🎪bruh-fart

[placid sail]

as in, most likely recurring, regular thing

and their whole obsession with cow poop

[primal rapids]

One of the new SM2 Operations modifiers is friendly fire and I've already accidentally killed a teammate by mistake three times

The SAME teammate

[trim shell]

i saw video on this indian man on his knees praying while a cow pissed on him and he rubbed that all over himself its a strange culture thats for sure lol

[placid sail]

it's very logical (for them)

[trim shell]

[placid sail]

cows are very, very sacred animals

therefore, anything cow is very goog

[trim shell]

they'd kill me if they knew how much cow i ate lol

[primal rapids]

The worst part is he's on console so he couldn't see my messages about how sorry I was

He probably thought I was some sort of asshole out for him

[placid sail]

unfortunately, cows mostly produce poop and piss, and meat is forbidden

[trim shell]

ah man thats a bummer haha

[fallow trellis]

hell, im eating cow rn

[trim shell]

[placid sail]

I'd shower in milk instead for religious purposes but I guess you gotta use it all for food instead

[trim shell]

yeah milk where id draw the line if i was forced

mfs forgetting water is sacred ong

[minor cypress]

Supposedly its isolated to just one village. Which just sounds like cope

[placid sail]

well what do you know, the river Ganges is indeed sacred too

[trim shell]

that water could kill everyone in chat

[placid sail]

it is also one of the most contamined liquids on Earth, if not the one

[trim shell]

i hate that my country gotta pay carbon taxes then you got india the most polluting country on the planet doesnt have to pay anything

[pale ingot]

no gae

[placid sail]

I always want to chalk the most ridiculous rumors about Indians up to exaggeration, then I read that article about person being buried in cow poop and suffocating and I'm not sure no mo

[drifting mantle]

Hello? Guys??
I think my Internet died...

[trim shell]

[primal rapids]

No, Discord is just having a shitfit

We were overdue for one

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/joke-stickfigure-not-affected-gif-14391548

a rare occurence, an american is more dull about humor than a certified german

[trim shell]

@placid sail https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aghori you ever hear about this ?

they eat the dead

[primal rapids]

Honestly I didn't even check the original message, some of my friends were having lag issues in VC

[pseudo robin]

Saar do not notice saar

[placid sail]

oh baby you don't know half the shit that brews there, Indian culture is ancient, and it produced a million of quaint and weird sects and ideas

there's a guy who held his hand up for DECADES because something something religion

[pseudo robin]

[trim shell]

oh jeez

[fallow trellis]

fat alan

[primal rapids]

What the fuck happened to his fingers

[quaint ore]

I should get back to training

[trim shell]

[minor cypress]

Plus the entire izzat system causing issues. Its like the chinese social credit, but collective and on crack

[placid sail]

as it turns out, if you hold your arm up without moving for decades, it atrophies! who would have guessed!

[pseudo robin]

[drifting mantle]

Average brainfart user

[pseudo robin]

Indians will do shit like this but not master indoor plumbing

Diabolical

[trim shell]

lol

[placid sail]

that widely propagated copypasta must have some grain of truth in it, but I can't discern how close it is to reality

[placid sail]

you know when people usually get very religious and in droves?

when they're broke as all fuck

class inequality is not that in India, it's class abyss

[pseudo robin]

Almost posted a bannable meme

[minor cypress]

In my experience, it explains a decent amount and feels a little too accurate

[placid sail]

you ever been to India tho?

[minor cypress]

Hell no

[heady crow]

have you?

[pseudo robin]

Looks like a circle of hell

[placid sail]

I would most likely die

I'm prone to infections and food poisoning

[coarse bear]

Dies to basic spicemix

[placid sail]

well no, I actually do enjoy spicy food

[drifting mantle]

Why would you want to visit India? What is there?

[placid sail]

it was the question regarding the experience he mentioned you idiots!

[minor cypress]

The izzat system just sounds like they copied bushido, threw away all the respectable rules, and added "fuck you got mine"

[drifting mantle]

[prime zenith]

I love butter chicken

[coarse bear]

"It's only coriander, sir"
Busy, shitting fire from both ends:

[coarse bear]

Your ass ain't there

[minor cypress]

Boss music

[drifting mantle]

Yes, a horrible expierence

I Bring joy and love

[river zealot]

@quaint ore

[drifting mantle]

THX83?

[trim shell]

what does that mean

[placid sail]

I would outlast your twink ass in a spicy food showdown and you know it

[quaint ore]

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/atlantis-you-dont-wanna-know-secret-disney-shouldnt-have-told-me-gif-17814673

[trim shell]

[toxic sundial]

buh

[drifting mantle]

I'm afraid that I'm a seeker of knowledge. No matter how forbidden, I must learn it all

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/m8l8th-levkin-левкин-gif-8112800038124223628

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/pinhead-cenobite-hell-hellraiser-sights-gif-5201787

[placid sail]

phimosis

[trim shell]

doc says just force it back..

[coarse bear]

You fool, my Korean great aunt grew her own peppers

[placid sail]

oh goddamit

of course the random twink I challenge is koryo-saram

[coarse bear]

M8l8th guy

[placid sail]

well fuck you

[toxic sundial]

hands down I kick all your asses in spice off

[coarse bear]

[toxic sundial]

And I'd drink you under the table as well

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/гном-м8л8тх-m8l8th-алексей-левкин-алексей-лёвкин-gif-11691098746917420669

he sure looks like a happy go getter

[coarse bear]

Thing is, we ban m8l8th pfp users

[heady crow]

i mean yeah for a good reason

[fallow trellis]

polar bear eats pumpkin and dies

[coarse bear]

Idjit

[trim shell]

thats a gigantic pumpkin

[coarse bear]

Yeah, probably
Asian flush moment

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-aborddelimpala-the-boys-words-up-gif-26118496

[drifting mantle]

Or a very tiny ice bear

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-morgan-freeman-true-nodding-gif-13973817878387504960

[river zealot]

AHAHAHAH

[toxic sundial]

[river zealot]

i just see teh true emotes appear

[coarse bear]

Why is iedy listed thrice?

[toxic sundial]

didn't know what that is. Cool part of the internet is it brings to my attention new kinda of dickhead everyday

[coarse bear]

Neonazi metal(?) band

[toxic sundial]

yeah I looked it up

[river zealot]

neonazi(?)

[drifting mantle]

(?)

[coarse bear]

Neonazi(!)

[drifting mantle]

(!)

