🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

schizo reviews of bungie's interconnected lore is so much fun

[solar breach]

bungie is capable of writing lore?

[placid sail]

back when it wasn't just stealing ideas from small-time creators for a live service game, yes

[placid sail]

you cheeky gremlin, holding out an arm to get a better scrub

[hot solstice]

:(

[fluid heron]

im so fucking full i ordered like 8 pounds of chinese food on accident

[stoic girder]

I think I read somewhere that Slow loris have toxic armpits.

[fluid heron]

boutta be eating nothing but lomein for the coming days

[stoic girder]

"Accident", sure buddy.

[fresh rose]

Its that fucking lemur from penguins of madagascar

[stoic girder]

Fatty.

[deep topaz]

Lomein is peak

[fresh rose]

Not morris but the other one

[fluid heron]

im 130 pounds soaking wet

[fresh rose]

Not julian

I forgot his name

[deep topaz]

Mort and Julian are the two

[fluid heron]

fucking love lomein

[placid sail]

your current street cred score is just slightly above flop/shifty bedrock dimension of super hell, so I'm afraid I'd need some proofs on that chief

[fluid heron]

lomein and crab rangoon top 2 things of all time

[stoic girder]

"Slow lorises have a toxic bite, a trait rare among mammals and unique among the primates.[7] The toxin is obtained by licking a sweat gland on their arm, and the secretion is activated by mixing with saliva.", straight from Wikipedia.

[fluid heron]

they do not fuck around at this chinese place 13 dollars orange chicken

3 fucking pounds of it

lomein in a box filled to capacity they had to staple the top down

[placid sail]

your submission has been approved. slow lorises have been put on investigation for being freaky

[fresh rose]

Ooo you fat fuck

You get the orange chicken

[marsh wigeon]

you get spare ribs, egg roll

you get dumpings

[torn pivot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/406204166831210508/1449878846294855700/ASSASSMEME.mp4?ex=69408066&is=693f2ee6&hm=df9c0fcde266be6ef1418e823a9dcf1b8e6ffab271fbf5bcbacf9e5826daf2fc&

[fluid heron]

the little piece of orange peel at the bottom gaw dam

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-kennedy-leon-choke-ada-wong-ada-gif-8936090311371746568

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/theodore-kaczynski-ted-kaczynski-gif-22081042

[little mirage]

Ends with a blackeye and 2 beers.

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/sseth-ssethtzeentach-vibe-check-grab-gif-20363655

[stoic girder]

Bro, did you just post manslaughter in brainfart?

[placid sail]

it is just a normal Tuesday in Romania

they all survived and beat the shit out of the driver

also I've just deducted your street cred for being a little snitch bitch

[pale ingot]

i think we should have bz killed @stoic girder

i dont like him

[stoic girder]

Being a snitch bitch gives me the happy chemicals.

Tearing you down feels so good.

[placid sail]

neck rope

smh

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-is-this-allowed-what-the-fuck-wtf-making-out-gif-11956583

[primal rapids]

That thing. Your crab rangoons. Hand them over.

[dreamy flax]

Heads

[placid sail]

americanfart

you must give me a coin toss, if it lands on heads, I post a cognitohazard clip, if it's tails, I leave you be

if there's no coin toss within two minutes, it's heads

heads it is, good night

[primal kiln]

https://fixupx.com/Merc_Flx/status/2000347103260966929?s=20

Star the Merc (@Merc_Flx)

**💬 1 🔁 10 ❤️ 104 👁️ 869 **

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FixupX · Dec 14, 2025, 11:28 PM

[solar breach]

awwwwwwww

my backup phone has over the horizon as a ringtone

but its not the right version

[jovial haven]

going for the tripple is actually so fucking crazy

[solar breach]

every miku...

[marsh wigeon]

sanjit fails the the flip challenge for 300 rupee

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/i-drive-roblox-i-drive-roblox-ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-roblox-gif-10959183802455553640

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1996140821536497991?s=20

Massimo (@Rainmaker1973)

Girard-Perregaux Vintage 1945 Jackpot Tourbillon, a slot machine inspired masterpiece.

[📹a_collectors_world]

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Dec 3, 2025, 8:53 AM

LET'S GO GAMBLING

[solar breach]

theres a roullette watch out there i want but its super pricey

[lusty hazel]

@heady crow hellish weather yesterday, went airshitting

friends gun broke so i let him use mine while i used his M16A1

https://tenor.com/view/joker-jonkler-tooth-teeth-baby-gif-5600005109081482885

[primal kayak]

They just change color

Oh

Cool

[marsh wigeon]

dont worry, he was alright

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-ashleigh-smiling-dog-happy-gif-13607269

[marsh wigeon]

what did this guy throw his cig into

[solar breach]

ventilation for something

[storm stream]

Sewer gas release pipe

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/incrediblygassy-it's-peak-it's-gas-incredibly-gassy-gif-16902520849131449314

[storm stream]

Probably idk

[marsh wigeon]

do you have a loicence for sitting in your car?

[primal kiln]

burner anomaly

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-check-real-patriots-real-american-patriots-real-turkish-patriots-umit-ozdag-gif-9523519369475511123

[jovial haven]

that is definitly not that, i can tell you so much

[storm stream]

Ooook sure bud

What is it, then?

[jovial haven]

i dont know either, but i work on a septic plant and i can tell you methane isent in the sewage system in such concentrations nor mass

seems closer to a fuel or gas tank if id had to guess

the oxygen present at the start was enough for a flame

then it decreased which lead to the explosion

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-egg-serval-serval-cat-gif-17345993264165789002

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-big-floppa-binguscord-serval-slurmy-gif-20794025

[storm stream]

Ok

[solar breach]

looking at it spark like that might be a controlled explosive

the rod is just to transport the powder then light

[pale ingot]

this video pisses me off exquisitely

i wish harm upon this cop

i think if you gave him a lobotomy he'd be smarter

i will comment no further

[wooden harbor]

incredibly stupid, annoying cop

[fallow trellis]

Do not look up amphibian Atretochoana eiselti

[solar breach]

hehehe

[oak perch]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[stoic girder]

Understandable. He is British after all.

