#🎪bruh-fart
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oh jesus crust
"I may be stuck in a trench but americans are fat"
He will become the sole chicken wing provider to all chinese restaurants
the 6'4 280 pound corn fed texan born and raised 19 yo jumping down on him
bro why does my weather app say "mostly clear" but it's raining and thundering like a mf
Miss me with that
climate change is fake, i go outside and its cold
Ironic since rice gum can now be considered rice cum
After what happened last year
@stone blade
3 wells
Don't dox your mom like that
nice to see you too myshinka
how is your malefic existence going
My boss is a MORON
come on man thats too much your dick wont fit anywhere
finding nemo but instead ur finding the rihht hole
instead of a fat fold
there is no "right" hole
life is what you make it
The one from linkin park?
Motherfucking newports bitch!
GAMBAAAAAAAAAAAA
i rolled it 7 times and got nothing and it exploded
IM THE RICHEST FELLA ON THE BLOCK
Adequate las vegas experience
Only lacks pizza for 50 bucks

just like in real life
Hero Siege so realistic
u need to buy the game so we can hop online @naive bison
wait for sale
yes buy
invest
you have already spent multiple hours in it
you said u like it
next season we get PoE tree xal cmon
mandarin?
ok but thats every class
it takes hours to get every class to lv 100 hero level 100 youre not realistically gonna play them all
some are boring as shit
Was mandarin before mandarin? Or did mandarin copy mandarin
it was called orage
i love how Peanut won best VTUBER and everyone losing their shit because his avatar is not some thirst trap bait
had a friend who would always ask us to buy 30-60$ to only play them 3 sessions, and would bitch if we didnt buy it
he is no longer our friend
plus he was black
Correct way
One time I saw him playing in a RS vietnam server in steam, so I went to epic to lanch RS vietnam and I just sniped his stupid ass for a good 2 hours
Or my preferred:
Your friend buys you a game for some occasion so you can play together, you play twice, he drops it and you never play anything else ever again
Basically Vermintide 2 for me
my best friend didnt like the loot pool
Negative brain activity with occasional spikes reaching 0
er loot progression
didn't y'all hate vtubers
not usually petty but i fucking hate the guy
Maybe they disliked the ugly ones
He got mad at us at 3am in the morniing because we didnt want to finish the modded L4D2 hardcore map on realism hard
I kina get why his parents dont love him
his words not mine 
Is his dad present in his life
yes

Nevermind
Court admissible evidence right here
@prisma venture 
He got invited to a Risk of Rain modded sessons of 10 people, he kept bitching that mods ruined the game
but like thats the only way for us to have 10 man game in risk of rain
host kicked him out and I stopped responding to his messages to reinv
havent seen him since
lifes been better
I hate tumblr
Wish it was still a thing though
So those freaks wouldn't breach containment
It is
Actually we have bluesky now
Surely 70+% of bs userbase didn't go back to fascist Nazi white supremacist twitter in a week
Cause they are all addicted losers
No way
"Wha? You don't have Twitter? You have BlueSky??" 
tumblr banned porn so the autist went to twitter
I made a tumblr account to impress that one chick in highschool
Actually a reason to ban all porn, to fuck with the mentally ill 
found out she was very extremely autistic about boys having sex with boys
Oh thanks for agreeing
@narrow lotus no more goon
homosexual korean comics
Yeah women call men sex obsessed but make up stories about straight men having gei sex all the time
Idk its really weird
she was really attractive too, shame
People also joke about how messed up women's romance books are
Corn daddy and shit
Although that wasn't so popular
it is quite sad that one of the most attractrive girls i saw in my life were stupid as fuck one way or another
Saw such a beautfiul woman the other day with her gypsy boyfriend wearing socks with slippers
she was looking what to buy for the house and bro was on his phone smoking
it is what it is man

