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deep topaz
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I think people fundamentally don't understand why cats like to lay in or on certain things

solar coral
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but yes cats like turkey pans

deep topaz
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They like your scent being on the item

solar coral
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cold and

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scratchy

deep topaz
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So if you want them to sleep on something, rub yourself on it

deep topaz
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They're like small girlfriends. They want something that smells like you

solar coral
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i wonder if I sprayed my cologne on a cat bed if my cat would sleep on it

high wing
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new warframe update raaaaah

deep topaz
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If you have that on when you're around your cat, possibly

solar coral
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my cat just sleeps in a rock 24/7 tho

high wing
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and it wont let me update raaaaaaaaaaaah

deep topaz
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But they like your body odor

solar coral
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and on their basking rock

heady crow
high wing
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@sage rover warframe update today

eager igloo
solar coral
eager igloo
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No

solar coral
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kill myself?

eager igloo
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Yes

toxic sundial
deep topaz
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Literally just rub your arms on a cat bed

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Maybe a little armpit

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Your face too

eager igloo
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Freaky

solar coral
solar coral
heady crow
eager igloo
simple ore
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guess im the only normal one

solar coral
simple ore
solar coral
spring quail
placid sail
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you need a certain mix of confidence and ingratiation to pull it off properly, and she did it so well that she managed to use power word: chocolate bar even with grumpy security guys who usually demand alcohol

little mirage
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this is what duty and freedomers do after bitching about mercs

primal rapids
primal rapids
little mirage
solar breach
solar breach
# spring quail

Me dumping two rusty slugs I found in a barrel full of a mystery fluid into the local wild territory mercs

toxic sundial
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Except ecologists

primal rapids
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Ecologist is the most safe and boring choice and we’re going to make fun of you for being a NEEEEERD

toxic sundial
simple ore
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in cs you help freedom fuck mercs

toxic sundial
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I remember when mercenary became the beloved faction coincidentally right when they were the easiest to play

simple ore
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mercs are loved by cagtards and tarkov refugees

spring quail
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i like mercs in gamma because i kill them and get good loot sometimes

pseudo robin
simple ore
drifting mantle
spring quail
primal rapids
placid sail
storm stream
simple ore
placid sail
# storm stream How often do you have to bribe someone?

very rarely, but it's not indicative. I rarely interact with the state to begin with, and I live in its most opulent and privileged part, where people sorta sometimes actualy do their jobs. the mileage would wary from province, the kind of interaction, even time

solar breach
placid sail
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there's poor provinces with destitute/greedy people, there's some interactions where bribes are impossible because of strict control, some are only done by bribing

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it's the whole fucking science, in which I do not participate much, luckily

simple ore
toxic sundial
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ladies come get some

solar breach
toxic sundial
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you're really missing out

simple ore
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even before s2 was out

placid sail
# storm stream God bless

aforementioned factor of time is time is important, too. it used to be somewhat possible to bribe your ass away from conscription, then it would become more and more expensive, and when the war started, it became pretty fucking hard even if you have plenty of money

storm stream
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that;s fucked up

placid sail
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people figured out the trick though, you do get conscripted, but you're basically sitting in some army heaquarters some distance away from the frontline and shuffle papers

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some even intentionally took that route because serving in the war has its own benefits

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I don't agree with that doomer author of the video on one point

storm stream
placid sail
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that shit definitely exists everywhere else in the world, just with different intensity and in different forms

storm stream
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And those who don't get grinded up?

placid sail
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sorta, yeah

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also bribes are interchangeable with connections

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so if you're someome important or know someone important, you get a freebie, or a big discount

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I refuse to believe something like that doesn't exist in USA

solar breach
placid sail
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you have lobbying being a legal thing, you have politicians and tech autists all huddled together and fucking kids on an island

naive bison
placid sail
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that kind of thing is everywhere, it is primal nature of humans, to establish social connections and lube up each other with hunt's trophies and fresh meat to get a favor

storm stream
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makes sense

placid sail
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it's just the forms and the level of spread is different from country to country

