the bretons in tes are like an entire race of elven rape babies
#πͺbruh-fart
obtuse narwhal
naive bison
the bretons in tes are like an entire race of elven rape babies
ok idk about that one word
obtuse narwhal
elves are universally evil in all fiction!!
quaint ore
the bretons in tes are like an entire race of elven rape babies
yeah bretons are crossbreeds of humans and elves in elder scrolls
fallow trellis
disgustinng
stoic girder
Any race that's that long lived and that lewd is playing the long game.
primal rapids
The leading authority on elves, Pelinal Whitestrake, also considered Khajiit to be elves
fallow trellis
Khajit control most of the trade in skyrim you just cant see it
stoic girder
Khajit control most of the trade in skyrim you just cant see it
Have ever seen a poor Khajiit?
sour inlet
SKYRIM BELONGS TO THE NORDS!!!!1!
fallow trellis
Theres an inter-tamriel kahjit trading conspiracy
stoic girder
All those stray cats in your city are Alfiq spies.
pastel quartz
All those stray cats in your city are Alfiq spies.
slaves muahaha, I am their dark elves ruler
dumb ahh baby
fallow trellis
khajits actually control most of tamriel
solar breach
i like seeing people on insta with khajit characters so i can mention them being an escaped slave
fallow trellis
theyve beenn ridding that narrative for centuries
solar breach
i can tolerate khajits
pastel quartz
khajits actually control most of tamriel
khajits are like skaven from warhammer just in tes
solar breach
but i fucking HATE lizards
fallow trellis
but i fucking HATE lizards
pastel quartz
khajits are cowards dawg
fallow trellis
havent read the argonian maid i see
pastel quartz
races that cant unite get conquered
solar breach
I did
Crassius Curo is a degenerate
and should not have been allowed in House Hlallu
fallow trellis
read it and fails to see its kino, you are beyond saving
pastel quartz
dark elves are probably one of the best races
solar breach
an Imperial, a COUNCIL MEMBER of a great house?
pastel quartz
an Imperial, a COUNCIL MEMBER of a great house?
erm, bribes?
solar breach
erm, bribes?
probably knowing Hlaalu
stoic girder
dark elves are probably one of the best races
Not in DnD.
pastel quartz
hlallu are corrupt as fuck
quaint ore
i would have respected storyline of skyrim more if it wasnt hellbent on making nords into a separate faction which seceeded from the empire
pastel quartz
the tribunal is corrupt as fuck (got rekt)
solar breach
Not in DnD.
did i read the dark elf trilogy, its pretty fucking cool
pastel quartz
honestly telvanni are cool apart from the slave trade
divath fyr? whatever the hell was that about his kinks and shit
A DWEMER
solar breach
Thank you Drizzt for inspiring my love for Curved Swords
pastel quartz
a living dwemer in telvanni chambers
fallow trellis
Have you seen those warriors from Hammerfell? They have curved swords
solar breach
a living dwemer in telvanni chambers
he was in oblivion when his race dissapeared
came back and got corprus
pseudo robin
Tes6 will be dogshit
solar breach
I hope he escaped the Red Year
stark gull
solar breach
yea
fallow trellis
fuck how many elves are there in skyrim
stoic girder
naive bison
Have ever seen a poor Khajiit?
i genuinely looked for 15 minutes on 2 diff wikis of all khajiit characters and i think i found 1
he's a lighthouse worker
he's definitely not rich
fallow trellis
thats what the kajihts want you to think
stoic girder
he's definitely not rich
I wonder why.
stark gull
Have ever seen a poor Khajiit?
Skooma
pastel quartz
fuck man i wish i was able to become a wizard irl
guns? machetes? mann ill burn you alive
stoic girder
guns? machetes? mann ill burn you alive
That's just concealed carry with less steps.
stoic girder
gotta read books and shit
Just invent a spell to steal knowledge and hunt down novice mages.
fallow trellis
i feel like this is a quest in some fucking rpg
stoic girder
Ngl, I would be the most amoral mage.
fallow trellis
Ever smoked a lesser soul gem? shit will make you trip like you lived a different life.
stoic girder
Fuse multiple soul gems into a golem.
Make a schizo golem and teleport it to an academy so you can steal all their shit.
primal kayak
Ever smoked a lesser soul gem? shit will make you trip like you lived a differen...
No party like a Deadra party
stoic girder
Ever smoked a lesser soul gem? shit will make you trip like you lived a differen...
- Crush lesser soul gems into the food of the guards that are guarding some magical items.
