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And then this Resident Evil looking ass house...

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This is the greatest nicki conversation of All Time
why is JD Vance moving like Johnny Sins apparently
Can't even remember what he actually looks like
he looks like tate but less orange
got my lungs blown out by a a tcw sp
if i had a paca i would have lived
did someone say lungs
he had the RBAV rig class 4 and a fucking player scav stole it
many curses on that fellas family
The humble Scav player spawning after the PMC cleared the map
i shoulda blown his legs off and ran away
Chris Rock wilin
what
i killed a zabralo guy 2 days ago on factory and a guy also stole my shit
fact check true
cant win with romanians
It gets worse, someone fucked up and uploaded a fake AI vid on official govt pages.
I killed a guy in labs once and watched as his led x left his inventory in real time
last wipe start of wipe i throated one tapped a guy in zabralo with class 6 plates with AP-M
from 2020
I enhanced the video using Artemis LQ setting in Video Enhance AI. I will try next with the composite setting to see if this makes a difference. I am not that great with this stuff as far as rendering 3D graphics and have never used blender so I am not sure if this helps anybody but I thought maybe a little more clarity would help. Maybe throw a...
at this point i am assuming trump is literally every single one of the redacted names

Supposedly they also fucked up redacting documents
LMAOOOOOOOO
did they actually think people would fall for this?
this shit looks like a half life 1 scientist trynna kill himself
chariot to thuggartha
LOL??
btw could you even kill yourself like this THEORETICALLY?
because hanging yourself you probably go unconcious way before you die
Depends on how you hang yourself
in that position it looks like he'd slump back or to his side
and involuntarily breathe again
life in hyperborea
In a prison cell it's more like choking yourself to death
not a large area to generate force to break your neck
left is how they are saying he did it
right is how i woulda done it
Its like that episode of the wire all over again 
the body was fake and he is alive, or something
Setup for autoerotic asphyxiation not suicide
on the right one trump would be behind jeffrey
No fucking shot he hung himself

arent the legs backwards
wont he slope forwfard
on which one
the original
idk
Epstien had a big boss/venom snake body double
he loved cloning
someone needs to make a venom snake edit with epstein
he could also slump to the side, not forward
and swing back toward the bed
We conveniently lost the footage in the timeframe he would have died so ig he hung himself
new robs media slop video
The government thinks we are fucking retarded
Totally real
No, your survival instincts would kick in. That's why people use stuff like ropes and shit. You are unable to strangle yourself to death
might be the reason no one is allowed on little st james, and security is so tight, there might be a clone of epstien in epstiens diddy palace bunker
...in this scene he's killed and then it's made to look like a suicide

Choking yourself to death is a Herculean task
Because in that setup it's only pressure to the windpipe
ben stolen
Yes