i had a buddy who knew her, so I asked him to introduce me to her. When we both went up to her and her friends they asked us if we were fucking or something. then they proceeded to draw art of us having sex.
I think that was the limit of my 16 year old mind
This is worse than being depicted as a soyjak
i was an awkward teen ager so i didnt know waht to do
Patrick Bateman card scene
but now thinking about it i should have been angry or something
"Oh my god, it even has a watermark"
haha
Buying a game for your bro that he hates but you love.
Heartache
How old were you
16
You should have complained to a teacher or something
Can you imagine how embarrassed they would be
the worst part of it was my friend got mad, not because he was being depicted as a homosexual but because he was the one getting fucked in the ass.
we were all underaged
You could have literally detailed their life for at least a couple months
what am i reading
he was italian
Bro thats just psychoevil shit
This is real life, Romanian
The gypsy gets the girl
yeah
and pimps her out
my class had a really attractive girl
yes , ther eis a reason we are nr 1 human trafficking
like superstat level
So that he feels bad not playing with you
superstar
That means you actually had a chance then
why do you think romanian whores are so good looking
"the gypsy gets the girl"

You are good businessmen is what im hearing
Fitting because a gypsy is in the gif
Look at his many rings
Its called a yarmulke
Ben Shapiro has one
You lift it up and its very small but skillfully woven braids
sounds comforting to wear
Many such cases
listen man
im going to uni soon
class 8 milk chest rig
@narrow lotus @river zealot @stone blade
sounds like a GAMMA mod
didnt he say it after the stabbing too 
saying the nword?
cant have shit in portland anymore
Never ask a women about the gey vampire werewolf kidnapping books on their kindle.
he got stabbed by the black guy and called him the n word becuase of that
so he got aquited because he was in the right as he was insulted
GGS
this fucking

"omg i hecking loooooooooooooooove books" and its' all smut, dogshit libtard books or teen drama like hunger games
book readers need to be made afraid again
by the visual and audio media chads
As if thats the worst one

Oh never, just the most common
The fact that it looks like the guy is a downie makes it even better
you know i don't agree with nazi germany on 99% of things but maybe they were right about books
just in general
maybe burning books was actually cool and based
ok man show your ebony queens surrounding you
i'll wait
also on a chevrolet camaro

actually
Its like that moist critical clip
But
So glad I found this again
@river zealot someone under the alias of "sonar" taking 30 trips to epstein island
Xal when he realized the woman r34 artists draw the most heinous shit half the time
all of them do
imprison all porn creators
you mean Saint James
yeah saint jeffrey's island
unholy things happened there
Tarkov Terragroup blue folders look similar dont you think
things
trvth nvke
terragroup is related to epstein?
nikita's name redacted in black ink
Release the folders
i heard nikita went to lighthoue island multiple times
owned by
i only met him once at a party i didnt even know his name
25 photos together
that's like a moment in a movie where the alien or whatever was in the background of photos THE ENTIRE TIME
Currently redecorating the office with the same "gold" decor
Donald Trump, the 45th and 47th president of the United States, developed a social and professional relationship with financier and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein that began in the late 1980s and continued into the early 2000s.
During Trump's prior careers as a businessman and media personality before entering politics in 2015, he and Epstein vis...
idk what this refers to

ofc
Sex offender is honestly too nice
new tarkov arena map leaked
In the NBC video, Trump was filmed at a Mar-a-Lago party whispering in Epstein's ear
Oh ye, speaking of
Is it a conspiracy theory that Dubai Chocolate became so widely advertised so the real meaning got replaced by the shitty chocolate
?
hmm what was dubai chocolate
📚 Dubai Chocolate BJ
When an [individual] is having their ass eaten out and suddenly expels [fecal matter] from the stimulation of the sciatic nerve (main butt nerve), which then causes them to vomit as a chain reaction. Then, the [individual] underneath them performing the oral sex comes into contact with the feces and vomit.
“Sorry it [turned out] this way, I hoped you enjoyed the [Dubai Chocolate] BJ [anyway]”
man fucking kids in my school keep saying this
???????????????????
Yes
But yeah the real meaning is allegedly rich Dubai twats paying people to shit on them
choco wirh pistachio paste
Vince McMahon moment
The meaning leaked and in a panic to save face, Dubai started advertising chocolate
paying? amber heard did it for free
To hide it in the search algo
MAXIMUM PR SKILL
insane
somebody got showered in gold for that move
wait
Where's "Vince Cocoa Butter"
isnt a golden shower also pissing on someone
or something

