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chad grandma
deserved
what the fuck
i just jumped into an anomaly to see what it does
i traveled to the future
holy moly
that was awesome
in gamma?
yes
You jumped into a flash?
i dont know, it was a white and yellow beam of light
it was mid day
turned into 21:40 more or less
beam?
ill show you
I thought it was like, a dome
yes i guess
yeah it does that
hard to express myself in english
porra
actually I think it just timeskips you
yes
did you take damage for those rads tho
it was entretaining
no
it didnt get to the point of giving me damage
although raised my radiation very fast
but got to 0 as soon as i jumped into it
huh
@narrow lotus
schleppa is edgecase testing
brainfart is in dire need of neutron bombing
edgecase amirite?

Hi bz
begone creature of lust
God said there won't be a second great flood, so brainfart will continue existing
its not your problem in general
why did you snitched if its not your problem cracker
Iām allowed to say them because itās my word
crashing out because you got muted for a day or whatever

youre a snitch and nobody should trust your ass
bro literally pinged mods to snitch on me
snitches get stitches
okay stinky
okay snitchy
inb4 bro's is the most aryan guy we've ever seen
You canāt say that
crackers....
Thatās offensive to r*ddit
Never trust a cat pfp
Starting my new factory job tomorrow, if you see any headlines of factory explosions, just know Iām doing my best
Dog pfps..
What kind of factory
Is it a bomb factory
His name is PUNISHED VENOM POTATOS!!!
Itās a plastics factory. So probably not bombs unfortunately. Unless itās C4.
Based name ngl
Goodluck
hope first day goes well
gyrard gon get cancer
hi silly
Hey you 

I canāt goon to this
"It's a classic"
What is fra on about?
lol
Americans after deciding the "just say no to drugs" campaign was ineffective
DARE and "just say no" probably did the opposite of their intended effect
Starcraft 1 concept art was such a mood.
...this is just 40k from the 80s wtf
They had a whole copyright fight about it at one point.
this was after they abandoned Orcs in Spehss right?
"orcs in spehss"
oh shit that would've been a real lawsuit I bet 
Old protoss art and design was so much better
damn
GW should have gone for it
there was a period of time when they were giving out the license left and right
but for starcraft, they closed their legs?
there's another game that's just like that, I think
turned out to be a blessing, SC went on to carve out it own space
was it eye: divine cybermancy?
something like that
mandalore did a video on it
opportunity cost
maybe a warhammer/ warcraft RTS would have been better
better than dawn of war
We got the Dawn of War.
very unlikely
SC was at the top of its genre when it came out
and we never woulda got those lovely little zerglings
a wargame red dragon / WARNO esq rts would have been so fire'
I just wish there were more AAA games with the 40K IP
I wouldn't call Dawn of War AAA in terms of scope and quality
and remember
we're talking about 15-ish years in the past
AAA is shit these days.
they left it wherever blizz left its self respect...
AAA devs would just sand the edge out of a 40k game until you won't recognize it anymore.
'oh nice source material you got there. would be a shame if someone reinterpreted it!'
-# Inserts female custodes
the Dark Heresy alpha starts tomorrow
if they say even remotely good things, I'm buying it
orks are clearly the good guys since they have more guns, which is the most american thing possible
Flash gitz are the only viable⢠shooter tho
This is a guaranteed win
5 bux
Bought in at 10. I stand to win 156
Where are you betting?
Cat
Isn't there a bet that trump will say the n word before the end of the year
Kill yourself
How many time have you said that
Not enough apparently
Kill yourself
are we counting him repeating it at the mirror while crying?
he'll work up the courage one day
I'd win

