#🎪bruh-fart
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gooner spotted
yup

what you drink
Nay, you can hardly fap to it
i have a fleeting memory of that
that's epic
dont need to project your self onto me
So you tasted piss?????
stop projecting your self onto me
bro
its your kink not mine
i dont judge
just play it lil bro
everything
you will find out
don't be a meta nerd
I dont project Model 18 Gun Motor Carriage on you
You dont deserve that
yoooo @prime zenith
This is not me
hi buddy
yeah makes sense
stupid twunk
I love how brainfart truly embrace Austrian failed painter
it looks like a smiling friends creature
protien
its a fuckin dinosaur
oh steam is down 
i dont think so much its down more so that
everyone and their fucking mother waited until TODAY to buy gifts
emergency twink!
you must save christmas flop!
imagine making a submarine that ISN'T WATERPROOF
mfw
Always these bitches making the rest of us look flat smh 
Not me
harlot
People with tits lol
My god
there is like one here
xal
but thats because he is fat af
Legit af
I require 150 kilos of cheese
I hope not literally
i really only like melted cheese but most are good to me like that

Trademark type shit
my ears
well that woke me up, fick dich
CHEESE GROMIT!!!
how do they even get torpedos into the submarines?
do they just open the hatch from the outside and guide it in?
Why is her face so white bruh did she got dipped in the white paint when she was young 😭
1700s beauty standard
real
ooo...spy drop off
kill yourself
The torpedos come in several IKEA boxes and have to be assembled in the torpedo room
a version you can save
the only way I can think of is by putting it in through the tube, outside
otherwise, this is a pretty big sub, that torp is easily 1/4 the size of the vessel

Muzzle-loaded submarine, the future of warfare
the torpedos are literally the length of the entire bow section
Are they literally sleeping inches above the torpedos
yes
yeah why not
I guess they took off the top hatches and lowered them in via crane
Submarines are VERY cramped
On top of them
you think of you?
Cause torpedoes need to be armed to go off
they aren't just a sitting block of C4. They need to impact a vessel for the fuse to activate
Bro this havent even turned me on, it just disgusted me 💔
But not legged?
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me learning that torpedoes require arming distance the hard way
Even then, C4 needs a lot of shit to blow up
ABSOLUTE PEAK recommended
High explosives doesnt mean its easy to blow up
It means it requires high amount if energy to go off
A torpedo is basically a small boat
You can literally set C4 on fire and nothing will happen
Samurai Jack would have been so peak if every enemy of his until the last season wasn't a robot, inexplicably
Cuz blood was censored up until that season
but i guess it wouldn't have emotional impact of him actually killing a human and being shocked it wasn't a robot like before
well duh
533mm torpedoes
280kg of explosive filler
Is that supposed to be Pokemaine with an AT-4?
that would hurt
Wait is that pokemaine?
5kg of TNT is enough to level a house
Why is this person wanting to love a girl who is about to penetratr his armor with a 83mm HEATFS Projectile
People are retarded
Romania's secret project to make iedy fucking do something for once
I love girls that will just blow me up
Why are you saying an F word
Thats very offensive
stfu
why the hell did i learned birth labor in kingdom come
crowd in the background quickly becoming an entire mass and then back to moving again
I like this outfit of her more
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Unpopular opinion
Im more on about women wearing proper clothing 🗿
Pants are awesome
I like dress
those too
I don't like dresses very much
They're super uncomfortable imo
that's a cute dress
i never unedrstood jeans fr
I like older fasions
they're sooo uncomfortable
They makes female looks way more feminine
Whats wrong with them
uncomfortable as hell
I wear shorts in anything thats not Formal
In formal scenario I wear either khaki or suit pants
Personal preference I guess
They are way more comfortable
I am wearing shorts rn
Fuck me it feels comfortable
modestly dressed
70% of her tits are visible
we are truly fucked