[fallow trellis]

I told you not to look it up!

[solar breach]

if you told me to look it up i wouldve been less compelled

but not like me directly just saying it

[river zealot]

[fallow trellis]

do you guys throw out your shriveled up used soap or do you guys mash it with your new one?

[pseudo robin]

Bro lives in poverty

[visual stirrup]

We need paih

[fallow trellis]

I bought the whole soap im gonna use the whole soap

wasteful

[visual stirrup]

shame

[fallow trellis]

there are starving children who would want to eat that soap

[visual stirrup]

use the fucking soap

[solar breach]

playing kcd2 again on my 2nd game where im actually doing shit instead of sprinting through the main story, anyway i havent played in a while and first thing i do is get completely dripped out

[river zealot]

I use it completely

Until it melts in my hands

[trim shell]

I smash them all together tbh

[thick geyser]

It makes a lot of sense now why British police don’t carry guns, and I support it

[pale ingot]

gm btw

im gonna make it a habit to annoy this chat every so often with my music taste when i wake up or go to sleep
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo7qhT7lBXw

[fallow trellis]

[fluid heron]

why of all games did terraria fucking blue screen me

[fallow trellis]

you need to download more ram

[marsh wigeon]

6 hours of trying to fix 535 (503) from DX11

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

whoever made yuv2rgb.ps for UI shader handling, i am GOING TO BOIL YOU ALIVE and sell your remains as spicy monkey stew to lesothan fisherman

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-toilet-how-to-install-a-toilet-egg-how-to-basic-install-a-toilet-gif-20464269

[pale ingot]

have a bonus actually
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Et51PwPWFX0

[slender rock]

how to basic based postin

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-fly-gif-13779114805087374100

[slender rock]

fuck outta here with the AI Shit

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-shit-nobody-cares-about-snca-fly-gigafly-gif-3508763876414975370

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165458243259220018/1236194197552238643/caption-17.gif

[grave bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/you-play-like-a-soway-gif-26453275

[marsh wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1441719922190319624/1449995058664177715/convert.gif

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-nightrunners-gif-16795761468229837051

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot @drifting mantle woke up and saw hasan blaming the recent attack in Australia on the Hanukkah festival on israel

As in "people wouldn't want to mass kill Jews if Israel weren't bad" or something

He's so fucking disgusting

The bodies are still warm and he does this

[trim shell]

Deport him fr toss his ass in the ocean

[naive bison]

In this house we use soap until its so small it slips out of your hand and goes down the drain on accident

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-discord-mod-gif-22325292

erm, are you mentioning wars that are happening now, and politics, yea, thats not allowed in the rules buddy

[pale ingot]

mmhmhmm

[naive bison]

You're right

[trim shell]

Bros mini modding

[pale ingot]

Just accidentally clicked on some random gif in my favorited gifs thought it was over right then and there

https://tenor.com/view/bo-sinn-rompompom-gachi-muchi-smile-happy-birthday-wishes-gif-15689621328726997948

[trim shell]

I gotta be so careful with mine

[marsh wigeon]

now its more obvious

[split canyon]

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[marsh wigeon]

i am not

[naive bison]

it be like that sometimes

[little mirage]

"Back from my trip to the ER"

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908476894045937664/1282800554652860426/caption-2.gif

[marsh wigeon]

now i need a snowman version

[naive bison]

Nah bro

[naive bison]

Let's not

[marsh wigeon]

what, its just a pumpkin?

[little mirage]

A bold strategy to market yourself as lobotomized podcasters

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-ashleigh-smiling-dog-happy-gif-13607269

[little mirage]

They must make good money

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

[naive bison]

podcast clip youtube short
no actual podcast exists

[little mirage]

Let me find that one really retarded one

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/rizz-mango-trollface-gif-502187874572769395 too sinister...

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot when "TRUE SON OF SKYRIM" keeps coming to combat training with cat hair on him

[narrow lotus]

[river zealot]

[trim shell]

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/747865181048275015/1067874168806314124/A29F5B36-B3E8-4401-91AA-F7108A1B7E63.gif

[marsh wigeon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1414759457627443281/1416715044363702393/attachment-1_1757732952505.gif

[little mirage]

@naive bison
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NubQFtJJaGY

[naive bison]

Alriiiiiiight

[marsh wigeon]

wholesome monkey

[pale ingot]

is this enough to hang him from the gallows

[little mirage]

banned or this is a mod alt

[pale ingot]

he deleted it clearly he doesnt know the mods know

[little mirage]

you cant just change a gif and expect us not to know

[pale ingot]

oh he edited it

[trim shell]

I mean it wasnt the worst thing ive seen

[pale ingot]

the chud knows

[little mirage]

he is the admin of soybooru

[pale ingot]

okay but i dont like this guy he's like unfunny

[trim shell]

Ill show you something cursed

[pale ingot]

i want him out of here for not passing the funny test

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[trim shell]

This is cursed BoS being a thing so early on

[pale ingot]

doesnt matter if im not funny because ive been here too long

[naive bison]

WHAT ARE MY RECOMMENDED

[marsh wigeon]

i want him out of here for not passing the funny test

[little mirage]

filipino recommendations. Xalrider is fake eastern european and is true filipino national

[pale ingot]

stop projecting on me with your reddit shittery this is an elitist household

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-talking-gif-16041412329124270241

[naive bison]

No Filipino recommendations are white supremacist podcasters

[little mirage]

A man who overloads on soyjak memes casts a massive shadow behind him

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431975401252720762/i_could_kill_you.gif

[trim shell]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-ashleigh-smiling-dog-happy-gif-13607269

[river zealot]

dawg i think that gif was made for you

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[pale ingot]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-wizard-money-gang-shadow-government-nuclear-bombs-nuclear-bombs-gif-13250374432514039400

[little mirage]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTRzcmAEUwc&list=LL&index=4&t=7s

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/explaining-stalker-сталкер-флинт-сигма-gif-15010663227243103228

[marsh wigeon]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-fly-gif-16207764863383393037

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[quartz ridge]

there is no funny in this channel

its all 1984

[pale ingot]

ok but he's unfunny

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gachimuchi-billy-ready-billy-billy-herrington-gif-22011020

[pale ingot]

thats worse

[quartz ridge]

the last people who did post funny one got banned the other muted for 3 days

[marsh wigeon]

ts is literally me

[trim shell]

We should have a channel were we can be funny and edge post

[little mirage]

if the funny and edge post is just saying the n word again

[trim shell]

Naw

[little mirage]

then im intrigued

[quartz ridge]

hey tony get me a pizza with no cheese

and hold the tomato sauce!

