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should i play verdun again
man u seen the german lingo shit
||white woman||
Being a 13th century nomad would be kinda peak ngl
one is not like the others
anyway time to make snack for tommorw bay gn and shiet
BROO WHAT THE FUCK
I am watching the polish who wants to be a millionaire, and the motherfucking contestants surname is literally n word but for white people
co
nintendo wii
piču
guh
have a good one
quacka
I made a tiktok account just cause I am tired of checking shit my friends send me through the browser
and I gotta say this shit is the lamest reel platform out there
I checked instagram for a change and got a video of a brazillian kid pouring kettle water on himself and getting a seizure
tiktok kids thinking it's funny to post the same video/comment for the 1000th time
-500 social credits
Bad work citizen!
Instagram is crazy honestly
I remember scrolling and watched a guy gun down another for touching his truck straight center mass shots
why’d they ai gen a plate of spaghetti on a table
real men eat dinner at 4am
like that’s not a difficult thing to find a picture of
pretty sure the entire scene is AI
except for sam hyde and his chair
now that you say it yeah prolly
The fuck
Wild
bring out the fine china
Real men don’t eat dinner, they eat a huge breakfast and then nothing else for the rest of their 85 hour workday
I at one point didn't understand why people at dinner at like 7-8pm and now I know it's because of work, people work all day and don't want to cook
i do the opposite
I eat dinner at 5pm
But I generally only eat once a day if I remember I'll eat lunch too but normally it's just dinner
I like eating dinner before 7pm its unwise to have late dinners unless you're going to be up late
more like fine india
As you wish m'lord, I will bring out the zoopals, do you have a preference for this evening
INDIAN INDIAN INDIAN INDIAN INDIAN
why do indians love to pretend to be not indian so much?
genuinely asking at this point
dw i have it saved on a flash drive that i wear around my neck
my national anthem...
would you want to say you were indian if you were indian?
sure
why would i pretend to be an israeli woman
if i were indian i would want to pretend i am an israeli woman
oh there was context to that message
he turned his webcam once in tarkov vc
still my point stands
i saw him for a split second
so we're slandering, slenderman

only had problems with blanks not feeding in mgs ngl
bald gey 3
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@quaint ore
amazing
Kirov reporting!
I made a mod for stalker anomaly that makes it the menu
It will be my will before getting banned
FOUND IT
Desperate for money, will make fake accounts and posts for who ever pays
CirnOS
true
That fucking purple guy again!
Yes, the cat died irl, so sad
I can’t believe Thanos disintegrated my cat
Btw here is a video if me playing with grandmas car when I was visiting
@narrow lotus @river zealot

@stone blade
its so over
we so back
hand so hairy
it reminded me of the "doing some pushups" guy
A natural born killer with killer instincts
kbity
saw multiple clips of idubbbz begging for subs @frota
@glad carbon

why is his subgoal 650/2000
Was he begging or going "don't forget to use your prime subs guys" because that's shit every streamer does and it's annoying
no he was basically begging
Lmfao
he was specifically talking about how you shouldnt use the prime and he wants the real sub

I saw another guy doing that once

Pathetic streamer behavior
You gotta love these lolcows man
he literally is begging to reach 300 subs a month to get upgraded tier on twitch
to earn more money
this guy used to hold commentary yt with an iron fist bro

he got gifted like 2500 subs at the beggining by oilers and then people realized he's fucking boring
and now slid down to 600
he averages like 200 viewers bro

pay me $4400
Pay me 4500$
or are we? I specified "CHEVY" before those 2 letters
Are you sure it wasn’t the Shelby Mustang Super Snake
you literally posted a gif of one of the tren twins throwing what looks like a roman salute bro
we aren't retarded

what? those guys never even made this pose in their entire career
just say "yeah it was a nazi joke"
so there is no gif like this
you alrdy came back from the mute
lmao
omfg
What a nice cat 
THANK YOU SO MUCH
Stop trolling dude
bout to feed someone's mom
wdym dont feed
why are you implying im the one trolling
literally look at the message
source
ask netanyahu
Oil up @naive bison
You play League, your mental state is not in question
🦭
no
havent played it in a bit tbf
kitty 
Shower up
said warhammer fan
no
no i showered yesterday before bed
I can’t show you a picture of my father, he’s currently waging psychological terrorism on Lorgar in the Warp
If you mean my IRL father, he has been missing since a bit over 30 years
Which is why I engage in fatherless behavior
me too, just downloaded Space Marine 2, have a great day
a villain meets a monster
monster
why and why not a villain
Villains are cool
you're worse
I love seals man, they're my favorite animal
I wish I could have one as a pet