awww
The redaction fuckup also sound completely plausable. There have been so many times where users fuckup redacting documents
And also choking to death is REALLY unpleasant and your body will definitely try to avoid dying like that, self preservation almost always kicks in at some point
the school project:
Half the time they barely know how to use adobe or digitally sign things
Or tinfoil hat on, the messed up documents are completely fake and disinformation done on purpose
dellor pilled
That is entirely possible
But I do believe our government is retarded enough to fuck this up on accident
those who found out
They are, seen way too many retarded tickets come in
curious
LMAOOOOOOO
Why is there an extension cord holding up his belt
So they legit cover the Perpetrators, there is even proof now... Interesting 
"you know i'm recording you?"
speechcraft increased to 67
that would be terrible
HAHA 67 LIKE THE MEME LIKE THE MEME RIGHT
Suboptimal
was not intentional
diabolical
La le lu li lo
Im convinced the point is to have no point. Its built retarded
Trigger linkage from hell
The entire meme was a kid trying to force it to become a meme, and people were doing it ironically
Then they did it ironically so much
Mateba revolver if it was made after a fat crack pipe hit
Cylinder gap is completely harmless 🙂
It stopped being ironic
So just absurdism
Fuck if I know
Mateba if it were cool
the photoshoot
whenever I visit family friends and hang out with them it always devolves into 67 and they don't even know what the fuck it means
Anyways I have this and don’t understand it
I'll be 6 margaritas in at a Mexican restaurant and they'll be talking about 67 for the entire dinner and ride back
bill jensens soul leaves his body
Love when Jesus comes through to block your sight from the horros unleashed by his viewers
He doesn't even press a button to do it
I went christmas shopping for my niece, went down the toy aisle and saw skibidi toilet lootboxes
Shits fucked
me when I sell half life assets for profit
we are so back
How legally distinct do you think the skibidi toilet merch is to avoid the wrath of valve
he's crying because he found out hitler actually died and didn't go to agartha
Any Sons of the Forest enjoyers in chat
🥀
speedran the game
dont like it
took me and my friend 13 hours
love the forest
he got sent to hyperborea instead, and was captured by the deep ones
the survival aspect is still good
Ive been playing it with some friends and its pretty fun
but unfortunately the devs didn't realise they can't make stories
Yeah the story is kinda ass
When the intro scene where your character fucking rolls up their sleeve and it says fight demons I knew I was in for a rough one
the forest is for surviving
Like what actually caused these mutants
I never played the first one
Aids or something I never paid attention to the lore
its all kept vague
because the devs want youtubers to make theory videos
Super AIDS
all i'm saying is
if you play sotf or the original forest
do not follow the story
just build shit and survive
Some of the caves are kino
Making mega structures in the first was so fun
The Forest had a story?
It's a fucking chore in sotf
a disconnected one
because the story was added in parts
and nobody tried to connect dots in the story they just thought something was cool and added it
I never knew, I was just building shit and fought off the retards
Some friends used cheats to autogen a giant bridge across some huge crater.
Remember the little jit you are saving
Dude the crater rocked
Fucking loved that part of the map
How cooked is america?

also there is the fact that the taxes makes anything and everything except yachts double the price
artjom after no sleep
Mfw i give the same money to buy a car to govt
actually no
????
ur spine is supposed to do that
i'm telling the turk how terrible his life is
what the fuck is happening
Im wondering that too
Grotesque faces
Exactly what I thought when I posted that gif
Still better than whatever tf is happening in america 

that's turbo cope

its better then russia tho let me tell you that
turkey? still doubt
imagine a country that is in war
and imagine one that is not
Nah it's like comparing romania to idk fucking somalia or smtn
Anywho, turkish century trust
On the verge of learning polish and just going there
they're both shitholes
why you would willingly go to poland
because its like the best place in europe
So true citizen
Immigration laws I am a racist
@eager igloo
We have people driving 8 ton trucks that can't read the speed limit signs here
And cheat to get cdls
you want to live in europe? you either go rural or you go poland

"my name is retarded American i shall leave what is arguably the best country to live in to live in poland"
are we being fr
we are being dead ass it's pretty bad
it is just not getting any better
are you for real right now or is this satire
because i know you are retarded enough for this to not be satire
our presidents is fucking pedophile it's bad
Who's isn't?
what
when has the president not been one
when has the president not been a shitbag?
like deadass think of a single "good" president
Teddy Roosevelt was lit
Presidents being complete scum is a newer thing
Feels like the last few years has been the schizo validation power hour
he basically started American imperialism
goated
We should still be taking peoples shit
Obama 
Mr dronestrikeweddings obama man oh man
Think of a single good president in the past 100 years and you cant
Do you remember the old times where your vote actually mattered and average voter iq was above room temperature in celcius degrees? Good times
that's just how it fucking is
i hate to be the one to telly ou but Americans are literally GOYCATTLE
Remember when your vote actually fucking mattered and wasn't rigged
no because it hasn't mattered since before anyone here was born
Yes
It also has ties with voter iq ngl
Truthnuke
yes that's why its terrible to live in
morning gentlemen
The demoralization brigade is out fierce tonight

Rich and Powerful are all pedophiles
Gov is spying on us all
Overwhelming support for Israel (not sus at all)
And those are just the major ones
what is that word brother
During the most jolly of times
what does that even mean
📚 Goycattle
So this word is to used to describe [white people] under [influence] of Jewish tricks .It is more powerful for of goyim or goy , and describes ultimate final form of someone being under [influence] of tiny hat tribe
Football is [ultimate] goycattle sport , it turns them into [mindless zombies] that [don't care] about immigrations and put sport even above their family
dont explain in 4chan terms
I do not see a future living here
eat that goyslop!
America's people are fucking retarded