2.? - Profit.
fallow trellis
The Lion (Sheogorath) does not concern itself with consent and drugs the Dragonborn
pale ingot
so i got a "deed" out of a commendation chest in urrhh vermintide but i cant find it anywhere or figure out what the fuck it do @fallow trellis
is it like an item for not-saltzpyre
or does it just
do fuckall
lost tartan
so i got a "deed" out of a commendation chest in urrhh vermintide but i cant fin...
extra challange iirc
you can do them deeds for extra rewards
and a frame when you finish 500
pastel quartz
reading is for nerds
i will turn you into a hampter once i become a wizard
i will teach you tricks like this one
naive bison
just watch a yt video
tight trench
storm stream
Holyyy real
simple ore
personally i would shoot my wife
high wing
Everyone pray my lasagna turns out good
simple ore
deep topaz
Traitor, no doubt about it. Assuming it would be 1 bullet and having to choose
An enemy is at least honest, a traitor is not
simple ore
i would shoot you twice
simple ore
thanks
deep topaz
I would melt the bullet head and make 4 bullets to shoot you
coarse bear
coarse bear
I would melt the bullet head and make 4 bullets to shoot you
Hello, Heavy TF2
deep topaz
simple ore
we're making a little collection
deep topaz
high wing
coarse bear
Bro at that exact momennt
Meanwhile, I'm walking home listening to a podcast, unaware of the meltdown
high wing
thats more content than all the games combined
river zealot
pale ingot
uuuurghh im so sleeepy
naive bison
my dms with artem is like a 10-long string of charlie kirk deepfakes on prominent figures
pale ingot
@naive bison hii
deep topaz
He probably sees his reflection and thinks it's another cat
high wing
drifting mantle
https://tenor.com/view/cat-axolotl-meme-ai-ai-slop-gif-320631449476692671
Woah... Where can I get one of those?
deep topaz
Catxolotl
fallow trellis
deep topaz
drifting mantle
@vale sand Look what I've found 
coarse bear
tame halo
<@1135549387817373756> Look what I've found <:kekl:1028025674688102441>
prime chudslop
naive bison
narrow lotus
tame halo
shaving as a man is a futile endeavor
shit grows back in 20 minutes
tame halo
stopped after idk two attempts because it left my hands very dry
yeah it fucks up the skin pretty good
there's a reason all women do skincare and have 20 fucking bottles of lotions and shit
cunning lance
do that during winter, you'll be fucking dying
river zealot
dense pollen
strong crest
simple ore
someone in the friend group allegedly had sex with one of us in a dream
but he refuses to say who
tame halo
someone in the friend group allegedly had sex with one of us in a dream
but he r...
everyone
it was an orgy
narrow sorrel
It was just one
hence the problem
If it was an orgy I guess no one would be bothered
tame halo
god forbid a homie has a fantasy
austere shadow
prisma quartz
If it was an orgy I guess no one would be bothered
i would only be bothered if I found out it wasn't me
primal rapids
simple ore
If it was an orgy I guess no one would be bothered
exactly
do you know who it was and make fun of them forever and risk it being you
deep topaz
austere shadow
slender rock
drifting mantle
Ziniminis?
drifting mantle
Its cinnamon toast crunch
We don't have those in Germany. At least I cannot recall them
drifting mantle
slender rock
drifting mantle
Call the bondulance.
Yes, hello? This is Linux support. Your Windows died again?
primal rapids
thick wadi
Die
slender rock
Ain't no senator's son
The choppas a-coming
So one of my monitors just kekd itself
So eh
60hz old school hdmi kinda beat
tepid pebble
simple ore
bro stop
simple ore
STOP
narrow sorrel
2nd date at the pizza hut sit-in?
WITH A BK CROWN?!
that's very impressive that you convinced a girl to go to the pizza hut sit-in.
visual stirrup
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visual stirrup
cat got floss?
slender rock
No
slender rock
No, moms
visual stirrup
googoo gaga
glad carbon
@visual stirrup hii
slender rock
primal rapids
https://tenor.com/view/bredifruti-gif-16672178772148625373
manic cave
visual stirrup
the same meme exists on runet
but attributed to lenin
the "don't belive" bit, I mean
slender rock
Hmm
primal rapids
You really think someone would lie on the internet?
stark gull
deep topaz
We are on the ether that contains the sum knowledge of human information...and you would lie?
stark gull
You gonna give someone a stroke
stoic girder
stoic girder
We are on the ether that contains the sum knowledge of human information...and y...
The Noosphere contains many demons.
gleaming grove
primal rapids
The Noosphere contains many demons.
The Noosphere demons keep bricking my Servitors
simple ore
#gamer
visual stirrup
The Noosphere demons keep bricking my Servitors
the noosphere demons brick me up
primal rapids
the noosphere demons brick me up
stoic girder
the noosphere demons brick me up
I just reroute them into my Mr. Studdβ’.
gleaming grove
Why every fanart of Robotic Guiltyman always makes him looking so overworked
primal rapids
Why every fanart of Robotic Guiltyman always makes him looking so overworked
He IS overworked
stoic girder
Why every fanart of Robotic Guiltyman always makes him looking so overworked
Imagine trying to govern 40k Imperium of Man.
primal rapids
He woke up from his coma and was basically pressganged into unfucking the Imperium
IT IS NOT GOING WELL
gleaming grove
Imagine trying to govern 40k Imperium of Man.