[pale ingot]

theres brainfart 2 but the best way to get in there is to be banned from here in a funny way
plus bz is there

[trim shell]

I like controversial and political edge posting if anything theres a million kirkifed gifs ive seen i cant post here without getting muted lol

[pale ingot]

i dont wanna be in more than one server that has bz

[quartz ridge]

"political edge posting"

thats just not funny

[trim shell]

Clowning on politics is always funny

[naive bison]

One of the more recent gifs I've saved was charlie kirk drinking a white monster, opening a portal to agartha and getting blonde hair and blue eyes

[quartz ridge]

put politics into anything and it becomes gae

[little mirage]

plz send gif

[trim shell]

[quartz ridge]

pls dm

[trim shell]

Dm please aswell

[little mirage]

plz dm

[naive bison]

I will be touched if I post it here

[trim shell]

Free brainfart..

[quartz ridge]

save Brainfar./......

[naive bison]

I cant dm u

[trim shell]

Ah I gotta turn on dms

[marsh wigeon]

i have the full video of that

[quartz ridge]

no its a different one

[marsh wigeon]

isnt it the one where he gets the chip removed from his brain as the kirkinator?

[naive bison]

I have a video of Robokirk and Hitler mustache Alex Jones flying to agartha

[quartz ridge]

no

[marsh wigeon]

gem

[naive bison]

Charlie goes "what is this place"
Alex says "Home."

[trim shell]

[naive bison]

And JD Vance performs communion on Charlie

[little mirage]

My skin color hue is getting darker and darker as this conversation continues

[marsh wigeon]

more blue?

[naive bison]

Yakub and John McAfee and Hulk Hogan are there too

[quartz ridge]

with the spinning REDACTED in the background

[naive bison]

Thats why iedy hasn't posted it yet

[quartz ridge]

idk maybe just crop it out

then maybe

[naive bison]

Then the Agarthan portal closes

[quartz ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-k2so-k2s0-vilesoup-andor-gif-6778041771969769792

[naive bison]

Mods can see deleted posts buddy

You are so anally blasted

[trim shell]

Is argatha new? Only heard about it little while ago

[quartz ridge]

its been around for a while

it only picked up recently i dont remember why or how

[marsh wigeon]

im fine

[trim shell]

Ah fair thank you

[naive bison]

I think its one of those esoteric Nazi beliefs thats super funny

[quartz ridge]

it is

[naive bison]

Or did they believe in hyperborea

[quartz ridge]

batshit crazy theories

[marsh wigeon]

speaking of yakub

[naive bison]

Yakub is a black supremacist invention though lmao

[quartz ridge]

mainline nazis believed in hyperborea

only the SS believed in agartha

like the occult guys

[marsh wigeon]

he created white people on the island of patmos or something

[river zealot]

what the fuck is nazism even about 💔

[quartz ridge]

you know the guys who did sacrafices in castles? that was them yeah turns out the methed out nazis were crazy

[marsh wigeon]

not really

[naive bison]

And that black people were smart advanced space faring race and white people were savages in caves that could only destroy

[marsh wigeon]

agartha/hyperborea were only really believed by a few higher ups like himmler, and some members of the SS, for the remainder it was just a myth/mythos

[quartz ridge]

not hyperborea by name but the concept of "where the aryans came from"

[naive bison]

I wonder how mad the guy that made that up is by white people embracing yakub as a creator and saying "thank you"

Btw the guy that came up with yakub was white

The guilt is crazy

[naive bison]

The Philippines

[quartz ridge]

hitler's strongest warriors are also his brownest

[marsh wigeon]

yea wasn't the space ship called the mother plane?

[naive bison]

No clue, im not that deep

[marsh wigeon]

theres some good videos going over the whole thing, very entertaining

[naive bison]

I watched a dankula video on it I think

It was pretty funny

[marsh wigeon]

i have been watching a lot of his stuff recently

[naive bison]

The entire thing feels like a black supremacist being butthurt over a low IQ score

[naive bison]

Is this a weezer joke

[quartz ridge]

it is

[naive bison]

But the guy who came up with it is white lol

[quartz ridge]

theory is that he made it up as a buisness con

[river zealot]

Its just some tweezers dude

[quartz ridge]

then he bailed out of it

[naive bison]

I will beat you

[naive bison]

Genuinely how much money can you make from Yakub

Actually probably a lot

It sounds like good sci fi

That shit is like racial Scientology

[umbral field]

Good taste

Did you see the one about trains?