[heady crow]

you would be correct

[coarse bear]

Aryanism

[trim shell]

[heady crow]

and not even the good kind of nsbm where the music happens to be political but they make music for the political messaging leaving the actual sound being fuckass dogshit

[river zealot]

aryanism
russian???

[toxic sundial]

also idk if you know who Nick Fuentes is but I saw a Fuentes clip get posted the other day so watch out for that

[coarse bear]

Just append "agartan folk music" on there

[fallow trellis]

ill give em a listen

[trim shell]

neo nazis are not the smartest people

[coarse bear]

Lil bro realises racists are retarded

[drifting mantle]

Retards being retards, you expect it to make sense?

[river zealot]

eh, the band leader? seems like an educated guy

[toxic sundial]

infact they are not people

[river zealot]

its one of those things where they do it for the

uhhh

style

[heady crow]

another one of their bands is called Adolfkvlt so idk

[coarse bear]

Sure buddy

[trim shell]

educated people arent nazis though

[drifting mantle]

How creative...

[river zealot]

what if youre german

[coarse bear]

Then you work for NASA

[trim shell]

you'd still be retarded or work for the US gov

[fallow trellis]

ned flanders metal band

[trim shell]

now this is peak

[coarse bear]

And get mostly pardoned at Nuremberg so US can stick it to the USSR

[trim shell]

cant let them have an advantage fr

[coarse bear]

Bed Ned liked it comfy

[heady crow]

peter griffin on the right 🗣️

[coarse bear]

Stead Ned was good with farm animals

[trim shell]

bled ned is a warrior

[drifting mantle]

Dread Ned

[coarse bear]

Red Ned was proletariat

[toxic sundial]

dying light for sale only 5$ absolute pog ass zombie game if you haven't played it

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-thesimpsons-flanders-stupidsexyflanders-gif-5439362

shred ned

[coarse bear]

I have
Got bored

[toxic sundial]

imo absolute best zombie game

sequels kinda suck but the first one is really good and holds up

[trim shell]

that reminds me gotta get back into zomboid

[placid sail]

if he shaved his yeti arms he'd be all three

[drifting mantle]

@grizzled meadow

[river zealot]

@grizzled meadow

[placid sail]

the germans have betrayed us again

it is so zoever

[toxic sundial]

also days gone on sale, it's p good too

[placid sail]

american dork mumbling to himself while killing zombies simulator

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/its-so-peak-its-so-peak-cat-sad-cat-cat-its-peak-gif-14460726145337496073

[drifting mantle]

Germans are dog shit video game devs

[toxic sundial]

not really peak cause I think dying light is a better zombie game, but days gone is for sure pretty fucken good

[placid sail]

original gothic was cinema (haven't played much myself but it has big russian following) but now it went through DEI department

fucking tank controls are funny though

[toxic sundial]

conversely Finnish devs seem to make the best games

[drifting mantle]

Whole Germany went through the DEI department. Only natural that this is the case

[placid sail]

I can't believe they fucking cut off HAL's peepee this is insane

[drifting mantle]

We will regrow it, stronger, better

[placid sail]

pig-grown artificial penis from the lab on the back side of the Moon

[drifting mantle]

[trim shell]

Russians make good games aswell

[drifting mantle]

Name one good game Russians made

[coarse bear]

Go on

[simple ore]

tetris

[river zealot]

Uhh

Let me think

[drifting mantle]

Holy shit, you got me there dude

[trim shell]

Heros of might and magic is one

Warthunder

Atom rpg

[simple ore]

heroes of might and magic

already said

[drifting mantle]

[coarse bear]

Shill

[river zealot]

GOOD games

[trim shell]

Its good if you don't suck

[primal rapids]

Warthunder isn't a game, it's an apparatus to pilfer classified military documents

[trim shell]

If it aint the russians its the americans fr

[coarse bear]

Sunk Cost Fallacy

[trim shell]

Im into deep but its unironically fun

[placid sail]

vangers

[coarse bear]

I'm afraid it's terminal

[simple ore]

[trim shell]

Road to vostok is looking promising

[placid sail]

to make that one acid trip extra memorable

[toxic sundial]

oh shit new bannerlord dlc

Why haven't I heard about this

[simple ore]

that's not russian

[toxic sundial]

(it's gonna be dogshit)

[trim shell]

Ah figured it was

[simple ore]

pretty sure the dev is from finland or somewhere around there

[placid sail]

also heroes of might and magic 5

[drifting mantle]

You fools, I tricked you all into suggesting peak Russian games to me

[trim shell]

Japanese make the best games though ( yakuza franchise )

[simple ore]

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

also pathologic

[coarse bear]

Best LGBTQ+ game franchise

[placid sail]

to make ANOTHER acid trip extra memorable

[coarse bear]

Fuck, Мор: Утопия moment

[simple ore]

pathfinder is also russian damn

[placid sail]

oh hey, apparently loop hero is a russian game too

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-gif-19058503

[placid sail]

never got to trying it

[coarse bear]

I remember watching a review on, I think it was, Russian MTV

[drifting mantle]

The hell are they cooking over there... Germans, take note

[simple ore]

loop hero is good

but it got too complicated for me to finish

took too long

[placid sail]

huh?

ROGUE TRADER IS A RUSSIAN GAME?

[simple ore]

[coarse bear]

Owlcat is Russian?

[placid sail]

oh no no no

we don't talk about it

[trim shell]

Yes

[simple ore]

lot of wh shit

[drifting mantle]

[coarse bear]

Huh

[drifting mantle]

Holy peak

Okay, Russians can cook

[simple ore]

everyone can

[placid sail]

it's on Cyprus, but it's come on

[coarse bear]

Everyone moving to Cyprus

[drifting mantle]

Even Germans? Bitch, please

[trim shell]

GSC did the same some are in Ukraine still other in Cyprus I believe

[simple ore]

insane name in current times

[placid sail]

SPACEMARINE TWO IS RUSSIAN???

[simple ore]

blind ass mfer

[trim shell]

[placid sail]

okay I see where this is going

[simple ore]

@placid sail

[trim shell]

Russian Ws

[river zealot]

[trim shell]

They can cook

[placid sail]

we're using our first-hand experience of genociding poor Artyom into making loads of warhammer games

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[coarse bear]

Not enough mortar in SM2

[placid sail]

do not bring cockrider into this we're discussing games not politics or pedophilia

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/anton-ego-gif-9709800945809453150

[placid sail]

ah also yes

[storm stream]

The chronology of events...

