#🎪bruh-fart
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i only used reddit to call PVE tarrkov players retarded
me and my friends have folders on our pcs dedicated to us saying some wild shit lol
Reading comprehension sth sth but k
One of my best friends actually has a whole ass folder dedicated to memes about my messages

tf did i miss?
this channel is funny to tab into every once in a while cause it’ll be some crazy shit being said every time
without fail
Anyway
the draco picture is me decrying racist stereotypes
that someone else posted
.
I know but I had to catch your username
how did i not see that you were a woman sooner
i think i just categorized you as gae or smth
same thing
I am 
worst of both worlds
It's very worrisome that you don't differentiate those two
This one is a banger tho
IT WAS ABOUT BOOKS
alriiiiiiiiiiight


very few people know this
cant a man joke around oncein a while
but it was actually menace's grandma in the famous BLANK, KEEP MOVING, THIS IS A BLANK NEIGHBOURHOOD
You're coming out of the closet?
Alright, at this point I will know when we reached the tipping point in this channel by checking the mod-logs to see who was muted

that's my sign to go wash the dishes
i wonder what the implications are for this
what game is that
fuuuuuck
weird name for a game
it's the continuation of sex with hitler 2
ALRIGHT
THIS WWAWS ABOUT A NAMIBIAN POLITICIAN
WHOSE NAME IS "ADOLF HITLER UUNONA"
if all your screenshots are slander
you alrready lost
where are my fries xal
at the mcdonalds job application office
you should go down there
see whats up
wdym
it's a cute frog giving you a grape juice
you mean the dangerous anti semetic frog
woah pepe isnt anti semetic
hes just a symbol used by 4channers and whatnot
WRONG
also the fucking pepe they use is so good
ahahahaha
i cant sent it here
dude you are citing the ADL

yeah its a great cite for all things anti semetic
thats where i get study my tactics
the adl is like 50% actual anti semeitc stuff 50% made up stuff
when looking at the hate-symbols resources, it's 90% made up shit
ahahahaha true
the NAACP whose entire thing is protecting black americans from racist cops say the same exact shit
ALRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT
theres also jewish pepes aswell like lets not ignore that
this reminds me of the "things like showing up on time, hard work etc are white supremacist tropes"
theres also racist pepes of arabs and blacks but that doesn't mean its an anti black or anti arab thing
There's like 50 different swastika resources, my brother in christ, one would've sufficed
OOOOOOH
i just got it
one sec
i have a meme
@nikita buyanov
holy fuck scroll dowwn to the bottom
theres even better ones
@stone blade https://bindingofisaacrebirth.wiki.gg/wiki/Jera
Runes
Hagalaz
Jera
Ehwaz
Dagaz
Ansuz
Perthro
Berkano
Algiz
Blank Rune
Black Rune
Rune Shard
Jera is an unlockable rune.

what

I can't look at Browning Auto-5s cause they remind me of Kurt Cobain
do not post white supremacist nazi symbols, thank you very much
@quartz ridge found you
noose for black people
jews most affected

way to steal one's thunder
I’m going to bed for real now

have you never had a connect the dotts puzzle
Let me know if you all find out if cowboy hats are antisemitism
black lives matter
cool and based
white lives matter
racial supremacists
all lives matter
immediate conversations about which ones matter more on twitter
shit is peak retarded to watch lmao
"BLACK LIVES MATTER"
"no, all lives matter"
"so you hate black people and want them to die?"
pretty much how that conversation would go lmao
but this one gotta be the funniest of them all
the biggest gaslight by 4chan of all time
literally searching for something that isn't there lmao
the white power symbol is done with 2 hands btw
i don't even know how they came up with that lmao

they did it because the popular ok hand sign game was going on simultaneously
where you would flash the ok sign by your waist
and if someone looks at it
you hit them in the shoulder
everyone in my school knew it at the time
and 4chan just said "lets trick them into thinking this is nazi shit"
Yeah I know about that game but I didn't know that it was the origin of 4chan basically making a meme out of it
I don't even know how they hit the media constantly with the random shit they come up with
i am not whitelisted by the ADL
i cant post the source that it's made up by 4chan

