here than germans
upper gulch
we need more asians
placid sail
we need more irish
storm stream
it's okay there's much more extra americanoids here than germans
Plenty of Slavs too
placid sail
mf this whole modpack is a portal into slavic dimension
you're the guests here, not us
storm stream
exactly
primal kayak
radiant charm
fading portal
yeah turns out bows dont work on full ceramic plate
fading portal
turns out CE gives tribals explosives
I found this out when they nuked my monkey
and blew up my walls
thank god for coke
primal kayak
The drink or the powder?
primal kayak
Idk maybe they drank too much coke
Maybe they snorted too much coke
Maybe both
Btw why do tribals have bombs when you only got bows
Or did they have bows?
primal kayak
Nice
feral kiln
high wing
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1446600294677876919/jo...
bravo six going jolly
tight trench
Could you not be more obvious, Borka?
simple ore
hunting borkas instead of deer
tight trench
MF planning on stealing someone’s personality from roofs server.
placid sail
placid sail
pretty sure that's a thing from where you're around
simple ore
tight trench
hunting borkas instead of deer
Everything matches up. Typing patterns to the images he sends. Lmao
simple ore
Everything matches up. Typing patterns to the images he sends. Lmao
account created 8 days ago 
simple ore
<:hmmtakenote:1045014447690879047>
fallow trellis
so true bestie german language should be abolished
tight trench
account created 8 days ago <:ohno:955140217696837743>
He loves us so much that he’s willing to carry on our wills by being us.
fresh rose
account created 8 days ago <:ohno:955140217696837743>
There is no such thing as a coincidence
placid sail
so true schizo bestie
placid sail
tight trench
There is no such thing as a coincidence
It’s funny because Borka actually lives in Utah and on this alt MF immediately says he lived only in Utah.
brave bolt
rocky geode
simple ore
classic
verbal needle
high wing
damn someone grabbed it immediately
spring quail
solar breach
damn someone grabbed it immediately
Lurkers
simple ore
https://discord.gift/vtjQWdtZ2aKvA939
ok bro
high wing
he redeemed his own gift
simple ore
give me one for 1 year as refund
solar breach
Nah I use basic
solar breach
https://tenor.com/view/harry-potter-harry-potter-memes-christmas-jolly-gif-16924...
gg
primal kiln
https://tenor.com/view/viper-rapper-viper-viper-rapper-stalker-the-zone-gif-2072...
You'll cowards, dont even snort coke
spring quail
You'll cowards, dont even snort coke
we smoke unfiltered crack you stupid piece of shit
primal kiln
spring quail
simple ore
solar breach
Need to download dip mods now
spring quail
whats the water on planet namek taste like
i vote it all tastes like cucumber water
trim shell
i vote it all tastes like cucumber water
agreed
simple ore
minor cypress
https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-z-planet-namek-perfect-loop-loop-gif-2657...
Melon juice
upper gulch
https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-z-planet-namek-perfect-loop-loop-gif-2657...
acid
minor cypress
Im thinking honeydew
primal kiln
upper gulch
its so radical
spring quail
i hate deadfart
every fucking night between 8pm-1:30am yall just drop dead
now tell me your favorite battletech mech
broken sand
stark gull
When they keep asking for ice-cream
primal kiln
stone ore
now tell me your favorite battletech mech
Warhammer and Orion
spring quail
Warhammer and Orion
stone ore
Honorable mention to the Panther
upper gulch
just ask how to not
umbral field
retarded computer; you do not speak my divine tongue
They try to give these clankers personalities to help sell them
little mirage
Vtubers like vedel and his band of teenage fans who just hit puberty are victims of ai psychosis
umbral field
VTubers themselves are a product of something much worse
arctic pawn
solar breach
Google wants my data like a ravenous starving dog
umbral field
Google wants my data like a ravenous starving dog
They're getting greedy, a competitor could take advantage
rocky geode
every fucking night between 8pm-1:30am yall just drop dead
byeah
undone wave
stoic girder
spring quail
Google wants my data like a ravenous starving dog
i cant wait for this fuckass artstyle to die
the people responsible for it need to be roasted alive and pulled apart by a team of 10 of the scariest cartel members using dinner forks
rocky geode
i cant wait for this fuckass artstyle to die
real
solar breach
i cant wait for this fuckass artstyle to die
Soon
spring quail
im sorry
wait a minute
is this the same GM
chevrolet GM
and they made a variant of my goat
solar breach
chevrolet GM
Too busy to answer gooning atm
stoic girder
spring quail
Too busy to answer gooning atm
are you done gooning
solar breach
Yes
And the answer is yes
I don't even know what universe you are referring to but I skimmed that wiki real quick
"Traces roots back to a pre-spaceflight company"
spring quail
battletech
stark gull
Legitimately good (I have no clue what that is)
fluid heron
Their cartoons are the elephant foot
stoic girder
Their cartoons are the elephant foot
fluid heron
Russian cartoons are the most fucking depressing thing ever
solar breach
Labubu looking cunt
quartz ridge
and they made a variant of my goat
i love mecha and shit like that
its so COOL
i love the panzer cops from the Kerberos saga
spring quail
i need to take an acid tab and run back on the kerberos stuff
i tried watching the red spectacles and fell asleep
quartz ridge
what.,......
