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or at least State of Decay 3

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Last of Us

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knew it

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Last of Us

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Guess I'm a transgender dog

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gimme HL3 or State of Decay 3

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enough of this foreplay

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@placid sail @visual stirrup

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average WT in game chat

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🥖 🥐

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🏳️

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forget "Mild Language" on ESRB ratings

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they should be warning me about "French Language"

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Thank you Niel Cuckmann

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alright

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Which was the rape guy on the TLOU team?

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time for Tomb Raider

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what?

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One of the scenes in the TLOU show was SUPER weird, Tess getting that kiss of death

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didnt know sony showed SA

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And someone on the team in the commentry said something along the lines of “Its beautiful because she’s not fighting back”

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AYO

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💀

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I'd even settle for some witcher 4 if it isn't too mid

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that mf is a rapist

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100%

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# grave bronze And someone on the team in the commentry said something along the lines of “Its ...

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yo

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They have a section in the video about it

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doormonster fan

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hell yeah

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Joss Whedon is the freak yeah

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remember when people thought that the quippy dialogue in buffy was the peak of dialogue writing?

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we've had almost 20 years of marvel slop since then

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and now we hate that shit

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Yeah

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It can be good in certain situations if it fits the character

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But it’s overdone

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It ruins serious moments

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don't they discuss that in one of these doormonster videos?

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I think

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this is that naughty dog game, ain't it

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?

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prestige 2 baby, im the swaggiest (and only) iron hands player

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well, they said premier

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so probably not

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star wars?

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OLD REPUBLIC

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Miss Piggy was on the list

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yo

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battlefield friends

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WHAT THE FUCJ

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one of them is missing

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Yeah

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One of them died

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was that shadowheart's voice actress?

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Saber Interactive ignored

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Back 4 Blood 2?

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nope

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John Carpenter

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Holy fuck

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what's this Cirque du Solei shit?

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i've had enough french

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Geoff used his mind powers to kill them

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this is pretty fucking metal

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This is what happens at burning man

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They’re doing this to jeff bezos

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larian!

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DIVINITY

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THE STATUE

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fmd snowing in tarkov now

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it's gonna be shadowheart's

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english

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told you

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got my new razor today. these blades are sharp

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they claim to be Japanese metal, but the blades are packed in Pakistan, and sold by a company in Texas

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this bitch gae?

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Go leabiabs

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Lebanon

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since when did they have their own country?

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Good for her

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and how are their relations with the femboy ethnostate?

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@weak jackal
does your nation of Lebanon, the lesbian nation, get along with the femboy ethnostate?

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Chile

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I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF SMALL STUDIOS AND THEIR FIRST GAMES

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The resident of the femboy ethnostate corrected you

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GIMME THE BIG KAHUNA

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I WANT

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HALF LIFE 3

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HALF

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LIFE

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3

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some baba yaga game?

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why does she have chicken feet?

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i like the big guy

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Friend shaped

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nothing in this game is slavic, so maybe not baba yaga

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FRICTIONAL

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I love underrail snipers

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I Love the dopamine I get when I one shot something

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I like this

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I'm so fucking sick of chinese gooner slop

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as if it wasn't bad enough when the entire island of japan's GDP was dependent on exporting gooner slop

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then china got in on it

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It’s always women

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we talking about japanese women?>

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Why can’t it be men?

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being gae in glorious china and japan is societally verboten

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I want hot men

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pfp checks out

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:3

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Space slop 13

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league of legends fighting game?

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Yeah

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we need LTG to play it

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I always name my characters after LTG in rpgs

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it's gonna be Bloom and Rage

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I was wrong

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Which is unrealistic because he never leaves his rog chamber

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first time tonight

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how fast can we get the word "rog" automodded?

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Strelok is a smash

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this Resident Evil has some RE4 vibes

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requiem

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NOOOO

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FUCKING

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NOT THE WITNESS

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Yeah that one

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FUUUUCK

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Artifact 2

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naiti artefakti

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naiti artefakti

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skoro papa vernyotsa

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Wizards of the coast

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:(

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i FUCKING HATE HASBRO

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i cant wait for re9

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It looks good

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this protagonist looks like the average of all white dude protagonists with fake 5 o' clock shadow and shitty hair

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they need to make guys who look different

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this is gonna flop so fucking hard

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thats vinny vinesauce

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the voice actors don't believe in it

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is this the BG3 narrator?

