#🎪bruh-fart
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- I got a back door right near my office that's a one-way for those situations.
Pretty secure.

During the day they have armed patrols everywhere. And guards stationed all over the place
- the fuck ton of Cameras everywhere.
During the night they got a team on patrol outside & on the gates. But no one beside me inside the main building.
Thankfully a glock then, we got issued browning hi powers or something along those lines at one point and was annoying to carry them on us cause of the weight. Meanwhile a glock is fuckall light
I barely notice it's even on me ngl.
Yeah, you got a hip holster?
Yuh.
I'm a watchman so they issued me a rig & holster since we basically just sit in the security office all shift.
Do you have a combat knife in a sleeve too
He has that in his combat boot
That was a question to you more
The guys on patrol 100% carry knifes tho.
Usually in my left thigh pocket
Those guys are issues with plate carriers n shit.
Even seen a few team in full ass kits.
The plastic clip on the knife holster broke so couldnt have it on my belt. But that way it got in the way
Hurr durr rolex gucci supreme durr
Wearing a rolex is basically asking to be robbed.
It's like hanging a small gold bar around your neck... Why would you do that?
To show how rich you are?
Sure bro, seems you have enough to share 
Only reason to whip it out is for a meeting with some rich guy.
i mean it always depends where you go lmao , ppl wearing rolexes do not usually walk alone at night in a dogshit neighbourhood
lets be real now
and i heard they can be pretty heavy i doubt they wear it non stop either
It's more of an Investment imo
Like buying gold long term.
Only that you can actually wear it on special occasitions
Did you know that you can rent rolexes?
For a weekend and so on
To larp as a rich guy

you can even rent them for pictures only
you can rent a car with the rolex as well to make the steering wheel photo
same for Luis Vutton bags and shit for women
even diamond rings
How pathetic can someone be? 

Jesus Christ
Man renting drip is pathetic lol
theres rentable girlfriends for photos
Some people rent "girlfriends"
I mean atleast with renting gfs you can clap cheeks so thats something atleast
Jesus... I don't even have words for this
Bro's are lacking this trait
Chuds rent gfs chads rent bfs fr
I don't think those women do stuff like that
Aye, it's just photos lmao
Ah when they said "girlfriend" assumed it was escort lol
Ah
Just give 'em "Johann"
Johan?
We need more Ryans
John but European
AYO
Met an Arab who had a name change from Afou to Noah 
afool
Noah is a good choice
Keeping it Abrahamic

Huh
Funny
It's a fridge
I also use
cause it represents me perfectly
Ah, okay I get it
Exactly
Finally someone on the same wavelength as me

more and more emojis claimed by the twinkerton
Also that's not my name!!
funny that I haven't mentioned you in any capacity yet you assumed correctly
good boy
🎵 Twinkelton, twinkelton, twinkel all the way! 🎵
mines better
all of them are dogshit thank god
what i wouldn't give to remove 
No, it's context! 
twinkish
Go away u
im omnipresent
i am about to burger
oh
pogger
burgering all over the place


I would also do that
BUT
I live in Germany
So if they track me down
Same as I were in the UK
Only slightly less worse
But if I don't make fun of politicians, I should be fine 
Just don't call government workers parasites.
ive already reported your messages you are done for
Oh, that reminds me.
My co-worker told me, if he was in America... And the President insulted him (like Trump did with multiple people so far), he would sue him...
I had to tell him that America ain't Germany and you can't sue people for insulting you there 
But the president can
why would they track you down 😭 😭 what kind of vpn ur using 😭 im crine
?? how can german govt know hes german if hes using vpn
If they need to know who you are they will know
mullvad vpn
DAITA protection
bam
Well yes, they got immunity, but you can also insult the President as a normal citizen in the US. He couldn't sue you... Freedom of Speech covers that.
In Germany, if you insult someone. It's an attack on one's human dignity 
Words are violence 
They say that, so they can justify using real violence against you 
Had following Situation in another Server:
Dude made racist jokes 2 years back
People found out
He apologized and said he was a different person Back then
People try to get him fired from his irl job, because of it
damn lmao
good thing my old acc is gone
cinema
The server was full of people with mental illness... You know which kind 
ngl i fw people cant say shit on the internet to randos but this is pure mental retardation
absolute insanity

