#🎪bruh-fart
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you're fucking six seconds old flop
there are shit stains in my apartment building older than you
the equivalent of getting mad at people calling magazines "clips"
your knowledge amounts to nothing and your complaints contribute less
no because exploiting humans is still cheaper

I haven't checked because it would be unhealthy to still dwell on that piece of shit sweatshop in my mind
Truege
so my plan is to do my thing until eventually one of my ex-colleagues tells me "yep shit went under"
I'm 21 years old mr 
like I said, a six second old single-celled idiot
also none of this shit today you will be festive or else https://fixvx.com/shitpostrock/status/2003852918567694495
@inland jackal

curly guy
also fresh out of dry cleaning it seems, no stains around the eyes, not a single speck of dirt on the fur
christmas :3
i made some christmas slop since my brother decided to get the super gemini package or whatever for the fam
@vale sand wiennese schintzel
@dreamy flax what is the call number for medical emergencies in romania
In Romania, the emergency call number for medical emergencies is 112. 🏥✨
here you go

the grinch club is two blocks down
Christmas meetup in the gym locker room
i love those lil living ballsacks
public voice file library: https://patreon.com/GetGianni
http://GetGianni.com
why does he look like toothless joker
Mery crimbus
I hate you all ❤️
this and some sort of squad mate identification beyond armbands would get me back to pvp
literally the first match I tried with my "steam-newcomer" trio one almost shot me to death and then he later got riddled with bullets by the other guy after being mistaken for a scav 
then we switched to SPT with SAIN etc and had our fun
christmas :3
SPT is genuinely kinda the only real hope for Tarkov rn, PVP is riddled with cheaters and sweats
spt has the same problem PvE has
PVE lets you chill with friends and NOT want to kill yourself
no stakes
gray z one warfare so good
Stakes become pointless in PVP when a third of the lobby can see through walls, and another third are 10000 hour sweats
hunt showdown also has no stakes since now you can make a solid loadout at any stage of the game but the gameplay is still tense
gray zone pve is the most chill thing because a dude from an enemy faction can just roll up to your faction's base and kill the guards and they loot all their shit and drop it for people
Unrelated
last christmas, I ate tomato soup
but the very next day, I ate some more tomato soup
this year, to save me from tears, I will make and eat even more tomato soup
He's Jerming it
I got a book of unusual facts for christmas and I opened to a random page and it was about hitler
jeez i wonder what booby_trap.mov will be
What is this from
Cyberpunk 2077 edge runners
oh shit
Песня из альбома "Единочество." Часть II
Обновлённая версия клипа, ремастеринг звука.
Слова и музыка — Юрий Шевчук
Режиссёр, оператор — Олег Флянгольц ✝︎ 1965 — 2021, Светлая память
new peak just dropped
Ty. It looks pretty cool
It's good show definitely worth watching
Choomsky
This video about the SLING. Humanity’s Forgotten Power.
A timeless range weapon that has been with humanity for a very long time.
Sources and Sling links:
Slinging Social Media
https://www.slinging.org/
https://www.facebook.com/groups/worldwideslinging
Irongoober Distance Slinging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sXxLn56tdA&t=9s
Practical ...
who up slinging rocks
I prefer bashing with rocks instead of throwing them
Have beet soup (send a pic to Artem to taunt him)
where is it
You overproofed your loaf of bread
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi @thorny folio @fossil swan @pale ingot
open youtube
he is NOt getting into agartha
yakub dropped a new race LFG
Lein spoilers in brainfart...
is it a big spoiler that she eats the gingerbread?
get rotated idiot
i bought ddr5 ram i feel like im rich
i bought ddr5 a month before everything went to shit. glad i did it, was considering waiting another month
this one time my bad impulse control actually saved me
Same
i am so fucking glad lmfao
and my brother was saying i am too rash at buying stuff
chase your dreams and buy that shit you want so much right now instead of later, because later, the capitalism will ruin absolutely everything you wanted to have or do
i got it cheaper because company was going out of business
would never pay full price for anything
Fellas
I built a little blacksmith 
I also built a wizard tower but that look a bit funky for now
oh damn nice
Thank you 
theres still a chance
perfectly cooked hotdogs
I need it
It has to have some awful side effects, too good to be true.
Men can't have nice things.
what is up with americans charring every food they cook
Yeah whatever masterph33r said, it's a physiological process and in order to really stop it, you either gotta do the most menial task for months, get a hair transplant OR develop a very niche and expensive drug with gazillion side effects
generico hotdogs like that are best served crispy charred on the outside, but still juicy and tender on the inside. chili, or mustard, onions, dill relish an jalapenos go unfg
IT'S CHARRED
YOU CAN JUST BROWN IT
WHY DO YOU INSIST ON EATING CHARCOAL, HAVE YOU BEEN A BAD BOY?
fucking americans, I swear to god
this is why we had cold war
and you got colon cancer, you teflon homunculus
In a land where a queen is chosen every few years solely by winning a tournament, there can be no short supply of formidable opponents. For one woman warrior however, an early defeat clearly shows her that she is lacking in experience though she may be bountiful in body. Fortunately, while defeat could spell one's doom, her life is saved by a po...
this seems up your alley
Teflon homunculus is getting in my swear vocabulary 
happy to help
Im guessing it wouldn't work on me
whats the original image?
cause its a cool cosplay
didnt he wish to be only 30
that pricks face when he saw
terraria?
cool
"Unable to save image"
thats new
Thank you so much 
merry christmas mfs
❤️
christams were yestrday