i fucking loved the movies so much
usually i have a low attention span but somehow i watched all 3 back to back
maybe the cool ass armor and mg42s kept me interested
spring quail
i was already drinking and smoking so i just died
spring quail
maybe the cool ass armor and mg42s kept me interested
i refuse to de-kerberos my helldiver
i always take the mmg
solar breach
MMG is good
Personally I'm an engineering kit plus HMG diver
The ground breaker armor is fantastic
spring quail
i havent touched helldiver since summer
quartz ridge
ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE SEWERS!!
solar breach
i havent touched helldiver since summer
You missed oshaune
Be glad
It was worse than the creek.
fluid heron
When I realized 50 percent of the weapons are locked behind paying for them I stopped playing
deep rock the superior pve horde shooter would never
rocky geode
yeah paywall gae
solar breach
When I realized 50 percent of the weapons are locked behind paying for them I st...
You can grind for SC but the grind is cancer
spring quail
When I realized 50 percent of the weapons are locked behind paying for them I st...
i had a friend buy hax and he duped me like 20k SC
so im just sitting on that
stoic girder
Anyone here who watched Farscape?
fluid heron
40 bucks to spend more money to even start to unlock a fraction of the actually good weapons
fluid heron
Deep rock is 9 bucks and you can switch to whatever fucking season you want
whenever you want
spring quail
i have it, never really got into it
fluid heron
It's great
all I can say about it
Only shit you can pay for after is supporting the devs
and it has no gameplay changes
solar breach
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7P97b64Q5E
AND IVE GOT FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES
solar breach
Deep rock is 9 bucks and you can switch to whatever fucking season you want
My main issue with deep rock which dosent keep me playing
Is that its sooooo slow when you get to doing overclocks
fluid heron
That is true
fluid heron
For blank matrix cores?
solar breach
If i start playing something else in the mean time I'll just get distracted and play that like always
fluid heron
You need to be able to get blank matrix cores from deep dives
That part is very grindy I won't lie
most of the time you don't really need an overclock
but on max difficulty it feels needed
solar breach
I do not have turret whip sadly
solar breach
I do have a smart rifle oc that makes it fire instantly on lock but is very slow to fire
fluid heron
It's just a weapon perk
solar breach
Oh word?
solar breach
I don't use the shotgun
fluid heron
It melts
solar breach
I prob should though
solar breach
Yeah no shit
fluid heron
It's also more ammo efficient
it consumes 5 per whip and can wipe an entire horde in like 6 whips
solar breach
Engie has never been particularly ammo efficient and that's prob what drove me away from the shotgun at first
I never really sank enough materials into it to make it good
spring quail
the world shall know shrek
fluid heron
solar breach
Lowkey should goon to Caesars legion femboys then go do a legion run
solar breach
What's really funny
Is that
My notif sound is a guitar strum kind of like in westerns
Everytime I say dumb shit and get reacted it plays it
slender rock
masamune shirow?
solar breach
yes thank you yampire
solar breach
i feel like a real cowboy
slender rock
high wing
i feel like a real cowboy
solar breach
https://tenor.com/view/i-wanna-be-a-cowboy-baby-cowboy-vine-i-wanna-be-a-cowboy-...
ancient'
spring quail
rabbits are high in protein
broken pebble
solar breach
legion overhaul is pretty cool
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
and they made a variant of my goat
mechs made by car companies?
spring quail
mechs made by car companies?
you dont understand
my crush is a chevy girl
i have an in on a conversation involving battletech now
spring quail
battle tech the ttrpg or videogame
universe period
grave bronze
i feel like a real cowboy
grave bronze
grave bronze
spring quail
this is not jelly beans
grave bronze
spring quail
carlos is the only one locked in
high wing
what would carlos say
grave bronze
spring quail
grave bronze
slender rock
simple ore
p!gerara
foggy mantle
simple ore
you should invest
rocky geode
you should invest in me
im launching dancoin at this exact moment
its going to the mooooooon
sacred mountain
@dreamy flax is this true
grave bronze
verbal needle
Well bitcoin turned really well for me when I invested in 2008 so maybe dancoin will too
verbal needle
I sold/traded 700 bitcoins when it peaked at 100k
grave bronze
verbal needle
So I'm sitting pretty comfortably
spring quail
alright build an iron man suit or fake
spring quail
im just thinking that many bitcoins
simple ore
gift me 5 steam games or fake
spring quail
can buy me a LOT of camping gear
simple ore
it can buy a lot of steam games
spring quail
im so drunk i tabbed into steam to pull your profile up to check how many you got
simple ore
sacred mountain
spring quail
obviously we are not steam friends
rocky geode
camping gear tops out at a mil unless youre buying military equipment
simple ore
i got like 5 games total
rest are free / family share
spring quail
i have a problem where my brain equals buying a $40 game to buying a snickers bar
simple ore
rocky geode
how is that a brag
if steam goes offline today you have nothing
verbal needle
I have my few early 2000s games I like to play and I'm happy with that
spring quail
so i keep buying shit and not playing it
rocky geode
you paid for 500+ loiscenses
grave bronze
how is that a brag
if steam goes offline today you have nothing
It’s too big to fail, trust
grave bronze
Yes winter does that
toxic sundial
verbal needle
I built a modern pc with a disc drive so I could play my games
rocky geode
ok blackbeard brag is based
rocky geode
u jolly till she rodger
simple ore
simple ore
ok blackbeard brag is based
my ship yet to sink foo
grave bronze
Maxor clip yay
verbal needle
simple ore
he wants to check how arthur is doing
sacred mountain
how is that a brag
if steam goes offline today you have nothing
If the steam ever dares t' fails us scallywag, ye can be assured we shall sail the seven seas
🏴☠️
simple ore
ay ay ay
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438589746745184386/1454988228401828031/g...
