🎪bruh-fart

[somber sandal]

fucking

"gooning lavender"

[fossil swan]

is that like soap

[somber sandal]

it is

[visual stirrup]

lavender is the original cleaning material

it's the root of the word "laundry"

rather, it's the original fragrance for cleaning

[river zealot]

fuck the tits, she is pretty tho

[naive bison]

that's the plan

[glad carbon]

[river zealot]

[placid sail]

ME3 Citadel dlc feels like a fever dream

everyone just cracking jokes nonstop while you're fighting evil gae clone

[solar breach]

Living the life

[placid sail]

gosh darn it orthur

[primal rapids]

Lavender is also good for repelling insects

[visual stirrup]

like marvel writing?

hard to believe there was a time when people enjoyed that shit

[toxic sundial]

scav yapping idk

I ain't reading alat

[naive bison]

i posted what he said literally right under the pic

u r retard

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/GAhtbBT6thI?si=eX6C1y7YQn5XmA4U

they stole my likeness

they'll be hearing from my lawyers

(so excited for Dark Heresy)

[deep topaz]

I want a CRPG where I'm just a shitter in the thick of it

Hopefully dark heresy can scratch that itch

[primal rapids]

https://www.pcgamesn.com/vampire-the-masquerade-bloodlines-2/interview-chinese-room-paradox

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-chewing-bottle-water-bottle-gif-20695531

[visual stirrup]

it won't be
Dark Heresy is basically playing as a deniable asset doing black ops shit

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/411070507140644864/1443644381226733679/image.png?ex=6929d21a&is=6928809a&hm=0ba0fbd08c043e7ef9a3369f142118bf15043fe0692de94e8563b3d6c8ccfede&

[toxic sundial]

Sorry libtard

feel that, that's what the block button feels like kiddo

[deep topaz]

That's acceptable. I just want a CRPG that isn't me being God's favorite random guy, or me singlehandedly being chosen to save the universe

[placid sail]

it's borderline marvel uncontrolled quip diarrhea, but doesn't cross the line, and the dlc itself is relatively short, so it works

[deep topaz]

Me when I make a beloved RPG series into slop

[placid sail]

I just assume everyone is finally losing it for a short while because of experiencing TWO SHEPARDS fighting each other

[primal rapids]

To be fair, base ME3 had a few of those too.

[placid sail]

eh not that much, it's very tame in general

[primal rapids]

Like what happens if you have both Liara and Garrus during that one Salarian base mission

[visual stirrup]

go read The All Guardsmen Party
you're supposed to have a party of people from all sorts of backgrounds in the Dark Heresy tabletop
The DM forced the players to play as only guardsmen. NPCs fill the other roles in the unit.

[placid sail]

ohh lemme read some fresh gossip on that piece of shit game I dropped before finishing, ooh, that's some juicy details, I like it

[crude oak]

oh look it's RPG game where you die in tutorial because you didn't roleplayed enough into being drunk and corrupt piece of shit. He offed himself after i made him realise scope of his actions

[visual stirrup]

@deep topaz
It has the best start.
The players were playing the only war tabletop. Lots of guardsmen characters died. when the unit retreated, their spacecraft was sort of highjacked by in the inquisition.

The DM then passed out Dark Heresy books to the players.

[arctic pawn]

i think im too smoothbrained to play this game

i genuinely found it super boring

[simple ore]

i love transmog

[arctic pawn]

not even tried to go forward to see if it gets betta

[arctic pawn]

FALL OF AVALON MY BELOVED

[simple ore]

shit is so fucking hard

combat music is also goated

[prisma venture]

im so happy this cuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAPKsZ7AJkc will get send to jail

[arctic pawn]

true, combat music is so fucking great

there is one soundtrack i couldnt find anywhere on you tube

personally the best one

[simple ore]

look up an ost playlist and check every track

[arctic pawn]

yes i did

like for hours

its a song that starts with shakers, and drums

and then a sick violin comes in

[primal rapids]

I once killed a boss with broken throwing knives because every attack I land does a stack of bleed

[arctic pawn]

if you find this song im describing

ill suck your toes

[simple ore]

maybe later tho

[primal rapids]

Brb, furiously googling

[simple ore]

i was going for blood mage
but i only have 1 dmg spell

[primal rapids]

(I’m not)

[simple ore]

the other just blows up corpses

so im just using big boom fire spells

[primal rapids]

Wait until you find the spell that turns enemies into cheese

[placid sail]

[primal rapids]

And then you can cook the cheese

Turn your enemies into food

[crude oak]

i found it hard to engage with main character who is genuine failure and piece of shit and i'm supposed to roleplay into it or else i'll lose morale and fucking die/resign/off myself

[arctic pawn]

god damn

[crude oak]

lost badge and pistol? How about you pull your shit together and go find it...nahh, it made detective sad so fucking sad. Back to the main story then? Go with investigation and look at dead body? HE GOT EVEN MORE SAD AND IT'S GAME OVER

[arctic pawn]

it does look interesting when i see some out of context gameplays

[crude oak]

how fucking fun

[arctic pawn]

but that beggining is so boring

[crude oak]

then during the main game you pop fucking pills to gain back morale

i mean any game over screen is canon ending because such fucking failure can't be a fucking detective

[arctic pawn]

damn

imagine roleplaying a useless piece of shit

just like real life

[crude oak]

and i feel for this game because it's popular in my circle (lefties)

[arctic pawn]

lmao lefties play this game?

i understood leftovers for a second

i need glasses

[crude oak]

we should be more like righties, just shoot aliens with space marine and pretty much that's it, have some fun

[arctic pawn]

shooting aliens in the name of god

or whatever, never played space marine

[prisma venture]

IN THE NAME OF GOD

[arctic pawn]

are they christians?

like, cannonically

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/die-gun-shotgun-deus-vult-gif-17767114

[crude oak]

but skip all cutscenes because warhammer is more corny than Marvel's movies

[prisma venture]

orthodox but i could go for a crusade

[arctic pawn]

damn

[arctic pawn]

so the real catholics

[eternal jolt]

Cleaning my dih cheez rn

[prisma venture]

[prisma venture]

again?