Cant wait 4chan lingo getting into academic articles in the future to describr these things
they all fall for the same bullshit
they all pretend to not fall the same bullshit
hows its hanging
hows the week before christmas
1000 years from now and the only evidence of us existing is from 4chan forums
Tbh PRISM and the snowden leaks were pretty validating. Been preaching that shit for years
Fucking depressing
kennedy? idk
Tiny hat tribe 
If Kennedy didn't die we would have no cia
Dont forget panama papers too.
had multiple affairs with different women and also got his shit blown smoove off
Im still salty snowden leaks havent got much movement to dislodge these mfs out of the govts
whats wrong with that
he also mishandled the bay of pigs
how does this make a bad president
how does that impact his job as president
We got christmas this week
you want a moral man leading your country
he gets payed more
also it leads to blackmail

He was the youngest president
hows the christmas week treating you
ofc he was fuckin
like how trump fucked those kids on that island hes also being blackmailed rn
no? who cares
if the economy is good and theres no wars let a furry run your country who gives a fuck

there is fucking kids and then there is just sleeping with women
Dawg
yes but sleeping with multiple women leads to blackmailing shit and scandals

😭
The economy is beyond fucked currently
Hanging out with da dawg
stop giving trillions to isreal and its fixed basically
that's why alex sleeps with men
My real schizo theory is AI is already being used to amplify disinfo campaigns, coupled with heavy demoralization efforts, add even more absurd things, to eventually weaken peoples will and move goalposts
Sleeping with multiple women is a criteria i look for my president, it's a sign of being alpha 

Fuck are we supposed to do our input doesn't matter and they run our government
At this point, no wonder why so many people believe in conspiracy theories...
You see what gov did in the 60s, 70s, etc. And suddenly they stopped doing vile shit in the 2020s?
The world is run by devils and we have to get by somehow
economy is bad because the iron dome is reloaded