[coarse bear]

EFT was mentioned once

[placid sail]

honorable mention of a bunch of goon games

like endless summer and miside

[simple ore]

busy has underground goon knowledge

[coarse bear]

-# Мысайд
-# Гепочка

[quaint ore]

Every gif i see of him looks goofy

[simple ore]

why do you know about endless summer

[quaint ore]

He is literally a walking reaction gif

[drifting mantle]

Go on, list them all

[coarse bear]

Unrestricted internet access and rampant rule 4

[trim shell]

Ban goon games

[placid sail]

I haven't played it, but it was memed just as miside was, just before you were grown in your growth vat

[simple ore]

it's funny to see them in steam front page

[drifting mantle]

Steam has in Germany

[simple ore]

they always have funny names

[placid sail]

the appeal is questionable, miside is at least full 3d, and endless is a interactive novel or however the fuck those are called

[trim shell]

Fr its wild lol

[coarse bear]

[trim shell]

German W

[quaint ore]

"Sex divers"

[placid sail]

basically reading text, watching pictures and clicking options

[simple ore]

sex 2

[coarse bear]

Sex 2: Episode One

[trim shell]

fetish locator

[placid sail]

oh my god, that's right

western losers won't get it, but for my fellow slavs

[coarse bear]

Beating Blops 7

[placid sail]

как достать соседа series

[coarse bear]

Блять

[placid sail]

[simple ore]

!englush

fuck

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/savingprivateryan-ww2-old-soldier-matt-damon-gif-4203998

[coarse bear]

Neighbor from Hell

[placid sail]

bozo particle

[quaint ore]

Jesus fuckong christ how old is that game

[simple ore]

ik delta particles

the hl mod

[quaint ore]

I remember watching it when i was like 4

[drifting mantle]

p!5x30

[coarse bear]

[simple ore]

[coarse bear]

Mf old series

[placid sail]

ночной дозор series, too

[drifting mantle]

[placid sail]

it was goofy, but I enjoyed it back in the day

[simple ore]

bring back !5x30

[quaint ore]

Y8 Games

[coarse bear]

Man

CS1.6 at school with no sound

[coarse bear]

cs_mansion

[quaint ore]

I was a Y8 kid through and through

No miniclip

Nothing else

[simple ore]

same

[quaint ore]

Only Y8

[simple ore]

never used the popular sites

[quaint ore]

I should give y8 a look

[placid sail]

oh my god

[simple ore]

it still works

they have a launcher

[placid sail]

this one isn't russian, it's more of a about to die of old age test

[simple ore]

if you want flash games get flash point
it's a backup of most flash games good or bad

[coarse bear]

https://tenor.com/view/worldfitvault-fitnes-gym-exercise-healthy-gif-3561456347512918085

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/godfather-massacre-sad-gif-16810633

AI slop

Man

Nothing is sacred to fucking corpos

[river zealot]

[trim shell]

[trim shell]

i found something cursed but i cant stop listening

[quaint ore]

Its like seeing your playground turned into a private football field

[placid sail]

god almighty and all those parody games that made me want to kill myself even when I was little

[foggy mantle]

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[trim shell]

gajin was cooking here

[coarse bear]

I saw that shit on shelves

[placid sail]

also the game I struggle to call good but it was a thing

[prisma venture]

yall seen The Age of Disclosure yet?

[coarse bear]

GTO

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-tears-gto-great-teacher-onizuka-gif-17027786654470926832

i should read the manga

[coarse bear]

I read through the whole (first) manga series semi-recently

[prisma venture]

u watch anime?

[placid sail]

I should kill Artyom and become a warhammer 40k game developer

[heady crow]

yeah, doesent it have better story development than the series?

[heady crow]

occasionally

not as much nowadays

[coarse bear]

I kinda forgot the anime

[trim shell]

i wanna rewatch DB GT

[coarse bear]

Krieg, correct?

[prisma venture]

heard of "initial D"?

[placid sail]

settle down punjabi

[simple ore]

no

must be an underground anime

[heady crow]

byeah, first few seasons are good before it gets repetitive

[trim shell]

nice selfie

[prisma venture]

amen amen

u seen the last race?

[placid sail]

a krieg first person shooter could actually be fire

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLnqdKXZ1xQ

[coarse bear]

Heard of "The Sopranos"
That's how you sound

[prisma venture]

ngl shit got me kinda angry race that lasted 10min took 4 eps

[heady crow]

i dont think so

[prisma venture]

lisen

ive started watchin anime few months ago

idk what is popular ant not

[placid sail]

go for that "war is truly hell" atmosphere instead of "I am 3 meters tall steroid super death machine and I am overcoming supermegademon of hell"

[heady crow]

idk i watched dr house with a guy over at my place and he hadnt heard of the sopranos

i might introduce him to peak

[trim shell]

fr the second one is overplayed

[prisma venture]

dr house peak tho

[prisma venture]

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-md-doctor-freaky-gif-7807484460015619799

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-halloween-spooky-posting-spookyposting-gif-10666700120843037466

the curse of rah upon you

[prisma venture]

im white

idc

[simple ore]

does he know

[placid sail]

it's aimed at the primary consumers of the setting but there's other tones for it that I feel may get some pretty decent demand

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[drifting mantle]

Happy you're watching Anime Shifty, really happy for you

[trim shell]

true but i deff think a war is hell atmosphere could really be good aswell

[placid sail]

fire warrior game was a thing, after all

[prisma venture]

sounds like u aint happy

sorry

[placid sail]

horribly undercooked, but still

[prisma venture]

[drifting mantle]

At least watch JoJo

[prisma venture]

i wont watch this stuff

to popular

[simple ore]

i played the necromunda fps without knowing any 40k lore
it was pretty decent if it didn't hardlock me midway through

bit jank but decent

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-jojos-bizarre-adventure-joseph-joestar-magic-trick-thumb-gif-17923926

[placid sail]

cowabunga fps

[prisma venture]

i liked the panzercop

[simple ore]

part 5 sucks

[heady crow]

part 4 my beloved

[simple ore]

real

[simple ore]

i like part 3 more
but i like 4 too

[prisma venture]

damn i should give a try sopranos again

[simple ore]

yes

[heady crow]

the wire is pretty good too, and from around the same time as sopranos

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-i-do-what-the-fuck-did-i-do-the-wire-jimmy-mc-nulty-gif-7783289

[trim shell]

i gotta watch it ive only ever seen episodes when youtube shorts gets into sopranos mood

[prisma venture]

lmao

i only watched till 6th or 7th ep

but i bet that soprano guy will have sex with his psychology gal

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-melfi-sopranos-lorraine-bracco-gif-17377393906389399462

[prisma venture]

ye

this

bit ch

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-souljaboy-soulja-boy-huh-soulja-boy-tyga-gif-4086522772699119831

[drifting mantle]

Peak women

[trim shell]

she could fix me

[river zealot]

man or woman?

