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i think any pac is retarded and should just not exist
because its always people putting other countrie's interests over America's
Fr im anti pac of any kind I dont like foreign influence
india pac does the same bullshit where they get indians high up in office to try to get stuff done in india's interest if ANY country has anything simmilar it should just not exist
its literally just selling out American politicans and whatnot
i agree
any country should only have people who put yk the country they are running for office first
this is something @weak jackal would post
i agree, get the pakistanis out of the UK parliament

yeah do that
theres no reason for them to be in uk parliament
I mean they are uk citizens
the UK isn't like America where the entire point of the country is that ANYONE can come and become American while keeping parts of their culture
they could be UK citizens but then they should put the UK first and foremost
its like how American politicans shouldnt be allowed dual citizenshipf or ANY country
Idk why I was getting called antisemitic for being anti aipac but yall are preaching pro racial purity in government let's keep it balanced here lol
i mean if the pakistanis in UK parliament do stuff for british interest then theyre fine
Agreed
but they don't ever

but if they put or intertwine Pakistani interests into it then they shouldnt be in office as simple as that
Politicians should only be allowed to have their nation's interests at heart and be kicked out if trying to put other interests first
Thats fair yeah
alrright too many politics
imho you should be forced to highkey disavow / give up citizenship for other countries when running in office
i dont wanna be like "WOAZA JAPAN SO ADVANCED" but the Japanese got a point when they force their politicans to get rid of any possible citizenship opportunities other than being a Japanese citizen
china numba one
Japan looked up to western civilization. Western civilization will look up to japan
you have to give them up for your security clearance
don't know why there are so many standards that don't apply to politicians
I need them to do a monthly urinalysis
fucking drug addicts
This!
If my job turning wrenches is so important to national security that I need a grown man to watch me piss every month
I think the senators and representitives merit the same
otherwise, it just means I'm more important than them
Agreed 100% politicians should be held to strict standards and scrutiny we our their bosses afterall
African american hasan piker
there was this great meme a while ago
even hasan is unironically more mentally stable

PirateSoftware, Hasan, LTG, Wings of Redemption, and DarkSidePhil are locked in a room
nobody is allowed to leave until they admit fault
who is the last one in the room?
death by starvation for all of them
piratesoftware
i genuinely think this
he can never genuinely admit fault
he said so on dr K's stream
I've heard hasan admit that he was wrong about identifying some missle by sound alone
I watch neither of them but whoever is more petty to die on a hill just for the sake of the argument will be the last to leave
no he didn't 
didn't he?
nope
dementia
did he at least do a tiny backpedal and admission after the war started?
Speaking of which, how's PirateSoftware even doing nowadays
or is that also an AI hallucination?
he did while also being like "yeah but do you know why i thought the war wasn't gonna start?"
cast into obscurity where he fucking belongs
and it's just him reading twitter threads
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hopefully he's okay
physically

wdym rip
idk who this person is
is she dead
the dog is dead
no her dog mr.marbles passed away
she was a little bit popular like 10 years ago
good way to go if anything
mhm
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA
lmao
BORKA
she was popular then ppl started attacking her so she decided to leave the internet
her husband is still there iirc
he streams and what not
whats that for
I think she helped popularize "Thanks, Obama"
He gained by losing 128 followers less than usual
who is he
PirateSoftware's Twitch Account
I just remembered him because there was a rhetorical question a few minutes ago
he would tell you about he worked at blizzard first
did you know he worked for blizzard
not many people know
snitchhhh
he will get taken to santas workshop in the north pole and talk about how he worked in a blizzard
You think he's going to celebrate the below 900k followers threshold?
I didn't mean for him to get banned
but if he immediately admitted to alting without anybody asking, it was only a matter of time
thats a lot of bot accounts
I already knew it was him, I checked his message history long before you pinged a moderator, just the rape meme was too much for already talking on here with an alt
rape meme?
tf
for context
that account had the default blue discord pfp
It was some stupid ass statement about raping someone, a gif reaction
yep you're on the NAUGHTY list
I remember one with mussolini giving a speech and the upper text saying "birds of a feather rape together"
And him basically saying that he doesn't care about being banned, I saw it as a perfect opportunity
THIS SHITS FRYING ME
i mean hey he doesnt care
His main argument for not caring was because GOG now offers Stalker Gamma
But it comes with all of the possible issues that the normal launcher also has, just without the downloading through it, so idk what that was about
piratesoftware?
yup
...if only he:
A) used managem
B) said "my bad guys, i could have played better"
his entire careerr would have been fine and he wouldnt be exposed as a gei furry freak nepobaby