[arctic pawn]

i was baptized in an orthodox church

[simple ore]

i just got it

[arctic pawn]

when i was a stinky baby

[primal rapids]

The Emperor is not a god. Except he sorta is. But he doesn’t want to be worshipped as one. But he constantly emits a golden glow and uses a flaming sword.

[prisma venture]

holy based

[arctic pawn]

that sounds pretty dope

space marine

[eternal jolt]

It just cums

[prisma venture]

tomorow is friday

guys

it will be peak

[arctic pawn]

funny that my mom is semite, we never really got into the jewish religion lol

[primal rapids]

And the main reason people worship the Emperor is because his bitch baby son Lorgar wrote a book about him

[prisma venture]

[eternal jolt]

You a Christian?

[primal rapids]

That same bitch baby is also known as one of the greatest traitors to the Imperium ever

It’s complicated

[arctic pawn]

yeah, let's say i am

i identify way more with the christian religion

[eternal jolt]

praise Jesus!

[arctic pawn]

i was telling shifty that i was baptized when baby in orthodox

[primal rapids]

My family is Methodist which is basically a subset of Christianity with the central tenet of “don’t be an asshole.”

[arctic pawn]

they sure believe in jesus and God

but unlike catholicism they dont praise saints

[crude oak]

me giving anthrax to poor people:

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-handshake-fake-tease-feint-gif-4376603321991465533

[eternal jolt]

So, is there anyone against the crusades?

Crusades were necessary at that time btw.

[crude oak]

they all on tren canonically

[prisma venture]

this is what i do

[coarse bear]

Average m8l8th fan

[prisma venture]

lisen tho

m8l8th kinda hits

[coarse bear]

Nah I'm good

[prisma venture]

i like thier volcals

[crystal oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-no-nonono-noooo-cat-no-gif-13597132752790194338

[prisma venture]

i would go on crusade any time of the day

[crude oak]

homeless dude after i gave him machete

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431975401252720762/i_could_kill_you.gif

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/gun-problem-solver-glock-pistol-gif-10799079

[primal rapids]

Can we go on a crusade against people who put pineapple on pizza

[deep topaz]

This would be way funnier if it transitioned into full color and he was smiling, and on the bottom it said "but I won't"

With flowers or something pasted on it

[prisma venture]

can we go on cursed agints people who live in holy land

we shal bring back the holy land to the real owners

[crude oak]

no it's fucking not lmaooo it's this cheap hi power or whatever this brand making shit pistols called

[eternal jolt]

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066336021022785667/1427084462700625940/togif.gif

so what

[deep topaz]

It's the hipoint jxp10

Shoots 10mm

I have one

[prisma venture]

its mr fallout gun

[crude oak]

yeah they made this shit

[prisma venture]

why

[crude oak]

look at this, laugh, insult it

this pistol deserves it

[eternal jolt]

tf is that shit man

[deep topaz]

The YC9 and C9 are butt ugly. The JXP10 has a larger frame to fit the slide

[eternal jolt]

Looks like a PB

[coarse bear]

Nice AK

[eternal jolt]

At least in stalker

[deep topaz]

The grip and frame are larger so it's not as much of an eyesore

[eternal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/desert-eagle-my-beloved-desert-eagle-gif-16087775837188784833

[prisma venture]

FUCK

[crude oak]

Hey at least sights maintan zero...every 20 th shot and then they fucking move because they are superglued just like slide, barrel and list of felonies of user

[prisma venture]

the mossad

its on me

[river zealot]

Guy picked the most nazi song they have

Like damn

[coarse bear]

Damn, they put a rotor in there? Very effecient design

[prisma venture]

where

[crude oak]

sounds like chechen mma fighter's name

[river zealot]

In his bio

[naive bison]

another xalrider alt down

ggs

we are dropping like flies today

[prisma venture]

who the fuck put fireworks at 7 pm

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/LinkedInLunat1c/status/1994055872037687703

LinkedIn Lunatics (@LinkedInLunat1c)

https://t.co/X57BysRuQb

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 27, 2025, 2:49 PM

[prisma venture]

cant even enjoy my fuckin racist season

[crude oak]

chechen wedding...except it's ak being fired into the air

[prisma venture]

something like that

my dog can go nuts again

cunts

[crude oak]

I love Chechens, they carry 99% of Polish MMA's records

[prisma venture]

yeah man

and they have good reson too

chechens, dagestan and this shitholes

are stuck in 90s

they train like good warriors

not like people in u.s or germany etc where they have people who tell them what to eat in and how many push up to do to hit best shape

[crude oak]

sounds based, i'm moving there but need to glue beard on because i can only grow goatee and moustache (trurly polish build)

[prisma venture]

i look like chechen now

im blad with beard

[crude oak]

you think i'll be able to blend in?

[prisma venture]

u look like turk

u will be fine

[crude oak]

woah, we took their style after defeating them in Vienna

we worked hard to steal it from them

[prisma venture]

based

[slender rock]

Lol

[prisma venture]

takže ty si polak?

slezko je česko

[slender rock]

Did he piss himself!

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/frantisek-reditel-frantisek-reditel-cukr-sul-gif-1992828364202168269

enough of this chat

[slender rock]

Is that piss???

[prisma venture]

[slender rock]

...

Shift

[stark gull]

Survivor bias armor

[prisma venture]

a dost

https://tenor.com/view/csgo-banging-table-angry-mad-rage-quit-gif-17478101

[stark gull]

[river zealot]

i completley forgot i posted that

thank you for reminding me

my day is now better

boobies

[pale ingot]

bring your RAM to work day

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/where-da-boobies-where-the-boobs-at-boobies-boobs-sniffing-gif-2852720929078096656

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/nixcraft/status/1993945329214038260

nixCraft 🐧 (@nixcraft)

OpenAI has been hacked. If you have used their API services, hackers may now possess your name, location, user ID, and other information.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 27, 2025, 7:29 AM

We bring massive data leak instead

[pale ingot]

i dont think ive ever touched openai

so im chilling

[trim shell]

I am not chilling

[pastel quartz]

https://youtube.com/shorts/lh8A9-Hfl80?si=cIT3hMI6s3FTx_Oq

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/pepe-gif-3199541352466413723

[high wing]

we will learn youyous real name

[pastel quartz]

What’s open AI?