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holy shit forspoken 2
but it's called warlock for some reason

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BO7

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skip

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skip

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skip

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can't fast foward on streams

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wtf are they even there for

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new ai generated bullets?

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Have they deployed the mustard gas yet?

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HL3 or mustard gas

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let's go, baby

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or State of Decay 3

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I don't really care

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Its control

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open world control 2?

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yeah

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not "open world" exactly

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it'll probably be like Alan Wake 2

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thinking inside your mom's box

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finally

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a yakuza game with a big protagonist

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made for guys like me

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Yakuza game but the entire game is you running a Takoyaki joint to pay for mafia debt

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and you have a clowder of cats that hang around the back of the restaurant, and they go out and handle "business" with your culinary rivals

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live action street fighter movie?

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none of these actors are jacked enough

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they need that marvel steroid money

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holy shit

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that zangief is a travesty

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he is too fat

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cum gutters on full display

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he should put the cake down and go to the gym

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if he even knows where that is

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helldivers 2 is gonna win this one

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I was wrong

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again

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how can No Man's Sky keep winning?

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instead of mustard gas

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gabe just walks on stage dressed as TF2 heavy

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and kills the entire audience with his minigun

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end of broadcast

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no idea who wins

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shit

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BF6 was my first guess

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should've gone with that

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MoistCritikal as content creator of the year

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because unfunnily describing shit with no video editing is enough to qualify as content

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it's barely enough to qualify as slop, tbh

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they just referenced Barge Haulers of the Volga in the Rust: Mobile trailer

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it is a true labor of love

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no micro transactions

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no dlcs

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free updates since it came out

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theyve more than made up for its terrible launch and they just keep giving

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they werent at fault for a shitty launch anyway sony pressured them too hard

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# fallow trellis

i cant really look at tf2 anymore without being kind of sad that i lost my whole backpack

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Tomb Raider?

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Lara Croft is just out here murdering guys now?

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ah

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it's a reboot

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not the same character

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a tomb raider game without lara?

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crazy

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no

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I mean

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it's a reboot

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and the lara isn't the same as the last three games

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this has got to be the naughty dog game

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maybe not

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subnautica 2?

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no

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Person: im watching the game awards.
Me: cool i havnt seen it yet.
Person: i hope E33 wins, its the best game ever.
Me: I didnt know you played it
Person: Yeah, i pirated it.

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didnt think it would ever happen to me

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it was late at night

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10 mins from going to bed

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someone posing as a friend

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link?

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yup

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Fuck scammers I hope they get what's coming to them

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i guess the only way to be unscammable is to have no friends

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Is Subnautica 2 company still being asshoels

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and there's some blizzard shit happening right now

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it looks cool

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but I hate WoW

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is it diablo?

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Diablo IV

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the trailer is peak

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but the game is probably gonna be mid

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ok cool so nothing happened

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gabe's gonna give us HL3 codes that expire after a few minutes

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okay but like only one of my friend groups cares about game awards or nintendo directs

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so idc

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hurt for a bit

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idk when im gonna play again

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if ever

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i had a 1 of 16 neutron star neckwear headwear

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it's gonaa be obscura again

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my batting average ain't that bad

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so far

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uh

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forest 3 if anyone cares

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leon in new RE game ig

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never touched the forest 2 though

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all i know is that there is woman wiht 3 legs

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it's weird alien shit

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very sloppy

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yeah

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it looks weird

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forest 1 was fun to play with friends

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so far the french cant get off the stage

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I feel like I want to go home but it's just not there anymore

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complete expedition 33 sweep

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THEY GOT A ROW OF MOTHERFUCKERS IN STRIPED SHIRTS AND RED BERETS

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the americans need to have their employees dress as cowboys

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Good news: semesters over
Bad news: might not come back next semester

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7 Deadly Sins shit

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did we overcook them with the second nuke?

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would they have turned out normal if we'd only dropped one?

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escanor sweep

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theyre being performative

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not gonna lie there is such a difference between fucking

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tokyo ghoul the anime and the manga

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the manga is great the anime is dogshit horrible ass and anyone who likes the anime should contract aids

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the manga is quite enjoyable in comparison though thumbsUp2x

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wait i can

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i have boots and a hat

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dont use the boots at work, not flexible enough

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do you see Gabe anywhere?

