love hasan, he has to be some sort of Lich-type character leading an army of brainless zombies
#🎪bruh-fart
naive bison
he can so flagrantly spit in everyone's face and get 0 reprecussions
he legit said "let's get back to the real shit" after reacting to his friend saying he did nothing to help her win the lawsuit
and went back to watching yt videos and eating
vale sand
love hasan, he has to be some sort of Lich-type character leading an army of bra...
they actually are braindead, he had a massive crashout on his viewers not too long ago lmao
i saw the clip of that
and they still love him for it lmao
naive bison
they actually are braindead, he had a massive crashout on his viewers not too lo...
he does every day
he legit is almost boogie2988
"I HATE BEING ALIVE
I HATE BEING ALIVE"
IM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN
IM IN TREMENDOUS PAIN
high wing
you would think with the amount he moves he would be rather skinny at this point
or died of a heartattack at this point
vale sand
https://tenor.com/view/boogie2988-boogie-shaking-screaming-twist-gif-17797640248...
he looks like notch if minecraft didn't work out
naive bison
he looks like notch if minecraft didn't work out
notch has one of the most baller tweets of all time
one sec
prisma quartz
you are too invested in online losers
naive bison
inb4 its a racist tweet
no it was something like
"notche is a douchbag idiot millionaire"
he just responds "Billionaire*"
high wing
oh right i remember that one
naive bison
that's fucking baller
high wing
high wing
CALLED IT
naive bison
CALLED IT
not a single one of these tweets is racist
they are, in fact, antiracist
white supremacist racist tweet
"we are all different and that's okay"
"we do not generalize based on skin color"
these people are real, they live, breathe, vote and breed
high wing
I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBSTITUTE MY OWN
strong crest
My reality is better anywat
naive bison
btw @stone blade thank you so much for recommending drone build
they are great
they even deal contact damage
like the spinning blades on samurai
strong crest
(In my reality I didn't misspell anyway)
naive bison
@stone blade
magic tartan
stone blade
<@536176967284686849>
okay calm down abdulah ibn azis shick shack shock
stone blade
the rockets decent helpers if u scale off arcane
christmas event is fun ngl
U get to shit on krampus at the end @naive bison
stone blade
I know
if u upgrade it it becomes better
aka find a copy of this relic and pick it up
deep topaz
primal kayak
stone blade
@gusty heron name checks out
primal kayak
naive bison
it's true i was that yamaka
heady crow
heady crow
hell yeah, i love bionicle too
solar breach
white plate armor goes hard ngl
sacred mountain
You realize peeing while sitting is peak until you have to do it in a public toilet
frail scaffold
white plate armor goes hard ngl
yeah it looks good asf
primal kayak
You realize peeing while sitting is peak until you have to do it in a public toi...
Saw one with more pee than toilet once
sacred mountain
Saw one too many times that someone leaving their dump unflushed
bold kettle
primal kayak
That surprisingly didn't happen that much
sacred mountain
Mfw you manage to hold the entire world hostage because you stole radioactive materials and plans to cook up your own nukes
Israeli nuclear deterrence plan in a nutshell
deep topaz
samson option
sacred mountain
"In the 1973 Yom Kippur War, Arab forces were overwhelming Israeli forces and Prime Minister Golda Meir authorized a nuclear alert and ordered 13 atomic bombs be readied for use by missiles and aircraft. The Israeli Ambassador informed President Richard Nixon that "very serious conclusions" may occur if the United States did not airlift supplies. Nixon complied. This is seen by some commentators on the subject as the first threat of the use of the Samson Option."
frail scaffold
new vocal stim
stone blade
rainbow socket jacket
decent but ass without elemental gems
which u cant craft yet ggs
frank jewel
i recognize the path of exile style equipment when i see it
frank jewel
what game is that
stone blade
hero siege
stone blade
ok noble gas
pallid flint
Sounds like symptoms of chronic ligma
heady crow
stone blade
<@536176967284686849> where do i get chaos keys?
drops from enemies
rare but they drop
sacred mountain
cant stand the smell of my own fart
Did you know an average human farts 20 times per day?
stone blade
xal a warning
sacred mountain
If it is way more thsn that, go to a doc
stone blade
this game is quite grindy
one character may take up 50 to 100+hours to properly build @naive bison
if u want to go all the way
it is a grindy game
but u can increase magic find to make grind less painful
heady crow
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741945274901200897/1450946527127273585/do...
what are sealions even about bro 😭
stone blade
sea dog
@naive bison if the game kicks u
and tells u slowdown detected
thays a bug with the latest patch that brought xmas
naive bison
@stone blade what do i do with this
stone blade
the hs discord is going haywire cuz the devs are trying to fix it
stone blade
<@536176967284686849> what do i do with this
collectivle used for crafting
crafting cube tells u what u can get
in town of inoya
why did the main dev post the hotdog spinny gif
@naive bison 
drifting mantle
@simple ore
stoic girder
bold kettle
Life feels like playing on a free to play account in a pay to win game
stoic girder
bold kettle
Either cheating or some mythical beasts fighting for one chick or some shit
stoic girder
eager igloo
People my age wonder how are they going to get down payment for mortgage
stoic girder
People my age wonder how are they going to get down payment for mortgage
50 year mortgages obviously 
drifting mantle
eager igloo
50 year mortgages obviously <:Aware:1043764182576791632>
And flexible rate
drifting mantle
Legit how I reacted at Titanic with my ex
eager igloo
drifting mantle
The passion I have is enjoying life as much as I can, while living as long as I possibly can 
naive bison
@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WT1RcqOAwk
stoic girder
drifting mantle
Remember... Someone got rich for calling a little kid the n word
stoic girder
Remember... Someone got rich for calling a little kid the n word
A white woman.