[pale ingot]

a chatbot or something idk

[storm stream]

"hackers" -> intelligence agency

[coarse bear]

Turns out it's Sneed

[high wing]

i would not be surprised

[trim shell]

My name is John Grok

[high wing]

@rock is this true?

[stark gull]

@ Flop is this true?

[high wing]

@tidal trellis

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/fact-fact-checked-alien-fakt-zheked-true-gif-818054962495396425

[tidal trellis]

I'm sick!! Shoo!

[pale ingot]

twink everywhere @tidal trellis

[river zealot]

meh

i dont think it uses passwords

so whatever

[tidal trellis]

Not a thing!!

[stoic girder]

It's called OpenAI for a reason.

[river zealot]

all the rest you can already get from a site

[stoic girder]

People can just waltz in.

[trim shell]

Lockedai when

[digital quartz]

it was there the whole time and they fucked it up

[stoic girder]

Now the question is how many sites used OpenAI API for their customer service?

Uh oh.

[naive bison]

is this like a scam on retards?

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus

[river zealot]

@narrow lotus

[deep topaz]

I'm pretty sure this is a H1B visa job

[river zealot]

yeah im not opening that

[deep topaz]

The agency covers the costs and you get to go live in the US or something

And do a nothing job

[thorny folio]

shadowheart

[narrow lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431146302602874960/eaef3019-862f-4170-a85a-f7f2f88712ec.gif

shadowmommy

[naive bison]

sorry i forgot to log off my alt before messaging

[high wing]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/193278651020738561/1404955044469538956/catjorkinit.gif

[thorny folio]

YOOOO

any coomers

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[dreamy flax]

📚 Habab

Habab is a [very good person] who cares about you.

[You should] must have one [in your life]

Habab [want to] [play with me] .

[I love] Habab so much.

[naive bison]

@thorny folio

[wooden surge]

Xal liked it so much he had to call his buddies

[naive bison]

yeah

also trying to find out if that's allowed or not

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRjZXERD2-T/

[naive bison]

cause i have a stockpile of kirk deepfakes artem sent me

[austere shadow]

Xalrider what uma are you

[wooden surge]

Only way to find out

[stark gull]

Send me your credit card information and I'll tell what your uma is

I hate speech to text

[simple ore]

cockrider sounds like a retard born in january

[naive bison]

what

[simple ore]

my white girl genes showed me the vision

you are born in january

[naive bison]

not even close

[simple ore]

november then

[thorny folio]

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/784487027063914499/1443584774697517107/image.png?ex=69299a96&is=69284916&hm=d9b7e25417b5b915f89845ccdf437dd86ef8952ccd4b18d3c9c70a623dfc5d13&

[trim shell]

2026 gonna be my year..

Hardest video you'll see all day

[drifting mantle]

TITS!!!

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/schmoop-gif-26237806

[icy apex]

2028 is gonna be my year

[fossil swan]

it just keeps

digging deeper and deeper

[pastel quartz]

I got Teio

[primal kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-umamusume-uma-musume-uma-picmix-gif-6503433844951074800

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749883971411640390/1443669373704474684/Thanksgiving.mp4?ex=6929e960&is=692897e0&hm=b26f5d4d2dad19f1ab862d98a405036bbf5104f1e8299d84822be6752605773a&

[river zealot]

damn my feed is fucked

cant find any goon

[primal rapids]

Sir, it is NNN and Thanksgiving

No gooning in my Christian Minecraft server during this month and day

[proven crown]

What if I'm an unamerican infidel?

[primal rapids]

Then, like, perish man

[proven crown]

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/the-dude-abide-the-big-lebowski-stir-gif-3523187

imagining this guy as a space marine or something

like, suffer not the witch to live, man

[primal rapids]

I was going more for Shaggy but that works too

[visual stirrup]

gotta go peel potatoes

[pseudo robin]

just played kenshi for first time

goddamn this shit is autistic

[coarse bear]

Happy Thanksgiving, US chat
https://stupidpenisx.com/Jerma985/status/1332194806701858816

Jerma (@Jerma985)

https://t.co/MZCqto1XjD

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 27, 2020, 5:29 AM

[naive bison]

gigantic dinner rolls bro

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/worry-froge-froge-frog-frog-meme-concerned-froge-gif-5091607972387341708

[slender rock]

Frog ass

[deep topaz]

Alright guys what's your pick

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-15291473

[narrow sorrel]

Why does a girl have a big white bar

[naive bison]

none of them are real

[pale ingot]

dont matter. goon

[simple ore]

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

[fossil swan]

picking up the infinity stones arent u

[trim shell]

D,G,I

[river zealot]

Bon appetit my American friends

[fossil swan]

didnt this become a genuine issue

where ppl were fucking turkeys

[simple ore]

it was some sort of dumb meme and some retards starving for attention did what you think they did

[fossil swan]

literally a shit ton of them were unsafe to eat because they werre molested

[river zealot]

Ok man, i know i goon post, but that's too much

[eager igloo]

I want you to apologize

[river zealot]

Go outside

[deep topaz]

Probably some dumbass covering a tag

[river zealot]

Look at trees

[primal rapids]

Go the church and ask God to forgive you

[trim shell]

If you're fucking turkey im sorry but you need to line up against the wall

[deep topaz]

Exactly, this is the ideal

I'm at Thanksgiving with 4 women and I want to kill myself because they're all catty bitches

[fossil swan]

arent u a cat guy

u post cats like a shit ton

[deep topaz]

Yes

[stoic girder]

What the hell is going on in Marvel Rivals?

[fossil swan]

ohh wait i think i know what type of ppl u are up against nvm i understand

[trim shell]

CIA got soft now they just ragebait on discord

[fossil swan]

bro wtf

[narrow sorrel]

donuts

[fossil swan]

trump and clinton

[river zealot]

I gotta remember this one

[fossil swan]

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-emoji-angry-hakayaki-hakayaki-angry-emoji-gif-13101565263917230073

[primal rapids]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXAQNGUcTjs

[simple ore]

what the fuck

[narrow sorrel]

câlice de tabarnak

[spring quail]

i posted two of her music videos retard

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-thanksgiving-snoopy-happy-thankgiving-gif-5060922936675060577

[placid sail]

quarian-geth peace: secured

busy: kind of a big deal

[primal rapids]

I still think the Quarians were absolutely stupid for trying to take back Rannoch when the entire galaxy is going to shit with the Reapers

[glad carbon]

holy shit

[drifting mantle]

What the hell is the quran-gae peace?