Merry Christmas
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there will be czech made "stalker" mini movie
"esacpe from zone"
how did they get the guns
i thought guns arent allowed
also why would the british right wing do this?

they are
it's the same misconception i hear every day on le social media
''i thought guns weren't allowed outside america...?''
many countries on continental europe have guns, getting them (legally) is the diffcult part
easier if you're a criminal
@narrow lotus @river zealot
They'll be on a plane back to Israel in no time
intel agencies at it again
There's a story of a guy who was held as a sex slave by a cougar in heat in Colorado or something
There's a nonzero chance that the panther is there to fuck
cougar like in older woman right?
right????
iedy looks like that
that is exactly what a raven should sound like
Quoting IRL Anomaly (@IRLAnomaly)
︀
Hearing a raven speak Russian is one of the most terrifying things I've ever heard
if i squint your pfp looks like naruto
with the border and all
I think we should all listen to the O'Keefe music foundation rendition of the tool song Forty Six and 2
i dont know what you said but that sounded offensive. so no
It's a song from the band Tool called 46 and 2 and the O'Keefe foundation is a music thing for kids who want to explore musical talent and they sung and played the song
It's the least amount of offensive you can get
JINGLE BELLS (BATMAN SMELLS!), from Nursery Rhymes TV!
Quality Kids Songs, Music & Animation, all made in the UK :-)
Lyrics:
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to laugh and sing
A sleighing song tonigh...
mandatory christmas music
lol it even grooms itself slowly too
it ate its poop
the fuck is that bro
i miss my wife tails
👋
@pale ingot gae
@narrow lotus you were the last active mod, can we crush his skull pls ty
yoooo
kill yourself
frota youre talking
@verbal thistle (mateus02102002) has been banned for reason: Scambot
he blocked me

thought thatwas gonna be me as well
Blood for the blood god
whenever i see the bot is processing a mute/ban
i think this
@narrow lotus

dam a whole gif now
what is this man
i'd like to know xd
@narrow lotus
Fuck you, festive man! I’ll show you who’s boss of this Santa’s workshop.
This is cropped porn
Thank God
Motts, feed his balls to the dog
Santa will give you coal for your lack of spirit
they had two whole magazines they could kill HUNDREDS but they didnt get a killing loiscense
@naive bison
wharrirado
My old phone, like an old faithful dog, is still attempting to work for me
the camera is fried
the charging port is half fried
and it still turns on and charges very slowly
i just need it to last so i can get all my stuff off it
Revolver Ocelot (Revolver Ocelot)
@drifting mantle @pseudo robin thats the guy from the gif