Of course.
drifting mantle
Rigged system
stoic girder
Rigged system
Every job given to a woman is a job a man was passed over.
drifting mantle
only because they got her fired and threatened her life
As if that wouldn't be done to anyone who says it in public
stoic girder
deep topaz
As if that wouldn't be done to anyone who says it in public
that does not make it better
drifting mantle
that does not make it better
It's just that there is no real distinction to be made.
She could have said it and get yeeted into a shitty life, like so many before her
stoic girder
Remember... Someone got rich for calling a little kid the n word
Wasn't the guy a bit old for being a kid?
I can't even remember anymore.
stoic girder
Wait, who was the one that filmed it?
stoic girder
Pretty sure she had the camera in her face.
drifting mantle
All I know is, she made bank for saying the n word
drifting mantle
@placid sail
placid sail
<@231842552729305098>
damn that has some spark to it
doesn't work in my language, unfortunately, it translates to "on pension"
slender rock
placid sail
also I'm definitely slipping and saying "I'm retarded" every time
which isn't wrong but lame
drifting mantle
That's some music that runs in the main menu of some 90s racing game
stark gull
Remember... Someone got rich for calling a little kid the n word
Honestly she earned it
placid sail
Remember... Someone got rich for calling a little kid the n word
wait I'm sorry what?
how does one get such power?
drifting mantle
doesn't work in my language, unfortunately, it translates to "on pension"
You don't have a word for "retirement" in Russian? There no word for "settling down"?
drifting mantle
how does one get such power?
If I would know... I would share my wealth with you all
stark gull
You don't have a word for "retirement" in Russian? There no word for "settling d...
You just die due to heart failure at 63
gleaming grove
Boobas
placid sail
You don't have a word for "retirement" in Russian? There no word for "settling d...
for settling down yes, but retirement is firmly fixed into being on pension
drifting mantle
for settling down yes, but retirement is firmly fixed into being on pension
Then just say you settled down
placid sail
Then just say you settled down <:omegakekw:1016121110372306944>
and that one usually means "to be a boring family guy"
gleaming grove
Boobas 👍
slender rock
why is there an address being doxxed from one of the modders
drifting mantle
and that one usually means "to be a boring family guy"
Seems like Russian is not very versatile
deep topaz
Wasn't the guy a bit old for being a kid?
the kid's parent, idk if it was mom or dad, stole out of her diaper bag
and the guy was a convicted child predator
so he should not have been at a playground
placid sail
Seems like Russian is not very versatile
it usually is, but it seems like it was cunningly integrated into the very language that any case of leaving the work force for good is only acceptable if you're a burnt out, old husk
or it may be just me, I am retarded, after all
lapis zinc
why is there an address being doxxed from one of the modders
certified discord moment
solar breach
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm juice
drifting mantle
it usually is, but it seems like it was cunningly integrated into the very langu...
"You don't work, you don't eat"
placid sail
"You don't work, you don't eat"
and best case scenario, if you don't work, you're procreating and do custodian duties to your family cell
deep topaz
modern commies: "I shouldn't have to work"
classic commies: "If you don't work, you don't eat"
placid sail
anything else, and you may just kill yourself
actually no, scratch that, don't kill yourself, we'll send you to the frontline instead
or maybe liquify and turn into a human smoothy to fuel our god emperor
deep topaz
corpse starched
arctic pawn
naive bison
thick wadi
stoic girder
naive bison
<@346220657547149332> <@146741297875517440>
Caleb Hammer officially invited frogan over for a financial audit
a show that goes over other people's finances and how to improve spending in tough financial situations
stoic girder
Caleb Hammer officially invited frogan over for a financial audit
She won't go.
naive bison
ofc she wont
- he was mean when talking about her
- he would tell her to get a job
(will instantly kill herr)
BUT
asmongold said he's gonna give a lot of money to charity if she goes or sth
stoic girder
2) he would tell her to get a job
You should censor the word j*b on this server.
simple ore
<@346220657547149332> <@146741297875517440>
dawg can you not post about random twitch streamers for 1 day
spring quail
simple ore
this retard cares about twitch streamers
stoic girder
dawg can you not post about random twitch streamers for 1 day
Cuckrider doesn't have any real life drama in his life.
simple ore
you are obsessed
naive bison
she's been rising for 2 years
naive bison
Cuckrider doesn't have any real life drama in his life.
i have no enemies
also if i did, why would i come and vent here
i'd rather fucking kill myself
drifting mantle
<@346220657547149332> <@146741297875517440>
AHHH! Frogan Jumpscare!
naive bison
i used to know a guy like that
naive bison
AHHH! Frogan Jumpscare!
dusk meadow
simple ore
stoic girder
also if i did, why would i come and vent here
No one knows you in real life. People vent online so that they don't commit murder in real life.
naive bison
@drifting mantle oh btw a chatter in a video said "imagine frogan gets a job at the grocery store and someone asks her if they offer a veteran's discount"
stoic girder
deep topaz
what's the point of a burqa if you have a face full of makeup
stoic girder
You know what, I would be kinder to her if she was more attractive.
deep topaz
that's how everything works
solar breach
played b42 MP on zomboid for the first time
pale ingot
played b42 MP on zomboid for the first time
was it good
blissful canyon
Begging you to shut the fuck up
pale ingot
solar breach
was it good
unstable as hell which is to be predicted
idk if theyve fixed shotguns yet
blissful canyon
You know what, I would be kinder to her if she was more attractive.