[glad carbon]

wave ridaaaaa

[icy patrol]

who’s councillor in your playthru rn

[weak jackal]

98% of the galaxy didn't believe in reapers when they were probably planning the take-back and they were already doing it when the first reapers reached earth so it was kinda already underway

[narrow sorrel]

https://youtu.be/lUdGRH8NQek?si=dQV73KryYD1swGLA

[drifting mantle]

@pale ingot

[pale ingot]

truth..

[glad carbon]

@pale ingot hammmm.... you will be glazed and spiral cut

[placid sail]

it makes sense in a way

[pale ingot]

you gon glaze me?

[placid sail]

the world is ending, might as well eat that cake you never eat because of the health issues

[bold kettle]

if the universe ever ends i know what cake ill be going after

[placid sail]

or rather, it doesn't even concern the whole reaper war deal, it's all about them being spacy gypsies for centuries and having the ideal (in their view) combination of things to have a crack at taking back Rannoch: admirals willing, fleet at its largest and fitted with guns, the scanner scrambler invention

and so it becomes a "we have the best shot at this for the first time AND shit is getting real bad"

[placid sail]

they're organics, after all, with all the emotions and the shortcomings of theirs

[drifting mantle]

So basically "Hey, as long as I get away with it!" ✋

[placid sail]

funny thing is, have it not being for Shepard's involvement one way or another, they don't really get away with it

really just would have been smeared all over by geth even with all their cards

so ultimately it really is just "I'm so tired of living in my space truck I'm going to either try or eat shit and die"

but thankfully, busy was there to help

and his penis? absolutely enormous

[drifting mantle]

So True King

[placid sail]

||anything for my quarian wife||

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/Merc_Flx/status/1993940706088640797

Star the Merc (@Merc_Flx)

https://t.co/Olq2DNPluK

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 27, 2025, 7:11 AM

[deep topaz]

Man what I'd give for a DSHK

[drifting mantle]

Would you give your arm?

[deep topaz]

I'd give both of my legs

[proven crown]

Legs are overrated, going downhill at 20mph and braking burning your hands is

[drifting mantle]

Both your legs and an arm, then you got yourself a deal

[bold kettle]

this reminds me of the zombie prank guy

[pastel quartz]

Karen

[deep topaz]

Need this for Christmas

[pastel quartz]

What does the Japanese say Orange Chicken?

[visual stirrup]

takusu ebeijon

i'm not joking

[pastel quartz]

Even better LMFAO

[visual stirrup]

if you ever see japanese characters that look like that without any kanji, it's gonna be something in english

[solar breach]

Sat in front of the feeder for a turkey that had been coming consistently at 2:30 everyday for like 3 hours

Only for him to no show on turkey day

Go figure

[fallow trellis]

wakanda forever

[naive bison]

Click on yt shorts and see a Livestream of a woman poledancing @narrow lotus

[glad carbon]

do you think someone ate him

[simple ore]

share it

[naive bison]

And no I will not link it

[simple ore]

kys

[fallow trellis]

kys

[visual stirrup]

kys

what's this about a poledancer?

[weak jackal]

https://fixvx.com/bunnyluvr__/status/1993644167113929213

bnu 🐇❄️ (@bunnyluvr__)

"love is in the air"? WRONG

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vxTwitter / fixvx • GIF · Nov 26, 2025, 11:33 AM

[solar breach]

Honestly possible the neighbors got him first

[stoic girder]

Their interviews are so weird.

What kind of drugs did they take on set for Wicked?

[simple ore]

inb4 marketing stunt

[little mirage]

Marketing or mental retardation

https://tenor.com/view/javier-bardem-anton-got-it-think-about-it-ok-gif-17428218

[red glade]

Is that supposed to be Mr.Beast, IShowSpeed, and Charlie Kirk?

But GTA5

[toxic sundial]

charlie kirk memes allowed yet?

[deep topaz]

What has the world come to

[little mirage]

When can we legally post the deepfake ishowspeed charlekirk smile gif again?

[deep topaz]

For anyone who hasn't voted: pick your ideal woman

Mine is G

I like em tall

[fading portal]

none

I pefer men

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/based-uh-hello-based-department-based-department-american-psycho-patrick-bateman-gif-22458382

[spring quail]

A B E G K

J too

[thick wadi]

Men that look like K give the best head

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1083064066303598642/1147623293923381288/image0.gif

[primal rapids]

The most autistic Thanksgiving dinner

[glad carbon]

peak scran

[little mirage]

Modern lord of the flies thanksgiving

[grizzled meadow]

We are Charlie Kirk

[grizzled meadow]

A D G I

@narrow lotus drop your tier list

[deep topaz]

G is my #1

[deep topaz]

kirkworld

[fading portal]

its beautiful

I am so happy for soyjak

[pale ingot]

which way did she fit it

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1443739256747986944/db1bcc5feee048de9dd8feba354ebb44.mov?ex=692a2a76&is=6928d8f6&hm=40f086e4c23f21c6293f6d9c4a1768e0c7486154fdb923b098e35008b81b794c&

[deep topaz]

idk

[deep topaz]

now we need a 5.1-olit

[visual stirrup]

doesn't even need a translation

[slender rock]

Hmm

[visual stirrup]

well

maybe it does

sometimes when two people say the same thing simultaneously, I say "why am I hearing this in stereo?" or something to that effect

[placid sail]

are brows not fashionable anymore?..

sad news if not, I have some serious brow game going on

[deep topaz]

I think it's more of the anorexic alien look

[lunar brook]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-fuck-fucked-get-fucked-fallout-new-vegas-gif-568499856954385743

[sterile dome]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1250704946794332202/1411729591122395236/clip-38635106_4562473412.gif

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/got-that-itis-the-itis-itis-chapelle-dave-chappelle-gif-5956585547615597803

[deep topaz]

gamba needs UDP

[verbal needle]

Yes the loner wants to go to dead city and die

Mercenaries hate you my guy

[simple ore]

WOAAAAAAAAH HE SAID THE THING

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-nothing-look-at-the-time-nothing-clock-nothing-ever-happens-clock-gif-4518983960573307132

[gleaming grove]

huh

[deep topaz]

Pick your ideal body type

[placid sail]

black

[deep topaz]

Regardless of color

[placid sail]

black

[visual stirrup]

https://youtu.be/O4irXQhgMqg?si=TZE8goSIg7qqdL_6

my answer

all of the above

[deep topaz]

The character in that song is the original chud

[visual stirrup]

if they fit in my freezer

[deep topaz]

Paint it black Jarvis, I am edgy

[solar coral]

if animals dont want to be eaten then why are they made of food

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/hatred-gun-edgy-gif-18213115

skiy on his usual grindset

[primal rapids]

Gyaru landsknecht actually wearing a full suit of armor?