redditors would see those images and clap both with their hands and their feet
simple ore
spring quail
If the steam ever dares t' fails us scallywag, ye can be assured we shall sail t...
mfw 40tb backup of gog installers
the REAL issue
is backing up steam workshop mods
sacred mountain
simple ore
i legit keep forgetting there was even a second movie
sacred mountain
Same
simple ore
i only watched the first
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438589746745184386/1455081329568776288/5...
this is the power a thick xeno wife has on humans
rocky geode
i never watched a single one
they are trash
grave bronze
spring quail
this is the power a thick xeno wife has on humans
we've had aayla for decades
sacred mountain
this is the power a thick xeno wife has on humans
p!true
simple ore
this looks like shit
simple ore
no p this time
fluid heron
i might become a hunting horn main
sacred mountain
!true
split canyon
fluid heron
this shit is kinda goated
spring quail
i think avatar is a little overrated
i grew up with the show, so i can understand someone watching it for the first time now
grave bronze
fluid heron
made my fellow hunters shit they pants with the brown note
spring quail
this shit is going in my back pocket
carry a harmonica like a chad
play it before you intrude on a conversation you aren't apart of yet
spring quail
i dont like it because every game has a different iteration
fluid heron
they did the same shit with insect glaive in wilds
but i kinda fuck with it
feels nice to play
whenever you get all your juices you can hold b for a finisher
at all times
even mid combo
simple ore
i might become a hunting horn main
naive bison
i think avatar is a little overrated
fuck you legit
simple ore
here comes the dickrider
naive bison
it's like top 3 animated media that's pg13 or whatever
simple ore
i said overrated not bad
fluid heron
that shit isnt even complicated
spring quail
!!!AMATERASU!!!
rocky geode
it's like top 3 animated media that's pg13 or whatever
this is your worst take yet
spring quail
this is your worst take yet
its not even pg13
spring quail
if atla is pg13 then the boys is NC-17 or adults only
naive bison
TV-Y7
oh so it's even more "safe for thje kids"
@narrow lotus https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBnjniCVGNg
wake up, new funny bird dropped
spring quail
you dont need people to get ripped into pieces to tell a good story
plenty characters die and get killed on screen
clear vapor
naive bison
you dont need people to get ripped into pieces to tell a good story
why are you making my point for me?
rocky geode
same honestly
simple ore
clear vapor
same honestly
mood
spring quail
why are you making my point for me?
because you were so grossly wrong in the first place with pg13
toxic sundial
5f
spring quail
and im drunk
toxic sundial
too fuckin cold
naive bison
because you were so grossly wrong in the first place with pg13
"grossly wrong"
bro you're like
nvm
toxic sundial
my bones hurt
fluid heron
there is a straight genocide in avatar
naive bison
there's no point arguing
spring quail
scary godmother
toxic sundial
there is a straight genocide in avatar
a straight genocide you say
spring quail
there was a sequel
fluid heron
a straight genocide you say
the gae agenda yet again
spring quail
scary godmother went on to have a short spinoff tv show
naive bison
spring quail
god 2007-2009 cartoon network was so goated
naive bison
toxic sundial
the gae agenda yet again
they would never, it's be wiping out the recruiting pool
spring quail
even the weird live action shit
rocky geode
bro you're like
say it with your chest
fluid heron
monster house came out in 2006?
i was fucking 1 year old god damn
shit looks amazing for 2006
spring quail
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD GAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMN 1 year old in 2006
simple ore
https://tenor.com/view/eating-eat-eating-food-monster-h-reginald-gif-23629011273...
remember watching this and the goofie movie at a friends house on dvd
zamn
spring quail
youngin detected
toxic sundial
Bro is like 12 years old damn
fluid heron
im 20
toxic sundial
Get him out
fluid heron
i remember watching dragon ball z on toonami
verbal needle
My birthday year starts with 19
fluid heron
when i was a little jit
fluid heron
you cannot purchase drank
ive been doing that shit since i was 16
toxic sundial
My birthday year starts with 19
scenic field
i remember watching dragon ball z on toonami
getting blasted by those cool early 2000s recruiting commercials
rocky geode
i was fucking 1 year old god damn
child
fluid heron
hell yeah
toxic sundial
you cannot purchase drank
fluid heron
that shit worked on me too i wanted to be in the army as a child
toxic sundial
hate underage drinking I would never commit a crime
fluid heron
not so much anymore
fluid heron
hate underage drinking I would never commit a crime
uhhh my dad offered me beer im 16...