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oh you mean the employees at the game awards

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i thought you meant everyone in the us should go to work as cowboys

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still preferable to modern fashion

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fuck combat boots

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return to leather

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I think I'd prefer the MGS4 "everything is military" aesthetic over a return to cowboy

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I thought that was where we were headed

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it seemed like military intelligence was gonna go mainstream in 2022 with the ukraine war

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Obscur is just cleaning at the TGAs this year

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KCD2 NOOO

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STUPID

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FUCKING FRENCHIES

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FUCKIGN SNAIL

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what happened

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ANOTHER SMALL STUDIO

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he wanted KCD2 to win

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never heard of obscur

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sounds gae

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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33

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we should bomb the game awards

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ah heard of it, never seen any gameplay of it

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its funny when kcd2 came out i was seeing nothing but it

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havent seen anything from exp 33

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i just want KCD2 to win something

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I am hearing that Geoff Keighley received the light of Islam and unhesitatingly recited the Shahada during a cut segment of The Game Awards. He said Allah looks down on the Ummah from the gardens of Jannah. Truly there is no god but Allah, and Mohammad (PBUH) is his prophet!

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what even is obscura

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like

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Always the fucking 🧃

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the gameplay

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the fuck is it even

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4 guys in a line

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or 3, idk

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its a turn based game final fantasy style from my understanding

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ah its got all the blue haired chicks and mentally ill discord dwellers backing it then

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understandable

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what's the name of the uh

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character from pseudoregalia

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furry game?

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this one

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its a fun game

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Outlast?

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phasmophobia

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can't stand phasmophobes

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let the ghosts get married, smh my head

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of course I'm homophobic, haven't you seen monster house?

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Battlefield 6 or Peak

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probably BF6

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fuck

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Maybe some Gears of War?

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come on Geoff, give me anything

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GoW would be peak

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Total War 40k!

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40k TOTAL WAR

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WHAT THE FUYCk

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IM OKAY WITH THIS

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FUCK YEAH

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yknow im ok with this

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I've only been begging for this for forever

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40k baby

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praying they dont forget iron hands this time

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the foreplay is over

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HL3 draws near

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I think cloudflare would go down again if HL3 was announced

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instantaneous flood of traffic

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Ace Combat?

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nice

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yeah, the foreplay is over

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how long have we been asking for a AAA pod racing game?

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Oh damn cr1tikal won.

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Geoff fucks Miss Piggy live on stage

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this bit is so bad

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its dogshit

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where's hl3 announcement..

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😠

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its lame ass speeders

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more anime

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I was premature when I said that the foreplay was over

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fucking

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gacha slop again

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PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY SPEND MONEY

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apparently the total war 40k is taking the dawn of war approach

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which might mean no custom chapters

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or guardsmen

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the idea of conducting a multi planet campaign is pretty cool

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Mixing gaming with women got us in this mess.

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we need a TW WH40k

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idk how they're going to do it

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but we need it

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It's coming dumbfuck.

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maybe make it take place on one planet, but there's two levels of playing field, one on ground and one in atmosphere

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so you can have ships n stuff and then ground stuff

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Like with all the other tw

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oh I know

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but maybe it will be worth it

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I

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the mod scene will be incredible

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I want CA to try and make another horror game

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They cooked with Alien

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they already made Pharoah

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Todd cometh

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anybody have a clear shot?

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I need this MF to retire

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todd

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it ain't happening

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you have no more ideas

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you cooked for 10 years with Starfield

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and gave us corn flakes

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he's getting Charlie Kirked

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todd is a sad little man

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I HATE THE FRENCH

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I HATE THE FUCKING FRENCH

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when has a frenchman made a game worth playing?

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never

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DS2 WAS ROBBED

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megaman?

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ugh

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thankfully short trailer

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Its not even bait hahahah

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Solo Leveling

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Did you not watch their trailer for it the other day

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it's like Sword Art Online all over again

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you'd have to be an actual loser to self insert onto Kirito

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god

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please

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GOD

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PLEASE

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FUCK

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this shit is so ass

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generic everything

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while doing stupid shit to look unique

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that game looked like fucking trash lmao

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HE KEEPS SWAPPING INSTRUMENTS

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the flute guy?