@eager igloo DID YOU SEND THEM THE EDITED SCREENSHOTS
blacklisted huh

I didnt edit anything
That operation name is pretty on point with what they wanted to achieve lmao
Maybe cut them in disingenuous manner
Fucking retards missed the blatant opportunity to name it "Operation: O-KKK"
that would go fucking ALL IN
- that's editing
- you literally blocked words out
my shoulder would hurt after i went home
into you
uhuh

this sounds like 10x gei bro
"WHO MADE THAT MESS"
" 👏🏿 YOU 👏🏿 DID 👏🏿 KING"
rip
they made my boy a hate symbol
that's why wwe love him
we love pepe and apu
there is a guy
like a trader
whjen you first talk to him
he gifts you a rope
and he says
a reddit reel of screenshots counts
If you would consult my collage of twitter posts please
I luv USA
The evidence is right there
cool it with the anti semetic remarks

another bl2 start
i just seen one 5 minutes ago
open profile
not playing

AHAHAH
AGAIN

@narrow lotus bruh you can see the price rice over the years
and the games only got more shitty
what are we paying for? graphics?
shareholders?
Yeah like bl3 already lost me halfway and i didnt even know when 4 was released
I forget borderlands 4 was a new entry
holy shit 3000 sims currency for bl4
sims currency trades better than rubles
how do you say "fuck this" in simlish
Y'all old af
IM NUCLEAAAAAAR
IM PAYING TO SEE RANDY
I LOVE RANDY PITCHFORD
GREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
he was the girl in the videos on randy's flashdrive
Sir, put the knife down
так и знал, что сухой по правой теме, вы тут все фашики
boooooooooo go back to tumblr fucking loser
HO HO HO ALL MY FRIENDS ARE JOLLY MERRY CHRISTMAS!!
damn they found breast?
drop the money
My cats turn into a racoon when they meet other random animals
Something like this
AYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
26M views
alriiight
Xalrider will ignore
able animeposting if you inquire him about his weight
playstation network my beloved 
Kevin is a kid 1st grade
Kevin noticed the video i put on Youtube was AI made
Be like Kevin

If he stopped watching immediately then yeah
i have so many questions

Because Iedy supports total clanker supremacy
Oh hey
PS3 was the last console with free online
Don't make jokes about that, @river zealot
bye chat
:)
russian roulette with 5 chambers loaded still has a chance to not fire
But you're iedy's bitch so

i remember playing bioshock 2 multiplayer on my ps3
shit was heat
It had multiplayer?
yeahp
Huh.
cod style gameplay
Eh
Protected by the Oligarchy
was terrible compared to today’s standards but i loved it when i was younger
#☢чат-сталкеров-ru-ua users get muted instantly for it 
So this is your verbal warning
Also the shot composer's fucking stupid in that article lmao
"aryan heritage verified, applying discount"


He's Hitler's top guy
surely you jest
you know how shitty discord ai bans are
i wouldnt try it
I don't
sound got banned for mentioning a 1 digit number
thats how bad it is
this makes no sense
let me add context
that makes it sound worse than it is
he joked that he was
how do i say it without getting fucked by it
there's absolutely some context because otherwise there'd be everyone banned by now
A one digit number? Like 5?
he jokingly said that he was young
Dafuq
(higher ups on their islands do)
Discords 1984 rule enforcment
Just don't bring up kids in general. Ban them and their mention from the Internet all together 
Finally, Peace
it's annoying to know that not only everything on discord is monitored, but could turn into a ban because a barely coherent shit clanker thought you're saying something not allowed in cool corpo space
not, like, for saying actual corpo-upsetting shit, but because clanker "thought" you said it
extra insult to injury
Meanwhile people can still post literal pedo content and don't get immedeatly slapped by Discord 
But you joke once about your age, Instant ban 
wtf
I don't even wanna know
you'd think discord would just make that hash algorithm or whatever is the fucking name of the thing blood did, but whole platform wide
Twitter people leaking into Discord 
but I guess it's expensive and not at all profitable so fuck you, enjoy pedos and psychos
Would require people with brains (like blood)
And Discord can't have that