Why muzzle brake different color
@narrow lotus @river zealot 
yeah, and?
people been gooning to lara croft since that shit came out
people literally invented rumours of the "nude cheat code"
also flags in bio = instant opinion disregarding
Real
š
?
Get out of internet and touch grass jesus christ
gun enthusiasts hate it when things are different colors
Just was a weird thing to say
is it false
Probably not
people on the internet r weirdos
there was no internet back then
first tomb raider game came out on the PS1
People r just weird in general
Never said I wasnāt weird
Iām hams alt dumbass š«©
I did
decided to scroll thru urr messages as a joke but you're actually ill
Itās too expensive to send me to a hospital
like the guy who killed hitler?
Mhm
"slayer of bingle6647" goes hard on a tombstone
i think we should just put you down
with hammers
Still too expensive
it's kinda free
on the contrary
we can just throww yhou off a building
some people would pay for the pleasure of killing you
Yea but the soap to clean it up
rain is free
Maybe if u called me mommy Iād let u š¼
Jkjk
grown man btw
We prefer the term āsenior citizenā
Ye they did
mmhmhmhmmhm
Hi ham
bingle ping
day ruined
look up any gaming magazine with lara croft
I don't care enough
the tomb raider 3 cover for a playstation magazine is her naked lying down covering her titties

at the end of my leash and not in the sexy way
hiii

Yeah, that's cause gaming magazines appealed to horny teenagers and shit
Wouldn't see that on Forbes
"you know what this silly christmas movie for kids needs? A fucking cool ass scene of drifting a train on ice"
@pale ingot
"gaming magazine cators to gamers"
Yo.
are you homosexual
No
Im not really attracted to anyone
apple
ananas
pineapple
i do yea
your recent activity is fire
idk if you can see it on your own profile
What is it š„ŗ
idk i dont english
Oh
i like yuri
who doesnt
Yuri is cool
My favourite is the dab at 0:22
you mean completely
even maxmoefoe is COMPLETELY unscathed
he runs the Cold Ones channel
he was also a big friend of idubbbz
and cold ones gets like 1-3 mil views PER video
i dont even know if idubbbz gets 1 mil a month
his recent video completely bombed
Frank?
no, maxmofoe
Yeah but is he really out of the game then?
he's out of being mates with idubbbz
Frank's pretty much out because he wanted to launch his music career
Ian bombed so hard because he spent years cultivating a specific kind of audience and then did a complete 180
and also because he just fucking sucks now too
turbo boring
Like he should've known it wouldn't've gone well
and untalented
I really think it's his woman, he was always very influenceable
nah, he's also an adult
he's in his thirties
He was still an adult when he was popular though
yeah exactly my point, it's all his fault
he wasnt groomed or sth
he was a full adult
and still is
Yeah but think about it, he did all that edgy shit when he was hanging out with Frank and others similar
And as soon as he gets this girlfriend he's suddenly 'very regretful of his past'
Like it's too late to retire in grace now
He'll either retire in disgrace or keep making a fool of himself
dawg
i dont think u can retire when broke

tf going on in america
man mauled by wolves trying to join their pack
did i mention he was a furry
deserved
agreed
also MANY SUCH CASES 
It was @sage rover
thatd be with hyenas
He's got money invested somewhere
bro has a hyena as a pfp

@narrow lotus
He can't be that stupid

its too early in the day for me to form controversial thoughts
you don't understand, it HAS TO have makeup and bedroom eyes


