#🎪bruh-fart

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drifting mantle
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These edits man absolutecinema

drifting mantle
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And then this Resident Evil looking ass house...

river zealot
drifting mantle
naive bison
marsh wigeon
narrow lotus
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@naive bison

naive bison
fluid heron
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Can't even remember what he actually looks like

marsh wigeon
minor cypress
marsh wigeon
fluid heron
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All that and not just vomiting?

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how the fuck

naive bison
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@narrow lotus @river zealot

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what a nice thing to do on scav in the morning

river zealot
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got my lungs blown out by a a tcw sp

river zealot
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if i had a paca i would have lived

marsh wigeon
naive bison
marsh wigeon
river zealot
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many curses on that fellas family

narrow lotus
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The humble Scav player spawning after the PMC cleared the map

naive bison
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i shoulda blown his legs off and ran away

river zealot
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GUY

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9 MINUTE LEFT

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IN THE MIDDLE OF SUNKEN

naive bison
clear vapor
narrow lotus
manic cave
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fact check true

narrow lotus
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cant win with romanians

minor cypress
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It gets worse, someone fucked up and uploaded a fake AI vid on official govt pages.

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marsh wigeon
clear vapor
fluid heron
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I killed a guy in labs once and watched as his led x left his inventory in real time

naive bison
minor cypress
naive bison
minor cypress
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Supposedly they also fucked up redacting documents

river zealot
naive bison
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this shit looks like a half life 1 scientist trynna kill himself

marsh wigeon
naive bison
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because hanging yourself you probably go unconcious way before you die

fluid heron
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Depends on how you hang yourself

naive bison
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in that position it looks like he'd slump back or to his side

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and involuntarily breathe again

marsh wigeon
quartz ridge
fluid heron
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In a prison cell it's more like choking yourself to death

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not a large area to generate force to break your neck

river zealot
naive bison
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left is how they are saying he did it
right is how i woulda done it

minor cypress
marsh wigeon
fluid heron
naive bison
fluid heron
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No fucking shot he hung himself

naive bison
river zealot
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wont he slope forwfard

naive bison
river zealot
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the original

naive bison
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idk

grave bronze
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Epstien had a big boss/venom snake body double

marsh wigeon
river zealot
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someone needs to make a venom snake edit with epstein

naive bison
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and swing back toward the bed

fluid heron
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We conveniently lost the footage in the timeframe he would have died so ig he hung himself

naive bison
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new robs media slop video

fluid heron
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The government thinks we are fucking retarded

naive bison
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straight into my cock vein

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god bless

drifting mantle
grave bronze
marsh wigeon
# marsh wigeon he loved cloning

might be the reason no one is allowed on little st james, and security is so tight, there might be a clone of epstien in epstiens diddy palace bunker

naive bison
fluid heron
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Choking yourself to death is a Herculean task

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Because in that setup it's only pressure to the windpipe

marsh wigeon
minor cypress
grave bronze
naive bison
minor cypress
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The redaction fuckup also sound completely plausable. There have been so many times where users fuckup redacting documents

clear vapor
grave bronze
marsh wigeon
minor cypress
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Half the time they barely know how to use adobe or digitally sign things

grave bronze
minor cypress
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Or tinfoil hat on, the messed up documents are completely fake and disinformation done on purpose

marsh wigeon
grave bronze
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That is entirely possible

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But I do believe our government is retarded enough to fuck this up on accident

marsh wigeon
minor cypress
drifting mantle
grave bronze
marsh wigeon
sacred mountain
marsh wigeon
grave bronze
fluid heron
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Why is there an extension cord holding up his belt

drifting mantle
# minor cypress

So they legit cover the Perpetrators, there is even proof now... Interesting speedsmirk

clear vapor
naive bison
marsh wigeon
fluid heron
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HAHA 67 LIKE THE MEME LIKE THE MEME RIGHT

grave bronze
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Suboptimal

naive bison
marsh wigeon
fluid heron
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67 made me realize how fucking old I am

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because I do not fucking get it at all

drifting mantle
quartz ridge
grave bronze
minor cypress
fluid heron
marsh wigeon
grave bronze
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Then they did it ironically so much

fluid heron
minor cypress
grave bronze
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It stopped being ironic

fluid heron
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wasn't it like a lyric in a shitty rap song before that