it works, does it not? 
@naive bison
Oooops! We got another data breach! Sorry guys!
im only pinging him because he does it too
he does what too 
Christmas songs but they have AI animations
but why?
No idea it was top 1 in trending
@narrow lotus smash or pass?
Clankers are winning
Im good man

looks like someone already did smash
with that missing tooth, somebody already smashed 
I mean shes british
why are we executing the master chief and why is it just "Hideo Kojima"
The storys true btw, i was the dude
yes
Its quite simple
the foot enjoyer himself
I would even buy a digital ticket or however that ridiculous extortion is called to watch geoff get gored by a wild boar that ran onto the stage
pretty sure that's the tidy looking guy with dead eyes and a big smile that hosts the show
Oh, dont know him
Id smoke a Hitler pack yeah
Saw a post about someone getting north korean cigarettes
The pack looks so uncanny
You got the image?
Cigs straight from the 90s 
They are kind of baller though
@river zealot
Amerifats and europoors could never achieve a similiar vibe
"WHITE RAPPER"
Yeah now you can cosplay washed up Famine
this look like slim "women" cigs that barely have any nicotine in it
because they are
either that or there's like 8 cigarettes in there
I was asked by a younger kid if i can buy smokes for him
Didnt have the heart to tell him that i dont carry an id card on myself since i dont smoke.
even lung poison is sparse amh
i know that cigarette package form factor because those are pretty much the only ones you were able to find in romania
I once encountered the opposite of that in armenian genocide land
regular sized cig, but even longer
I never thought there could be XXL cancer pack but there it was
Without Nicot-? HEY JIMMY! Give me a pack of cigarettes with nothin'!
Elokuvasta Uuno Turhapuro armeijan leivissä (1984)
Like this?
So what did you say
"We'll see."
Thats a gey ass answer
Just say no
Was standing at the cashier next to a guy
Not older than me
Bro REEKED of cigs
He only bought a pack of wipes
Were you the kid who asked chaplain for cigs? Tf?
Artem mad he got a non-answer
cummies in your tummy
Artem wants that cigar but he looks like a 14 year old unfed twink

Meanwhile i had a beard at 16
bearded twink
I could have bought a car and nobody would ask me anything
so, just flop!
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@tidal trellis before you start your pointless whining, you and iedy are kin!
you should get him into watching hazbin hotel
I watched the other one with swears and overly used sex jokes
Helluva boss or whatever
Helluva
The what now wha
both mid
Guh?
damn you two really are kin
!lock
twink out @tidal trellis
✅ Locked down 🎪jollyfart
✅ Unlocked 🎪jollyfart.
never goon

📚 jolly
A day out from work, [ostensibly] on some kind of work-based [mission] but [actually] just going for a laugh.
We went to [the National] [Gallery] to do some research - that was nice [little] jolly!
Man
Had to shave because i was looking like a child predator
I was about to start gambling
I'll have to bring it up with my other 2 friends then we'll have to schedule when we'll go through season 1 then 2 again 
And we're already halfway through season 2
the hunter becomes prey
child-sized child predator
everyone involved is very confused
With what money you lost it all
Kids just asked me why i laugh
Its perfect camo
I cant man
Ahahahhaha
Mf is in brainfart while teaching class
Just kill them now tbh
you can just start with convincing iedy to watch it and invite him to join your online femboy club later
3 minutes left until break i am generous God
how many of them are currently huffing the shit out of a vape while you aren't looking @narrow lotus
don't be so desperate flop, have some class
None
In this school
they don't understand the things i want for christmas, brother merry christmas
Random eastern european child posting something on gamma and seeing his teacher crack up
cigarettes?
Still surprising that iedy is a teacher of all things
No, they dont do that vause we have cameras here
That's for Iedy to decide to watch, not me
smh
I'm not gonna force him smh
in the class?
Plus I think he likes helluva boss more than hazbin it seems
Teacher can't say shit cause he posts goon in brainfart
You just can't prove it
Which is fair 
Yes
didnt have those when i was in scool
@narrow lotus How many of your students have you kidnapped into here
Okay back to practicing songs I go 
when iedy is fully busy with his phone is the best lessons for them, they get to read books and do their homework instead of listening to his shitty ahh explanations or worse, his jokes
class smelled of smoke like 50% of the time every break
grokstein island
Iedy confiscating all goon material from students 
History of brainfart
To answer your unseen question
Space navy is Gay⬆️⬆️⬆️⬆️4
What lessons we can get from being too retarded and so on
Ok that makes sense
"students, I've confiscated no gooning materials this week from you
I am very disappointed"
I mean 4 people stuck in a metal container for weeks on end makes that happen
Ive seen it
That's math notation, young man
you'd need just five minutse
I would never
Getting attracted to straight guys is gae
it's okay bruno
no straights allowed in the military

