#🎪bruh-fart

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vale sand
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somewhat

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not really but hey, i respect the effort

spring quail
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life will find a way

stoic girder
vale sand
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but you just told someone to use that trick to get a free trial

spring quail
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it'll be like this in 10 years

vale sand
spring quail
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you're either lainmaxxing or mountainbanditmaxxing

fluid heron
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this list rocks

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you can just talk to random fuckers about anything

vale sand
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I am not very familiar with the manufacturing process and requirements of ram sticks and their on-board chips

spring quail
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brainfart users in 2040

vale sand
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Let's wait and see, 2026 is going to be much worse but we don't know to what extent

prisma venture
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man

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i fuckin almost died outside today

spring quail
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the prospects are big enough for me to mountainbanditmaxx

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what happun

prisma venture
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all roads are fuckin frozen

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like solid frozen

spring quail
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hit that shadow the hedgehog

prisma venture
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lmao

stoic girder
prisma venture
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went to the shop

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some chick in car steped outside of her car

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she fuckin fell

spring quail
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i remember when it iced bad here once and i did that

prisma venture
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and she was " FUCKING HELL FUCK TIS BITCH"

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kinda funny ngl

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anyway how we doin on this fine day

spring quail
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hit em like this

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all the robots are other cars on the road not being as cool as you

prisma venture
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lmao

high wing
spring quail
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anyone ever fallen victim to one of these

primal kayak
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No

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You're supposed to put that thing in your nose?

prisma quartz
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nose lube goes hard

spring quail
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its for people that are barely conscious or unconscious

primal kayak
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Lobotomy 2.0

spring quail
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no it goes up your nose and into your throat

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do you not know about the human body

spring quail
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idk how squishy they are so i wanted to ask lol

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they come in most IFAK kits

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kit kits

prisma quartz
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ifak noses

spring quail
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it's hip to fuck bees

prisma venture
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man

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when and if gta 6 will realse

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the politics will blame it for crime

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mark my words

spring quail
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euhc

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i want red dead 3 on the oregon trail or something

prisma venture
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yeah rdr3 would be nice

spring quail
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idk about gta but i hope they lean more into the pseudo-imsim shit rdr2 did

prisma venture
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tf is pseudo isim

spring quail
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an imsim but pseudo

prisma venture
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aha

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i see

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i think so

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they have unlimited budget

spring quail
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time will tell

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if gta 6 has health cores they're on the right track

prisma venture
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also gta6 will be shit story wise imo

spring quail
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for sure

stoic girder
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It will have ICE antagonists.

prisma venture
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probably

spring quail
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but itll be a legally distinct name

prisma venture
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the based people will be bad

spring quail
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like COLD

prisma venture
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yeah

spring quail
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"oh fuck it's the FIB"

prisma venture
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"WARM"

spring quail
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that shit messed me up as a kid

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as in it made me think there was a real agency

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but rdr2 had the pinkertons which still exist

prisma venture
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lol

spring quail
prisma venture
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OH MA GAD

stoic girder
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I thought Pinkertons were the prototype for CIA and FBI.

prisma venture
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LOOK

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7 SMOL WOLF

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wolfs are rere in czech

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this cute

spring quail
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retard dog

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eat my food

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MY freezer needs to be full of deer meat

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the forest floor does not need STINKY ROTTING CORPSES

prisma venture
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man

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when i look what dogs have been in past

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and then i look at my cunt

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dog

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its just shame

stoic girder
prisma venture
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but i still love him

stoic girder
spring quail
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explode fungus

prisma venture
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seen the monkeys and shit

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when they steal booze and shit

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kinda peak

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just like me

coarse bear
stoic girder
spring quail
coarse bear
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Not enough reddit silver smh

spring quail
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wizards of the coast

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT JUST LEAK MY CARDBOARD ARTWORK

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sends hitmen

coarse bear
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Yeah, like I needed a longer list of reasons to dislike Wizards of the Coast for

spring quail
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you mean you don't wanna buy our mtg x big chungus collab set?