I should start being meaner
noooo
Twat
dickweed
No balls
About time soy
don't be mean to me though I'll cry
Do something mean
Go, do a crime
@tight rune
Something evil and vile
what if your tears cure cancer?
I found Iedy bird
Feed it a cookie
He would never cry again, since he's on his evil arc now
Name Tag it
eat it
Dinnerbone it
Will do, after we get home
The bird yearns for a chocolate chip cookie
It does not
Says you
It yearns for seeds
Nuh uh
it yearns to be on my plate with BBQ sauce
True
@pale ingot

hi
Man I hate being a socially inept autistic loser
drinks beer
still socially inept autistic loser but atleast I'm dizzy now
I can socialize if I have to or want to
I usually force to socialize cuz its my job
And I do not want to socialize like 90% of my time
Ask it out first!
big fan of beer
why snails
Where
Is home 
Kino porch
christmas over... back to doomposting...
anyway look at this cool armored core I got
That's cool af
Can you mix and match parts?
yup
you can even put parts from different generations on
if I wanted to I could put white glint's shoulder boosters on it and a AC6 pilebunker
do iget 6
How far back? I might want to build the mech that carried me through most of the PS2 games
afaik all of the oldgen + ac4 model kits are made at the same time by the same company, 5 im not sure about, 6 theres 2 versions im pretty sure
Society hits hard
Half Life 1 crowbar sound
Me when I uninstalled Discord
В прошлом году Месси порвал юбку под ёлкой, в этом году пришлось покупать новую. И Саша сразу решил объяснить Месси что эту трогать нельзя! #cats #animals #puma #messi #котики #cat
me trying to prune my algorithm but it's still the same garbage 
you vill consume the slop
What about AC3?
chrismas over
calendar
we got 5 hours of jolly left
oh
chrisnas not over
if i get on a plane and head west now i can theoretically extend christmas even further
ac3 is oldgen
yes then you travel in the future
Russia, Georgia, Montenegro, Serbia, North Macedonia, and Jerusalem apparently.
fly from some city like winnipeg then fly to Australia thu the pacific
It's you take the time to block it the algorithm sees you spend more time on it rather than just swiping and moving on
do pilots fly across the pacific or do they respect the realm of the time lord
Monte-what?!
they do fly across the international date line
their hubris shall be their downfall
Blame venetians Falco
not surprised
inb4 Falco is from Rome
i knew the mods were behind this
bashar al assad edits NOW?
The brain rot these days rots my brain
he is cockrider
That would be so 
too high for that
not sure if irl or arma tuah
Stargate was so dope.
inb4 arma tree
ah yes my favorite p90 ad
Christmas party so long I had to take a nap halfway through
Alien horrors beyond our comprehension? Sounds like a job for P90’s and C4
is that like a pet name for xal now
i coined this shit like more than a year ago
THE NEW VEGAS MODPACK FINALLY WORKED
HOLY SHIT
p90s do seem extremely common whenever aliens are involved
huh
The lion is getting old.
The lion needs his mid day nap to function
cuz when the enemy has high tech the solution is more bullet
Where there are humans, there are AK’s, P90’s, and SPAS-12’s
You can't really beat the efficiency of shooting small pieces of metal super fast.
the lion has heartburn
The amount of near crashes I saw was fucking wild
Why would they threaten China?
For funsies
grinch wants to destroy all the elf toy factories
time to play for 5 minutes then uninstall
lowkey i want doom the dark ages
but i dunno if i should cop
The lion drinks 3 mimosas and falls asleep in the guest room for 2 hours before resuming festivities
"But...but, I like my toys." 
uninstall? i'm not a pussy i leave that 90gb on my drive until I rediscover it 9 months later when i'm running out of space
it didn't work
i kept getting black screen
the moment it didn't the game crashed
now it's back to black screen
cinema
You still doing viva new Vegas?
how much is it rn?
i had a friend who bought that rock game where youre literally a rock and its so stupid