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SOMEBODY STOP THIS MAN

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HIS GREED SICKENS ME

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PICK AN INSTRUMENT ALREADY

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i want a harmonica

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what the fuck was that?

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telephone lady

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FUCK

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FUJCK

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FUCK

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FUYK(C

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I HATE FRANCE

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whelp

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nothing else interesting ig

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french sweep

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I saw it coming.

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not a hard prediction

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yeah but

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KCD2

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my beloved

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they won another music category

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makes sense they'd win this one

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French always did music pretty well

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Shit man 2 of my favorites OAT

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NOTHING EVER HAPPENS

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Carpenter Brut and Gojira

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I like to imagine its just crossing the letter out so it just says ope and they are turning him Midwestern

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His body then refutes this and begins to kill itself

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I heard the confetti and got excited for the mustard gas

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gabe is gonna ram his mega yacht into the side of the building, killing many, but he will pass out a bunch of demo copies of HL3

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killing myself rn

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Aha you liked a French man's music

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GET FUCK'D kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint kekpoint

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You still have doge themed profile pics

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You are still trapped in 2018

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YOU LOST

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no half life 3

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no state of decay 3

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no gears of war

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at least we got Total War 40k

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and ace combat

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That's nice

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so that's nice

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Idc about ace combat though

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¨Tankrat looked fun

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The players tick me off cause they never shut the fuck up about playing ace combat

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the trolling is insane

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can we post goatse here yet

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wait till the mods go to sleep

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Oh wow theyre actually doing it

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so we got dawn of war 4 and tw40k now

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hUEH

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🙏🏻

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They won't forget they won't forget

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Ill say it here first

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Cause the blueberries are already getting all the attention

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Wh40k total war will suck ass on release

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didnt you say all the new ones are ocean wide and puddle deep

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Yeah

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fucking

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yakuza

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"hey we added new language options but you have to pay for one and also made your library ugly"

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Itll be interesting to see how they balance the factions too

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Like space marines dont have low tier slop units

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DEI space marine incoming

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space marine in a wheelchair

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They are still pretty strong

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I can already see it now

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Honestly might not even touch it until a mechanicus dlc happens

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4 races playable on release

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1 campaign or whatever

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$20 dlc for each other one

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iron hands when :

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walks in

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retarded ass chapter

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Not a fan of the goofy little lights look ngl

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Still have yet to find an interior on a car I would actually want to own thats better then the interior on the RS7 tho

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is this a good oracle

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im gonna say yes

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what game is that

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I want to use a magic guy but I'm so torn as to what to pick

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Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous

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ouuuh

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i dont know much about pathfinder but is the 4x(?) stuff i heard about from the first game still

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most of the game award games were just shitty goonbait

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2014 R8 V10 Plus

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idk

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this one's different. You lead a crusade against demons

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alright cool

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that one was uniquely suited for 4X stuff since you were commanding a kingdom

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i dont have 4x autism

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it wasn't actual 4x

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just light kinddom management

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give money to orphans (good)
give money to myself (evil)

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i wish i was off tomorrow

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new poe2 class and league

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UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

umbral field
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Someone's going to have to clean the floor after that

lucid oasis
spring quail
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NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW ACE COMBAT LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

dreamy flaxBOT
pseudo robin
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KekSkew gets me everytime

fluid heron
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This jitt cracks dogs

fluid heron
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since we all screaming about shit we hyped for

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SEASON 3 JUJUTSU KAISEN LETS GO

pseudo robin
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@sage rover what causes the mental illness of crackin dogs

umbral field
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Lets scream about what they ruined

spring quail
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rESUDEBT EVIL 9

umbral field
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EVERYTHING ELSE!!

spring quail
fluid heron
spring quail
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drunk

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ill yeehaw all over you

fluid heron
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I'm dedicate to the bottle

spring quail
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the beer bottle maybe

fluid heron
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exactly

spring quail
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i was moulded by the distillery

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im stronger

fluid heron
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I'm drunk rn got the jjk ost blasting loud as fuck I'm insanely hyped

pseudo robin
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Didnt this dr gaz mf post pictures of himself in here as a femboy

fluid heron
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He just has a twink frame