coarse bear
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Did you know they tried to add Collectible Card Game elements to their TTRPG IPs?

spring quail
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it is ALWAYS morally acceptable to turn dnd rulebook pdfs into three-ringed binders

coarse bear
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They bought out GAMMA (soyjak) World and attempted to add mandatory decks into 7th Ed

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Some tech card or mutation cards that you'd discard and draw each encounter

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"Oh but have the DM have like a deck for the players"
Oh they thought of that
Drawing from the DM's deck was supposed to be a punishment for not having your own

spring quail
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its time someone picks up a popular edition and makes a fork of it called crypts & lizards or some shit

coarse bear
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Just play 2nd or 3rd ed KekSkew

spring quail
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im stuck on 3rd

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if i find a group that doesnt play 3rd i move on

coarse bear
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BTW they had two novels commissioned to work into GAMMA World

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Only one released
The other took too long before the 7th Ed fucking died months into its run

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Business salute

prisma venture
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busnis

spring quail
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i need a hardcore 3.5e group

coarse bear
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Such an interesting system but, sorry lads, we know the biggest money maker is actually Booster Packs

prisma venture
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@lapis zinc she/her is in vc again

spring quail
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what is stopping these players from just copying art into word or whatever and printing sheets off at a time to then glue to construction paper

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official seal?

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pfff

prisma venture
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yall ever played cards agints humanity?

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shit is peak

spring quail
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millenial detected

prisma venture
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what

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im gen z

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bro

spring quail
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cah is the ultimate social engineering game

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once you understand your opponent's humor and what they're likely to vote for its so easy to cheese rounds

prisma venture
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so what the czech version is extra spicy

prisma venture
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we are the same person

spring quail
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yeah thats usually everyone in a group except like two token people

prisma venture
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but still fun

spring quail
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once you understand what to fish for the game is easier than poker

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its a deduction game more than a humor game for me

prisma venture
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okey mr i hate funn

spring quail
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i need to revive my variant human with 18 base armor

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Jaquarius Johnson

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9ft tall, crossbow user

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the DM didn't let me use proportional weapons so i said fuck you crossbow

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so i was able to shoot over people stacked in a cave or room becaue i was 9ft

prisma venture
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lmao

spring quail
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i was also a paladin so i could self heal or heal others

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one of our group was near death so i made a "saving throw" by literally throwing him down the ravine we just climbed up to, breaking his legs and getting him stuck there

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was funny af

prisma venture
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i can imagine

spring quail
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the DM decided he landed face down in the water so he drowned but we argued for 5 minutes that that was too much this early in the campaign lmao

prisma venture
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i wish i had people to play dnd with

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tried it once it was funn

spring quail
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im looking for a new group to bring my 3 ring binders upon

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making friends as an adult is retarded outside of work

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like say you meet a girl to play dnd and yall hit it off and things go places

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SOMEONE was already in that group crushing on her

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then there's shitty drama

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it has happened to me twice

prisma venture
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lmao

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horny chuds

spring quail
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you should be legally allowed to set those people on fire and/or sacrifice them

prisma venture
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woah woah

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that fate is only for pedos and repist

storm stream
vale sand
spring quail
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i keep running into chuds that go nnnnnnnNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shes MIIIIIIIIIINE

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like bro stfu and roll your dice

prisma venture
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and pathetic

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yay

coarse bear
quaint ore
toxic sundial
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gravity and speed affect time thus many gravity and many speed cause many time

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Simple really

coarse bear
quaint ore
toxic sundial
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or we think anyways

naive bison
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you watched this typa shit in 2012 and were clapping with ur hands and feet

toxic sundial
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I be profen

quaint ore
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bruno

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do you have squad

heady crow
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I do

quaint ore
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do you wanna try the pve mode

narrow lotus
heady crow
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I didnt even know it had one

naive bison
quaint ore
heady crow
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Shit like rn?