Real
pale ingot
i havent even touched regular b42 yet
solar breach
i really just want an herb garden to share with people
pale ingot
im still a b41 stroker
because i have 380 or so mods on b41 and i dont wanna make a new modlist
stoic girder
i really just want an herb garden to share with people
Hippy fuck.
drifting mantle
<@346220657547149332> oh btw a chatter in a video said "imagine frogan gets a jo...
Can't, she would eat all the supplies on her own
naive bison
You know what, I would be kinder to her if she was more attractive.
on the topic of which
when caleb hammer was talking about the 3 being sued for copyright infringement
he asked "which one's the hot one? i forgot her name"
"frogan?" said the member of the crew
"no, frogan's ugly"
pale ingot
Hippy fuck.
https://tenor.com/view/kill-everyone-spongebob-magic-conch-stare-commanding-gif-17677578479510478658
naive bison
i didn't know he was based like that
i watched his main show and he wasn't tossing bombs like that
naive bison
solar breach
and i enjoy growing medicinal herbs
naive bison
I have a risky Christmas meme to send you.
dm it
my favorite one is the santa clause flying over iranian airspace one
pulling 15g dodging missiles
arctic pawn
🎅🏿
stoic girder
with like ewoks on it
He did start grooming Anakin pretty young.
arctic pawn
merry christmas crackers
drifting mantle
on the topic of which
when caleb hammer was talking about the 3 being sued for c...
I saw a clip of Frogan, where someone called her out on her own stream.
The guy told her how pathetic it is to beg for Money on stream, just so that she can pay her rent...
Her response was "okay, give me money then"
Seems like the body fat has reached the brain
pale ingot
merry christmas crackers
high wing
palpatines island
naive bison
I saw a clip of Frogan, where someone called her out on her own stream.
The guy ...
she had a rent sub goal on screen when she was calling Ludwig a "cracker" for not doing a Gaza charity drive because it could be seen as divisive
verbal needle
naive bison
and that his personal $10k donation as compensation for not having the charity drive is "chump change"
arctic pawn
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1393479827050467381/1450969448767951073/1...
VLADISLAV
BABY DONT HURT ME
drifting mantle
and that his personal $10k donation as compensation for not having the charity d...
Oh yeah, I remember that 
narrow lotus
she had a rent sub goal on screen when she was calling Ludwig a "cracker" for no...
pretty sure the cunt had like 132 subs out of 2000 sub goal , yeah buddy you better start filling up that job form
placid sail
I dream of a day I open brainfart and don't see epstein within a minute of scrolling
hitler give me strength
pale ingot
stone blade
<@536176967284686849>
krampus was a cool fight
naive bison
pretty sure the cunt had like 132 subs out of 2000 sub goal , yeah buddy you bet...
it's like 400 dollars
drifting mantle
pretty sure the cunt had like 132 subs out of 2000 sub goal , yeah buddy you bet...
She would want to do something with food, but no company would take her, because they're afraid she will eat all the food herself.
Btw. Old friends of me did that, when we worked in the school Cafeteria
pale ingot
naive bison
@stone blade
stone blade
<@536176967284686849>
i told u about this
drifting mantle
it's like 400 dollars
Peak level influencer 
solar breach
hmmmmmm something is off
high wing
hmmmmmm something is off
what do you mean
placid sail
I should have played cockdivers with mods
high wing
looks fine to me
verbal needle
solar breach
what do you mean
you know i feel shame i remember which mod this one is from
placid sail
if only people playing vanilla could get a random join of gigantic liberty-packing helldiver
it would have made playing with randoms such a thrill
eager igloo
I dream of a day I open brainfart and don't see epstein within a minute of scrol...
Or kirk
narrow lotus
Is the US going at war with Venezuela
eager igloo
Or some twitch streamers
verbal needle
Is the US going at war with Venezuela
perhaps
high wing
man this game looks so good right guys?
placid sail
and I've made my peace with the fact they're gonna discuss some retarded streamer drama from time to time
solar breach
man this game looks so good right guys?
beautiful weather we are having
stoic girder
Is the US going at war with Venezuela
Yes.
eager igloo
and I've made my peace with the fact they're gonna discuss some retarded streame...
So anytime xal opens discord
cedar ridge
primal rapids
Back from my first day at the long day factory, had a long day
eager igloo
No way
arctic pawn
hitler give me strength
narrow lotus
Minor crashout
cedar ridge
Dolboeb
placid sail
So anytime xal opens discord
you know it's ironic because most of the brainfartians probably are more on the trad side and yet they eagerly engage in gossiping and drama discussion which is usually assumed to be a w*omen thing
arctic pawn
what kind of gossip?
stoic girder
you know it's ironic because most of the brainfartians probably are more on the ...
Men's only spaces don't exist in real life anymore.
primal rapids
I have a newfound hatred for cleanroom suits. Probably because I was required to change in/out of one like eight times
arctic pawn
can you give an example?
placid sail
what kind of gossip?