To the point where terrible things will happen, and the general public shrugs.
make them pay for the missiles instead of getting it for free
Thats not schizo theory dude, its literally happening, look at the twitter botfarms
Itll get worse
that and America pays for isreali
healthcare
veteren benefits
education
and a LOT more shit
in exchange you get missile data
Thats my point
what do you expect our president is a zionist
jealous pakistani
every woman in 2013
It's just fucking over bro
"Mr. preisdent all the data from the IDF has arrived!!"
"why is it all about bombing children?"
Turkey election...
what missile data WE create the missiles they use
what else would you bomb?
At least its amusing to read up on.
yeah and you need to test them idiot
Good goys
baller
no you don't America already tests it's own missiles
Hello guys
In their eyes they are just goyim so it's fine
i cant touch this convo im gonna get permad
they have an entire system for procurement they dont get random ass missiles and then they just field test it like the russian military does
Dont say an akp fanatic about high profile politician's ties with gülen, they'll go apeshit
stay away speed
In the last hour I learned that there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it & paste it onto another document to read the redactions.
So this is REAL
The @krassenstein @EdKrassen have many of the files. Copy and share this everywhere
Im really surprised alex didn't get permad yet
blow my shit smoove off, hitler
Like I'm just fucking done at this point
joe biden rn
it's just fucking over bro
great century of american humiliation
I wonder if everyone here is in a watchlist already
How do you fuck up a black highlighter
Nobody can own a house and our president is a fucking kid diddler
How does it even get to this point
yeah we had a black woman who was fucking RETARDED and a pedophile this last election was raped from the start man
our inflation has skyrocketed
Riden with Biden
its literally fucking AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS AS OUR ELECTED CHOICES
Is that kerry from arma 3
Feel like a fucking coupe is in order this seems unfixable
One wishes for the end times already
It's only scum up for running
okay the fire rises player
we do NOT want an American civil war 2
no its all larp
nobody would fight which is why it's so fucked
whatever would come after the civil war it would be 100x better
"Man, I can't wait to exfil with my superior leading me through this stressful situation
"
there's no pushback
its what happens when you create a generation of chuds who sit inside and jack off to the internet all day
My schizo wants to believe this is redirection, but ive seen how retarded people can be.
States are constantly signing away their constitutional rights
It's fucking baffling
My next bet will be eu becoming a military alliance like nato
You can try it yourself
Unfucking whatever hapoened
I think he believes that they intentionally made the mistake
At this point Id bet on sabotage
Malicious compliance
Ah 
But maybe Im overestimating them
They covered up worse
With dementia BTW
The fact an impeachment isn't even in order is insane but everyone in the next election is probably also in that document
guy is using pdfgrep with trump highlight to give the impression that every single redact is trump i feel
He has dementia??? 
i'm not saying nothing is redacted but is every single redact the name "trump" in RED yeah no
He keeps doing these
We have so many users that have no clue how to digitally sign documents or use adobe. Or they fuckup using CAC/PIV certs, don't wanna call IT, then just use highlight instead of proper redaction. Its 300000% plausible its real
I mean don't you believe that with how long it took to release them that there was someone who tried? I doubt this shit didn't have to go through multiple checks by probably departments before release. Atleast I imagine
If there is an uprising literally nobody will pushback and it will fail
I like not having extra interview paperwork 
people are way too comfortable letting the government do whatever the fuck they want
what are YOU gonna do about it chud
we can larp all we want
but like at the end of the day
NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.
Pessimism/doomerism has actual effects on the mental, crazy.
My main question is, how tf us army and navy can be so indifferent to this bs, if something similar happened to turkey, we'd have like 4 coups
Arab spring brought benefit
To multiple countries
its too big for a coup to be effective
America is fucking huge
there is literally NOBODY for the military to be loyal too
it would cause a massive civil war
which nobody would want to stop / win
Interesting
I mean isn't the govt still shut down, which includes military personnel
It was resolved, no?
no black october is happening in the US because the independent states would all form into coaltions and sooner or later the US government would be reformed
There are 200 lawyers reviewing the content. And all they accomplished was to get through 3-4 GB of data... Out of 200-300 GB in total.
And they STILL fucked up.
No one knows if this is with Intention or not.
But if I was a lawyer and saw the vile truth...
I would also sabotage that shit.
3-4gb of emails is fucking insane
Everyone is too fucking divided for that because of our political system
Unsure,but it went on too long nonetheless. And the fact it even happened to begin with is kinda crazy
it's so fucked
In a perfect world, yes. But after all the DOGE bullshit, proper procedure and rules went out the window. Im leaning towards it being real incompetence, a manufactured fuckup to coverup worse things.
Surely basic DLP and procedures would catch this
letting yall know that if a civil war happens and a American version of Jin Roh happens im sorry but im joining the evil ass dudes in cool armor
We boutta be living in aneurism 4
What happened to people getting threatened to laid off btw?
Yeah it feels like the US govt lost all credibility when it comes to actual competency in comparison to pre Obama days
Lot of loot pull the trigger
he shot me 3 times in the head
Not sure, I'm not American.
It's just nothing but scandals
Say whatever you will but obama may have been the last proper president considering the american pov
He was kinda funny tbf
"we must consider the American pov!!""
"DROP 8 MORE BOMBS ON WEDDINGS AND CHILDREN HOSPITALS!!!"
you guys cant be serious
Obama was a fucking horrible president
idk what planet you are living on
They are all shit
How was she able to get those? 
He had humor though, he was great for the internet
"Obama was le good president because he he he just was okay chud???"
Obama was good because he's a meme
Dumbest shit I've ever heard
Trump's a fucking meme do y'all think he's a good president?
With those milkers? I think the truth lies elsewhere
I'm not American nor follow American politics, you're taking it too seriously
I sure fucking dont
Besides, I was a fucking teen when Obama was president
no president has been good since any of us have been alive
You think a teen followed another country's politics? I just sat n laughed I know nothing of his presidency
People got laid off. Then layoffs stopped, then laid off people got brought back by court order
I mean, obama at least acted like a president rather than a brainlet 
Never i heard a scandal about obama
Find my pages ahh
Controversies related to the political administration of President Barack Obama (2009–2017).
That's a long list jesus
ZunZuneo was an online social networking and microblogging service created by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and marketed to Cuban users. Following recommendations by the Commission for Assistance to a Free Cuba, it was covertly developed as a long-term strategy to encourage Cuban youths to revolt against the nati...
Never heard about this, neat

