#πͺbruh-fart
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Just read the message
Yeah when you were 14
idk i gotta do the math
Now you realize its unfunny low effort turbo retard posts
The best outcome, because she couldn't pay a single penny anyway.
I was hoping for complete financial ruin
he brought the entire concept of video game commentary and csgo surf tbh
As a reminder she paid so little attention to the video she was "reacting to" and smoked so much weed during, she got upset when she got sued cause she genuinely didnt remember watching the fucking video

She got THC dementia
shes so based oh my god
just like me fr
people sueing her are retarded goodie two shoes
Low effort retard posting
Thats not a good thing
He genuinely started the slop meta
Don't smoke and stream 
!unsubscribefromnicheinternetmicrocelebritynews
its slop when you copy
Or at least REACT
Nopr
nah she is no diff from 99% of others
they all react with 0 issues
yes its all very stupid frankly
xalrider you must find great amusement from this
new exile?
I am the exile
i am
why does reddit hate hasan piker for zapping his dog lol
lmao even
You asked and answered in one message
fucking eceleb talk ? eugh
because he did it and had the gall to pretend he didn't 
π
so based i think dogs should be zapped into complete obedience or be sent back to the wild where they belong
Xalrider get off twitch
I dont see your memes
thats more like it
They actually don't do that great in the wild because of human meddling
I hope one day you will have courage and conviction not to hide behind 17 masks of "trolling"
untrained dogs kept in houses is the real abuse
have you ever seen anything before
Also, Hasan not helping (to no ones suprise) is peak.
I have no clue why all these streamers keep sucking his dick... Diddy Piker will never give you money or support you. As if that wasn't obvious before the whole ordeal.
Always suprises me how delusional people are.
i lost myself in the irony years ago
and wtf is six seven
i do not know anymore if it is a mask
Twomad is that you?
What's 9+10
this is kinda tuff
like hes fondling balls
Hasan got asked by a chatter if he would donate and he said like "you wouldn't know publicly if I am helping them"

Yeah because in Islam you keep your donations a secret
reaction streamers got sued?
thats actually not surprising
Zoomer humor, doesn't really have any sense but it's funny because it makes no sense.
Think of the random shit you laughed at, when you were a kid
its gen alpha humor atp
It's just a brainrot emote like dabbing
No, you should give your zakat openly, rest must kept secret
it becomes pure comedy at 4am when you're barely awake tho
brainrot is a gen alpha donated by z
There is a reason you donate your money in secret without making a show of it
if you are praised by humans when it was for God
That's when I am still in deep slumber
Thats for rest of the donations, since zakat is compulsory it should be made openly
You're a Muslim?
@simple ore pls confirm, is your zakat donation supposed to be advertised to be an example or is donating too flamboyantly considered prideful 
why should be advertised
that defeats the purpose lmao
it doesnt need to be adverted
its 2025 how are you not aware of our one true God
so others follow your exampleβ’
you're doing it to show off
you get more reward for not telling others
exactly
exactly
You shouldnt show off zakat but you shouldnt keep it hidden either
i mean theyre supposed to do it anyway
the social engineering paradox
its like "yeah i gave my zakat" but you dont say how much or how you did it yk
Yea this
For example is mosque you give zakat but you dont openly make a show of the gesture
its supposed to be slick
You just show it enough that people know you are giving your zakat
Is Hasan even muslimβ’?
But yeah you shouldnt show off
no lol
kalas then
Hasan is, what ever is the most convinient for him at any given moment
Hasan is German confirmed
lmao im not gonna call someone nonmuslim if they say they r muslim