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I fear to imagine the level of corruption somewhere in India, it's probably even worse

naive bison
storm stream
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South America

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Do you use treats or straight cash?

placid sail
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when I was young, I didn't have the mind for it, and even if I had, I wouldn't have passed speech checks. but I watched the adults do it and occasionally was the transport donkey for the gifts

solar breach
placid sail
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and now when I'm an adult, I don't have much use for it because I rarely interact with the state and I usually look for services that directly satisfy your needs for a payment instead of doing all that retarded song and dance

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I don't go for a state hospital, it's gonna be a month of waiting and a shitty result. sure, I probably could have used the chocolate and flattery no jutsu to accelerate it, but why bother when I have money for a private hospital

placid sail
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and when I do hit an impenetrable wall of "shit yo peasant ass", I know a guy who knows the motions, he usually fixes it

placid sail
storm stream
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oh ok

placid sail
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plus we have so called voluntary health insurance that, again, doesn't work like american one and exists just to extort your money and let you die, it usually actually covers your expenses

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and it is usually covered by your employer if your job is not an absolute shit sweatshop

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I was using VHI for the last three years and it is absolutely gucci

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best medical deal you can get there, the quality of private hospitals without their stupid greedy bullshit of "let's make 200 blood exams for your cash to make sure your ordinary and very obvious to diagnose disease is not something else, just to be sure, teehee"

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no, VHI-associated hospitals know they already got their buck out of you, so they go straight for the business of fixing you without any bullshit

pseudo robin
placid sail
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so yeah, it is actually possible to not interact with corruption machine every day and night, if you have a good pay, when you don't own a business, when you have connections, some other cases

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but otherwise it really is a thing

solar breach
pseudo robin
placid sail
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I'm confused on whose payroll I am

naive bison
solar breach
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Coal Mines gotta be one of the worst types to work in

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Salt Mines are up there

naive bison
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all the poor working class Welsh people who had family members die of various cancers in their 40's also dream of applying the family trade of coal mining

solar breach
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We had a super famous incident here in Lousiana

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A lake

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Pretty shallow

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Then an oil rig drilled into a salt mine by accident

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Multiple barges and people got trapped in the vortex

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Lake is now hundreds of feet deep

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Lake Peigneur

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Oh and it went from freshwater

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To a saltwater lake

placid sail
solar breach
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Due to the massive amounts of salt below

solar breach
solar breach
storm stream
solar breach
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All 55 miners made it out though

placid sail
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during my short stay in construction, heard of some guys driving a construction pile in a metro tunnel while making foundation despite being explicitly told GUYS THERE IS IN FACT A METRO TUNNEL NEARBY

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luckily it was contained before some train did an oopsie final destination

solar breach
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No human deaths, but 3 dogs were killed, 11 barges and the entire oil rig were swallowed

placid sail
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shit often is not so lucky

solar breach
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It was a spectacular fuck up by Texaco that severely changed local ecosystems

spring quail
placid sail
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and thus it was called the lake of construction executive's tears from then on

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(he wasn't crying about fucking up the ecosystem or killing poor dogs, but the disasterous financial losses)

solar breach
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Wasn't construction

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Was oil

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Oil is the bane of everyone's lives down here

placid sail
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eh same difference

toxic sundial
solar breach
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Destroying marshes and lakes, and leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up

toxic sundial
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I'm cooking dinner

solar breach
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Bribes to corrupt officials give them huge tax breaks

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And considering petrochemical is our states main source of money

solar breach
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There isn't that much tax money to be spent on infrastructure

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And education

fallow trellis
solar breach
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When I visited a high school in Texas for the first time I was floored