Just leave it to his dad
Its not that hard
Oh wait
His dad is a skelet9n
Ah fart
visual stirrup
Just leave it to his dad
that's exactly how we got into this mess
stoic girder
that's exactly how we got into this mess
Conan the Barbarian is not an effective statesman.
primal rapids
I thought we got into this mess because Big E left everything to Horus while he worked on his webway project so he could get cheap Eldar hookers
stoic girder
I thought we got into this mess because Big E left everything to Horus while he ...
He was working against the clock after betraying the four.
visual stirrup
Conan the Barbarian is not an effective statesman.
lol
like the taliban fighters finding out that governance is boring
gleaming grove
Robotic Guiltyman prob works 12-7 job
stoic girder
He must have been aware they would fuck his sons up.
primal rapids
I understand not wanting to let the average Imperial citizen to know about the Chaos gods, but why the fuck wouldn't he just tell his Primarchs
Like a fuckload of things could have been avoided if he was like "Okay sons, there are four chucklefucks in the Warp, they're up to no good, don't listen to them or bad things will happen."
stoic girder
He got the ability to make the Primarchs after the deal, he just didn't trust them.
primal rapids
Especially Magnus, who is a psyker second only to Big E in power and was diving headfirst into the Warp
stoic girder
Also you are against people who can see the future and interfere with your future sight.
primal rapids
Don't just tell him not to fuck with the Warp, explain to him why he SHOULDN'T fuck around with the Warp
stoic girder
Maybe they only allowed him to see a future where it fucked everything up.
heady crow
primal rapids
I can't believe my girl was a Quality Claymore +10
stoic girder
Emperor's Tarot being a thing might have something do with how it all played out.
He was actively using divination.
primal rapids
Honestly, Big E probably could have won if he out Perturabo through therapy or allowed him to renovate Terra instead of Dorn. Peter Turbo hard carried the Heresy
visual stirrup
Why every fanart of Robotic Guiltyman always makes him looking so overworked
imagine being the only sane man in the entire galaxy
stoic girder
Empreror kinda lost the moment Magnus gave his eye up.
visual stirrup
i can kinda relate
being the only sane man on earth
@tidal trellis
i'm sane, right flop?
gleaming grove
imagine being the only sane man in the entire galaxy
To be fair
I think the Tau themselves is pretty normal
Somehow
They are too boringly normal
stoic girder
I think the Tau themselves is pretty normal
Mind control.
primal rapids
Empreror kinda lost the moment Magnus gave his eye up.
Honestly he probably would have won if he got to Angron before the nails too
trim shell
Grand gock
stoic girder
Honestly he probably would have won if he got to Angron before the nails too
A woman ruined everything. Fuck you Erda!
primal rapids
Or if Big E got to the two missing Primarchs before whatever the fuck happened to them
It was probably the Rangdan
stark gull
Honestly, Big E probably could have won if he out Perturabo through therapy or a...
This is something like "he'd have won if he didn't start war with USSR"
visual stirrup
It was probably the Rangdan
they were lost in separate tragedies
stoic girder
Or if Big E got to the two missing Primarchs before whatever the fuck happened t...
One of them was probably the back up for Magnus.
tidal trellis
visual stirrup
I have a headcanon (way too developed) that omegon is one of the lost primarchs
@tidal trellis
figure out your technical problem, dumbass
I can't read your response
primal rapids
Or they landed on something insanely inhospitable that they couldnβt overcome as baby primarchs. Like Iβunno, a Space Hulk or directly on top of a Necron tomb
gleaming grove
Empreror kinda lost the moment Magnus gave his eye up.
Be Redemptor Dreadnought
Wakes up
"Point me to the traitor"
Angry when Magnus was not there
Proceeded to toss a big ass statue at a bird
visual stirrup
Be Redemptor Dreadnought
Wakes up
"Point me to the traitor"
Angry when Magnus wa...
same shit
primal rapids
βThis heretical scum has been relentless in their attempts to deplete my ammunition.β
primal rapids
βFor every sorcery, a STORM OF BOLTER FIREβ
gleaming grove
Why do I feel like if you make Brotherhood of Steel a Space Marine Chapter
placid sail
I have a headcanon (way too developed) that omegon is one of the lost primarchs
it's a silly canon because there's no data on them and there is some on omegon
gleaming grove
They would fit right in
Both of them are fanatical
Both have some weird irradical view
They both have something viewed as Heretic
primal rapids
I mean thatβs basically what the Iron Hands are but with an obsession with augmentation on top of that
visual stirrup
it's a silly canon because there's no data on them and there is some on omegon
shush
i'll write my super cool headcanon into a fanfic one day
and also
since when has official material been a reliable source of 40k lore?
stoic girder
Both have some weird irradical view
You want to give bunch of irradiated slavers high-tech shit?
placid sail
and also alfarius and omegon making out yeah yeah
gleaming grove
You want to give bunch of irradiated slavers high-tech shit?
"Hey is that a toaster? Thats a big no no kiddo"
stoic girder
"Hey is that a toaster? Thats a big no no kiddo"
(it has nuclear reactor in it)
gleaming grove
Big MT type shit
primal rapids
That'd be an interesting 30k fic. Primarch and legion obsessed with technology that almost or does cause a civil war with the Mechanicus during the Crusade
visual stirrup
does the toaster want to kill all sentient life?
gleaming grove
Along w world domination? It does
primal rapids
Mechanicus: "Give us the STC. We know you have it under the floorboards."