you're some lovecraftian thing compared to the average troll
but what if true ragebait?
The truth can never ragebait, it's the truth after all
Unless...
The other person feeds into their delusion and gets baited into a rage, by actual facts
i dont troll
that's the worse alternative
i honestly don't get the troll reputation xal has
it all is really just his true own dog shit opinion 
like how most people seem to think that flop is just a persona
the worse option is that he is genuinely that fucking stupid
It's all just copium
@tidal trellis
is xal a troll?
listen man all my takes have extensive arguments behind them
thats the opposite of ragebait
i will stand behind every single fromsoftware game being the exact same dodgeroll slop shit, except sekiro
which is the only one with originality in the formula
A guy just spent $300 on scratcher tickers here
I never said anything else
A brainfarter by any chance?
Make that $500
Proof that he's in this chat
let it ride
go away!! 
@tidal trellis
you need to fix your technical problems
click on my name
click the three dots
and then click "block"
that should fix it
I'm sick! go away!!! let me rest!!
@tidal trellis
i still can't see your messages, babe
?
It's just the channel
Ah this one
if you aint a brainfarter what are you doing in life..
talking to women?
Why did YouTube feel the need to do this?
The Abo (Subs) button is supposed to be up there, with the Startseite (Homepage) and Shorts
Now it's down there... I don't like it
(the fucking bitcoin logo
)
the fucking bitcoin retards ruined half of the classic gifs
i would unironically like to put them against the wall
I agree, they're insufferable
I hope it comes all crashing down on them, some day
This guy is still here buying scratchers. I lost track of how much he’s spent but it’s gotta be close to $1000 at this point
Did he made it big yet?
If he has, he hasn’t told me
Bro is holding it in, for sure!
he's letting it ride
Fun fact, there was a The Thing video game
wasn't there a remaster recently
@lusty hazel type shit in 50 years
you know both are females
Is this legal?

I want to experience this once in my life
You’ll never have the cat cuddle pile
Bro.. 
I am contacting the cat collective as we speak
you wouldn't..
The cat collective ignored me as it is napping and my pspspspsps wasn’t loud enough
no u
if its "scheduled" extra time now instead of "mandatory" why cant i use my pto
says im not scheduled
Because companies will do everything in their power to deny their employees PTO
If they had their way, no one below exec level would get PTO
im gonna get in touch with my state department of labor
man, so many years later, and Mordin dying while doing some funny singing still hits 
welcome back iedy 2.0
i swapped it with a poisonous one
oh yeah
@narrow lotus @placid sail
that watermelon aint for eating
it's for crushing
Classic swindle.
Like when an item goes on "sale" but the base price was artificially raised, as a result it costs the same
there is at least some cunning trick to fuck you over, usually
and here it's just an insult to injury
"fuck you you stupid retard, buy it"
Ah yes, ZotE, the game where the cockpit is the mech’s cock
D oyall have Candyking?
the what
where else would you realistically put the cockpit on a high speed big robot
Inside the torso. The head, the stomach.
different candy that all costs the same per kg and you can put however much of any into one bag
well we have a couple of shops like that which are functionally the same
the nearest russian grocer to me also has one of those. price is per pound, scoop into bag
I'd assume the assortment isn't as rich as in the diabetesland though
Once I saw 2 guys just standing at the stand and eating them out of the containers