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Our schools look like shit

fallow trellis
spring quail
placid sail
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let's take an originally funny video and add stupid fucking audio slows

primal kayak
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Let me find the original

placid sail
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if it was done originally that way I am killing Santa and then myself. but I doubt it

fluid heron
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Got a new cat today

placid sail
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show car

fluid heron
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more like a returning cat

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one of the kittens from the litter didn't get a home and it was the one we wanted to keep

icy apex
fluid heron
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She is way too hyper for a pic

prisma venture
primal kayak
fluid heron
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This one is very fucking unhappy at this kittens presence

icy apex
placid sail
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or so i've heard

prisma venture
fluid heron
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Kinda fucked up since she used to sleep with her

storm stream
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so you've heard

placid sail
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though if it's from her litter, they should get back together easier

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or maybe not

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solitary predators

spring quail
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put them in separate rooms

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within a week they will cuddle puddle

wooden surge
placid sail
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it is cringe though

coarse bear
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!true

split canyonBOT
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placid sail
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mashallah just warriors

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okay seems like half command embeds don't show up for me anymore

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this server fucking sucks

high wing
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DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance

She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying

β€œSo now u don’t want cameras to be involved”https://t.co/ZncsxkluFH

QRT: FearedBuck
DoorDash delivery girl has been arrested on 2 felony charges after recording a man passed out with his pants down in his home and posting it on TikTok during a food delivery.

She is being charged with unlawful surveillance and dissemination of surveillance images

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high wing
naive bison
broken sand
naive bison
placid sail
naive bison
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she opened the door of the guy without consent

toxic sundial
naive bison
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am i wrong?

high wing
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Iirc the door was slightly open?

toxic sundial
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she didn't open any door

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but she did get 2 felonies

stoic girder
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If she got charged for it, I think she might have done an oopsie.

high wing
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Yeah the door was open and decided to record

naive bison
naive bison
toxic sundial
naive bison
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im looking for details also

toxic sundial
high wing
naive bison
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i can admit when i'm wrrong

high wing
naive bison
toxic sundial
naive bison
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i thought you meant you'd post like ring camera video or sth

stoic girder
# high wing

A normal human being would have just checked if he was alive and left.

naive bison
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im being ragebaited

toxic sundial
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she's in the wrong and got charged 2 felonies for being a dumbass and you still make up shit to get more mad at

toxic sundial
naive bison
high wing
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We dont have the cam video

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Dude sent it to the cops

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Instead of uploading it

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Also she lied about being assaulted

simple ore
toxic sundial
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she believed he was naked on purpose and exposing himself

stoic girder
high wing
stoic girder
simple ore
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i did
im trying to act surprised

high wing
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My bad

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I am retard

placid sail
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never read anything

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it's how they get you

toxic sundial
high wing
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What did busy say

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I didnt read it

placid sail
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he is starting to get it

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he's beginning to believe

high wing
stoic girder
solar breach
narrow lotus
spring quail
naive bison
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not her being raped or whatever

spring quail
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yeah she had a whole bitch fit about how a sleeping naked dude on the couch sexually assaulted her after she took it upon herself to open his door

simple ore
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and record and post him online

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if anything bro was actually assaulted

naive bison
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i wouldn't trust her saying the door was alrdy open honestly

spring quail
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w*men

naive bison
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but yeah i also wouldn't say the claim she opened the door is correct either

simple ore
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even if it was it was probably barely open
not like wide open

naive bison
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the one i made earlier

spring quail
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the most i hear about the door is that it was cracked or pulled-to, not closed, and she pushed it open

simple ore
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that was my guess too

spring quail
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we need more examples made of people like her