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it was like an adlib

minor cypress
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So just absurdism

grave bronze
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Fuck if I know

grave bronze
marsh wigeon
fluid heron
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whenever I visit family friends and hang out with them it always devolves into 67 and they don't even know what the fuck it means

grave bronze
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Anyways I have this and don’t understand it

fluid heron
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I'll be 6 margaritas in at a Mexican restaurant and they'll be talking about 67 for the entire dinner and ride back

marsh wigeon
grave bronze
fluid heron
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He doesn't even press a button to do it

minor cypress
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Shits fucked

fluid heron
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me when I sell half life assets for profit

marsh wigeon
grave bronze
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How legally distinct do you think the skibidi toilet merch is to avoid the wrath of valve

fluid heron
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Not at all

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Oops all valve assets

ruby minnow
pseudo robin
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Any Sons of the Forest enjoyers in chat

grave bronze
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🥀

ruby minnow
fluid heron
ruby minnow
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took me and my friend 13 hours

fluid heron
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love the forest

marsh wigeon
ruby minnow
pseudo robin
ruby minnow
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but unfortunately the devs didn't realise they can't make stories

pseudo robin
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Yeah the story is kinda ass

fluid heron
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When the intro scene where your character fucking rolls up their sleeve and it says fight demons I knew I was in for a rough one

ruby minnow
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the forest is for surviving

pseudo robin
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Like what actually caused these mutants

ruby minnow
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not for following a story

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its real shit

ruby minnow
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maybe

pseudo robin
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I never played the first one

fluid heron
ruby minnow
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because the devs want youtubers to make theory videos

fluid heron
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There's demons that get hurt by crosses in sotf so

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who fucking knows

drifting mantle
ruby minnow
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all i'm saying is

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if you play sotf or the original forest

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do not follow the story

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just build shit and survive

pseudo robin
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Some of the caves are kino

fluid heron
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Making mega structures in the first was so fun

drifting mantle
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The Forest had a story?

fluid heron
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It's a fucking chore in sotf

ruby minnow
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because the story was added in parts

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and nobody tried to connect dots in the story they just thought something was cool and added it

drifting mantle
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I never knew, I was just building shit and fought off the retards

minor cypress
fluid heron
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Remember the little jit you are saving

minor cypress
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It caused massive fps drops and had to be manually deleted

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Almost killed the save

fluid heron
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Fucking loved that part of the map

ruby minnow
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your mom jokes were plenty

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with the crater

fluid heron
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Joined a server once and they paved over it

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idk fucking how

sacred mountain
ruby minnow
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not as cooked as turkey

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not yet at least

sacred mountain
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Nah turkey strong 💪

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Jokes aside, america seems to be far worse

ruby minnow
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maybe

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if turkey had an economy

naive bison
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fake

sacred mountain
fluid heron
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You should see the turkey economy

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it's not good

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More expensive than beef

ruby minnow
thorny folio
sacred mountain
ruby minnow
thorny folio
ruby minnow
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sometimes you give 3 times

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or 4 times the price

thorny folio
naive bison
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omegakekw ????

fallow trellis
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ur spine is supposed to do that

ruby minnow
fallow trellis
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what the fuck is happening

clear vapor
fluid heron
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Free smiley is happening

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Knew this day would come

clear vapor
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Grotesque faces

thorny folio
drifting mantle
fluid heron
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Exactly what I thought when I posted that gif

sacred mountain
ruby minnow
naive bison
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turkey better than america
account based in: Ankara

naive bison
ruby minnow
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and imagine one that is not

sacred mountain
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Anywho, turkish century trust

fluid heron
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On the verge of learning polish and just going there

pseudo robin
drifting mantle
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China #1

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Best place

upper gulch
ruby minnow
pseudo robin
fluid heron
naive bison
fluid heron
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We have people driving 8 ton trucks that can't read the speed limit signs here

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And cheat to get cdls

ruby minnow
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you want to live in europe? you either go rural or you go poland

drifting mantle
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Strict laws on Migration
Racist

pseudo robin
quartz ridge
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"my name is retarded American i shall leave what is arguably the best country to live in to live in poland"

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are we being fr

fluid heron
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we are being dead ass it's pretty bad

fluid heron
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it is just not getting any better

ruby minnow
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because i know you are retarded enough for this to not be satire

fluid heron
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our presidents is fucking pedophile it's bad

drifting mantle
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Who's isn't?

fluid heron
quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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when has the president not been a shitbag?