who r we to judge
he made vids in the past about "getting girls" as some like playboy
he drinks alcohol a lot
he even has a dog in his house which is forbidden
he eats haram stuff and just does a lot of things that are haram
he could just be a sinner like
all of humanity
Why are dogs bothering you too
no hes right
Is there a single fucking thing you don't have an issue with
We're in brainfart. We're already damned 
dogs arent good kept in-house without purpose
its very uncivilized the western way of keeping dogs
i just dont like dogs but you arent supposed to have them in your house islamically
dogs are for jobs like hunting and guarding
you can have dogs
just not indoors
its abuse to cage them indiors
I think he just listed the things that are not allowed in muslim culture
and you have to give them a field or some thing
Real
exactly
Its his culture
indoor animals that are okay would be cats
I only bring my dog inside as of a night time.
its religious obligations too lol
the way this dog exists is abuse
burrito
ur pubby is now mine
its prob bred to be that small
have you guys seen Pugs? they literally cannot breathe
more realistic 
truly abuse
dogs should have been powerful working creatures
not shoved into purses
Your mom was bred maybe
He's a village mutt, a rescue too
they hate the message cuz its right
bro's trying to get the brainfart reject role too 
oh absolutely
i speak for myself and the 0.01%
I think the speedrun way is to hit gamer words
They used to be for managing cattle pens, but modern breeding has sorta removed that option too
thats not fun tho
that sucks
if you're going any% but ngl its kinda boring
Pretty sure mine is a mix of border collie and some small but brave hunting dog
true as fuck
Then go insulting a member
Like xal
like obviously its the meta but sometimes going off meta is fun
this is so funny lol
The results are terrifying
holy fuck hahha
I'll insult your 9mmx39mm member
this guy knows

its off-meta playthrough
Bro is tryna insult a retard
Whats the high score then?
Does that mean the flop playthrough is bugged?
i think the any% record is impossible to beat since josta is gone
he was the only one active 24/7 to ban the fastest
probably all the porn bots the join
my alt got banned for that
I think you have to then time a slur while a mod is in chat
careful some retards actually will flag that
the joke is my "alt" is my other account
true thats heavy pre prep
@shell venture
Tag falco, post a clip of someone putting sugar in marinara sauce
or just saying anything about the jews
We have to make tags for a banned category
And brainfart reject
- non slur
- non insult
- any%
Shit like that
Just call it offtopic refugee
encourage it fr
In the future, when video games become photoreal, would posting gameplay be considered posting gore?
Politics are viable then
You really have to think
politics meta very solid
we're kinda close to that
just spoiler tag it
should be fine
Al-delight brigade moment
banned for posting the war on everon smh
Keep moving offtopicer, this is a brainfarter neighbourhood
wait wtf
get vero'd retard
i got muted for that
i still have it on my pc
the war on everon wasnt a fucking joke man
this guy is too based lol
you got 3?
you prob put more effort into your arma 3 scenarios than βGSCβ on stalker 2
I like reforger but it has no campaign and a shit mod browser π
Rude to ping people trying to sleep ya know

keeping it a buck fiddy with what i see the average arma autist doing on 3
Just give me a steam workshop bro
its good for arma casuals like me
yeah my zeus spends like 5 days a week every week to make our weekly mission so yeah
if you wanna play modded stuff all the time you gotta wait for arma 4 to come out
shits bussin
how complicated are the missions
my old unit had a group of zeuses so we had 3 ops weekly
lucky
ngl I would get burnt out if I played arma that much
I got a modern day unit with ops on saturday and in a halo unit that plays on sundays and I'm taking a break from it rn
arma gets tiring when you're leadership
I want to play Bohemia Interactive Simulation's Virtual Battlespace 
hell no
you see this is why you tell them you'll leave the unit if you get promoted
the keybinds would have been worse than gamma lmao
shoulda done that
Ngl wanna get myself in some ops but i never could sink my teeth in mp ops cuz cant properly larp as a soldier π
over if you cant cringemax
How do those swashbuckling soldiers of the 'ArmA' world introduce newcomers to their extraordinary combat simulator?
Why, through a catchy musical number, of course!
but then its not really fun
this song is what got me into arma lmao
oh hey is the tardtide coming
my unit was semi serious
Stop making me feel old
god bless FlippinDingDong
im seeing new exiles
it's already here
Bully them
nrn i have a headache i dont wanna deal with their bullshit
Get well soon king
there was some retard looking for you all night
@uneven sierra now go log on to your alt

