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They all support hasan for two things:
- He has money, so they think he will support them with it if shit hits the fan (which he clearly doesn't)
- He has the same political believes as them (which he clearly doesn't, but I guess because he says so, people still believe him (because words are equal to deeds or something idk))
"words equal to deeds" i remember all his friends soying out when Hasan said "i was thinking about going to Gaza"
that's all he said btw

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gets put on a t shirt
i disavow
Yeah, but his audience values it as if he really went there
violence, especially political, is bad
greta thunberg did more, unironically
i am not going to be the one killing him, it would be his decisions going to a place which is still in disarray after a war

I
DISAVOW
xalrider trying his best to not seem like a glowie
Literally no one cares
that's unironically my genuine opinion though
we know and we dont care about how many times you will say that the most obvious bad thing is bad
killing people for saying their opinion is bad
what a fucking shocker
whats next
raiding stores during a riot should be illegal?
Preposterous
Xalrider genuinely acts like a himbo sometimes
he is
No he's just retarded
Hasan going to Gaza would probably actually cause a ceasefire, bc 'they' don't want to lose their agent ("useful idiot")
tbh himbo would imply he gets laid
i can't find the clip of him saying like "People only show clips of looters, but never showing the clips of those looted goods being distributed in the community"

communal nike redistribution
Mandatory daily Hasan mention
he is 8x over the daily quota
mf is an udarnik
daily reminderr that you don't hate him enough

Ion even know em
i already wish that shit comes around to bite him in the ass enough, no need to remind me
wdym by that
He will get dumped by his 'friends''

and it is only a matter of time
not by Ludwig though
i sorta liked his cooperation vids with shclatt cause the were somewhat funny
mainly cause schlatt is a raging alcoholic
Ludwig?
the streamer
whose ted
Ted nivison
the guy that goes around doing the most random shit
like eating at all rainforest cafes in US
ludwwig is this guy
Ted has realised he has free will and is taking full advantage
this video has schlatt mentally abuse ted and i am all for it
theyβre both pretty good
also they actually fucking ate cereal with margharita
and they ate it with dish wash soap too
i've seen only one single person in this entire server talk positively about Hasan Piker and they had the hamas red arrow in their name and they called me a "genocidaire"

I would wear that as a badge of honor
p sure i was called a nazi by him too
my mom traumatized me for like a whole year wwhen i was 10 years old by telling me if any soap remains on the dishes when i wash them because i didn't rinse them well enough, it's lethal

I DISAVOW
it was a woman
Typa shit my wife is constantly on
curious. 
yeah yeah married, shut up
women are very big on political activism for some fucking reason

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What are you looking at
I did not see your mom
THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "WHITE MALE"
i think that's BEFORE he was identified
and all they had was like blurrry CCTV footage
so they just assumed it's a white guy?
after he was arrested?