HUMILITY is the best character quality
he wouldn't have even needed mana gem if he didn't max cast blizzard lmao
it cannot be overstated how he fucked it on every level
his ego would never let him
I need a Hasan vs piratesoft ego off
yeah durring the stream with dr k
basically a live therapy session
forr legal rreasons not described as such
he basically said like
he can't say something like "my bad guys" if the fault wasnt solely on him
he has to say "my bad guys BUT you should have also done x y z"
Truely a good man
entertainment
My entrainment is a little wholesome ragebaiting here and there 
I don't care about all of it, just the ones that are detonating their own career out of absolutely retarded reasons
"I should of spent more time thinking and getting mad at people who dont know me!"
the only reason the clowns even exist is cause people watch them
take that away stop talking about them they become ordinary people
It only frustrates me when they dont get their rightful fall
entertainment
i thinks its as bad as funko pop slop cant lie
yeah i watched bits of it hes just a piece of shit no matter how he words it
pretty much he believes if he gives anyone an inch theyll take it a mile
i still remember when his dad called him out for being a piece of shit
See, you also like watching a firework show, everyone does because whenever it goes downhill for them, they start showing their real colours and usually fuck up even harder lmao
It's great entertainment because it's the kinda shit not even a reality show could replicate if they tried
oh yeah he forgot to call him, said he did, dad said no you didn't, he didn't even say "yourre right, im sorry"
yep
ngl id be in tears if i found out thats how i treated my dad
unless he was a pos as well obviously
Good day guys, have holly jolly sunday 
"online people"
there is a hypothesis that online events and IRL events may possibly influence each other
but I think complaining about these online people is just another form of bitching about society
"How can these stupid talentless fucks get such an audience? How stupid do people have to be to funnel so much money to these retards? Who the fuck watches Asmongold and thinks "He deserves my money!""
I genuinely don't understand how asmongold is successful
is the talentless white boy audience that big?
at least hasan piker is attractive and kinda knows how to talk like a pseudo intellectual. He occasionally says things that appeal to people who are concerned about racism.
Pirate Software has a nice voice and it takes a few minutes to realize that he doesn't know anything about anything.
I'm just so fucking confused by the fact that asmongold is successful
I've had bowel movements more intelligent and interesting than that man
nobody deserves anything, but here we are
just a bunch of multicell organisms on a floaty rock in the middle of fuckall
and somewhere on that rock, just me, violently jorking
Only like this one because I'm nostalgic for the song
2000's music is making a comeback
cut out the cutest part
https://www.reddit.com/r/TikTokCringe/comments/1prwzlb/dad_proposes_to_20yearold_daughter_with_a_purity/ @naive bison
what are we doing here man
another ez sweep
"If I had to choose her or the sun,
I'd be one nocturnal son of a gun."
they don't make rizz like that anymore, man
didn't know that there was a VIDEO of this
last one
this one is good
are you cosplaying as Dante?
no but that sounds cool
i could never be him
his lore is that he's basically begging to die in battle so that he can be relieved of his duty
that's about all I remember
thats me when i stop caring in a pvp game but all of a sudden the enemy team dont know how to use weapons
his mask is allegedly based off the facial expression Sanguinius made before he died
Can't believe Sanguinius was a soyjak
which is ablood angel right?
cause the skin im using is blood angels champion
Dante is a blood angel, Sanguinius was their primarch
they have this bit of lore
The battle between Sanguinius and Horus was so intense that Sanguinius's emotions from the battle imprinted on the Blood Angels and cursed them.
When the curse develops within a Blood Angel, he believes that he is Sanguinius himself in his final battle against Horus. He hallucinates all foes (and sometimes friends) as Horus.
probably my favorite bit of lore in 40k
(don't correct me, 40k fans. I simplified it to avoid bogging anybody down in details)
Bed time
flying froges
no thats just a tarkov cheater
What you see 5 seconds after killing killa
You're pointing exacly to the point why people watch Asmond over Hasan.
Authenticity being the keyword
If you can't connect the dots there, no amount of explanation will help you either
Spent an hour cooking and another hour eating and enjoying life.
You retards are still talking about hasan
so true
Eating ice cream rn
yes

