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but yes cats like turkey pans
They like your scent being on the item
So if you want them to sleep on something, rub yourself on it
They're like small girlfriends. They want something that smells like you
i wonder if I sprayed my cologne on a cat bed if my cat would sleep on it
RIGBY
new warframe update raaaaah
If you have that on when you're around your cat, possibly
my cat just sleeps in a rock 24/7 tho
and it wont let me update raaaaaaaaaaaah
But they like your body odor
and on their basking rock
@sage rover warframe update today
Too strong smell plus cologne needs to mix with your body odor
me asf
so i should like
No
kill myself?
Yes
hi zoni 
Freaky
i will not take this fucking advice lmfao
hi
suspicious wording
Its just you
guess im the only normal one
bruh this aint a fuckin cat video
if it was a mercenary it would be friendly fire
I envy my deceased female relative who was a master of a chocolate bar technique
you need a certain mix of confidence and ingratiation to pull it off properly, and she did it so well that she managed to use power word: chocolate bar even with grumpy security guys who usually demand alcohol
this is what duty and freedomers do after bitching about mercs
Wouldnβt it be Freedom and Mercs bitching about Duty
Merc hate is universal
Me dumping two rusty slugs I found in a barrel full of a mystery fluid into the local wild territory mercs
I've seen gamma switch from hating loving every faction over the years
Except ecologists
Ecologist is the most safe and boring choice and weβre going to make fun of you for being a NEEEEERD

freedom don't fuck with mercs
they randomly do in abobaly
in cs you help freedom fuck mercs
I remember when mercenary became the beloved faction coincidentally right when they were the easiest to play

i like mercs in gamma because i kill them and get good loot sometimes
here's the updated version
@narrow lotus
Speech 99
Complete 7 random tasks, get a yellow stash, itβs in Limansk/Radar/Red Forest
@river zealot
How often do you have to bribe someone?
very rarely, but it's not indicative. I rarely interact with the state to begin with, and I live in its most opulent and privileged part, where people sorta sometimes actualy do their jobs. the mileage would wary from province, the kind of interaction, even time
This is why clear sky is the superior science faction
there's poor provinces with destitute/greedy people, there's some interactions where bribes are impossible because of strict control, some are only done by bribing
it's the whole fucking science, in which I do not participate much, luckily
God bless
it's a front for the jews c-con
I personally do not recognize s2 as Canon 
you're really missing out
this was the most popular and logical theory
even before s2 was out
aforementioned factor of time is time is important, too. it used to be somewhat possible to bribe your ass away from conscription, then it would become more and more expensive, and when the war started, it became pretty fucking hard even if you have plenty of money
that;s fucked up
people figured out the trick though, you do get conscripted, but you're basically sitting in some army heaquarters some distance away from the frontline and shuffle papers
some even intentionally took that route because serving in the war has its own benefits
I don't agree with that doomer author of the video on one point
You mean that those who do bribe get office jobs?
that shit definitely exists everywhere else in the world, just with different intensity and in different forms
And those who don't get grinded up?
sorta, yeah
also bribes are interchangeable with connections
so if you're someome important or know someone important, you get a freebie, or a big discount
I refuse to believe something like that doesn't exist in USA
I dont care 
you have lobbying being a legal thing, you have politicians and tech autists all huddled together and fucking kids on an island
@stoic girder @minor cypress https://youtube.com/shorts/fMJAfgK0e8k?si=eqvGNi2noPDG0iNz
#leagueoflegends #leagueoflegendsriotgames #leagueoflegendsmemes #6pek #gragas #gragaslol #fyp #foryou #leagueshorts
that kind of thing is everywhere, it is primal nature of humans, to establish social connections and lube up each other with hunt's trophies and fresh meat to get a favor
makes sense
it's just the forms and the level of spread is different from country to country
I fear to imagine the level of corruption somewhere in India, it's probably even worse
ew not this guy
Africa 
South America
Do you use treats or straight cash?
when I was young, I didn't have the mind for it, and even if I had, I wouldn't have passed speech checks. but I watched the adults do it and occasionally was the transport donkey for the gifts