Obama was a cool guy
"The origins of ZunZuneo result from USAID allocating millions of dollars concealed as humanitarian funds designated for Pakistan."

quite literally bombed innocent people with drones
Look up Obama about AI
That's how good he's with words. He has no clue what he's talking about, but it still sounds nice and smart.
The developers aimed to use "non-controversial content," such as sports and music, to build up subscribers and then introduce political messages through social bots to encourage dissent in an astroturfing initiative.
Discord psyop campaigns would go hard
go to any presidents wikipedia and look at their controversies and its just bad
i forgot this happened
Unfortunately the previous generations were complacent just as much as us, if anything most of us have only recently come of age to realise this
Don't beat yourself up for it, if anything your awareness is earlier than most
the people you always thought were insane were right
Some cases of me bringing up atrocities in my own country get hit with, I kid you not 'horrible things happen in every country, you think the US didn't do worse?'
As if that's a good excuse
the us is especially bad with atrocities but that doesnt take away from other countires atrocities
Yeah, exactly
the amount of fucking democratic governments we have overthrown through the cia is insane
and made into puppet states
Look man our neighbor boils dogs for breakfast, it's okay if we beat ours
Mmmmmm yes gladio
Literally some ppls views
'yeah look how mentally ill the west is after achieving their "freedom", we have it better here' as we pass trillions to trump
It's laughable
the president shouldnt be allowed to fucking send funds to any foreign country
just on a whim
Im still salty turkey getting cockblocked by US while trying to modernize herself because soviets or smtn idk
The damage done to country is insane, way too many US aligned coups happened
One of the reasons why our govt is still tarded
it just never gets better
Atleast it's the royal family doing it and not the president in our state 
Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims. Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species. Everyone grows up being told the same thing.
"Be nice to other people."
"But beat out the competition!"
"You're special."
"Believe in yourself and you will succee...
the good times your fucking grandparents talk about is never coming back
As, technically, it is their money
Are you feeling it, mr krabs
Blow up your local food bank, rely even more on the govt
the monthly our government is run by scumbags talk
Its schizo hours
is it schizo if its all true
Telling yourself its schizo instead of right is much more palatable
I should've been asleep 6 hours ago.
And it makes you look better on the report later
yeah atleast then you can kind of stray away from it in a way
but it is very apparent the schizo ramblings are not schizo ramblings
The way i see it, every country since the dawn of time has been playing its own messed up game of global chess
for sure
The methods just change
atleast the countries that were doing that shit were somewhat prospering
nobody is prospering
Imagine if we had current day reporting, and someone told the peasants the enemy was flinging plague infested bodies out catapults as bioterror weapons
Except them
Imagine being another country because your king died and his son took that part of the land and everything went tits up because he was a moron
It's same shit, just more complicated
Rich still rules over poor
more or less
Of course the side flinging plague bodies is gonna stir up more discord by hyping people up that its actually demonic will or something
Or that the science behind the plague isn't real
flinging plague ridden bodies was kind of an insane strat
300iq really
the mongols were kind of goated
Average mongol combat iq
imagine being in a castle and a fucking bloating infested corpse gets launched into the roof
Even worse, having no concept of germs and diseases
that is insane
Think about that, less than 50 years ago
less than 50 years ago mfs were doing major surgery without washing their hands
And in 50 years between handwashing and now, we have AI generated propaganda campaigns
Give it another 20, we will probably have some crude form of an adeptus mechanicus cult based around machine gods
Life's a trip when you look at it this way
Imagine if humanity never figured out how to create tools before another species.
Makes me wonder what my younger siblings will witness
I always liked talking with my wifes grandparents, they were born in the 30s and remember electricity coming to town
my grandpa tells me stories of him almost dying in the wisconsin winter setting beaver traps
and getting stuck in them
with the only way getting out his bucket which he had to retrieve with a stick
Its no wonder older people get sucked into doomscrolling tiktok, at that large of an age difference, what we take for granted is still magical to them.
Did you know they bullied ignaz semmelweis to the point to revoke his medical license?
Doesn't surprise me
Just because he asked doctors to wash their hands
God, I remember when my grandpas village had a bus come in, ask who in the village knew how to read, and my grandpa was the only one. Now that company is the biggest company feeding the economy of my country.
And back then their bar was being able to read, dude
Now you can be jobless with 4 yrs of uni degree 
And in 60 or so years, most of us will probably be looked at as old outdated retards
Just how it be
by the homeless
I just find it fascinating that I'll live through that age gap
I'll get to a point where you know
That what I'm working on so hard now will be the equivalent of being able to read to people 50 years from now, maybe
Its real humbling to think about
Even if the main message is "we've always been relatively dumb, just in different flavors"