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had to say it

pseudo robin
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Is that a mf power puff girls tattoo

spring quail
fluid heron
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you should probably book a Laser tattoo removal appointment shrug

spring quail
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nah im gonna get more

pseudo robin
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We're reaching cringe levels that shouldnt even be possible

fluid heron
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If I were to get a tattoo I wouldn't be a pussy and just get a little shitty one on my arm

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We doing my whole back down to my ass and dick

spring quail
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because i have the thousands of dollars to drop on all that

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im getting the halo of the sun from sh3 next

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then my artist has a cool ember from danny phantom for my shoulder

pale ingot
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you should get some nazi dogwhistle tattoos on your forehead

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it'd be pretty funny

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i think

fluid heron
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that would be sweet

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Shave your head and get a swastika on top of it

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nobody would know once you grow your hair out

spring quail
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This be going upon my shoulder next

fluid heron
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You do you ig

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Wouldnt want that etched onto my body but you do you

pale ingot
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gaz is a loser nerd twink so whatever

spring quail
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what about a laser shark

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or a punk tweety bird

fluid heron
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suicide might be preferable

deep topaz
spring quail
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i know a guy with those

pale ingot
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you werent beaten enough as a child

spring quail
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im too powerful

fluid heron
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my dad has fish tattoos

deep topaz
fluid heron
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and he also told me to not get tattoos

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I always thought they fucking rocked tho

spring quail
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he was a navy seal

fluid heron
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he has like a fish skeleton tattoo on his forearm

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And i always thought that shit was hard to this day

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The only tattoo I have ever thought of getting was a brand of sacrifice from berserk

spring quail
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you and every other male aged 15-22

fluid heron
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and then I realized everyone with them is a fucking tard

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so I quickly shifted away

spring quail
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my tattoo philosphy is

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"would that look kick-ass"

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"yes? get. no? pass"

fluid heron
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I will probably never get a tattoo

spring quail
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meh yolo

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thats why i spent $400 on cowboy shit

lucid oasis
visual stirrup
spring quail
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at the end of the day if people dont like how you look they can just close their eyes

fluid heron
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Geoff keighley is going to get gored by a wild boar

quartz ridge
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what did he even do

spring quail
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he released mustard gas into the auditorium

visual stirrup
deep topaz
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that was a clean sweep

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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He owns game awards and it's always the dogshit that wins

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astro bot winning makes my blood boil still

quartz ridge
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astro bot being the soulless replacement of little big planet

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i miss LBP

fluid heron
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lbp 2 is like most of my childhood memories

quartz ridge
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old death runs map on it were fun

fluid heron
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Making giant cock rockets and flinging them into orbit

spring quail
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i miss when there was more than one ratchet and clank release per decade

fluid heron
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That and black ops 1 and 2 and now Activision can't make a single fucking good game

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Fuck every black ops after 3

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And after the original modern warfare trilogy

lucid oasis
fluid heron
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Modern warfare 2019 was pretty alright

lucid oasis
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Sony paid ALOT of money

fluid heron
lucid oasis
fluid heron
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It wasn't even the console showcase

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It was just the controller

spring quail
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slightly wrong edit of the image but still

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here we go

deep topaz
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does anyone have a recommendation for a PS2-like controller that I can use on PC

fluid heron
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GTA 6 better be fucking good

deep topaz
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I want to be able to play my emulated PS2 games

spring quail
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idk about pressure sensitivity, good luck with that. look at 3rd parties like guilikit or 8bitdo idk

fluid heron
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I only ever owned a ps3

spring quail
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you can plug and play instantly with a ps4 controller

deep topaz
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Xbox losers with their weird controllers can go die

spring quail
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it'll autodetect and automap when you go to the controllers screen on pcsx2

lucid oasis
fluid heron
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I can barely play on controller because I built a pc

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I was cracked on the sticks at some point

lucid oasis
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I only use my controller for flying games or driving in games that arent primarily about driving(GTA, Cyberpunk, ect)

fluid heron
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I only pay for game pass to play some retarded game with my friends every once in a while

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forza I was using controller

lucid oasis
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Forza 🤢

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Dogshit

spring quail
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you would be retarded to not use a controller for a driving game

lucid oasis
spring quail
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forza horizon 5 is anal chunks cereal