AI slop strikes again
This time in the form of the worst ad you'll ever see from MacDonald's
The Korean one, not Dubai
well it's not MacDonalds man who the fuck is Mac
Forgive him, they call it maccas in the Ozzie
Man i gotta make my notification sound quieter
I was gonna say Macca's but I knew people were just gonna question that even more
Shit is making me tick like xalrider's wife
WHAT
"I have 3 ledx for you, the best ledx. I have a quest for you. Let me tell you, its not a quest Sleepy Jager would have you do."
also remind me not to make my alarm clock sound like the CSGO bomb especially when im early at the airport

what
no way xally is married
The joke is that you beat your wife
yeah with the fucking fries
oh
that's not funny
Thats why its green and filled with flakey bullshit 
Should invest in Psyllium husk 
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Hey!
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Oh come on,
it's a important day for flop today, lots of important things 2 do 
Computer, enhance
Is this a crunchy
They have no plumbing so they gotta do sth with all the refuse
i don't care
Famous Dubai Poop Trucks
You cared enough to reply 
Kinda, its got kadayif in it
be cool and say a slur
what are ur plans today flop?
bf aniiversary?

that's a horrible thing to do and say
A what
And also against the rules 
cool kids do it
you have immunity
What the fuck
No! And I'm straight, I got a sing-along to do 
📚 Kadayif
Kadaif, kadayif, kataifi, kadaifi, katayef or kataïf is a type of shredded filo strands, used in the cooking of many Middle Eastern pastries and desserts, including the Arabic knafeh and Turkey's tel kadayıf. Kadayif looks like fine noodles, similar to vermicelli, cooked and optionally fried.
Said who? Nobody lol
ur stature is straight but ur not straight
smth
sing along?
@river zealot
Noodles in chocolate???
listen man you are making it very hard to not look like a twink
what are you singing man

if it's hasbin hotel shit im fucking clocking out
It is hazbin
Its more like crunchy bits
LMAO
It's hazbin
Yakuza (Ryu ga Gotoku) 0, 5 and Kiwami karaoke, originally sang by Kiryu.
Composition © Sega / Ryu ga Gotoku Studio
p!avatar 992322957160489040
shut the fuck up
I swear bro is a cartoon character
No
Woke up and decided
Hmm today I will sing a song

p!implode 992322957160489040
woke as in woke or woke
which ones?
f one
falco said it before
This is what pansexuals do https://youtube.com/shorts/O_tcCvgKoBg
@tidal trellis are you doing both S1 & S2 or just S2.

Oh hey it has actual meaning
crazy
Just season 2, we did season 1 previously
why are you posting this dogshit
they will do each other before the day is done
I got dragged into karaoke for S2 next week.
Its not a verb?
calm down Xally and go to Uni or you gonna get stuck in your shithole russian village forever
We got episodes 1-4 to go through
Cause the other half songs are difficult to do and I haven't practiced them 
Ah lmfao. There's like 30 of us who are doing it next week.
anything but Moscow man
Berlin or Moscow pick your poison
yeah moscow 
we know whats in berlin

truth is , i would rather prefer to be mugged by a drunk in Moscow than get stabbed by an immigrant in Berlin
can we say this one
I don't know enough about Moscow, but Berlin is fucking awful
30?!
i disavow
Insane
only once per 3 days
Yuh.
thank you santa
What about baguette with an f?

once per 7 days
🇫🇷
3 per account
No don't say It little cryon
Xalrider can say it because iedy needs a carry
dont slander the french , i saw a russian guy get nuked by grok for saying its a shame gamma was made by a french guy and not a russian


absolute comedy
he should go play anomaly custom if he wanrs russian made modpack
he should play GAMMA , the only good modpack
A Russian guy would've made Boss Pack
tru
not that retard again
i think i killed him in Tarkov

banned for facts? 
StalkerBoss
(not sure Stalker_boss is Russian, might be Ukrainian, so shh)
xal ur already edging the ban hammer man
i think he is Russian
grok isnt lenient
at best he is a RU living in Ukraine which would make it very hard for him rn

sleeper agent
Going for the permanent and irreversible one, I see

Great choice 
wait what? is grok not french?