I think there wont be a big difference tho, I think we hit some sort of cap
Unless we beam info directly into our brains, I guess nothing will change that much
We have so much info that we cannot digest it
It'll apply to next gen too
Neuralink
I lowk think it will flop hard
Probably, and go through terrible medical mishaps
they keep putting them in apes and they keep dying
Too early for such technology
And in 90 years we will look at neuralinks like we look at medieval dentistry
We dont even have an idea how human brain even works
we do
Very likely
Not really, we only have educated guesses
We have entire medical phenomena that we use that works, but we can't explain why.
.
crispr will prolly be a thing in 50 years and mfs will be gene splicing themselves
Like EMDR working for ptsd, even if the tech is just tapping left and right until brain resets.
Also yall remember when human genome project was launched, people thought it'll unlock the secret of the dna
Then we realized it was just a piece of puzzle and realize epigenetics exist 
We also zap people's brains to get them outta depression yet we dont know how it works 
ECT, look it up
soon mfs will be lengthening telomeres and living to 160
if we figure that out and crispr and cure for cancer you could live indefinitely
if you can just repair your dna
Oh so the neuroscience idea behind emdr is when trauma happens, brain gets stuck processing it. Alternating taps and eye movements help unclog stuck memories, because it mimics REM sleep processing, then tricks your brain into finishing the memory processing.
shit sounds like a stuck hardrive
I never heard of EMDR until now
Thats legit interesting, ima read up
That sounds helpful
It worked for me, but it sounds like the most insane medical bullshit
CBT also sounds like insane yet it's been proven it can reshape the human brain back to normal somehow
They reboot you and kept pressing F5 
You literally just speak till your brain gets better
cock and ball torture
Nuroscience as a whole is pretty fucking confusing.
It just blows my mind that we have whole areas of science that works, but we can't explain why. We just know it does.
Kinda similar to science before gravity was defined.
@naive bison
reminds me of machine learning. past a certain point in training a model afaik we just have no clue how it works
could be talking out of my ass though
I mean that’s how it’s been for all of human history. Take fire for example. We’ve been using it and knowing what makes it work and what doesn’t for far longer than we knew about shit like oxygen, states of matter, etc
all my homies love nuclear energy
I didnt realize the first image was cutoff
kinda funny how the only reason nuclear energy is popping back up in the united states is to fuel AI datacenters but whatever
burn your local ai datacenter down
I'm tired boss
Why did germany dismantled their well working nuclear plants that was less polluting than russian natural gas again?
I just got to working age
Hey if anything
we're still top chicken on this rock, and only ones able to get out and land on another giant rock floating in space 
Why now
the industry is gonna burn itself down at some point anyway, probably
textbook bubble
unless the incestual passing of money around like 3 megacorporations goes on forever
They are trying to gaslight everyone that it isn't a bubble 
gotta make sure them stock prices don't fall
quick mr. huang, another statement that it isn't an ai bubble immediately!!!
In 2150, the great octopus uprising begins
The what now
World of apes, but it's octi now
Anyway
somewhat unfortunate I was born this time period and won't live long enough to see us to become a galactic species but then again I wouldn't have met some friends of mine so, guess it isn't that bad 
We finally get to the bottom of the ocean, its just octopus agartha
humans be like "we got a whole future in front of us, we will be colonizing other planets"
bitch, the qu are coming 😭
Something something plant trees you will never see bear fruit
Son, the wiququju watch us for reality TV. Its over
The fog is coming
Yknow smth fucked up
Sometimes i like to imagine we're just a really annoying radio station in the galaxy
theres a fucking all tommorows edit of that get that yam off your face vid it has the nword so i cannot post it
Something like that 
dm it?
My younger sibling went to school and made a survey, about middle school age. About half of the people asked 'if they'd be upset if they didn't wake up tomorrow', about 60% of them said no
To some higher being, we are just really annoying ants in the yard that aren't close enough to the house to exterminate
It's over bro
Hey far as we know, we haven't found them and we haven't been wiped out by a super laser
still top dog in the universe, just stuck on our planet for time being
since its chrismas im gonna give you all christmas song to lisen
It’s a hard hat holiday, tap tap, Respectfully.
We will colonise other planets when you get cannibalised flop
honestly idk what's scarier, if we're really the only planet with life in the universe, or if we're not
Why me! And why that!
You're thinking too primitive
if there is no cosmic neighbors, more stuff for us
Take total control
Another scary thought is if they're aware of us and just don't care to interact or not. Maybe we really are neanderthals in their eyes, too weak and too stupid to be of any use to even enslave
Maybe they don't even know what slavery is
Its comforting knowing i wont be around long enough to know the answer
See he gets it!
The combine bro
@pseudo robin tf is this shit
They'll use us to fight eachother for their control of our planet if we ever get captured by an alien race
i once said n word in voice chat
A hundred billion empty planets awaiting our command
if we are alone we got the biggest sandbox
that may be best case scenario lowkey