Twink
-rep
Go away u 
who is that
A festive twink
WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING AT NEARLY 1 PM IN PAKISTAN
How are the Christmas preperations going?
Hes not pakistani
Larping as one is diabolical

I sleep and wake up late!!!
We don't celebrate Christmas

he is a 25 year old indian
@tidal trellis is posting from mumbai rn
Why the Christmas tree on your twink pfp then?
How do you know it is 1pm in pakistan rn...
proud to be Patarn / pashtun and not some city FREND
im paki and i regularly call my family who are in the village
Following the omori calendar
and time for the December PFP
Understandable
Also my pfp is normal!
Guh?
Your pfp is gae
So what are you?
Muslim?
Isn't Omori twink pfp haram?
Why would it be!
Taliban please takeover khyber pakhtunkhwa so i don't have to share the same country as Flop
Because gae
Whatifalthist incel rebellion core
Looks like that TFR trailer
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Shoo! Go away
waiting for breakfast
i feel like the twink has 5 preset responses to getting pinged and called a twink
You share it anyway mr american
Also terrorism support
holy fuck pizzahut overloaded my order with toppings
funny considering Gekka is a Pakistani-Afgani
diversity
Lives in cali tho

Where in germany you live?
Taliban please take over
Lives in cali
North Germany, over the Elbe
Close to good ol' Denmark 
Ive been to Hamburg, liked it quite a lot
Everyone loves Hamburg lmao
real
Who's Cori?
Iirc got their account hacked and started spamming some crypto links
F
Dont ask him what he thinks about hamas
Why, what does he think of it
How'd he
actually nvm
probs clinked a sus link or smth
Free estrogen
Probably the same, Alex thinks about Taliban 
Retards never change
bro
isnt it rule 3 of the internet
next to dont share ur password and PII
I am amazed that people still fall for 50 Dollar Steam Gift Card Scams
its not even retardation atp
its natural selection
Mouth Breathers
When should I have it then?
I wake up late in the day
And the mods delete them... (They keep the 50$ to themselves)
My bank website is totally http://john-stalker-gamma-pigment-frazzle-toast.brainfart.bankofamerica.xyz.com
Free vbux and amazon giftcards 
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don't care + kill yourself

You clearly do care
Also didn't mark /s properly so I'll be forced to issue a downvote
revoking ur gold
Very easy if your brain is not disturbed by thoughts
please refer to above don't care + kill yourself
@narrow lotus
never goon @narrow lotus
@naive bison
The smirk isn't as devilish tho 
He's had years of experience
god damn, War Thunder actually endorse gooning
the picture they feature have some
assets
can't believe classified info is that big
BIG classified intel in my face 
I should stop visiting brainfart
it's starting
What the fuck am I reading here busy?

And he's not happy about what he just learned
At my highschool there was this super autistic kid who used to show me memes with that turtle's face, and they were like "what rhymes with pizza? RAPE" and he thought they were hilarious
It is hilarious
He would yell them in the cafeteria
Being within 20 feet of him was like being in the blast radius of a cognitohazard

The French are devolving
I just hope the poor frog was released afterwards
The guy was probably French, so he ate it afterwards
Orange cat 
Squish that cat
based alarm ringing so loud i'm going deaf
proud to be from pakistan
posts america patriot video

i see why we don't see eye to eye, especially on dogs
there's a hero in HoMM3 called Zog

vid doesnt work for me
@river zealot @stone blade should i install dating app and set women age from 32 to 45 