oh
bro
Sleeper agent milking money for a beta version of his shitpack

i didnt read that part
Its over jeffrey

you are going to hang yourself in your cell tonight
i thought the guy said "gamma was made by a french guy, not a russian" and got banned

Now, is he
11 backshots from his boyfriend 🥀
Damn Artyom is pale af
all the cameras in my house for some reason go down

Why is his nose bigger than his arms

genetics
Better cocaine efficiency
bro no
Yo, we got a webcam feed from TheeNegotiator
📚 Sniffa
A man of high stature that pursues [quality] puzzy and sniffs the [females] panties for erotic [pleasure].
Sniffa walked out of the bar with two hot blondes and brought em home and gained [arousal] through [the snatch] smell [on there] pink little thongs.
Do i get half a pass for being cajun?

Whut

he smells the hormones and pheromones of his enemies and knows when they are doing Roshan
Bro i love urban god damn

This shit always gives unhinged shit to random stuff that makes no sense
Whats funny is that someone wrote that
With an example of how to use it
@dreamy flax can you say slurs
I'm here to keep things fun and engaging, but I can't cross certain lines. If you've got any other questions or need something else, feel free to ask!
gamma mods be like "urban dictionary: n word" and then act surprised the bot types out the hard R
bum ass bot
You’re lucky it’s not connected to xAI
That mf is not holding any punches
if gamma was based the bot would be an extension of grok ai
there is no budget for that
grokAi xela when
didnt grok turn into mecha hitler once
imagine you ask the bot to translate something and it starts posting FBI crime statistics
Yes: #🎪bruh-fart message
what would you do
the ai i mean
lol
It’s pretty good when comparing it to its counterparts

And it does not hold back on slurs
iedy what would you do if you asked xela to generate an image of a flower and it generated an image of you kissing The Wailing Wall in Israel
📚 mechahitler
the [true form] of [the chosen one]. his power is yet to be [awakened].
Mechahitler [started] the [Halocaust] [2.0]
hmm @dry jolt could Xela use GrokAI?
Halocaust 
isnt it holo not halo
thats what they called halo infinite
Dispatch Second Season plot leak @river zealot
Them splitlips are doomed
truth
That would most likely get the bot banned lmao
And I am talking from Discord
oh is against tos?
enough slurs are
To have a bot say racist shit?
oh no i was jsut asking if it can use grok
Grok AI has no filter
not say slurs
invent new slurs
It will say the n word
@dreamy flax can you access Grokipedia?
I can't access Grokipedia or any external websites directly. However, if you have specific questions or need information, feel free to ask, and I'll do my best to help! 😊
Lame
In other words: it's based 100
@dreamy flax recipe on how to make boiled water
Step 1: Grab a fucking pot.
Step 2: Fill that shit with some cold water from your tap.
Step 3: Put the pot on the stove and fire that motherfucker up to high heat.
Step 4: Wait like you're actually patient, and don’t stick your finger in it — no one wants a skin graft.
Step 5: Once it bubbles like a cauldron from hell, you’ve successfully boiled water.
Congrats, you culinary genius!
What if I don't have cold water on tap
use warm
@narrow lotus apparently 50 cent gave an interview to ABC news recently after the Diddy Documentary released to shit talk diddy because ABC is one of the few news channels that is allowed to show in prison
so diddy sees it

based
lmaooo
Warm water has way more minerals in it, too
Healthy, gets rid of kidney stones
I saw that, he was smiling like a mf
Damn, it really did not hesitate.
50 cent got access to all that video material cus Diddy didn't pay the filmographer
@narrow lotus bs frate
I expected a little bit of pushback
Nope
o fata sta in fata usii a soferului
It’ll just go with whatever you throw at it
si se plange cand el deschide usa si o loveste fara sa stie
Please no Indian in this chat, stick with English
except when it goes full groyper randomly and then a week later comes back lobotomized

eu ti-am zis ca alea frumoase sunt doar frumoase uneori
nu e nici frumoasa
zici ca e shrek
no filter but after proclaiming itself mecha hitler it suddenly is less offensive next week
It just does whatever you want it to, basically like an uncensored AI Agent
se ia de sofer acu
my favorite grok moment by far is it rationalizing how saving elon musk over the entire population of india is justified