Just take the cart, what will they do?
Honestly atp wouldn't be surprised.
bonnie blue does look like an alien
i find it hard to nut to that face
but maybe she got that gluck gluck 3000
actual criminal levels of censor
SCP series 1 articles be like
@narrow lotus @river zealot
I genuinely don't understand how we are supposed to act like everything is fine
i survived very dangerous side quest(installing and connecting small wall lamp), the fking cables were so dogshit tho some of em were so soft they couldnt be clipped into wago connector so i had to use dogshit oldschool one
idk, I don't read those 

Cause even if we wanted smth to happen we wouldn't be able to make anything happen.
sallie!!!!
don't make me fed post

@drifting mantle https://youtu.be/AOZ5pu8etgI?si=E0E0MWVhE2GVVR5c&t=34
he got it all sorted out
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why does he talk like a 14yo "popular girl in school"?
๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ ๐ ๐ฟ he's so creeepyyyyyy
what a freak ๐
i think the theory of him boxing for such a short period of time giving him actual CTE
is true
he genuinely sounds super slow and low iq
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Only watched a couple of seconds, first of all, he looks absolutely fucking beat.
Second of all, going on a tangent just to avoid answering the question and calling a person a creep for just inviting him is a wild statement considering what he has done with his latest content cop lmao
i watch Caleb Hammer, i knew Ian wasn't going to go on because Caleb is an abrasive guy
but he's not a political extremist or whatever
he just makes fun of people
like he called frogan ugly
i dont even think he called idubbbz anything though?
maybe just called him poor
and talked about idubbbz dropping the price of his house n shit
he's abrasive at worst
but i know that's enough for Simple Ian to not wanna do it
The only clip I have ever seen of him mentioning idubbbz was just a rhetorical question with something along the lines of "How are they making any money"
btw because of idubbbz' apparent CTE
people started calling him Simple Ian
and CT-Ian
like CTE
simple ian is a reference to the character of Simple Jack from tropic thunder, it's basically a retarrd

they aren't 
that's why he's getting invited
When did this happen
oh it didn't
Ian did charity boxing, and always lost, and now for some reason his thought process is illogical and he talks really slowly, so people make fun of him by claiming he has Chronic traumatic encephalopathy from getting hit in the head too much
I honestly have no clue how they even survive, they have no income from any source, maybe a few dimes from his wife's OF but other than that, not much that I could even think of
it's mostly a joke but idk i'm getting turned on the idea
dw that 1k USD from subs is enough for 2 people + a snake

BTW
idubbbz and his wife have a pet snake now
this has to be some fucking symbolism
there's no way

oh yeah
Does she, perhaps, like apples?
didnt he make no money for charity
idk maybe anisa brings him apple slices on pieces of cardboard
and thats why everyone hates him

no no no
worrse
he ran a good event
1st creator clash made over a million USD for sick kids
amazing
It's just a fingerpainted cue ball
second one, they overspent on rrretarded dogshit and underpromoted and mismanaged SO HARD
they were 250k IN THE RED

Oh my god
they were throwing lavish galas
I forgot they fucking did that
they paid a comedian 40k USD to perform
they FLEW PEOPLE OUT
LITERRAL INFLUENCERS
MILLIONAIRES THEY FLEW OUT TO THE EVENT
as "promotion"
did they ever explain on why they did that
bro im not watching a boxing event cause Denzel Washington is in the audience

and third creator clash - announced, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand cancelled
btw
@fading portal @vale sand Ian and Anisa were supposed to get 34% of the profits from creator clash 2
the one that went -250
"Fuck them sick kids." (c) the Jomha family
they threw lavish Gala events on the dime of kids dying from cancer
So, they got +85k debt?
they gave fighters tens of thousands of dollars
you know how CC2 made money in the end?
Ian did a self-flagulation stream after
where he like drank ketchup n shit
and shaved his head or sth
and they raised 100k+
still means CC2 made ZERRO
and that one stream made 100+
Ah alright, so it's just -150k now
btw that's the stream where Anisa exposed Ian for "shitting his pants"
and "having IBS"

imagine how he smells
they truly deserve eachotherr
Dunking on them aside, does anyone even know where it all started? How can someone spiral out that insanely far, he basically hit rock bottom before it all even began
I mean, I would wager that's a new condition, that only came after all of this started
you'd need to go through his video history but i think it started when it was rrevealed this Yoko Ono type creature was revealed to have an OF and he made a video about how that's actually cool
that's when i stopped engaging whatsoever
that he's a literral cuckold
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i get this video multiple times perr day
i watch it every time
are you mad that I was on the files
or are you mad that you werent invited
I don't remember if i already posted this
I think
Im gonna take some ibuprofen
And go buy a monster
To make myself feel better

btw that's a really handsome mr house
saw the title and remembered how some countries medically sterilize rapists
context?