quaint ore
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ye sure

heady crow
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I can in like 2 weeks :D

quaint ore
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alright fair enuff

heady crow
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Im still at my home city on vacation till the 12th

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@quaint ore do say how good the pve mode is like

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I feel like youre the expert honestly

quaint ore
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the fighting is challenging

heady crow
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Alr alr

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Hopefully the ai gamemaster aint too cancerous

quaint ore
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there is even different mission types, like escaping from a crash site and getting to friendly lines, captruign intel and even combined arms

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you even got friendly ai duking it out in the background

heady crow
quaint ore
heady crow
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They actually invested into the gamemode?

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We might be back

deep topaz
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Does anyone here have any recommendations for emergency food ration bars

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Stuff like this

naive bison
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but like this is literally it

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like 6 of these bars

coarse bear
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Yooooo

coarse bear
# naive bison isnt that the north korean/chinese mre

The Type 20B is China's newest and most advanced individual combat ration used by the People's Liberation Army. More palatable, nutritionally balanced, efficient at heating, with more menu variation and utility overall, this is a notably upgraded MRE with some delectable pork with noodles and pickled fish and vegetable sides.

https://www.patre...

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naive bison
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@coarse bear

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Check out what the PLA troops are eating on special operations -This 24 Hour Ration is China's take on the US FSR - being ready to eat, on-the-go foods and beverages - and very much a no-frills one.. I call it: Future of the future. See for yourself and you decide which is better: This? Or the US FSR? Leave a comment and let me know what you thi...

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coarse bear
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6 years later hesrightyouknow

naive bison
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2010's

coarse bear
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I mean who's gonna shoot em

naive bison
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LATE 2010's

fading portal
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these youtube thumbnails are getting more insane

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like look at this

naive bison
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late 2021 plate carriers became standard

coarse bear
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Now people's molotovs, that's a consideration

fading portal
naive bison
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@coarse bear is the meme with yakub ksi, white pharaoh guy and jake paul in an SS uniform okay to post (no nazi symbolohy, just black uniform)

placid sail
naive bison
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i keep getting ts recommended man

coarse bear
naive bison
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the white pharaoh guy has a recognizeable face

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he looks like he was on the american The Office or sth

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michael scott aah

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@coarse bear kinda crazy how ksi isnt edited at all

bold kettle
naive bison
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my favorite drama slop streamer was recently talking about how driving while streaming should be perma ban worthy, after a girl hit someones car

naive bison
bold kettle
naive bison
bold kettle
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Yea, but i see why he crashed out

naive bison
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bro thats like saying "i see why OJ Simpson crashed out"

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like, yeah? but you still cant be doing that

deep topaz
bold kettle
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I dunno man, i dont have much context, but if someone fucked around with my car id be mad too

naive bison
bold kettle
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Probably not

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Depends on day and weather and such

narrow lotus
pale ingot
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he looks so soy

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so chuddy

naive bison
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context:
A streamsniper jumped onto the hood of the guys car
the guy sped up on purpose running him over and fled the scene

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someone in the car said "is he dead" the driver says "hopefully"

bold kettle
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Damn

naive bison
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a reasonable response woulda been to get out and throw hands

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not trynna kill the guy

bold kettle
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Yeah well, thats fucked up alright

naive bison
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every time i see a clip of this guy

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he looks like he doesnt wash his hair

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he has a gold tooth for some reason, but it looks like his actual tooth rotted brown

naive bison
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joe biden was definitely one of he most medically observed humans during his presidency, to imply he was allowed to run / stay president and they just didnt know he had cancer is laughable

river zealot
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@naive bison come teamfight man

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im losing it

naive bison
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no fuck you artem

river zealot
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yeah yeah

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what time

naive bison
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an arena game would literally kill me right now