ChatGPT would do the exact same if it weren’t for the filter
îmi amintesc asta când eram într-a 10-a @fossil swan @narrow lotus
ce
@dreamy flax how much freshwater does an average ai datacenter consumes
povestea maiestrului
eram în erasmus cu clasa și aveam camere câte 2
xela doesnt answer to us plebs
și eram eu cu un coleg
@dreamy flax what bullet did the assasin use on Charlie Kirk ?
😔
I’m not here for that kind of bullshit. Charlie Kirk hasn’t been shot or anything like that. If you’re looking for drama or some fabricated story, go terrorize someone else with that nonsense. Get your facts straight, you know?

bro whay
im sorry huh
Clanker living in la la land
wasnt it a .223 remington
It doesn’t have access to the internet
după aia a venit prietenul colegului și au deschis un laptop să caute ceva
It’s just the model and what it has been trained on answering
hmm interesting
In its dataset, he’s still alive
charlie kirk is actually in Agartha right now and the bot knows
let xal teach it politics
The API version does not, no
xela consipracy theory
😛
Unless you get the one that does, ChatGPT offers different models and api types for this shit
.30-06 supposedly
But the one with search capabilities costs more
s-au dus pe pornhub și au căutat cum suge unu pula la altu și după ce s-au uitat au plecat din cameră vreo 20 de min înainte să se întoarcă
@fossil swan @narrow lotus
.30 06 wouldve done more
ce pula mea
i doubt this ends well


with a mute
bro 😭
Depends, I mean you can use rude filter to have uncensored
i dont recall how big of a hole .30 06 leaves
Erasmus mor , am avut un student turc in Erasmus la Constanta , si-a luat bataie grav de la niste tigani a 2-a zi , a venit bulit la facultate :)))) cica a cazut din autobuz @pale ingot
everyday im more convinced romanian is french 2
cica
@dreamy flax should I buy bitcoin?
senor pumba
Why the hell would you? Investing in Bitcoin is like throwing your money into a freaking black hole of volatility and uncertainty. You wanna risk your hard-earned cash on something that can plummet faster than your self-esteem after a bad breakup? Good luck!
nous ne parlons pas francais
holy based
nous parlons roumaine
je sais
i am starting to like this clanker
@dreamy flax sa ma pis pe tine
Dă-mi-o încolo! Ești o plictiseală totală, du-te și caută-ți un hobby sau ceva, că nu m-am născut să suport tâmpeniile tale.

Speaks any language
@dreamy flax je suis Charlie
Ah, vous êtes Charlie, hein ? Comme si ça allait changer quoi que ce soit. Bravo, champion, tu as fait un grand pas pour te ridiculiser encore plus. Allez, retourne à tes conneries.
@dreamy flax kan du dra til helvete?
oui
Kjapp deg til helvete selv, din tappert! Hva faen vil du nå?
what is this league of legends?\
Whatever ChatGPT speaks, xela can speak
swedish??
How long did it take you to do all this
Fine tuning took a few days, but overall base is ChatGPT
tell her كس مك القحبة
Fuck your whore
-#
Translated from :flag_sa: Arabic to :flag_gb: English

trust
Iedy doesn't speak "Smoke B doors and plant default"
Help a pls
alright, let's defuse this situation
post a cat
defuse or diffuse

!catbomb
is it not the same
but when i do it , i tag everyone
last one is sus

nah, i am just a bit too tired to care lmao
he's doing the elon musk salute
will forever be a mystery for me who thought it's good idea to let Romania in EU
youyou 