i have guesses about that but
can't knoww for sure
women tend to pick fields in colleges and universities dominated by left leaning professors and rectors
boom
those are called echo chamber classess
Yea Im not speaking
because women are more socially oriented than men
Too much trouble
and women in general are much more leftward than men in a lot of places as of late, but are we assuming right wingers dont do political activism? i doubt that
generally
yeah thats how you end up with my friend texting me how fucking miserable it is to write essays on how a very bad self insert witch book is supposed to empower women
I know plenty of right wingers who team up with more left leaning guys to push a common goal
wasn't the charlie kirk org really popular?
turning point USA i think it was called
yeah its TP USA
asked my friend whats the female equivalent of a performative male. he said theyre all performative quinn.
supposedly, but i live under a rock and never heard of the guy or the ORG before his murder 
my aunt like taht shit ebcause shes one of those die hard south baptists
iirc it was very popular, millions of members across college campuses
millions of members is pretty huge
explains why his assination turned him into a martyr for a few weeks
pick-me girl?
mega churches is a real problem that not many wants to talk abt
bro those churches are heresy of the highest order and no one is doing anything about it
it looks like it's 15% smallerr
That was always a bit
i was gonna say that but if you think about, my chinese friend was correct, theyre all performative
I don't actually know the real size of his face anymore
JD Vance effect
you have no clue wwhat the original looks like anymore
bros been gaslit to the max on all those ai face swap memes
lol this is true. his actual form has been meme'd out of my memory
I just watch the video to remind myself of what the original looks like
videoes
Oh my god I can't escape him
@river zealot @narrow lotus
we need to ban instagram memes here
cause it is getting to the point of memetic kill agents
your essentially asking for the mods to kill brainfart
He needs the extra space for his brain
there's an edgy joke here somewhere
is it really worth it without delight
my fucking al-delight memes were reported and banned from posting
he wasnt shot in the head iirc
it was the neck
no shit he was shot in the neck which pierced his jugular and likely severed his spinal collumn/brain stem
i wwasn't talking about that
he was dead before hitting the floor
what the fuck?
god that was such a nothingburger
Makes sense
Errrrm Tylenol
patchnotes coming out
"my fellow Tylenated americans"
it was basically this and they couldnt even deliver the idea right
Hydrocephaly
The study: "Yeah women who have autistic children tend to have more pain so they use stuff like tylenol"
Trump: "TYLENOL CAUSES AUTISM"
or maybe autism causes tylenol eh
"people who can afford red wine for dinner tend to be more well off financially, and can afford better healthcare and healthier diets, increasing their lifespan"
Trump: "WINE INCREASES LIFESPAN"
Yes, Mr. President
dunning kruger effect at it's finest
its shit like this which causes stuff like litvinism to pop up
i watched a video of trump announcing the tylenol bullshit
he legit sounds fucking unhinged
rambling like a retard

The president represents the people
RFK looks like alex jones in his 70's
Did y'all see that stock photographer that only takes pics of Trump's bald spot and his hand injury 
J Jonah Jameson aah
he's a more accurate representation of the country than the past couple presidents lol
hand injury?
also that's really petty

I don't see it tbh
honestly
i still have to say
in the wwhole tylenol debacle
it's not trump whose the most rretarded in that situation
alex wishes he could stay so healthy
Alex Jones for President btw 
that would be sooo entertaining
That's what we call exellent quality bait

on the right are the kidneys of their unborn babies
yes believe in science, because it is your religion you twat
on the left is the mother downing anotherr tylenol pill with some waterr
check dms
Bullying elderly politicians with Getty images
As an audhd guy, i approve more of us gonna rule this world in the future 
Let them consume tylenol... 
My awkwardness will be the norm
adhd isn't autism
Audhd is
you have both?
my condolences
i hope those hearts of iron 4 dlcs werent too expensive
They were 
when in the future 50% of the population cant even form a sentence due to severe autism you may not like how it really turns out
Subject attempts communication but there is no online form posted, only phone number
the hh christmas song is stuck in my head
Hh by kanye lives rent free in my head
What's your Factorio SPM at rn
Zero, because if i get myself into factorio, i know i'll be a neet forever
Gamified ritalin
wait till people see the Piers Morgan interview with NF
Stolen valor 
as an ex-idubbbz fan the combination of letters "NF" instilled fear into my heart
for the fate of your account
@narrow lotus @river zealot the first wipe be like
lvl 0 metabolism 
its alright, I don't really talk aboout him in community servers
My clan has no strong feelings one way or another.
My clan has strong feelings about israel

This poster is hanging in air force one btw
it's hanging behind me
Sending ten million clans that wear black to Israel
they got enough of those outside their borders

To get shot by hamas? 
@narrow lotus @river zealot @thick wadi @coarse bear this is the official UN website
page of the international criminal court
web 0.5
Frontend dev did a sleep
funniest part? only the russian version looks like that