Paycheck just got cashed in for all US armed forces members. 1.7K to each person.
- suspected upcoming invasion of Venezuela going off the activity of all the naval craft & aircraft.
they are going back to the sandbox
what sandbox? It's the jungles now.
nah it will probably end like grenada/panama
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Oh I have that NPC at my camp in 76
uncslop is when a game is good but old
Fr lol all these games are great especially morrowind 
morrowind sucks
vtmb is peak
Bait
fuck you
Good morning brain fart
Good morning
Today is a blessed day managed to grab 4 boxes of chai green tea yesterday so starting my morning off with peak
The fuck is this
Very nice. Do you drink coffee too or just tea

Epstein seriously had a painting of Bill like that?
Its not AI or anything?
idk, pick whatever is the funniest possible reality and believe fully in that
The best reality would be for earth to fucking die
i drink coffee maybe couple times of month but ive basically quit it
night shift aint so bad 
Soon I will be subjected to 10-hour night shifts. Thankfully only four per week and then I have three days full of depression naps before the cycle repeats
Night shift is where its attttttt
Esp with some jobs like security
get a pair of night vison and stalk the grounds at night
I cannot stalk the grounds at night because I will be inside the building inspecting and packaging medical plastics
Mostly IV clamps
Is that garand thumb
good question ngl
Nightshift is by far the best shift, on any job
Driving, security, medical
Every night is movie night
its been years since i worked nights tbh im 730-4 these days
@river zealot @narrow lotus @thorny folio @tranquil lance @thick wadi
wtf is that id
THATS NOT CRYON
@fossil swan


splendid
ngl never realized stallone was so shredded
He was a mr olympia contender on line with arnold
Oh damn ๐ณ
The good ASMR.
me wwhen i lie
I may be mistaking him for someone then
franco columbu?
I think franco ye
the movie "pumping iron" was about schwarznegger's and columbu's rivalry in a bodybuilding competition
Ah
What was that
๐
Doesn't even sound bad
You talk things out, if that doesn't work you wrestle a bit. That doesn't work? It's an issue that's worth to have a blood feud over.
buttplug
THROW IT AWAY NOW DEAR GOD!
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Easiest smash of my life
???
Franco if he was based

The racist uncle during Thanksgiving 
@naive bison
piratesoftware
would
Would
try not to be racist challenge
@dreamy flax six seven
What the hell are you babbling about? Speak the fuck up, will ya? If you wanna throw some numbers around, at least say something that makes sense, you clueless twat!
"PIM TURN THE TV ON, IT DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL"
"I kid you not Jeff, he said "six seven""
I'd kill both
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The fucking questions ppl ask this woman im crying
the secret third option
Understandable.