spring quail
<:CluelessBlind:1364646541650038876> <:CluelessBlind:1364646541650038876> <:Clue...
when i was 18 i had an ex that was 24
she kept giving me drank and stealing my shit
naive bison
verbal needle
when i was 18 i had an ex that was 24
rocky geode
when i was 18 i had an ex that was 24
mommy
spring quail
mommy
she's like 4 foot 11 and got charged as a child when we went to go see a movie once
spring quail
short stack thief
verbal needle
Should've recorded some midget porn
spring quail
easy substitute for a football
verbal needle
Hot commodity
verbal needle
When I was in my 20s I had this 33 year old hit on me
rocky geode
i wanna get groomed by a cougar
fluid heron
When I was in my 20s I had this 33 year old hit on me
goals
rocky geode
When I was in my 20s I had this 33 year old hit on me
goals
fluid heron
im in my 20s trying to get a sugar momma
spring quail
when i was 21 i had my 30 year old general manager get on me about a situationship
best 3 days of my life
worst 4 months after
rocky geode
30s, still trying
minor cypress
we've had aayla for decades
And she was a good friend
verbal needle
I'm 31 now and all the women my age have kids
fluid heron
fuck this old ass loser
toxic sundial
I don't think I'll ever be happy
verbal needle
And she was a good friend
39 times...we fought that beast
rocky geode
I'm 31 now and all the women my age have kids
neither of my girlfriends have kids
nor my fwb
absolute win
spring quail
im trying to get with this one tall girl that writes and reads books
i did end up getting her phojne number
verbal needle
It had a chicken head with duck feet
fluid heron
when i worked at my old job there was this girl who had a kid and her old boyfriend used to beat the shit out of her and she would just text me with schizophrenic meltdowns and to come fuck her
made me very uncomfortable
rocky geode
yikes
minor cypress
getting blasted by those cool early 2000s recruiting commercials
The americas army and black hawk down games were solid psyops too
rocky geode
i bet that thang went crazy tho
verbal needle
when i worked at my old job there was this girl who had a kid and her old boyfri...
She just need a dopamine hit
rocky geode
true
simple ore
guys i think i like astrology now
spring quail
i just be trying to cultivate healthy relationship
fluid heron
fr
minor cypress
she kept giving me drank and stealing my shit
I'm not licensed enough to tell you what you should know by now 
simple ore
solar breach
when i worked at my old job there was this girl who had a kid and her old boyfri...
Huge win
spring quail
i really like this girl she wore a wood camo chevrolet hoodie the other day
fluid heron
she was flirting with me first and then just went full schizo
spring quail
I'm not licensed enough to tell you what you should know by now <:kekl:105307619...
well im 26 now
fluid heron
my boner immediately dropped
solar breach
It's very iffy
rocky geode
she was flirting with me first and then just went full schizo
thats all women
youll get used to it
solar breach
Mods love to make up rules, pin them 30000 messages up, and then insta link them
verbal needle
Yall post Hitler save me shit all the time
fluid heron
thats all women
i dont think i will
minor cypress
39 times...we fought that beast
Sometimes we got the whole 501st to run a train
fluid heron
i think im still gonna be in the homies butt till i die
simple ore
rocky geode
so true bestie
grave bronze
minor cypress
when i worked at my old job there was this girl who had a kid and her old boyfri...
Sounds like bipolar behavior, def avoid or go and have an escape plan
fluid heron
so true bestie
verbal needle
Sometimes we all got a chicken head duck footed woman waiting for us, yea she's waiting for us, waiting for us in the bushes of love
fluid heron
Sounds like bipolar behavior, def avoid or go and have an escape plan
i never like pursue relationships
its always bipolar women getting my phone number through a friend
rocky geode
being a woman is a sign of bipolar
fluid heron
maybe hang out with other people
nah cuz my friends will always tell me after that she just thought i was cute and asked for my number
naive bison
tauruses run the state
simple ore
gal gadot is there so
minor cypress
its always bipolar women getting my phone number through a friend
The homies are just farming stories to be told at 3am around campfires and beer at this point
simple ore
the queen too
solar breach
i never like pursue relationships
I have feelings for a friend but I suppress them because I don't know how to talk to women. 
spring quail
nah cuz my friends will always tell me after that she just thought i was cute an...
it wasnt until after i cut my "friends" off that i took off financially
now im happy
fluid heron
fucking love my friends
naive bison
my recommended are so fucking cooked.
fluid heron
always got my best interests in mind
solar breach
it wasnt until after i cut my "friends" off that i took off financially
Dropping off the face of the Earth and ignoring all communication didn't actually improve my financial state
spring quail
always got my best interests in mind
i used to think this
rocky geode
fucking love my friends
and their butts
fluid heron
nah but they do
fluid heron
and their butts
real
verbal needle
All my friends I had irl died
I have a few out of state friends and maybe like 1 friend left from the army
spring quail
i had to drop them like the last fortnite battlepass
quartz ridge
my recommended are so fucking cooked.
been bumping "i don't know" agarthan remix for the past few weeks
spring quail
new friend battlepass dropped
fluid heron
I have feelings for a friend but I suppress them because I don't know how to tal...
i dont know how to talk to women because the only time i do they are having a schizo meltdown in my dms
verbal needle
i dont know how to talk to women because the only time i do they are having a sc...