yes
yes you should
I mean if that's what you want ig
at worst
nothing changes
at best you get a mature woman
Give a man a mommy and he is set for life
I enjoy my Solitude from the world
real goals here
No turkiye, heh
Holon no UAE and saudi arabia either
And syria
Wtf is this bro
Yes
#ΡΠ΅Π·Π°ΠΊΠΈΠ±Π΅ΡΠ±ΡΠ»ΠΈΠ»ΠΈΡΠ΅Π±Ρ #meme #ΡΠ΅
iedy slowly coming to terms with the fact he's gonna fuck a gilf at work
wack that israel aint on the list
!ΡΠ΅ΡΠΏΠΈΠ»Π°
@river zealot
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Translation pls
oh wow we even have a command
in Ukrainian, too!
they thought of everything about bullying Artyom
"what, you got cyberbullied? idk turn ur pc off lol"
It's funnier in Ukrainian
Not surprising. Trump literally kissed the wall.
Thank you π£οΈ
" turn your pc off idk fuck off"
everything is funnier in Ukrainian
it wasnt important
its very important
I don't like Israel
i could tell already
i swear grinding WT is easier then getting rank lol
"they are gonna live a very happy life" 
Is wanting a "mommy" just the opposite thing to daddy issues.
Im sorry for u
its just a meme
not sure tbh
Sure bud
Yes, or just wanting to be a manchild and speedrunning hunting down BPD women to ruin your life
Ah
you cant believe everything on discord king fr
Confirmed true ^^^
hey
why is it called "hamburger helper"?
oedipus complex.
Because you buy box and only need a pound of beef to make it
π Oedipus complex
In classical psychoanalytic theory, the Oedipus complex is a son's sexual attitude towards his mother and concomitant hostility toward his father, first formed during the phallic stage of psychosexual development. A daughter's attitude of desire for her father and hostility toward her mother is referred to as the feminine Oedipus complex. The general concept was considered by Sigmund Freud in The Interpretation of Dreams (1899), although the term itself was introduced in his paper "A Special Type of Choice of Object Made by Men" (1910).
my bicep has been twitching since morning
but it's not a hamburger?
I thought it's a hamburger helper because it's a side dish for hamburgers or something
you use leftover hamburger meat to make it
Everybody gangsta until she whispers "your dad is still dissapointed in you and never coming back"
Damn you tweakin
jesse what the fuck are you on about @manic cave
salut
hello brainfart
Sup
ba
te cauta cineva ceva
Are you mentally impaired
Nah, but thats hilarious to think about. I think it was just hamburger > burger > beef. Beef helper doesnt have the same ring to it
Or just genuinely blind
nu stiu cine era da era nume alb pe aici
nu-l chema 
da cine drq e
yeuh
ca n-am prins faza
big homo
Read above
mai bine sa nu
naur
Do not make me draw a diagram ham
a apΔrut ieri Θi a postat cringe deci i-am zis sΔ se sinucidΔ Θi acu vrea sΔ mΔ fute
I should make myself a hamburger helper
I could go for a Angus burger rn ngl
kys
Lol
Can I get uuuuuuuuuhhhhh burger
this is a pizzahut
Its pretty shit tier, but nice when you only have beef and don't feel like actually cooking
Can I get π ±οΈoneless pizza
We keep a box as a backup lazy meal
oh no no buddy, it's gonna be homemade
do you think I ever saw a box of those in my life?
I only find out it exists thanks to random youtube short
yall fw apple fritter
Closest thing i can think to compare it to is goulash
A what
sa-l calce camionu
al drq de muist
a hungarian just died somewhere of big upset
What's a a apple fritter
They also make taco, cheeseburger, beef stroganoff, etc versions
boxed beef stroganoff? scandalous
Apple fritter
ur from macedonia or something u wouldnt understand
I'm Australian
YA YA YA BABY
Does that mean you know what spiders taste like
man, it's not something to wish for because processed foods in general and american brands in particular are pure megacancer of death, but I wish we had more of that stuff
Yeah I've never seen this in any stores
we only started to get boxed mac n cheese like a year ago
jello