He doesn't know
Enlighten me
ICE would like to know your location
Romania , come get me 
Are there reports of ICE busting someones home, because they posted "Trump sucks cock" on Twitter?
If a romanian gets deported to brazil he would cry tears of joy
Thats a very big stretch unless they found out that he was an illegal
no , that happens in UK tho
you can call anyone whatever you want unless you threaten them
then they can take action
calling him a cocksucker is fine
Threatening to kill him is a felony , even online

Okay, so this was just bait because it's exacly like I said
Makes sense
Oh yeah, for sure. Would be retarded if it was not lmao
uh, well they also deported those who werent illegal for ts
Ts?
especially during palestine thing
this shit
That is quite ray and getarded
Free plane ticket 
It is gae and retarded, they should just get rid of illegals. And compensate those, who got deported wrongly.
Ah, that takes care of compensation 
can i still win
place your bets
You trained in taekwando, right
What if i just wish for it to happen
Maybe learn a little and come back here then buddy
hmm idk , in any other country - probably nothing
in the US where Kirk and Trump both got shot , one died - you might get a visit from the boys depending on how they feel
same wiht the UK
hell UK sends the boys for political memes nowadays so 1984
Is Baldi's basics called Baldi's basics cuz Baldi is bald?
The feds laughing at my meme in the briefing before shooting my dog and deporting me
Hell some brit got arrested for posting a pic of him using a gun in the US on vacation lol
Literal hellhole
Have a merry monday Shifty
guy being arrested for posing with guns
when he was in america
and then came back to UK
is the peak UK speech laws
Was there at least one update in 6 months

but it's a demo
so i guess they're still working on the full game

Shalom Shifty
shalom hal
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idk why people are shitting on it on forums lmao
Simulated crossbows 💀
grr devs gave us a banger free demo and didn't update it
Waht do you mean my free demo doesn't come with monthly content
Pathetic cash grab
Fr 
shit could've been sold for like 2-5$ and it would still be worth it
It's egg time boys! Time for some hard boiled eggs
Cant check rn but I have like 60 hours in demo
i have 40
@heady crow @pale ingot
truthnuke
Nothing prepared me for this part of the trailer
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wtf is a switch
Obviously Dominant 
you're german we know
That reminds me, should doublecheck the server for "genocide of armenians" names
Someone who does both roles
turks be like "it never happened and if it did they deserved it"
how
The names are in Russian
system of a down was so successful they made armenians into a real thing
serj wipe
It's about control.
Dominant takes the lead, sub follows and does what dom says.
A switch is comfortable in both positions.
So depending on the Partner, they can switch to either role.
If they're both switch. They can change whatever floats their boat
Or so I'm told

retarded
ry
Phd in getting pegged

its Abel not Able
Can't escape from Male-Female

What
The focus was on Unicron not being grammatically correct
Time to start using AI to put guns into UK people's Facebook images and send it to the coppers.
There has to be at least one cop that gets trigger happy and goes to their door without checking if the image is real.
GL they are like monitoring everything over there 24/7.
(yet still won't deal with all the illegal immigrants)
(nor the crime rate.)
The actual ergonomic sitting position for gamers
Oh, they deal with them all right, by giving them money 
Focusing on illegals rather then your own citizens.
Squeezing maximum T from the balls.
Same shit is happening right here in Australia as well.
You guys are having some protests too, no?
REAL
guohhh buhhhh .. brbvlblllblblbllblblblbl
Alot. Slowly escalating to violent protests.
I hear they are banning political parties too...
And errr the new social media ban didn't help.
bro locked tf in for that bedwars game
Someone is 100% gonna end up assassinated at the start of 2026
I was judged for my knowledge
nintendo console
as you should
Why? 
it builds character or something idk
buh
Its brainfart, what do you expect. They hate a playa for knowing too much
Slowly becoming a surveillance state btw. Genuinely 1984.