and now when I'm an adult, I don't have much use for it because I rarely interact with the state and I usually look for services that directly satisfy your needs for a payment instead of doing all that retarded song and dance
I don't go for a state hospital, it's gonna be a month of waiting and a shitty result. sure, I probably could have used the chocolate and flattery no jutsu to accelerate it, but why bother when I have money for a private hospital
Bro is a millionaire
and when I do hit an impenetrable wall of "shit yo peasant ass", I know a guy who knows the motions, he usually fixes it
even our private hospitals are a fraction of a cost of yours
plus we have so called voluntary health insurance that, again, doesn't work like american one and exists just to extort your money and let you die, it usually actually covers your expenses
and it is usually covered by your employer if your job is not an absolute shit sweatshop
I was using VHI for the last three years and it is absolutely gucci
best medical deal you can get there, the quality of private hospitals without their stupid greedy bullshit of "let's make 200 blood exams for your cash to make sure your ordinary and very obvious to diagnose disease is not something else, just to be sure, teehee"
no, VHI-associated hospitals know they already got their buck out of you, so they go straight for the business of fixing you without any bullshit
holy kino
so yeah, it is actually possible to not interact with corruption machine every day and night, if you have a good pay, when you don't own a business, when you have connections, some other cases
but otherwise it really is a thing
B-but I thought I was gonna be in the coal mines!
Write the fucking poetry!
@placid sail gets paid 1000 rubles per post like this
what am I propagating by it
I'm confused on whose payroll I am
dreams of working in the coal mines
yeah this is written by a person with rich parents
100000%
Coal Mines gotta be one of the worst types to work in
Salt Mines are up there
all the poor working class Welsh people who had family members die of various cancers in their 40's also dream of applying the family trade of coal mining
We had a super famous incident here in Lousiana
A lake
Pretty shallow
Then an oil rig drilled into a salt mine by accident
Multiple barges and people got trapped in the vortex
Lake is now hundreds of feet deep
Lake Peigneur
Oh and it went from freshwater
To a saltwater lake
give it up for construction workers to spectacularly fuck up something
Due to the massive amounts of salt below
Wasn't the laborers fault on the rig, the company miscalculated the boring area
It was a helluva disaster and it's still being taught in schools
Sabotage or retardation?
Call it
All 55 miners made it out though
during my short stay in construction, heard of some guys driving a construction pile in a metro tunnel while making foundation despite being explicitly told GUYS THERE IS IN FACT A METRO TUNNEL NEARBY
luckily it was contained before some train did an oopsie final destination
No human deaths, but 3 dogs were killed, 11 barges and the entire oil rig were swallowed
shit often is not so lucky
It was a spectacular fuck up by Texaco that severely changed local ecosystems
and thus it was called the lake of construction executive's tears from then on
(he wasn't crying about fucking up the ecosystem or killing poor dogs, but the disasterous financial losses)
eh same difference
Destroying marshes and lakes, and leaving the mess for everyone else to clean up
I'm cooking dinner
Bribes to corrupt officials give them huge tax breaks
And considering petrochemical is our states main source of money
me with your mother
When I visited a high school in Texas for the first time I was floored
Our schools look like shit
older man
in uniform
women
let's take an originally funny video and add stupid fucking audio slows
Let me find the original
if it was done originally that way I am killing Santa and then myself. but I doubt it
Got a new cat today
show car
more like a returning cat
one of the kittens from the litter didn't get a home and it was the one we wanted to keep
@prisma venture your motivation to watch The Sopranos
She is way too hyper for a pic
SLOVENSKO MENTIONED
Yeah no, unfortunately that's the original one
This one is very fucking unhappy at this kittens presence
Santa I'm fucking coming after your diabetic ass
Ale chod' do piΔe
you're supposed to keep them in separate rooms and slowly introduce to each other and their smells so the little fuckers don't get scared of each other and possibly get aggressive
or so i've heard