one some fucking quasimorph shit
If amazon ants are advanced enough to practice slavery, aliens totally do
that is going to happen
Too based for thr server @prisma venture
The brainfart logs were leaked
i'd honestly be more inclined to believe in some kind of god or purposeful divine creation if we were the only planet with life in the universe given how big the universe is. there's no way there isn't life somewhere. it just seems so improbable
Good news, there is a totally nonzero chance that some alien species will have a human fetish.
It's not slavery, it's involuntary work cycles in their eyes. Different
LETS GO
we up crushing alien pussy
Eugh
What if she weighs like 9000kg tho
bad news, there is also non zero chance that they will look downright horrifying without any human traits
I hope aliens are real so i have more things to fuck
She fucking evaporates you by resting her hand on you
You all think to shrimple, smh
and gross 
what a way to go out
I fell for the total war warhammer trap
dying balls deep in an alien
i will now blast my head off with a KS-23
Me when i'm at a job interview and they bring up the brainfart logs
Dr. Manhattan gf when?
Maybe. Theres definately something else out there in space.
we're ALL fucked if the brainfort logs get leaked. maybe worse than the epstein files
bro you dont even need to leak brainfart logs
its all here
its a public server
there is no logs
all in the open
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they're contained within the server. i mean if you were to actually have them leaked to people you know and shi
I mean, there will be life, just depends on how smart it is. It could just be ants living on mars that we haven't seen yet
i didnt really say shit that would land you in prison here
Monkeys paw, its like the facehuggers from AVP and you getting throated
It’s tardigrades all the way down
Dude imagine if this technologically advanced alien race were ant sized
"Please answer the question regarding the good goy topic on 'brainfart'"
Remember, bacterial life on Mars is complex, advanced signs of life, but the baby in a pregnant lady's belly isn't alive, according to the logberals
I hope so
i work in constrction its okey
on one side abortion shouldnt be accesible but if the parent wants an abortion and gets denied imagine that kids fucking life after that
that shit is going to suck
parents didnt even want you
I would say guess we'll see buuut none of us will live long enough to know the answer

Ant sized, but they are so smart they have the tech to vaporize us for even thinking wrongly of them
If they aren't big enough to need physical force, they're gonna be smart or naturally dangerous.
Most parents in the old days didn't want their kids either, they just fucked all the time and eventually a kid popped out
Nowadays people fuck raw and use abortion as a contraceptive
They'd have ant sized spies listening to us right now
Like 98% of abortions aren't medically necessary
Aliens watching the human abortion debates, laughing that we can't just throw our species into space and survive.
And avoid that entire debate
A small, hyperintelligent ant sized species that feeds on thoughts and quantum waves
you mean.. like the noosphere? like the noosphere from the hit game franchise stalker?
is this a stalker reference?