[heady crow]

melfi might actually be the only likeable character in the show

[trim shell]

thats a woman look at bone structure

[prisma venture]

melfi?

nah she sounds ultra anoying

[river zealot]

can barely see any

[prisma venture]

cant judge tho

[trim shell]

jawline and cheeks look pretty fem

[drifting mantle]

Most likeable character is of course: Phil

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-melfi-lithium-discontinue-the-lithium-dr-melfi-gif-3867430620316497414

[heady crow]

leotardo?

[drifting mantle]

Guy did 20 years in the can

[heady crow]

[drifting mantle]

Yee

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-happened-there-gif-18240822558998438526

[drifting mantle]

He ate grilled cheese of the radiator

[primal rapids]

He compromised

[full rapids]

Mine produces 4, including plasma

[tight rune]

Oh yeah I blast a ball of superheated ionized plasma whenever I fard

[stoic girder]

They are supposed to be sex slaves, why are they ugly?

[placid sail]

because Germany has fallen to the idea of everything being sterile and proper

[drifting mantle]

DEI

[placid sail]

they even made girls ugly to drive down the point

they even made one of them into youyou

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

[stoic girder]

Modders will mod them back in, hopefully.

[drifting mantle]

cover controversial topic
remove controversial content

I knew Gothic would end up like this, because I know what the German gaming industry is like.
Dev Studios here still are deeply intertwined with Gaming Magazines like Gamestar.
They glaze each other and suppress critical voices.

[primal rapids]

Three very firey boys on their way to light your birthday candles and nothing else

[proud cipher]

holy dmg

[drifting mantle]

I was banned from Gamestar, because I said I don't buy Dragon Age: Veilguard because of the SILLY neo pronouns (which are used in the German dub).

I promoted hate speech, for saying neo pronouns are silly. That was the ban reason

[stoic girder]

They just love to radicalize Gen Z, apparently.

[primal rapids]

New Operation is peak by the way. It's basically WH40K-flavored Pillar of Autumn where you have to sabotage a ship's reactor to make it explode. No Warthog run, unfortunately.

[proud cipher]

wtf is gamestar and am i out of touch for not knowing?

[stoic girder]

It's their PC Gamer magazine.

[proud cipher]

fk all that shit honestly nowdays

[drifting mantle]

Yep, tried to tell them that they cause the radicalization doing this.
The Community Manger who did give out the ban, also had a pfp of herself with dark blue hair

[stoic girder]

[proud cipher]

i would rather just go ask some dude that plays the game daily or whatever if its good

[stoic girder]

At the beginning reviewers were just dudes who played videogames.

Now it's all corporate circlejerk.

[proud cipher]

Good days

now its just access journalism ngl

[stoic girder]

Gamergate was real

It was about how devs could buy good reviews, but they framed it as "woman bad"

[drifting mantle]

They're all activists.
Asmond made a really good point, when he was talking about another Chinese Videogame that became popular recently.

He said, that we need to stop giving these "Professional Critics" any platform (like a separate score on metacritic), because they're just activists pushing their own Agenda. Glazing Video Games that fit into their world view, while shit talking Games that do not. It's worse with games, that are not affected at all by Western Game Media. Like games from China.

Gamers review games, if you think you're special and your "Professional" voice needs to be heard...

Make a YouTube channel and review said games

[trim shell]

Honeslty I could care less if the women in games are hot or not im not beating my meat to a video game I care if the game runs well and the content is good/fun

[stoic girder]

There is also the weird ecosystem they produce where if your game isn't DEI they give bad reviews and sales suffer.

So devs are incentivized to making that kind of stuff even if consumers don't like it.

[drifting mantle]

You don't need to make hot women. But your characters need to be attractive.

And it's a fact, that goon content significantly increase your sell numbers... Which you want as a business. You give people what they want.

If sex sells, you give the sex

[placid sail]

oh my fucking god, the game crashed just when I was about to get an achievement in tower survivors

choke on cocaine and fall off your yacht Kottick, so the sharks can sodomize your maggot body

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, but thankfully. It's backfiring now, because consumers don't buy this trash

Put the fries in the bag!

[stoic girder]

Huh?

[trim shell]

Im just very anti goon as hypersexualization is destroying the west between goon games, onlyfans and other shit

[drifting mantle]

(devs and gaming "journalists")

[stoic girder]

What does the fries mean?

[primal rapids]

You do know that gooning has been there since the start, right? Like, even when we were back at 8-bit pixel games there was still fanservice

[stoic girder]

Lara Croft should be the baseline.

[trim shell]

100%

[drifting mantle]

If you lose your job, because you're too retarded to do it properly. McDonald's is always searching for new employees.

[stoic girder]

Ah, that makes sense.

[drifting mantle]

And if they yap about DEI at the registry, you as the customer shout "just put the fries in the bag, man"

[stoic girder]

Sounds like some America specific phrasing.

[toxic sundial]

scavs have wall hacks they will push you but face the wrong way even if you are sitting in a corner not making a sound

[stoic girder]

Since it's McDonald's

[placid sail]

a good step forward would have been the characters being able to be anything instead of just pushing some dumb fucking archetype down everyone's throat over and over again

[stoic girder]

Wrong channel.

[strong crest]

Misery < Stalker2 < SoC < CoP < GAMMA < Clear Sky

[placid sail]

every character looking like an inclusive ass homunculus that makes me wanna puke is bad

[toxic sundial]

suck my nuts

[drifting mantle]

True, German McDonald's has higher standards for their employees
I assume in other countries as well

[placid sail]

every character looking as a chinese sex doll is also bad, for my tastes!

I wouldn't mind some of them looking ugly, some looking sexy and some looking something else

why it has to be always one thing?

[strong crest]

Include my asain nuts in yo mouth

[drifting mantle]

But this time, it will work!!!

[stoic girder]

Make the enemies ugly.

[strong crest]

(Not actually asian)

[stoic girder]

Everyone wins.

[primal rapids]

Honestly I'm just tired of people constantly pushing hamfisted allegories and how the bad guy wasn't always bad, he just had bad things happen to him!~

Let the bad guy be a bad guy because he likes being bad, some people are just assholes without having a start of darkness

[stoic girder]

Some people are beyond saving.