Tech Primarch: "Lol lmao no."
stoic girder
does the toaster want to kill all sentient life?
It just wants to toast bread, everything is bread.
gleaming grove
Space Shark
gleaming grove
Space Shark
primal rapids
Space Shark
gleaming grove
Their Primarch is no more
visual stirrup
That'd be an interesting 30k fic. Primarch and legion obsessed with technology t...
I've always liked the idea of a pirate primarch
a guy who pioneered boarding action and specialized in capturing human-made ships intact so that they could enter service into the growing imperial fleet
stoic girder
Ok, I accept female space marines, but they have to be anime girls.
visual stirrup
I asssume that the nascent imperium needed many ships
gleaming grove
I kinda want a faction of Space Marine who just wants to settle down
Like they are their own peaceful settlement and not always into chaos
They just tired of war
primal rapids
I kinda want a faction of Space Marine who just wants to settle down
But do they want to make a fortified position where they settle down?
stoic girder
They just tired of war
Sounds like heresy.
primal rapids
I've always liked the idea of a pirate primarch
a guy who pioneered boarding act...
Legion that doesn't have a homeworld, just an ever-increasingly large fleet that roams around, beating the shit out of anything it encounters, and stealing more ships
visual stirrup
I kinda want a faction of Space Marine who just wants to settle down
ultramarine successor, probably
I think that space marines should be able to retire. They'd be able to serve as planetary governors or other bureaucrats in the imperium.
imagine a rogue trader who is himself a space marine veteran
stoic girder
Legion that doesn't have a homeworld, just an ever-increasingly large fleet that...
Isn't that what the sharks are?
visual stirrup
ultramarine successor, probably
I think that space marines should be able to ret...
the custodes have other forms of service for when they are too old to serve as the emperor's bodyguards. space marines should have something similar.
stoic girder
the custodes have other forms of service for when they are too old to serve as t...
Custodes get old?
primal rapids
the custodes have other forms of service for when they are too old to serve as t...
Dante: "You mean, I can just retire?"
The Sanguinor: "No. Get back to work."
gleaming grove
I love how I can summarize 2 space marines chapter as
One is black and love people
And other is black hate things
And ppl still know what I am talking about
visual stirrup
I love how I can summarize 2 space marines chapter as
One is black and love peo...
salamanders and black templars?
gleaming grove
Yep
visual stirrup
black means different things there
primal rapids
I love how I can summarize 2 space marines chapter as
One is black and love peo...
Vulkan as described by Dracula Flow: "I'm nice. I WANNA WATCH YOU BURN."
primal rapids
I just a dumb idea for a Primarch that grew up on a Space Hulk and keeps adding more ships onto it like some fucked up game of Katamari
deep topaz
I have a faint recollection of a space faction in a game that did something similar
But I can't place it
Technically starsector
A couple ludd ships are welded together smaller ones
primal rapids
"Join the Imperium or I'm gluing your entire sector defense fleet onto the Space Hulk. It hungers for hulls."
visual stirrup
I just a dumb idea for a Primarch that grew up on a Space Hulk and keeps adding ...
space hulks are the most unique thing about 40k
rather, one of the few things about 40k that hasn't become retroactively generic
it pioneered lots of things (not everything was stolen from Dune)
primal rapids
You don't even have to take your initiates or scouts elsewhere to have them gain battle experience, just shove them into a part of the Space Hulk that hasn't been cleared
Let whatever manmade or xenos-made horrors there toughen them up
naive bison
deep topaz
The idea of adding ships to your hull and never searching them is like...an ork idea
gleaming grove
AUG waffle mags
AUGBolter
visual stirrup
the external radio is excessive
the radio functions should be inside the helmet
gleaming grove
Very big damage 556
frail kettle
- in brainfart a couple days ago, everybody talking about warhammer
- come back, still talking about warhammer
- warhammerfart
river zealot
@narrow lotus new brainfart name just dropped
primal rapids
Honestly it bothers me how few important people in the Imperium wear helmets
Especially Ferrus Manus
gleaming grove
- in brainfart a couple days ago, everybody talking about warhammer
- come back,...
Ok so which one you want to talk about
Brainfart we hace
- Warhammer talk
- Femboy talk
- Fem man talk
- Weeb talk
- Goon talk
I say Warhammer talk
Is the most normal of them all
frail kettle
Ok so which one you want to talk about
Brainfart we hace
- Warhammer talk
- Femb...
no racism? no politics? unplayable 
primal rapids
gleaming grove
Im assuming it just doesnt work
primal rapids
Im assuming it just doesnt work
Primarchs can survive in vacuum for a time
Not sure if they can survive re-entry
gleaming grove
Wait Space Marines are just bunch of cultists?