It's 2am, it's the perfect time to think controversal thoughts
and a ear piercing
for whatever reason
Like about Peter Thiel
8 am rn
and cold as shit
I like it when it's cold
i do but im in a fucking suit
i froze to death
Why you in a suit
sounds about right
reasons
Im in beb
lucky mf
Bundle up
we dont even have SNOW yet
too hard for americans
Fat blue hair
Weird how there's a pattern
Like I order doordash once a month and this kind of shit worries me
YOU AREN'T TIPPING ME?
IM GONNA ACT LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHO RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
kill yourself
total tipping death
I never tip
Not once
Well, I do, but only if the service warranted it
It feeds into an unhealthy culture that prevents minimum wage from rising, I think
employers rubbing their hands with a hard-on seeing wagie gig workers mad at CUSTOMERS for not tipping
instead of workers being mad at employers for not paying enough
tips should be extra for good service, not minimum you need to make the job worth doing
It should be like a little treat at the end of your work day.
"I got 20$ as a tip, I should get some ice cream."
Tipping is retarded on its face
no, i dont think it is
They can't do anything, most doordash drivers in my city are immigrants and they risk being deported if they speak up
then they should be 
and that's even worse
It's certainly an employer issue
for a company 1) employing illegals and 2) exploting them
why
If they can get deported for speaking up, there is something wrong.
I just can't put my finger on it.
They're not here legally
easiest job in the entire restaurant no reason there should be an extra 20$ given at the very end of the process
you should tip your landlord though they work really hard
Customer facing
"should be" well it shouldn't
that's why it's voluntary
Id say they deserve a lil for that
what's wrong with giving people money just cause you want to
š²
jobs not viable if you need tips
you are confused
should just open a gofund me instead
no? you are
I mean yeah if they provide excellent service I might decide to tip them but I shouldn't be expected to subsidize their paycheck
nah
ok good argument
I'm against tipping
I wonder how far I could go for that
but why
with fraud you can go very far
Like if I straight up make a gofundme and say 'I want to pay off my student loans'
tip dis dick
Nothing else
as in, if it's voluntary and the employer pays a good wage, and the worker doesn't rely on tips to get thru the month
wwhat's wrong wwith tipping
you need to say your a disabled retarded transgender black woman
yeah but that's not for you to decide, that's for people who wanna tip
I mean I am retarded
you got one foot in the door then
Yeah and I don't want to tip
I dont tip either
If the concept existing leads to the same problem every time, maybe it shouldn't be used.
communism in a nutshell
this time itll work
Gofundmes donāt work unless u say ur Christian and ur not a minority
so if your a muslim ur cooked
Probably
Help your Neighbor 
I dont tip I believe raising rent on single mothers
he is working at the long day factory
I was thinking of starting a garden but I live in an apartment
whats the problem
Potted flowers
With a balcony that gets shitty sunlight
There are plants that live inside
do it indoors then
I can't eat that
Get some of those plants that grow inside
Get plastic plants 
I mean you can but then just grow something you deem edible
are you making a garden or are you farming
There might be some cool flowers or something that live inside
Ewww
I just want to subsidize my groceries with something home-grown
Carmello Anthony killed a guy and got shitloads of money

And I can't keep pigs
subsidize in 6mo-2 yrs
Oh shit it's already 3am
gofundme is notorious for giving guilty people a place to get trial legal costs money, when it's against their policy
i trust xals knowledge on american politics
Basil could probably work for seasoning but I doubt it would save u money
unless ur like kyle rittenhouse or sth
he has first hand experience
@pale ingot and his gf
no
it's true i need the money to get out of a sticky situation
:((
ham and his bf
I drove drunk in a school zone
i got $2
bigger
Carrots could work
I drove drunk near a synagogue
thats not even enough money to dramatically kill myself in the court room to specifically deny the families of the victims their closure
Shoots a pedo in the dick
Shoots a burglar in the arm
Shoots a wife strangler in the lungs
Real life is a simulation.
just near
Yeah that'll be enough
I said some mean words about immigrants on Twitter (I live in the UK)

all warfare is based
I mean so long as it's people killing people
Drones r for losers
Bring back swords.
People are still driving those though
Still for losers
metal gear rising
also dune, no?
shields and armor becomes so good bullets do nothing
I know absolutely nothing about dune so
The evolutionary pressure to make Chads stopped when we stopped using swords.
Sand worms
Fent is the key to FTL.
boot up the fent reactor
that's how it is in Warhammer and it's basically a rip off of dune I've heard so
that's probably true
Autism replaces computers.
Sounds like endless space 2
ChatGPT is bad.
and star wars is a ripoff of dune
im boutta get wormy...
You FOOL
They even have a faction of Incels.
ChatGPT is autism computerized
i put this message thru an ai checker and its 100% generated
kill yourself
They figured out how to mass-produce it
@umbral field You could probably also grow onions
you're actually all ripping me off cause I was the first discord user actually I'm gonna need royalties for every post now thank you
What about potatos or peppers?
Just grow potatoes, they grow everywhere.
I mean potatoes taste like shit unless mashed
come up with bullshit reason ranged weapons don't work so we can have cool sword fights in our setting 
might just be peak idk
No more gunpowder
We ran out
š
railguns 
Or atmosphere doesnt allow for combustion
also railguns
Or lack thereof
The fuck is that
We already have cheap laser cannons
Probably not if u donāt get a lot of sunlight
Fuck
don't tell busy
he won't like that
Sorry š„ŗ
Ik u said ur looking for groceries not flowers but African violets r really pretty and u can grow them inside š„ŗ
@umbral field U could also grow orchids those r pretty too
Flowers are for GIRLS
I want to EAT
U can eat flowers ig š„ŗ