Would be nice for games to recognize that.

[placid sail]

enemies could look all sorts of different too, instead of the usual modern thing of "a million of completely featureless goons so god forbid you feel pity or shame for genociding them in untold numbers, and one sexy/charismatic boss antagonist that has a weird tendency to bust into your dms every two minutes"

[primal rapids]

Reminds me of Accursed Farms when he was going through Human Revolution and got caught on how the game treated his player character like shit because he used lethal force against terrorists

Because lethal force is baaaad

[stoic girder]

They are trying to kill the MC, it's self defense.

[primal rapids]

They were also holding a fuckton of innocent people hostage at gunpoint AND bombpoint

[drifting mantle]

All characters should look like big buff oiled up men

[primal rapids]

You're right, they should let me play SM2 without power armor.

[placid sail]

wake up grandpa, gears of war is already a thing

[primal rapids]

Only a loincloth, sacred oils, and purity seals

[stoic girder]

Modders, get to it!

[shadow wyvern]

whats that one island one sseth reviewed called again

[stoic girder]

And they get covered in xeno guts.

[simple ore]

breeders of nephelim

[shadow wyvern]

yeah that

[minor cypress]

Coomers always been a thing, people just found a new term for shit

[primal rapids]

Though I do love the double standard that chicks in bikini armor is objectifying but not dudes running around in just a loincloth

[placid sail]

if anything, older games were a lot more straightforward about it

[minor cypress]

Let good guys lose again, please

[visual stirrup]

nah
if men walking around in their underwear was intended to be sexy, that'd make gachi porn

also

[stoic girder]

Most of internet traffic is porn

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/conan-the-barbarian-conan-the-barbarian-mk1-conan-mortal-kombat-mortal-kombat-1-conan-mk1-conan-gif-16402959917856369556

[drifting mantle]

[visual stirrup]

conan

is too based

[shadow wyvern]

false
most of it is bots and spam..

[stoic girder]

Because men want to be those guys.

[visual stirrup]

most of the internet traffic is bots

[primal rapids]

The masculine urge to wade into melee combat in nothing but your underwear

[minor cypress]

Leisure suit larry series is a prime example. Its slop but knows what its about

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-hal-strong-men-gif-21189652

Brainfart

[placid sail]

it was specifically a goon game, but even the games with non-goon plot were pretty sexual at times

[shadow wyvern]

I think that’s in part because of the way it’s done
if the men were wearing jockstraps that accentuated their bulge maybe
but as it stands often it’s designed like.
the men are for men to imagine it’s them
and the women are eyecandy for the men

[placid sail]

I am fully convinced bruno is a bot

[heady crow]

its 8am somewhere

[placid sail]

get new material you lazy bum

[stoic girder]

He has Alzheimer's, be nice.

[visual stirrup]

post the radio installation meme, bruno

[heady crow]

i cant, they banned gachi

[placid sail]

what's the point, he'll forget me being rude anyway!

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[placid sail]

I allow it

[stoic girder]

You'll remember, bro.

Don't do it to yourself.

[visual stirrup]

@heady crow
your wife is dead

[placid sail]

I'm something of an Indian myself, I'm very hateful

[visual stirrup]

i'll remind you again tomorrow

[placid sail]

nvm skiy is more hateful

[visual stirrup]

@tidal trellis
what do you think about this?

am I more hateful than busy?

[tidal trellis]

IM SICK, GO AWAY

[visual stirrup]

still haven't solved your technical issues?

just click my name

click the three dots

[shadow wyvern]

he likes the attention

[visual stirrup]

and click block

[primal rapids]

Flop is always sick, must be his delicate twink constitution

[placid sail]

permanent period

[visual stirrup]

@tidal trellis
you could do it in five seconds
it would take less time than typing a message bitching about it
and you would never see me again

block me

[tidal trellis]

Go. AWAY

[visual stirrup]

do it

[tidal trellis]

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/green-goblin-mask-gif-17747048515581223060

[placid sail]

that bruno clip posted once every two hours is topical for once

[drifting mantle]

Rude

[placid sail]

just shoot me you fucking maggot

[shadow wyvern]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1134281881127497749/1306738512665641040/IMG_0743.gif

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-jackson-comendo-picoca-gif-9669437860846841235

[minor cypress]

Yeah, i think it just boils down to mature games not going fully mature. Violence and gore is fine but everything else comes out half baked

[tidal trellis]

It's rude to ping a person who's sick, Mr

[drifting mantle]

Listen Flop, if you don't like him. Block him

[tidal trellis]

I'm not weak to block!

[heady crow]

i had already vaulted it, thanks for bringing it back. It honestly is top3 reposts ever

[drifting mantle]

I block people as well that are annoying

[shadow wyvern]

If you don’t like being pinged then make it so you stop getting pinged instead of spending 40x the effort complaining about it

[placid sail]

well it wasn't mature about sexual topic back then either male characters climbing a ladder after a girl in a skirt and going AHUHUHEHEHEHE

[heady crow]

honestly i want there to be a program where every time a service member needs to install the radios with those fuckass plugs they bring the engineer who designed to do it for them

[placid sail]

so it just changed from a teen going through puberty to... a teen going to catholic school, I guess

[heady crow]

good luck tryna lube it up with spit and breaking your wrist tryna twist it at a akward angle

[stoic girder]

Whoah man, I don't think you can say that.

[drifting mantle]

What do you mean? That was peak gameplay

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-my-wife-omni-man-invincible-i-think-i-miss-my-wife-invincible-season-2-gif-12138794142357141535

[placid sail]

oh no it was funny as hell, but I'm saying it's not really mature is it

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/i-miss-my-wife-tails-i-miss-her-a-lot-sonic-the-hedgehog-snapcube-eggman-gif-27436480

[drifting mantle]

It was funny, but the good kind of funny. Not the HR version of funny, ya know?

I agree that it wasn't mature, rarely was

[placid sail]

HR version of funny aka I am getting suicidal thoughts watching this

[drifting mantle]

[drifting mantle]

The "I would rather drink battery acid" kinda funny

[placid sail]

even the cringiest unhinged game is more sincere that any overwatchification of whatever the fuck is on the market right now

[toxic sundial]

unhinged indie games always top

[placid sail]

bruno I am going to kill myself and mention your full discord tag in my death note

stop this torture

[toxic sundial]

spend 5$ for groundbreaking shit or spend 70$ for cod slop

[drifting mantle]

Always amazes me, that a Generation that grew up with South Park... Turned into... This

[fallow trellis]

what is overwatchification

[drifting mantle]

Woke

[fallow trellis]

is it when sfm animators make better porn than the devs

[heady crow]

okay have you seen this before?