Kinda fucked up since she used to sleep with her
so you've heard
poor creature has brain the size of a baseball and intelligence of shifty/flop for anything not regarding hunting, give em a break
though if it's from her litter, they should get back together easier
or maybe not
solitary predators
it is cringe though
!true
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mashallah just warriors
okay seems like half command embeds don't show up for me anymore
this server fucking sucks
DoorDash delivery girl who filmed a drunk man passed out with his pants down makes her first court appearance
She pleaded not guilty & asked the judge to ban cameras in the courtroom the judge responded saying
βSo now u donβt want cameras to be involvedβhttps://t.co/ZncsxkluFH
QRT: FearedBuck
DoorDash delivery girl has been arrested on 2 felony charges after recording a man passed out with his pants down in his home and posting it on TikTok during a food delivery.She is being charged with unlawful surveillance and dissemination of surveillance images

context:
she came to deliver a doordash order
the order was specifically NO CONTACT
she opened the door
a guy was passed out naked on the couch
she films it and posts it on social media
she opened the door of the guy without consent
Dumb bitch.

me when I spread misinformation
Iirc the door was slightly open?
If she got charged for it, I think she might have done an oopsie.
Yeah the door was open and decided to record
i'll look into it
can you sourrce that
well she recorded another person in their home and uploaded it to the internet
im looking for details also
after you already tell other people about it 
I can do better
?
i can admit when i'm wrrong
It's the "I'll look into it" after giving someone else wrong context
i thought you meant you'd post like ring camera video or sth
ok im not responding
im being ragebaited
she's in the wrong and got charged 2 felonies for being a dumbass and you still make up shit to get more mad at
mfer you ragebait yourself
We dont have the cam video
Dude sent it to the cops
Instead of uploading it
Also she lied about being assaulted
she believed he was naked on purpose and exposing himself

Read the first sentence retard
i did
im trying to act surprised

Dissection mentioned
i think the "assault" claim would be the naked guy part
not her being raped or whatever
yeah she had a whole bitch fit about how a sleeping naked dude on the couch sexually assaulted her after she took it upon herself to open his door
i think if she actually told the cop the guy like sexually assaulted her
i wouldn't trust her saying the door was alrdy open honestly
w*men
but yeah i also wouldn't say the claim she opened the door is correct either
even if it was it was probably barely open
not like wide open
the one i made earlier
the most i hear about the door is that it was cracked or pulled-to, not closed, and she pushed it open
that was my guess too
retards don't care for examples
so we call upon the tard wranglers to turn them into such
Swamp puppy
It's always fun to go drink in the marsh and see if we can catch the small ones
"why did the police not taze him? he was unarmed!"
I was looking for that video of the guy unloading a Glock through his windshield like a maniac but this came up and was way funnier
what is the evolutionary beneficial reason for this action?
bwowng
i want a huge gator pond on my property :C
(the one i dont own yet)
silly mode
This app is psyoping me
big tiddy aristocracy girls are absolutely not allowed in Gaeperium
Never forget he got pulled off by a mechanicus lady's metal tail
FUCK YEAH