Jannie is here act cool
Also if ur house is pretty then u have a better experience eating
kill yourself
kill yourself
Ur just full of happiness arenāt u?
Kill yourself (affectionate)
Whatever, I'm out of here nerds
Wait but u have a girl pfp
Wrong, I have a Neco-Arc PFP
Everyone except for me looks exactly like their pfp soo
That means I'm autistic
Oh
No you look exactly like yours
No im an old man
A scary old man
An evil old man
Iām so evil that Iām red for how evil I am
and balding
Yea
okay buddy
never
?
hi big boss
he said ok he'll do it
gambling
@stone blade @river zealot @naive bison @thick wadi
what
Watch the video
i did
what is bingle
The guy who wants to fuck ham or something
Some guy who killed me on sniper elite a couple years ago
please dont put me close to that guy in a sentence
i feel icky

binglexalrider
legit saw this on insta the other day
a turd or that meme
the meme about the turd
banan
I told ham Iād stop š„ŗ
I think
Wait no I didnāt
Iāll stop now tho
most games are like that this isnt exclusive
witcher 3 isnt
quite a few games
genuinely even morrowind isnt like that
but ye it's very noticable with skyrim
50 people and guards all together and 4 houses at best ggs
its closer to 20 people
i could probably name most of them in whiterun
i'd argue the battles in skyrim are worse
The Problem isn't the size, it's more that the lore doesn't depict what's reality.
Fallout New Vegas isn't that big as well, yet it doesn't feel inaccurate when you play it for exampel.
megaton is really small
as in population wise
its the same size and population as goodsprings but similarly populated
Counter argument
Um erm vampire tits
The breast feeding mod
Thats the one
Yet another Bethesda game 

Of course you show up
already found the insta
Pervert
japanese women are the only thing that shook my chinese pride
mao forgive me
I'm telling
You gonna lose so much social cred
can make more
that's not unique to skyrim
oblivion is like that as well
the power of cock
Oblivion capital city or whatever it is called seems pretty big
this moat thing around the capital can be seen on the map of the continent. It's supposed to be REALLY BIG. bigger than most lakes. Massive naval battles have taken place here.
but this is barely large enough for a skirmish
a siege with a naval aspect
absolutely MASSIVE

Oh yea mb
Kalshi
It is cold

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Meatcanyon is supposed to be funny?
i dont watch meatcanyon always saw it as cringe reddit shit
the art style is extremely cringe
look at us we make edgy over exageratted art style
I think itās too safe edgy to be funny
Thank you for this information
I enjoy a good meatcanyon video 
In Portal 2006 , the protagonist's name is Cell . This is a reference to the player that likes this kind of games being a lonely shit that doesnt leave his basement, hence a prison cell.
@tight rune
Wort cheesy
Someone suffers from terminal case of skill issue