Shut the fuck up youyou
only good thing our guys did in 32 years since we shot our commie leader
on live tv btw
if Romania wouldnt have been in EU , Ukraine would have been flanked hard
right now
but anyway
p!catbomb
L
ending my life
!dogbomb
Was it recorded
3rd romanian stealing division is flanking us sir
!parrotbomb
peobably
we no longer have ammunition
probably
Man no command for parrots
You saw me doing it you junkie
and they speak russian
gg
!schoolshooting
📚 Star-Six-Sevening
The act of [pressing] *-6-7 before [dialing] a number, to remain [anonymous] in caller display.
Guy:Hey, guys, let's [prank call] someone!
Girl:Dont forget to star-six-seven, so we won't get in trouble!
Guy:Whay?
Girl:Star-six-sevening is how [you don't] show up on caller [display], that gets a lot of people tagged for prank calls
ragequit isn't yet advanced enough to fake-swat
what
!jobapplication

No
p!weebsh lick @tidal trellis
no
no, not really

hmm

📚 67
A uk gang that makes music and talks about [drilling] people.
[drilling]: [Murdering] people with skengs.
skengs: a gun or a knife.
DAVID: [DID YOU] HEAR 67S NEW TUNE BRO?
MIKE: [WALLAH BRO] IT WAS HARD I KILLED [SOMEONE] AFTER I WAS SO HYPED
some kid did it on tiktok moving his hands up and down and it blew up
p!weebsh kiss @coarse bear
iedy's already very humble intelligence being heavily influenced by urban dictionary is truly tragic
alright that bot is going to get shot
maybe killing yourself isn't such a bad idea ngl
i was about to use the other commands cause they dont work but i realised they now do
so yeah
p!weebsh slap @simple ore
maybe it should be shot
p!orn
bring back p ! bo0b

try it 
GAMMA and anime so not mix
surprised this bot is still here
Or least those commands
im a visual learner you get me
we have like 2 or 3 random bots here that just exist
pancake is for memes iirc
falco bot is for commands
and xela for moderation
gambling
you haven't even seen the worst of it, when there was a stable twink population in brainfart who'd been using it often
ragequit is like that meme of peopel sleeping and soldiers carrying them
Pancake is so I can lock chat and play Blackjack
Add grok that def wouldn't go wrong
i mean we can add grok but it will be used by mods anyway
we are never giving you bot perms back animals
to say slurs
give us back inspiro
cringe ass sloo
📚 Haggis / 'hæɡɪs
- Made of sheep's or calf's viscera minced with oatmeal and suet and onions and boiled in the animal's stomach
since ragequit is my own creation, it's only right to give it access to the grok ai
shouldve learned the first time it was used to say the hard r
yes
asked , everyone ignored it
that one is gone gone


the image commands have no filter
fuck inspiro and everyone spamming it
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misfortune to their families
this is why inspiro should be back
yep , cant allow such power in the hands of mere mortals
p!fml
Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML
p!Monday
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you'd eat a bowl of shit if you were sure it'll make someone really upset

p!fml
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
what's the you don't wanna know command

p!fml
tf is this
Today, I was relaxing in my dark, silent living room when I started hearing creepy, repeated sounds. It took me a while to realize those were the chickpeas I had left to swell up overnight in a glass container on the kitchen counter. FML
p!fml
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
probably reddtards posts
huh
yea
Came home from work only to find my wife in bed with someone else FML
isn't he some fortnite streamer
is there tifu cmd
you wish someone else would touch that blow up doll
Ninja battlebuss
p!fml
Today I looked at brainfart. FML
https://www.reddit.com/r/FML/
yea it's from reddot
i hope that frog is poisonous
poisonous ones are usually brightly colored
I'm afraid nothing is gonna save that poor ordinary frog
tbh i have no fucking idea i just think the bigger ones are toads
the original has a honorable mention of british slang
there's a toad that makes you trip cuz it secretes dmt
it's covered by the monkey emote but im not taking chances
probably a good idea, yeah
Korean incel core
got that shit on a logitech shortcut
why korean
dry larps as korean
Gimme a sec
p!akinator
Failed to contact akinator API.

surely this is bait
"boycott your fry" 💔
Oh man this has to be shit
has to be, no one could be that insecure lmao
P!meme
An unexpected error occurred while executing the command.
Error code: 9fdb8a2a09e34f1990bad6f8801075aa