Nah man, you guys are going to start popping off with China soon (joking).
Easy to thin the herd.
we know
we know what you are
Its not like i hide it or anything
Gonna be honest. Doubt we'd be able to take them on for a long while. Our government has long neglected our defense budget.
I'd judge a genius who knew what his prostate feels like
Who said the goal was to win?

Genuinely wish it wasn't all old fucks who just want power in government.
But I wasn't talking about prostates 
Shit gets worse & worse by the day.
what does that mean
And they keep shutting down the internet more and more so people can't vent.
✅ they gonna be the first ones to wonder why people are trying to kill them.

People are going to go after them from spite alone.
"I just wanted to play videogames"
A good portion of my western friends have told me they had some violent thoughts recently.
Pissing off a whole generation of healthy, young males who got nothing to lose isn't the smartest move old guys with money can make 
Not surprised.
^^^
I am armed & if it does get to that point I'd probs doit.
Unsatisfied and untreated but held back by loved ones
Sounds so gae and retarded but its what they basically say
i am skyler white yo

Well... Once your loved ones all suffer from the Fallout of retarded decisions...
Hmm, I wonder what will happen 
we have these red zip ties at work for marking broken shit to be fixed and this one mfer is always chewing on them like they are pieces of straw like some kinda cowboy
Anyways it's like 1:30 AM for me & my sleeping meds probs bout to kick in. I'm out
Mfer dresses like a fucking tool too man I want to kick his ass
Please dont remind me of my own personal problems bro 
😭
You've got this 
This was from when the people were doing the GameStop thing.
aren't you Australian
He lives inside some sterile bunker, he don't know what time it is
||convenient that just about every country restricted gun ownership at about the same time then||


Don't get me started on that again


CONVINIENT, ISN'T IT?
We started censoring people for saying the we control everything 
You can't make this shit up.
it doesn't happen
it does happen, but it's super rare exception
it does happen a lot, but it's actually a good thing

Check out all of Dry's twitter posts...

Oh they're mostly stupidpenis
website formerly known as twitter
7.6 earthquake in Japan. Something happened
Thats gotta suck. Its like 1 or 2 am there
Noo! Ganbatte Japan.