[fallow trellis]

oh ok

[placid sail]

I consider overwatch one of the most glaring examples of making your game sterile, uninspired and very KPI DEI investor-friendly

[placid sail]

which is ironic because of that, indeed

[primal rapids]

Cold take, I hate the wokeification of Borderlands

[drifting mantle]

Wouldn't that be Concord?

[placid sail]

also I have a pet theory that blizzard willingly gave porn makers all the models

[drifting mantle]

At least Tracer has a nice ass

[fallow trellis]

it started with the last Tales from the borderlands and soldified in bl3

[placid sail]

concord isn't an example of anything, it shat itself and died in a womb

[fallow trellis]

I still remmeber the sexist guy in overlook

[placid sail]

it could have been even worse, but thankfully, it turned into an abortion

[primal rapids]

I mean even in BL2 we started getting a lot more gae/lesbian characters

[drifting mantle]

Yes, but why it died is exacly the reason you mentioned

• being full price in a free to play market

Retards

[placid sail]

I'm not sure it died of overwhelming DEI angle, it died because some retard devs decided to roll into an oversaturated niche with a product that barely looks different from anything else there and has exactly zero competing points

[primal kayak]

Good day fellas

[drifting mantle]

I think there came a lot of points together. Death by a 1,000 cuts kinda deal

[placid sail]

it didn't die because OOHHH YOU HAVE TO PLAY AS A PREGNANT TRANSGENDER GAE RACCOON LEFTIST no it died because oh it's like overwatch but worse nah don't care

like

[fallow trellis]

whats dei

[placid sail]

can you name me a single thing about concord gameplay you've heard or seen that took your fancy?

[drifting mantle]

Diversity, Equity and Inclusion

[placid sail]

yes, numerous times

[fallow trellis]

I think this is ok, because i can use different slurs in game

[primal kayak]

Why do you guys keep playing games that are ass?

[heady crow]

oh, youre here too much then. Im sorry bzeek

[placid sail]

I can't decide if you're fucking with me or you really don't remember what you're posting

[drifting mantle]

The slurs are blocked

[fallow trellis]

in english yes

[drifting mantle]

And in Pakistani?

[fallow trellis]

nope

[placid sail]

ohh haven't seen that one

[drifting mantle]

[fallow trellis]

not in chinese either

[heady crow]

i havent downloaded anything new in 2 years. I just go to my downloads folder and click something and hope i dont get banned

[minor cypress]

Thats what happens when you build characters like checklists instead of people

[placid sail]

I hope you get banned

[fallow trellis]

Regular racists only use english, which is very retarded

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/miss-you-i-miss-you-i-miss-you-too-miss-you-too-love-you-gif-8139020166029150331

[fallow trellis]

I learn other languages so I say slurs that mean the most to them

[heady crow]

i learn about other cultures to be more accurately racist torwards them

[fallow trellis]

Ex. Learning Chinese slurs against koreans

Using romanian slurs againnst romanians

[drifting mantle]

doesn't happen
okay. Why can I checklist it then?
coincidence, you're reading too much into it

[pale ingot]

Victor Saltzpyre:

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/punchup-punch-up-robert-robert-dispatch-punchup-dispatch-gif-3237503930796324216

bardin

[fallow trellis]

Victor Saltzpyre is the racist

thats why people like playing him

they just dont want to admit it

(they are performative)

[primal rapids]

The only thing I can remember about Plague Tale is that the knights had cool drip

[heady crow]

you clearly havent seen the elf

[pale ingot]

i like playing him because he's the racist

[heady crow]

granted elf players are the bottom of the barrel players

[pale ingot]

elf players are subhuman

[heady crow]

dark souls ass armour set

[placid sail]

every single person in vermintide is racist, except for maybe flame chick, but only because she's clinically insane

you have to be clinically insane in warhammer to not be racist

[primal rapids]

Me spending an hour tweaking my character's appearance only to put a fully covering helmet on

[heady crow]

im p sure kruber and bardin are too focused on drinking beer

[primal rapids]

In a fantasy setting, I would be racist against elves as default, even if I had the great misfortune to be born an elf.

[drifting mantle]

I would admit it, if I would play the game.
I play a lot of assholes, because I like being an asshole ingame

If you put a likeable asshole in your game, I will likely buy your game

[heady crow]

@placid sail ok heres one youll like

[primal rapids]

Point to a fantasy setting with elves where the elves aren't part of the problem or didn't do jack shit to help with the problem

[placid sail]

okay that's it

I'm getting the rope

[heady crow]

i know you like it

[placid sail]

I'VE SEEN IT SO MANY TIMES

FUCK YOU

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/well-screw-you-too-kevin-hart-cold-as-balls-forget-you-rude-gif-19800299

pull up to the border

[placid sail]

so what, so I should bring you some fresh memes?

[heady crow]

theres a severe drought, you need to smuggle me some

[placid sail]

mf hangs out in 3000 servers and can't be bothered to post something new for once

https://tenor.com/view/smh-kanye-west-dumbass-no-gif-20416798

[primal rapids]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qfcDzzCXQak

This man yoinking and booping insanely dangerous creatures is my hero

[drifting mantle]

Imagine how dire the Situation is in those Servers

[stoic girder]

They use this.

[drifting mantle]

Holy Shit

That can't be real

I refuse

[stoic girder]

Blizzard's Diversity Chart.

Google it.

[shadow wyvern]

thank you blizzard

[drifting mantle]

Man, you don't hate western gaming enough

[stoic girder]

Socioeconomic background in a hero shooter

[shadow wyvern]

it’s so shit 💔
we love treating characters like checklists
do something interesting? fuck no

[drifting mantle]

Very important for my self insert

[drifting mantle]

I think, you don't even need to be "interesting"
Just don't be this

[stark gull]

Now you see why these people are so fond of AI slop
They're practically the same

[shadow wyvern]

what I mean is there’s opportunities to make an interesting story or character out of someone who is not “generic straight western male number 568” but Not Like This You Fuckers

[stark gull]

Trying to calculate everything and put it in formula

[drifting mantle]

Maybe I just want a basic white male knight as a character, with no special traits

[shadow wyvern]

we loooove corporate nothingness

you will consume the slop

[drifting mantle]

That's what it feels like, even without the chart. It's so peak to actually see this

Another prove why you should always trust your instincts

[stark gull]

They'll turn him gae
And make sure you know about it

https://tenor.com/view/flash-gif-26152613

[drifting mantle]

The constant mention of one's identity or sexuality is crazy in modern media

[shadow wyvern]

all video games already contain a gae character
you, the player

[stark gull]

True and it feels like this gif

[stoic girder]

Stop noticing.