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retards are getting too bold

placid sail
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retards don't care for examples

spring quail
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so we call upon the tard wranglers to turn them into such

bold kettle
spring quail
spring quail
solar breach
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It's always fun to go drink in the marsh and see if we can catch the small ones

naive bison
toxic sundial
naive bison
broken pebble
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bwowng

spring quail
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(the one i dont own yet)

solar breach
toxic sundial
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This app is psyoping me

broken pebble
placid sail
# solar breach

big tiddy aristocracy girls are absolutely not allowed in Gaeperium

grave bronze
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Did

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My internet explode

spring quail
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yeah

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i need to download another 100gb game im not gonna play any time soon

toxic sundial
# solar breach

Never forget he got pulled off by a mechanicus lady's metal tail

grave bronze
toxic sundial
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I read that it's cannon

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it happened

toxic sundial
solar breach
versed zinc
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@narrow lotus how do i

toxic sundial
agile mural
toxic sundial
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Warhammer lore is best when it's drunk and half remembered from 10 years ago

solar breach
toxic sundial
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is it cannon? Is it retconned?

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who cares

solar breach
toxic sundial
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Like Percy Jackson stuff

toxic sundial
solar breach
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If I can find a series written like forgotten realms in warhammer that would be fantastic

spring quail
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its 1:44 i have also been drinking since i woke up

solar breach
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I read the entire dark elf trilogy in a week

spring quail
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get better at drinking and surfing the web retard

toxic sundial
grave bronze
toxic sundial
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and fantasy is way epic anyways

spring quail
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im about to drink drive to the abc to get more

toxic sundial
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Fantasy>>>>40k imo

toxic sundial
spring quail
toxic sundial
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ebil

bold kettle
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d

toxic sundial
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Also @solar breach read infinity and the divine

solar breach
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Yeah I intended to

toxic sundial
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most of the necron books are mid but infinite and the divine is peak

spring quail
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i didnt even notice iedy changed his name again

toxic sundial
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I can't remember the series either but I think an Inquisitor and a saint do it lesbian style that's a good one too

naive bison
storm stream
spring quail
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lay off the buckwheat

high wing
trim shell
deep topaz
versed zinc
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ct are blue and terrorists are red

trim shell
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True tbh

storm stream
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Blufor

scenic field
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Ukranian aggressors

toxic sundial
versed zinc
scenic field
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Back to formula

toxic sundial
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fat was invented by American folk hero John fat in 1814 at the battle of new orleans

trim shell
# versed zinc because of the fat

That and I considered Ukranian as they are hurting for people and the blue tape as I was under the assumption that the Military had strict physical fitness requirements

scenic field
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Might be my favorite actor of all time

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Not every soldier is an infantryman

versed zinc
fallow trellis
trim shell
scenic field
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Sure you can

versed zinc
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ukrainans also use yellow and green depending the group

trim shell
scenic field
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Ill take a qualified fat guy over an unqualified fit guy

fallow trellis
versed zinc
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im pretty sure green means assault group or something

scenic field
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A good friend of mine just retired from the marines and he was sorta fat

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And old

naive bison
trim shell
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Thats wicked

scenic field
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20 something years

trim shell
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Thats impressive as hell

scenic field
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Hes earned his retirement

trim shell
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Fr

scenic field
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Hangs out with horses all day now

trim shell
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Naw that is awesome

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Horses are cool

scenic field
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Eh

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Gimme a dog any day

grave bronze
fallow trellis
versed zinc
scenic field
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This guy was infantry lol

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MP is interesting

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Policing soldiers

versed zinc
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brazilian military police

scenic field
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Ohhhhhhh

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I smell bribes

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Huehue

versed zinc
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which means just stronger police controlled by state and no by goverment

solar breach
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Today I learned the art of dying by gojira is in 54/4

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What in the fuck

quaint ore
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using tapes as IFF came from airsoft groups who later formed militias in ukraine back in 2014

quaint ore
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unless they buy it themselves which is not likely, cause pogs usually dont give a fuck, their job is to ferry shit or to write shit down

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not get into firefights

grave bronze
quaint ore
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also you can just look at the other guys

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its very clearly airsoft

high wing
trim shell
storm stream
high wing
lusty hazel
scenic field
coarse bear
quaint ore
scenic field
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Yeah