Thays not even 70%
Bro do you even math?
do a calculation and post your thought process
suit amd linen are very nice
super comfortable too
well yeah
I ngl
Rather qear combat uniform trouser than jeans
Vro has no idea how much 70% is
They are actually comfortable
i wear heavy ass cargo pants to work sometimes when we have field days and they're still more comfrotable than jeans
If thats bro 70% then ig this is 25% revealing
I would wear combat trouser and boots to work if I can
Sadly my job does not allow

Does your job allow you to dress like this
jeans feel weird texture is weird
First of im a dude, if I am a girl I would wear that
Second no
Third off, im a dude so no
Sad
In comparsion to what
anything else
To Khaki i guess
most other pants
Whos stopping you
except shorts shorts are also weird
HR
"What if i pretend to not understand the point and make the discussion completely pointless?"
Fair enough
I dont know man
regulations

We havent continued that conversation
I FUCKING HATE SUITS
You are the only one dwells on it
Cast a fireball at them
I fucking love suit
I dont like suit jacket tho
But I will wear suit pants, shirts and vest
all i have to say on the issue
yeah and that's my problem, it's very hot most of the time
mr chaplin wilding tho
ah he was talking about torps not her... father on top of her
i severely misunderstood that
this man absorbs and vomits eceleb dramashit he physically is incapable
Walmart
going to walk into work with a vest on and a ski mask and just get dropped by security 💔
lol armed security
They just don't understand
I wish I could wear this to work
so now i know you wanna dress like a tree with horse ears, and as an armed robber
Horse*
Not dog
Both at the same time I hope
I mean
I do have an urge to dress like random Soviet soldier on their way to conquer Afghanistan knowing we are going to fail
me last week
bannerlord dlc is terribly made, multiple times you can just die by watching the cutscene play out
i cant wwith these cats man
why are their skulls so small
this level of marvel and jolly and whimsy is of paramount importance
who would've though bannerlord would have a mess for a dlc
kater
Manui 
i mean the boat combat is fun
but youd think 4 fucking years they wouldve made story missions function properly
i heard that there's a boat maximum so you can kill 3000+ armies easily by winning the first fight
someone genuinely wrote this
I love how even when the artstyle tries its hardest to make them look even moderately appealing. The artist just cannot manage to move past how dysgenic they are.
the worst part is I've seen people in real life who look like this
set them on fire
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Why not?
Just wear it under your suit
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@simple ore
there's no fucking wawy man
this has to be a Hamas psyop
Pictured: Xan West
lowk didn't expect it

AYAHAHAHHAHA
i am genuinely convinced it's some reverse psyop against the jews genuinely
Y'know how instagram posts put as many fucking hashtags as possible
doubt
Its just that
why is gordon blond
i want to play slop
and wwhy is spy black
they are ddosing steam?
steam is down
maintenance?
Full of christmas carp
its literally every braindead normie retard and their mom waiting until today or tomorrow to do anything with the sale
web version of steam is working tho
crimmer
kill yourself
one is a crucial priority infrastructure, the loss of which will make half the populace riot and the other catatonic
and the other is an empty square of land with some token seasonal decorations and some dull state faculty buildings that make you feel depressed
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Bodybuilders in Suits.
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Song Farben - Orange Sector
leave my boy fisher alone
kill yourself
Thats a half life black ops reference
Not splinter cell
I'll kill you first
Of all the atrocities the Imperium regularly commits, why do they also have to turn dogs into robots
cause the good boys wanna serve too
Because cyber mastiffs are dogs made even more deadlier
These fuckers are supposed to chase down and kill hive gangers in power armor hyped up on giga combat stimms and drugs
im really enjoying the hellbore laser
What, like a white elephant?
Sloppa
this u bro