My brother in christ there is no Agartha you're in Carcosa and you're going to die

english version
we deadass got the "coloreds only" drinking fountain aah ICC page

holy shit they got him
kaya turned him in

"How do you make a Russian page"
"idk just shit smth out"
alrright buddy

tattoo ideas
@narrow lotus
Iβm not your buddy, friend
i'm not your friend, guy
purist, somalian pirate and sks are the only sensible choices
just saw an australian ad that compared giving kids alcohol and cigarettes to giving them phones for social media
actual clown state
The internet is helluva drug
evil, not stupid
Not far from truth tho
idk
bruh these fking goldies in league are so miserable
Boss be catching me do shit like this
the iron sights on somali one arent lifted high enough to be accurate
fake image
You're right, they'd have that shit ramped to 500 meters
If not even farther
@glad carbon
this identification with evil is tiresome
"Im not a bad guy" - person who acts exactly like the bad guy
Remember, we can't have people that are just assholes, that isn't woke
More people act cartoonishly evil when there is a lack of cartoonishly evil villains
Is there even enough cartoonish evilness left, we already have the Epstein Island
Most ppl find cartoonishly evil ppl over the top and unrealistic, until said ppl have to deal with middle management for the first time
This is why SM2 is one of my favorite games currently. Everyone is the bad guy. YOU are a bad guy.
It's just the bad guys that your bad guy is fighting are MORE bad
I forgot i bought sm2
Half the reason i bought it was to dress up as a lamentor
other half is cus pookie plays
Go fuck up some dumbass bugs
Neurolictor couldn't save its brains from becoming home decor
If i dress up as bleeding heart boy its most likely me getting turned into decor
Well if you keep shielding others with your fat skull, yes
Mmm yes hydrocephalia
Looks like actual car crash
THAT E SEX WAS CRAZY
Kids that cant afford a good game or pc ig lmao
That's what CS GO is for
Customize your marine as a Lamenter, immediately jump into max difficulty
Sorry, CS2 got Volumetric Smoke now
To be lore accurate, of course
@stone blade @narrow lotus @river zealot @naive bison
become someone else's environmental narrative
*laments heavily*
Join the Deathwatch as a Lamenter, singlehandedly cause the loss of an entire Watch Fortress through extremely bad luck
Reply with "oopsie" in same tone as women driver hitting speed bump at 30mph
@stoic girder @narrow lotus @river zealot @naive bison @pseudo robin @prisma venture
first documented case of packwatch politely refusing a new member
it's true
that's how you find the map
Which would be hilarious since Deathwatch will take basically anyone that volunteers, even people who disavow or are disavowed by their chapter
So fucking stupid it wraps around to being funny
"Sorry, Lamenter. This Watch Fortress has reached maximum capacity. Please try again next century."
(the Lamenter won't survive until next century)
"we're here to die in a glorious battle to fulfill our last duty to the Emperor, not to just... die"
@narrow lotus @river zealot
"i am here to download the bug-free release of Tarkov 1.0, on its release day"
"cool cool, can you give me a sec?"
"Nikita... we are so fucked."
Sadly, Lamenters couldn't actually defend Baal when that happened, they had next to no numbers left and were too far away
an entire hive fleet makes a u-turn to slam dunk him
*thankfully
The rest of the Blood Angels secretly sighing in relief
I'm surprised Dante hasn't figured out yet what's going on and hasn't started hanging out with lamenters all the time
The Sanguinary Guard prevent him from doing so
"Luckily i have a trick up my sleeve"
They know it would be suicide
Are the lamenters the really unlucky ones?
Yes, and actually unlucky, versus "unlucky but it's actually hostile action"
Though I guess it's possible one of the four chucklefucks is like "fuck the Lamenters in particular"
"I want my Lamenters Guard"
"Lord commander no, we've talked about this"
"Throne take you let me fucking die :("
Sanguinius rises from the dead just to tell Dante to get the fuck back to work, then dies again
I need one more medical kit for therapist & it's like they don't exist all of a sudden
5 raids CAN'T FIND ONE FFS
where are u even looking
hey man
Ground zero.
firrst mistake
pull yourself by the power straps
check new areas on interchange
FFS I gotta go to interchange?
Dallas at 99% health be like...
DALLAS IS DOWNED!
you'll probably find more of them yeah
Ughh
don't you have to for the storry mode?
No it says I can find them in any level for it to count.
I found two in ground zero both at emercom checkpoint.
...yeah but some maps have better spawns.
yeah and there's like 1 poi with med spawns on the entire map
I was gonna try shoreline but I don't got it unlocked
not the best idea either
do you know interchange layout?
Uggghh, I'm going to have to shovel and snowblow as soon as I get home from work
Why did I decide to live in the north, again
which maps do you know
Literally only ground zero & shoreline.
well you need to, to unlock shoreline
like the second storyline quest is to survive on interchange
wdym
you gotta do story missions to unlock all the maps
Yeah I got told I could just do that via therapist
what
40k fans, is this true
Yeah the quest literally says I can choose between therapist & ragman
what quest
wwhat arre you talking about
main storyline???
Literally says to go to ethier ragman or therapist
So I went to therapist
And I alr payed her 250K
so you got streets access
Yeah
And I did the first mission for her which was to extract from emercom checkpoint on ground zero.
then you
go to intercahnge and survive, that unlocks skier and customs
give skier 5 building materials - that unlocks mechanic and factory
give mechanic 2 weapons - unlocks prapor and woods
kill 3 enemies on woods - unlocks peacekeeper and shoreline
Ah
nerd
The Codex Astartes does not approve this mf when the Codex Astartes is a set of guidelines and not rules
Codexus Astartesus