Impossible

[visual stirrup]

protein is protein

why be squeamish?

[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407005957969674250/1443717504710082741/e8264aab307ea760a28052306d79ec0d2ba58ed5.webp?ex=692a1634&is=6928c4b4&hm=f3b5ca9236311b2da43d44da0ca6a69e37f874994f62c9b0d91e49714f88a862&

[placid sail]

slutty outfit is on washing

[glad carbon]

🤤

[trim shell]

[primal rapids]

Alternatively, fireball and cream soda

Spicy cinnamon roll

[placid sail]

I can't believe I never drank booze with cinnamon

is it bad?

[trim shell]

naw its not bad

[placid sail]

oh hey they sell it here

I don't really like whiskey

[trim shell]

i like fireball with like coke or dr pepper but that isnt my first choice

[placid sail]

but I gotta try that devious cinnamon lick

there should be more things with cinnamon in general, shit slaps

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/nah-nvm-nvm-hatred-its-game-o-clock-game-o-clock-gif-21772406

[trim shell]

agreed

[placid sail]

skiy when that qt in the gym actually smiles at him

[visual stirrup]

I prefer fiction that is kinda believable

like space warriors fighting demons

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-tyranid-space-marines-titus-gif-4053401268298780302

[placid sail]

the wicked ichor of the black pill seeping through his every word

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/dexter-gif-13481320143050343709

[narrow sorrel]

sir that's an ayylien

[visual stirrup]

shush

I said it before I searched for a gif

[narrow sorrel]

and the codex astartes said he shouldve been wearing his helmet

[visual stirrup]

you've been fucking insufferable since you got promoted to chaplain

[trim shell]

this goes stupidly hard

[visual stirrup]

me, reminding the park geese that it is man who was made in god's image

[visual stirrup]

I'm not nearly as blackpilled as I pretend to be

go talk to ph33r if you want to see somebody who is absolutely hopeless when it comes to women

[trim shell]

ong man we must show them

[placid sail]

good recovery

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animals-fight-bull-vs-goose-goose-bull-fight-gif-11846937

[visual stirrup]

I also pretend to be a murderer and a racist for jokes

only one of those things is true

[trim shell]

[placid sail]

I am definitely seeing you on american news in a coat and a baseball cap one day but I'll pretend that I'm convinced

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/bruhlmaojk-dexter-morgan-dexter-edit-gif-5196498914165338533

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/turkey-turk-turkish-turkish-guy-turkish-car-gif-26466884

[visual stirrup]

I'll make sure to give you a shoutout on the security footage

imagine just seeing oggi alle spelled in blood at the scene of a hatecrime

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-breaking-gyatt-rizzler-walter-white-you're-a-rizzler-gif-6561278339589976894

[glad carbon]

hii

[trim shell]

hello

[visual stirrup]

@trim shell
@grizzled meadow once shared a screencap from his monitor, but his discord is set to italian. The bit that said a message is "from today" said "oggi alle."

Absolutely made up language. Aint no way italians are real, dawg.

p!oggialle

[foggy mantle]

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[glad carbon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920152399941861457/1435502928063500300/togif-1.gif?ex=6929dd88&is=69288c08&hm=6bdead136de238f17d95446c46072a837e644e02f47f7bea7ea2813921bec428&

[visual stirrup]

people repeat oggi alle at him to annoy him

[trim shell]

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=LPmUHNaqKP0 if you like hip hop this nas song goes hard af

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[visual stirrup]

speak of the devil, and he shall appear

[stoic girder]

Everyone is 500% more misogynistic online than they are in real life.

https://tenor.com/view/law-smile-ocd-creep-scold-gif-8128981

[trim shell]

facts

[stoic girder]

If a woman shows me even a crumb of affection, I fold like a wet paper towel.

[spring quail]

this game will be peak

[crude oak]

Just voted on GOTY on steam and GOTY awards, voted for random shit just to not vote for Expedition 33

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-levroni-bodybuilder-gym-gif-27330637

[visual stirrup]

I don't care who wins
I just need the french to lose

[fading portal]

The game implies the French are good people

[glad carbon]

i know like

2 good frenchies

[visual stirrup]

neither are stella

[stoic girder]

It'll be a cold day in Hell before I say anything good about the French.

[glad carbon]

yeah stella is the generic piss drinking retard frenchperson

[stoic girder]

Stella isn't even French.

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1443773507711402096/a3ef60c5314c4a3aaaa715d0118e0d1a.mov?ex=692a4a5c&is=6928f8dc&hm=4502844706cb9301678b38a2d2cbf63a2c5de888cb9b106a21b88456d2a1b0bb&

[trim shell]

i should vote for warthunder or stalker 2

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/wacky-inflatable-twerk-machine-funny-gif-3533841

[spring quail]

BEHOLD

https://i.imgur.com/bReL8Mz.png

revolver strippazine

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-metal-gear-mgs-revolver-ocelot-no-gif-21018015

[narrow sorrel]

how bullet go in gun?