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison

[drifting mantle]

I'm okay with gae characters, but why does he need to act in the most gae Sterotype way possible?
Why does it even need to be mentioned, if it's unrelated to the plot.

[stark gull]

Consume gae

[stoic girder]

They want to rub it in how they are destroying your hobby.

[shadow wyvern]

yeah I agree
I cringe at a lot of it, how hard is it to understand that when people want representation also want yknow, a good fucking story

[stoic girder]

Do people even care about representation?

Like real people, not activists.

[shadow wyvern]

instead of corporate slop with something hammered in there
(see veilguard, that whole coming out scene doesn’t even make any sense lorewise. it’s an interesting idea, making a character reject a norm and exploring the consequences of it in a given setting, executed HORRENDOUSLY)

[stoic girder]

If I was confined to a wheelchair, I wouldn't want play as a character that is.

[stark gull]

We're seriously lacking representation of cannibal African tribes in media

We should do something about it

[trim shell]

Certain middle eastern country likes to be represented in a good light other then that cant think of any

[visual stirrup]

we need more bald fat loser representation in media

all I get is ugly_bastards

[simple ore]

i say we reject humans and humanoids

let me play as big disgusting monster

[stark gull]

Fat ugly nice guys when?

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/british-cop-screaming-screaming-sad-gif-1879411192175791821

[shadow wyvern]

yeah I mean
see hal’s comment earlier on how he wants more games where you can be a “likeable asshole” cause he likes playing those characters
that is representation

[primal rapids]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/953490/CARRION/

Steam

CARRION

CARRION is a reverse horror game in which you assume the role of an amorphous creature of unknown origin. Stalk and consume those that imprisoned you to spread fear and panic throughout the facility. Grow and evolve as you tear down this prison and acquire more and more devastating abilities on the path to retribution.

Price

$19.99

Recommendations

26988

Metacritic

75

[shadow wyvern]

[stoic girder]

Ryan Gosling is

[trim shell]

Honestly now that I think about it US isnt allowed to the be the bad guy in gaming lol

They are always painted as "good"

[simple ore]

hell yeah brother

[simple ore]

army sponsors

[fading portal]

I think it would be good if we had a reverse heisting game

the CEO's NEED another yacht...

[visual stirrup]

you know how playing as a female character in an MMO will get you a lot of attention from guys?

imagine playing as some monster with horns and tentacles
and your DMs are full of messages from women

[fading portal]

and I will defend the money with my LIFE!!

[drifting mantle]

Yeah worked great, more radicalized now and handing money to those who don't do that shit.
Brilliant plan

[simple ore]

that's what im sayin

[stoic girder]

Hey, it got them the BlackRock funding

[drifting mantle]

[stoic girder]

Check this: Monster girls.

[visual stirrup]

I think the closest we got was Spec Ops: The Line

[stoic girder]

[visual stirrup]

that was pretty fucked up

killing american soldiers

[drifting mantle]

More games like this please

[trim shell]

I play as a woman to manipulate men into giving me shit

They see the female character and give me stuff lol

[visual stirrup]

you can play that Marauder game if you if want to fight american soldiers

it's shit

I don't mean the space extraction shooter

[simple ore]

i wouldn't say that
that's more of schizo soldier man ruins everything

[visual stirrup]

BF6 has that stupid twist ending that says the bad guys are controlled by the CIA

so fucking dumb

even by video game standards

[simple ore]

cod always does this

bo1 the russians did mkultra

in cod4 saddam has an actual wmd that he didn't have irl

[visual stirrup]

wasn't saddam

[minor cypress]

NAHHHH

[visual stirrup]

and I'm pretty sure the later games reveal that it wasn't set off by the arab faction in that game

it was set off by makarov or zakaev or something

[simple ore]

he's literally one to one

[visual stirrup]

have you ever seen a picture of saddam?

[simple ore]

yes lmao

[trim shell]

[stoic girder]

He is clearly the stand in.

They can't literally use his likeness.

[simple ore]

they just changed the name

and added the russians

in later games they just connected black ops and modern warfare

[visual stirrup]

was COD4 about invading a country that had just invaded its neighbor?
or was there a conspiracy that he was harboring terrorists?

[simple ore]

you play as both us army and sas

us army does the iraq invasion

and they get hit by the wmd

sas goes after zakaev

[visual stirrup]

looks nothing like him

[simple ore]

you are delusional lmao

[visual stirrup]

I can't find any photos of him in a shemagh

[visual stirrup]

not all brown people look the same to me

just most of them, lol

[simple ore]

that's not what im saying

[drifting mantle]

I always play as the most shredded buff guy, because that's what I am irl

[simple ore]

al asad is literally saddam in cod4
they just didn't name him that so they can twist shit around

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/huge-its-crazy-biceps-flex-gif-18022088

[stoic girder]

Clearly, they didn't take any inspiration from the Iraq war. You are delusional.

[simple ore]

clearly

[pseudo robin]

@simple ore shitposting levels are over 9000 its hard to discern what is fact or fiction

[simple ore]

this is fact

all cod games do this shit

the funny mw 2019 sniper mission

[pseudo robin]

The last cod i played was world at war

[visual stirrup]

the inspiration was that the middle east was the relevant theater at the time

you would similarly fail trying to connect urzikstan (mw2019) to syria

[pseudo robin]

And it was kino

[simple ore]

holy kino

[drifting mantle]

Everything is true and false, exacly the way I perceive it

[visual stirrup]

and then the nuke

[minor cypress]

Rpg game? Always gotta do a 10 PHY 1 int tard run

[visual stirrup]

search for wmd's

[pseudo robin]

World at war on ps3

[simple ore]

i didn't have a ps3

i had medal of honor on my cousin's ps2

and black

[pseudo robin]

Black was also kino

Played it on og xbox

[minor cypress]

[visual stirrup]

it was more diverse before corporate learned that word

in general, I mean

not activision-blizzard

[minor cypress]

The blizzard phrenology tool

[solar breach]

lol i used to run an automated scam character with long flowing hair in the trade hub of eve online, i had a guy one before her, the difference in results was astounding

[minor cypress]

Come here character, i must measure your diversity

[visual stirrup]

"Does she think I'm some horny monster in real life?"