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im legit at 1 hp man

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im like in minecraft when u have poison effect

storm stream
river zealot
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youll be fine

naive bison
coarse bear
narrow lotus
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get ibuprofen and come play man

naive bison
naive bison
coarse bear
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You ain't tracking shit, you'll be caught trying to escape jokerge2

naive bison
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they ran a president who was gonna die literally any second and didnt tell the american public

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he was never gonna win if people knew

naive bison
storm stream
coarse bear
naive bison
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you mean trump

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or biden

naive bison
coarse bear
coarse bear
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Really should've got that Harris gal
She would've given the money to Israel still but wouldn't have looked like she died of a heart attack in meetings

naive bison
river zealot
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same shit

naive bison
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hearing her talk made my fucking brain melt every time

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kamala harris when allowed to talk uninterrupted

coarse bear
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Who's better to make fun of
A geriatric man that shouldn't have been there
Or a young dumbass

river zealot
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the second

grizzled meadow
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Both

sacred mountain
coarse bear
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Where's that pic, hold on

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Sexx Tricker not on flight logs BTW, confirmed

naive bison
fallow trellis
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welp christmas is done

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finally buried my dad too

coarse bear
fallow trellis
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for future reference to that message, we did his funeral

naive bison
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i will call him big boof

fresh rose
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fat fuck

narrow sorrel
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oh wait it's Salazar-O'malley fair enough CluelessBlind

narrow sorrel
narrow sorrel
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no he's from SLOTS

deep topaz
narrow sorrel
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good job,
I failed

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nice

placid sail
little mirage
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Flood, earthquake, fed takeover

narrow sorrel
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or 2nd world jokerge

placid sail
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like, either it is too easy sometimes being a burgerman, or they just desire... strife

narrow sorrel
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I think most americans dont give a shit anymore dread

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but nobody cares enough to stop the ones that do dread

placid sail
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give me a hurricane! give me mexico invasion! give me usa invasion! throw a meteorite in me! anything! all my M16 and car hotwiring skills are collecting dust!

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this would make me buying food bricks so worth it!

narrow sorrel
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Average american praying for chance to use gun is real tho kekl

placid sail
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psychotic

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like toys

narrow sorrel
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there was that kid that went to the wrong house and got shot

placid sail
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well I mean it would be on brand for americans to put zero value on human life, oneself's or someone else's

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and it's why russians and americans are in that hatelove relationship for a while

river zealot
little mirage
river zealot
coarse bear
narrow sorrel
placid sail
# coarse bear

back into your hole in the wall, schizo. conspiracy theory's deadlines are behind already

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you're never getting it

coarse bear
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Still 5 days in 2025

coarse bear
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Still 2026 left

prisma venture
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2026 will be big

lusty hazel
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new world war in 2026

prisma venture
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i will start my employed arc

prisma venture
narrow sorrel
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does self employed gig worker count?

narrow sorrel
prisma venture
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if i dont die in trench somewhere in poland ill die of cringe

narrow sorrel
prisma venture
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with my fal

narrow sorrel
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cant

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(it already ded)

little mirage
narrow lotus
prisma venture
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so fuckin real

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iedy posted truth nuke here for once

lapis zinc
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I don't like that man's phenotype

prisma venture
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wdym

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he looks fire

river zealot
prisma venture
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but if u check vc sometimes u can see it lurkin in there with webcam on

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try to join its funny

prisma venture
river zealot
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yeah ||s||he goes into vcs

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starts talking about trans shit

naive bison
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dont get banned artem

river zealot
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than reports people who say something back

naive bison
prisma venture
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yeah

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i rather not speak

feral kiln
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this server?

naive bison
naive bison
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@feral kiln

feral kiln
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watching youtube and worked all night

naive bison
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why do you even hve that

feral kiln
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vrchat

feral kiln
feral kiln
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its supposed to be meowl, creator was lazy and gave it bat wings

naive bison
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kys

little mirage
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VRchat players try not to touch children challenge (easy) (they all failed)

feral kiln
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I only touch myself(to other adults)

vale sand
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not the best sign that i immediately knew who you were talking about there

river zealot
vale sand
feral kiln
river zealot
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look man