[spring quail]

im not sure

but this is how we make em

[slender rock]

sniff

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-homer-dance-gif-23875943

[crude oak]

When you go to Japan just to smack some cheeks but then you realise your dick got pixelated

https://tenor.com/view/babub-funny-meme-gif-10032956247026055664

[visual stirrup]

imagine taking 50 benadryl
and insteada of seeing hatman, you run into zizek

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1443778856321552436/G6Ts71KW8AA-YVr.gif

[spring quail]

i just got my yeehawer back

https://tenor.com/view/dancing-boy-cowboy-gif-12550037

[deep topaz]

what caliber

[spring quail]

.38

[deep topaz]

it'll do the job

[spring quail]

taurus 856 ul. i bought it for my grandma a while ago but she moved into assisted living so i took it back

[visual stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Hev_hW3fuBE?si=GfBF8gphy5oHwoIu
https://youtu.be/K9JDh_s9Cpk?si=bsR_6HUV3sXkNoJv

imagine getting popped by the bakugon blicky

[spring quail]

the beyblade blicky*

[visual stirrup]

yeah, that

[spring quail]

bakugans are lil magnetic balls

(i made my mom and grandma buy all of them)\

[visual stirrup]

probably the slickest reload possible on a revolver

can't wait till they're incorporated into FPS games

[spring quail]

isnt spinning the cylinder like that bad for it

[visual stirrup]

never heard that

[spring quail]

i supposed it depends on the gun

[visual stirrup]

everybody says that slamming the cylinder is bad for the crane arm

[spring quail]

the one in the video is clearly designed to speeeeeeeeeen

mine isnt lol

https://www.amazon.com/HKS-DS-A-Speedloader-model-DS/dp/B0000C1CLM

i need these for mine

i have a cz p10c but i like carrying this because its way easier and more comfortable

[crude oak]

do they even have retirement pays? or they just go homeless after retirement

[spring quail]

we have social security but that's set to run out in 10 years, otherwise hopefully you're good at saving and investing money

[deep topaz]

who

[crude oak]

americans

[deep topaz]

the standard person, no, usually you have to create your own retirement plan, or you get one from your workplace

[visual stirrup]

https://youtube.com/shorts/ARllVwFdOgI?si=JDE8XN4NBkeBsNZG
most of these assholes are acting like he'd just stepped on the flag or something
it's a fucking replacable part on a tool. It ain't that serious.

[crude oak]

i imagine police officers and stuff like this have some sort of payments after retiring

or they just send them into crack den with jammed glock

[spring quail]

pensions are becoming rarer and rarer as time goes on

[visual stirrup]

somebody told them about it being a bad habit, so they're glad they have a piece of information to be a smartass with

[deep topaz]

police and military get a pension after so many years

[toxic sundial]

[visual stirrup]

like guys who know nothing about weapons, but will treat people who say clip instead of magazine like morons

[spring quail]

i mean if that gun is papaw's old smith & wesson i kind of get it, but those people need to get a hold of themselves

[crude oak]

In Poland you serve 15 years and you can call yourself retired old guy

so if you started at 18 you're 33 and they pay you for unemployment

[deep topaz]

explain yourself

[visual stirrup]

information only matters as a tool to mock others for their ignorance to these people

[crude oak]

joined for a tag, cwel is slur directed at homosexuals or people who snitch

and i'm both

[visual stirrup]

shouldn't have said that

mods are gonna get your ass

[crude oak]

these days is more about snitching because we have high presence of low part of society and jail culture in Polish internet

which is fucking worrying

[crude oak]

as i said i'm both so i'm calling it myself

[visual stirrup]

has the polish language been corrupted by prison slang like russian has?

[visual stirrup]

doesn't matter

[crude oak]

ohh yeaaaaah, we had loud fucking meme of calling someone 60 which is reference to 60th article which is basically about lowering your sentence and being protected for working with Police

even kids in schools called eachother 60s

[visual stirrup]

damn

[stoic girder]

Is that like a snitch?

[crude oak]

yeah

[spring quail]

like some murricans call cops 12 i guess or something

idek where that comes from

[crude oak]

polish build

[spring quail]

this dude looks just like one of my coworkers

[crude oak]

bro is famous for being ex criminal and that's it

how to get famous in poland

[visual stirrup]

reminds me of a similar word in russian, dvukhsotiy (200th)
Cargo Category 200 refers to dead soldiers. That's what the black tulips were carrying in afghan.

One of the combat barks your guy has in GAMMA is "ON DVUKHSOTIY!" (HE'S DEAD!)

[crude oak]

most civilized debate in Poland

Bro asks if he would dance with Police officer on Tiktok and the other dude just snaps

[trim shell]

lol

[crude oak]

both ex convicts and shady guys who build fame by fighting in freak mma fights

[trim shell]

goated movie

[spring quail]

me when i have to lock in and push a big shit out

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/lock-in-goku-goku-angry-locked-in-dragon-ball-gif-7180579013206183425

[crude oak]

lmaoooo

[solar coral]

@visual stirrup

[visual stirrup]

a fat thug who hates flop is precisely what I am

but unfortunately, I won't be taking it as a pfp

[solar coral]

thank you for providing me with inspiration

[visual stirrup]

my default pfp is classic

I would never change it

[deep topaz]

cwel? swell? i don't get it

[solar coral]

why tf would you want my art as your pfp

[simple ore]

complains about drawing wojaks

[solar coral]

clearly thats not a wojack its an ezonijack

[visual stirrup]

too late
your NFT is mine now

[crude oak]

i just miss old polish internet, we had....alcohol users and pretty much that's it

[visual stirrup]

use wiktionary

it's from german

one of the meanings of that word in german is "railroad tie"

maybe the meaning developed the same way "bundle of sticks" did

nvm

it's another word that already meant gae in german

[solar coral]

AI cant copy me

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108852615627948143/1443788605368832195/jILuCZpvOzb_TopX.mov?ex=692a586b&is=692906eb&hm=5e2586c0c47c7fc0120b5b457d6c6b3922b7159e32c5832f61b011e8631c1c84&

[solar coral]

"drone with grenade"

[deep topaz]

first tag, Gambling

perfect summation

[spring quail]

real winners skip the video game and turn to spending the same or more on sports betting

every other week

[deep topaz]

THEY'RE DOING IT

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/nacy1ym.png

already did

[deep topaz]

new Thief too

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/gynMPoS.png

https://tenor.com/view/game-time-tf2-spy-noose-backflip-gif-16390102

[deep topaz]

VR only unfortunately

[spring quail]

garbage

vtol vr is literally the only vr game i like

[deep topaz]