I wish, all we had was brotherly love for eachother bzeek
Nothing more
brotherly wank in the showers every now and then
Granted in the combat engineers that we trained with for a while there were 2 gae guys who got Bullied enough to either get sent out of the army or sent to a different company
But as we heard from the other ones they fucked on and off base so eh
Good riddance
finally
just when I thought the imaginary army of imaginary country of Finland has no proper bullying and is all so tidy and proper
Oh no, like everyone goes to the army so there are people from all walks of life and so on
Its kind of rng what sort of people you get
Inb4 youre actually a high ranking officer in psychological operations
first ever school shootings of russia were actually army shootings
when yet another victim of constant bullying just took a gun and popped his bullies
or they kill themselves
or try to run away
Is full metal jacket actually based on the russian army?
there are other themes present in fullmetal jacket
whut
the only theme present in russian army is of being trained to be a submissive man
either to officers or to bullies or both
I thought it was the US army???
and then you get to tell everyone army made you a man
Yeah youd be suprised, their command structure and language is suprisingly similiar
And all the scenes in vietnam is of them being volunteers on the side of the vietnamese fighting against americans

Ah
if you take major payne movie and remove all the parts where he slowly becomes more compassionate and understanding and leave just bullying and make it worse and with actual beatings and abuse
I'm sure all brainfarters are not that dumb
Oh 
Now i get it
oh hey and now dry jokes too, how jolly
What's the actual goal from Escape from Tarkov?
It's in the name
worsen your anger issues and financially support some russian game devs
(didn't expect artem to be into that ngl)
I made 400K today from selling medical items to therapist. Two raids. 400k made 🤑
bought it before the war
cant get me for that
you were supposed to hate russians before the war too, silly artyom
they took dombabve and lugansk by then
suck big nikita
just a little
crooked!
just like us!
because we're siblings, you and I
we can rule this city together, spider man
or we can fight like dogs
Based JD Vance
1984
All roads lead to it
"Huh, wonder who that's for"
wouldn't you be curious if you stumble into a house called "HAL's death house"?
No
Did anyone win
Bz11k would go there with overwhelming joy
germans are so dull smh
my opp has arrived
Some streamers did escape
You're too old to be saying that
I think Tigz has escaped
zip it twin I'm fresh
67 or whatever the kids say nowadays yes
sixty seveeeeeeeen
Sat at the dinner table hearing my brother explain 67 lore to my parents
German jokes are rare but efficient
there's lore?
wasn't the whole thing being just a consensus of young people to make it funny?
Yeah kinda
But it's funny seeing my little brother try to make up a reason why it's funny
So metapostmodernist
It spiraled from one kid making the gesture & telling "six seven" into a camera at some football game or smth.
yelling*
world is doomed we need the great meme reset
I can confirm busy is a young soul
Here he is getting some sparkling water
says the guy who probably has those still standing around in his pathologic 2 ass country

I remember phone boxes
there you go, I haven't even seen one myself

tell us more about your youth granny
im shocked how similar that is to bosnian word for sparkling water
gazirana voda
You would never believe it
You'd never believe
True
I definitely won't believe ancient polish pyraminds but you can certainly try
only pyramids in europe are bosnian pyramids
Mysh still uses wall mounted rotary phones
your telegram shit is not opening

It's just two fox shaped skunks
its playing for me
Discord is super shit rn
what the fuck telegram ever does to the files
i cant believe gork broke his own rules about discussing piracy 💔
it doesent work
gonk did what??, ??!!