Zamn
Too strong?
yes
also getting kicked in the jaw isn't fun
75mg of kronic cookie I TOOK A QUARTER
shit didn't kick in until an hour later
then it hit all at once then I felt like dry heaving
spinny room and shit, nah not
You need a snack
you need ice cream
my left ear feels like it has the entire ocean in it
i thought that was a couch
same at first
Remember to thoroughly wash your pizzas after removing them from the potting soil
I get that reference
wwhy he laug at him
Понял
rip steam
gaben is making sure his gaming flock is going to touch some christmas grass at least for a bit
Merry furmas and a happy OwO year!!!!
santa i ask for 5 days mute on this retard
@visual stirrup merry crysler hatredskiy
genuinely just eat benadryl like an m&m's advent calender
slur
@prisma venture @pseudo robin Updated some of the ol' gems if anyone prefers these
this is history
is that mine on the right
Lovely
I made it and censored it a bit more (safer to use)
the moment mods stopped enforcing no politics rule in brainfart, it is finally on the actual watchlist of european police
interpole check list
when brainfart and gamma is gone, remember iedy, it's on you
you could have prevented this
imagine in like 10 years
gamma server is gone
and you meet some random brainfarter in a random server
assuming we're still alive
@naive bison
*on a random right wing march
Like Phoenix from the ashes, a start of something new and beautiful
I already see a lot of people with gamma in mutuals
Even funnier is that they didn't/barely said anything on this server
their is like the population of Montenegro in this server
normal a lot of people have this server in mutuals more if those people are from gaming related server
Grok definitely wagers discord numbers for bargains and whatnot
Also why the fuck Call of Pripyat is so expensive?!
The game got like 12 hours of content
Mute/ban bait?
its worst one of trilogy
no that would be clear sky
it def isn't "right behind"
Soc>CoP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>CS
xal with the bad takes again 🥱
cop is worst one
howw
bro i replayed all stalker games
finished SoC in an evening
booted up cs
headshotted a naked bandit with a slug 3 times
he lived
quit the game
i cba
dogshit fucking ame
game

i opened pda in cop and looked at map and immediately quit
Stalker 2 is the best out of all of them
thats true
cant even bring myself to say this for the bit
they accidentally made part of epstein files avaliable before it was publically released
💔
all you had to do was just change a number from 7 to 8 i think
They surely can't be this retarted, right?
they are they really are
before it was public if you went to doj website and went onto data set 7 you could just change url that say like "data set 7 files" to "data set 8 files" and it would download the files before they were public on doj website
the only reason you cant read it all is because this
they also removed like 100 documents from the leak to their official release of it
The best part out of ALL of this is: nothing will happen to anyone 
ya
apparently some of stuff that was in leak also contradicts other fbi stuff
I mean there were rebellions in a few countries this year, where they overthrew the corrupt governments
Let it cook a little more... That's all I'm gonna say
Eat the cat
Even better
yes
like eating sandwich without crust
The chicken pisses me off the most
Vro 
im paying to enjoy eating it not just to eat all of it
married to eric cartman
Vro
It's a free world I guess
Vro
Her diet includes your ass?
yes
brother eating a sandwich without the crust is not the same as eating only chicken skins and cheese
calm down slut
You said it
it's an english phrase
no english
Sure buddy
Yeah cause if you dont host it anymore its gone forever

Smart
Surely like 3 mil people dont have copies of all that shot
yea theres already archives of every data set on jmail
that site is really interesting
you can see all his emails, google drive, his amazon purchases
its cool