[pale ingot]

homoerotic

[naive bison]

?? Did he get an autism diagnosis

[umbral field]

The one about guys getting hit by trains

[river zealot]

Is this about indians

[quartz ridge]

"guys"

[pale ingot]

what minority are we referring to here

[quartz ridge]

indians

[pale ingot]

fair enough

[quartz ridge]

who else gets hit by trains

literally nobody else on that scale

[pale ingot]

idk

[quartz ridge]

my heart beats 4 u

[pale ingot]

i didnt even know indians had beef with trains

[naive bison]

oh yeah indians and the Juggernaut

Giant rolling "diety" that indians loved so much they'd get run over by it on purpose

[pale ingot]

beats being indian

[naive bison]

i disavow

[umbral field]

Yea

[pale ingot]

idk what indians believe in is it reincarnation or cow shit

[umbral field]

Yes

[pale ingot]

noted

[umbral field]

They think eating cow shit is healthy

That it cures certain diseases

[pale ingot]

the indian can have a little cow shit, as a treat

[naive bison]

stop being racist

it's just their culture

[umbral field]

Over 500 scientists got upset when their government actually tried to do studies to see if there was any benefit to eating cow shit and urine

[pale ingot]

even if there were any

i think the negatives outweigh any possible positives

[umbral field]

It helps with burns but you shouldn't consume it

Did you know they have their own form of racism over there?

[pale ingot]

caste system?

[umbral field]

Yeah

[pale ingot]

yeah

[umbral field]

They have nukes, right?

[quartz ridge]

rumor is that the caste system and that was inplaced by indoaryans and the mugal empire for entertainment

[pale ingot]

maybe?

[quartz ridge]

yeah india has nukes

[pale ingot]

they blast cow shit in a 101 km radius

[umbral field]

Has nukes
Still throws shit at people

[quartz ridge]

pakistans fault cause we knew we wouldnt win in a war with 8 trillion indians being thrown in a mass at the border

so we got nukes

[pseudo robin]

Its like proto indians vs trains

[umbral field]

What's up with that festival?

People got mad when it was exposed

[pale ingot]

they always do

[quartz ridge]

they doxxed the guy who did it and threatened to rape his family

[umbral field]

That fits

[quartz ridge]

their gov is fine with assassinating people in other countries and not being sorry for it

[little mirage]

-Public event
-Exposed

[quartz ridge]

they killed some sikh guy in canada in a gov sactioned killing and nothing happened from it

[little mirage]

[pale ingot]

we should send tons of soapy water airstrikes over india

thatll teach them

[umbral field]

Like my country

Unapologetically hate India

[quartz ridge]

btw when pakistan went to war with them one way they fought was they linked one of their rivers to a main water supply

you cant make this shit up

it seems really racist but they released the shit water into pakistan during the small 3 day war

[umbral field]

Hate how my country's trying to make friends with India after the assassination too

Death to tyrants

[pale ingot]

where does bro live

[umbral field]

Canada

[pale ingot]

get euthanized soon 💟 ❤️ 🎁

[naive bison]

@river zealot saw a Crossfire video from 8 years ago that unironically starts with Darude - Sandstorm

[naive bison]

literally what we were talking about

[toxic sundial]

wuzgood chat

[umbral field]

I mean when I got my tooth extracted it was completely free

Wisdom tooth half-buried in gums

That could've costed around $600 in the US

[naive bison]

@stone blade i got all my achievements from the other version

[pale ingot]

googaga

[slender rock]

140 bucks at a massage parlor gives you the real thing

[stone blade]

I find it hilarious that Less people have normal and nightmare but more people have hell

??????

[naive bison]

old game

if you boot up cs 1.6 rn i bet theres morre people with 10000 hours than 100

[stone blade]

true

back in the day when the game was a square map and u had waves

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/gugga-silent-hill-silent-hill-2-silent-hill-3-heather-mason-gif-7259032632305929926

[river zealot]

my friend calls me that

becuase my old nickname was gulag

[naive bison]

is he chinese?

[river zealot]

always racism with you

no he is american

[naive bison]

why is he pronouncing gulag as gurag

[river zealot]

he says those seperatly

[stone blade]

chinese sleeper agent

[river zealot]

bro

i cant open this fucking bottle

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/its-bread-cheryl-mason-silent-hill-gif-5779154621576365387

[river zealot]

there we go

took way longer than it should have

[stone blade]

actual twink

[river zealot]

no this one is just retarded

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/cia-whats-the-matter-weak-pencil-government-gif-12118795

[slender rock]

idk Artie, it's seeming like you're getting soft

[naive bison]

@stone blade why does pressing F in a big loot pile like this not pick stuff up

it did in the other version

[river zealot]

@placid sail @naive bison

[quartz ridge]

what does it mean

[naive bison]

not for your eyes, white boy

[river zealot]

@visual stirrup

[quartz ridge]

thank you for acknowledging my aryan ancestory

[stone blade]

[slender rock]

"Me, when I send the text before the picture"?

idk

runespeak

[slender rock]

https://tenor.com/view/thats-a-sign-of-higher-civilization-the-mole-people-ancient-ruins-intelligent-life-history-gif-18789148

[stone blade]

thats the entirety of the game

[river zealot]

me and my friend had to dig like 5 of thoswe

to stop the biomes from spreading

well bomb would be a better word

[stone blade]

ok abdulah

[slender rock]

14002 hours...

[river zealot]

i think mine is at like 20%

might have to buy a new one

https://tenor.com/view/sweats-gif-25346666

if it dies

im soooo fucked

i moved everything important from it so its fine

[quartz ridge]

how do you do this

im lowkey retarded

[prisma quartz]

crystal disk info

[slender rock]

what spice said

https://www.omnicalculator.com/conversion/hours-to-days

[quartz ridge]

1st drive is at 84% and 2nd is at 99%

https://tenor.com/view/borat-borat-very-nice-verynice-thumbs-up-gif-17258096266802987535

my drive has been on for 700 days

[river zealot]

damn only 2 years

alright

https://tenor.com/view/hanukkah-2023-greetings-gif-17265824455036899293

@naive bison

Cant believe some of you want to fuck judy hopps

Thats disgusting

She is a cop

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-smile-car-windows-down-gif-16958759

hiiiiiiii chat

[slender rock]

SSD older than that

https://ssd.userbenchmark.com/OCZ-Vertex-4-256GB/Rating/1315

aug 2012

yeah old boi

[dreamy flax]

📚 candy

[something] that u [need]

[i need] candy

[naive bison]

i think they should double down

[eager igloo]

Vro needs dedicated website to divide by 24

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/do-you-guys-not-have-a-phone-blizzard-diablo-gif-5097388828827651695

[minor cypress]

Im too scared to check my drive health

Ive only added drives, never replaced them in this rig.