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i dont even know who we are talking about

vale sand
river zealot
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yeah and who are you talking about

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whos the nice fellar that would open the ticket

vale sand
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i better remain silent, shouldn't be a ticket opened about me lmao

toxic sundial
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hiiiiiii chat

feral kiln
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hi

toxic sundial
feral kiln
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bruh I can't stop eating

naive bison
feral kiln
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Im just trying to make my protein goal

placid sail
vale sand
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if i can help it

toxic sundial
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opening up a mod ticket with just a steam key as the message

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fight for it like feeding fish at the koi pond

silent pawn
toxic sundial
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hwhat

feral kiln
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I had grape koolaid, fried chicken, and watermelon juice

silent pawn
toxic sundial
quaint ore
silent pawn
toxic sundial
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24 second timeout

placid sail
little mirage
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Everyone is retarded

toxic sundial
placid sail
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"guys I keep getting hungry I've already eaten seven cheetos bags"

toxic sundial
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thank you whoever fixed that timeout

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my guardian angel

placid sail
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wait we can't write "everyone"?

quaint ore
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everyone

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i can lol

lapis zinc
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Probably a combo of gift

lapis zinc
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And money

toxic sundial
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I'm guessing it also picked up on the dollar and cent signs

prisma venture
split canyonBOT
toxic sundial
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Try that

placid sail
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everyone use my link here for a free gift: suck my balls

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hm

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some esoteric algorhythm

feral kiln
naive bison
toxic sundial
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also apparently every one pings almost crash the server which is unbelievably funny

placid sail
placid sail
feral kiln
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how?

placid sail
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slowly and agonizingly is my guess

feral kiln
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foxdie sounds like

silent pawn
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No foxdie just makes you shit yourself and die in a few minutes

feral kiln
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lol

quaint ore
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yeah you age at mach fuck and die

feral kiln
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solid carried it for years

placid sail
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there's an audible rumbling in your stomach, you feel intense pain, and then you have a corny monologue for a couple of minutes, and then you die

feral kiln
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must be

placid sail
silent pawn
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"the zig zag Zimbabwe group must be stopped, or machine gun tiger will have access to the ball exploder- HUEGH"

feral kiln
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oh yeah, I forget about nanomachines

toxic sundial
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it's been foggy for like 4 days

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what the flip

feral kiln
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the fog has come

silent pawn
lapis zinc
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Turn them into chili

primal rapids
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I thought Snake was aging at mach fuck because he was a clone

feral kiln
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perhaps

toxic sundial
feral kiln
silent pawn
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Snake isn't a minor

toxic sundial
feral kiln
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two grown men wearing female avis

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both prolly chopped

silent pawn
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"prolly"

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Yeah, and the sky is prolly blue

primal rapids
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In single player games, no one knows you picked female character to look at her ass, until you post screenshots

river zealot
feral kiln
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perhaps, Im just balding

placid sail
silent pawn
placid sail
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I guess the automod doesn't trust nottert in particular because he's a fruity americanoid cat

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which is kinda racist

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also based

feral kiln
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I play male only because I want to feel like Im that guy

toxic sundial
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I'm oppressed

silent pawn
broken pebble
silent pawn
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Nah, there's no way that's happening to nota

toxic sundial
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I would never be lucky enough

feral kiln
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blue or green eyes are s++

placid sail
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alright let me completely copy your message word for word and try

toxic sundial
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I think it was just a strange glitch, just funny

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somebody removed the timeout so its not like I care

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he didn't send the message and now he's not typing which is really funny

placid sail
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because I died

coarse bear
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You're all fucking stupid

tidal trellis
toxic sundial
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This is science

coarse bear
toxic sundial
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We are here science team

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all experiments are repeatable

sacred mountain
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Lemme try this

feral kiln
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how was it the money?