apparently epstein was wearing amazon essentials pants
People are fucking tech illiterate nowdays
But she ate the crust of the fried chicken
That's basically flour and egg
It's possible
Or panko. I don't remember if that has gluten
and spices
is popeyes fried chicken so just eating skin of it isnt even blameable
i need to make fried chicken
But if she's gluten intolerant, then why would she eat the cheese from the pizza, which would clearly have gluten in it?
You can see it in the image
She also digested a portion of the crust
crimas
If it was celiacs, just cross contamination would be enough to make them sick.
Cheese itself is fine, but touching gluten or being prepped incorrectly could cause a reaction
Same goes for products that wouldn't have gluten, but were made in a facility that processes it.
Panko is fine if its not crosscontaminated. Theres no way in hell popeyes is gonna have a totally seperate fryer
hey catboyo
ok fire
Fire fit
i think i like womens feet again
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i had to stare at this for a full minute before the horrible truth dawned on me
true brother
later that night :
when will grok add this into gamma
insect glaive being above swaxae and gunlance is fucking criminal
oh no
god i love the swaxe
sns being top 6 tho
the sns is just such a fluid weapon you never have to stop attack or sheathe
i havent used an insect glaive since fucking 4u
the game it was literally introduced in
literally only stat that matters is speed
it rocked in 4 because it was the game that introduced mounting in the first place
and was the best weapon along with the charge blade that was also added that game
i never played the 3ds games but i have em
idk what settings to use on this bitch ass emu
might get a switch just for GU
glad they brought back gore magala
i hope gogmazios makes it into MR in wilds
gog is my favorite monster
fighting rajang in world :
idk man the rate uses might be bullshit cuz i just did a tempered arkveld and everyone was using gunlance includding me
are stats polled or taken from the (do you consent to share your data pls hit yes or no) thing
there is no official usage rates posted most of the times its mfs going into lobbies and writing down what everyone was using
long sword is still the most popular
fuck longsword
the fact insect glaive and charge blade have the same popularity makes me question alot of things
bruh you dont even have to fire your kinsect to collect the shit anymore
you just attack
your kinsect automatically collects depending on what you hit
you have literally zero reason to ever fire your kinsect
wow what a nice guy
the cat was easily the most annoying part of this run. the double trap is hard to pull off because for whatever reason, the cat decides to put the wire trap somewhere around my pitfall every single time which waste the pitfall if the monster steps in the wire trap. it's obnoxious, but im so happy to get sub 2 on temp gore with glaive. welcome ba...
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@deep topaz
ooooooh fuck i need the link to buy that now
fuckass fish
thumbsucker 1000
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Why is the teen black, this seems vaguely racist.
Why are you assuming that is a teen
You ageist
Age is just a number, thats why age of consent must be 21 because everyone in their 18's and below are retarded
insect glaive was always more popular with people who liked funky movement tech
i do like funky movement tech
but swaxe is just too cool
also didnt realize bow was that high
i want to get good with aerial swaxw in gu whenever i play it
i just fucking hate nintendo
Another W for car seat companies
the darktide difficulty spike is ridiculous
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Tox Flamer in Uprising: nooo pls burning wahhbh
Me when I see Tox Flamer in Malice:
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Jolly Cigarette Wife 

not sure what exactly im looking at'
ah
Cigarette Wife
big difference between those two images let's not kid ourselves
Ripped stockings.
real cig wife
Fuck.
FSM confirmed 
FSM?
Why'd she kiss a minor
she almost did more than that wtf was that episode
shit show dogshit slop for dudes who get no bitches and stack no paper
I think he got a lot of bitches
But his bitches keep dying
Like I believe very gruesomely so

She's in the files
otherwise ive never seen or read chainsaw man lmao
Depresso peam with a side of weird shit
SHINJI NO DO NOT GO TO THE HOSPITAL
what dry said
Funnily enough the 90s series has none of pedo shit
Better watched when you're also depresso because then you'll be in the mindset of the guy that made it
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Are you sure about that
did you watch it
one relationship is woman creeping on boy
the other is girl creeping on man
Misato do not corner Shinji during the apocalypse STOP
I have watched it this month and there was no kiss or hospital scene
Wh
yeah thats not the only pedo shit
show makers sprinkling in some of the weirdest fucked up shit imaginable into an otherwise normal show
(culture or something idk)
I mean... how do you motivate a teenager into a robot?
Didnt she get shot like after this scene or something
real ones know the rebuild movies are a sequel
Normal show btw

That's cope
okay but you get what I'm saying
there's a plotline in i think episode 3 of boogiepop phantom about an older guy creeping on a high school girl and then gets eaten by monsters
peak show
You don't, you look for a different way, you don't bet all your success on mentally unstable kids in prime puberty impact
they all have a little fucking weird in them for some reason
Please do not make excuses for this
You're already in the Epstein Files 15 times
made in abyss was the worst offender those guys probably need a heavy investigation
need i remind you all these shows all come from the same country you can buy schoolgirl panties from a vending machine
Huh
And they fantasize about getting hit by a truck.
I don't even think I can get into it
minus the weird shit it's good
but the weird shit made me genuinely not want to finish ut
i never tried it because i don't like cutesey characters being involved in fucked up or graphic situations
Anime that made me cried a river so far is Assassination Classroom
It was Clannad for me.