[simple ore]

yes i m

am

[visual stirrup]

imagine having something like that as your e-boyfriend or girlfriend

you send a pic of your boobs

[drifting mantle]

"I don't engage with disgusting human females"

[visual stirrup]

and it sends you a non-Euclidian dick pic

lovecraftian sexting

[simple ore]

sims 4 modding scene

[river zealot]

what would be their slur for humans

[simple ore]

pink skin

soft skin

[solar breach]

"This mod was officially sponsored by Satan's giant throbbing purple cock."

[drifting mantle]

Toe walker

[simple ore]

4 limber

[visual stirrup]

autists and people with CPTSD walk on their toes
I'm claiming the slur "toe walker" for the autists

[drifting mantle]

How about two eyes?

[solar breach]

isnt it more on the ball than the toes

[minor cypress]

Slimebuckets

[simple ore]

we need it to be one word

it has more power that way

all fantasy slurs with 2 words sound lame as hell

[visual stirrup]

knife ear isn't lame

[solar breach]

still kind of shit compared to s'wit and the other one i cant say

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/throwing-spear-amleth-alexander-skarsgård-the-northman-counterattack-gif-24448460

[simple ore]

yea the morrowind one is pretty good

[minor cypress]

Humies?

[simple ore]

it's less of a slur but it's good

[minor cypress]

Not offensive enough

[drifting mantle]

Homo (for Homosapien)

[dusky saddle]

can i put stalker video thats kinda meme related here ?

[simple ore]

you can put everything here

you are in the sewers

[visual stirrup]

we all float down here

[solar breach]

the sewers, its cold and smelly but its home

[minor cypress]

No, thats for #╟❓general-offtopic

[visual stirrup]

this isn't the meme channel
it's the politics, war, racism, and gooning channel

[fading portal]

deploy the man

[stoic girder]

Why do people think a tentacle monster would find humans attractive anyway?

[simple ore]

why do you do the same for monster girls

[solar breach]

maybe the idea of subduing something so simple and beneath them?

idk

[stoic girder]

They are just girls with extra bits.

[simple ore]

lame

and gei

those are retarded cosplayers

[simple ore]

my monster girl is an eldritch being

[storm stream]

What even is a 'monster girl'?

[drifting mantle]

That's why I said, the Monster would be disgusted by the perverted thoughts of such a low tier being that is a female human

[simple ore]

a monster that is a girl

[stoic girder]

Monster girls are just human females.

Women are monsters

[minor cypress]

Japan has an entire industry to explain

[storm stream]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1021120109173030912/1209860915168804924/squish_cat.gif

[somber sandal]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRc_9lhEjLO/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

pooey

[minor cypress]

https://tenor.com/view/rachnera-monster-musume-spider-woman-spider-girl-arachne-gif-22431058

[deep topaz]

I think Japan's weirdness with tentacles is a byproduct of schizoidal males. I cannot jack it if another male is in the scene. It has to be either solo female, or some sort of nonhuman creature doing the work

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-girl-i-need-a-monster-monster-drink-i-need-a-monster-right-now-need-a-monster-gif-16762877038712818711

[storm stream]

Ah yes... the underboob cleavage 🍷

[stoic girder]

It's because human genitals are censored in Japan.

[minor cypress]

You don't see the extra eyes and spider legs?

[storm stream]

I do now

[visual stirrup]

you picked the worst possible gif

[visual stirrup]

tbf

[storm stream]

tbf

[stoic girder]

tbf

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/letterkenny-to-be-fair-serious-lets-be-fair-gif-16087355

[storm stream]

If we didn't have leftism forced down our throats, we wouldn't have to complain about women being monsters...

[trim shell]

Tbf

[minor cypress]

Tbf

[trim shell]

Idk about that

[simple ore]

what

[visual stirrup]

real schizo hours

i'm out

[trim shell]

Being a monster isnt a left or right thing

[storm stream]

I don't mean that they wouldn't be monsters

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/beer-chug-drinking-drink-thirsty-gif-14117873518651772969

[storm stream]

ok

tbf

[trim shell]

Fair I was just saying people being monsters is a much more complex situation then left or right

[minor cypress]

True

[storm stream]

most women aren't really monsters

[visual stirrup]

better

now

get this shit off my monitor

[simple ore]

Monster, how should I feel?
Creatures lie here, looking through the windows

[trim shell]

Spiderussy got a man acting unwise

[simple ore]

this sucks ass
make her less human and we have a deal

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[minor cypress]

Its like orcs complaining about elfs being so thirsty over them

[storm stream]

whatever man

[minor cypress]

Damn, now i wanna watch an anime, but from the monsters PoV

[trim shell]

Goon fart channel..

[visual stirrup]

ever read baalbuddy comics?

[stoic girder]

What was it?

[visual stirrup]

that's the plot of a good chunk of them

[minor cypress]

Like reverse monster musume

[minor cypress]

Yeah thats what im referring to

[trim shell]

Anime woman doing push ups with boob physics and her boobs getting squished on the ground at the bottom of the exercise

[minor cypress]

Funny as hell

[stoic girder]

[placid sail]

I fully expected something this artificial to exist in blizzard dev, but to actually see it is phenomenal

truly state of the art blandness

[solar coral]

https://vxtwitter.com/JosephFox_088/status/1993356523217527279

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

https://t.co/knvwIpYNug

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 25, 2025, 4:30 PM

[minor cypress]

Its like a local schizo finally finding the wall gnomes

After being told it was just squirrels for years

[placid sail]

what the fuck? bb's elf actually getting laid?

[naive bison]

and every trumper in this situation is tony
"HE'S A GOOD EARNA, LETS NOT RUSH TO CONCLUSIONS"

[stoic girder]

Dating an elf that is old enough to be your grandmother is weird as fuck.

[simple ore]

i fucking hate this type of art

[naive bison]

that's so fucking morally repulsive, but that's probably what the post intended to do

[placid sail]

because nobody fucking cares about the plot you stupid bitch! consume our shit! CONSUME!

[bold kettle]

i hope aliens nuke us from orbit

[placid sail]

I am Neeko and I am lesbian!

[stoic girder]

Celebrating that is such demonic shit.

[bold kettle]

hi lesbian, im dad

[simple ore]

[naive bison]

one thing bill clinton said that was worthwhile was the way he described how abortion should be

safe, legal, rare

the last part is no longer true

and that's like 99% of the issues with it nowadays

[minor cypress]

Never forgive them for graves and TF retcon

[simple ore]

don't remind me man

bilgewater has fallen

[placid sail]

what retcon?..