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like deadass think of a single "good" president

fluid heron
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Presidents being complete scum is a newer thing

minor cypress
quartz ridge
fluid heron
fluid heron
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We should still be taking peoples shit

minor cypress
quartz ridge
fluid heron
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Think of a single good president in the past 100 years and you cant

sacred mountain
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Do you remember the old times where your vote actually mattered and average voter iq was above room temperature in celcius degrees? Good times

fluid heron
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that's just how it fucking is

quartz ridge
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i hate to be the one to telly ou but Americans are literally GOYCATTLE

fluid heron
quartz ridge
fluid heron
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Yes

sacred mountain
ruby minnow
prisma venture
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morning gentlemen

minor cypress
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The demoralization brigade is out fierce tonight

drifting mantle
thorny folio
minor cypress
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During the most jolly of times

naive bison
dreamy flaxBOT
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📚 Goycattle

So this word is to used to describe [white people] under [influence] of Jewish tricks .It is more powerful for of goyim or goy , and describes ultimate final form of someone being under [influence] of tiny hat tribe

Football is [ultimate] goycattle sport , it turns them into [mindless zombies] that [don't care] about immigrations and put sport even above their family

thorny folio
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dont explain in 4chan terms

fluid heron
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I do not see a future living here

quartz ridge
thorny folio
sacred mountain
quartz ridge
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they all fall for the same bullshit

they all pretend to not fall the same bullshit

river zealot
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hows the week before christmas

thorny folio
minor cypress
fluid heron
naive bison
fluid heron
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If Kennedy didn't die we would have no cia

minor cypress
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Dont forget panama papers too.

quartz ridge
sacred mountain
quartz ridge
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he also mishandled the bay of pigs

ruby minnow
naive bison
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how does that impact his job as president

eager igloo
quartz ridge
thorny folio
quartz ridge
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also it leads to blackmail

thorny folio
fluid heron
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He was the youngest president

river zealot
fluid heron
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ofc he was fuckin

quartz ridge
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like how trump fucked those kids on that island hes also being blackmailed rn

naive bison
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if the economy is good and theres no wars let a furry run your country who gives a fuck

ruby minnow
fluid heron
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if Hitler would lower housing prices I would vote for him

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that's how low the bar is

quartz ridge
low atlas
sacred mountain
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😭

fluid heron
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The economy is beyond fucked currently

eager igloo
quartz ridge
naive bison
minor cypress
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My real schizo theory is AI is already being used to amplify disinfo campaigns, coupled with heavy demoralization efforts, add even more absurd things, to eventually weaken peoples will and move goalposts

sacred mountain
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Sleeping with multiple women is a criteria i look for my president, it's a sign of being alpha CluelessBlind

thorny folio
fluid heron
drifting mantle
naive bison
minor cypress
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To the point where terrible things will happen, and the general public shrugs.

quartz ridge
sacred mountain
quartz ridge
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that and America pays for isreali

healthcare
veteren benefits
education

and a LOT more shit

naive bison
fluid heron
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what do you expect our president is a zionist

naive bison
fluid heron
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It's just fucking over bro

quartz ridge
quartz ridge
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what missile data WE create the missiles they use

minor cypress
naive bison
river zealot
quartz ridge
primal kayak
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Hello guyspeeposmile

fluid heron
naive bison
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i cant touch this convo im gonna get permad

quartz ridge
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they have an entire system for procurement they dont get random ass missiles and then they just field test it like the russian military does

sacred mountain
narrow lotus
coarse bear
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In the last hour I learned that there are many Epstein files on the DOJ website where you can highlight the redacted text, copy it & paste it onto another document to read the redactions.

So this is REAL

The @krassenstein @EdKrassen have many of the files. Copy and share this everywhere

eager igloo
quartz ridge
fluid heron
fluid heron
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it's just fucking over bro

quartz ridge
sacred mountain
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I wonder if everyone here is in a watchlist already

coarse bear
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How do you fuck up a black highlighter

fluid heron
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Nobody can own a house and our president is a fucking kid diddler