around 30 bucks
you'll probably enjoy it if you liked doom eternal
and the purchase goes to expedition 33
i got divinity os 1&2 for like 9 usd a couple days ago
played a bit of 2 and ngl the combat feels like complete ass
os2 is just like
i wonder how good x foundation is
yeah i'm not a fan of every thing is a surface thing, and the fact that movement is so ap intensive and that it's tied with ap at all is just eghh
3 steps takes two ap
its one of those insane grand strategy games right
i think i fucked my party everyone's all over the place
mainly is what i want
everspace 2
fire water and then there's a fighter that gets his shit beat immediately
played it not a fan
played it and it got too reptitive
with nothing of value to gain
not worth it
pussy
i hope new vegas crashes your whole pc
im buying detroit become human out of spite of you
something about being responsible for western propaganda
"i hope the sun comes out tomorrow"
the sun is leaking
i could get cae combat
get crysis 3 remastered
i did beat that game
gordon doesn't need to hear all this
fuck this bethesda cock shit i'll go play brutal half life
"Then one day, the Sun started to hate."
brutal doom
no brutal half life
looks like one of those albums that annoying retards listen to
Bro wanted a granular sim and got a granular sim
no
Vending machine part
just not my kinda game
I get it though. X4F was way too deep for me
i dont mind micro managing ships but it wants me to do just about everything
dont like doing trade routes and what not
too much for my pea brain
i want dawn of war 4 already
didnt it get a dlc for the new movie
i think so
i got a civil defense geiger counter for christmas (and dosimeters) and all the manuals came with schematics
its fun to look over
the movie?
far cry avatar game
oh right
Izutsumi 
the freeman weapon
unfortunate
Roleplay freeman in highest difficulty
^
Dont speak to your teammates or do callouts and just use crowbar
its actually good
yeah but your character talkisn on his own
Doesnt have to tell him
He is trained professional
did you see the video on it
though it might just be enlisted 2.0
their first CBT
its still like
very good looking?
despite being a clunky unfinished version of their release product
it looks like tarkov
its like squad and battlefield kinda merged
#WarThunder Infantry CBT Stage 1 is live!
Selected participants can now test the new mode via the latest client update. Watch your email and in-game popups for invitations.
Missed this wave? More spots will open in future stages! Apply now: https://warthunder.com/infantry#/
CBT stage 1
the movement is very tarkov like with how stiff and robotic everyone is
all the animations for guns and nades and everything you do in first person need work
still looks better than enlisted lol
Infantry in warthunder feels like an idea a kid has for it that wont be implemented well
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
Music Used:
【Hatsune Miku】 All I Want for Christmas Is You 【VOCALOID カバー】:
https://youtu.be/PI-cU53kXWM?si=qw5sluDxeXoJLvAt
It Could be Us ft. Kasane Teto (SYNTHESIZER V ORIGINAL):
https://youtu.be/YreLAuvJdN0?si=zkYbtXfnZwa_0s8v
its not really like
in normal matches
its like the exosuit mode thingy where there ARE vehicles but they're not the main focus
wtf is his problem
drugs
gatorfella
i would totally do that
what would they tell him
womp womp
you're going down for this in like 15 years
i always add a please to my chat gpt messages
decide deez nuts
I tell my shodan ai gf that its all a funny joke
so you probably do say please to ai a ton
💔
that clanker can suck my left nut
wait whats the original to that
goes hard
@icy apex @grizzled meadow
My old-ass laptop just died and my mom reveals she bought me a newer, much nicer laptop for Christmas
Coincidence? I THINK NOT
breaks your new laptop
I’m going to break your face
Peak cat behavior.
Its not a cat tho
Seems like a solid plan to me
Go to the CNPP and try it out
This is just a test of a face rig using the SEAF girl. Trying out Blend Shapes.