sacred mountain
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20€ gifting

placid sail
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ladies and gentlemen we've refined the formula for self-destruct

sacred mountain
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HA

coarse bear
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I will keep the 1 day timeout on the next victims

placid sail
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maybe I should make the list of stupid ass gamma automutes one day

toxic sundial
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random monkeys trying eventually find a random phrase that times you out

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Lmao

placid sail
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asking a mod for one would have been much easier and faster but that's no fun

pliant turret
feral kiln
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I see

placid sail
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20$

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oof that was a risky play

sacred mountain
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Reminder guys, 20€ gift works

toxic sundial
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I'm saving that

placid sail
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okay gang we are allowed to use currency symbol in this dystopia

toxic sundial
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Only American dollars not allowed

primal rapids
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20 eurodollars

toxic sundial
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(based)

prisma venture
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20 shekels

pliant turret
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does armor move speed penalties affect my companions if I give them armor (obviously with the mod that lets them equip such armor)

toxic sundial
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don't worry it's only just lost 25% of its value over the last 4 years

prisma venture
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20₪

feral kiln
primal rapids
prisma venture
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like kebab is op asf

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go buy kebab man

feral kiln
pliant turret
lapis zinc
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Idk but I killed and buried hip in the concrete bath anomaly in Jupiter

toxic sundial
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Xal i have a message you should type out peeposmile

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trust

sacred mountain
pliant turret
sacred mountain
pliant turret
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(that happened in one of MilraMemo's saves and they recorded it)

toxic sundial
sacred mountain
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Wtf

silent pawn
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XAL, DO NOT REDEEM IT

deep topaz
sacred mountain
river zealot
placid sail
river zealot
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im good

deep topaz
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What's wrong with typing that

toxic sundial
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should start trying to SQL inject the server peeposmile

deep topaz
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;drop table

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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Marv and pesci haven't aged a day

eager igloo
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You will be fixing this until heat death of the universe

deep topaz
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Imagine if discord was just a skin for excel

primal rapids
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Are you telling me this isn't Microsoft PowerPoint?

lapis zinc
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No it's worse, Outlook

coarse bear
naive bison
coarse bear
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The word was slightly longer

lapis zinc
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What is xqc ambulance beat

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I feel like an old man perpetually out of loop

eager igloo
narrow lotus
narrow lotus
naive bison
coarse bear
prisma venture
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@lapis zinc

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time to get shitfaced

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@narrow lotus

narrow lotus
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have fun man

prisma venture
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thanks

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love u

spring quail
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Good gugga morning

prisma venture
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he is brining his gf

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cunt will be on leash again

placid sail
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I'm sure you'll manage to sneak in a kiss to your homie while the evil gf is not looking

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gotta get what you can

prisma venture
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i hope so

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we might sneak to toilets

primal kayak
worldly quarry
eager igloo
eager igloo
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Tbf I do that too

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But that's for my wife only

naive bison
tight rune
primal kayak
tight rune
primal kayak
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Also

sacred mountain
brave bolt
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Anyone know Santa's moob cup size off hand?

primal rapids
upper gulch
naive bison
narrow lotus
sacred mountain
tidal trellis
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she seems scary

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idk man

sacred mountain
primal rapids
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Flop, you find everyone scary

tidal trellis
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no? madge

primal rapids
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It is the default state of a twink

sacred mountain
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A festive guh

tidal trellis
fossil swan
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youre scared of girls

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admit it

split canyonBOT
sacred mountain
tidal trellis
tidal trellis
scenic field
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Fleshy

prisma venture
storm stream
grave bronze
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Joyous creatures

narrow lotus
#

@dreamy flax what engien does the diesel dodge ram use

dreamy flaxBOT
narrow lotus
grave bronze
fossil swan
narrow lotus
visual stirrup
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cum in what?