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How does it even get to this point

quartz ridge
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yeah we had a black woman who was fucking RETARDED and a pedophile this last election was raped from the start man

fluid heron
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our inflation has skyrocketed

coarse bear
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Riden with Biden

quartz ridge
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its literally fucking AWFUL HUMAN BEINGS AS OUR ELECTED CHOICES

coarse bear
fluid heron
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Feel like a fucking coupe is in order this seems unfixable

low atlas
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One wishes for the end times already

fluid heron
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It's only scum up for running

quartz ridge
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we do NOT want an American civil war 2

fluid heron
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Even if we did

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Would anyone really fight

quartz ridge
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no its all larp

fluid heron
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nobody would fight which is why it's so fucked

quartz ridge
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whatever would come after the civil war it would be 100x better

sacred mountain
fluid heron
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there's no pushback

quartz ridge
minor cypress
fluid heron
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States are constantly signing away their constitutional rights

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It's fucking baffling

sacred mountain
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My next bet will be eu becoming a military alliance like nato

sacred mountain
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Unfucking whatever hapoened

coarse bear
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Report later

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Before CIA gets ya

low atlas
eager igloo
sacred mountain
coarse bear
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Ah AidenThumbsUp

fluid heron
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scumbags should be exposed

eager igloo
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But maybe Im overestimating them

low atlas
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They covered up worse

fluid heron
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The fact an impeachment isn't even in order is insane but everyone in the next election is probably also in that document

prisma quartz
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guy is using pdfgrep with trump highlight to give the impression that every single redact is trump i feel

sacred mountain
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i'm not saying nothing is redacted but is every single redact the name "trump" in RED yeah no

coarse bear
minor cypress
# coarse bear How do you fuck up a black highlighter

We have so many users that have no clue how to digitally sign documents or use adobe. Or they fuckup using CAC/PIV certs, don't wanna call IT, then just use highlight instead of proper redaction. Its 300000% plausible its real

low atlas
fluid heron
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If there is an uprising literally nobody will pushback and it will fail

minor cypress
fluid heron
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people are way too comfortable letting the government do whatever the fuck they want

quartz ridge
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we can larp all we want

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but like at the end of the day

NOTHING. EVER. HAPPENS.

low atlas
sacred mountain
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My main question is, how tf us army and navy can be so indifferent to this bs, if something similar happened to turkey, we'd have like 4 coups

low atlas
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To multiple countries

quartz ridge
fluid heron
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America is fucking huge

quartz ridge
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there is literally NOBODY for the military to be loyal too

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it would cause a massive civil war

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which nobody would want to stop / win

sacred mountain
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Interesting

low atlas
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I mean isn't the govt still shut down, which includes military personnel

sacred mountain
quartz ridge
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no black october is happening in the US because the independent states would all form into coaltions and sooner or later the US government would be reformed

drifting mantle
prisma quartz
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3-4gb of emails is fucking insane

fluid heron
low atlas
fluid heron
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it's so fucked

minor cypress
quartz ridge
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letting yall know that if a civil war happens and a American version of Jin Roh happens im sorry but im joining the evil ass dudes in cool armor

fluid heron
sacred mountain
narrow lotus
low atlas
fluid heron
thorny folio
low atlas
fluid heron
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It's just nothing but scandals

sacred mountain
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Say whatever you will but obama may have been the last proper president considering the american pov

low atlas
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He was kinda funny tbf

quartz ridge
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you guys cant be serious

fluid heron
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Obama was a fucking horrible president

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idk what planet you are living on

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They are all shit

drifting mantle
low atlas
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He had humor though, he was great for the internet

quartz ridge
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"Obama was le good president because he he he just was okay chud???"

fluid heron
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Obama was good because he's a meme

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Dumbest shit I've ever heard

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Trump's a fucking meme do y'all think he's a good president?

drifting mantle
low atlas
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I'm not American nor follow American politics, you're taking it too seriously

fluid heron
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I sure fucking dont

low atlas
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Besides, I was a fucking teen when Obama was president

fluid heron
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no president has been good since any of us have been alive

low atlas
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You think a teen followed another country's politics? I just sat n laughed I know nothing of his presidency

minor cypress
sacred mountain
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Never i heard a scandal about obama

low atlas
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Thanks Obama

fluid heron
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There's alot

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go find them

sacred mountain
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Find my pages ahh

minor cypress
fluid heron
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I'm Slenderman find obamas scandals

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Really easy

low atlas
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That's a long list jesus

minor cypress
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ZunZuneo was an online social networking and microblogging service created by the United States Agency for International Development (USAID) and marketed to Cuban users. Following recommendations by the Commission for Assistance to a Free Cuba, it was covertly developed as a long-term strategy to encourage Cuban youths to revolt against the nati...