[runic kernel]

Hi Menace Hi ledy Hi Spacezoro Hi Nota

[minor cypress]

Shalom

[quartz ridge]

its kinda like when you used to check your grades huh

like you know ones gonna be shit so you parents are gonna freak the fuck out

[minor cypress]

Eh, more like something breaks, i pray its not a drive, and die on the inside when its the drive.

[narrow lotus]

Hi cat

[minor cypress]

Imporant stuff is backed up, i just hate parts breaking, especially with prices rn

[quartz ridge]

ram costs as much as a PSA rifle rn

its fucking crazy man

like are we fr

[narrow lotus]

[quartz ridge]

you can get 2 of them for 64 gb of ram

[fading portal]

Just rob someone with that rifle for RAM

Easy

[minor cypress]

But buy rifle, get many ram. - gun tsu

[fading portal]

That’s what I’m saying

[minor cypress]

I figured it would happen. Theres a reason im only affording guns and pc building. Anything else and im bankrupt

[quartz ridge]

i fucking hate my states gun laws because its bearable otherwise

[minor cypress]

Not the property prices and tax rates?

[quartz ridge]

I can afford the state thats as far as i'll go sharing financial stuff

got a decent job and own my house

tax rates are still ass though

[river zealot]

Did you try slicing the pie

I did try slicing the pie

Only dumb people try slicing the pie

Youre dumb

[quartz ridge]

what?

[river zealot]

Youre not cag

Its this

[quartz ridge]

Ohhhhh

my applogies i wasn't cagging out

[river zealot]

Cag the fuck in

[quartz ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1093353947709845544/1294518777714708490/attachment-17.gif?ex=6940e18f&is=693f900f&hm=66aa170bd95179352e51200d2395609d944f7174f4a00f01a8ca3765d0f9fdbc&

[naive bison]

try robbing a bank with a stick of ram, smartass

[quartz ridge]

why am i catching strays

all i said was that 64 gb of ram costs 2 ar 15s

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/grenade-damko-free-bird-grenade-free-bird-meme-grenade-free-bird-gif-2990660250078728870

[eager igloo]

Hi sugarplum

[icy patrol]

tarkov barter trades looking more and more realistic

[clear vapor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UUAQiT2-Xc

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/lil-yachty-drake-not-drake-laptop-duh-gif-gif-15750020406482202814

[crude osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/buddy-are-you-even-cag-gif-4651387453395032887

[crude osprey]

i read your tag as FENT instead of PENT

[manic cave]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-cag-military-m4-supercag-gif-9924642622700942798

[crude osprey]

is 90s gear cag? It's all i get in service 😭

[quaint ore]

You are more than cag

You are the chad infantryman

[summer flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/682278196556857414/1450040963165589514/Victory.mp4?ex=69411762&is=693fc5e2&hm=606d2a49798e93bd2bd1135e698cd2bfb8f55f66e85c45faadaba2c648860ca7&

[deep topaz]

Brazilian accounts always got something crazy to say

[narrow lotus]

cant wait for Concord 3

[pale ingot]

yay!

[narrow lotus]

Concord 1 - Original Concord

Concord 2 - Marathon from Bungie

Concord 3 - Highgard or whatever the fuck that shit game was shown

[pale ingot]

yippee!!

[narrow lotus]

so much dogshit

[crude osprey]

but I'm not infantry, am in the signal corps

[narrow lotus]

[primal kayak]

That' a nono?

It crossed my mind to send it in yesterday when I saw it

But didn't have the balls

[wooden surge]

Good to know

[grizzled meadow]

We all know what it is

(I don't)

(I think I do but I'm not sure )

[wooden surge]

If I recognise it correct

[narrow lotus]

1 2 3 4 5 8 9 10

[grizzled meadow]

It should be Doki Doki

[wooden surge]

Indeed

The UI looks identical

[dreamy flax]

📚 ecchi

1. In "anime" (Japanese [animation]) fan circles, when you say something is "ecchi" you mean it is erotic, but usually not with all-out sex or anything very vulgar. Basically like "hentai" but more softcore.

2. In Japanese: comes from English letter "H," possibly an [abbreviation] of the word "hentai" which means perverted/sexually deviant. Refers to the act of sex, or can refer to anything sexual in nature if used as an [adjective] with the -na suffix.

1. This anime has some ecchi parts, but nothing too bad--just a [panty shot] and a part where you see a girl's nipple for a few seconds.

2. [Ecchi shiyou]. ("Let's [have sex].")

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/ominous-stare-lost-terry-o'quinn-john-locke-the-man-in-black-gif-1512954650222456494

[wooden surge]

[visual stirrup]

a shiny latina?

so, like, a white woman?

🤢

[pale ingot]

sending out my bosnian

[primal kayak]

No oiled

[simple ore]

it is infact

i gently open ze door

[wooden surge]

[tidal trellis]

what is that?

[full rapids]

Flop isn't a male
Noted

[manic cave]

The amount of these I've lost.

Genuinely would like to know where they got to.

[visual stirrup]

they're like pens

they keep disappearing

[full rapids]

Void

[visual stirrup]

to god knows where

[wooden surge]

Inside your engine block

[tidal trellis]

I'm a genuine male specimen of the human species Mr I just wanna know what that is

[full rapids]

[tidal trellis]

What!

[storm stream]

Prove it

[tidal trellis]

Wdym prove it?! I'm not gonna show medical records I said it so it's true mr

And or personal identification either

[storm stream]

You've also said a lot of things that indicate the opposite

[tidal trellis]

Not trying to get identify stolen

[tidal trellis]

No I haven't

[storm stream]

_Lil bud doesn't know 🥀 _

[full rapids]

🥀

[pale ingot]

twink on @tidal trellis

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!