Always has been
primal rapids
Of course, Primarchs could survive a lot longer in vacuum if they wore fucking helmets, but we can't have that
Only Alpharius/Omegon can wear helmets, because they're Myyyysteeeeeriiiiooous
primal rapids
I say that, but a lot of the Primarchs canonically did have helmets, they just didn't fucking wear them most of the time even in combat
gleaming grove
To be fair
Pretty sure they have forcefield
So it doesnt really matter if they have helmet or not like
Prob nothing will get to them
deep topaz
Nobody important can wear a helmet cause you'd never know who's who
primal rapids
Honestly, every marine should have been issued a Rosarius shield or iron halo
gleaming grove
Also apparently
primal rapids
Because why the fuck WOULDN'T you
gleaming grove
A lot of space marine characters wear helmet dies so
Ig he able to follow the meta
primal rapids
Do they die because they wear helmets, or do they wear helmets because they are unimportant and thus more likely to die?
gleaming grove
Prob the second half
primal rapids
I mean, Kharn the Betrayer wears a helmet and he's really fucking difficult to kill, so there's an outlier
Same with Ahriman
gleaming grove
I still find it funny how since the Space Marine lives for so long
For them 100 years is prob just 6 month long
primal rapids
I mean, I don't think we ever got a concrete answer on how long Astartes can actually live, because people die when they're killed
placid sail
gleaming grove
primal rapids
And yeah, we do have Chaos-aligned Astartes that have been alive since the Crusades but how much of that is natural versus Warp fuckery
And that's not even getting into edge cases like Lucius or Fabius
heady crow
gleaming grove
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/jBDTXQkiv7c
The socerer Magnus had led you Ashtray
Idk whats the point of arguing with dust
Not like you can do anything
primal rapids
I love how much the player characters try to trash talk the Thousand Sons in Operations when the only ones of them that can actually talk back are the Sorcerers
You may as well start trash talking the Tyranids
placid sail
idle portal
placid sail
storm stream
storm stream
no
placid sail
what do you mean no
primal rapids
I mean nuh uh
lusty hazel
sucre when he's told to do something again
storm stream
nyet
spring quail
i am never doing another all-nighter and then working
they had me do robotic-mechanical engineer training so i could get on a ladder and hang up christmas decorations
storm stream
they had me do robotic-mechanical engineer training so i could get on a ladder a...
Courtesy of Big OSHA?
spring quail
yurp
i paused the course partway through and just went home
gonna blow my overtime day tomorrow doing the rest
gleaming grove
@primal rapids
solar coral
glad carbon
spring quail
primal rapids
<@234771560093843456>
Why did you post SM2 gameplay
solar breach
@primal rapids I haven't played in months is there anything for iron hands yet
primal rapids
<@234771560093843456> I haven't played in months is there anything for iron hand...
LOL
LMAO
no
They donβt have a champion skin or armor pack
They have jack shit
Why would you expect them to even remember the Iron Hands exist at all?
solar breach
Why would you expect them to even remember the Iron Hands exist at all?
Because I want them to 
I cant even have the correct metal arm
It's on the wrong side
solar breach
<:sleep:1217189754248892587>
I dont speak a lick of this but is it about half life 3
spring quail
are you actually retarded
solar breach
I don't know that alphabet is that hard to wrap your head around
spring quail
russian is english but hit over the head with a hammer multiple times
once you accept this its easy to read
idfk how to speak tho
it littrly just says half-life 3 tho
solar breach
GAZ I'm gonna shove a brick up your urethra and make you sit on tack strip then tar and feather you with flooring glue and razor blades
<3
solar breach
Why do you have that image lmfao
spring quail
i found it in some 4chan thread and thought it would be a cool reaction image
if you habitually pause shoeonhead videos she also make incidentally hilarious reaction faces
solar breach
Watch a WOMAN?
spring quail
solar breach
No thanks I'm extremely sexist
storm stream
woman
solar breach
We don't like women here in brainfart
You can go to off topic for that
We like big
Muscle bound men
Wrestling in the locker room in nothing but underwear
storm stream
fluid heron
Got both my cats spayed today and they are fucking gone off cat opium
minor cypress
Omi Gibson
fluid heron
They keep running into me and demanding to be pet
minor cypress
minor cypress
They keep running into me and demanding to be pet
Just means they trust you enough even when fucked up
fluid heron
Apparently that shit lasts 3 days
Imagine going to the doctor getting an organ stolen from you and they put you on a morphine trip for 3 days
spring quail
sounds like SOP
feral kiln
spring quail
jarvis find out if "YOU DIED" text was in kingsfield 1-3
both of those came from the same etsy shop
spring quail
real gamer would notice the RE2 shirt is a mashup of the new and old RE2/remake in text
red R and E and 2
they're designed as distressed so they look old off rip
i like them a lot
obtuse narwhal
yea it gives it a kinda 2000s grunge aesthetic but that goes hard
fallow trellis
spring quail
video is old
nobody has thought about ISIS in 8 years
now we will sell off american companies to saudi princes
good
"foreign national" has "purchased" american soil near you?