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Oh

spring quail
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forget kino

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who listens to bi-2

scenic field
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Oh yeah

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Flek camo

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Clean

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Meme patches

spring quail
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simple ore
primal kayak
naive bison
placid sail
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wait it's that bald piano guy

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what is he doing here

slender rock
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I was infected with bald man and brought him here

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Sorry

placid sail
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he's alright

verbal needle
slender rock
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I have a headache

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Fuck

placid sail
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macroplastics in your brain

gleaming grove
scenic field
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Drink water

gleaming grove
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260 mulla

scenic field
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Homie

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Dr alamo can make a housecall

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Ill bring chunky soup n 7 up

gleaming grove
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You know what would be nice to have for drinkin

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Sunset Sarsparilla

fallow trellis
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so theyre making agartha ai edits but its to solve mathematical problems

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its just AI of yakub and agarthan Kirk

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and theyre solving math shit

scenic field
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Where is this??

gleaming grove
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I am trying to investigate it too

scenic field
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Is there nuka?

gleaming grove
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I think my friend told me he saw Nuka Victory there

scenic field
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Fuck

gleaming grove
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I think it is in the Fallout 3 bottle

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Instead of Fallout 4

scenic field
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We dont have ralphs

scenic field
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Why can i only save as videos

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I want to save as a gif

toxic sundial
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I love being right about everything all the time

toxic sundial
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if I say it it immediately becomes fact and thus is no longer misinformation

prisma venture
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@pseudo robin hey aussie

pseudo robin
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Shalom goy

prisma venture
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whats up with baning shit in your country

pseudo robin
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Dogshit retard government

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Nanny state

prisma venture
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im suprised u are still here

pseudo robin
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I had to verify my age to open brainfart yesterday

prisma venture
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nah u bulshitin me

pseudo robin
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Fr

prisma venture
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broo

pseudo robin
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I hope i live to see our prime minister publically executed

prisma venture
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i saw this aussie guy with mustache

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he looked kinda based

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dunno whats his name

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but he was based

scenic field
pseudo robin
scenic field
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Strayan?

scenic field
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Rip

pseudo robin
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Its grim

scenic field
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Come to usa

pseudo robin
scenic field
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Be my roommate

prisma venture
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come to czech

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we will get shitfaced

scenic field
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Ok

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I...

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Ok

prisma venture
pseudo robin
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I'd love to go to europe one day

prisma venture
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as i said

pseudo robin
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Im a massive history autist it would be peak

prisma venture
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ostrava is my city

spring quail
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probably fake

pseudo robin
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If i ever come to czech we will get shitfaced i promise gigachadhandshake

prisma venture
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ill show u whats begin drunk

strong crest
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Inded

prisma venture
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indead

scenic field
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Czech is on my short list of places i want to go

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Czech, japan, vietnam, straya

prisma venture
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πŸ’ͺ

scenic field
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Ukraine WAS on there...

desert flame
prisma venture
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u just said "hello, hoe good news"

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peak

deep topaz
verbal needle
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Not you know... out of your mind amazing but just ok

spring quail
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vietnam immigrants in US are d1

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7.99 for a foot long marinated pork sandwich?

desert flame
prisma venture
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only think u need to remember is

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"Jedno pivo prosim"

desert flame
prisma venture
desert flame
prisma venture
prisma venture
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yes

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u did

desert flame
prisma venture
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or ostrava (my city)

desert flame
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Kutna Hora it is then

prisma venture
high wing
glad carbon
prisma venture
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never heard of that guy

grizzled meadow
lapis zinc
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falco is getting The Jar out as we speak

prisma venture
grizzled meadow
desert flame
prisma venture
desert flame
prisma venture
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im not all that weed guy

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i actualy despise people who smoke it

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and i knew a lot of em and a lot of em are my good friends

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fuckin junkies

desert flame
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I asked only about the law, not your personal opinion

placid sail
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you can't get high on medical weed at all

drifting mantle
prisma venture
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The possession, sale and distribution of drugs, including cannabis, is illegal, and the drugs are often dangerous counterfeits. Some shops, particularly in Prague, advertise 'cannabis products', which contain trace amounts of THC permissible under Czech law.