What if we met aliens, go to bring them food at a meeting, and their species has no concept of Red 40
They eat a cheeto, die, and we get exterminated over it
What was that
Dumbass app

Anyway how's everyones day going, good bad? 
isnt the newest surveillance meme cockroaches with go-pros?
Realistically, if they eat food similar to ours, our diets should be somewhat compatible. If they use the same basic nutrients
I get to clock out in 3hr, so far so good
Does Pakistan even have christmas?
Every country has christmas
We teach an alien species about carbs and cause mass extinction
flop never lived in pakistan
the pakistan was the friends we made along the way
no
We don't celebrate Christmas

The real pakistan is Quinn
I hope aliens are actually evil genocidal subjugators so that annoying smug redditors who go around talking about "aliens would think were so evil" debate is vaporized
Destiny account cannot comprehend a studio not actively sabotaging their own game
QRT: blueberriesGG
Warframe is a great game, no doubt. But I cannot comprehend how they can keep these numbers year over year while D2 keeps crashing.
if there is a reason aliens would exterminate us, it would be over an interaction with said annoying smug redditor
Pakistan doesnt even have excuse-to-sell-plastic-junk british-holdover-christmas? 
i found my new fav gif
no? 
meal team 6
🍔
If aliens exist they would either have a history of similar form of violence or are continous in that form of violence
Strike force gravy
😭
That or they are just glowing government agents
Or the aliens that do find us are just scientists that study us as pets
inb4 they put us in jars 
Like when we find random undocumented frog #77834 in the amazon
giant intergalactic jars
inb4 we never left the oversized terrarium
The oceans are rising because the jar is filling
We are the pony in this damn jar we call earth
the oceans are rising because more people means more piss
Makes all the dumb things we argue over as a species seem pretty small
Here at the gym watching 2 idiots , one blocking the parking and the other failing to get out even tho he can with a bit of skill which is lacking
what if simulation theory is real and the being simulating us is being simulated by a more intelligent being, and that one by a more intelligent being, and so on, and we're just the dumbest in the line 
Pretty sure that was a rick and Morty episode
really? 
this simulation sucks!
Then we need to simulate even dumber life so we aren’t the dumbest
Ok rick and morty
Chileans
What do you think grok is
ong i've never watched an episode of rick and morty 
It was like se 1 or 2
Didnt roiland get in trouble over some DMs?
Ricks car has a simulation of people and they have a simulation of people
the one where they put rick in a simulation to steal his fuel?
Ye
Its an alright show that people overhype into being smart or some shit
or the universe car battery?
Yeah
Show devolves into crude and unfunny milennial violent humor
i thought it was just copypasta 
Imagine we are just powering an aliens automated cat litterbox
I used to love se1 and 2
Whatever season created wubalubadubdub can burn
Flip me over morty
idk why rick needed a small universe instead of just building a small Matrix biobattery machine instead 
I'm pickle rick
Because it'd be funny
Or because he could. Who knows
or some alien kids weird science project
Im sure aliens would do the same thing to us
we're just some jar at the bottom of a landfill 
And we'd make it out to be some mystical religion
When we are just something for an alien to stare at on the shitter
We're just an aliens bonsai plant
That he forgot to water, let get infested with cosmic misdeeds, and he went on vacation 4 millenia ago
Or an idle game he started to play and forgot he had installed
worst case scenario, we're part of some shitty mobile game
Every war, plague and tragedy is just flavor text on a scrolling newsbar
Aliens are just playing rimworld
Reminds me of when he wanted the Navi to shoot bows a certain way and professional archers were like “it can’t be done” then he went outside and did it
QRT: Cade_Onder
71-year-old James Cameron is a menace with a gun.
joining at the very end sure does give a good view
More footage leaks 
lex luthor in the first clip for some reason
I thought that was agent 47
Epstein lord of nonces got me

what
hi

wrong nationality for the association
hiiii
throw this motherfucker in the gulag
imagine being a conservative so proud of your language and culture that you can look past poverty, loss of basic human rights, foreign invaders, and bolsheviks
it's like when liberals unwittingly defend the soviet union
their rightful place is the fucking gulag
Speak with your common Chinese citizen and you will know how
If you couldnt tell by the username, that thing looks like a russian bot