Win
minor cypress
my recommended are so fucking cooked.
Same
naive bison
been bumping "i don't know" agarthan remix for the past few weeks
search up (instagram remix)
for a true agarthan banger
fluid heron
or i work with them and just insult and berate them the entire time
quartz ridge
search up (instagram remix)
its called nightcore
but thats the video ive been listening to
naive bison
the visualizer is the burgerking hat guy flying to agartha
quartz ridge
that is the title
naive bison
solar breach
Xal is a newgen confirmed
spring quail
or i work with them and just insult and berate them the entire time
you need to change the people around you if this is the norm holy shit lmao
naive bison
its called nightcore
oops i meant search up "cala bonita (instagram remix)"
ill just dm it to you
fluid heron
you need to change the people around you if this is the norm holy shit lmao
me and my friends chill out and go hang out with eachothers families and shit
quartz ridge
oops i meant search up "cala bonita (instagram remix)"
thank you my fellow mossad agent
fluid heron
people at work are always fucking isnane
rocky geode
what do you do for work
fluid heron
it work
i mostly work on hardware
software is a fucking foreign concept ot me
im just fixing shit some dipshit broke
minor cypress
people at work are always fucking isnane
Coworkers are 99% wanting to forget their existance as soon as i clock out, and 1% actual homies you can bullshit with
fluid heron
none of my friends are from work
minor cypress
And would both be immediately fired over if the group chat leaked
spring quail
Coworkers are 99% wanting to forget their existance as soon as i clock out, and ...
the 0.5% of that 1% is people waiting to backstab you
fluid heron
its all people i went to highschool with and hang out with to this day
solar breach
Wow it sounds like yalls work life sucks
fluid heron
Wow it sounds like yalls work life sucks
work aint fun
spring quail
i just put my head down and work
solar breach
It's a good thing my only coworker is my grandfather 
spring quail
i got 30+ year old highschooler mentality shitters for coworkers
fluid heron
all my friends i was smoking weed with in the bathroom at highschool
solar breach
I still haven't smoked weed
fluid heron
I still haven't smoked weed
dont start ig
rocky geode
Wow it sounds like yalls work life sucks
bro i work at a casino
i have to work about 30 mins of a 12 hour shift
rest of it is watching youtube and ordering doordash
u don't know shit
fluid heron
like its not bad to smoke weed but if you dont smoke it just dont start ig
rocky geode
weed sucks do cocaine
solar breach
I've had codeine and buddies are gonna offer me shrooms soon
rocky geode
leannnn
fluid heron
i tweak on shrooms
cant do em
always ends up with my friends having to lay with me and watch youtube until i stop freaking the fuck out
quartz ridge
howit feels beinga grown ass man and never have even smoked
minor cypress
Most my coworkers either have kids my age, are super autismo, too anxious and new, or equally burnt out and just wanna go home
rocky geode
I don't do hallucinagens
quartz ridge
solar breach
leannnn
Things I've learned when robotripping, stairs are fun, lukewarm pizza is good, flies are very bad
verbal needle
I haven't gone in awhile but I used to go up to the reservation and buy shrooms by the gallon ziplock
spring quail
i just got one thing on my mind
rocky geode
Robo tripping is for children and homeless people
spring quail
i GOTTA get with this girl
fluid heron
is she insane?
solar breach
Robo tripping is for children and homeless people
Tbf I was legally a child then
fluid heron
ok get with her
verbal needle
Is she a clown girl
fluid heron
TALL?
spring quail
she looks like aspie
verbal needle
Who's into ICP
fluid heron
GET WITH HER RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
minor cypress
bro i work at a casino
i have to work about 30 mins of a 12 hour shift
rest of...
12hr nightshift IT, 99.999% of my time in here is on the clock
fluid heron
fuck with tall women heavy
rocky geode
12hr nightshift IT, 99.999% of my time in here is on the clock
what about the 1%?
solar breach
12hr nightshift IT, 99.999% of my time in here is on the clock
Are you important shit IT or just helping retarded old people with menial tasks IT
fluid heron
Are you important shit IT or just helping retarded old people with menial tasks ...
im the latter
spring quail
shes barely taller than me and i want to see her in a dress and heels so bad fellas
rocky geode
shes barely taller than me and i want to see her in a dress and heels so bad fel...
go off king
sacred mountain
Fucking autism speaks logo
fluid heron
most ill do is flash a bios or swap out some faulty ram
minor cypress
Are you important shit IT or just helping retarded old people with menial tasks ...