Another weird af anime that idk if the writer used crack while writing it
Is Akihabara Maid War
Gintama man
balls
Its so pean
You know its supposed to be Silver Soul
But Silver Ball is also its meaning
One anime i need to watch is Kino's Journey
The Serial Experiments Lain vibe tho
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cowboy bepop was peak and coincidentally didn't have creep shit sprinkled in for no reason
sunrise animes have never been super sexualized
old gundam had girls with boobs out but it wasnt sexualized at all
I have one friend who won't stop recommending madoka maji or something like that but it's bad things happening to children and I just don't wanna
i wish i could go back to watching madoka for the first time
🤤
i was on a shady website so the episodes still had the MORNING RESCUE ads
i miss 2012
I'm not watching it I'm not watching it I'm not watching it
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I got this outfit for free but…
Idk about you guys but personally I feel like a maid outfit is less dignified than a cow print bikini or something 🥲
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MOOOOOOOOORNING RESCUUUUUUUUUUUUE
Ight this one was kinda mid ngl
This reminds me of the funny hospital scene 
does iedy know about queen's blade
Awh
I am sucker for maid fit
Its so cute

Sometimes gooning makes me wondering wtf is wrong w mr
tons of things
Existential crisis arc
time to build
If you spend hours jorkin it then seek help, if you cum'n'go then I wouldn't worry too much, just try grooming yourself properly and talk to people irl especially women
Awh hell nah im too busy to sit at PC to jork
Not about how you crank it
Yes
Wonderful, do you enjoy yours?
I saw a homeless guy at the bus stop with a steam deck once
Bc im not
Yes
Then identify "gooning"
Why
Shit broke on me a 3rd time this year
lowkey if i get one i want the oled one
why yo ubreakin it
Broke how
Yes
This will be the 2nd time im sending it back to steam bc some shit stopped working
It simply will not turn on. It flases the led at the top of the device and thats it
No screen response no lighting nothing

Sometimes just looking at goth girl and was like
Damn
I wish I was loved
Took it apart and replugged it back together n nothing
Things a dud at this point
Then jork it
My peantis
Shit costs me 700 and it chooses the last day of its warranty to break on me
Fuck gabe newell
I dont think hundred of hours of zelda lost is his only concern
Wouldn't the cartridge still be fine
Maybe its a pyramid scheme
Thats what i think atp
I want to own a spent Stinger launcher irl
It's not gooning, it's common wish to be loved, intimate with someone. Normal shit
ITS FUGGICKING CRHISTMASER
They keep reparing the same one too instead of sending a new one
@grizzled meadow kill this man
Its not happening man we dont talk about that here
it's times like these I'm glad I'm a
Marry Chrysler!
Short wife
I love this shot so much
Racist catgurl
❤️ 
fuck cigarette wife i want a mcdonalds wife
santa get on it
Ratchet
Isnt this the silent hill girl
so just a whale
enough wife posted when are we husband posting
she even sleeps at mcdonalds
Bruce Campbell is squarely in that category
it's awesome knowing nothing about zzz and just occasionally getting random shit about it
Obesity
we get it you don't know how to exercise or eat in moderation
Can you teach me?
sometimes you make sacrifices for the things you love
they're all in on the joke
Not a huge fan of 3d effect
me n who
me n whom
The cia agent making you extremist
be me
clean pistol cuz its dirty
heard random noise in living room
happily tip toe to see if its target
not target
sad
women often get sad when they get fat
Let's hope safety is on