barbaric, but ain't that the life thoug h
if there is a tray of good quality chocolate brownies nearby, I would just jump on it and consume until I pass out like a raccoon that sneaked into a food warehouse
unfortunately, not that common here
or a chocolate lava cake with some vanilla ice cream
god I'm cumming
you like the edges?
.
Doesn't imply "non-existent"
How would you want brownies so much if you've never had them
dude holy shit I sit down 1 fucking second and somebody needs me to go do some shit and then I sit down for 1 fucking second and have to get up again
somewhat rare and most not really up to the code
The edges of the brownies are the best part
but rare good occurences made me desire them
KFC sells tiny ass, myshinka-sized chocolate lava cakes
overpriced, too, but I occasionally fall to temptation
hm
I mean, true
I usually stray clear of baking because it may involve kneading which is very problematic in my tiny ass kitchen, or just dangerous because I can't be allowed to produce sweets for myself freely, I won't stop
but brownies shouldn't involve kneading me think, and neither lava cake
I want brownies though
I should make brownies
yes
Buzy, do you have an oven?
Haven’t been to one in over a decade, they don’t exist in this area

come on man
different cultures, but not some neanderthal with a stolen pc
ok
check this out
¡EL FAMOSO postre que está volviendo loco al mundo! Sin horno, ¡Con 1 solo huevo!
✔Ingredientes:
2 plátanos
20 g de mantequilla
1 cucharada de azúcar
▪️para la masa:
1 huevo
50 g de azúcar
8 g de azúcar de vainilla
50 ml de aceite
100 ml de leche
130 g de harina
20 g de cacao amargo
8 g de levadura en polvo
should be doable then
I make sharlotkas on occasioan, can't be more difficult
the texture is very important though
I don't want just a chocolate cake
browny has distinct texture
I think?
I don't remember anymore... it's been so long since the last brownie spongebob me boy...
I linked that video for you
I will have to watch it tomorrow because my mouth is watering youtube has a funny thing of throttling your cpu to the max at night on pc
those bananas look good
ugh too much food talk at 4 am
me hungy now
glass of kefir
God bless ☦️
I like bananas foster
sweet rum bananas
came out of my over 4 year hiatus to post ts
stupid fucking chungus life
metal af i didnt know bananas rode like this
however you choose to slice em
maybe next time it shouldnt look like intestines
go sleep Buzy
sweet dreams and such
dudes just standin there
❓
the similarity is very, very vague
I diagnose you with brain worms
it's not that deep retard
american sees normal food and thinks of slop
vital organs are not slop
if anything, those wavy rows of banana made me think of a wifi logo
Womderful photo of a pickle i took
intestinanas
Fucked up lookin dog

@coarse bear
the optimization on this game is truly wonderful
hello
p good game especially with mods, that being said the devs are fuckheads
wench posting at 3 am
The thing on the right makes this woman a no go
what is that
80% is iconography of crazy
idc i'd still hit
white woman occultism 
she can cast hexes on me for all i care
NOT worth it
shes bad but dont keep in touch
mr president the 2nd white woman has hit the chat
wheres the first white woman
The hit and run tactic works if she isnt crazy enough to persue
idc
i'd hit
the gooner baits posted by iedy and others before
actually, I'm not sure thats the 2nd
i know a bitch like this
did you hit
she gave the buddy who hit a key to her home
in about 2 weeks
and another one of buddys
who did not hit
in about 3 weeks
did she give you a key
she threatened to try and sleep with one of my buddies, which they refused
she detected the evil gei spirits withing you
true...
shes giving free realestate andn you call her a bitch?
that's what im sayin
When I had just got out of school. One of our younger school kids talked to me alone about a girl he is dating being a total psychopath and needed advice lol
or at the very least a roof over someones head
in this economy? gotta be a trap
no
If it was he would've hit
a mortgage?
nvm
damn sex and keys to her home?
she'll use you to test spells in return
maybe if you fuck her the 3rd time you win 20,000 dollars
do I show censored french revolution documentaries to my kids again
stella why are you like this
let them watch some cartoons
I'm not sure they want to continue playing in the yard
tom & jerry
what time is it in france man
i thought we were close
that will rot their brains
tom & jerry is fine
past midnight
make them watch italian brainrot and cocomelon
this is like text book
they are, I'm the only one awake right now
2
they're like 3 years old
Make them watch oggy and the zogaroaches
real
that will rot their brains
thats the point???
ok then bob the builder
As long as your not shoving 30 second video reels in their brain
theyre not spanish tho
what
oh wait im thinking of handy mandy
Upin and ipin
who tf is handy mandy
Make them eat some south east asian shit then
spanish bob the builder
yeah
censored french revolution documentaries
its educational
Talking heavy machinary is better
they're gonne be raised french, they should learn the basics of rioting at an early age
Little kids wondering why the flamboyant monarch is getting his head chopped off
maybe at 5
flamboyant monarch without their head cut off? despicable
make them watch rupaul drag race then
mf wants them to be french
thats american
no thanks
ah shir
wair
its the most french thing I can think of
no, its rioting
its the only way the government listens
you think macron wants to end up the same as louis the 16th?
like that chick who offered to suck my dick in highschool, saying she was a throat goat but she only sucked one dick
man, how do you think the government listens
how do you think the government will ever listen
waste of money
terrorist attacks
hey man you said how they will listen not the cheapest way they will listen
anger the citizens and start a riot, they'll listen
maybe if your french
for the rest of the world thats what military, constabularies, and police force are for
a depressed looking guy smoking a cigarette is a movie though
its a tried and true method
effective since 1793
and the french government doesnt want to be treated like monarchy
rip
Tell her that she has shit taste
tell her my dick is small
Zip bomb her brain with decades of WH40k lore
wild shit happening on birdsong instagram right now. they have located the Autechre of birds. give this bird an Orange Milk tape. put this bird in the GRM
︀︀
︀︀ppl love plugging synths into mushrooms when using a bird as a sampler was right there
That's a government drone
Bird aren't real
I want to believe
people discovering starlings for the first time ig