Are you telling me the internet lied to me and spiders arenβt a staple part of an Australianβs diet?
Jesus Christ
β
how tasteful is kangaroo meat
he's saying that because it's embarrassing to admit to foreigners
they eat dropbears over there not spiders
idk go ask someone who eats kangaroo
Have you ever fought and killed an emu in glorious combat?
dont they sell those at supermarkets
bro emu will fuck you up
If you want an easy mac n cheese, 1 can of evaporated milk, 2 small bags of preshredded cheese(potato starch or tapioca starch coating only.)
Cook noodles with barely enough water to cover, boil and reduce until water almost gone. Add evaporated milk, let it simmer, turn to low heat, mix in shredded cheese, stir. Season as needed.
I can take him
Easiest mac and cheese of my life, way better than anything you'd get in a box
unless you have a lewis gun and know what you're actually doing
I have never seen a emu outside of a zoo
the chinese store?
good luck
what? where's roux in your recipe?
Wait, do people really not know what apple fritters are?
i guess not
I literally have never seen any IRL.
I have a normal fryer that's about it
never had an apple fritter
Thats the secret. The extra protien in the evap milk + condensed pasta starch + starch coating in cheese emulsify and make the sauce.
if i bring apple fritters to australia ill be a billionaire
just assume non-americans haven't eaten 99% of your geneva suggestion-ignoring deep fried dishes
^^^
Cool, yay or nay
also funnily enough, it's relatively hard to find evaporated milk in Russia
but busy, what about all those cans of sweet condensed milk you see in tarkov and stalker?
Peak
exactly
do you like having a wrist
SWEET condensed milk
this boggles the mind. but it is interesting
it's the 99% of condensed milk we have
Can you run both the cylinder & a magazine system on it.
non-sweet one is hard to find
is the cylinder gap sealed so the suppressor actually works?
Pretty sure itβs just the cylinder
ofc it is
it says it is on the image
man
Imagine donut, but big, with lots of cinnamon, glazed, and the outside is crispy and crunchy, but inside is soft, with bits of apple.
-100 reading comprehension on me
revolver
π₯
ok brb grabbing caramel icecream tub
this both sounds very exciting and giving me heart palpitations and sweats
Revolver? Ocelot
Never thought evaporated milk would be hard to find.
357 suppresses decently well, if it could be manufactured well i think it would be cool
what are you on about, revolvers are good
Its a beetus item, but absolutely delicious as a treat. 99% of donut shops anywhere will have them.
It's the greatest hand gun ever made
sweet evaporated milk you can almost find laying around on the streets, non-sweet one? you'll have to go to specific stores
Theres also kolaches
Ok back
ΡΠΎΡΠΈΡΠΊΠ° Π² ΡΠ΅ΡΡΠ΅!
Ah ja, eh ein Hot Dog
is the bread soft perchance
Blegh hotdogs
peam
almost wants to make you go out with a fedora and a trenchcoat
They are obsolete
Yes, soft and kinda fluffy, similar to biscuits meets croissants
buddy. are you even cag?
I always keep one hidden in the back of a toilet 
more reliable than semi-autos
sosig in dough is a staple food of schoolchildren, students, broke mfs
Ah, with a poop knife side?
if anything presses that slide slightly backward, gun wont fire
god bless you sosig in dough
wait why are you back stella i thought you killed another account @vast wren
poop scissors
Yes! How did you know?
I tried fitting into another server
the fucking siren call of the gamma server is too strong for this frenchwoman to resist
they didnt get my humor
But where do you keep the three shells?
Probs on person or in a draw
I hate that feeling
keep chudding, buddy
they asked what my name was a reference to
Same here. Sometimes you can find ones with jalapeno sausage and cheese
To me its a reference to the goated Xbox 360 era of gaming
Classic brainfart, some people are argueing about guns while the others discuss foods
burns through 3k rounds of 9x19 in a gen 3 glock whats that about reliability?
As a Glock owner I can confirm.
But does your glock have the switch?
they didnt get it was a common name back in the olden days of og mw2 on the xbox 360
I can't help but to assume you've tried joining exactly one server, started immediately with the dropping your entire insane deal on some poor strangers, and them inevitably reacting with "
", and have concluded afterwards that socializing is not for you
thats what I meant too
Is german potato salad served warm and has vinegar in it?
hot damn
I asked if they played the og mw2, they said no
Served cold and depends on the receipe 
these arent my poeple
our sosigs in dough are opposite of fancy, it's "extremely cheap and extremely simple"
I feel old
Buzy with the sensible, realistic takes
youre decrepit buddy
They missed out on peak
I miss commando pro tac knifing mfs
ur def like 23 yrs old bruh lmao
they asked why my name was like this
they didnt get it was my old username from ye olden xbox 360 days
my guy your name is a retarded mess, I am not asking simply because I already know your deal and know better
they're young poeple
Usually its cheap and simple, just depends on the local area
Well, you are named like one of Elon's children
bro ur young people
The only difference between a corndog and beef wellington is your income bracket
I forget smores and pumpkin pie isn't a global thing either
ITS MY OLD CLAN NAME AND XBOX 360 USERNAME
good lord
Such a tragedy
"a number of rats have hanged out on my sosig and may have took a bite" cheap usually
smores are absolutely not a thing, but I tried making one myself, it was nice
Oh, that sounds like vienna sausages
pumpkin pie may be a thing but I dunno I'm not a latte gurl
Canned abominations of reformed meat meant to depict sausage in a can
I FW THIS CRAZZZYYYYY
These terrible things
W hotdogs
I must remind you that the only kind of sosig in Russia is the pink goop of unholy meat abomination ones
It's @pale ingot
yes, those ones