I have no idea, just scroll up
something something another influencer
arctic pawn
all i see is people ignoring or trashing on peole who's talking about influencers
placid sail
tag your girl cockrider for deets
arctic pawn
i hardly see people doing this shit in here
drifting mantle
you know it's ironic because most of the brainfartians probably are more on the ...
I am a beautiful black women 💅
spring quail
stoic girder
I am a beautiful black women 💅
A Nubian Queen.
placid sail
yakuba, if you will
quartz ridge
Everytime you see a black guy are you gonna ping me?
stoic girder
yakuba, if you will
quartz ridge
you know it's ironic because most of the brainfartians probably are more on the ...
“Oh btw did you see who X USER NAME did??” FUCK NOOOOO i dont have twitter
verbal needle
ate a medicated cough drop
narrow lotus
@naive bison @river zealot
naive bison
Everytime you see a black guy are you gonna ping me?
Yes, don't you think they are a little too common in a place like Russia
drifting mantle
Everytime you see a black guy are you gonna ping me?
He probably will, it's xal after all
stoic girder
<@292700214492397568> <@1049089806715596810>
naive bison
If im seeing one almost every day
quartz ridge
Yes, don't you think they are a little too common in a place like Russia
If i speak big trouble
narrow lotus
One what? Apples? Bananas?
stoic girder
If im seeing one almost every day
I mean, you are in need of young men no?
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> <@1049089806715596810>
He was ready for a hotel and a machete
😭
verbal needle
Bring the Cumans back
naive bison
I mean, you are in need of young men no?
Sir we do not need infinity food delivery drivers
verbal needle
Speaking of cumans, I need to get my kipchak helmet repaired
naive bison
<@1049089806715596810>
quartz ridge
<@1049089806715596810>
naive bison
I disavow
naive bison
Speaking of cumans, I need to get my kipchak helmet repaired
What are you even saying
stoic girder
What are you even saying
He thinks about men cumming.
verbal needle
What are you even saying
I have one of these helmets
drifting mantle
https://tenor.com/view/hl3is-hl3-is-hl3-half-life-3-gif-7886937955346346822
Launches with the Gabecube
naive bison
I have one of these helmets
No clue still
drifting mantle
No clue still
It's a cuman helmet
verbal needle
The kipchaks used to exist during the 12th-13th century until they were wiped out and absorbed by the Mongol golden horde
They had this style of helmet which was also similar to the cumans
verbal needle
I have a helmet in my storage unit that I wore during HEMA fights of armored combat
Worlds most powerful tool in your hands and I bet you use it as a paperweight
placid sail
Launches with the Gabecube
"it's a gabecube exclusive"
and then the gabecube never actually releases
a simple but elegant solution
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
Worlds most powerful tool in your hands and I bet you use it as a paperweight
Here is my HEMA weapon
verbal needle
Here is my HEMA weapon
solar breach
I have one of these helmets
sick
drifting mantle
https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-1090207310...
verbal needle
Xal is intellectually disabled
I said kipchak, I don't expect anyone to know what I'm talking about, I post a picture of what I'm talking about and they're still clueless, immediate retard
deep topaz
erm, next time say cuman tan ulach equivalent
solar breach
fading mountain
Acoustic and guitarded
scenic field
Twu toobz
devout spindle
I have a helmet in my storage unit that I wore during HEMA fights of armored com...
Hema looks insanely fun.
verbal needle
Hema looks insanely fun.
I did buhurt or armored combat
Did it during the weekends while I was in the army
For about 10 years
devout spindle
Props to anyone who can move that well in that much steel.
verbal needle
Well I had my stuff fitted to me while most people just buy their gear and put it on
verbal needle
How much is a starting kit
Depends on the rules
I haven't done it in about 3 years so the rules might of changed
deep topaz
wear nothing, use a buckler and a metal baseball bat
you'll win
less restrictive on movement so you can give someone a TBI
parry first strike, trip opponent
beat head in
verbal needle
Can't hit people while they're down
gusty heron
Why did i get a ping here
wooden harbor
breaking eachother's bones with baseball bats. sounds lik ea good time
gusty heron
Did Iedy at everyone again
verbal needle
No strikes to the groin, back of the knee or hitting opponents while they're down
dreamy flaxBOT
storm stream
I dont get why people here hate Xalrider so much. Sure he baited a femboy into getting banned, but thats not as bad some of the shit people get away with posting
deep topaz
you'd think that would be considered a good thing
deep topaz
nah man she was 9 but people matured differently
storm stream
you'd think that would be considered a good thing
Yes but at the time I didnt knew he was actually a fella
deep topaz
yeah pal being a housewife at 9 is great, the point is he fucked a 9 year old
naive bison
What am I looking at
gusty heron
I dont get why people here hate Xalrider so much. Sure he baited a femboy into g...
As he defends controller aim-assist for fps in the tarkov channel
primal rapids
What am I looking at
Bullshit happening in the ocean
scenic field
People play tarkov?
naive bison
Bullshit happening in the ocean
You're not funny
naive bison
As he defends controller aim-assist for fps in the tarkov channel
What?
Are you retarded?
Nvm thats a given
storm stream
oh boy...
naive bison
Are you maliciously misinterpreting what I said is what I should be asking
gusty heron
Just ignore the noise
naive bison
They worship a black cube
9 more of those and thats a nether portal
naive bison
I dont get why people here hate Xalrider so much. Sure he baited a femboy into g...