dude when aragoon said for grindor i shed a tear
i was in rivendel when elrond said "boromir is kill"
"No"
when i was a kid i fucking hated boromir
mostly because his dad was a cunt and faramir was the true goat
hitler and himmler shit
Its some luigi and wulugi tier shit
that's just fake man
like what kinda logic is this
also that is a CRAZY message
Frodo should of just killed gollum when they met
Dude had spent 500 years in his goon cave he'd suffered enough
i used to love gollum lowkey
Never forget the game where you play as Gollum that everyone hated and then forgot about
Battle for middle earth is the only good lotr game series
The new mod for attila is sick as well tbh
Why tf i got embed failed bro
I feel like for that big of a robot it could be a waaaay bigger explosion
People in Elden Ring when they discover the crystal tear that does nothing except make them explode
Hollywood is kinda dumb.
still needs armor
not much though
also all the robot bits
also not very much
known expert on explosives and robots, nottert
I mean expert is a stretch but I'd argue I know more about both than the average person
I can easily believe you'd like to argue
okay mr. "lasers don't exist"
oh you're that guy!
yeah my polite disbelief just turned into assuming the opposite of anything you say
ceo of slopenAI
Ah
CEO of OpenAI, bought a huge amount of silicon wafers that would have become RAM sticks
Yeah, won't be upgrading my pc for a while
You're kidding
Why would you have kids then
Real human bean
definitely someone you should trust to deprive entire cities of water
can't wait till I'm a cyborg with an ai chip in my head I don't think anything could go wrong with it
I can imagine all those autistic self-proclaimed tech gods sitting together and going "I've put the education and care of my child on AI!" "o-oh yeah? well I dumped my kid on my ex-wife and don't need to interact with him at all!" "you both are losers, I made my kid work on an assembly line!"
made by the same guy who couldnt make a subway, and just made a car tube
truuust me bro
its the future of transportation guys 
sounds like you're speaking Ill of daddy I might have to switch into kill mode
this you?
I keep miss clicking
Release ms. Clicking at once
Good one
pre order the cyber truck 2
@narrow lotus
Tesla ๐คฎ
@naive bison
Higher beings keep playing games on me
@glad carbon
Doing nothing and drinking too much what else
Gotta train for unemployment
well that sounds good
man im so good at making drinks
What did you make?
bud light with ice
you fire reacting my obvious joke makes me fear americans
You should
I installed Far Cry 5 today and since my pc's acting weird
Far cry 5 is full of americans just so you know
Also it runs like shit
I got a new taurus
a white woman in her twenties made this image
why am i tagged in this
because true
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Why is this channel age restricted? Do people post porn here or something?
This chat is full of gooners
because xal gets naked and starts oiling up
So hot fr
then he starts a contraversial debate
Five Gโs of life: Gaming, gooning, gambling, gatekeeping, and gaslighting

no particular reason
this channel is age restricted? 
the content posted here will give granma a heart attack
unless shes a old skool freak herself then maybe not depends really.
The heck is she reading?
do it bitch, no balls
More like no skill
Synopsis sounds good
@sage rover
poor fucker
balls
Authenticity
Hasan

No. Asmon
alright
Its pretty good.
eh?

all my fellas

People who are retarded fat chuds like to watch fat retarded chuds who knew
Is this fellow a hasan stan
Thinking a man's opinion is more valid because he is attractive, I think he is just gey.
neither hal nor I like Hasan
not even a possible conclusion of my white man essay
people just fall for attractive people's bullshit more easily
It was gosha's birthday yesterday
Why is that the first thing that comes to your mind? 
I don't fucking know what map games are, man
I thought you were just being funny while calling him a creep
Hearts of Iron, Civilization etc.
Europa Universalis
4X games
Role play as a country
never ever heard people call those "map games"
a much more appropriate term
either 4x games or grand strategy
They're called map games cause usually you do all the planning and execution looking at a global map
are these people in the room with us right now?
whatever, you two
this is my first time hearing it
What's the address of the rock you live under
Zero reading comprehension
Asmond OVER Hasan
Meaning Asmond has more Authenticity than Hasan
Nevermind... he plays Borderlands 2, Fallout 76, Horizon: Forbidden West, Assassin's Creed, The Witcher, Prey (2017), and Alien: Isolation.
I'm just spreading misinformation apparently.
grand strategy and 4x are much more descriptive terms. there is a good reason he aint heard this term. it's weaksauce and not worthy
He wanted to do a Dead Space movie.
It being a bad term doesn't mean it's an unpopular term
but it does mean u can stop using it and use something better
I don't use it
hell yeah
These guys are the worst
@ARCRaidersGame
#arcraiders #embarkstudios #extraction #extractionshooter
Are total war games map games
no they're shit games
Noita is very kino 
It appeals to my adhd
holy based
he is who
John Carpenter.