[primal kayak]

Have merry monday fellas

https://tenor.com/view/merry-christmas-gif-17852405597430186769

[fallow trellis]

Women Jokes write themselves

[little mirage]

dont be a hater

[pseudo robin]

Glory to albania

o7

[rocky geode]

ok just hit cntrl + R already

zero glory to albania

mods, ban him for exposing himself as one

[pseudo robin]

[toxic sundial]

sorry who?

[toxic sundial]

[full rapids]

This dood

[toxic sundial]

no me

noted

[full rapids]

Ohh
You are a twink too if you want to

[coarse bear]

I stole em

Fuck you, got mine

[tidal trellis]

MY PENCIL NO

[toxic sundial]

when in doubt shuffle night vale weather reports

[tidal trellis]

WHERE IT GO

[coarse bear]

Check under cheeks

[tidal trellis]

why would they be there?

[full rapids]

[tidal trellis]

anyway found them on the dressing table

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/beaver-beavertalks-beavertalking-babbling-wontstop-gif-16193212174993367347

[placid sail]

like a pensil in a crater of a volcano indeed

[tidal trellis]

what?

this a reference to something, I don't get it

[placid sail]

your capabilities

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[tidal trellis]

I don't get it

[storm stream]

mf wrote it out as if he'd say it. It's just a pencil. Fake ass mf

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/megatron-optimus-prime-gif-27086983

[toxic sundial]

snakes, demons, wheat and wheat byproducts

[coarse bear]

Do you do bulk orders

[toxic sundial]

no sorry its actually cut time rn

https://tenor.com/view/push-up-next-level-barbell-discs-weights-gif-1096637691144460358

[placid sail]

качки-дурачки

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-what-surprise-white-lotus-walton-goggins-gif-16641895599342273762

[quaint ore]

I wantes to quote a do4a joke but it is way too hard to translate

[placid sail]

uhh

happy for you/sorry that happened

[quaint ore]

It was something like:
"I heard bodybuilders have small dicks"

"AND I HEARD THAT THERE IS MORE BLOOD FLOWING INTO MY 105KG BODY'S DICK THAN IN YOUR PEA BRAIN."

Lemme see if i can find it

https://youtu.be/ijbuIKu5rmw?si=hchlKkCn7o_fBfQN

Found it

Ancient fucking russian youtube

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

watching this was an equivalent of unlocking cockrider and having a conversation with him for five minutes

I am now ill, I hope you're happy

[crude oak]

Obama_Fortnite.gma

[primal kayak]

Why the long face?

[storm stream]

This cat is Orthodox

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-the-dog-dog-borzoi-snoopa-why-the-long-face-gif-23242623

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/borzoi-siren-dawg-with-the-light-on-him-sailorzoop-dog-gif-2844905554045249724

[fading portal]

EFN or ERN?

[fluid heron]

Put a face mask on for the first time ever I look like Hannibal lecters gae cousin and it's extremely uncomfortable

[proven crown]

Death approaches

[crude oak]

Creatine Monohydrate

[primal rapids]

Or Deftones does

[fading portal]

So true

[manic cave]

Why not both

[deep topaz]

@narrow lotus

[fading portal]

It can’t be both

[manic cave]

Someone should make it both then

[primal rapids]

Someone said frick in my Christian Minecraft server

[fading portal]

Make ERFN

[split canyon]

@tidal trellis ⠀

[tidal trellis]

Hey!

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[primal rapids]

Y'know, I just realized, doesn't Invisigal have asthma or something

Wouldn't smoking on top of that be incredibly stupid

[fluid heron]

thats called dedication

dedication to the cig

[primal rapids]

Then again I wouldn't be surprised if people in real life with asthma also took up smoking or vaping just to make things harder on themselves

[placid sail]

there's nothing more realistic than people with health issues ignoring them

[drifting mantle]

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/serval-servalchiller-masterwean-bingus-gif-18810160

[primal rapids]

Did Lulu poison the garlic bread?

I hope not. The bond between a man and his garlic bread is sacred.

[deep topaz]

Idk I didn't make it

[primal rapids]

Then taste test it for me

If you refuse to eat it then I will assume it is poisoned or you're a vampire

[pale ingot]

unknown vtuber woman(?)
this is treacherous business

[primal kayak]

This is how you guys act towards Flop

[manic cave]

Racism lore

[pale ingot]

he tw. ink

[deep topaz]

They did it

[manic cave]

This shit is just getting worse day by day.

[deep topaz]

No blood on the inner eyelid

[manic cave]

I can't really tell

Pre sure I saw him yesterday night on the news.

[prisma venture]

gday chaps

[manic cave]

And you know what fucking albo is doing? Instead of closing the borders the fucker decides we need "even stricter" gun laws.

[deep topaz]

Criminals always follow the law

[prisma venture]

ofc

thats why they banned guns/knifes in UK

or germany

[primal kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/byebye-wave-emoji-gif-11541847

[manic cave]

@pseudo robin

[prisma venture]

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax why babylon fell

[dreamy flax]

Babylon fell due to a combination of internal strife, overexpansion, and the relentless advance of external enemies, especially the Persians under Cyrus the Great. The city's political instability and weakened alliances also played a significant role. When the Persians besieged Babylon in 539 BCE, the city was unable to mount an effective defense due to its internal divisions and complacency from years of prosperity. The night of the siege, the Persian troops simply marched in, often as the Babylonians celebrated their false sense of security. Thus, Babylon's grandeur crumbled like a house of cards.

[manic cave]

Are you doing history rn or smth with your class gng

[prisma venture]

he wants to pull some bitch on his dih

[manic cave]

Never gonna happen

[prisma venture]

might be

just belive in him

[crude oak]

USA: we need to ban China
Also pills from gas station in US:

[manic cave]

What in the actual fuck

Why is it so sparkly

[prisma venture]

thats viagra?

will it blow up your dick?