Why is getting a degen banned used as a negative in this example
That should get me a Lego set from Santa this year alone
storm stream
Why is getting a degen banned used as a negative in this example
Fair enuff
naive bison
WHAT I DID WITH THE FURRY GUY GETTING MUTED SHOULDA GOT ME MADE RIGHT THEN AND THERE
naive bison
Xal plays with legos
I don't
I just used it as an example
What are kids asking from Santa nowadays
gusty heron
Labubus
storm stream
What are kids asking from Santa nowadays
RAM sticks
scenic field
Ive only violated probation a handful of times
primal rapids
Silicon wafers are too advanced to produce by hand in Santa's elf sweatshop
scenic field
RAM sticks
Idiots can just download it
naive bison
Ive only violated probation a handful of times
Screenshotting this for your parole hearing
Wait wrong term
scenic field
I have court tomorrow
gusty heron
Probation =/= parole
naive bison
Probation check
primal rapids
I have another long day at the long day factory tomorrow
scenic field
Oh yeah
gusty heron
scenic field
Hows the new job?
naive bison
Ill make you some toilet wine
primal rapids
(it actually is a long day, I have four 10-hour shifts per week)
scenic field
Ill make you some toilet wine
Its very easy to make
naive bison
(it actually is a long day, I have four 10-hour shifts per week)
Jeez man
What do tou do
stark gull
People play tarkov?
Fairly certain a lot of people have escaped it
naive bison
Fairly certain a lot of people have escaped it
About 500
gusty heron
(it actually is a long day, I have four 10-hour shifts per week)
I knew this nurse at THR that would work 7 12-hour shifts in a row, and then take 2 weeks off. Based af schedule.
gusty heron
Every week she came back she had badass travel stories
primal rapids
What do tou do
I make medical plastic thingamabobs
naive bison
I meant not in conventional way
I don't know the suicide rate among tarkov players
primal rapids
I need to wear a cleansuit, beardnet, hairnet, hood, and safety glasses at all times while on the factory floor
naive bison
I make medical plastic thingamabobs
Is that a job where you can wear headphones or do u have to talk to ppl
gusty heron
I make medical plastic thingamabobs
God i do not miss all the clear green, clear purple, clear blue plastic appliances
primal rapids
Any speck of dust will cause my immediate execution by neck snapping, they can't shoot me because that would contaminate the room.
naive bison
God i do not miss all the clear green, clear purple, clear blue plastic applianc...
This guy still organizes all his food and toiletries on his bedside table
gusty heron
My favorite was people being allergic to latex, accidentally being administered latex in-dwelling catheters
primal rapids
Is that a job where you can wear headphones or do u have to talk to ppl
You have to wear earbuds because it's loud as fuck on the factory floor
naive bison
You have to wear earbuds because it's loud as fuck on the factory floor
Ah that is nice
gusty heron
So we switched to nylon, but all the catheter tubes had a mold-seam that would cut people inside their urethra
primal rapids
Music plays over the loudspeakers but unless you're literally right next to a speaker you can't hear it for shit
naive bison
So we switched to nylon, but all the catheter tubes had a mold-seam that would c...
Wtf am i reading
deep topaz
My favorite was people being allergic to latex, accidentally being administered ...
super balloon penis time
gusty heron
We wuz cutting dicks an shiet
naive bison
Music plays over the loudspeakers but unless you're literally right next to a sp...
Time to put on 5 hour youtube videos and get lost in thought
naive bison
We wuz cutting dicks an shiet
Punishment for owing a ramen packet in the can?
primal rapids
No no, you can't wear music earbuds unless they're expensive sound-blocking ones
gusty heron
super balloon penis time
Had a vietnam combat vet go spooky-mind time one night
storm stream
Can;t a guy file off the seam??
gusty heron
Rip out his own catheter
Without the baloon being deflated
Because he thought we were VC come to interrogate him
naive bison
No no, you can't wear music earbuds unless they're expensive sound-blocking ones
Noise cancellation isn't expensive though
My brother bought some cheapo airbuds and they are like $40 and have amazing noise cancelling
Wireless too
gusty heron
Blood everywhere as he screamed his 10-digit DoD number
naive bison
As technology advances, top tier shit from last year becomes the bargain bin item of today
Its really amazing
gusty heron
Can;t a guy file off the seam??
Wouldn’t recommend it
storm stream
Blood everywhere as he screamed his 10-digit DoD number
All that and nothing accomplished in the Viet
ggs
gusty heron
Because you and the hospital could get sued if anything goes wrong
Best to just… use the product as intended so the manufacturer gets sued instead
storm stream
How old was the guy?
pale ingot
gusty heron
I know it sounds fucked, and that’s why i don’t work medical anymore
gusty heron
How old was the guy?
HIPPA
stoic girder
nah man she was 9 but people matured differently
Is that 9 in muslim years, like the 17 year olds that arrive on boats?
primal rapids
To be fair we don't make anything that actually goes inside a person at my factory, it's mostly tube clamps and IV junctions
gusty heron
~90
storm stream
oof
naive bison
Is that 9 in muslim years, like the 17 year olds that arrive on boats?