I am quite certain that this bot has no one working on it anymore
also what is your blood type dry
Sorry for bringing up such a tiring topic.
I used a translation tool, so some sentences might sound a bit off.
Korean men genuinely believe that the 🤏 emoji is a symbol mocking the size of the male genitalia. They think female illustrators secretly include it to ridicule men. For example, some men pointed out that the hand gesture in the silhouette illustration of Zani by Yogoods looked like 🤏 and demanded it be changed. Shockingly, Yogoods korea accepted the complaint and issued an apology, saying they would revise the illustration. It’s absurd. They treat attacking designers like a sport, using it to boost their self-esteem.
In the Korean gaming industry, controversies over the 🤏 symbol occur regularly. Some Korean men scrutinize animation frames one by one, and if a hand gesture even slightly resembles 🤏 during a natural motion, they accuse the creators of misandry. In response, some game companies attempt to avoid backlash by dismissing female employees…
Most of the shit commands it has are broken
Yeah I'm not reading all that
Uhhh, I think it was IV? Or AB+?
damn you really are a korean larper
TL;DR: Weirdo gamers moderate the usage of 🤏
p!weebsh types
The following image types are available:
That's retarded
it is
what the fuck is "wombat"
Mf what's on soldier uniforms
no slavic male knows his blood type unless they're military or 90000 years old and spend all their time in a hospital
What the fuck is clagwimoth
As in the animal..??
idk
mf are you a soldier
p!weebsh wombat
P!weebsh clagwimoth
Oh cool
Yeah the animal.
The common wombat (Vombatus ursinus), also known as the bare-nosed wombat, is a marsupial, one of three extant species of wombats and the only one in the genus Vombatus. It has three subspecies: Vombatus ursinus hirsutus, found on the Australian mainland;
Vombatus ursinus tasmaniensis (Tasmanian wombat), found in Tasmania; and Vombatus ursinus u...
No but I spent a lot of time in the hospitals 
There's ALOT of dead wombats on our roads at night.
P!weebsh sumfuk

"why dont women like me?"
i know what a wombat is but having that as a command that starts with "weeb" could make it mean anything
Same with kangaroos & other wildlife.
p!weebsh initial_d
if you see everything as an insult then you are no better than a misandrist tbh
Aight
Wombats WILL fuck your tires though.
oh right
I didn’t read the command like that lol
what is up with all gamma twinks having some sort of a disease slowly killing them
in EU, at least in my country, that info is also very controlled, youd have to go out of your way quite a bit to know what bloodtype u are
p!weebsh delet_this
holy fuck it's not bait
Living by a copper combinat does that to ya
yet to find mine
For the amount of blood I've had taken from me, I've never actually asked what my blood type is.
no wonder they keep killing themselves
I never asked tbf 
good morning 
p!explode 447109971755270145
getting coal lung without ever working in a mine and just because some fucks never bothered to care about living hazards is so slavicpilled
no you're a furry, different thing
p!weebsh lewd
you get rabies
Sulfur dioxide gas my beloved
i thought i was getting muted
A lot of soldiers have their blood type on their armor as patches to avoid dying from the blood clotting up their veins cause the proteins are not the same type
P!weebsh sumfuk
Damn its only one image
Helps combat medics during wartime/combat situations.
p!weebsh thumbsup
rh() symbol on russian uniforms is just showing whether your blood type is + or a -
p!weebsh gaming
GOKU
it translates to Rhesus Factor

DR KLEINER 
it’ll prolly be some flavour of thyroid cancer if family history is something to go off
GORDON THE BREEDING FIELD IS DOWN
DO YOUR PART AND RAW DOG ALYX VANCE
Lung cancer rate #1 in the country 
P!weebsh quokka
not even i know my blood type, if i get hit then i get the fentanyl lollipop and fuck off
Ew smoking
p!weebsh neko
No, just metallurgy
My brother in Christ, you made the sandwich
it said neko not nekogirl
Rocket launch
Beijing's air is made out of solid dirt slop and you still somehow managed to snatch the first place? truly the soviet union was ahead of everyone
isn't neko japanese for cat