Idk bro, everytime I see a Twitter post from you... It says girlcock... 
YIPPIE
Bro's blind
God damn I didn't pooped I gave birth
Oh my God
I need to replay kcd 2 btw
Will you swallow the sword this time?
Individual support tickets
girlcockx otherwise known as the site formerly twitter 
Yeah you kinda blind, dog
Oh yeah say gex with hans
Good
I just go there to make it worse for Falco to check my account any time he forgets he already saw my account
which is still good for shitposting
Bro thats equally retarded if not worse
nah i dont get that on my feed
Search in this channel, I scroll down and see at least 15 girlcock urls
You ain't fooling no one
only extremely silly, retarded, borderline dark memes
I gotta curate mine then
accounts always based in st petersburg or bangladesh
sometimes good and wholesome memes
He is feeding boomers misinformation 
All from you dry 
I am basically getting boomer algorithm
i say that vaccine turns you autistic, gae and reduce your pp size
i always forget that the word gae is not allowed
but the slur for jewish is still on
figures....
A slur for jewish people?
I just get reels of nick fluentes and how based and king is rising he is or some shit
it works
I have never watched this dude ever
K...
Only known video i saw was when he basically grabbed a dude by the collar and looked like a twink doing it
Its wild that slur is allowed yet you can't use the morrowind word for outlander lol
there was one time that i misspelled the word kite
if it did there would be a noticable market just for those effects
Don't know a slur with k
just sayin
???
and it worked
lmfao
Cake is yummy
Fine, lil bro
I'll post more
change the t to k, and there u go
Successfully banned 8 members 
landmine rules
complain if you want, I have and they won't change
You don't have to, I already know the truth
it was a genuine mistake
😳
Never seen a mass ban option before
damn that's awesome
feeling like thanos
!1984
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Thought the finger of god was going to squish me
Who was mass barned
The mass
i thought i was going to be banned
almost always dog whistle named retards
ive been a noti boi
!barn
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Same ngl lol
in those recent years
Thats gotta be a record
!barn @little mirage 20 minutes
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!barn @deep topaz 10,000 gigashityears
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Yehaw
saved
ok what's for breakfast chat
cake
crack rocks
you guys suck at breakfast
Energy drink. Cracker. Cigarette
Made a chicken sandwich from left overs for breakfast didn't feel like cooking
I had 4 scrambled eggs, 3 bacon, scoop of homefries, and a biscuit with sausage gravy
Black bread with ssamjang, fresh cucumbers, sliced, and some tea
Wrong @
Ssamjang?
Soybean paste
Ill give it a try never heard of it before
Got muted for that in another server once 
I could e sworn there was a way better soy alert gif
Naw why it bounce like that 😈
it's all the fucking nerd youtuber
There's Dwenjang(briny), Ssamjang (spicy), Gochujang (extra spicy)
deserved
Thank you
think I'll try Dwenjang first
Be sure to put some somewhat thinly sliced cucumber on top, but otherwise it can be a "Put it on fucking anything"
@stone blade

aw shit non halal I'm sorry
Something to lift your heart
thank you habibi

true
Game?
santa's getting ready for december 25
Holly jolly alex jones
Bro vored some elves before filming
Incredible
is it swollowed or swallowed
Fr lol
ask ivan
Swallowed
nice, thank you
crazy how you can post fetish content if it's just weird enough
If you just say that you dont like the color black online in the UK, kiss your normal life goodbye
also for owning a butterknife without a license
for realsies
@stone blade what's the chaos tower
i wish i was this monkey
santa has yet to give birth to all the presents for the nice children
indeed
but i suspect that this belly is full of coca cola, mentos, and gas
I live at the top of my awesome wizard tower there is no rent but every few months I have to vaporize an adventuring party idk
you guys might not know but there is a monthly program that runs as a condition for my unban, a bunch of random gamma users get perma banned and this goes on until they get me
just wanted to let you guys know that

get a protection order
i'm only here until the 1/600.000 gets hit
@stone blade i talked to the chaos tower npc
asked him to open the gate
he opens it
i ask him to open it again
i wouldn't post that
oh rapping is with 2 p


Everytime I try and walk into the local clergy office to file one I light on fire, could have something to do with the adventuring parties bothering me idk
sorry
I swear one of these days I'll miss click in my gifs and get executed
this guy is tearing down all his Bill Cosby posters in his room now


where is your building located, you might be applying to the wrong agency
who the hell is bill cosby
the lady in yellow in that action movie
i mostly dont remember by name
it's not in one spot per se, if I think really hard it can actually just be anywhere
that's why I'm confused on how they keep getting in
cosby
aint bill cosby that midget dude from arnold
lemme search for this name
oh

he's a pedophile
ok
those arent adventures, those are probably city officials condeming your building for the lack of geodedic measures, also building risk for multiple building ordinance violations
I think perhaps I left a sigil somewhere once and it's served as a permanent connection point they use to teleport in, I just have no idea where it's at and they don't survive long enough for me to ask
Oh, beurocrats
Did you know you can buy UV curing teeth filler on Amazon for a bargain
i dont remember seeing any of his movies
Good thing I've been vaporizing them
you probably dont pay real estate tax
I don't pay any tax
imagine not paying taxes directly on the product
low tier sex offender
imagine paying for gasoline and 60% is taxes charged directly
let's not slander the good name of William Cosbington
always respect Hannibal burress for calling that shit out, it went under the radar for years until he put em on blast
oh i actually dont know if he targeted underage girls, all i know is bill cosby put women to sleep with drugs and did things to them
Sexual abuse is pdf, just abuse is he probably beats kids
Guys
What if
Barrett 50 cal
But
You replace muzzle break with an airhorn
And instead of bullets you load these compressed air cartridges into the mag
it says sexual abuse

