#🎪bruh-fart
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@placid sail @visual stirrup
average WT in game chat
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forget "Mild Language" on ESRB ratings
they should be warning me about "French Language"
Thank you Niel Cuckmann
same with british fr
alright
Which was the rape guy on the TLOU team?
One of the scenes in the TLOU show was SUPER weird, Tess getting that kiss of death
didnt know sony showed SA
And someone on the team in the commentry said something along the lines of “Its beautiful because she’s not fighting back”
💀
I'd even settle for some witcher 4 if it isn't too mid
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The Last of Us season 2 coincided perfectly with my video on writing wome...
yo
They have a section in the video about it
remember when people thought that the quippy dialogue in buffy was the peak of dialogue writing?
we've had almost 20 years of marvel slop since then
and now we hate that shit
Yeah
It can be good in certain situations if it fits the character
But it’s overdone
It ruins serious moments
don't they discuss that in one of these doormonster videos?
I think
prestige 2 baby, im the swaggiest (and only) iron hands player
WHAT THE FUCJ
was that shadowheart's voice actress?
Saber Interactive 
Geoff used his mind powers to kill them
Rip 
this is pretty fucking metal
larian!
fmd snowing in tarkov now
got my new razor today. these blades are sharp
that's the idea, yeah
they claim to be Japanese metal, but the blades are packed in Pakistan, and sold by a company in Texas
this bitch gae?
since when did they have their own country?
Good for her
and how are their relations with the femboy ethnostate?
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gJ2FvFQ_Uek i need this in my life
@weak jackal
does your nation of Lebanon, the lesbian nation, get along with the femboy ethnostate?
Chile
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SMALL STUDIOS AND THEIR FIRST GAMES
The resident of the femboy ethnostate corrected you
HALF LIFE 3
where is this femboy ethnostate so i can immigrate
nothing in this game is slavic, so maybe not baba yaga
FRICTIONAL
I like this
I'm so fucking sick of chinese gooner slop
as if it wasn't bad enough when the entire island of japan's GDP was dependent on exporting gooner slop
Yeah man
then china got in on it
It’s always women
we talking about japanese women?>
Why can’t it be men?
being gae in glorious china and japan is societally verboten
I want hot men
pfp checks out
:3
Space slop 13
league of legends fighting game?
Yeah
we have an uneasy alliance aye
because league of legends wasn't toxic enough
we need LTG to play it
I always name my characters after LTG in rpgs
Which is unrealistic because he never leaves his rog chamber
first time tonight
lol
peak
how fast can we get the word "rog" automodded?
Good enough
Strelok is a smash
Stalker If they knew what they were doing
this Resident Evil has some RE4 vibes
The new one?
Yeah that one
FUUUUCK
Joseph Anderson has a goodd playthrough of The Looker
Artifact 2
naiti artefakti
naiti artefakti
skoro papa vernyotsa
i cant wait for re9
It looks good
this protagonist looks like the average of all white dude protagonists with fake 5 o' clock shadow and shitty hair
they need to make guys who look different
this is gonna flop so fucking hard
thats vinny vinesauce
the voice actors don't believe in it
I don’t care how a character looks as long as they are well written
is this the BG3 narrator?
holy shit forspoken 2
but it's called warlock for some reason
Have they deployed the mustard gas yet?
Its control
it'll probably be like Alan Wake 2
thinking inside your mom's box
Yakuza game but the entire game is you running a Takoyaki joint to pay for mafia debt
and you have a clowder of cats that hang around the back of the restaurant, and they go out and handle "business" with your culinary rivals
live action street fighter movie?
none of these actors are jacked enough
they need that marvel steroid money
holy shit
that zangief is a travesty
put those fucken tiddies away holy shit
cum gutters on full display
he should put the cake down and go to the gym
if he even knows where that is
helldivers 2 is gonna win this one
I was wrong
again
how can No Man's Sky keep winning?
instead of mustard gas
gabe just walks on stage dressed as TF2 heavy
and kills the entire audience with his minigun
"Team Fortress 3 tomorrow."
end of broadcast
no idea who wins
shit
BF6 was my first guess
should've gone with that
MoistCritikal as content creator of the year
because unfunnily describing shit with no video editing is enough to qualify as content
it's barely enough to qualify as slop, tbh
they just referenced Barge Haulers of the Volga in the Rust: Mobile trailer
because it really is that amazing
it is a true labor of love
no micro transactions
no dlcs
free updates since it came out
theyve more than made up for its terrible launch and they just keep giving
they werent at fault for a shitty launch anyway sony pressured them too hard
i cant really look at tf2 anymore without being kind of sad that i lost my whole backpack
Tomb Raider?