ain't even schizophrenia you can fact check that I am right
I looked it up it's not specific but what a baller
@narrow lotus how do i
also best book of the series
Warhammer lore is best when it's drunk and half remembered from 10 years ago
I really need to start reading
I wanna read smut between Cain and a tech priest damn the canon
the good part is basically every righting style and type can be found within the Warhammer label. The ciaphus books are like middle schooler action reading but still
Like Percy Jackson stuff
righting style
It is 12:44 I have been drinking since I woke upi
If I can find a series written like forgotten realms in warhammer that would be fantastic
its 1:44 i have also been drinking since i woke up
I read the entire dark elf trilogy in a week
get better at drinking and surfing the web retard
also I highly recommend the gotrek and Felix books they are peak
and fantasy is way epic anyways
im about to drink drive to the abc to get more
Fantasy>>>>40k imo
drink driving is fucked up and evil
ebil
d
Also @solar breach read infinity and the divine
Yeah I intended to
most of the necron books are mid but infinite and the divine is peak
i didnt even notice iedy changed his name again
I can't remember the series either but I think an Inquisitor and a saint do it lesbian style that's a good one too
genuinely wishing the worst on whoever made this
do you listen to kino
lay off the buckwheat
American or Ukrainian ? I cant tell
I'm shitting and pissing and crying
good guy
ct are blue and terrorists are red
True tbh
Blufor
Ukranian aggressors
has to be american
because of the fat
Back to formula
fat was invented by American folk hero John fat in 1814 at the battle of new orleans
That and I considered Ukranian as they are hurting for people and the blue tape as I was under the assumption that the Military had strict physical fitness requirements
blue tape just means theyre on ukraine side
Doesn't mean you can be fat though
Sure you can
ukrainans also use yellow and green depending the group
Good to know
Ill take a qualified fat guy over an unqualified fit guy
im pretty sure green means assault group or something
Fair tbh
i disavow
Congrats on his retirement
Thats wicked
20 something years
Thats impressive as hell
Hes earned his retirement
Fr
Hangs out with horses all day now
my uncle was military police for like 30 years and he is a fatass
brazilian military police
which means just stronger police controlled by state and no by goverment
that is airsoft, the gear is too clean and lacks basic shit like multi tools or zip ties
using tapes as IFF came from airsoft groups who later formed militias in ukraine back in 2014
Could be a pog
POGs dont get FAST helmets and shit
unless they buy it themselves which is not likely, cause pogs usually dont give a fuck, their job is to ferry shit or to write shit down
not get into firefights
https://x.com/i/status/1998790555443327243 lmaooooooo

Thatll make the printer ink
wait a minute... i took this photo
Wheres the full pic
@scenic field
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one of my all time favs


he's alright
macroplastics in your brain

Drink water
260 mulla
@pale ingot @narrow lotus
so theyre making agartha ai edits but its to solve mathematical problems
its just AI of yakub and agarthan Kirk
and theyre solving math shit
Is there nuka?
I think my friend told me he saw Nuka Victory there
Fuck
We dont have ralphs
I love being right about everything all the time
if I say it it immediately becomes fact and thus is no longer misinformation
Shalom goy
whats up with baning shit in your country
I had to verify my age to open brainfart yesterday
nah u bulshitin me
Fr
i saw this aussie guy with mustache
he looked kinda based
dunno whats his name
but he was based
Bri'ish?
No
Strayan?
Rip
Its grim
Come to usa

Be my roommate

as i said
Im a massive history autist it would be peak
ostrava is my city
If i ever come to czech we will get shitfaced i promise 
ill show u whats begin drunk
Inded
indead
πͺ
Ukraine WAS on there...
Ahoj, kurevsko dobre novinky
ano ano ahoj
u just said "hello, hoe good news"
peak
Japan is alright
Not you know... out of your mind amazing but just ok
Sorry thatβs all i know from Czech language
u are retard then
only think u need to remember is
"Jedno pivo prosim"
Am polish
no a co ja jsem taky Δech a polsky umim Δist i slyΕ‘et
Ja teΕΌ rozumiem czeski, ale nie pamiΔtam dokΕadnie wszystkich sΕΓ³w
joo tak
tak Εeknu ne
my honest reaction
Btw I have never been to the Czech Republic. Where would you recommend going besides Prague?
Kutna hora, Δesky krumlov, visit some castles like karlΕ‘tejn
or ostrava (my city)
Kutna Hora it is then