I wonder if this is actually so good that it deserves a 95%

or if it's just the only one on here

[spring quail]

i want it because im tired of marioshart and sloptendo

https://i.imgur.com/je4gT2u.png

holy shit

https://i.imgur.com/mqT6saI.jpeg

sonic can breathe underwater now

https://i.imgur.com/YiAzYzn.png

minecart kickflip

amazing

i need kiryu and majima racers

Jumping spider appreciation

[visual stirrup]

starting that with the XM7 is a bad move

that thing is an even bigger misstep than the M16A2 or the M14

for the record

the M14 is fine

but it came at the exact wrong moment (vietnam)

[lucid oasis]

Bro my friend bought a 20$ 1200W psu off ali express and was asking me why his graphics card fried
lmao
Poor dude
He even asked me first and i told him not to buy it but he did anyway

Easily couldve just spent the 120$ to get a Century II 1200W

He doesnt even need 1200W tho

He has a 9060XT and a 7500F

[spring quail]

i have a 650w and a 5070ti/5800x3d

[spring quail]

what would one need 1200w for

[lucid oasis]

I have a 1200W psu in my dual gpu threadripper system

I also have a 1200W psu in my gaming rig, both the Century II

[spring quail]

yeah but do you use that to game or is it a workstation for stuff

[deep topaz]

I have a 750 that powers my 7600x and 7800xt

[lucid oasis]

I have a 4090 and 9950X3D

[spring quail]

im gonna upgrade to a 750w because i passed out playing red dead 2 the other night and woke up with my pc off

[lucid oasis]

Workstation is a 7985WX and 2x Quadro RTX 8000 48GB

[spring quail]

golly fuck

my brother is selling me his m4 macbook air when the m5 shit comes out next year

[lucid oasis]

My 4090 is undervolted like fuck too cause I aint taking no chances with that 12vhpwr cable

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/ywbgEN3.png

i do a little hobby shit

UI sucks for my gigantic tv tho

i made a gameboy in blockbench and the render went down to like 5 fps on my 2080super/5800x3d

[lucid oasis]

I run autocad, sometimes I will look at a PDF that for some fucking reason is over 60gb so the TR helps there too

[spring quail]

my brother has some cad program for his 3d printing autism

[lucid oasis]

Its also used as a data cloner

I am cloning TERABYTES constantly with that thing

[spring quail]

behold my humble gameboy sp

[lucid oasis]

Like I recently backed up 122TB of AutoCAD stuff for work.

Took 3 days lmao

cause my workstation only has 16tb of storage

[visual stirrup]

do you got fortnite on that?

🥦

[lucid oasis]

So it loads it all up, clones it to my NAS, then deletes itself from the pc

I mean its 4 4tb of the fastest drives in the world and it still took forever

4x 9100 Pro 4TB

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/Z1xqAJB.png
if you put games in this at all they'll fall into a void because i didn't model the cart slot, i just put a hole in the model

[lucid oasis]

I have a 30$ fanned heatsink for each of those bitches

[spring quail]

i have a NAS i can't use right now and im sad

30tb worth of HDD's and shit

[lucid oasis]

I built mine with old sata drives

I just went and bought a shit load of sata drives, formatted them in my AM4 testbench to clear anything on them

230TB of SATA SSDs

shit was spensive

but worth

Also took me 3 weeks to setup

[slender rock]

PUT GAME SLOT IN THAT

I SWEAR

[lucid oasis]

I just went and bought 5 3945X threadrippers for like 90$ each and am using those for all the lanes I need

[slender rock]

JUST MODEL THE CART SLOT

[spring quail]

do it yourself

[slender rock]

blender right?

[spring quail]

blockbench

[slender rock]

FUCK

[spring quail]

you can change keybinds to be blender

that's my first ever model, made it in about an hour and a half from memory. no idea how to use loop cut still

[lucid oasis]

Anyway now, theres a room in my basement thats loud as fuck now

[slender rock]

better than what I did so

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbyCbA1c8BM

[lucid oasis]

Filled the pc cases I filled with those drives with cheapo 13000RPM fans

[spring quail]

like this video, the guy used loop cut and something else to create the wheel wells

i have nofucking idea how to read the ui to know where/what im cutting

[lucid oasis]

Or just, use uBlock Origin

Cause thats actually completely free unlike a VPN

[fallow trellis]

that plan doesnt include Albania at all

shit plan

[lucid oasis]

Albania is shit

Id rather no Albania

[spring quail]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/3014650/45_PARABELLUM_BLOODHOUND__Cyberpunk_Active_Time_Action/

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Getting Personal…

Release Date

To be announced

i yearn for this style

or whatever dude's got going on in succupie

[lucid oasis]

I like fucking around with reshade

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/3OFkKZZ.png

the this

[lucid oasis]

making the most cursed shit I can

CRT, Bodycam, every bloom option available, as much sharpening and clarity as I can

[solar breach]

(I bagged nothing)

[lucid oasis]

[spring quail]

i wanna try it but idk how to use it lol

[spring quail]

how frowned upon is hunting with scary black gun

im building a do-it-all 300blk ar pistol

[lucid oasis]

Not at all

[idle portal]

no need for it to be usefull

its for the larp

[lucid oasis]

Unless your shooting 5.56

[solar breach]

Why would you give a shit what other people think

[spring quail]

i'll be using 135gr hornady FTX for game and 110gr V-max for HD

[lucid oasis]

Youll be fine

[slender rock]

yes

[oblique sage]

ad blocker seems easier

[slender rock]

thats sick

idk I can't find the shit i made

[oblique sage]

click around the buttons

[lucid oasis]

I personally have taken out quite a few whitetail last time I was in utah with .300BLK

[lucid oasis]

Nothing special, Utah has shit deer I swear

[spring quail]

subs or supers

[slender rock]

i made this

[spring quail]

im only gonna use supers in my 10.5" 1:8 twist

[slender rock]

just

[lucid oasis]

supers

ofc

[spring quail]

based

[solar breach]

Fuck this mean man I just use the gun I was given

[oblique sage]

what the fuck why am i in nnn fart

[lucid oasis]

I didnt get anything with the subs I brought lmao, but it sure was quiet with the suppressor and subs

I brought like 10 sub rounds, didnt even get to use em

I just wanted to try it

[spring quail]

10.5" barrel, twist rate means you can stabilize heavier bullets. 1:8 is fine for a supersonic 300blk build

[slender rock]

@spring quail I drew this with the mouse

[spring quail]

zamn

[lucid oasis]

10.5" 1:1 twist when

[solar breach]

Blah blah blah numbers

[spring quail]

i think my gameboy is the best piece of art ive ever made because i cant draw for shit

[solar breach]

The lion dosent pay attention to what type of shell he's using to kill squirrels, and crushes its skull with a slug

[spring quail]

the bullet would not work

[lucid oasis]

Dont care make it work

Smoothbore but rifled bullet .300BLK NOW

[spring quail]

need very big casing and insane pressure and barrel length

[slender rock]

half drawn via pencil, scanned and then some kaleidoscope effect

[lucid oasis]

Well no shit

[slender rock]

block man

[lucid oasis]

1:1 twist

now

[lucid oasis]

Have you seen SLAP rounds?