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Never heard about this, neat

drifting mantle
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Obama was a cool guy

fluid heron
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Sweet

minor cypress
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"The origins of ZunZuneo result from USAID allocating millions of dollars concealed as humanitarian funds designated for Pakistan."

quartz ridge
fluid heron
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The patriot act was the worst one

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most unpatriotic act

drifting mantle
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Look up Obama about AI

That's how good he's with words. He has no clue what he's talking about, but it still sounds nice and smart.

minor cypress
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The developers aimed to use "non-controversial content," such as sports and music, to build up subscribers and then introduce political messages through social bots to encourage dissent in an astroturfing initiative.

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Discord psyop campaigns would go hard

fluid heron
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go to any presidents wikipedia and look at their controversies and its just bad

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i forgot this happened

low atlas
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Unfortunately the previous generations were complacent just as much as us, if anything most of us have only recently come of age to realise this

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Don't beat yourself up for it, if anything your awareness is earlier than most

fluid heron
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the people you always thought were insane were right

low atlas
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Some cases of me bringing up atrocities in my own country get hit with, I kid you not 'horrible things happen in every country, you think the US didn't do worse?'

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As if that's a good excuse

fluid heron
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the us is especially bad with atrocities but that doesnt take away from other countires atrocities

low atlas
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Yeah, exactly

fluid heron
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the amount of fucking democratic governments we have overthrown through the cia is insane

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and made into puppet states

deep topaz
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Look man our neighbor boils dogs for breakfast, it's okay if we beat ours

fluid heron
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16 fucking countries

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a short history

low atlas
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Literally some ppls views

low atlas
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It's laughable

fluid heron
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the president shouldnt be allowed to fucking send funds to any foreign country

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just on a whim

sacred mountain
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Im still salty turkey getting cockblocked by US while trying to modernize herself because soviets or smtn idk

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The damage done to country is insane, way too many US aligned coups happened

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One of the reasons why our govt is still tarded

fluid heron
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it just never gets better

low atlas
minor cypress
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Rights of criminals are given more respect than the privacy of their victims. Although there are people suffering in poverty, huge donations are made to protect endangered species. Everyone grows up being told the same thing.
"Be nice to other people."
"But beat out the competition!"
"You're special."
"Believe in yourself and you will succee...

▶ Play video
fluid heron
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the good times your fucking grandparents talk about is never coming back

low atlas
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As, technically, it is their money

minor cypress
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Are you feeling it, mr krabs

deep topaz
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Blow up your local food bank, rely even more on the govt

naive bison
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wtf is this chat man

fluid heron
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the monthly our government is run by scumbags talk

minor cypress
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Its schizo hours

fluid heron
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is it schizo if its all true

minor cypress
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Telling yourself its schizo instead of right is much more palatable

low atlas
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I should've been asleep 6 hours ago.

low atlas
fluid heron
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but it is very apparent the schizo ramblings are not schizo ramblings

minor cypress
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The way i see it, every country since the dawn of time has been playing its own messed up game of global chess

fluid heron
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for sure

minor cypress
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The methods just change

low atlas
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I mean at least it isn't fuckin

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Dynasty succession laws

fluid heron
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atleast the countries that were doing that shit were somewhat prospering

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nobody is prospering

minor cypress
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Imagine if we had current day reporting, and someone told the peasants the enemy was flinging plague infested bodies out catapults as bioterror weapons

deep topaz
low atlas
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Imagine being another country because your king died and his son took that part of the land and everything went tits up because he was a moron

sacred mountain
low atlas
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more or less

minor cypress
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Of course the side flinging plague bodies is gonna stir up more discord by hyping people up that its actually demonic will or something

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Or that the science behind the plague isn't real

fluid heron
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flinging plague ridden bodies was kind of an insane strat

minor cypress
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300iq really

fluid heron
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the mongols were kind of goated

sacred mountain
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Average mongol combat iq

minor cypress
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And years later, we get vietnam poo punji pits

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Things never change

fluid heron
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imagine being in a castle and a fucking bloating infested corpse gets launched into the roof

minor cypress
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Even worse, having no concept of germs and diseases

fluid heron
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yeah and now everyone is dying

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i would think they fucking cast a curse on us

minor cypress
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1980s

fluid heron
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that is insane

minor cypress
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Think about that, less than 50 years ago

fluid heron
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less than 50 years ago mfs were doing major surgery without washing their hands

minor cypress
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And in 50 years between handwashing and now, we have AI generated propaganda campaigns