VA by KBUG523
Long male scream 2 by jorickhoofd -- https://freesound.org/s/180348/
Some Assets by the Helldivers Archive
Building assets directly pulled from Dumplayz
Another title for this video was "Incomprehensible Nonsense"
one day
one day ill storm the sarco
currently our background radiation in town is 0.3 r/hr higher than the national average
Merry wortmas
🎄
time to put on your MOPP gear sweetheart
suit up
I wish
We wish you a Merry Christmas and happy holidays ! 🎄
All I have is a gp-5 (which got half sunburnt not even kidding) and a disposable clean room suit
that is Luna
I was very tempted to set my Google pfp to an Ai generated Pic of incredible gassy holding a sign of my name to force people who text me to see that
i just crashed out and deleted everything
until next year when i try modding fnv again
Yeah
Avg modding experience
Oh I'm sorry your mod order (300 mods long) has one mod that is slightly higher than it should be
Get fucked
check your boot every time you add a mod
When I added mods by hand to gamma I constantly had to decipher crash logs and edit files
Nightmare nightmare nightmare
It is but it was still a pain in the ass when a scope texture dosent load properly or dosent even exist and now I have to go find every file which references it and delete a few strings from each one
what is fnv
you want a mod that requires a mod not in your list which also requires another mod not in your list
Fallout new poop
I've got 606 mods and the amount of troubleshooting was minimal
fnv it hard to mod yeah
i was using the wildcard modpack
idk what kind of mod magic they made to stalker so it can look like that but that shit is made of sticks and bubble gum
tried literally everything i could and still got that black screen
easy. mods later in the list overwrite mods previous. It's that easy
Oh I've played warfare mode on gamma
the only fatal errors occur when a mod author doesn't do their job properly
warfare is playable somewhat
just not supported
the moderators hate warfare mode
People act like it's gonna break your pc but it really only is slightly buggier than base anomaly
but sseth in video played warfare mode
but base anomaly is always buggy
yea cause retards come here asking for support in warfare when it's stated that it's not supported
Exactly
base anomaly is dogshit
lowk rather play vanilla soc
it legit looks worse than all 3 games
It's so boring
I will warfare mode and ask for support in #╟🔰☢newbies-chat 
Never tried misery
tried it way back
it barely ran on my shitbrick
you start with barely anything
got out of skadovsk
jumped by 3 chimeras and a giant
isn't misery stalker but CBT
I wanted fire suppression in gamma but ppl said its bad
like in insurgency
blur vision, aiming sensitivity decreased, if your aiming you automatically unaim
fire suppression sounds like a good idea
if it applies to the NPCs too
otherwise dogshit
it sounds like actual dogshit
if you want dogshit add it manually don't force it on default lists
people make werewolf rape mods for Skyrim just cause they want to. Make your fire suppression mod
fire suppression in insurgency is great, fire suppression in squad is doodoo. Tread carefully
keep yo shitty ass mechanics in yo shitty ass games
you want suppression to add challenge, not make it so whoever shoots first automatically wins
too many stupid people in gamma try their luck when someone is shooting at them
suppression also shouldn't trigger on the first shot, or maybe even the second. A volley of rounds needs to cause it
then they complain about bots shooting them with pin point accuracy
when they peeked while they were still firing
testing their luck
literally just wait for them to reload
only problem with npcs is them cheating and seeing through bushes and trees
I got a list.
and sometimes completely breaking and ignoring your guns
the most immersive thing about gamma is getting shot when i dont know where they are
thats not even the worst one you can drink any womans period blood