Lord save whoever uses that toilet next
The Epstein files are so bad they are bringing the Bermuda Triangle back
QRT: nypost
Bermudaās waters are hiding a mysterious giant structure thatās āunlike anything else on Earthā: scientists https://trib.al/2v1OlsH
Hi Dry Hi Ivan Hi Menace Hi ledy
Hi Catboyo
Hi applepie
Is that during the coup
think so
Hey catboyo
yea
@heady crow as well i forgot to tag
the DsKH being a bitch with them barrels
Balkans having a peaceful disagreement
ahahaha wtf yeah, ive never seen that happen with a dhska or our NSV:s
You have infuser?
Not in this apartment no
Ill go buy one
Shouldn't be that expensive
Long long time ago
When i was a wee bit child
We did use it a couple times
accidentally bought better tea
I mentioned samovar immidiately summoning ruski
bitch that shit is expensive
not to mention that the whole point is just a very ineffective kettle
no wait not the kettle
Used it outdoors since it's actually wood fired
dry how do we call ŃŠ°Š¹Š½ŠøŠŗ
Tea kettle?
shit I was right all along
Just call it czajnik
never doubt yourself king
Electric tea kettle if it doesn't go on the stove
Also now it hit me this word comes from ŃŠ°Š¹
Chai vs tea let's gooooo
Meanwhile polish: herbata
I thought its from english "herbal tea"
I was close
Latin "Herba thea"
I just can't be arsed to make it every time i want a cuppa
also here's a thing for stupid ukrainians accidentally buying loose tea instead of putrid bags and for others who want to drink loose one but don't like the hassle
throw tea in, throw the CBT thingy into a cup of hot water, badabing badaboom
winning in life
did we?
But did it go into artem's head
well anyway, infuser is a very handy thing if you don't want to boil a whole kettle of tea or lazy in general
Idk the only loose tea i had before was actual chinese shit
Or is it in one ear out the other
And its a bit more ass to make
"Actual chinese shit"
So the good shit?
Fancy
Wtfdym fancy
loose tea is almost always better than those fucking packets because bags only have some fucking tea dust and not leaves
but this discussion is probably irrelevant, you look like a guy who enjoys greenfield
Ask Xela
this might be your biggest truth nuke bzeek
An infuser, even a good one, isn't that fancy
It's like calling a sieve fancy
any person enjoying greenfield tea is subhuman
:(
š± 200 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 2.14 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
save your money and just crush some brown crayon in their cup of hot water, they won't notice a thing
It's fancy dude
you buy monster either way you single-celled organism
don't make it sound like a choice
yes
Only aristocrats use it
nah dog it's just for making a single cup of tea instead of bothering making a whole kettle, that's it 
Don't worry, you can enjoy your mildly flavoured hot water just fine
depends on the teabags, here everyone was buying loose tea until they realized putting bitter flavorless powder on the bags is not the best way to sell tea to people who drink it multiple times a day
We use tea bags for that
mildly flavored my ass, greenfield uses some fucking chemical agents instead of flavoring in their "tea", that shit tastes like chewing on a car air freshener
and we've established just a moment ago that tea bags usually contain saw dust and a memory of tea instead of tea leaves
Look at mr fancy pants, don't wanna consume saw dust
I told you it's a fancy tool
nah it's just a little above bedrock
I still don't buy the REAL DEAL tea because it costs like flop putting your discord tag in his status for a month
but there are some okay brands of loose tea leaves that don't cost a fortune
Well, don't buy fancy tea making tools if you can't afford loose tea
You vill consoom ze saw dust
bzeek doing all this just to dunk on people who think tea bags are good enough
Of course! I am a good goy!
Monster is goated fym
the peak of tea decadence is using that fancy kettle with two separate parts where you put a shitton of leaves on top, put some hot water in it and drain it in the bottom part after just like 10-20 seconds
Good goy 
and you do it several times over and over
that shit is tasty af but I never bothered myself, usually it's just something you take in a fancy place
Okay consoomer
Ye its the 89' revolution
I must preach the good word of tea even if it's throwing pearls before swine
Are we having the same greenfield
Also i discord wont load messages above that idk if you said anything
whatever you say twink
as if they are ever gonna learn
Pipe down, libtard
This is rage bait
Kill yourself
if at least someone gets curious and tries some proper tea and not greenfield, we already won the day
speaking of tea and twinks getting heart palpitations from drinking too much monster energy
there's this sort of tea - longjing, and you can brew a kettle of it overnight and drink it the next day
it's gonna taste just fine and not like ŃŠøŃŠøŃŃ, but that shit is gonna energize you the whole day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQoBsxfZOMk you would prolly like this safe cracker
Ahhh, so excited to announce the Teaism series!! I wanted to offer more of a deep-dive on tea that you canāt get in a TikTok.
In this first episode, weāll chat about the gaiwan, stone tables, tea pets, cleaning your tea set, and getting the most out of your tea leaves.
Some products I mentioned:
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Got the infuser
what the fuck is this gif
You mean stimulate, not energize?
listen man I'm not THAT of a tea fanatic
you will be
please jay man no
I should get the chinese shit from my house
What did falco do btw
he was inappropriately touching my gamma name
brainfart's first collective meeting
i wish i could rock a buzz
so what's the problem
well its not really optimal for uni/student life
I thought europe was collectively leaning right rn?
da da ivan, mjany roubles for you
this fucking mongoloid sometimes istg
yeah yeah muscovite with your government mandated talking points
Blunderbussy
but on a real note no idea, the people here are getting annoyed at the right leaning party in charge rn
motherfucker an Italian pm literally screams make rome great again on the rallies
well good, because right wing is always unhinged, but that doesn't change the overall trend unfortunately
Oh, Duce again?
yeah i mean the economy is in a bit of a downfall again and there are cuts on everything. Meanwhile they are doing this shit š
I'd call them clowns, but that's an insult to the clowns
Great fuckin' actor 
i mean i wouldnt care, the entire thing is blown out of context but fucking politicians doing that and affecting finlands entire view in asia and so on is ridiculous
No practical effects, his head skin just did that
holy shit, really?
Trust