[spring quail]

no

[spring quail]

is that a fuckin adps rifle round

[lucid oasis]

Saboted light armor penetrator

[spring quail]

and assuming the sabot discards,

[lucid oasis]

Armor discarding piercing sabot

[spring quail]

shhh

tbh it sounds like that name would work too

it discards your armor and pierces

[lucid oasis]

[lucid oasis]

Nah the sabot pierces

[slender rock]

@spring quail

[lucid oasis]

Then discards your armor

[spring quail]

you said the same thing i did with more words

anyways now i want an ar10 to run those

[lucid oasis]

No you didnt say the sabot pierces

[spring quail]

my sabot is gonna pierce you

[lucid oasis]

Im gonna break nature valley bars on your bed

[solar breach]

Absolutely impossible to aim just fire in a random direction and hope it hits SOMETHING

[lucid oasis]

Its gonna hit you

shits gonna stop, turn around, and come back looney toons style

[spring quail]

i have a retired army veteran acquaintance that refuses to run anything but fmjs in his 9mm

the range ammo kind

he only bought .45 FTX because he thought they looked mean

[lucid oasis]

[spring quail]

he then went on to tell me you need hollow points for plates

[lucid oasis]

[solar breach]

What an absolute king

Shoot enough bullets the plate will cave

[spring quail]

"i have six mags they'll do the job eventually"

[lucid oasis]

.22 long minigun mentality

[deep topaz]

realistically speaking, just shoot center mass enough and you'll hit throat and gut eventually

[spring quail]

dude will drop from KE dump anyway whether or not the round pens

[lucid oasis]

[solar breach]

Yes you may be able to stop the bullet, but how many shots from the American 180 (angry bee gun) can you take before your guts turn into Elmer's glue

[lucid oasis]

We need .50 BMG that cant pierce any plates but send you 3 feet back from the energy

[spring quail]

holy fuck what is that

burger deggy

[solar breach]

A full .50 bmg round in front of another .50 bmg round

[lucid oasis]

Kenetic energy gun basically

[spring quail]

.500 425gr "vaporizer"

[lucid oasis]

Jesus christ

that looks mean

[visual stirrup]

military service does not presuppose common sense

did you know soldiers in ww2 were spreading that piece of nonsense about the garand ping being audible in combat?

"Oh, the krauts will hear your garand ping. That's when they'll advance. Throw a garand clip at a rock to make them pop their heads out of cover."

[solar breach]

[spring quail]

i just like prodding him into saying more retarded shit

[lucid oasis]

I feel like .50 BMG SLAP rounds would just zip right through you instead of blowing you the fuck up like normal .50 BMG

Basically a .308 moving like a 5.56-17HMR

[lucid oasis]

I'm an ex Marine, I thought we were supposed to be the retarded ones

[visual stirrup]

not only is fucking impossible to hear something so quiet after a minute of protracted fire

not only the fact no soldier ever fights alone, so the fact that one is reloading isn't a very exploitable piece of information

BUT YOU CAN'T MAKE THE CLIP PING BY THROWING IT AT A ROCK

[spring quail]

every usmc sticker i see on a car/truck

they can't drive for shit

but the person themself is pretty cool, if they're older

[lucid oasis]

cause they are either:
A) Drunk
B) High
C) both

[visual stirrup]

uhh, yes, that's TRUE!

You marines are the retarded ones. We soldiers SMAAART.

[spring quail]

this dude was a 91b

[lucid oasis]

I hear that in the voice you talk to a person with downsydrome too

the "Same same, but differeent" voice

[lucid oasis]

I'm 280lbs at 6'4

[visual stirrup]

that would be me helpfully using simple words as if you're dumb

orc speak

[lucid oasis]

[visual stirrup]

anyway

[spring quail]

what's that got to do with that guys MOS

[visual stirrup]

pay no attention to our asvab waivers

[lucid oasis]

24% bodyfat according so some fancy ass machine

like 2% range of error iirc

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/gumball-chad-gif-25972997

[lucid oasis]

I read 91lbs

im dumb

I cant read

I saw "91LB" not "91B"

[visual stirrup]

@lucid oasis
also
we get everybody that was too retarded and weak to pass USMC Boot Camp
They then come to US and aren't flunked out of basic because we NEED the personnel.

[lucid oasis]

thats mechanic no?

[spring quail]

yeah

[visual stirrup]

yeah

[spring quail]

he tells everyone he "drove tanks"

[visual stirrup]

wheeled vehicle mechanic

[lucid oasis]

I was an 0317

[lucid oasis]

[spring quail]

all my military pals are army so idfk other branch mos code thingyies

[lucid oasis]

USMC Scout Sniper

[visual stirrup]

don't know what he did
but the only mechanic vehicle with tracks is the M88. we never let 91B's drive it

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-the-sniper-gif-9022732005398095940

[visual stirrup]

oh shit

that's real chad shit

[spring quail]

he says he worked on m113's and bradleys

drove abrams around motor pool or sum

didnt say where

[lucid oasis]

@gleaming grove Werent you a mechanic

Cant remember what branchj

[gleaming grove]

I was never a mechanic

[gleaming grove]

I am literally your branch

bruh

[spring quail]

marines

https://tenor.com/view/snoopy-giggle-chuckle-lol-gif-10358212

[lucid oasis]

mf Im retarded

Plus I got out well before you even got in

[gleaming grove]

wait

what's going on

what's the conversation

[visual stirrup]

I never had the 91Bs in my unit working on the bradleys and m113's with me.

Are you sure he wasn't an 91M like me?