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Give it another 20, we will probably have some crude form of an adeptus mechanicus cult based around machine gods

low atlas
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Life's a trip when you look at it this way

minor cypress
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Imagine if humanity never figured out how to create tools before another species.

low atlas
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Makes me wonder what my younger siblings will witness

minor cypress
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I always liked talking with my wifes grandparents, they were born in the 30s and remember electricity coming to town

fluid heron
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my grandpa tells me stories of him almost dying in the wisconsin winter setting beaver traps

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and getting stuck in them

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with the only way getting out his bucket which he had to retrieve with a stick

minor cypress
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Its no wonder older people get sucked into doomscrolling tiktok, at that large of an age difference, what we take for granted is still magical to them.

sacred mountain
# minor cypress

Did you know they bullied ignaz semmelweis to the point to revoke his medical license?

sacred mountain
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Just because he asked doctors to wash their hands

low atlas
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God, I remember when my grandpas village had a bus come in, ask who in the village knew how to read, and my grandpa was the only one. Now that company is the biggest company feeding the economy of my country.

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And back then their bar was being able to read, dude

sacred mountain
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Now you can be jobless with 4 yrs of uni degree speedsmirk

minor cypress
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And in 60 or so years, most of us will probably be looked at as old outdated retards

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Just how it be

low atlas
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I just find it fascinating that I'll live through that age gap

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I'll get to a point where you know

high wing
low atlas
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That what I'm working on so hard now will be the equivalent of being able to read to people 50 years from now, maybe

sacred mountain
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They estimate an average human will live at least 100 yrs now

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So yea

minor cypress
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Even if the main message is "we've always been relatively dumb, just in different flavors"

fluid heron
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hope i can keep up with technology

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soon mfs are gonna have cyberpunk implants

sacred mountain
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We have so much info that we cannot digest it

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It'll apply to next gen too

sacred mountain
minor cypress
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Probably, and go through terrible medical mishaps

fluid heron
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they keep putting them in apes and they keep dying

sacred mountain
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Too early for such technology

minor cypress
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And in 90 years we will look at neuralinks like we look at medieval dentistry

sacred mountain
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We dont even have an idea how human brain even works

fluid heron
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we do

sacred mountain
minor cypress
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We have entire medical phenomena that we use that works, but we can't explain why.

clear vapor
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letsgooo .

fluid heron
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crispr will prolly be a thing in 50 years and mfs will be gene splicing themselves

bold kettle
minor cypress
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Like EMDR working for ptsd, even if the tech is just tapping left and right until brain resets.

sacred mountain
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Also yall remember when human genome project was launched, people thought it'll unlock the secret of the dna

Then we realized it was just a piece of puzzle and realize epigenetics exist speedsmirk

sacred mountain
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ECT, look it up

fluid heron
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soon mfs will be lengthening telomeres and living to 160

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if we figure that out and crispr and cure for cancer you could live indefinitely

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if you can just repair your dna

minor cypress
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Oh so the neuroscience idea behind emdr is when trauma happens, brain gets stuck processing it. Alternating taps and eye movements help unclog stuck memories, because it mimics REM sleep processing, then tricks your brain into finishing the memory processing.

fluid heron
low atlas
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I never heard of EMDR until now

sacred mountain
low atlas
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That sounds helpful

minor cypress
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It worked for me, but it sounds like the most insane medical bullshit

sacred mountain
minor cypress
sacred mountain
manic cave
minor cypress
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Kinda similar to science before gravity was defined.

narrow lotus
frail kettle
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could be talking out of my ass though

primal rapids
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I mean that’s how it’s been for all of human history. Take fire for example. We’ve been using it and knowing what makes it work and what doesn’t for far longer than we knew about shit like oxygen, states of matter, etc

minor cypress
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How "smart" we are as a species is just relative

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Better crop

low atlas
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Bad crop?