these method actors are getting extreme nowadays
Its leaning anti boomer party
Left or right
Yeah, the fact it's public servants kinda just
oof
Can we just have actual good fucking politicians.
Nah, 5 billion dollars to OpenAI
it's great to see our finnish friends embrace their new chinese overlords
this guy economics
Maybe the skynet would be a better leader
I am of more conservative views as in you should prioritise your people over foreign companies and migrants to make mofe shekels for yourself
i have a question for you guys
if you have 10 billion dollars
what would you do with it
Hear that @s5yn3t?
Ah
He's deleted everyone from friends
And in your people i mean all of them, not corpos or old fart millionaires
define good
I'm ngl I'm sick of all the old fucks just wanting power.
hire a financial advisor who would actually know how to manage it in such a way to cause lasting generational wealth for myself and my descendants
donate to Israel
Get my dad's left arm working again and fix my mom's spine
Fix the economy. Fix the immigration issues. Fix the rising crime rates.
damn, are you an antisemite?
I just want a government which wont try to replace me with cheap workforce or take away any chance at pension to appeal to boomers
shii
Damn, this guy welfare states
japanese rn
But our election terms are too short to allow their actions backfire
ok i take it back
all to israel
theeeeere you go
Stop giving money to other random ass countries
10 billion dollars to Medvedev
US is 40 trillion dollars in debt & they KEEP SENDING MONEY TO ISRAEL.
Bro you needed to see my fucking face when I saw that Lithuania formed a military cooperation with phillipines
we do that too
we give money to tunisia just so UAE can't send them money
PINOOOOOOY
he should become a politician and promise all that during his campaign 
It was genuinely this image
Ah, misvoted, it's Old Man⢠again

well here's the deal, that's not a good politician, maybe benevolent one, but certainly not good one, because there's definitely people with potential like that in almost any country, but they will never ever rise to power because of the steps it would require, climbing over heads, being ruthless and using any means possible to achieve the goal
Like, I know that we had the balls to push back against china and allow a taiwanese consulate, but our president backtracked hard
holy shit I almost typed out my real opinions there for a second
you've made a series of trials of cunning, ruthlessness and uncompromising domination and expect a jolly sheep at the end part of it? unlikely to happen
Vote me for president and I will revitalize the kebab industry. Also staunch isolationist so we can make everything we need in our own country
anyways I think I should be given 20 billion dollars for being such a nice person
dont fall for the bait
I could never be baited
greedy retard
when I'm sober
can i hold like 5k?
I AGREE š£ļø
im satisfied with just 1 million
Inb4 you suffer the fate of USSR and implode cause you got no fucking industry nor resources to do it anymore.