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i hope 6 redeems

fluid heron
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everything that isn't dark souls or fucking monsters hunter I'm using m and k

spring quail
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also fuck you im jealous

fluid heron
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Dark souls with pc controls is barely playable

lucid oasis
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Moza R12, fancy pedals, the handbrake that can also work as a sequential shifter, the fancy shifter, cockpit, UW oled monitor

spring quail
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are you a 6th dimensional eldritch being?

fluid heron
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That shit is hot ass on mouse and keyboard

spring quail
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that you can manage to barely play dark souls 1 with kb/m?

lucid oasis
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"Noise"

fluid heron
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Autocorrect

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Why it corrected to noise

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don't know

deep topaz
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best part about playing DS on kbm is randomly inputting the kick button

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which you will never do on purpose

fluid heron
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eldritch controls

deep topaz
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and can never perform consistently

fluid heron
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need a 12th degree in masonry to get used to that shit

spring quail
deep topaz
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keyword is kbm

fluid heron
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Monster hunter m and k controls are straight ass too

lucid oasis
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Monster Hunter lmao

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who actually plays that dogshit

fluid heron
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me fucker

fluid heron
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Fucking love monster hunter

deep topaz
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I'll just get one of these

lucid oasis
deep topaz
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cheaper and probably works fine

fluid heron
spring quail
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the gamesir

little mirage
fluid heron
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God gamesir controlled are hot ass

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wow hall effect sticks and everything else is fucking terrible

deep topaz
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it's either gamesir or these that have even worse reviews

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I am not buying this abomination

fluid heron
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That's that shit they piloted that submarine with

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buy a PS4 controller or something

spring quail
deep topaz
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I ain't buying a $60 controller just to play a couple PS2 games

spring quail
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you might use it for other shit who knows

fluid heron
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bros not dedicated to buying shit you will never use

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fake gamer

lucid oasis
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This will be my next controller

spring quail
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i have a controller for every emulator except dreamcast

fluid heron
deep topaz
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this implies that shrimp are worse than lobster, which is untrue

fluid heron
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Oh damn zomboid build 42 multiplayer out

spring quail
# fluid heron

this is how the guy i know that has the laser shark and punk tweety bird tattoos acts

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and hes 31

fluid heron
deep topaz
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what

fluid heron
high wing
deep topaz
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yes but both are good in different ways

spring quail
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i don't understand the ew bugs crowd and then they'll go eat shrimp and lobster and crab

grave bronze
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@sage rover wait a damn minute

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I KNOW YOU

high wing
spring quail
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hes one of them goddamn o'driscolls

fluid heron
grave bronze
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I HAVENT SEEN THIS MOTHERFUCKING IN THREE YEARS

fluid heron
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those people piss me off

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Catch me eating fried bluegill fins

spring quail
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i grew up on the florida coast yet im not a seafood person

spring quail
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like i'll eat fried cod or pollock

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anything else? ehugghf

fluid heron
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Flounder and redfish

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Absolutely goated

high wing
spring quail
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my mom forced me to eat baked salmon growing up and i thought it was nasty and that's how all fish be

visual stirrup
fluid heron
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I don't even like salmon

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Catfish better

spring quail
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oh yeah ill also eat tuna

visual stirrup
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catfish is awful

fluid heron
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Catfish is great

spring quail
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catfish a southern food

drifting mantle
fluid heron
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I'ma southerner

spring quail
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never get between a cajun boy and his fried catfish

fluid heron
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fuck with my catfish and cornbread istg

high wing
little mirage
fluid heron
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Crab is such a pain in the ass to get into

spring quail
# drifting mantle The fuck?

guilikit king kong pro 3 for xbox/snes/gba/ds/3ds, dualshock 4 for ps1/2/p, gamecube for gamecube, n64 for n64

little mirage
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I ate bugs. They are usually fried tho

fluid heron
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I fuck with clams oysters and molusks too

visual stirrup
spring quail
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seal with jb weld and flex seal spray

high wing
fluid heron
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People who drive a fuck ass lifted truck are always gae

little mirage
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The worst cringe has to be the street fighter cast

fluid heron
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bonus points if they have underglow

little mirage
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Ego overboard

spring quail
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his license plate says DADSMNY

fluid heron
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everyone I've ever kicked out of my workplace has driven a lifted truck

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always fucking losers

fluid heron
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restaurant

little mirage
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Even worse lmao

spring quail
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kektimus prime

fluid heron
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I do not work there anymore