Huh
Lets not slander the good name of Lowel Tiberius God
why am i getting the feeling that you guys are defending his arse
I am not
oh tahts how its spelled
I was giving clarification
good
I'm not large where I'm going to skate around saying it's bad
abuse can also mean beating women, which is not as controversial
They usually deserve it

bro's into something vile
Timeshare schemes
@heady crow @narrow lotus Check out THIS ol' banger 

Cute
I now have every heroic weapon in SM2. For now.
Time to play something else while waiting for weeklies to refresh
man i wish sm2 had coop content
Yeah, sucks you have to play with bots to get anything done
aint there any ready to play stalker gamma installer?
mine just got fucked up, cant play it no mo
but like actually
there is only 7 missions
and the only variation is rotation between like 10 modifiers
helldivers 2 just clears it on that part
7+2=11?
no i was just misremembering the number of missions
oh yeah there were 10 missions
they added a 11th
Sir do you need an ambulance
no i need focus entertainment to make more content for space marine 2
I mean, they're adding more operations, more modifiers, more weapon variants, Techmarine is dropping next major patch
yeah that's what i need
The tech support is equipped with power armor and is rapidly approaching your location
is the new content dlc or free
Plankton had an AI wife
Free
I assume were talkin rainbowsix right
Only SM2 content you have to buy are the cosmetic packs
i think everything but the cosmetics are free
And with Stratagem cosmetics, you can still get some pretty nice fashion going
Yep
Honestly the worst part of a new class dropping is that everyone's going to want to play that class but you can't have multiple of the same class in Operations
And I'm going to be mainlining that class because I have literally everything else already mastered and prestiged
i need a rs6 in my life
i like blacked out better
Valid
I want an RS7
SO fucking bad
But I gotta wait till the snow goes at least mostly away
actually i'm gonna get a M3 E46
@tidal trellis
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Cute!!!!
Makes me miss my cat
Did you know that if you drive an Audi you're at elevated risk of death?
That's because I HATE YOU and I WILL KILL YOU
LEARN TO USE A FUCKING BRAKE SOMETIMES
The amount of times I nearly crashed into an Audi or BMW because they wouldn’t use their blinkers to pull onto the road or switch lanes is quite high
You are in luck because I hate BMWs too
Also remember if you drive a BMW to park in multiple spots
Youll see him again
well idk how but I appreciate the thought

Guh?
fart
The fact that I understand this without knowing a lick of German 
This reminded about Black (2006), I don't know why.
Bro I wish
Holy shit deep cut, I played this so much on the ps2
Hi stinky
remember that one ditch in the forest that spawned the first armored guy
hate that mfer


Who tf called most obese city Ebbw Vale instead of BBW Vale
stinky 
ohhh so that's original, i've only seen kirkified one
Hey! Be moce!
Fijian
Didn't knew Japanese racing circuit had it own language
Hey! Be nice!
ohhh Fiji, not Fuji
Are skinny white dudes as magnetic to obese black chicks, as skinny black dudes to obese white chicks?
No
damn, i might be last man standing then
One of the few times that reciprocals don't match
Unless they're chasing life insurance
56 second woods raid wtf did they do to the spawns
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪jollyfart
I would like to take a moment of prayer , for the one that invented the AIR FRYER
God bless for such a tool , cause it saves people from hunger
1 like = 1 prayer for the Air Fryer