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solar breach
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my attempt at an iron warriors heavy

visual stirrup
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iron?

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within

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for everything else, there's mastercard

placid sail
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iron within, daddy without

prisma venture
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i dunno realy

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i saw it somwhere

solar breach
lapis zinc
solar breach
green schooner
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@tidal trellis twink

lapis zinc
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you can do black legion pretty alright in pve with no mods but thats about it

tidal trellis
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I'm playing GAMMA! madge can't even do that in peace

lapis zinc
visual stirrup
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twink on twink violence

tidal trellis
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or appreciate my loadout madge smh

visual stirrup
spring quail
solar breach
green schooner
lapis zinc
tidal trellis
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idk who this shepard is

green schooner
lapis zinc
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nightlords assault 😊

tidal trellis
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
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or just the tag on your OCP trousers

green schooner
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currently in my fridge

visual stirrup
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bro is a broomstick

green schooner
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yes

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flop is a twig though

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he flys by the wind

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I cant get to @tidal trellis 's absolute twink build

green schooner
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he likes it to much

trim pulsar
green schooner
spring quail
visual stirrup
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uhh...

deep topaz
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bird creature

tidal trellis
solar breach
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and i thought i was a fast smoker

drifting mantle
tidal trellis
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thats mean!

solar breach
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you wouldnt survive a 47 hour shift at the cow testicle butchery

visual stirrup
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cows don't have testicles

spring quail
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link to classic red cups

steel bone
drifting mantle
spring quail
visual stirrup
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but, yes, for normal people

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they're all cows

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it's still strange to use the word cow when talking about testicles

drifting mantle
tidal trellis
steel bone
lapis zinc
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you'd know about bulls

solar breach
visual stirrup
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okaybuddycityslicker

steel bone
visual stirrup
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I can tell by your hands that you've never shoveled cow shit

prisma venture
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@lapis zinc @drifting mantle @pseudo robin

spring quail
prisma venture
drifting mantle
tidal trellis
spring quail
steel bone
drifting mantle
tidal trellis
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I couldnt' tell from the image

steel bone
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Since I left, Plop hasn’t gained even a molecule of testosterone.

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:(

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
drifting mantle
storm stream
river zealot
drifting mantle
spring quail
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but i want to

simple ore
river zealot
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What's the worst that can happen

spring quail
simple ore
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ask chat gpt for pick up lines

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it always works

spring quail
deep topaz
simple ore
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Are you a boss fight? Because I’d never back down from the challenge.

river zealot
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Start talking to her on breaks or something

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Random small talk you know

simple ore
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hit her with the classic are you a loot box? Because I’m always excited to see what’s inside

spring quail
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modest girls that wear pants are few and far between

simple ore
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ok i'll give you a better one

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Do you believe in love at first respawn?

spring quail
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i just got my cowboy boots and my hat should be here in a few hours

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i could try :

toxic sundial
drifting mantle
# deep topaz

Fuck this limitation. We progress in technology, but somehow it gets worse and worse...

simple ore
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purposefully worse

drifting mantle
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Yes, which is why I'm trying to get away from a lot of that and find alternatives

simple ore
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you vill pay for subscription
you vill eat ze bug

drifting mantle
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I refuse! I will get my WILL

pale ingot
umbral field
river zealot
simple ore
drifting mantle
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What the fuck is this kekwtf

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What a retarded feature

pale ingot
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why are they telling you though

drifting mantle
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No idea

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Just popped up

vale basalt
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im a changed man

drifting mantle
pale ingot
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or atleast known about it

vale basalt
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who gave hall speed reactionitus

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unmute me for general

solar breach
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unmute?