Lara Croft is just out here murdering guys now?
ah
it's a reboot
not the same character
like the reboot card from fortnite?
and the lara isn't the same as the last three games
this has got to be the naughty dog game
maybe not
subnautica 2?
no
Person: im watching the game awards.
Me: cool i havnt seen it yet.
Person: i hope E33 wins, its the best game ever.
Me: I didnt know you played it
Person: Yeah, i pirated it.
scammed?
yup
didnt think it would ever happen to me
it was late at night
10 mins from going to bed
someone posing as a friend
link?
yup
Fuck scammers I hope they get what's coming to them
i guess the only way to be unscammable is to have no friends
Is Subnautica 2 company still being asshoels
i didnt watch none of that was there anything cool that happened
the divinity trailer was tight
and there's some blizzard shit happening right now
it looks cool
but I hate WoW
is it diablo?
Diablo IV
the trailer is peak
but the game is probably gonna be mid
you're gonna look silly for missing it
gabe's gonna give us HL3 codes that expire after a few minutes
okay but like only one of my friend groups cares about game awards or nintendo directs
so idc
yeah like 800$ of stuff over 5 years
hurt for a bit
idk when im gonna play again
if ever
i had a 1 of 16 neutron star neckwear headwear
nothing at all
so far
uh
forest 3 if anyone cares
leon in new RE game ig
oh thats cool
never touched the forest 2 though
all i know is that there is woman wiht 3 legs
forest 1 was fun to play with friends
so far the french cant get off the stage
I feel like I want to go home but it's just not there anymore
complete expedition 33 sweep
where are the finnish.... the north has fallen
THEY GOT A ROW OF MOTHERFUCKERS IN STRIPED SHIRTS AND RED BERETS
the americans need to have their employees dress as cowboys
Good news: semesters over
Bad news: might not come back next semester
release the mimes
7 Deadly Sins shit
did we overcook them with the second nuke?
would they have turned out normal if we'd only dropped one?
7 deadly sins was only good when my goat was on screen
escanor sweep
vegans be like
theyre being performative
not gonna lie there is such a difference between fucking
tokyo ghoul the anime and the manga
the manga is great the anime is dogshit horrible ass and anyone who likes the anime should contract aids
the manga is quite enjoyable in comparison though 
if i would i could
wait i can
i have boots and a hat
dont use the boots at work, not flexible enough
are you at the Game Awards right now?
do you see Gabe anywhere?
oh you mean the employees at the game awards
i thought you meant everyone in the us should go to work as cowboys
still preferable to modern fashion
I think I'd prefer the MGS4 "everything is military" aesthetic over a return to cowboy
I thought that was where we were headed
it seemed like military intelligence was gonna go mainstream in 2022 with the ukraine war
What about leather combat boots?
Obscur is just cleaning at the TGAs this year
KCD2 NOOO
one of those better be mine, santa
what happened
ANOTHER SMALL STUDIO
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33
we should bomb the game awards
ah heard of it, never seen any gameplay of it
its funny when kcd2 came out i was seeing nothing but it
havent seen anything from exp 33
i just want KCD2 to win something
clair too big
Always the fucking 🧃
4 guys in a line
or 3, idk
its a turn based game final fantasy style from my understanding
ah its got all the blue haired chicks and mentally ill discord dwellers backing it then
understandable
furry game?
sybil
this one
its a fun game
Outlast?
phasmophobia
can't stand phasmophobes
let the ghosts get married, smh my head
of course I'm homophobic, haven't you seen monster house?
GoW would be peak
Total War 40k!
FUCK YEAH
yknow im ok with this
I've only been begging for this for forever
I think cloudflare would go down again if HL3 was announced
instantaneous flood of traffic
Ace Combat?
nice
yeah, the foreplay is over
how long have we been asking for a AAA pod racing game?
its not even fucking podracing
its lame ass speeders
this piggy shit isn't foreplay
it's ruined orgasm
more anime
I was premature when I said that the foreplay was over
fucking
gacha slop again
PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY
apparently the total war 40k is taking the dawn of war approach
which might mean no custom chapters
Finally, a good use for the Naughty List.
or guardsmen
the idea of conducting a multi planet campaign is pretty cool
we could save gaming by helping these losers talk to women
Mixing gaming with women got us in this mess.
It's coming dumbfuck.
maybe make it take place on one planet, but there's two levels of playing field, one on ground and one in atmosphere
so you can have ships n stuff and then ground stuff
I know jackass
Theyre locking half the chapters and races behind paywall
Like with all the other tw
Classic.