Cybersecurity, so imporant shit no one outside your dept takes seriously until things are on fire.
fluid heron
other than that it is some fucking retarded shit
solar breach
Cybersecurity, so imporant shit no one outside your dept takes seriously until t...
Ah yeah
rocky geode
most ill do is flash a bios or swap out some faulty ram
baby town
solar breach
I should've gone into security
minor cypress
Ehhhhh
verbal needle
Cybersecurity, so imporant shit no one outside your dept takes seriously until t...
Upload bonzai buddy
fluid heron
most ill do is some soldering
solar breach
Now local IT jobs except for security are oversaturated af
fluid heron
its easy and i dont have to think
minor cypress
Fields bloated as shit. And i wish i just had hardware to fix
solar breach
Just gonna work with my hands for the rest of life, keeps me focused more
fluid heron
love fixing hardware
solar breach
Fields bloated as shit. And i wish i just had hardware to fix
I WANTED TO DO HARDWARE
But noooooo
minor cypress
its easy and i dont have to think
Exactly. I yearn for not thinking.
solar breach
Everyone else suddenly wants to as well
verbal needle
I have a flash drive of the nastiest malware, Trojan viruses ever conceived
river zealot
minor cypress
Because 90% of things are routine boredom, 9% is answering dumb questions, and 1% of alerts actually feel good to work and are important.
verbal needle
I just need to be let loose in any data center and it's cooked
rocky geode
Cybersecurity, so imporant shit no one outside your dept takes seriously until t...
hi i downloaded a cool program from cryptolock dotcom
i figured it would help me lock up my crypto safe
why is my computer displaying a wallet address and goastee?
minor cypress
The 1% of incidents that actually rekindle why i enjoy the field is far too rare
sacred mountain
Because 90% of things are routine boredom, 9% is answering dumb questions, and 1...
That %1 must hit like heroin tho
spring quail
do i ask her for a milkshake after work one day?
the first date can't be a super fancy place
minor cypress
That %1 must hit like heroin tho
It does. I'll have whole ass reports done, and the thrill of being right on an investigation i spearhead hits like no other
fluid heron
https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-out-black-guy-tweaking-meme-gif-6022943353035016...
sushi restaurant
verbal needle
I purposely collect malware and modify it
minor cypress
Even harder if my original report gets brushed aside until the senior dudes wake up, confirm what i've been saying the whole time
naive bison
do i ask her for a milkshake after work one day?
bro ur not vincent vega from pulp fiction
spring quail
sushi restaurant
there's a fancy korean bbq joint with like the grills built into the tables i wanna go to
fluid heron
there's a fancy korean bbq joint with like the grills built into the tables i wa...
do that
spring quail
but that cant be the first date its too fancy
fluid heron
listen you gotta go someplace nice first
minor cypress
I purposely collect malware and modify it
Its a cool hobby, i miss my setup.
naive bison
fluid heron
before you start going to fucking mcdonalds to eat
high wing
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1096329337759858718/1455024467951747083...
that was still wild to learn btw
rocky geode
do i ask her for a milkshake after work one day?
milkshake is pulp fiction vibes
nice move king
verbal needle
Its a cool hobby, i miss my setup.
I got some really messed up stuff I've been tinkering on
sacred mountain
Even harder if my original report gets brushed aside until the senior dudes wake...
Ngl, i think the entire years of training and such is for that 1 percent of dopamine hit
Because you realize you actually got good at your job when it happens
high wing
what do you mean 1000 episodes was only season 1
fluid heron
going and getting a gross ass arbys roast beef only happens after youve already established the relationship
spring quail
she seems old fashioned enough. she complimented my barbed wire cross necklace
fluid heron
go someplace nice that wont molest your wallet
spring quail
The this one
sacred mountain
The this one
Mmm yes tetanus
fluid heron
women love shit like that for some reason
naive bison
The this one
ur not dominic toretto
rocky geode
she seems old fashioned enough. she complimented my barbed wire cross necklace
girls don't like dirty mousepads
wash your mousepad
minor cypress
I got some really messed up stuff I've been tinkering on
Any niche stuff, or just standard "run something, fetch c2 slop, ransomware and pray they don't check startup tasks for persistence" routine?
fluid heron
throw that shit in the bath
rocky geode
take it to the shower
fluid heron
im out here showering with my mousepad
sacred mountain
girls don't like dirty mousepads
wash your mousepad
Girls like fat wallets, fill your wallets with paper when you go on a date 
minor cypress
Ngl, i think the entire years of training and such is for that 1 percent of dopa...
It makes the imposter syndrome a little quieter. Then a few months later it creeps back in and I think i know nothing. Keeps me humble.
fluid heron
i need to get a glass deskmat
spring quail
Mmm yes tetanus
the wear on the metal adds to the cool factor
rocky geode
Any niche stuff, or just standard "run something, fetch c2 slop, ransomware and ...
"n-name it like a windows service but put a blank character next to it"
verbal needle
Any niche stuff, or just standard "run something, fetch c2 slop, ransomware and ...