[crude oak]

no idea but when i searched for it there was other recommended product called African Superman 2900mg

[coarse bear]

Do you need to be a patriot or do you need your dick hard, soldier

[coarse bear]

Wimdy

[manic cave]

??? The fuck

[manic cave]

To hot

[crude oak]

thought your discord tag is FENT

[prisma venture]

ive heard some people in africa still make quaaludes

[manic cave]

That's the third time someone has said that today

💔

[crude oak]

[prisma venture]

neat

[manic cave]

And that's being sold at fucking gas stations??

💀

[crude oak]

that's from some e-store i found while searching for those wolf pills

[tidal trellis]

[crude oak]

Prof. Kruglov store

[placid sail]

poor mf is gonna shit his liver out tonight

[manic cave]

Shits gonna lead you to some blackmarket site next.

[crude oak]

@heady crow want some preworkout ?

this shit is hillarious

omg, i checked description all this shit is viagra

[pale ingot]

no shit

[crude oak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Z9SUKbRRCc

[pale ingot]

its probably mixed in with like

ancient chinese foot grown fungus too

[crude oak]

cement, asbestos, plutonium, green tea

[pale ingot]

shit that will make you perform

[manic cave]

Hold on my brains having a stroke

[pale ingot]

shouldnt have taken those chinese boner pills

[manic cave]

Who said I was male??

[pale ingot]

i automatically assume everyone using the internet is male because women arent real

[dreamy flax]

📚 Sildenafil

Sildenafil, sold under the brand name Viagra among others, is a medication used to treat erectile dysfunction and pulmonary arterial hypertension. It is also sometimes used off-label for the treatment of certain symptoms in secondary Raynaud's phenomenon. It is unclear if it is effective for treating sexual dysfunction in females. It can be taken orally, intravenously, or through the sublingual route. Onset when taken orally is typically within twenty minutes and lasts for about two hours.

[toxic sundial]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1205760412507840572/1382867848552124488/1x.webp

[crude oak]

those red characters on top of wolf pills translate to: "The Singapore Racecourse is equipped with Security cards. If i use counterfeit ones, i will bear the consequences"

[pale ingot]

now science's unanswered question
if a woman takes viagra does anything get hard

[toxic sundial]

I be profen

[manic cave]

Mmmm profen

[pale ingot]

took one of my many messages for this one

[primal kayak]

Yeah

[drifting mantle]

@tidal trellis twink up

[pale ingot]

no, no

only i get to say that to the twink

all you get is !flop

[drifting mantle]

@pale ingot twink up

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-15291473

[tidal trellis]

I'm practicing songs, shoo!!

[pale ingot]

twinkmas carols

[tidal trellis]

:(

[tidal trellis]

no! its hazbin songs

[pale ingot]

thats like

5 times worse

50 times worse

501 times worse

9001 times worse

[placid sail]

is it possible to be expelled out of your twink club if you sing poorly?

[manic cave]

No

[placid sail]

ah so you both attend

[manic cave]

Different group but same thing

[placid sail]

just remember med, on the premise of being just slightly more intelligent than flop: no weird stranger danger business

flop has the intelligence of a paper roll, keep him safe

[manic cave]

✅

[drifting mantle]

Please let this be ragebait

🙏

[dreamy flax]

📚 foreman

[Somebody] who has a [foreskin]

"[Look at that] foreman."
"Dude, why [the hell] are you [looking] at his penis?"
"But.. he's a foreman."

[tidal trellis]

it isn't!!

[placid sail]

the only two things a fan of that shitty cartoon can do to relate deeply to their beloved media is to have furry sex and sing songs

and flop is a pakistani virgin mary, so only one option remains

[pseudo robin]

He should be hanged

Unironically

[primal kayak]

Sherlock Horse

[manic cave]

✅

Lwk waiting for that to happen.

[primal rapids]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/1988592866789118062?s=20

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/sgLwXN5hZp

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 12, 2025, 1:01 PM

[river zealot]

not what that means

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

I heard about in the Radio.
Seems like you guys are no longer allowed to 3D print guns!

[placid sail]

https://youtu.be/WhQm-ExRz60

gonna slap legally distinct SCP with an artefact of great power (metal ruler)

[manic cave]

That's been illegal for ages.

😭 not like that stops anyone tho.

[drifting mantle]

Radio Said it's illegal now

[heady crow]

yeah i take viagra as preworkout. Everyone in the gym gotta see im the hardest mf there 🗣️ 🔥

[manic cave]

And it's not like the police can do anything because the government keeps passing retarded ass laws that prevent criminals from being arrested.

And they wonder why youth crime is on a rise.

[heady crow]

xd, how hellish was it even

granted everytime ive went outside this month apart from like 3 days im glad im not on a excerscise

[manic cave]

Literally can't go outside without the fear of being stabbed to fucking death or shot.

[heady crow]

actually fear mongered

holy

[manic cave]

The amount of literal children running around in public with all black & knives is crazy rn.

And the amount of gang members that are just doing shootings now.

[simple ore]

australia is a big chicago

[placid sail]

well there goes my romantisized childhood fantasy of living in australia

[lusty hazel]

weather? dry, windy. unlike today

[manic cave]

Maybe if our government locked the fuck in it'd be better.

[primal rapids]

We need 3D-printed Thompsons

[lusty hazel]

the m16? i built it with the cheapest parts, works fine

[manic cave]

But no mfers are more worried about "SAVE THE CHILDREN!!" from the internet. Which completely backfired btw. Everyone bypassed it

[placid sail]

oh I'm sure your government is more than just locked in, but it doesn't concern you nor it ever will

[heady crow]

aussie mfs claim they lived in the ghetto and were in the trenches when they grew up here

[heady crow]

ah not even that bad

[placid sail]

this does look like a ghetto bruno

[manic cave]

Is this fucking central or tas

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-what-i'm-saying-rashad-shareef-ms-pat-settles-it-that's-precisely-what-i-meant-bet-networks-gif-12573921004339288992

[quaint ore]

The integral of 2x is x^2+C

[dense pollen]

https://youtube.com/shorts/VpTqA5bYKBI?si=sItAKWodx3iaWTc1

[dense pollen]

Nah it’s more like hell on earth

Literally

[manic cave]

Also places like these are usually fucking deadzones reception wise btw. Sometimes you can't even call 000.