I'm pretty sure they're under 22
or atleast had a social life then to not play xbox 360
having a sosig from an actual meat usually means it's either some real fancy place or you made it yourself
nerd
They're perfect around a campfire.
and sometimes they're selling them in food stores
why are they circumcised
I understand why the slavs are so depressed now
I have to wear glasses almost every waking moment and occasionally have to push them up because the frame is old and beat to shit
I am the nerd
when I was a wee lad, I was cooking hard to get at the time marshmellows on a toothpick on a gas stove
young busy was already heavily westernpilled by the internet at the time
it was very tasty though
I'm 26
I cast lower back and knee pain, form of popping when standing
I'm not that old
I'm 18 π
Iβm in my prime. Iβm young, hot, and full of moderate-to-severe joint pain.
No clue, they just come out the can like that
π§ ??
your life is basically over. youre old. wrap it up buddy
I'm already a hag, I know
You'd prob like sweet potato casserole
it probably costs 10000 dollars in america because your land is insane, but fixing your glasses' temples and nose pads is relatively cheap here, the last store I bought mine in even does it for free if it's theirs, so on the off-chance something is not heavily paywalled in your parts, you should fix that
Ew how can anyone eat sweet potato
ive tried sweet potato once it was ass lowkey
Just tough it out (America Style)
you just dont make it into a fucking casserole egh
With butter, cinnamon, nuts, marshmallow on top, etc
I had it plain shit was genuinely CRAP
wasnt cooked right twin
Sometimes i like savory baked sweet potatoes. Eating them plain is just suicidal
I only tried sweet potato once (it's not impossible to get it here nowadays, but still somewhat uncommon) and, well, it's too SWEET, who would have guessed
haven't tried it in a dessert though so maybe that's the way
Hot take, pumpkin tastes the same as sweet potato except better
It didn't taste anything like it was sweet.
oh
Never had pumpkin so
Β―_(γ)_/Β―
so buying those country style sweet potatoes and having them as a side dish was a bad call then
Think something similar to this
WHY do people roast veggies
You just have to dress them up a bit compared to normal potatos
it was a bag of frozen country style sweet potatoes and I assumed it would make for a fancy exotic substitute for country style regular potatoes, but it turned out sweet as fuck
Peak
tasty
Ew no thank you
To soften and cook them or add flavors. Are you just rawdogging broccoli?
Yes
theyre aight sometimes
just don't eat beans raw you weirdo
Oh. They're definately sweeter by default compared to normal potatos. Try putting them on a baking sheet or air fryer, roast em a bit with salt, pepper, garlic and onion powder.
If you want savory.
Did you say beans?
raw uncooked legumes have some stuff in it that prevents proper digestion of them, a natural self-defence mechanism of sorts so you won't eat them
it's one of the reasons most of legumes must be soaked before cooking
I've been eating them like that all my life
bz is what we call a dumbass nerd
"oh so that's why I'm shitting myself violently after every handful of raw beans!"
eat whatever bruh
Literally never happened what
So you just....eat uncooked beans like candy?
Or gods worst cereal
mf what
Yes??? They come in salad bags.
he's australian leave him alone
ok i didnt read the raw beans bit
Or seperate.
his whole world is upside down
Hold on now i need a visual example
crunch
yeah wdym salad bags
We are talking abt strawbeans right??
if you think I'm some brainfart retard yanking your chain
Green beans?
When it comes to eating legumes, one of the major things to watch out for is the presence of glycoproteins called lectins, an "anti-nutrient." Glycoproteins are super common in many plants we regularly eat, but some lectins are harmful because they bind in the digestive tract and coagulate red blood cells leading to a host of gastrointestinal issues like nausea, cramping, vomiting, and diarrhea, among others. The most toxic of all lectins are found in pulses like lentils or chickpeas. Symptoms usually start just a few hours after ingestion and can last four hours or more in extreme cases. Eating just four raw beans is enough to bring on these symptoms. The good news is that lectins are easy to get rid of; all you have to do is cook them. When heated past 212 degrees F (100 degrees C) for 30 minutes or more, the lectins are destroyed.
we're talking about the other kind of beans dumbass
These?
WW MEAN FUCKING
Yes thoss
canned beans are already cooked
those are safe to eat raw I think
OH EW NO
YOU EVER SEEN RAW ASS BEANS
crunchy
CRUNCHY
okay I get it now, he's not some psycho, he just always ate his beans from a can which are cooked and thought they're raw
I've recently been buying capicola, to remind myself I was actually once italian, its actually good
Dude I thought you were talking abt greenbeans
yeah but youre french now youd surrender to every and any country
I specifically said LEGUMES
and we dont mean canned beans @manic cave
Ok so you just mean plain raw beans
Yeah no ew
wtf does enfer mean in french stella
after eating capicola though, I feel like doing the hand movement again
what is enfer
i know like every french word in that thing but i have never heard enfer
for reference
mf why are they spotted
You should make'a da pasta carbonara
ce fasole e asta plm
idfk first stock image i found
Ew yeah no I'm not eating those raw wtf
where dante's inferno takes place
This is an old video of bippo the rat from June 30, 2021.
Bippo made lots of little noises after he had a bad respiratory infection as a baby. It scarred his sinuses and he made a lot of squeaky sounds for the rest of his life.
I'm gonna have to look that up
BEANS
you have to look what pasta carbonara is?..
I forgot how to be italian okay
Oh, yeah those are fine either raw or roasted
mf I'm fucking rusky
Just had that for lunch 
I was thinking you meant this