little mirage
I see this woman on recommended but always have the primal instinct to avoid it
feral kiln
trim shell
feral kiln
https://tenor.com/view/reddit-down-the-hall-and-to-the-left-not-trump-trump-redd...
never used reddit
little mirage
never used reddit
spring quail
I see this woman on recommended but always have the primal instinct to avoid it
i think shes pretty and says things i agree with
i want her to kiss my forehead and gently blow on the wet spot tho
fallow trellis
I see this woman on recommended but always have the primal instinct to avoid it
pick-me girl
upper gulch
spring quail
pick-me girl
married woman can't be picked
fallow trellis
what the fuck is a wet spot
little mirage
married woman can't be picked
You never met a woman
fallow trellis
married woman can't be picked
you can put a ring on a pig but that dont mean it aint gonna stop wallowing in muck
spring quail
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shoeonhead forehead kisses
fallow trellis
i dont recall the saying
upper gulch
spring quail
solar breach
hes literally me
spring quail
same
fallow trellis
why does he look like an overwatch character
little mirage
why does he look like an overwatch character
He is gae
spring quail
why does he look like an overwatch character
re8 chris redfield
high wing
little mirage
I really hope re5 remake has chris redfield and shiva dating and jill's blonde hair has a 1hour long dlc explaining its origins
spring quail
I really hope re5 remake has chris redfield and shiva dating and jill's blonde h...
white woman goes to salon
gets highlights
more at 11
little mirage
Too simple
little mirage
She suffers from ptsd over death of helicopter pilot.
Reveals its her fiance in secret
Dyes her hair in solidarity to his love for blonde women
little mirage
Kills albert wesker in his dream
little mirage
re death island said she doesnt remember anything
Retcon after retcon.
little mirage
Holy
minor cypress
Yeahhhh its pretty dicey
little mirage
Sure its fomo but it looks cool
little mirage
Except the back
minor cypress
Also fuck nah to that price
spring quail
just go buy a military coat and put zeon patches on it
minor cypress
Exactly
little mirage
Just wait a few months for a thrift store to have it for 20
spring quail
fuck p bandai
little mirage
The text on the back is so stupid
spring quail
"hey heres this super cool grunt MS kit, sorry it's limited to scalper bots only"
you WILL pay 70% over MSRP for a master grade
behold
(old pic, everything except HG moon gundam got mulched to pay for my steam deck)
minor cypress
Shiiiit the actual base jacket is 200. So they are up charging $170 for patches and the custom inside of the coat.
spring quail
real zeeks would never
minor cypress
Sentencing you to 100 hours of building verka kits, water decals only.
trim shell
Shiiiit the actual base jacket is 200. So they are up charging $170 for patches ...
peak capitalism
spring quail
i wanna get back into goondumbs but money and space
minor cypress
The ggggquoxiop show is ass
fallow trellis
minor cypress
Seriously who came up with this title
minor cypress
Same
minor cypress
Requiem for a vengance was ok, i just wish we got more of it
spring quail
haven't seent
fallow trellis
Today is International Day for the Elimination of Violence Against Women
minor cypress
Its mid. Ending sucked. Animation was cool, good mech design
spring quail
i was working my way through the G-Reco movies when my brother's plex server died
fallow trellis
Nov 25
spring quail
i didn't finish it because i could piece together what was gonna happen
ill nut up and do it one day
spring quail
"released"
this is a fansubs household
i want a xi gundam kit so bad
unicorn gundam steps on a moonlight butterfly :
spring quail
looks good ill check it out this comming holidays
i haven't played it, but it seems like V rising from what ive seen?
fallow trellis
im not too keen on vrising
spring quail
tribes of midgard?
little mirage
Buying any gunpla that isnt smooth and has extreme amount of spikes and is real grade is grounds for execution
little mirage
A xi gundam you mean from hathaway?
spring quail
yes
thick wadi
Shiiiit the actual base jacket is 200. So they are up charging $170 for patches ...
hello bear nord from escape from tarkov
little mirage
Cant imagine the pain of dropping an rg of that shit with how overly complex the design is
thick wadi
spring quail
Cant imagine the pain of dropping an rg of that shit with how overly complex the...
get to it buddy
mr rg purist
little mirage
You're the penelope
spring quail
little mirage
The zaku is the only one you need
little mirage
Is that rg?
spring quail
no its not cuck hand grenade shit
fallow trellis
spring quail
i need armored core kits to return
spring quail
i need kotobukiya metal gear REX/RAY not cost the entire philospher's legacy
fallow trellis
spring quail
I need a lost planet 2 kit
i have it on ps3, hilariously slow default camera pan speed
little mirage
Its still one of my favorite takes on mechs tho
spring quail
i think mgs4 gekko is peak mecha
minor cypress
Kinda sick, but i dont get how tarkov manages to still look like shit
spring quail
but super robots are always cool
thick wadi
Kinda sick, but i dont get how tarkov manages to still look like shit
oldge game
it is what it is
doesnt help that the screenshot on the wiki is so crunched
spring quail
gundam the origin deserves a full adaptation
series, movies whatever
gimme
they remade zeta
they can remake 0079
@minor cypress will GBO3 be shit
minor cypress
Get real
spring quail
im unfamiliar with this goufy goober
but awacs?