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So I don't kick people out

little mirage
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Im assuming they sexual harass the workers?

spring quail
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or loud and annoying

fluid heron
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The latter

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loud and fucking annoying

little mirage
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Its so bizzare how people just have the confidence to be retarded like that

fluid heron
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And won't leave the fucking premise

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and when I kick them out every in the establishment starts clapping

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Type of shit

little mirage
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Working at a supermarket and getting casually harassed always bewildered me even when its common

fluid heron
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and I'm going to stop there before I start talking about a certain race of people who always come in with a shitty attitude

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And just make it miserable

pale ingot
pale ingot
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loserrr

fluid heron
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Because they come into a small southern town expecting everyone to be racist

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They ain't wrong

little mirage
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Join the nebulous fleet command discord

fluid heron
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I do it work now and I'm very happy

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pc parts are the only thing that make me happy

spring quail
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i like guns

little mirage
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Better work more to get that ram

fluid heron
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Guns are nice too

spring quail
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might quit amazon to work at smith and wesson

fluid heron
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fuck ai

deep topaz
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nebulous fleet command is so cool but I'm not autistic enough

fluid heron
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Fucking hate ai with all my heart

little mirage
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Game too complex and cool but the outcome is not worth it.

deep topaz
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because of aforementioned autism

grave bronze
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im upset about arc raiders winning anything

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its an enjoyable game

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but it uses generative AI

little mirage
spring quail
#

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00:00 1. Sub Aqua
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little mirage
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The worst type

fluid heron
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Arc raiders wasn't even supposed to be an extraction shooter until 6 months till release

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Because they realized the pve fucking sucked

drifting mantle
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Just looked at the game awards... The fuck is Expedition 33 even about?
Shit's better than Baldurs Gate 3 it seems

spring quail
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i love these ps1 type album covers

spring quail
little mirage
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Nothing pissed me off more than highguard

fluid heron
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my friend keeps wanting me to play expedition 33 I'm never gonna play it

spring quail
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wtf is a highguard

visual stirrup
little mirage
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Creators of titanfall and apex. Independent studio.

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And its just concord

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Cockord

fluid heron
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They'll do anything but drop Titanfall 3

drifting mantle
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But it even stole KCD2's spot.
So.. More like the Abysmal Dogshit Awards

fluid heron
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Fuck is Kenshi gott

spring quail
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the agenda against singleplayer games

little mirage
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I didnt want titanfall 3 because of EA and how they'll destroy it. But when they said independent

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Geof should be gored

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He basically broke my guard

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Lured me

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Then did evil thing to me in street corner with that

fluid heron
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Goty is how much you can bribe geoff

spring quail
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the real goty is the games we bought along the way

grave bronze
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half life 3 was the goty

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Trust

little mirage
fluid heron
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Abiotic doesn't stand a fucking chance

little mirage
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It doesnt because of its influence and only that

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I expect it to win lots of steam awards

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Or atleast one or two

spring quail
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i dont think i have a goty this year

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i didnt play any 2025 games

fluid heron
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everythings been fucking ass

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nothing should win

drifting mantle
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Goty is KCD2 period

fluid heron
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Theres no elden ring no God of war

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Just hot ass

spring quail
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elden ring was dark souls 2 2 for me

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i didnt like it that much

little mirage
#

You got more asian combat games that all look and play the same

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All of them just look like wukong games

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Tho i know ninja gaiden

fluid heron
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The fact donkey Kong bananza is even on the running shows it's just who can dump the most money

little mirage
deep topaz
little mirage
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Over sonic

fluid heron
# deep topaz

I watched that fucking movie I was so confused the whole time

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shit was just weird

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Actual worst year for gaming

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Nothing good came out

spring quail
#

armored core expansion dlc never

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armored core 7 never

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mecha genre dead in the water yet again

fluid heron
#

God Titanfall was so good

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Still fucking good

grave bronze
#

i genuinely think apex killed any chance of Titanfall 3

fluid heron
#

It did

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Shit all over the great movement and made it into a br

deep topaz
upper gulch
prisma quartz
lucid oasis
deep topaz
#

this will have to do

upper gulch
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why not just buy a real ps3 controller!!!

deep topaz
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because ones that aren't cheap chinese shit are more expensive

upper gulch
#

true

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could get on ebay for cheaper maybe

lucid oasis