Map game but war is eternal and rts battles
yes
Impossible
Jack of Blades is such an edgelord
but he was a pretty good villain concept for the time
an immortal villain whose powers come from the mask
but in truth, he is the mask
if you slay him and put on the mask, he'll possess you
what a perfect psyop
my entire impression from playing fable games is "fucking british"
and you have a british flag on your underpants
why does the Hero of Oakvale still have such a small ass after maxing out physical stats?
get on that squat rack
Because you skip leg day
there's supposed to be a whole lot happening, but all of that is so detached from the world and so vague that the only thing I still remember is the game having a brothel (it's not that impressive, iedy, it's not worth it. but it was funny)
I actually really like the combat mechanics from the first fable
Skaven
I like playing as a spellsword in video games, and fable 1 is the only one that fulfills that fantasy well
well, besides Shadow of Mordor and Shadow of War
baldur's gate, pathfinder series, god knows how many more else rpgs allow to create a spellsword
but since you mentioned bordor I guess you wanted more of an action rpg
which means, you're actually going to enjoy awoved
bobowed?
what is that piece of shit is called
yes, that bullshit
Other than Paladin, I don't fuck with the magic/martials in BG3
They are neither hot nor cold, so I spit them from my mouth
pick a fucking lane
He's just like me
I really wanted another pillars of eternity crpg, bobsidian, fuck you
Battle Master Fighter in BG3 is so much fun
and I made an absolutely borked Wild Barbarian once
gimme a second
Is this game good
so basically you don't want a spellsword, you mainly want to swing a sword, but do different things with a sword instead of just poking
yeah, maybe that's a better way of putting it
but I like spellswords in writing as well
I was actually playing a spellsword in wotr before I dropped the game entirely, I didn't vibe with that shit at all
the class was called a magus, and it had a fun mechanic
Goth mommy
any spell with the casting distance of touch could be activated by a melee attack instead
Teto eato somo.
Ozempic time
so you slam someone with a sword AND cast a sword at the same time
Terraria "melee" class
None of the Witcher games had fun combat, even though you'd think they have exactly what I want
Enhanced edition mod for w3
also, if you're doing an action that takes your whole action pool, you use any melee attacks you can on a nearby target, meaning, if you make it very, very precise, you can approach a target, slam it with a spell via a melee attack, and then do a second free melee attack, and the second attack would even execute a spell if the first one missed
... except, as it turned out, if you're casting a spell via melee in enemy's melee range, it will still count as casting a spell in general and provoke an attack of opportunity
I forgot
Bard is also a fun and effective class
and except that making an aformentioned "move, cast touch range spell via melee, free second attack, end turn" shit was like executing an esoteric ritual, absolutely impossible to pull off reliably
and also the UI in general pissed me the fuck off
but yeah, an example of a melee+spells system class
(later on I browsed around on some forums and found out that the class is mediocre at best, which again made me question pathfinder's approach of "let's make 200 classes with only 10 being actually viable")
I dunno
Reminds me of how touch spells are the most mana efficient in Morrowind/Oblivion so running up and setting them on fire was not only viable but good
I'll stick with dnd ig
using electricity as a contact elemental attack makes sense, but the rest of them always struck me hilarious
you're just jumping on a guy and put your palm on his tit
and he's going "????" until he realizes your palm is REALLY HOT
and poison touch attack is basically that gif y'all keep posting with the guy reaching in his underpants and forcing his hand into some guy's face
explain
NSA is just american fbr basically
they have backdoors in a lot of apps
doubt its an actual backdoor
but if it is, it would be extremely funny