"my grandma told me "no matter what they tell you, Cleopatra was black""
"reshaping reality by casting spells"
im gonna shave my head and join r/bald
Doesnt have the same energy as struggling to maintain your hairline for a year then finally accepting it
Yesterday at church the Bible readings started on page 66-67 of the missal, and my 5-year-old went absolutely nuts repeating "six seven" like 10 times. And now I think we need to make this narrow exception to the first amendment and ban these numbers forever.
rare JD Vance W
indeed
there is a workaround
embrace it
Just hit my head
How it feels to hit baby toe on furniture
no drops, no events, no anything
still mogging idubbz by a magnitude of 8+

@narrow lotus
The only guys who do that barely know 40k lore themselves, lore vets tend to keep to themselves.
There's no way this is real
It's very possible
What if I like the aliens from 40k and say it to lore vets in the middle of a 40k discussion 
they wont pay too much attention
no one cares, it's 40k.
Was gonna say wigs exist. That or you end up cross-dressing/doing drag/etc
Humans are undeniably the protagonists and have a lot of reasons to be as despotic as they are, but it isn't shown as a just or good thing for them to be.
I've seen it happen. Literally had a friend who ended up loosing their hair & they went into cross dressing a month later.
don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything don't say anything
imagining a balding dude crossdress is way funnier
there's that 1 youtuber

OH LMFAO
who
No they wore wigs
Femboy dwarf
you probably don't know him
what's his name
his name is Bowblax
people somehow deduced it's him cause he was posting on alts himself jacking off in a dress

and he just wwould not shave
wasn't he also abusing copyright
no clue

the cope is nuclear
and by minors i mean kids trick or treating
π
I mean, if you think enough, testosterone makes you lose hair 
Less testosterone=more hair
no phone
The cope left the atmosphere
im starting to get the strelok hairline i give it 5 more years until im him lol
and im not scared of balding
I'm literally only 18. π Don't think I'll start balding till I'm like 40 or smth.
you'll start balding in like 3 years
it can happen anytime honestly DHT levels and genetics
my dad had really good hair
he was 60 and still had a head full of hair
Funnily enough, if your hair grays early, you wont get bald
My dad shaves his head every 2 weeks.
Seen a few friend like that
He's always bald.
not a single gray hair either
he had really black hair
my 20s was my peak hair its kinda thinning now but i buzz my head every 2 weeks so it doesnt bother me
Holy based
I'm blonde π
it looks black until the sun hits it and it looks brown
Mine was legit blonde when i was little, its brown now
Probs dirty blonde./Dark blonde.
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
Yep
is this guy like a judge or something
yeah you're not fooling anyone
yeah its called deodorant i know that u never heard of it
is that axe
now thinking about it, doesn't playstation and so on sell their consoles at a loss? how tf is that a functional business model with ram prices exploding like that
str8
i can smell it from here
Exclusive games
Peripherals
@minor cypress @stoic girder watching a random league clip
Why does midbeast look like tarzaned now?
Profits from games make up for that margin.
one of the funnier things about working my new job is the amount of really expensive colognes ppl throw away, and getting to try them for myself is what made me realize all cologne is exaclty the same
yeah but now the prices for ram have doubled or even quadrupled, they were already selling the console at a loss before, now they have a much wider margin to fulfil lmao
It's all the same 10 diff smells.
π
I expect the next PS to be like 3 grand
If you really want to wow a lady use the same cologne as her dad.