I
the mod scene will be incredible
they already made Pharoah
Todd cometh
anybody have a clear shot?
I need this MF to retire
todd
it ain't happening
you have no more ideas
you cooked for 10 years with Starfield
and gave us corn flakes
he's getting Charlie Kirked
todd is a sad little man
WE ARE TODD HOWAAAAAAARD!
DS2 WAS ROBBED
No its not theyre making medieval 3
Its not even bait hahahah
Solo Leveling
Did you not watch their trailer for it the other day
imagine being such a loser that you idolize grinding in an MMO or some shit
it's like Sword Art Online all over again
you'd have to be an actual loser to self insert onto Kirito
that game looked like fucking trash lmao
the flute guy?
SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN
HIS GREED SICKENS ME
PICK AN INSTRUMENT ALREADY
what the fuck was that?
telephone lady
I saw it coming.
not a hard prediction
French always did music pretty well
Shit man 2 of my favorites OAT
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Carpenter Brut and Gojira
I like to imagine its just crossing the letter out so it just says ope and they are turning him Midwestern
His body then refutes this and begins to kill itself
I heard the confetti and got excited for the mustard gas
gabe is gonna ram his mega yacht into the side of the building, killing many, but he will pass out a bunch of demo copies of HL3
carpenter brut is french?
killing myself rn
Wow those bullets fell out like wack
Gabe is gonna invent time travel and release HL3 on PC, PS3, and Xbox 360
NO HALF LIFE 3 FOR YOU HOPIUM USERS

GET FUCK'D

I DONT CARE YOU ARE OVERDOSED ON HOPIUM EXPECTING HL3
YOU LOST


That's nice
so that's nice
Idc about ace combat though
¨Tankrat looked fun
The players tick me off cause they never shut the fuck up about playing ace combat
wait till the mods go to sleep
Where is tutal war 40k announcement
Oh wow theyre actually doing it
Need to make a new hopium image but it's just an iron hands marine
🙏🏻
They won't forget they won't forget
Ill say it here first
Cause the blueberries are already getting all the attention
Wh40k total war will suck ass on release
didnt you say all the new ones are ocean wide and puddle deep
Like 90% of modern games
Then probably be "okay-ish" after 10 dlc like warhammer 3
Yeah
fucking
yakuza
"hey we added new language options but you have to pay for one and also made your library ugly"
Itll be interesting to see how they balance the factions too
Like space marines dont have low tier slop units
Scout marines maybe
DEI space marine incoming

space marine in a wheelchair
Even then
They are still pretty strong
I can already see it now
Honestly might not even touch it until a mechanicus dlc happens
iron hands are canonically inbred btw
Pakistanis are canonically inbred too btw
I was just about to say that.


You think I care?
Not a fan of the goofy little lights look ngl
Still have yet to find an interior on a car I would actually want to own thats better then the interior on the RS7 tho
conjures up mental image of Vulkan and Ferrus dapping each other up

is this a good oracle
I want to use a magic guy but I'm so torn as to what to pick
Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous
ouuuh
i dont know much about pathfinder but is the 4x(?) stuff i heard about from the first game still
you mean Kingmaker?
most of the game award games were just shitty goonbait
2014 R8 V10 Plus
this one's different. You lead a crusade against demons
alright cool
that one was uniquely suited for 4X stuff since you were commanding a kingdom
i dont have 4x autism
give money to orphans (good)
give money to myself (evil)
i wish i was off tomorrow
new poe2 class and league
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Someone's going to have to clean the floor after that
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ACE COMBAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
gets me everytime
This jitt cracks dogs
WARHAMMER 40K
LETS GO
@sage rover what causes the mental illness of crackin dogs
Lets scream about what they ruined
rESUDEBT EVIL 9
EVERYTHING ELSE!!