[dense pollen]

anything you can imagine, that’s in Australia no wonder Dutch wanted to go there

[deep topaz]

No profit incentive

Literally nothing gets done unless there's money to be made

[manic cave]

Lwk I'm just thinking of moving to Germany or smth atp.

[quaint ore]

Shit is same everywhere lol

[placid sail]

bailiff, bring in the germans to complain about german government.

@drifting mantle

[drifting mantle]

👀

[manic cave]

Anywhere that's super cold and I don't gotta worry about a retarded ass government for the most part.

[quaint ore]

Finland I guess

Or just go and live in Alaska

[drifting mantle]

We fucked, all is fucked, factory reset Europe, America and Australia

[quaint ore]

The world*

[trim shell]

^

[manic cave]

Anyways. As much as I wanna continue my sleeping meds are kicking in so ima go

[thorny wind]

Atp, just factory reset all of human history 🙏

[quaint ore]

Lowkey waiting till some dude pulls up in a killdozer to the seimas

[trim shell]

Nuke every center of government and we can restart fr

[thorny wind]

I would definetally watch that.

[placid sail]

it's like that gru meme with him turning over the slides of his presentation
- we elect people in the government
- we give them power over the rest so they would make our lives better
- they use the power for their own gain and we gave them all the power so we can't stop them

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/witt-lowry-be-the-change-if-you-want-the-change-like-i-do-gif-11354782

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/david-goggins-lifting-they-dont-know-me-workout-gym-gif-17664862

[simple ore]

i know the source

[heady crow]

whos gonna carry the boats

[quaint ore]

Lowkey waiting till I get out from school in like 150 days then disappear off the face of the earth

[trim shell]

It would deff save the US

[heady crow]

still like a half a year to go? Terrible

[quaint ore]

Sadly

Mfw fucking maths will be the end of me

[placid sail]

you gonna grow gills out and leave the face of the land?

[heady crow]

damn, sof in lithuania are hardcore. Got gene mutations and all

[quaint ore]

I will disappear into the forests alongside a group of conscripts since we have a new ritualistic sacrifice

[quaint ore]

Literal space marines

[storm stream]

why?

[heady crow]

i still got one course of swedish left :/

i swear ill finish it in my 4th year of uni

[quaint ore]

Our parliament is full of boomer appealing retards who are speedrunning turning our country into a backwater colony for russia while I will end up with no pension at all.

[drifting mantle]

Give me the power, I will fix everything

[placid sail]

lietuva tėvyne mūsų

[quaint ore]

[heady crow]

what happened last time you guys got one guy in charge?

[placid sail]

this is what every single person in power was saying for the last 40 000 years

[drifting mantle]

He was Austrian, I am German

[drifting mantle]

This time, it's for real tho

Big promise

[heady crow]

Wilhelm 2 was austrian?

[drifting mantle]

Trust the plan

[drifting mantle]

Oh

[placid sail]

it's extra concerning because I swear hal mentioned he likes to draw

[drifting mantle]

This time will be different, pinky promise!

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/bleak-it's-bleak-shaking-head-its-bleak-black-and-white-gif-9592734580409210082

[drifting mantle]

No World War

[placid sail]

we can't do this right now man, most of russian males are already dead in a neat giant circle around Artyom's house

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/matsuoka-shuzo-never-give-up-motivation-japan-asiatic-clams-gif-16195359

[placid sail]

and China or India won't bother to zerg rush you like we did

[heady crow]

maybe just one more?

like thatd be the final one

[placid sail]

Finland versus the world

[drifting mantle]

Won't be started by the Germans! No "third times the charm!"

[placid sail]

oiled up Bruno is airdropped from a plane without a parachute deep into enemies' ranks

[heady crow]

we shall establish the fingolian khanate once and for all

[placid sail]

and attempts of diplomacy are interrupted by bruno repeatedly playing his stupid finno-ugric little dark age tik tok clips

[storm stream]

While the P-man is killing Russia, China is itching to grab Siberia for resources 🥀

[heady crow]

the edits will continue untill morale improves

im gonna be posted up in the trenches with a big ass jbl

[placid sail]

they don't need to wish to grab it, they already have

[heady crow]

put 16 inch subwoofers on the tank

[storm stream]

oh?

[placid sail]

there's been repeated and of course, debunked rumors of syberia's forests being chopped down and sailed to china

[storm stream]

Also they fucking sold Alaska for pennies

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/serial-experiments-lain-police-cyberia-gif-14368377

can russia sell the kola peninsula to us for pennies?

[placid sail]

we need to somehow convince Bruno that China is the biggest threat for finno-ugric kind

[trim shell]

That had to be before all the resources like oil were discovered right ?

[storm stream]

yeh it was long ago

[trim shell]

Ngl if russia still owned Alaska the cold war woulda been alot more interesting

[simple ore]

i for one welcome our chinese overlords

[storm stream]

for 7.2 million dolla in 1867

[trim shell]

Holy shit lol

[storm stream]

equivalent to $132 million in 2024

[trim shell]

Didn't know it was that cheap

[drifting mantle]

[simple ore]

fundraiser to buy alaska back

[trim shell]

Let me buy it

[placid sail]

we're in the middle of another fundraiser rn youyou

[simple ore]

melt alaska
and use the water for another data center

[trim shell]

YES

Think of the data centers

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-caseoh-ai-ai-waffle-house-gif-3752764525147867714

[placid sail]

put all the data centers in India, vaporise Ganges, fill the entire world with the most vile clouds of anthrax and feces

[trim shell]

Earth ending event right there

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-let-him-cook-cook-cooking-breaking-bad-gif-27522167

[drifting mantle]

@naive bison