At least that's what I have heard online.
Like candles have way more smells then majority of Cologne/perfume
i duo queue with my ex every couple months
we don't talk about it. it just happens.
2am. both online. she sends the invite. or i do. neither of us acknowledges who sent it first.
the discord call is 90% silence. no "how have you been." no "seeing anyone?" just pings and callouts.
"flash down."
"jungler bot."
"nice."
that's the whole conversation.
here's the thing though.
our 2v2 is still nasty.
she knows when i'm going in before i ping it.β¦
do this and tell her i met him last night
That one wasn't meant to compete with the console market either way
For some reason
Gaben probs has a secret factory where he produces everything he needs
man i have it like 7 or 8 years
shit still works
It would be a pretty baller move if he just opened a manufacturer for ram chips and only sold them to consumers
But I doubt he'd do that
That'd be funny asf
Just to fuck with the industry
Same with half life alyx
Was literally just to fuck with the gaming industry
- he doesn't condone AI slop.
I mean, it was also a pretty good showcase as to what the valve index can do
Unlike majority of companies rn that are trying to push AI usage.
Can't wait to see if the steam frame is gonna hold up.

That one was very obvious tho
It's a ton cheaper and faster than any artist for example, maybe not better but let's not pretend like many companies really care about that
Fr
Me after missing my daily creatine by 1 hour
vs my neanderthal ancestor after not eating for 2 weeks because it was harder to hunt during winter
is that midbeast ?
bro aged 40 years since i last saw him lmao
I have to wonder what would happen if you asked the Wish Granter for something small like a loaf of bread or a pack of cigarettes and how itβd twist that to kill you

that facial hair and mustache makes him look approximately 57% more turkish
idk why
he just looks like he hates greeks
he looks like a plumber
the bread is moldy and the cigarettes have ricin in them like breaking bad
i mean technically the cigarettes will eventually kill you
maybe it gives you laced ones
love this gif
I love it when people knock giant microwave oven-sized chunks off ice off their vehicles onto our parking lot
polish politican after putting on his coat (he would fucking suffocate lacing shoes)
bro turned putting on coat into anaerobic workout
nah not even, thats you drinking your small 200ml protein shake 5 minutes too late after your workout thus missing the anabolic window and making you lose all gaisn
Thats why you gotta have a femboy for on demand protein fr so you never miss anabolic window 
Imagine working out at all, couldnβt be me. (I live in the middle of nowhere with no gyms in decent driving distance and my house is too small to have a gym so my basic ass is stuck doing stretches and long walks through the woods)
dumbbells are kind of extra too, just by adding random weight to a backpack you can workout arms and shoulders with that
with how masculinity usually is, it's not really an option and I wasn't sincerely proposing it as one
and then do pushups and pullups
Oh true yeah good point
As someone who liked doing weighted muscle ups before going back to school:
Stretch your balls

When the company didn't ncrease your paycheck but you promoted yourself by working less for the same salary
What the fuck is that url
bodyweight gaeness is a thing you know
the sun is too weak in the winter anyway
Fr i was like AYO didnt know gamma was chill like that at first before it popped up
That's why they don't get any power at all 
I am afraid of the concept of a sun
gamma indeed is not chill like that
california when they banned gas cars and everyone charging their teslas caused a brownout