Foxes are trying to domesticate themselves but it won’t change the fact they fucking reek
pirating gamma 600 times
grok loses 5 zillion brouzoufs
nothing selection can't fix
Grown ass men🩷
QRT: tamafiend
Standing in nutcracker reading the notes that show all the mercs handwriting

mat_picmip -10 next time please
what is this profile man 😭
Dunno, Twitter innit
People are allowed to crush on the mercs
well more gae porn but still
how would this work with the spy
I was sitting at home when @simple ore told me gamma is pirate
"No"
Spussy
Ammo packs? You mean health packs. A scout is pathologically forced to take a health kit if they miss even a single point of health
idk having a self insert and multiple drawings is weird at best
killing myself
You've not seen weird
You can’t escape the pain so easily
Weaklings tbf
Post link for stream of it
The Ultimate Lifeform lives off of 1HP
Also wait why are you asking how it'd work, Spy isn't real 
but how can you be a lesbian
and have multiple artworks of you and the spy
it dont make a lick a sense
ask him
Doesn't have to, it's fun
i doubt it's for fun
considering the whole profile
half life 3 confirmed?
today
holy hell
HL2OF2 today
half life 3 featuring adrian shepherd
can we speedrun through the series and release half life 6 and end it on a bad note
i will cancel you bzeek
you wish
HL3 is five minutes from now
HALF LIFE 3.. SOON!
delusional fools
hopeful individuals
copeful
you just live in misery
aint nothing based about tyranny
No, we live in GAMMA. Misery is the inferior mod
naw misery is cool
plus they are to different to compare gamma is anomaly with 500 mods and misery is harder cop
DOUG DIMMADOME, OWNER OF THE DIMSDALE DIMMADOME, HAS PASSED AWAY
it's so funny how misery haters now suddenly love misery cause gamma exists lmao
these retards will cope to kingdom come
66 is young man
footage of child-sized child predator artyom
NOOOO HE DIED

Fr haha
Remember, this is a good guy. Probably.
hey man don't shame the drip
Пятки поднял, район потерял
haven't you figured out you're in a slavic neighborhood?
I am an American mongrel, it is policy for me to insist you speak my language instead of learning yours
Ладно, терпи
better start learning soon before catching these suka
securing 40% of the world's dram supply is absolute madness.
Sam Altman's OpenAI secretly executed a massive deal with Samsung and Sk Hynix on oct 1st.
this single move has triggered a 156% price hike in DDR5 ram and caused a severe global shortage.
here is the impact on the hardware landscape.
1. The Price Shock.
ddr5 ram prices spiked 156% in less than a month.
lead times for some oems are now stretching to dec 2026.
the market was already fragile with low safety stocks, and this wiped it out.
2. The Strategic Blockade.
this is not just procurement; it is a weapon.
by cornering the raw wafer supply, they are effectively starving competitors in the ai race.
no hardware, no compute.
3. The Industry Ripple.
every industry relying on high-performance memory is now vulnerable.…

someone hire bitcoin assassins
AI market businessmen should be rounded up, lined up before a wall and shot
Oh
Sam Altman may be the smartest retard on the planet. Let me explain...
Oct he contracted 40% of DRAM supply until 2029 with Hynix & Samsung. DRAM prices have 🚀400%+ since then.
OpenAI has no $ left, hence a gov bailout request.
Nuclear option, if he goes down they all go down.
QRT: FinanceLancelot
Sam Altman is asking the Trump administration for an OpenAI government bailout.
He's immediately out of money

Oh well, hope my PC lasts the next 5 years
problem is, he'll most likely get the bailout
he will get money even if it aint from us again
Yeah, he will
too many ppl in power are trying to make sure ai sticks around
but if it ends up being too much money? i hope the fall is spectacular and we never hear of him again
In 2022, Kazuki Takahashi — the creator of Yu-Gi-Oh! — drowned off the coast of Okinawa while trying to save a woman, her child, and a U.S. soldier who were trapped in a violent rip current.
Witnesses watched him jump into six-foot waves and swim toward the struggling swimmers as the water twisted into a whirlpool. The soldier ultimately pulled the victims to safety, but Takahashi was overtaken by the current and vanished beneath the surf.
His body was found two days later still in snorkeling gear, and investigators confirmed he died during the rescue attempt.