17 year olds in Afghanistan have full beards and receding hairlines apparently 
pale ingot
primal rapids
Though I'm glad I didn't start working here back when covid was a thing because they were operating basically 24/7 because of government mandates.
gusty heron
Humans are fucking incredible aren’t we
gusty heron
It was all in his head, but to his credit, he never broke
primal rapids
Want to hear something incredible? I have to have three pairs of shoes at the factory.
scenic field
Is it a bowling ball favtory
gusty heron
Want to hear something incredible? I have to have three pairs of shoes at the fa...
Which one gets the funny white slippers over them
primal rapids
One pair for actually walking into work or to the breakroom, one for the shipping floor and common areas, one for the cleanroom
primal rapids
Which one gets the funny white slippers over them
The cleanroom one
gusty heron
Bro, you can probably don and doff PPE better than people working at Intel by now
scenic field
Xal could use a little of that
primal rapids
Bro, you can probably don and doff PPE better than people working at Intel by no...
I have to don and doff my PPE like eight times a day, more if I have to use the bathroom outside of break/lunch time
primal rapids
Basically everyone takes breaks at the same time, they don't want you working the factory floor alone
scenic field
Damgerous?
primal rapids
I mean none of it is particularly dangerous unless you’re the electrician or mould technician but they don’t want you working without oversight
vestal needle
slender rock
deep topaz
I could use a huge burger
pale ingot
high wing
https://tenor.com/view/burger-gif-5519885072022975401
is that tyler1
slender rock
is that tyler1
no
pale ingot
is that tyler1
yea
slender rock
it can't be
pale ingot
its clearly tyler1
high wing
Im not your pal, guy
slender rock
literally tyler
you are wrong this is tyler
high wing
borgir
stoic girder
found an anomaly
The tree that doesn't scream.
slender rock
The tree that doesn't scream.
deep topaz
stoic girder
deep topaz
I can play it again thanks to RPCS3
deep topaz
stoic girder
Are we really hitting this age where this is said?
little mirage
Give it a year or 2 to see this same format for a game made in 2012 / 15.
"Are you old enough to remember Little Big Planet?"
grizzled meadow
glad carbon
Meow @grizzled meadow
pallid flint
The orange cats are back
tender lagoon
🫃
steel bone
quartz ridge
little mirage
https://tenor.com/view/domo-stuffed-animal-throw-throwing-rabbit-gif-25408808
Asian girl 2000s aesthetic
deep topaz
domo was pretty hip with the scene girls
deep topaz
Hoes will never understand the pain of appendix carrying a p320
need me some Uboatopedia
holy shit GAMMA in Uboat?!?!?!
stoic girder
fallow trellis
toxic sundial
Hoes will never understand the pain of appendix carrying a p320
hoes will never understand the pain of the sig going off and blowing a hole in my thigh
grave bronze
toxic sundial
Sounds like a good day
toxic sundial
sounds like a good day
storm stream
shit cast the spell of eternal sleepy on me
Body has to repair
fluid heron
Body has to repair
i was awake from 10 am to 2 pm
stoic girder
fluid heron
18 hours of sleep
fading portal
I love drinking and smoking
toxic sundial
give my shock collar remote to hasan all im sayin
upper shore
trim shell
fading portal
give my shock collar remote to hasan all im sayin
Posting this was optional
toxic sundial
alright fuck my bad damn
stoic girder
storm stream
18 hours of sleep
Must be nice
grave bronze
gleaming grove
Omg tomboy wife 
pale ingot
just finished metro 2033 
was good
gonna go replay last light since its been ages since i last played it
fading portal
I love train tunnels
pale ingot
just finished metro 2033 <:billysleep:1113161674178969661>
and i got the big dick canon ending not the pussy peaceful ending
spring quail
just finished metro 2033 <:billysleep:1113161674178969661>
im gonna loan the pretty girl at work the book tomorrow
grave bronze
fading portal
Byond wasn’t made for this
spring quail
vestal needle
Omg tomboy wife <:POGGIES1:981963701215199332>
Who made this
pale ingot
Who made this
reverse image search if you wanna goon idk
pale ingot
I’m planning on getting shot
why would you get shot thats pussy shit
shoot people
kill them
pale ingot
lowkey
forgot what the difference between like
the original metro games and the redux versions are
but i played the original 2033 so im gonna play the original last light
fading portal
I haven’t played metro yet
But I have 130 hours in underrail
So I know how the tunnels work
umbral field
The Neco stuff is always the best
umbral field
Holy fuck did someone mention Byond?
pale ingot
oh also
spring quail
redux also kills a number of bugs, art direction is slightly different
grave bronze
Holy fuck did someone mention Byond?
I hate byond like
Actually
I work with it
I do mapping
pale ingot
little mirage
What else does byond do outside of ss13
grave bronze
It has
pale ingot
pale ingot
grave bronze
WHATSOEVER
umbral field
What else does byond do outside of ss13
Not much
pale ingot
the whole thang
umbral field
Is SS14 catching on at least?
little mirage
Byond has been my firet hand experience of being virtually molested by a furry as a child
umbral field
I hear the owners are tyrants
grave bronze
Is SS14 catching on at least?