zaku will always be my favorite mecha ever
mono-eye fucks
so
hard
glad carbon
doesnt help that the screenshot on the wiki is so crunched
i blame it using fandom
dogshit site
1 billion ads
thick wadi
i love that like
the one site that has information for tarkov
is a fucking fandom site
glad carbon
whats the one that has the twitch stream built in
thick wadi
theres deadass nowhere else
minor cypress
<@107238989894795264> will GBO3 be shit
The what?
spring quail
gundam battle operation 3
glad carbon
whats the one that has the twitch stream built in
viewbot wiki site
minor cypress
but awacs?
Yeah, the awacs. Goofy megamind radar unit
glad carbon
whats the one that has the twitch stream built in
fextralife
spring quail
GBO2 exists and its a 6v6(?) pvp gundam game
its actually good on ps4/ps5
doesn't work on pc
minor cypress
Oh i dont fuck with the games
Just the shows
Unless you count Armored core by proxy
fallow trellis
spring quail
unlike most other gundam games ive played GBO2 at least gives you a good sense of scale
MS actually feel big, and you can exit them, pilot tanks and just be a dude with a jetpack
very weighty, slow to traverse movement
problem is they just kept powercreeping (but at least didn't let late zeta and post zeta MS fight 1yw grunts
fallow trellis
Buying CSGO at age 13 was a bad investment
minor cypress
Buying CSGO at age 13 was a bad investment
spring quail
imagine if like i guess you had slightly modernized classic survival horror tank controls. it's heavy and slow, but it works and feels good. default controller config is literally ass tho
cam/movement is all joysticks tho its not really tank controls at all, it just feels bigly
minor cypress
unlike most other gundam games ive played GBO2 at least gives you a good sense o...
I'd love a battlefield style gundam game, but i have no clue how it would ever be balanced.
fallow trellis
spring quail
I'd love a battlefield style gundam game, but i have no clue how it would ever b...
this ran so GBO2 could crawl
minor cypress
I love how this isn't even a shitpost, just lore accurate
spring quail
i literally just deleted t he 0079 trilogy to make room for red dead 2
also have you seen space runaway ideon?
SPACEU RUNAWAY IDE-ON
IDE-OOOOOOOOOON
ideon in light novel
vs
minor cypress
Nah, is it good
minor cypress
I honestly hated zeta.
spring quail
wow really?
minor cypress
It felt like a slog to get through
spring quail
most classic tominos are
minor cypress
Eventually it got decent towards the end, but far too much filler imo
spring quail
ideon is pretty graphic compared to other contemporary tomino animes of the same era
dont let big gm fool you
minor cypress
Really? For the dude known as kill em all tomino
spring quail
you can see the child get dusted in the gif i just posted
i think that's from the finale movie?
you're supposed to watch the series and then ideon : be invoked (movie)
but take it slow, like do two episodes a day
i used to watch as much as i could as often as possible and it just eueuh
but now i enjoy my daily space opera sesh
kind of makes me wish for a nausicaa prequel
trim shell
Oh shit she got her head vaporized lol you cant have that nowadays 
spring quail
japan shat this out (not the original audio) so thats as much of a nausicaa prequel we'll ever get
minor cypress
you can see the child get dusted in the gif i just posted
I'll give it a shot, just hoping its more of a grimdark gritty depressing mecha series
minor cypress
Oooooh it was THE "dark gritty psychological horror mecha anime" before evangelion dropped
So i'll prob like it
spring quail
its one of my favorite shows ive watched lately. i need to get back on it, got about halfway before i had to move again
probably just gonna restart it
lately as in literally almost exactly 1 year ago
also check out Gunbuster if you haven't
weak jackal
X
minor cypress
Takopi's original sin is probably one of the darkest fucked up shows ive seen in a while
spring quail
is it completed or still airing
minor cypress
Its completed, on crunchroll, only 6 episodes or so
Definately worth watching. I only made it to episode 2 before had to pause and process wtf happened.
spring quail
https://tenor.com/view/pirate-you-are-a-pirate-lazytown-robby-rotten-pirates-gif-5693032399787985578
no pay for censorship and ai subs lol
i watched all of devilman crybaby in one sitting
i became crybaby
minor cypress
Still need to watch that
spring quail
its fucked
minor cypress
But definately watch it if you get a chance, its fucking gruesome. Equal or slighty under made in abyss levels of fucked up
spring quail
i couldn't get into made in abyss
i can do fucked up
but cute characters + fucked up = bitch ass artist should die
minor cypress
Wifes super into it, eventually i'll fully watch it. I just know it gets dark and super fucked up
spring quail
to your eternity is also another one
ill never forgive the japanese
i can excuse araki using the death of companion animals (mostly dogs) to show the villain is actually a piece of shit (in jojo)
that comes from an age old black/white good/evil shit
but you make cute shit and make it die horribly you're fucked up
spring quail
Wifes super into it, eventually i'll fully watch it. I just know it gets dark an...