Classic California
Malicious compliance ftw
reddit discussion about the 2035 gas car sales ban
Some of their anti forst cutting measures, also caused major fires last year or so.
Electric vehicles are better for the environment, ignore the incredibly destructive and pollutive lithium mining
EVs wouldn't be so bad if we actually had the proper infrastructure for it (more fission plants etc) but big oil has suppressed their competition
The fuck does that first comment even want to say??
bro it's not even that
they charge for like 10 hours from empty
Till polymer batteries are a thing buying ev is the most dumbest thing ever
ICE
Internal
Combustion
engine
or the way energy for the charging stations is created 
just like nuclear energy is always boiling water
right now it's always coal

We should be mass producing diesel hybrids tbh like the prius gets amazing range imagine with a diesel generator instead
Also, what do you do when the batterie is done?
Electric cars are not build to last that long... Meanwhile conventional cars last several decades
EVs are for the rich
"oh it's only 40k USD"
ok how do i charge it?
Well, I have a lot to say about conventional car manufacturers going electric...
But no one would read it, because it's too long 
from where
the ONLY way to run an EV is if you can set it to charge overnight
if you live in an apartment complex that's almost impossible
jaguar

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polymer-based_battery
Now imagine ev's with this kind of battery...
A polymer-based battery uses organic materials instead of bulk metals to form a battery. Currently accepted metal-based batteries pose many challenges due to limited resources, negative environmental impact, and the approaching limit of progress. Redox active polymers are attractive options for electrodes in batteries due to their synthetic avai...
"Oh my car doesn't get any more software Updates, better get a new car!" 
software update for the horsepower you paid for

btw because of surveilance-heavy cars are now
tesla literally adjusts automatically your insurance premiums
on how you drive
they collect so much fucking data frrorm yo u
That would be peak
You pay several thousand more, to get a charging station in your garage...
Oh, you don't own a garage?

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On the brightside if you drive good you pay less
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no you pay the base of 100%

The americans, chinese and isrealies spying on us constantly
The ocean can have the battery, as a treat
the eels have to charge from something after all
Why!!
Also why does THIS VIDEO work when every other embeds are BROKEN on discord
What is this crap 
I fucking love going to war and fucking dying
Batteries are indeed edible
Hey do you guys know that chinese car concept where if the car catches fire, the batteries violently eject to the side?
to whoever keeps depositing their slime residue in the whimsical blue bolus toy, please stop it. the toys are for everyone, not just you. this is the fourth time this month we've had to call in the "silly sipper" to remove your goop.
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οΈοΈit doesn't actually cost anything, he does it for free. but between you and me, the silly sipper kinda creeps me out. something about that guilty look on his face, while he's slurping some stranger's goop... i'm not a fan of it. i'd rather not let him anywhere near the premises.
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οΈοΈ(from ig @ iseseaparadise)
Yeah that one
Fuck all pedestrians 
hundred beats per minute baby don't mean shit to me to me
I cant believe how cucked the UK is we should honestly save them
Getting arrested for holding a gun in a pic is tyrannical
Yet they let rape gangs run rampent
God save the Queen British
Only they themselfs can do that
True sadly
and they also did it to themselves
I was on an arma server and the admin made us take a 'moment of silence' after the queen died
Truly
The most homo thing ever
Idk about that
shouldve gooned it on mic in hearing range
that's so fucking gei
We were giggling
Very breedable looking
Us murricans
i remember Irish fans at a football game were singing
Americans are British
Holy performative male
Lol
I wonder if americans are gonna ask for moment of silence when don kicks the bucket
Bros a walking corpse lol
Yep, BUT can you really blame the people if all your parties are complete and utter dog shit?
Same deal in Germany as well...
At least the US actually has two opposing ideologies to choose. Both incredibly extrem, but at least not this fuck fest...
In the end... It's all fucked 
Lemme take some idf soldiers with me
immortal god emperor trump will never die dw
i think biden'll beat him
Dude this chair smells like pee
I ain't dying alone im taking mfs with me
you should try not pissing in it
what are you talking about
Some guy sent me a gif telling me to kill myself lol
GOD EMPEROR TRUMP WILL ASCEND TO THE GOLDEN THRONE AND LEAD US IN A GLORIOUS CRUSADE AGAINST THE MEXICANS
tf does the idf have to do with anything
"some guy" π
Sorry
i remember the meme
it's like one of those "connect the dots" puzzles you used to do as a kid in coloring books
and it's a star of david in the puzzle that doesn't belong there and a guy is soyjaking at it
i wish i could find that meme
trump do be having some similarities with god emperor
mainly and mostly being a corpse on a throne
Epstiens light is radiating off him
Santa please.. lower ram costs..
you know who has the most feminine features? Women, you gei fuck
Don't ask what's powering the golden throne 
Funny you should mention that
Aint gei fr
sorry but santa only gives gifts based on socio-economic status