my culture was replaced with french, what do you expect
who here doesn't know what a pasta carbonara is?
Yummy carbonara
i know what it is but ive never had it
mmm pasta..
it's not "I lost my culture", it's a "I only leave my house to buy musket ammo and baguettes and when I see people, I scream and skitter away" moment, stellaris
some people will never know the joy of a bowl of chilli and cornbread
one of the most popular dishes out there, universal
Ive never had cornbread
yeah okay okay
i see cornbread as some very american shit
never had it
Truely
Yeah its pretty murrican
sedate yourself with whatever comforting military video documentary you have and go outside and have some damn carbonara
Cornbread?
im going to bed and dreaming of pasta and apple fritters hopefully, gn you fucking freaks
if you must know I left the house last week once
Bye!
impressive, very nice
but I'm going to bully you out of this server if you don't try carbonara
Mf thats a cake
Hi Med Hi ham Hi bz11k Hi spacezoro
I'm just gonna make it myself
Hi!
car
it's tricky to make
This is Cornbread
you're gonna make it subpar or pad, convince yourself that's how EVERY carbonara taste, and I'm going to bludgeon you with a brick out of frustration with your narrow perception
look ass
Im sure YT has plenty tutorials
dont worry, I have this subconscious thought in the back of my head that if I make italian dishes wrong I'm gonna dissapoint my ancestry
Peak
PEAK
like my ancestors are gonna cuss me out wherever they are
using cream is okay and even Italians say so, but creamless carbonara on egg yolks is superior imo (very rich and creamy flavor without feeling heavy afterwards like with the cream)
thats just how it looks to me though
Cake with Chilli
but egg variant is harder to make
Cornmeal bread, the honey is a bit much but also delicious
Whoever made that needs to face the wall
I'm gonna get around to it someday
it's still tricky, unless you use cream, gotta make everything right to emulsify eggs and cheese instead of making a separated mess
You don't know what's good. German Bakery is the world's finest!!!
Bad cornbread is dry. Its supposed to be soft, a little crumbly.
Of course the germans would make a loaf of bread that looks devoid of joy and horrendously standardized.
I dont know if its ethical but I've started putting capicola between the baguette I eat, like a bastardized lovechild of cultures
I'd still eat it as a wheat or whole grain bread, but that shit is not cornbread
You're supposed to put stuff on it.
Look how boring American bread looks like.
Very true. I just wouldn't call that cornbread.
Look
I just cut the baguette in half then I slice it in half.
what do you use the big ones in the back for
man I'd kill for a good pretzel rn
same
You slice them and put stuff on them.
Bread bowl, big slices, dressing,whatever you want
pretzel buns also go so hard
behold the trauma
Bread bowls are a waste of perfectly good bread
Agreed
German bread with Leberwurst, some pickles, salt and pepper...
Peak
Want bread and soup together? Just fucking dip the bread into the soup
Tamales my beloved
Is that bad?
come on man why did you put the whole tomater on there man it wouldve been atleast decent otherwise
Is that bread, chopped doctor sausage/bologna, tomato, and melted mozz cheese on top?
warm, but not exactly cooked through tomato, a slice of unholy meat monolith and some cheese that's not really cheese according to western standards
wtf do they put in tamales btw, is it a sweet or a savory thing
so you tell
Mett but still peak
off topic question, how common do germans (forgot which region does this) wear the lederhosen
correct except it's not mozarella but some I can't believe it's not really cheese shit
but the usual buterbrot in Russia is more something like this
Π― Π΅Π±Ρ 
ΠΠ΅ Π΅Π±ΠΈ Π° Π² ΡΠΎΡ ΠΏΠΎΠ»ΠΎΠΆΠΈ, ΠΊΠΎΠ»Π±Π°ΡΠΎΠΉ Π½Π° ΡΠ·ΡΠΊ