Was watching a streamer play Noita and I suggested that he make a wand that shoot bees with nukes orbiting them
aren't they supposed to make at least a token attempt to hide it
thats what i said yes
doubt it
He died shortly after
but hey what if it is
least chaotic noita wand
I've yet to ever finish a run of noita
everything exploding and happening is too much for my brain to proceed with care
I must partake in chaos
Take it slow
You either get through Hisi base or you have to start over and hope to get good spells and wands
I take it slow
then I get bored of slow and stand on a box of powder and punch it while trying to stay on it
we embark on a journey of finding something that will shoot it mid air
The early game sucks
Do any other BG3 players prioritize getting your guys close together in the turn order?
If the turn order is
Enemy1 - E2 - E3 - Friend 1 - E4 - F2 - E5 - E6 - F3 - F4 - E7 - E8...
Enemies 4, 5 and 6 are gonna die first. Simultaneous turns are so powerful in BG3.
@narrow lotus
goon tax
Not really
try it if you are ever struggling
I usually prioritize the death of casters and rangers
that too
I always suprise enemies, set up ambushes or have leveled my characters in a way that gives me Initiative.
thanks to watching a 2,5 hour long video of ymfah I now know that certain enemies in bg3 can't be surprised
(very few)
I am a min maxer, so the game offers really little Challenge to me.
I usually have so many tools at my disposal that I rarely struggel
Most of the game is a breeze
Here's what I mean by simultaneous turns
You're free to move and act with all of your guys when they're in a block like that.
That way, you can remove disabling or limiting effects off your guys with your other characters. If your character has a debuff radius around them, you can move them around and have your other characters attack those adjacent enemies. If your character catches a debuff as a result of their action, maybe another character can remove it that turn so you can continue with your plan.
they love them backdoors
Normally, a disabling effect will force you to skip that character's turn.
But if they're in a block, maybe somebody will be able to remove that disabling effect so that character doesn't get their turn skipped.
Don't know, I use Arcane Archer and Mystical Knight Brawler, so everything is dead within the first turn
im not autistic enough to match sequences
Then turn up the difficulty
being OP gets old fast for me
Already max
there's only one way in bg3 to satisfy that autistic urge of having consecutive turns for your whole gang
which is to have some crazy 5+ initiative bonus on your whoooole crew
play level one only for the whole campaign
I'm just done with the game 
write it down, hal has conceded
I rather play Fallout 3 or New Vegas 100% again
opportunity cost
only 3 or 4 feats per character
Medieval Fantasy is fun, but it gets me really tiresome after some time
I'm going to say something very controversial once again for the glee of youyou
with all the splendor and undeniably good quality of bogdan's gate 3 across the whole table, it doesn't really pull me in that much
Same
I can't figure out why
I still haven't beaten it
It stops being fun after you hit the level cap
no more growth, nowhere to go
I think I hit the level cap and stoped playing like 4 times
that funnel opening isn't much larger than an open tortilla
roughly twice the surface area
euro-size funnel, sir
gigantic elephant ass sizes are available too
cough, king size, as you call it
๐
For me, BG3 lacks a little bit more edge...
I really like Dark Fantasy, Apocalyptic Genres.
BG3 is just too wippy diddo friendly. Even when it tries to be dark.
Like in my evil playthrough:
I found that homeless kid... And I really didn't care for it. Told it to fuck off
Then the game literally tries to use that kid, into emotionally blackmailing me or something.
I had to quadruple down in order to actually kill the brat at the end
I didnt know I need something before until I see this
I just leave a flat tortilla on my plate while eating a burrito or taco
Ok but
that thing looks more inconvenient somehow
That thing was unnecessarily cool
gag gift
you have to store it somewhere in the kitchen
and it's too big
and you have to wash it as well
the joke is that the channel makes useless inventions
It's a modern game, it has to sand down the edges, lest it be considered "too extreme" or "too evil"
it made me wonder "wait is this industry standard and I'm just seeing things orrrr?" when I've noticed that every bg3 companion wastes almost no time about trauma dumping on you and making them your problem
every single one of them is addled with something, desperately needs to do some shit
and then I've made a short visit to divinity 2: original meme and seen exactly the same thing
and then I remembered that both bg3 and divinity 2 have a feature of playing as one of the companions
so it's this funny setup of having to give every companion a fast to uncover and develop plot, because they may be played by a player
because he's black or why?
@placid sail
Normies do more mental work for excusing evil characters than for recognizng the good in good characters
And maybe the racism thing
this made me remember that devious powerpoint graph of characters' gender, sex and attitude correlation in Overwatch 2 and it made me gag
I'm sorry
nobody should remember that
but also fuck you for reminding me
i just find wyll boring, karlach is good but i don't dislike her nearly as much
I still don't get it. aren't there more evil-inclined characters in this disneyโข setup, what's wrong with wyll
did it my first playthrough lmao
I feel its been conditioned in us hence why we let so many atrocities take place irl
most of the origin characters are self-interested, deceived by evil people, or just evil
karlach and wyll are the only ones close to unambiguous good
I've yet to have a playthrough with Laesel making it past act I without dying to numerous causes
it's like final destination with her and me
i feel like this whole thing is nonesense
you and i dont like wyll for different kind of reasons
The only Companions which I enjoyed are Minthara and Laezel
this is fantasy, it's not real
in fantasy i want garbage people that aren't boring
says the brown ukranian
wyll is my goat tho idk why people don't like him
biden blast
save me homie gale
save me homie wyll
kill the ๐ฌ elf
life good
She looks more fake than anime porn
now that you mention it, it is funny there's no character who is plainly "me good guy, full stop"
She's real to me, okay?
I am risking to look like a retard at this point, but I still don't get why Wyll is being hated
it really is because he's black, isn't it
cause he isn't a sassy elf
No
woman and ๐ฌ don't like that

I sometimes call Eldritch Blast "Rizz Blast" because it scales off charisma
warlock is the class with most rizz and aura
but he's all charismatic and heroic while being a badass duelist, doesn't this score some pussy points
berserker second
idk im neither a woman nor a ๐ฌ
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