!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪jollyfart.
to clarify the dude died in 2022
oh
Who?
Babish is dead?
Yes
Air fryer inventor
airfryer maker

last news regarding him is trying 40 costco products so it might be the case too
dude didnt get to see the end of covid
where tf is that
they really dont make em like they used to
tf is that
vtm bloodlines
📚 beluga
Beluga is often used to descride someone that is [festively plump]. It was [originally] said to confuse someone. This was the [ultimate diss].
"[Oh My God]!! Look at the [Beluga Whale]. What a [Fat Bitch]!!"
yes, to cut the plot down as much as possible you are a newly turned vampire and must stop a cabal of other vampires from bringing about a apocalypse and prevent the waking of the first(?) vampire
aright
there is a lot more to it but if you want a review with depth watch the mandalore video
literally plot of blade

ye
vampires be forming cabals and trying to summon an ancient evil
yes vampire cabals
not even worth pirating tho
Paramount offered a like 108B counter offer
what about the old movies?
I would literally anyone other then netlfix own warner bros
there are some good old ones but 99% of all new movies wouldn't be worth wiping your ass with
DID YOU KNOW
That something peculiar happens to your brain when you have to pee?
We know your brain changes when you have to pee because the more you have to pee the more the desire to go pee increases
It becomes so intense that sometimes it's all you can think about, making it hard to focus, right?
It's almost like your brain shrinks to think one single thought: "I really have to pee"
Well the reason it seems to shrink to that single thought is
||because you're becoming pea-brained||
Netflix CEO is gonna be the next American Healthcare CEO on the news

oh boy
HAHA this is gonna be funn
🍿
wonder what old catboy fuentes will have to say
lmao
i cant say my other name for him
DM?
true
50/50 piers either sucks his dick and the interview is dogshit or piers actually rips into like he should and it's peak
I honestly don't know
Me too!
Morgan is a moron
i doubt he will "rip" him
Morgan is a moron but British interviewers have a history of not playing the same game American politic retards play
true
I just hope it doesn't go like the Carlson interview
but Morgan isn't a Russian agent so maybe not
its up btw

Carlson is a Russian asset
holy schizo
"You are already a bird."
definitely schizo that's why he grocery shops in moscow
cant blame him


then corax said "bird up" before thug hunting lorgar for another 10000 years

And then everyone rejoiced, except for Lorgar, who has been psychologically terrorized by a bird for 10,000 years
made lorgar do the rump shaker
A whimsical little Courier, unaware that Ulysses is super ass-mad and preparing his ten-hour monologue about the bear and the bull
vibeo game
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why!
Bro
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the worst part tbh
true
What command is this
gazoonkas
📚 Gazoonka
Used to describe [large] quantities of a [substance] or an [object]
Don't buy [anything] from GNC bro, I got a whole gazoonka of preworkout at [the house].
Let's chug a gazoonka of brews tonight and [mack on] some ladies
Gazoonka of brews 
He does PG-13 things to the peanut butter
Gotta link me this stream broski
mfw a major part of the internet traffic consists of porn
and jars of mayonaise
check DMs
LMAO
Then stop giving him money bruh
This is painful to watch

JUST SAYS THE N WORD
LMAO
This chat is 12
love the chat
I want someone to superchat or whatever its called and just say the n word
Close enough


I'm dying right now
same
yo is there gonna be a monster hunter showcase i cant tell?

just censure the numbers
This is my kind of politics
and post it again
The creativity is amazing
This is still my favorite
There

p!isaw
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You ain't sneaky boy
iedy?


he did say that while shielding a muslim pedo
man i love that
yeah i would take breath for him
prob shouldn't say that near mods
OH MY GOD THIS IS AMAZING
Bro
wot
yup
Are fucking top tier
@narrow lotus
not the shekels
he aint no hooligan
I'm gonna cry
he is just soyboy
I hate both these cunts
I have
ZERO
Background context to these guys
but they are both annoying
So fuck them both


@scenic field
🫃
Cool
God he is so punchable
a lil jollyfarts gooning session
And he looks like a retard
u aint tuff man
all people who says this on intrent woulnd do shit ilr
Yeah cause thats assualt