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buddy you are an exile

vale basalt
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everyone deserves a second change

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or maybe third...sometimes fourth

simple ore
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i deserve 50$

vale basalt
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ill be fr some of y'all best friends with my alt and u dont even know it

drifting mantle
vale basalt
placid sail
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also trying our hardest to ignore small fringe radical servers

drifting mantle
vale basalt
simple ore
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welcome back tree

placid sail
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african warlord to african warlord communication

drifting mantle
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I have an ear worm from "The Winner takes it all"

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God damn it

simple ore
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i remember you

vale basalt
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yes i will enjoin your false memory

simple ore
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soundtrack

placid sail
simple ore
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3rd account

placid sail
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nobody deserves to be tortured by abba

simple ore
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@vale basalt

drifting mantle
simple ore
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sure thing buddy

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you linked the account yourself

drifting mantle
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Ggs

deep topaz
simple ore
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goodnight retards

drifting mantle
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Gn

visual stirrup
lusty hazel
storm stream
spring quail
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slow immolation

storm stream
spring quail
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legs boiled every other hour

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then cut and the wounds salted

lusty hazel
storm stream
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ew

lusty hazel
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trump brokered a kissing deal

spring quail
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im being bullied

lusty hazel
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keylogger

spring quail
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cumlogger

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shut up number 2

storm stream
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waterlogger

spring quail
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they're guarding my shopping list

visual stirrup
lusty hazel
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WAGNER DEPLOYS HEAVY ARMOR TROOPS (fat people)

storm stream
vale basalt
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like thats avg gymbro physique natty but idk if women even generate enough test

visual stirrup
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go back to the gym, fat girl

spring quail
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the one on the right is deceptively short

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but she fine

vale basalt
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short people when they look at a weight

vale basalt
spring quail
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you got a spare chill pill?

vale basalt
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(National Windshield Repair Division)

narrow sorrel
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0/10 no cliff racer?

primal rapids
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I fucking love spending three hours snowblowing and shoveling our longass driveway

narrow sorrel
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just shorten your driveway nerd

primal rapids
primal rapids
placid sail
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pour gas all over and ignite

stoic girder
placid sail
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stick an iron into your mouth and pull the trigger!

scenic field
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I get that weed is legal here

deep topaz
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molotov your driveway

high wing
scenic field
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But do ya have to smoke it in public

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Like an asshole

deep topaz
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that's the issue with having cigs and weed and vapes be legal

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dickheads smoking in public

scenic field
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Cigs is different

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Maybe im biased lol

deep topaz
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I smell so many horrific hospital patrons that stink of smoke

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it's disgusting

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I don't want to breathe around you

narrow sorrel
scenic field
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I do

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My stick

scenic field
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Im trying to rip ass in peace over here

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Smell my own brand

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Not gross ass weed

stoic girder
scenic field
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Homeless guy incoming

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Oh lord

spring quail
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ill leave you all with this while i go get dinner :

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No AI was used in any part of the creative process for this video, nor for any of my other videos. This includes the recording, editing, and even creation of the thumbnail. By supporting me, you are supporting a real human creator! πŸ’•

This is fictional ASMR Roleplay only meant for your entertainment.

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narrow sorrel
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[No AI] like it needs to be said KekSkew

spring quail
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tbf 80% of asmr ladies use ai scripts or thumbnails these days

pale ingot
spring quail
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behold

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totally human made thumbnail art

pale ingot
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ew

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atleast post real human made gooning material

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not this ai shit

spring quail
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i wish ham could scroll up to see ive already done this and am merely providing an example

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but hes pork chopped

pale ingot
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i think you should be killed

spring quail
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i think you should be killed as well

fallow trellis
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now kiss

pale ingot
spring quail
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is that big boss

pale ingot
spring quail
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You and your party are captured by a Sorceress, and she proposes a deal: let her hypnotize you, or she will torture the rest of your party.