mid ass manga
twink
I'm dedicate to the bottle
the beer bottle maybe
exactly
I'm drunk rn got the jjk ost blasting loud as fuck I'm insanely hyped
now im a cowboy
you should probably book a Laser tattoo removal appointment 
nah im gonna get more
We're reaching cringe levels that shouldnt even be possible
If I were to get a tattoo I wouldn't be a pussy and just get a little shitty one on my arm
We doing my whole back down to my ass and dick
because i have the thousands of dollars to drop on all that
im getting the halo of the sun from sh3 next
then my artist has a cool ember from danny phantom for my shoulder
you should get some nazi dogwhistle tattoos on your forehead
it'd be pretty funny
i think
that would be sweet
Shave your head and get a swastika on top of it
nobody would know once you grow your hair out
This be going upon my shoulder next
gaz is a loser nerd twink so whatever
suicide might be preferable
this was the first bitch I think I was ever attracted to
i know a guy with those
you werent beaten enough as a child
im too powerful
my dad has fish tattoos
I was beaten a lot and never had a good female role model
my papaw had a shark silhouette on his left calf and i kinda want one too
he was a navy seal
he has like a fish skeleton tattoo on his forearm
And i always thought that shit was hard to this day
The only tattoo I have ever thought of getting was a brand of sacrifice from berserk
you and every other male aged 15-22
I will probably never get a tattoo
Get this off my screen
at the end of the day if people dont like how you look they can just close their eyes
Geoff keighley is going to get gored by a wild boar
what did he even do
he released mustard gas into the auditorium
that was a clean sweep
and then he announced HL3
He owns game awards and it's always the dogshit that wins
astro bot winning makes my blood boil still
lbp 2 is like most of my childhood memories
old death runs map on it were fun
Making giant cock rockets and flinging them into orbit
i miss when there was more than one ratchet and clank release per decade
That and black ops 1 and 2 and now Activision can't make a single fucking good game
Fuck every black ops after 3
And after the original modern warfare trilogy
PS5 tutorial game winning goty
Modern warfare 2019 was pretty alright
Sony paid ALOT of money
PS5 controller showcase
Take that back its fucking amazing
does anyone have a recommendation for a PS2-like controller that I can use on PC
GTA 6 better be fucking good
dualshock 4
I want to be able to play my emulated PS2 games
idk about pressure sensitivity, good luck with that. look at 3rd parties like guilikit or 8bitdo idk
Xbox controller
I only ever owned a ps3
you can plug and play instantly with a ps4 controller
Xbox losers with their weird controllers can go die
it'll autodetect and automap when you go to the controllers screen on pcsx2
My Xbox 360 wired controller has survived daily use for 16 years and still 0 stick drift.
I can barely play on controller because I built a pc
I was cracked on the sticks at some point
I only use my controller for flying games or driving in games that arent primarily about driving(GTA, Cyberpunk, ect)
I only pay for game pass to play some retarded game with my friends every once in a while
forza I was using controller
you would be retarded to not use a controller for a driving game
Call me retarded cause I have a sim rig
everything that isn't dark souls or fucking monsters hunter I'm using m and k
i speak for casuals
also fuck you im jealous
Dark souls with pc controls is barely playable
Moza R12, fancy pedals, the handbrake that can also work as a sequential shifter, the fancy shifter, cockpit, UW oled monitor
barely?
are you a 6th dimensional eldritch being?
That shit is hot ass on mouse and keyboard
that you can manage to barely play dark souls 1 with kb/m?
"Noise"
best part about playing DS on kbm is randomly inputting the kick button
which you will never do on purpose
eldritch controls
and can never perform consistently
need a 12th degree in masonry to get used to that shit
huh? its a simultaneous input on the controller
keyword is kbm
Monster hunter m and k controls are straight ass too
me fucker
Fucking love monster hunter
I'll just get one of these
This guy loves fucking monsters
cheaper and probably works fine
yeah and?
the gamesir
God gamesir controlled are hot ass
wow hall effect sticks and everything else is fucking terrible
it's either gamesir or these that have even worse reviews
I am not buying this abomination
That's that shit they piloted that submarine with
buy a PS4 controller or something
Play like a Pro with 8BitDo’s most advanced retro controller, now upgraded with Hall Effect joysticks. Compatible with Switch, Windows, Apple, Android, and more.
I ain't buying a $60 controller just to play a couple PS2 games
you might use it for other shit who knows
This will be my next controller
i have a controller for every emulator except dreamcast
this implies that shrimp are worse than lobster, which is untrue
Oh damn zomboid build 42 multiplayer out
this is how the guy i know that has the laser shark and punk tweety bird tattoos acts
and hes 31
Come eat lobster with a monster
what
Lobsters pretty good
yes but both are good in different ways
i don't understand the ew bugs crowd and then they'll go eat shrimp and lobster and crab
hes one of them goddamn o'driscolls
Nah the mfs who refuse to eat any other fish
I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING IN THREE YEARS
i grew up on the florida coast yet im not a seafood person
my mom forced me to eat baked salmon growing up and i thought it was nasty and that's how all fish be
oh yeah ill also eat tuna
catfish is awful
Catfish is great
catfish a southern food
The fuck?