sheen's gone???
never heard of that guy
Would
falco is getting The Jar out as we speak
Yo that's true
Is it true that you gonna have legalized weed from January 1?
we have medical
Yeah, we too, but itβs not the same
im not all that weed guy
i actualy despise people who smoke it
and i knew a lot of em and a lot of em are my good friends
fuckin junkies
I asked only about the law, not your personal opinion
you can't get high on medical weed at all
The possession, sale and distribution of drugs, including cannabis, is illegal, and the drugs are often dangerous counterfeits. Some shops, particularly in Prague, advertise 'cannabis products', which contain trace amounts of THC permissible under Czech law.
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my attempt at an iron warriors heavy
iron within, daddy without
at last i think it was here
i dunno realy
i saw it somwhere
you made this joke yesterday with the FULL iron hands warcry
it always bothered me that you cant use 99% of chaos cosmetics in pve
yes, it bothers everyone
@tidal trellis twink
you can do black legion pretty alright in pve with no mods but thats about it
why!
I'm playing GAMMA!
can't even do that in peace
chicken pot pie
twink on twink violence
or appreciate my loadout
smh
despite...
shepherd's pie in a pot
i cant have hazard stripes on my pauldrons man
proof
i think when they stop doing big updates that break mods ill get back into sm2 so i can use the cosmetics i want
its a twink like you
nightlords assault π
I am not that!!
post your measurements, demotwink
or just the tag on your OCP trousers
measurements is the girth of a bottle of absolute vodka
currently in my fridge
bro is a broomstick
yes
flop is a twig though
he flys by the wind
I cant get to @tidal trellis 's absolute twink build
start blocking ppl :)
he likes it to much
i cant get to it like flop did
bird creature
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I'm not weak 
mad impressive
and i thought i was a fast smoker
I beg to differ, weakling
thats mean!
you wouldnt survive a 47 hour shift at the cow testicle butchery
cows don't have testicles
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Cow males do. 
Look at Professor Biology over here 
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the word "cow" means female
specifically, a female bovine that has birthed a calf
one that hasn't is a heifer
but, yes, for normal people
they're all cows
it's still strange to use the word cow when talking about testicles
But what if the cow feels like a male? What then huh?
then it should place "they/them" in their discord profile.
you'd know about bulls
alright buddy go back to drooling over funko pops

okaybuddycityslicker
I can tell by your hands that you've never shoveled cow shit
skill issue

what is that
mfw playing rdr2 with mods
those are orcs.
Flop I swear to god...
Of course not, he actively refuses it. Even if you tryna help, he calls it insecure masculinity
Code blue stroke alert

the lion can't fight away the emotions at 3am
Yeah you should
What's the worst that can happen
idk you ever cold call someone you know the name of but never talk to ever and it work out
Are you a boss fight? Because Iβd never back down from the challenge.
I mean you dont have to do it out of nowhere
Start talking to her on breaks or something
Random small talk you know
hit her with the classic are you a loot box? Because Iβm always excited to see whatβs inside
i just got my cowboy boots and my hat should be here in a few hours
i could try :
Fuck this limitation. We progress in technology, but somehow it gets worse and worse...
purposefully worse
Yes, which is why I'm trying to get away from a lot of that and find alternatives
you vill pay for subscription
you vill eat ze bug
I refuse! I will get my WILL
that's always been a thing
why are they telling you though
im a changed man
Also, it says it is NEW
ive been using that shit for months
or atleast known about it
i deserve 50$
ill be fr some of y'all best friends with my alt and u dont even know it
^ ironic and in no way legally binding
streamlining brainrot is our main priority in improving user experience
also trying our hardest to ignore small fringe radical servers
Ah, I see how it is