Bavarian Tradition
Some people wear them during the October fest or any other festieval (if they own them).
But it's more of a Bavarian Tradition, pretty uncommon in the rest of Germany
jesus crust
Savory. Its corn masa with chicken or beef, sometimes beans, seasonings, wrapped in corn husk and steamed
ah.

so like
I've found my way into the dimension of mega hell of death
POV: You're watch Mysh eat a good Π±ΡΡΠ΅Ρ (Mysh fucking explodes)
Sounds like mid at best
mexican sushi? @minor cypress
Nah, the meat is cooked.
theres sushi with cooked meat in it.
Better example
Gonna be unemployed after all
pretty peak
yeah.. thats mexican sushi right there
π₯ π₯ π₯
here's to you myshinka
perfect time for warthunder
I really forget the rest of the world doesn't get murrican food + texmex/spanish food
stop
Reader submitted recipes ass sandwiches
you should play the entire mass effect saga myshinka, it was very fun
DR ROBOTNIK
You're showing me some really outlandish stuff
That looks like it tastes like shotgun barrel
you're too harsh zoro
How is cornbread, tamales, etc outlandish 
Where is the FischbrΓΆtchen? Where is the Pfannkuchen? Where is the Kartoffelauflauf?!?!
He's very eurocentric

whats that for
why is that made in the first place
I did
Eating
I think
Is kartoffelauflauf where they cart off the loaf twice?
No, I didnt play andromeda or me3 dlcs
um actually guys
Do care mf
dlcs are quite fun, and I'm never touching andromeda