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spring quail
spring quail
fallow trellis
crude oak
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Calisthenic bros when you ask them how to go from 0 to 10 pull ups (you will achieve first pull up in 6 months of their training routine):

pale ingot
crude oak
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vs gym bros giving you resistance band and telling you to "hang yourself...and do some assisted pull ups" (you will do 20 pullups next week:

spring quail
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bout to go get this

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chicken fried rice

solar breach
scenic field
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What movie is that

high wing
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the emperors new groove

visual stirrup
scenic field
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Ah

visual stirrup
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The Prince of Egypt - The 10 Plagues: Rameses' (Ralph Fiennes) refusal to free the Israelites leads Moses (Val Kilmer) to unleash plagues upon Egypt.
BUY THE MOVIE: https://www.fandangonow.com/details/movie/the-prince-of-egypt-1998/1MV7a473ef80a6569022844866f21a655af?cmp=Movieclips_YT_Description

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scenic field
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I thought it was ben hur

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Animated

scenic field
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Lol

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It looked like emporers new groove but i dont remember that movie being so sandy

scenic field
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Are there any chosen people in that movie

visual stirrup
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only if you're a mormon

scenic field
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Hmmmm

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Ive been considering it

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$$$

visual stirrup
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they used to think that the native americans were descended from israelites

scenic field
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Lol

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Perfect for later use

wooden harbor
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and now we know they have been here for like 20,000 years XD

scenic field
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Timber Hebrews

stoic girder
scenic field
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Thought it was gonna be patrick tomlinson

visual stirrup
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do with this information what you will

verbal needle
placid sail
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is that the progenitor of pikachu

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this rotund specimen

visual stirrup
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this curvaceous individual

placid sail
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the curvature is immaculate

scenic field
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I want to sling one in a jailai thing

fallow trellis
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Prince of Egypt and its biblical source material is the only instance where the jews wanted to leave but the locals wouldnt let them

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probably

placid sail
stoic girder
placid sail
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this guy's visual imagination is amazing

gleaming grove
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SIG "M7" MCX SPEAR letsgooo

spring quail
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Isn’t it just a fancy ar10

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That things a gimmick sonny

quartz ridge
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and its heavier kit wise

spring quail
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So is it an infantry weapon or a special weapon

deep topaz
quartz ridge
wooden harbor
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and when the fighting is happening within 200m that new heavy round is doing fuck all for you

quartz ridge
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mfw all of CAG and devgru is just gonna run the same shit theyve been running for the past 20 years

storm stream
quartz ridge
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(theres a reason why the scar was never really popular outside of SOF and even in SOF it wasn't even that good)

wooden harbor
vale basalt
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@cunning lance hmu with an unmute plzthxs

fallow trellis
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i havent been watching the news

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did nathan yahoo wage war against egpyt?

lapis zinc
wooden harbor
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dawg u missin the 2000 year old news

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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yeah but they aint taking egypt tho its just pale stains

wooden harbor
# fallow trellis

i always wonder how chicks put on those torn up stocking without them tearing apart

lusty hazel
# visual stirrup

when the IDF does it only because of untrained conscripts negligent discharges

undone wave
# visual stirrup

empty chamber because all of the magazine was dumped into random palestinian children already

undone wave
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I heard a statistic about issued sidearms causing more friendly fire via ND than hostile fire.
I don't have it on hand tho so source: trus me bro

trim shell
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I feel like it makes sense ?

wooden harbor
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and sidearms get almost no use anyway lol

trim shell
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Hell sidearms can be deadly to you holstered like like that one sig gun lol

undone wave
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probably particularly bad for the Soviets when they still used the TT

storm stream
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When your army has a mishmash of different weapons with differents controls and ergo

vale basalt
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i need to stop browsing this channel

fallow trellis
vale basalt
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tsundere tomboy and its not even close

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not even a little