Invisible self replicating Trojan that binds itself to win32 like kernel level anticheats do
spring quail
i honestly didnt notice that til now
fluid heron
stick of cleaning this fucking fabric deskmat
verbal needle
If any part of the virus exist, it will reform
rocky geode
Invisible self replicating Trojan that binds itself to win32 like kernel level a...
UGHHHhhh
verbal needle
You gotta really look for it to find it
fluid heron
any software goes over my fucking head
minor cypress
"n-name it like a windows service but put a blank character next to it"
"Pwease don't ask why calc.exe is making requests to pastebin"
rocky geode
immediately reinstall if i see something eating resources like that
fluid heron
i simply do not understand
spring quail
girls don't like dirty mousepads
wash your mousepad
i need to wash my entire room
like just spray everything down with a 2000psi pressure washer
verbal needle
immediately reinstall if i see something eating resources like that
You gotta buy a new windows key to get rid of it
Full system wipe
scenic field
12hr nightshift IT, 99.999% of my time in here is on the clock
nightshift is best shift for anyjob
rocky geode
im not buying a windows key 😂
verbal needle
And funny thing, it cuts the tether to host so it's completely isolated
rocky geode
and my custom distro takes 5 mins to fully install
i couldn't be less pressed
scenic field
shutup gaz
quartz ridge
in a few years i am going to completely cut myself off of the internet
i will return to tobbaco farming
verbal needle
and my custom distro takes 5 mins to fully install
i couldn't be less pressed
Linux isn't safe either, I have stuff for that too
fluid heron
Going and seeing what my cat is doing drunk as shit is my favorite activity
verbal needle
Even though it's harder to get into
rocky geode
Linux isn't safe either, I have stuff for that too
im talking about a windows distro
quartz ridge
nightshift is best shift for anyjob
i think the most suicidal i have ever been is working night shift hours
rocky geode
(vine boom)
quartz ridge
this entire convo is glowie bait
verbal needle
im talking about a windows distro
Is it on flash
scenic field
i think the most suicidal i have ever been is working night shift hours
doing what
sacred mountain
Insert "night shifts actually aint that bad" meme
stoic girder
i worked nights at a gas station for 2 years
Hey, it's a job.
rocky geode
Is it on flash
....yes?
rocky geode
Insert "night shifts actually aint that bad" meme
its basically free money most nights
my job is 85% watching youtube
stoic girder
In America working nights at a gas station though 
spring quail
Hey, it's a job.
mfw
narrow sorrel
i worked nights at a gas station for 2 years
like a shady shell station or a quicktrip?
rocky geode
making more money than I've ever made in my life lol
narrow sorrel
inb4 love's
quartz ridge
spring quail
like a shady shell station or a quicktrip?
it was a small pilot station before they sold to casey's
spring quail
corporate
toxic sundial
god is actually speaking to me through a sharp blinding pain behind my right rye
spring quail
i became the beacon of hope for the homeless on that street and i had them do my bidding
but holy shit the rate that days pass you by and all the things you miss out on
fuck nights
rocky geode
god is actually speaking to me through a sharp blinding pain behind my right rye
what he sayin
sacred mountain
god is actually speaking to me through a sharp blinding pain behind my right rye
Thats called migraine with aura buddy 
narrow sorrel
god is actually speaking to me through a sharp blinding pain behind my right rye
what about your left wheat?
toxic sundial
what he sayin
your mother
sacred mountain
He gottem
Fun fact for migraine sufferers, 1000 mg of paracetamol + bootloads of coffee kills the migraine when you take em around the time it appears
toxic sundial
also try 6 shots of jaeger
spring quail
Fun fact for migraine sufferers, 1000 mg of paracetamol + bootloads of coffee ki...
trump said paracetamol causes autism
rocky geode
SO true
sacred mountain
trump said paracetamol causes autism
Even better
rocky geode
6 shots of jaeger causes autism too
spring quail
you think these are good jerrycans
i can get a single name brand one for the same price
(for water storage)
minor cypress
nightshift is best shift for anyjob
Its good for chill time and pay, terrible for appointments and socializing
rocky geode
(for water storage)
plastics are WAYYY better for water storage
stainless will still rust
spring quail
plastics make shit taste like shit
rocky geode
just less
minor cypress
gas station
Understandable crashout
rocky geode
who cares what it tastes like it keeps u alive mf
hes not storing it for your delicate pallet
sacred mountain
you think these are good jerrycans
Also buy water jerry cans if you gonna, cuz water and oil jerry cans are different
rocky geode
oil makes sense to keep in metal, its flammable, you dont want spills or punctures
large plastic water containers are cheaper than those cans too
you can get like homestead level for that price
spring quail
i dont need something i'd need a forklift to move
this is for bushcraft camping and/or survival
rocky geode
then get an auto filtering camel
naive bison
from a ~discord~ im in
just turn the tap on man
spring quail
then get an auto filtering camel
a what
rocky geode
mf that IS the tap
spring quail
spring quail
https://www.amazon.com/CamelBak-Reservoir-Filtration-Filtered-LifeStraw/dp/B09BK...