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We're gonna starve..

frail kettle
minor cypress
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I didnt realize the first image was cutoff

frail kettle
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kinda funny how the only reason nuclear energy is popping back up in the united states is to fuel AI datacenters but whatever

manic cave
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burn your local ai datacenter down

low atlas
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I'm tired boss

sacred mountain
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Why did germany dismantled their well working nuclear plants that was less polluting than russian natural gas again?

low atlas
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I just got to working age

tidal trellis
low atlas
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Why now

frail kettle
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textbook bubble

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unless the incestual passing of money around like 3 megacorporations goes on forever

sacred mountain
manic cave
frail kettle
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quick mr. huang, another statement that it isn't an ai bubble immediately!!!

minor cypress
tidal trellis
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The what now

sacred mountain
tidal trellis
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Anyway pepefridge somewhat unfortunate I was born this time period and won't live long enough to see us to become a galactic species but then again I wouldn't have met some friends of mine so, guess it isn't that bad pepefridge

minor cypress
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We finally get to the bottom of the ocean, its just octopus agartha

frail kettle
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humans be like "we got a whole future in front of us, we will be colonizing other planets"
bitch, the qu are coming 😭

minor cypress
minor cypress
primal rapids
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The fog is coming

low atlas
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Yknow smth fucked up

minor cypress
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Sometimes i like to imagine we're just a really annoying radio station in the galaxy

fluid heron
tidal trellis
low atlas
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My younger sibling went to school and made a survey, about middle school age. About half of the people asked 'if they'd be upset if they didn't wake up tomorrow', about 60% of them said no

minor cypress
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To some higher being, we are just really annoying ants in the yard that aren't close enough to the house to exterminate

low atlas
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It's over bro

fluid heron
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i liked it on insta

tidal trellis
prisma venture
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since its chrismas im gonna give you all christmas song to lisen

low atlas
frail kettle
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honestly idk what's scarier, if we're really the only planet with life in the universe, or if we're not

tidal trellis
tidal trellis
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Take total control

low atlas
low atlas
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Maybe they don't even know what slavery is

minor cypress
tidal trellis
fluid heron
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those fucking dystopian space games

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that is definitely whats gonna happen

low atlas
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The combine bro

prisma venture
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@pseudo robin tf is this shit

low atlas
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They'll use us to fight eachother for their control of our planet if we ever get captured by an alien race

prisma venture
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i once said n word in voice chat

tidal trellis
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A hundred billion empty planets awaiting our command pepefridge if we are alone we got the biggest sandbox

frail kettle
fluid heron
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one some fucking quasimorph shit

minor cypress
fluid heron
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that is going to happen

pseudo robin
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Too based for thr server @prisma venture

prisma venture
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i dont even know when i got banned

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i havnt played squad since canada pmc

pseudo robin
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The brainfart logs were leaked

frail kettle
minor cypress
low atlas
fluid heron
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we up crushing alien pussy

tidal trellis
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Eugh

low atlas
quaint ore
pseudo robin
low atlas
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She fucking evaporates you by resting her hand on you

tidal trellis
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You all think to shrimple, smh madge and gross weirdge

fluid heron
quaint ore
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I fell for the total war warhammer trap

fluid heron
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dying balls deep in an alien

quaint ore
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i will now blast my head off with a KS-23

pseudo robin
lapis zinc
minor cypress
frail kettle
quaint ore
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bro you dont even need to leak brainfart logs

fluid heron
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its all here

quaint ore
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its a public server

fluid heron
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there is no logs

quaint ore
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all in the open

manic cave
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⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ & ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ with ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛ ⬛

frail kettle
low atlas
quaint ore
minor cypress
primal rapids
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It’s tardigrades all the way down

low atlas
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Dude imagine if this technologically advanced alien race were ant sized

pseudo robin
deep topaz
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Remember, bacterial life on Mars is complex, advanced signs of life, but the baby in a pregnant lady's belly isn't alive, according to the logberals

prisma venture
fluid heron
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on one side abortion shouldnt be accesible but if the parent wants an abortion and gets denied imagine that kids fucking life after that

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that shit is going to suck

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parents didnt even want you

tidal trellis
minor cypress
fluid heron
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so we cant fuck them

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dont want em send em back

minor cypress
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If they aren't big enough to need physical force, they're gonna be smart or naturally dangerous.

deep topaz
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Most parents in the old days didn't want their kids either, they just fucked all the time and eventually a kid popped out

low atlas
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Like humans on crack

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That'd be cool, and slightly horrifying

deep topaz
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Nowadays people fuck raw and use abortion as a contraceptive

low atlas
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They'd have ant sized spies listening to us right now

deep topaz
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Like 98% of abortions aren't medically necessary

minor cypress
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And avoid that entire debate

fluid heron
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like fucking wear a condom or take a pill