is this gonna be like that one episode of elfen lied
fluid heron
look at my slaves working so hard
minor cypress
You gotta go into it blind
Just know the cute intro: Manmade horror ratio is very high
spring quail
let me sell you on something unrelated via the intro
solar breach
https://x.com/TruecelFeminist/status/1992985987019100598
ancient ass photo
fluid heron
fuck is it about
spring quail
it's a sequel to the 2018 anime which is an adaptation of the old novels, but this is like 2003 fullmetal alchemist off-rails
keeps to the lore but its so fucking good
kirima nagi is an ultra-chad
spring quail
fuck is it about
after the events in the novels, boogiepop leaves her host, and bad shit continues to happen. this causes one such evil entity to become a copy of boogiepop in an attempt to do good. crazy shit ensues.
minor cypress
Super funky intro, i'd watch it
spring quail
the whole album that song is in fucks also
minor cypress
I'm still never forgiving netflix for what they did to cowboy bebop
Absolutely vile
spring quail
what the fuck
delete that shit
i never knew that was a thing
seriously
delete it
proof the album fucks
artist: suga shikao
album: sweet
gives me lava lamp vibes
solar breach
Lava lamps are just heated dildos
spring quail
keep that to yourself
solar breach
gleaming grove
trim shell
upper gulch
solar breach
i feel an urge to post the thing that summons the birdkeeper
I have a bird too yknow
spring quail
your retarded tf2 cosmetic doesnt count
solar breach
spring quail
nice archimedes mod
not a real bnird
alright im drunk and trolly but im not trolling on that shit
@minor cypress you've seen serial experiments lain right
solar breach
toxic sundial
arkov
minor cypress
<@107238989894795264> you've seen serial experiments lain right
Nah but crazy box art
spring quail
Nah but crazy box art
its super good, more "wtf is even happening" than evangelion ever could be
solar breach
White women on their way to not watch the show and completely mischaracterize lain
spring quail
i had to watch it like 4 times for the shit to click
same studio made texhnolyze later
minor cypress
Damn i got plenty to watch.
spring quail
you and me both
i could be doing that now but im spending time with my gamma family
minor cypress
Im running through the door company right now on hbo, its goofy as fuck
spring quail
is Titans still on hbo
minor cypress
Yea
spring quail
if you like the old teen titans cartoon you should watch it lole
and also doom patrol, they put cyborg in that instead of titans for some reason
same universe
toxic sundial
so excited to get belligerently drunk on Thanksgiving man
also birthday soon but I'm not telling you weirdos when
deep topaz
spring quail
so excited to get belligerently drunk on Thanksgiving man
i get belligerently drunk every day and even on the job
level up lil bro
toxic sundial
do not lil bro me on the drinking man I am discord chatting drunk like 5 times a week c'mon
you know me
mr algohol
spring quail
also how many november birthdays does brainfart have
im also mr alcohol im talking out my ass man
i was nov 20th
fallow trellis
narrow sorrel
a real chad would use a mild soap too
fallow trellis
Hasan Piker just said on stream that China and Hongkong should just unite for pure convenience
fallow trellis
a real chad would use a mild soap too
to clean the italian off it?
narrow sorrel
I mean, realistically for grease
fallow trellis
tomato toemato
me and the boys when a 10/10 fine shyt goth chick rolls up to the function
strong crest
spring quail
ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
EVERY FIGHT OUT OF CONTROL
DO IT ALL TO GET EM OFF THEIR FEET
CROWD IS HERE, BOUT TO BLOW
WAITING FOR ME TO START THE SHOW
OUT THE CURTAIN, LIGHTS GO UP IM HOME
spring quail
me and the boys when a 10/10 fine shyt goth chick rolls up to the function
WOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAH
MY GOAT
GOATY RHODES
pale ingot
IN MY SOUL
penar in your mouf
silent pawn
spring quail
toxic sundial
ohh my gaaaahhhh
gleaming grove
fallow trellis
spring quail
i bout done ate a whole large bag of chips
fallow trellis
spring quail
narrow sorrel
Are either vtubers or furries
Pick your poison:
-ugly
-actually more than milsim and need to hide identity
-neurodivergence
gleaming grove
spring quail
its john tactical
he has rifle mags
shotgun bandolier
blue
skull mask so you know he's serious
gleaming grove
John bernthal
pale ingot
the bandolier gets shot
gleaming grove
somebody shoots your bandolier
You still get shot
pale ingot
that sounds like a bit much
gleaming grove
does the ammunition risk cooking off?
Watch 9:25
While its not realistic how shotgun shells would act
Its still cool af
naive bison
<@292700214492397568> why is he so dusty
grave bronze
Are either vtubers or furries
a lot of furries are autistic or otherwise neurodivergent, so are a lot of milsimmers
pale ingot
a lot of furries are autistic or otherwise neurodivergent, so are a lot of milsi...
expert on the matter talking
listen and learn
slender rock
I am all three
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