A shelving unit for a dollar is based af
Think Extreme Value!
like 2 months ago i picked up sopranos again after a couple month hiatus
the first episode i ended up watching was the episode where Dr Melfi gets raped. 
i legit had this face for like a minute straight
my face muscles started to hurt is wwhen i realized i was doing it
how paulie expects tony to react after he repeats the joke
I should start drinking at work
jetstream Sam chin stroke
fr
why arent you doing it alrdy?
I just woke up
and also calories
even a shot of vodka ismlike
40
instead you consume liquid bread
sopranos series pulled through a brainrotten dying head genre
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liquid and high fiber diet 
wholesome chongus

fkin epic
@narrow lotus @grizzled meadow
you will play loner
100th time
you will spawn in rookie village
wtf someone actually gets hit

in the vid


you will be happy
shi forgot were not on ig
Archaeologists in TΓΌrkiye believe they have discovered the tomb of Saint Nicholas, later famously known as Santa Claus.
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οΈοΈSaint Nicholas of Myra's feast is observed on 6 December.
last clip made me audibly laugh out loud
idk how but Snapchat figured out I'm a freak
pov ur 1 of em
turks on there way to claim santa
:(
santa is a denying armenian genocide
do it ironically and you're good 
who said im ironic
everything i post
i mean
100%


send an image like this and got a DM from a Russian user banned from gamma for like 5 years
No idea wtf that means though

amazing
"It never happened if it did, they deserved it"
i mean true but being a student in uni means ive been drinking heavy 2 times a week and ive still gotten gains and lost fat
you can make it happen if youre committed
At the Giza stripped club, straight up jorking it
alcohol halves protein synthesis? Just eat twice as much protein dummy
Thats what sumo wrestlers do
also beer has electrolytesβοΈ π€
type xie
hate when 2/3 the three chats I hang out in are being retarded and dumb
imagine eating ~240 g of bioavailable protein a day
eat more fiber
fuck it whatever, welcome back Bogandoff twins
God bless all these old people driving in a snowstorm with shit visibility and shittier roads because they need their newspapers and lottery tickets
disagree
I cant wait to be 80 going out because I ran out of cigarettes and then slide off the road and die in a ditch
he may be, but his butthole isn't
6'4 btw
Some guys were trying to get a small forklift out because some fucking idiots hung a window above the door and they couldn't just roll it out. When it started to leak hydraulic fluid the horn went crazy for a while. The machine spirit was screaming in agony.
Im sorry what embed
Such secular interactions with the holy machine...make me sorrowful
big fucking rock
you're jealous
yeah i wish I had a big rock
that you cant be buried in giant rock sarcophagus
what fuck that
I dont wanna be in a rock
im gunna feed myself to the deep
I wanna be in a pine box and tossed in the woods
i think
Delectable
polish intelligence bird slowly turning people into femboys
that seems more like it
the femboyification of poland is a plot by the polish to become more polish
What's more polish then wearing a dress and having mascara on
cat ears and a tail
Lubuskie is still resisting
clearly thats a turkey