i'll hunt you down
im looking speciflically at you
welcome back tree
stroking it rn
african warlord to african warlord communication
I have an ear worm from "The Winner takes it all"
God damn it
yes i will enjoin your false memory
soundtrack
sincerest condolences
3rd account
nobody deserves to be tortured by abba
@vale basalt
Appriciate it
goodnight retards
Gn
wet dreams, bro.
war between india and pakistan
Jizzlane deserves what happened to those children
slow immolation
Yeah, what happened to that...?
they kissed
ew
trump brokered a kissing deal
im being bullied
keylogger
waterlogger
they're guarding my shopping list
imagine being presented with every thought and bit of porn you'd busted it to
WAGNER DEPLOYS HEAVY ARMOR TROOPS (fat people)
Too many tattoos and dyed hair β
real talk but do women need gear to get this big
like thats avg gymbro physique natty but idk if women even generate enough test
too much biceps
not enough delts
go back to the gym, fat girl
chill out nwrd
you got a spare chill pill?
(National Windshield Repair Division)
0/10 no cliff racer?
I fucking love spending three hours snowblowing and shoveling our longass driveway
he boutta shit
just shorten your driveway nerd
blow up your driveway
Youβre right, Iβll just push my house closer to the road
Sorry, my city has laws about using explosives to clear snow
pour gas all over and ignite
Just pour paint on the snow.
stick an iron into your mouth and pull the trigger!
I get that weed is legal here
molotov your driveway
keanu reeves just told me to kill myself
QRT: Alpal_ultimate
two likes and I put this in my head
that's the issue with having cigs and weed and vapes be legal
dickheads smoking in public
I smell so many horrific hospital patrons that stink of smoke
it's disgusting
I don't want to breathe around you
no u like men with sticks in their mouths 
ill leave you all with this while i go get dinner :
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[No AI] like it needs to be said 
tbf 80% of asmr ladies use ai scripts or thumbnails these days
i wish ham could scroll up to see ive already done this and am merely providing an example
but hes pork chopped
i dont care
i think you should be killed
i think you should be killed as well
now kiss
is that big boss
close enough
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this bitch sound obese
Calisthenic bros when you ask them how to go from 0 to 10 pull ups (you will achieve first pull up in 6 months of their training routine):
vs gym bros giving you resistance band and telling you to "hang yourself...and do some assisted pull ups" (you will do 20 pullups next week:
thanks gaz
What movie is that
the emperors new groove
prince of egypt
Ah
The Prince of Egypt - The 10 Plagues: Rameses' (Ralph Fiennes) refusal to free the Israelites leads Moses (Val Kilmer) to unleash plagues upon Egypt.
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Holy shit you werent lying
Lol
It looked like emporers new groove but i dont remember that movie being so sandy

Are there any chosen people in that movie
only if you're a mormon
they used to think that the native americans were descended from israelites
lol typical
and now we know they have been here for like 20,000 years XD
Timber Hebrews
Thought it was gonna be patrick tomlinson
iirc, kronk is canonically jewish
do with this information what you will
Yes, everywhere
this curvaceous individual
the curvature is immaculate
I want to sling one in a jailai thing
Prince of Egypt and its biblical source material is the only instance where the jews wanted to leave but the locals wouldnt let them
probably
I would be pretty paranoid about having a large population leaving and then coming back as an army.
From our Once Upon a Witchlight campaign!
Animated by @shoocharu!
this guy's visual imagination is amazing
SIG "M7" MCX SPEAR 
me when i can pen bmps and btrs now at 500m but carry half my ammo load
and its heavier kit wise
So is it an infantry weapon or a special weapon
supposed to be for every infantrymen
and when the fighting is happening within 200m that new heavy round is doing fuck all for you
mfw all of CAG and devgru is just gonna run the same shit theyve been running for the past 20 years
why so fat and lazy?
(theres a reason why the scar was never really popular outside of SOF and even in SOF it wasn't even that good)
got the floppitis
@cunning lance hmu with an unmute plzthxs
the exodus was in egypt
i havent been watching the news
did nathan yahoo wage war against egpyt?
i guess but if you are close enough to engage with riflemen your grenadier can load HEDP and blast the fuck out of them
dawg u missin the 2000 year old news
yeah but they aint taking egypt tho its just pale stains
i always wonder how chicks put on those torn up stocking without them tearing apart
when the IDF does it only because of untrained conscripts negligent discharges
empty chamber because all of the magazine was dumped into random palestinian children already
Ong lol
I heard a statistic about issued sidearms causing more friendly fire via ND than hostile fire.
I don't have it on hand tho so source: trus me bro
I feel like it makes sense ?
and sidearms get almost no use anyway lol
Hell sidearms can be deadly to you holstered like like that one sig gun lol
probably particularly bad for the Soviets when they still used the TT
When your army has a mishmash of different weapons with differents controls and ergo