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it is not that complicated

minor cypress
frail kettle
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is this a stalker reference?

minor cypress
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What if we met aliens, go to bring them food at a meeting, and their species has no concept of Red 40

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They eat a cheeto, die, and we get exterminated over it

tidal trellis
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What was that

eager igloo
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Dumbass app

tidal trellis
frail kettle
tidal trellis
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Anyway how's everyones day going, good bad? weirdge

narrow sorrel
deep topaz
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Realistically, if they eat food similar to ours, our diets should be somewhat compatible. If they use the same basic nutrients

minor cypress
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I get to clock out in 3hr, so far so good

narrow sorrel
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Does Pakistan even have christmas?

little mirage
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Every country has christmas

minor cypress
frail kettle
tidal trellis
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We don't celebrate Christmas

narrow sorrel
little mirage
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I hope aliens are actually evil genocidal subjugators so that annoying smug redditors who go around talking about "aliens would think were so evil" debate is vaporized

coarse bear
frail kettle
narrow sorrel
prisma venture
little mirage
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If aliens exist they would either have a history of similar form of violence or are continous in that form of violence

minor cypress
frail kettle
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😭

little mirage
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That or they are just glowing government agents

manic cave
minor cypress
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Or the aliens that do find us are just scientists that study us as pets

narrow sorrel
minor cypress
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Like when we find random undocumented frog #77834 in the amazon

frail kettle
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giant intergalactic jars

narrow sorrel
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inb4 we never left the oversized terrarium

minor cypress
little mirage
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We are the pony in this damn jar we call earth

narrow sorrel
minor cypress
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Makes all the dumb things we argue over as a species seem pretty small

narrow lotus
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Here at the gym watching 2 idiots , one blocking the parking and the other failing to get out even tho he can with a bit of skill which is lacking

frail kettle
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what if simulation theory is real and the being simulating us is being simulated by a more intelligent being, and that one by a more intelligent being, and so on, and we're just the dumbest in the line tomfoolery

minor cypress
frail kettle
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really? kekw

primal rapids
minor cypress
frail kettle
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ong i've never watched an episode of rick and morty caught

little mirage
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It was like se 1 or 2

narrow sorrel
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Didnt roiland get in trouble over some DMs?

little mirage
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Ricks car has a simulation of people and they have a simulation of people

narrow sorrel
little mirage
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Ye

minor cypress
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Its an alright show that people overhype into being smart or some shit

narrow sorrel
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or the universe car battery?

minor cypress
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Yeah

little mirage
narrow sorrel
minor cypress
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Imagine we are just powering an aliens automated cat litterbox

little mirage
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I used to love se1 and 2

minor cypress
deep topaz
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Flip me over morty

narrow sorrel
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idk why rick needed a small universe instead of just building a small Matrix biobattery machine instead omegakekw

deep topaz
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I'm pickle rick

minor cypress
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Or because he could. Who knows

frail kettle
minor cypress
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Im sure aliens would do the same thing to us

narrow sorrel
minor cypress
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And we'd make it out to be some mystical religion

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When we are just something for an alien to stare at on the shitter

narrow sorrel
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NOOOOOO

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not the bathroom plant nooo

minor cypress
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We're just an aliens bonsai plant

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That he forgot to water, let get infested with cosmic misdeeds, and he went on vacation 4 millenia ago

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Or an idle game he started to play and forgot he had installed

frail kettle
minor cypress
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Every war, plague and tragedy is just flavor text on a scrolling newsbar

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Aliens are just playing rimworld

fallow trellis
coarse bear
ruby minnow
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joining at the very end sure does give a good view

minor cypress
ruby minnow
manic cave
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I thought that was agent 47

sacred mountain
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Epstein lord of nonces got me

coarse bear
frail scaffold
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what

stone blade
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hi

narrow lotus
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@stone blade @river zealot @naive bison @thorny folio

thorny folio
storm stream
frail scaffold
visual stirrup
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throw this motherfucker in the gulag

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imagine being a conservative so proud of your language and culture that you can look past poverty, loss of basic human rights, foreign invaders, and bolsheviks

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it's like when liberals unwittingly defend the soviet union

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their rightful place is the fucking gulag

drifting mantle
night eagle
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If you couldnt tell by the username, that thing looks like a russian bot

visual stirrup
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probably

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yeah