It’s unity and the owners
little mirage
I hear the owners are tyrants
Unsurprizing
grave bronze
I would rather keep working 36 hours a day in the ball crushing factory that is byond and dmm
little mirage
I cant comprehend liking ss13 to the point of ownership and not be a little retarded
umbral field
But now I can post my hyperspecific SS13 memes that, like, one person will get
Like about the Blackmoor incident
Or F13 in general
stoic girder
umbral field
I haven't played in a month or so, got sick of the medieval trend
Which happened after F13 died off
grave bronze
I stick to eris and eris downstreams
little mirage
A shop recently opened INFRONT of our local school. It sells plastic blow horns for new years
They dont stop
stoic girder
They dont stop
spring quail
little mirage
Recently last night. Kids were making loud noises with them. One of the moms or aunts came and slapped him hard
umbral field
Still a proud Roboticist main despite me not playing the vanilla servers for years
little mirage
Could hear it across the two buildings
pale ingot
but i played the original 2033 so im gonna play the original last light
naw wait ill play the redux last light it has a higher difficulty 
grave bronze
Still a proud Roboticist main despite me not playing the vanilla servers for yea...
Engineering main through and through here
spring quail
naw wait ill play the redux last light it has a higher difficulty <:hmmtodayiwil...
the game crashed on the final boss when i played it ten thousand years ago and i never went back and finished it
little mirage
Good its a retarded game.
pale ingot
the game crashed on the final boss when i played it ten thousand years ago and i...
gg noob. ..
little mirage
Just play a real game like Stalker 2
umbral field
Good its a retarded game.
That's why we love it baby
grave bronze
The map I’m working on has a supermatter, but no way to eject it when it goes critical
:)
umbral field
umbral field
The map I’m working on has a supermatter, but no way to eject it when it goes cr...
You can eject them now?
little mirage
Yeah looking bad for metro fans
umbral field
Yeah looking bad for metro fans
I mean, let the series die in grace
grave bronze
You can eject them now?
Some servers have a hatch that throws the sm into space
pale ingot
Good its a retarded game.
bro we're in a server about a modpack for stalker made by a frenchman i think metro is less retarded than that
spring quail
Just play a real game like Stalker 2
i played 1.11 on xbox last year and i got stuck in the wishgranter sircaa room for 23 minutes while the game tried to unfuck itself and load
spring quail
just had bapta soldiers standing around being invincible
pale ingot
ehh ill play it tomorrow
little mirage
bro we're in a server about a modpack for stalker made by a frenchman i think me...
As a proud russian. I must denounce the game
umbral field
Some servers have a hatch that throws the sm into space
Back in my day if the SM was fucked, it exploded
And you could do NOTHING
grave bronze
We’re using a planet map so
If you fuck up
L bozo
Half of engineering is radioactive
pale ingot
As a proud russian. I must denounce the game
umbral field
They're remaking it?
spring quail
and anarchists, AND bandits?
grave bronze
Anarchists?
spring quail
They're remaking it?
remaking a remake would be funny
grave bronze
Also here’s like a level of the current map
umbral field
umbral field
remaking a remake would be funny
When was the last remake?
grave bronze
umbral field
I'd say it might be valid for one
spring quail
When was the last remake?
metro 2033 2010 -> metro 2033 redux 2014
umbral field
metro 2033 2010 -> metro 2033 redux 2014
Yeah I'd say 10 years is enough
pale ingot
https://tenor.com/view/metro-metro2033-10years-of-metro-4a-games-deep-silver-gif...
lowkey my friend started playing exodus so thats why im going through all the metro games rn
i dont know shit about exodus lore tho
umbral field
I marathoned through the entire series but stopped during the train one halfway through the desert
spring quail
i dont know shit about exodus lore tho
i dont remember if it has anything to do with the 2035 book or not
pale ingot
spring quail
but the 2035 book is good
pale ingot
eventually i might read the books too
spring quail
2034 is a collection of short stories in universe
2033 book is the game you just played with the nuke ending and more graphic scenes
umbral field
Where's solars?
pale ingot
2033 book is the game you just played with the nuke ending and more graphic scen...
i did get the nuke ending
fuck them dark ones bruh
spring quail
book ending chad
spring quail
the biomass is more dangerous and spooky in the book
pale ingot
dude the fuckign like
spring quail
there is a paragraph about its origin
grave bronze
Where's solars?
No solars yet, this is an underground level, surface is wip
arctic pawn
pale ingot
little things that pop out of the hive things are scarier than the biomass
arctic pawn
diabolical
pale ingot
the like amoeba things
spring quail
yeah they're giant amoebas
pale ingot
also lowkey i finished the game on ranger hard but i had like so much ammo
spring quail
in the book the biomass can use stinky genjutsu and causes people to willingly jump into it and dissolve
pale ingot
damn
spring quail
it ate a child in the book lmao
umbral field
Is it real?
pale ingot
also lowkey i finished the game on ranger hard but i had like so much ammo
my ass only had to use the 5.45 ammo gun slot for like
the amoebas
because i stealthed most of the game
spring quail
what's the big ass fucking machine-shotgun converted from an hmg
i loved that thing
arctic pawn
Is it real?
yes
pale ingot
i didnt use it
arctic pawn
official cheetos facebook
pale ingot
i just ran the revolver shotgun with the bayonet
used the bayonet to conserve so much ammo
umbral field
official cheetos facebook
I mean are the nudes real?
umbral field
I want to know how far the guy managing this facebook wants to take this joke
pale ingot
i should replay them
im gonna play last light and i checked which one of the endings is canon so i gotta get the fucking high moral one
that means i gotta be stealthy
spring quail
LL has some pretty station towns and underground areas
pale ingot
that and the first time i played LL i failed to get the high moral ending
so i want to redeem myself this time
spring quail
pale ingot
yes bro.