Pretty much obsidian entertainment with fallout New begas
Vegas
I switched from newport to camel
this shit hits harder
its like my first time smoking
camel royals >
parliament or bust
vomit brand
ambatukams car
why his ears like that
adapted to echolocation
i dont get it
go back in time to see jesus
he turns to you and says in perfect english
"Go home."
whoa
best one of something like this is still the assassins creed 2
when the ancient one talks to ezio but says "desmond"
that was revelations, right?
i want to say it was
uhhh
in revelations ezio meets desmond
thanks
false, it's this #🎪bruh-fart message
fuck it's a message link
I love this game.
#ACII #Assassinscreed #Ezio

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this one, ass creed 2 main game
"WHO THE FUCK IS DESMOND"
from those peak stories to the later shitshows
ubisoft deserves what happened to them and more
imma have to kill you
https://x.com/JordanSVP/status/1993489625449742388 me when stalker 2 gets an update
Dw dandy I still like your pfps
why is destiny 2 star wars now
I do
Bungie lost the plot
terrible pfp medic
<3
go play surgeon sim's tf2 dlc
what's the artist for your pfp
By this I mean like they literally lost it
They had it compiled on a single micro SD card in someone's phone
And its gone.
No backups no one knows anymore

Maybe if I ever get the new valve headset
It's been one I've been wanting to play
its not vr only
Eh it's more fun that way
takes all the challenge out
I'm not looking for a challenge
I'm looking to see how badly I can fuck a patient up and keep him alive
do people really believe this crap
No I made it up
But its sad some people would
Because that's just bungie
its like when zomboids developer had his laptop "stolen"
he probably did
yeah sure
I dont keep up with zomboid dev so idk
i had my pc and monitor stolen from my house when i was in uni
came back and only mouse and keyboard was there
if i was developing something, wouldnt have affected shit
The main thing I would be upset about if my shit got stolen
Would be all my modlists on my games which I don't backup would be gone.
Actual pain
I wouldn't lose any info that would impact me
squid game baby was CGI
gaaahDAYM
god i love mozarts requiem
it's ok i made bail already
Let me die Jesus. I don't want to live
wtf does shitcord convert images to webpiss now
no, browsers do
what i posted was already webpiss
i dont know what the fuck happened
but i tried to find my image in a higher quality and it webpissed
i use this on firefox