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bradley engines are also cummins

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must've told a dozen variations of that joke

prisma venture
grave bronze
storm stream
storm stream
latent jolt
narrow lotus
hushed current
deep topaz
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What does this say

hushed current
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 caked up

being [in the money], bringin' home da bacon, [pretty much] having [a lot of money] and being totally covered in it.

damn [someday] i'll be caked up with all my [chains] and y'all [shut up] then!

deep topaz
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Caked up means you have a fat ass @narrow lotus

grave bronze
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Dude my internet is getting throttled

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its down to like 1 mb/s

deep topaz
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Your disk is unpacking

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New stuff doesn't download if your disk is busy

grave bronze
#

no its

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still at 1mb/s

deep topaz
#

Yeah it's trickling while it's unpacking

eager igloo
high wing
#

we are charlie

narrow lotus
prisma venture
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@storm stream @narrow lotus that bitch is lesbian today is not smash

prisma venture
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no game today

narrow lotus
#

yeah go drink bro its ggs

prisma venture
#

not every day is a blessing

tight rune
prisma venture
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still have full bottle of rum here

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gonna get shit faced anyway

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my friend pussed out on me

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he said

prisma venture
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"i have gf here and i have to go to work tomorow"

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🥀

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mf

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i remember him getting black out drunk in 2 hours

storm stream
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him?

prisma venture
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he went soft

prisma venture
storm stream
#

oh well

coarse bear
placid sail
coarse bear
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They'll roll the servers back since the entire in-game store is basically worthless now

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But that's funni

placid sail
coarse bear
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Inb4 player numbers rise because of this and the amount gifted goes up into quadrillions

placid sail
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whales are throwing hysterical fits of not owning something exclusive anymore, CEOs getting heart attacks over not getting all that money from selling digital cosmetics

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truly a christmas miracle

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only lacks a terror attack on an ubisoft's HQ

placid sail
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maybe also Kottick choking himself a bit too much during asphixiation masturbation sesh and dying

arctic pawn
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what

placid sail
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I know he's got nothing to do with ubisoft, I just love him a lot

shadow wyvern
placid sail
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they've counted 30 twink accounts per every veteran player as unique active players

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(I'm so glad to use "twink" in the different context for once)

stoic girder
shadow wyvern
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like
I know it went free to play but didn’t the playerbase fucking die immediately after

pale ingot
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hollup

stoic girder
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Isn't Ubisoft bankrupt?

shadow wyvern
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how would it
have this many
14k active on steam rn
surely there aren’t 30 million console chuds

stoic girder
#

Do they really want to spend money to fix this?

placid sail
#

wait rainbow camp siege is free?

high wing
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yes

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but its even far worse as a f2p

placid sail
#

no worries, I've only played like five hours of siege when it was paid and it was a gift anyway

shadow wyvern
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I’m calling bs on the tweet numbers

placid sail
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it's just funny how they keep pulling off that shit with making some paid game free

placid sail
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not because I noticed the numbers, no, I can't read, but because nothing is real on the internet and especially not on twitter

shadow wyvern
placid sail
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if someone posted a twitter post about very graphic and gruesome violent death of Bobby Kottick, I would be ready to believe

shadow wyvern
#

also finally went and watched hunter the parenting a few days ago
I recognise your pfp now

placid sail
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I don't know what to do with this information, but good for you

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truly the least despicable furry in gamma

high wing
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oh ok

placid sail
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you don't count as a furry because your pfp is an indiscernible mess for me olden eyes

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those cat ears are sus though

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watch yourself

drifting mantle
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Ah yes, Rainbow Six Siege...

high wing
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but i get your point

drifting mantle
#

Which of course didn't happen, there is no agenda

pale ingot
#

got an alert that the servers were unreachable

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both of us

pale ingot
#

literally all my shit is gone gg gg

drifting mantle
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Can't win with these kings gg

placid sail
#

so the communism hack did happen

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but nobody plays that piece of shit camper game anymore so it doesn't really matter

drifting mantle
#

Certainly not after everything was wiped it seems

placid sail
#

oh well, can't have it all, but maybe Kottick still dies somehow by new year's eve

placid sail
#

please santa I've been a good boy

stoic girder
drifting mantle
trim shell
#

shes chopped

stoic girder
drifting mantle
trim shell
#

make women attractive in games again..