reminds me of RS vietnam
ik that was just a taste
anomaly game mechanic of them meleeing and u drop ur fucking gun
yo gang what should i lowk goon to first on the new phone
that shit is so ass
try feet
and sometimes they take your gun
femboys are always a good time
already did that earlier today tho
👑
Only straight marriages mod for skyrim
ICE deport Saadia in Whiterun mod
holy based
lgbt flag shield for skyrim
fuck sadia
ahego shield textures
only straight swords skyrim mod

only curved swords skyrim mod
what about that immersive period and menstral mod?
good game
poop mod

damn
Yes king.
Extremery rare Korean version of the horiday crassic "Up On The Housetop" written and performed by Kim Yoon-ju & Park Se-jin.
RYRICS
[Intro]
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Ho, ho, ho)
(Up on the rooftop)
(Ho, ho, ho)
[Verse 1]
Up on the rooftop, of my shop
With some shotguns and my glock
Blast from my rifle with lots of noise
Aim for your little nuts, shoot y...
nice

Hi :3
dont trust @glad carbon
dude are you still on about that
he will backstab your ass
until everyone knows the snitch ass cracker mf he is


so innocent
i am a warrior im gonna kill you im gonna stab you
the confines of my mind i just said shit
i b saying shit man
all will be repalced by ai
do you think i'd roll Assad on arena
more people should do this
feed him a cookie
schleppa stop watching it
new rule
more black man cumming
yakub?
let it happen
200 deaths vs 7 billion presents undelivered
clearly one is better
santas sleigh can prob demolish a airplane
this is a little odd
maybe they're currently under attack. or else this is quite a bug
ok it's a bug
didn't world of tanks do the same thing as an april fools prank?
chat, is this real?
WT did it for april fools
@fluid epoch (mr.blakk) has been muted for 5 days for reason: So when we told you to stop with AI slop shitposts, we didn't mean "Post a naked man ass". -5d
This man isn't jolly.
Everyone, I invite you to send hardcore gay porn to @stoic girder 's DMs, he dearly misses it in #🎪bruh-fart
@coarse bear where does the furry porn go
coward
should have pinged @ everyone
yours? 
@grizzled meadow
@grizzled meadow real?
Brainfart trying not to be homosexual challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
blue pussy got him acting unwise
there are many reasons to go against your entire people
blue pussy is not among them
One second in the tent and he speaks for their rights
Its like converting a neonazi to zionism type shit 
What have you done? 
i jsut saw something extremely fucked up on twitter
Women with speaking rights?
that's what mossad should be doing
a chinese aah mf lined up like 5 cockroaches and made a device that anally r***d them
with sticks like vladislav
i am baffled
giving settler sloppy toppy to all the neonazis

Now now, with enough of these, you might be able to reconstruct one or two gachi videos
these games need different names
world of tanks is just riding off the coattails
WT and WoT

i mean its roaches but cmon man
does he know theres plenty that do both
no im just like
damn..
just look for like 30 seconds at the mfs that elon reposts
If you read the comics, Eywa is an actual hivemind.
You connect to it, it's gg.
You're saying they let the genocidal colonist to fuck every blue women in their species? Holy based
I guarantee you, I'm hateful enough to overpower it
contempt is my sword
Not all life on Pandora used to have a brainstem thing 
disgust is my shield
Chinese and their obsession with torturing every living being
smh
The suffering adds Feng shui or something.
but making a device that anally grapes roaches? i think this feng shui shit is going too far
Why santa laughs like hoehoehoe instead of strongindependentwomanstrongindependentwomanstrongindependentwoman
😭

bet that shit grips like harambe gripped that kids leg
[WIP] Sounds of War is a UBOAT sound mod that focuses mainly on explosions and weaponry using modified audio assets from the spectacular Arma 3 JSRS mod by the amazing LordJarhead.
It also aims to modify some other key sounds to increase immersion and add a more dramatic feel to the game.
Mod link: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfile...
This...
take a listen to the modded sounds of crush depth. absolutely chilling
Every insane quote and story that the one and only goober, King Azoulay, has posted on the internet....
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to contact or annoy anyone spoken about in this video. It is for educational, entertainment, and informative purposes only. This video serves the purpose of providing entertainment and an argument against the other...
love this guy
he legit just saying shit man
You rang?
verbal equivalent of this
those things are so silly
so fucking unserious
There are so many silly birds out there they really make you wonder why they evolved this way
this one is even worse man
😛
natural silly selection
known bird law
it's a nutsack with legs