whats wrong with 265
lossy as shit
i think most of my/my brother's plex is h265 as well for space reasons
i thought people getting gbit home connections would make everything png
but here we are
hosting costs money
all tech is built upon the idea of "good enough"
h265 looks good enough and needs the least space, also webpiss
its pretty convenient for data hoarders like me and him
i will be buried in a tomb of storage drives
Home tech lives off good nuff.
also seems like jpeg-xl is making a comeback
fucking grave robbers in 2000 years come by and shit on my tomb because all my mkvs are 265
i never heard of jpeg xl
Is that the same as jpeg 2000
-i found 200 tb of movie collection, but its .265
-burn it down
No way you are catching me doing extra shit unless i'm currently hyperfixating on it and motivated or annoyed enough
my mom and her fiance connected one gorillion smart devices to our wifi and now wonder why shit is slower than fuck
My pixels too highres, my audio too lossless
well it makes sense from the hosters side
Also funny how everyone still uses 30 years old image standards
Looks inside. 80 gorillion requests from smartshit devices
yeah i hate it
How does Windows not have built in support for WEBP and AVIF
NOOOOOOOOOOO THE DOOR LOCKS NEED TO CONNECT TO WIFI!!!!
we tried implementing plex/jellyfin in the company as a local video sharing platform, suddenly you need to have a beast of a machine to convert the vids and serve them, also enough bandwith
my brother built some purpose built shit for it
it did work and we went live but management didnt approve because "everyone can see anything here"
the thing that actually hosts our server (not the data) is a lil box about 20cmx20cm
and we were like "wasnt that the fucking point ?"
nooo, everything needs access permissions and management levels
every tv in this house is a boku no roku except mine
i've never even connected mine to internet
throwback to being stalked by a cat
I want to be able to stream north korean tv propaganda kino
hack satellites
Its a compromise. We keep it locked away and under watch
Theres still some bs you have to put up with, but thats just how it be.
This guy accessed the shit somehow, you can too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0T-pPPUAppk
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It's 60-70 years of TV what do you want him to do?
so its also a showcase and not just a how-to
How to? No

But he does state in desc that he wants to make the media available to the wider audience
At least that gives you title to look for yourself with some overview
what should i play of these 3
you boughted before the christmas sale ?
Space Marine 2 is great
RDR2 fanboys will throatgoat you to play it
Silent Hill F seems decent but I have no experience with its contents
There's a Black Friday sale on rn
Its still insane that ~67% of dns requests in 24hr are getting dropped.
but christmas sale is the biggest
Yeh well
He's bored NOW

kek
always bet on 
consooomer
Blame humble bundle
Damb
small and harmless goblin
The extra games from the image earlier are from family sharing
I wish I could uninstall the hemorrhoids dlc
stop dropping the soap
i have to update gamma br
I should but I don’t wanna
Imagine, if you will, that there is a small chef inside of your butthole. He is currently setting his fiery hot pan on the inside of your butthole. In 20-30 minutes, the pain may subside. Until then, the burner is on
yeah ive dealt with that before
carry wet wipes and suck it up
(the wet wipes, into your asshole)
im gonna buy this
its $500
(a painting on canvas)
I'd buy it if I had a lot more disposable incomr
you can get lower quality ones from redbubble-tier art thief websites
i want wall carpets and paintings
both are silly expensive
this is ideal
i do not want the woman i want the rugs and couch
those types of rugs and couches are PEAK
the L shaped couches of the modern day make me want to hurt peopke
real
hopefully you don't know what actually goes on in that game
Sadly, I haven't really dove too deep into porn games.
Let me guess, Gore?
Necrophilia, ok.
Depends what kind of zombies they are.
Rotting is necrophilia.
it's been a long time since I've seen anything. They mostly look humanoid. just kinda like green and grody
freak off
sounds standard for japan
wetwipes save
should have been hugo boss
sadly?
People get real nervous when Germans have good drip.
Any knowledge missed is a tragedy.
youre better off not knowing some things
some knowlege need not be preserved
Then you would have to rediscover it again and my nature as a lazy person hates that.
Dont worry steiners counterattack will stop the cringe
she is deceptively thick

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Im killing myself being stuck here
Do it
Don't just announce it
I went from brainfart reject, which I ASKED for to this
this is like my 5th exile
I'm far from new here
And yet you haven't killed yourself, how disapointing
I was the brainfart of offtopic
Now offtopic is just back to being retarded without racism and politics
grown ass man
The distaste I have for off-topictards can't be expressed without getting banned
its all just weebs and degenerates
Why did YouYou get muted this time 
uuuuuoooogh hex evans my beloved
A lot of furries too
And furries, everytime I checked it out... I saw furry pfp

guys dont think about why that animal has makeup on
if you speak
big big big trouble

Furries need to be gassed
We know brother... We all know it, yet we are not allowed to say 
@sage rover what causes such furry mental illness
i wasnt even here