this is a backpack system
stoic girder
god is actually speaking to me through a sharp blinding pain behind my right rye
Put a hairclip so it's pinching your eyebrow, it's supposed to do something to your supraorbital nerve and alleviate the pain.
scenic field
this is a backpack system
what are you lookin for? camping water supply?
rocky geode
u said for bushcrafting
spring quail
yeah like something to carry my high quality and expensive spring water around in so i can boil water and make michelin star stews 50 miles from civilization
scenic field
yeah like something to carry my high quality and expensive spring water around i...
so youre gonna be rucking it in, needs to be person transportable?
spring quail
i can throw one 20L jug on my backpack and thatll be good for a while
scenic field
2 jerrycans on a pole across your shoulders
rocky geode
bear grylls does it
are you saying youre better than bear grylls?
jovial haven
from a ~discord~ im in
90 each and theyre dirty? Bro got gutted
scenic field
the plan is to have a super secret campground base away from people
horseshoe overlook. just enough out of the way, yet close enough to town to grab essentials
toxic sundial
Put a hairclip so it's pinching your eyebrow, it's supposed to do something to y...
And not receive the word of God? Yeah ok bub
rocky geode
the plan is to have a super secret campground base away from people
no one cares that ur jacking it in the woods why u gotta be secret
stoic girder
And not receive the word of God? Yeah ok bub
That's the devil trying to make you gey.
stoic girder
from a ~discord~ im in
Daily reminder for everyone, collecting rainwater is apparently illegal in most places.
spring quail
no one cares that ur jacking it in the woods why u gotta be secret
probably trying to sneak on to someone else's property
sacred mountain
Daily reminder for everyone, collecting rainwater is apparently illegal in most ...
What
Why
minor cypress
yeah like something to carry my high quality and expensive spring water around i...
The high quality spring water:
fluid heron
Y'know that guy who stealth camps
rocky geode
if youre steath camping u need to have a solo pod and dig it under a bush
not that giant green tent with a stove mf
fluid heron
He will stealth camp in a parking garage or a roundabout with foliage
stoic girder
Big Water doesn't like people collecting free water.
fluid heron
it's just that but stealth jerking
rocky geode
"yeah im building a stealth cabin in the woods" headass
toxic sundial
That's the devil trying to make you gey.
the devil would try and make me straight
spring quail
The high quality spring water:
fluid heron
Fuckin Steve wallis
stoic girder
the devil would try and make me straight
And lead you into the arms of a woman, that tracks.
minor cypress
Never seen that brand. I just find stoli or titos if i want vodka
scenic field
titos is as rich as im willing to go for vodka
after $20/bottle it all tastes the same
fluid heron
sacred mountain
Imagine drinking
spring quail
Never seen that brand. I just find stoli or titos if i want vodka
its cheap with low ethyl acetate
tastes very good for the price
quartz ridge
Imagine drinking
peoplewho drink meeting stone cold heroin addicts
stoic girder
Imagine drinking
Just give yourself the thing where eating bread makes you drunk.
sacred mountain
Just give yourself the thing where eating bread makes you drunk.
minor cypress
Vodka is for drinking to get drunk. Everything else is for actually enjoying.
rocky geode
Just give yourself the thing where eating bread makes you drunk.
isnt that like a yeast infection in your ass
scenic field
Just give yourself the thing where eating bread makes you drunk.
ergot poisoning?
lol
stoic girder
Auto-Brewery Syndrome.
spring quail
Just give yourself the thing where eating bread makes you drunk.
i'd kill myself if i had this
sacred mountain
isnt that like a yeast infection in your ass
Our body produces alcohol when you eat fruits, if it goes haywire, you'll be like you drank 
upper shore
Vodka is for drinking to get drunk. Everything else is for actually enjoying.
And moonshine is for going fucking blind and making snakes scared of you
rocky geode
spring quail
he can keep it
stoic girder
You can get rid of it with antibiotics, I think.
spring quail
kill him and his children so it doesnt become a thing
rocky geode
sacred mountain
kill him and his children so it doesnt become a thing
Its not genetic
stoic girder
Resetting your gut flora probably works too.
sacred mountain
Just have the alcohol producing bacteria and yeast and voila
minor cypress
And moonshine is for going fucking blind and making snakes scared of you
Homemade apple pie moonshine is so damn good
stoic girder
You can actually train yourself to be lactose tolerant.
rocky geode
i got a bone u cant dissolve right here
stoic girder
It's a bitch to do so.
sacred mountain
Did you know you can eat shit to enrich your gut flora, and it is actually a legitimate medical treatment?
rocky geode
You can actually train yourself to be lactose tolerant.
why would i want to do this
i love milk
sacred mountain
why would i want to do this
Read again
rocky geode
you read again
rocky geode
why would u WANT to be intolerant
sacred mountain
Bro rolled a nat 1 on reading
fluid heron
hes intolerant to milkers
stoic girder
Bro rolled a nat 1 on reading
He is retarded.