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Hey hey!
who's there
I'm practicing songs, go away!
reminder
while panic and bystander effect are bad, jumping in without any relevant training is rarely helpful
the stories about guys who died while trying to help rarely make the news and spread around the internet for you to see them. They probably outnumber the stories about things going well.
apparently, firefighters protest against the trope of "hero runs into burning building to save person/thing"
for exactly this reason
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I can't see what falcobot posted again
bot is broken son of a bitch
except if you're german
then you're obliged by law to help, for some reason
I'm singing, go away!!!
even when he's enjoying gae acapella with his twink friends, flop can't fight the temptation to answer pings
good samaritan laws?
those are kinda based, but they rely on """"common sense""""
📚 er
a space-filling [meaningless] word, synonym for um
a [response] that what [someone else] said was dubious in some way.
er, [I don't know].
er, yeaaaaah, [if you say so]...
listen dog, if I'm in a car crash and my spine is broken, I don't want any good samaritan to help me
only a certified professional
Was weiß er schon?
@drifting mantle
do you learn not to move people who may have damaged their spines for your driving test or anything?
Guh ?
I'd heard that a few times growing up
What do u want!! 
📚 guh
What [you say] [when you] rack up $100,000 in debt in [30 seconds].
"[infinite] [leverage], [free money], can't go tits up"
"...-GUH"
Gammacon announcement ? Who will be here too ?
Nothing I'm just guhing you 
also, great news gang
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skyrim for your tesla, skyrim for your stupid smart fridge
skyrim for your smart watch
Skyrim for Busy's pacemaker
I'm practicing songs
shoo
todd's gonna port Skyrim to the Golden Throne 28,000 years from now
skyrim for your twink
skyrim for your dog
we're going to port skyrim on a single-celled organism rather than try to make another half-decent game!
No, we learn to check if the guy is concious and talk with him. If he's not, we check breathing and heart beat. Then put him in the stable position.
If he doesn't breath, we get him the ol' heart massage
No mention of spines at all
did two shades of green that seemed to work better than all other colors
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You try to save the guy
that's why you actually need a gun in germania
to keep away the samaritans when you're injured
couple of warning shots and they gonna piss off
Sir, this isn't America 
yet!
okay
here in the states, not moving the casualty when you suspect that their spine has been injured is something we hear a lot.
"If there's no immediate risk to their life, don't remove them from the car." Is the only real practical part of that
You don't get in a world of debt, when people get you to a Hospital

there are three constants in the universe
Who needs a gun when you get IG metal lol
death, taxes and skyrim being ported to every new platform
maybe germans don't have a spine
hehe
Interesting, no we don't get that teached in Germany
We just rip the dude out
Very funny
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you are being rescued, do not resist
It's the German way
there was a case where a girl's friends moved her unconscious body from the car because they saw smoke coming from under the hood and were worried the car might explode. She was some sort variety of -palegic after the accident.
that is the only specific case of this that comes to mind. and who even knows if her friends are to blame.
do not approach or enter any car in germany, noted
Do not go to Berlin either
if I wanted to be robbed by shady looking souterners I'd just go to my local railway station, it's closer
or Romania, it's probably cheaper
Just hop back and forth on the Romanian border
Oh hey animal abuse account gif
That's a thing BTW
That channel/account posts these bunnies lying on their back and eating, and every time you open comments and it's all "Oh by the way this bunny is fucking terrified"
Or getting diabetes from strawberries
I've heard that human cultivated fruits are too sweet for wild animals to eat consistently
animals in zoos can get bad teeth for exactly that reason
not wild animals
all animals
I'm glad there's certified experts in every comment making sure to reveal the truth
Eh, I wonder if American produce is more dangerous than most
(that one thread aside where a guy listed off why American foods are banned in the EU)
not from the selection, I don't think, but some train spilling liquid canceraids on them every couple months sure is not helping
probably not any different because america doesnt grow their own produce for most of it
AS AN AMERICAN, I ENJOY PUTTING CANCERAIDS ON MY HOT DOGS AND BURGERS
so it isnt american produce
Americans wash their chickens with chlorine
But then also don't treat them for salmonella?
KETCHUP
MUSTARD
RELISH
CANCERAIDS
How do they fuck up relish 
There was a time when western media would regularly portray the death penalty in China for heavy corruption as a human rights violation. But that narrative quickly got shot to hell when their audience back home not only praised it, but wanted it implemented in their own countries.
So now they barely report on it at all, lest the people get any more ideas. 😅
QRT: Currentreport1
BREAKING:China has executed Bai Tianhui, a former manager at China Huarong International Holdings Ltd, for accepting more than $156 million in bribes.
it's impressive salmonella even survives all the drugs, chemicals and herbicides that are dumped on the chicken intentionally and accidentally