I'ma southerner
never get between a cajun boy and his fried catfish
fuck with my catfish and cornbread istg
https://t.co/Xlom3A3zPJ
QRT: thegameawards
Tonight's the night!! Show your hype level, GIFs only 👇#TheGameAwards
Online conspiracies. You will eat the bug like a good slave. Therefor eating bugs is hated
Crab is such a pain in the ass to get into
guilikit king kong pro 3 for xbox/snes/gba/ds/3ds, dualshock 4 for ps1/2/p, gamecube for gamecube, n64 for n64
I ate bugs. They are usually fried tho
I fuck with clams oysters and molusks too
that's exactly how we ended up with inbred fucks rolling coal
put a large potato or gourd into their exhaust
seal with jb weld and flex seal spray
People who drive a fuck ass lifted truck are always gae
literally looks like a chud
The worst cringe has to be the street fighter cast
bonus points if they have underglow
Ego overboard
there's a cop in my neighborhood whose son is home for the holidays, and he has a lifted underglow pavement princess
his license plate says DADSMNY
everyone I've ever kicked out of my workplace has driven a lifted truck
always fucking losers
Repair shop?
Even worse lmao
kektimus prime
Im assuming they sexual harass the workers?
or loud and annoying
Its so bizzare how people just have the confidence to be retarded like that
And won't leave the fucking premise
and when I kick them out every in the establishment starts clapping
Type of shit
Working at a supermarket and getting casually harassed always bewildered me even when its common
and I'm going to stop there before I start talking about a certain race of people who always come in with a shitty attitude
And just make it miserable
thanks for sharing
loserrr
Because they come into a small southern town expecting everyone to be racist
They ain't wrong
Join the nebulous fleet command discord
i like guns
Better work more to get that ram
Guns are nice too
might quit amazon to work at smith and wesson
Thank fuck I got 64 gigs of ddr5 Before that shit
fuck ai
nebulous fleet command is so cool but I'm not autistic enough
Fucking hate ai with all my heart
Dont bother. Community extremely annoying.
Game too complex and cool but the outcome is not worth it.
because of aforementioned autism
im upset about arc raiders winning anything
its an enjoyable game
but it uses generative AI
Nebulous has reddit autism
MICROMECHA - Underwater Quest [Full Album]
https://micromecha.bandcamp.com/album/underwater-quest
https://www.instagram.com/micromechamusic/
https://sptfy.com/micromecha
https://ko-fi.com/micromecha
00:00 1. Sub Aqua
04:49 2. Hydrosphere
09:09 3. Manta Rays
13:36 4. Oceanic Pulse
17:38 5. Coral Scanner
21:23 6. Whirlpool
25:19 7. Sonar
29:57 8....
The worst type
Arc raiders wasn't even supposed to be an extraction shooter until 6 months till release
Because they realized the pve fucking sucked
Just looked at the game awards... The fuck is Expedition 33 even about?
Shit's better than Baldurs Gate 3 it seems
i love these ps1 type album covers
its the expedition after 32 and before 34
Nothing pissed me off more than highguard
my friend keeps wanting me to play expedition 33 I'm never gonna play it
wtf is a highguard
Creators of titanfall and apex. Independent studio.
And its just concord
Cockord
They'll do anything but drop Titanfall 3
But it even stole KCD2's spot.
So.. More like the Abysmal Dogshit Awards
Fuck is Kenshi gott
the agenda against singleplayer games
I didnt want titanfall 3 because of EA and how they'll destroy it. But when they said independent
Geof should be gored
He basically broke my guard
Lured me
Then did evil thing to me in street corner with that
Goty is how much you can bribe geoff
the real goty is the games we bought along the way
Also known as abiotic factor
Abiotic doesn't stand a fucking chance
It doesnt because of its influence and only that
I expect it to win lots of steam awards
Or atleast one or two
Goty is KCD2 period
You got more asian combat games that all look and play the same
All of them just look like wukong games
Tho i know ninja gaiden
The fact donkey Kong bananza is even on the running shows it's just who can dump the most money
Mario Kart "won" racing title
Over sonic
I watched that fucking movie I was so confused the whole time
shit was just weird
Actual worst year for gaming
Nothing good came out
armored core expansion dlc never
armored core 7 never
mecha genre dead in the water yet again
based
i genuinely think apex killed any chance of Titanfall 3
just buy a real ps3 controller and download drivers for it
thrustmaster is such a great name
Shitty brand when it comes to sim racing gear tho
this will have to do
why not just buy a real ps3 controller!!!
because ones that aren't cheap chinese shit are more expensive
7 bucks for an adapter 