spring quail
there's also a book in the metro universe that takes place in america
idr what its called
pale ingot
idont even know what happened to the rest of the world in metro
actually i dont even know what caused metro
pale ingot
was itj ust nuclear war
like did they send the nukes
was it mutually assured destruction
spring quail
MAD in 2013
pale ingot
got it
spring quail
book gets more into the specifics and its been 10 years since ive read or played either
if you read 2034 get the illustrated edition
umbral field
showing his lower cheeto
It ain't easy, being cheesy
pale ingot
if you read 2034 get the illustrated edition
if i finish metro exodus and still want more i will read the books i think
for now though ill just play the games and try to get the best ending possible with last light
umbral field
Gonna be real
I think some of the things you have to do for the good ending in the first two games are kinda bullshit
'Listen to some pipes'
pale ingot
yeah i did listen to the pipes
and then i listened too long and they screamed in my ears
umbral field
yeah i did listen to the pipes
I bet you're used to crouching down near pipes
pale ingot
kill yourself
spring quail
Last light has some schizo mention the war and bombs caused heaven and hell to be atomized and made real on earth
umbral field
kill yourself
pale ingot
Last light has some schizo mention the war and bombs caused heaven and hell to b...
i thoguht i heard some shit like that in 2033 too
i dont remember
probably with khan on the mission where you have to get past the ghosts with him
or the anomaly one
spring quail
the red square mission in last light goes hard with it
there's an easter egg where you'll see some foreshadowing if you turn around and look behind you before walking into the level changer
stoic girder
https://tenor.com/view/metro-metro2033-10years-of-metro-4a-games-deep-silver-gif...
"Deadly anomalies, dangerous mutants, communists and bandits... None of them will stop The Spartan Rangers on its triumphant march towards saving the metro!"
pale ingot
there's an easter egg where you'll see some foreshadowing if you turn around and...
interesting
lusty hazel
copped a surefire g2 off vinted for 15 bucks
gleaming grove
just finished metro 2033 <:billysleep:1113161674178969661>
Metro 2035 is more peam
I think
pale ingot
Metro 2035 is more peam
no like the game
deep topaz
Exodus is peak
pale ingot
I keep calling it 2035 cuz im too lazy
scenic field
Mehtro
spring quail
I keep calling it 2035 cuz im too lazy
exodus picks up where the 2035 book leaves off
deep topaz
Exodus plus the DLCs are a great package altogether
arctic pawn
https://www.amazon.com/WUBEN-L1-Rechargeable-Flashlight-Waterproof/dp/B0D4DZB4WW
i was looking for one of these with a taser
gleaming grove
Exodus plus the DLCs are a great package altogether
9 bucks for a beautiful game?
Yessir
grave bronze
spring quail
are those robux
close enough
i didnt have the exodus dlc so i just got it for 2 dolar
deep topaz
lusty hazel
bmp-2*
spring quail
i forget steam does goofy discounts if you own most the shit in a bundle so i got the saga bundle for just the dlc for $1.74 instead of buying the dlc expansion for $2.24
spring quail
https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DST47sqiJJh/?igsh=YXJ0Z2NxNGlubnpj
why they touch right on the bootyhole first thing
lusty hazel
or rather a mix, hull is bmp-2 and the turret ring is bmp-1 by design
they'll most likely bolt a unmanned turret on it
just like the ukrainians did with the btr4
something like this
scenic field
Any total war sales?
spring quail
but look at the wedginess
deep topaz
if it's got anything rotating or anything electrical, it will always have issues
strong crest
spring quail
lav25 is just ugly in comparison
lusty hazel
if it's got anything rotating or anything electrical, it will always have issues
bri ish so it sucks ass by default
lav25 is ancient
spring quail
alright wise guy whats your 8x8 pick
lusty hazel
you're comparing a cold war vehicle to a modern day one
lusty hazel
i have a huge probability of using the Spike system
lusty hazel
fat & ugly
spring quail
like you
spring quail
spoken like a true #2 winner
lusty hazel
ur a wiener fo sho
spring quail
you got upsold on carrot juice my boy
solar breach
erm actually its eyebright, belladonna, and chamomile
spring quail
that shits a damn gimmick sonny
back in my day all we did was squirt carrot juice directly into our eyes
arctic pawn
holy fucking shit the corpse got twisted beyond comprehension and did a loud fuking noise
i almost shit my pants
holy fuck
the most terrifying anomaly i ever saw in my life
visual stirrup
holy fucking shit the corpse got twisted beyond comprehension and did a loud fuk...
Gmod collision anomaly
arctic pawn
ok thats a sign for me to stop playing
holy shit im half deaf now, why did i put my volume on max
spring quail
take ur fuckin headset off for 30 seconds jesus christ
how is ear rape real
just turn the volume down
arctic pawn
it was only one time, i lowered the volume on the other times but just gave up
ill play it later
im not that dumb to keep playing with a high volume
high wing
arc raiders is giving 1000 free raider tokens make sure you claim it
stoic girder
arc raiders is giving 1000 free raider tokens make sure you claim it
Neck yourself (joke)
spring quail
high wing
anytime a new person shows up and tattles on themselves
solar breach
legacy of the forge is right next to the best tavern in the game
fuck yeah
its the hole in the wall btw
pale ingot
i keep thinking about batman bin suparman