except you just fucking know that if the americanoids adopt that shit, it's gonna be biden and his gang electrocuted around the clock, and not any criminals
if
fiif
as if the use of it in china isn't mostly that
while Trump is going to court over stealing the fucking Sun, but the case is quickly dropped despite all the evidence
assuming china doesnt make these charges up
All of congress would be shot for taking aipac money
for sure for that
Bernie Sanders would be the last man standing
billions of political enemies of winnie the pooh, blessed be his reign
atomized and fed to pigs
i lowkey want to find the person who thought that adding calculus into the final exams of fucking high school is a good idea
and make him bite the curb
Calculate the integral mf
Lithuanian Calculus Y
I can't say my disposition to calculus because it immediately vacated my mind after I was done with education
"Lietuvos skaičiavimas f'(x)"
arithmetics are very useful in life, but that other advanced occult shit is just some abstract trash to fill the head
i genuinely wanted to fucking kill myself after i saw that i got a 3/10 after studying every day for it
40minutes to an hour
a fucking day
wasted
dx/dy innit
I almost got kicked out of uni because of probability theory, that I do remember
DID THR BUBBLE FINALLY CRASH?
FUCK YES
No
barely passed it, still no idea what was the fucking point of it all
Aw
i hate this faux "this government is against corruption"
in most cases, probably including this one, it means he was executed for not being corrupt in ways government wanted him to be
it's hilarious to pretend the chinese government is against corruption

americans will gobble it up dw
JUST SAYING

deport mf's who dickride foreign governments
Oh I don't pretend, but the sentiment about "not sharing with the west" is funny
Oh hey they're copying Kazakhstan
wow they must really like him :)
tf is going on in your country since the riots in 2021?
you sorta popped up and disappeared
Oh no don't worry, the first president didn't get to serve for life
we send hasan piker to palestine
send him to turkey
one lifetime bozo replaced by another
Tokayev got voted in
And then supposedly the first president caused the riots?
Unsure really
he is the Mr. "Crimea belongs to Turkey"
no he said turkish government will kill him
didnt he say both at some point
he said "annexation of crimea by russia is an entirely justifiable act"
and his fucking reasoning is even funnier
cause "le azov"
no, cause russian people live there
He said it belongs to the greeks more than ukrainians
actually it belong to me
just me
actual shitpost political opinions

istg his political opinions on eastern europe would get him roughed up here
he is just a zoomer Noam Chomsky
that's how all western communists are
hasan "if you wanna look at a conflict in the middle east, and you wanna be correct, and moral, find out who the western forces are. NEVER ALLIGN WITH THE WESTERN FORCES" piker
his politics are entirely "america bad"
dickride the soviet union
eastern europeans are ungrateful brats who rebelled
that's it
and then it's a flowchart frrom there
Literally Noam Chomsky
hasan "america won the cold war, unfortunately"

he went to czechia and told it to their faces
then he was escorted out with guards protecting him p sure
@tidal trellis strain your abs more, you sound like a squirrel giving birth
ngl if i was one of the people i'd fling a fucking glass bottle at his head
i disavow
are you fucking sexting flop rn
SO IVE HEARD
Wha huh HUH?!
Gross!
This is unwarranted!