drifting mantle
#

They do (for the most part)
Because no one is buying ugly bitch games

stoic girder
drifting mantle
#

Old PS1 Lara was the best

trim shell
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raytrace the sweat glistening off them fr

drifting mantle
#

Now Remastered, she is peak

bold kettle
#

Jarvis, increase booba by 300%

narrow lotus
#

@dreamy flax hamburger cheesburger

dreamy flaxBOT
bold kettle
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I hope they also remake re5 so we can see chris punching a boulder into a volcano in 4k

fading portal
hushed current
deep topaz
bold kettle
hushed current
#

He's built like an anime character

drifting mantle
#

And you know why

bold kettle
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Yeah pepew

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Its a shame, one of my favourite coop games

drifting mantle
#

Perhaps there will be a time again, where people aren't so soft

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Pre 2010's

bold kettle
#

Well who knows, lets not jump to conclusions

cedar ridge
stoic girder
hushed current
frail scaffold
high wing
#

the fact that there was soooo many ppl not excited to play a new character called arthur morgan cause everyone wanted to be john marston then throughout the game the ppls opinion changed on it (me included)

scenic field
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I had no idea there was a prologue

stoic girder
scenic field
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I was PUMPED

fading mountain
cedar ridge
trim shell
#

me rn

high wing
bold kettle
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i love radiation, it tickes so funny

sacred mountain
bold kettle
#

i volunteer as a tribute

sacred mountain
deep topaz
placid sail
undone wave
placid sail
#

how dare you fuck with my targeted marketing business, I'd send assassins after you but we only employ Indian interns and I barely could explain to them what to do related to work, yet alone command them to kill you

fossil swan
#

@stone blade man take the curse off of me im coughing and it sounds like a 1.9 tdi cold start

deep topaz
stoic girder
fossil swan
scenic field
#

Willem dafoe is probably my favorite actor of all time

eager igloo
#

Gotta change browser too

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Dikheds

stone blade
high wing
placid sail
eager igloo
placid sail
#

small brain rat

eager igloo
deep topaz
eager igloo
eager igloo
placid sail
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it probably speaks something about the worse properties of mine that I'm too lazy to move to firefox in concerns for privacy, but it makes it more appealing to move to firefox to mildly inconvenience and bamboozle targeted marketing

placid sail
eager igloo
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Mean

trim shell
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Like the official stalker server will have you believing every Russian is evil for example yet that isnt true

deep topaz
eager igloo
#

Be kinder or I tell tsar putin to send you to kolyma

placid sail
eager igloo
#

Based

trim shell
placid sail
#

mods ban him for very political talk and disagreeing with me

eager igloo
#

We know that at least every mosk*l is evil

placid sail
#

wow

eager igloo
#

Nvm internet issue

stoic girder
#

All politicians are evil.

placid sail
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that was such a weaksauce delete myshinka

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writing "bitch" and deleting it

trim shell
eager igloo
placid sail
#

... what

eager igloo
#

I mean mosk*l

stoic girder
#

A person who wants to be King should never be one.

trim shell
placid sail
#

YOU DELETED THE WRONG THING omegakekw

eager igloo
#

Im at my grands east

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Their wifi sucks

placid sail
#

well I guess it is

placid sail
#

it doesn't sound

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slurrish

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if you get what I mean

eager igloo
#

I imagine skom got hit with it enough times

trim shell
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I mean they made morrowind name for foreigner a slur so its a bit retarded

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Its blocked

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Yet you can say Jewish slur

stoic girder
placid sail
trim shell
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The one that starts with K

placid sail