#🎪bruh-fart

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undone wave
fluid heron
river zealot
fallow trellis
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A mod that creates a file in anomaly bin that perpetually crashes your game even if you already disabled the mod

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moddb has not approved of my submission

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this is because im not part of the modding cabal of anomaly

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also some niche ui mods but those are irrelevant

toxic sundial
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dude...

deep topaz
solar breach
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Omg did you make the hyperborean depth gauge tool

trim shell
toxic sundial
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buh

storm stream
fallow trellis
river zealot
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man i gotta watch bondoocks

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shit is so good

trim shell
fallow trellis
river zealot
deep topaz
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Ah yes. Background audio for the next month or so

trim shell
high meteor
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because the book lore is fuckin confusing

little mirage
river zealot
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@placid sail

manic cave
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got all of the expansions.

trim shell
pale ingot
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enjoy brah idk if you gon buy but wharrever @manic cave

slender rock
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Freedomers

pale ingot
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big division hours

slender rock
minor cypress
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RIP yuri

dreamy flaxBOT
fossil swan
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fuck yoi

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1 c

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just give us 0 alr

spring quail
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOi dont wanna just be cold i wanna FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZE

dreamy flaxBOT
pale ingot
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gg @fossil swan

spring quail
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i cringed and bough division 2 because of yall

pale ingot
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heed my warning

spring quail
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thats the pvp mode or

pale ingot
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the extra sweaty pvp mode

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yes

spring quail
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uooooooooh thank god

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i never play pvp lmao

pale ingot
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it has special stat scaling and everyone who plays it has the most retarded meta builds

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pve is good though thats fine

spring quail
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i played the first one a thousand years ago and it was fun until one of my ram sticks failed and i blamed it on the game

pale ingot
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i recommend you get warlords of ny the expansion but idk about brooklyn ive been playing through brooklyn rn and its whatever

spring quail
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i did the same dealio homeslice above did with game + warlords and code on ubisoft

pale ingot
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splendid

fossil swan
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again

pale ingot
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winter is coming vro

fossil swan
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they said itd snow

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on sunday

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it didnt

spring quail
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i had snow already heuehueh

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shitty snow but yeah

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it was more windy and miserable

pale ingot
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u fuck wit the darkzone in the division brah? @spring quail

spring quail
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thats the juicy loot area right

pale ingot
spring quail
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im just gonna call darkzone tarkov

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because you have to escape

pale ingot
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and the one where you can go rogue and kill your fellow agents

spring quail
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you only drop the shit you picked up in dz if you get killed there right

pale ingot
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naw you dont have to escape you just have to like, extract your loot via heli
you still have to get out yourself

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yea

spring quail
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im probably gonna be a little devious in there

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its in 2 right? i havent touched the first game in 83974593745+e43847 years

pale ingot
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but yea

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as in like, its not just one big dz

little mirage
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Is the division 2 not the same bullet sponge mmo shooter thi

pale ingot
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its fun doe

little mirage
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Playing 1 was fun only for darkzone but now I feel as if it will get extremely repetitive

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I guess its just taste

pale ingot
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the dz is still good in this one

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more build variety too

spring quail
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thank goodness

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ill still probably fuck my build up

little mirage
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Is there survival in that one too?

pale ingot
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theres still retarded meta builds but its not like you cant make a good build without following the meta

pale ingot
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so its coming to div 2

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not yet tho

little mirage
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Might try it due to how well the survival one was

pale ingot
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pretty sure its also gonna be set in the winter and shit

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as opposed to the usual summer setting of div 2

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so thats fire

spring quail
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i dont think i touched survival in 1

pale ingot
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survival is awesome

little mirage
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Some people buy div 1 just for survival

pale ingot
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div 1 is sort of on life support nowadays though

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and plagued with cheaters

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div 2 still gets a lot of players

pale ingot
spring quail
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i think ive played enough tarkov/gzw for a little bit

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the retarded healthbar guns is back on the menu

pale ingot
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ave fun thumbsUp2x i can offer guidance if you need it at any point

little mirage
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U deserve it for using ubisoft

spring quail
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big discount

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is not on sale on shteam and ubi would make you use connect anyway

pale ingot
spring quail
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do crabs think fish are flying

pale ingot
spring quail
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it wont play on my phone

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im upset

pale ingot
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good

spring quail
lusty hazel
spring quail
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what about the ones that can't or don't

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this is fuckin ridiculous

slender rock
pale ingot
stark gull
drifting mantle
prisma quartz
slender rock
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Christ

lusty hazel
spring quail
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swimming scallop is more cursed

lusty hazel
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clam activity

stark gull
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Very clamplicated

spring quail
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ive been scalloping before and when i saw one do this irl it wigged me out so bad

dreamy flaxBOT
lusty hazel
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lobsters and similar are very fast swimmers btw, I've caught one on my fishing line, threw it back and it basically disappeared immediately

slender rock
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Ah

dreamy flaxBOT
lusty hazel
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guy is in a war zone

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slight chance of artillery

stark gull
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Playing Gamma

lusty hazel
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gamma irl

drifting mantle
slender rock
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@river zealot damp boi

stark gull
spring quail
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in reality im going home

slender rock
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Car pool parking?

drifting mantle
slender rock
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O

stark gull
spring quail
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nup

pale ingot
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? ?

slender rock
spring quail
drifting mantle
spring quail
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i love this specific image

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it describes me

stark gull
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Don't inject vodka in your bloodstream

river zealot
spring quail
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ooooooooooooooooough im dividing

pale ingot
spring quail
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this is the first other player i see

fallow trellis
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i love bat fitches

prisma venture
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Mornin

spring quail
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who keeps making these one way elevators

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wildly expensive and inefficient

little mirage
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DC

spring quail
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main champagne takes place in dc

little mirage
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Thats what I said retard

spring quail
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the main story is basically donald trump unleashes the avengers and the justice league on the diner in the hit american tv show "Bones" and accidentally uncover 500,000 illegal immigrants who are making radioactive meth that can be aerosolized and they cut it with covid-69 to make everyone depressed and sad

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which is why the streets are so fucking dirty

spring quail
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probably the same reason i post heather mason gm/gn gifs

solar coral
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oh my fucking god

pseudo robin
pseudo robin
solar coral
spring quail
little mirage
solar coral
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cant wait for baked raytraced smell-o-vision

little mirage
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Batman arkham city would look 100x better with raytracing 😍

solar coral
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cant wait to feel joker's raytraced feel-o-vision's face

spring quail
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rtx feel-o-vision in a batman arkham game

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now you're the bad guy

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NOW TALK

little mirage
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Vr chat with smell o vision = instant death

solar coral
vague bramble
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it's cool tech

river zealot
spring quail
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retard

solar coral
prisma venture
spring quail
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who up betting on horse races

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me at work since i found the app

fallow trellis
eager igloo
narrow lotus
coarse bear
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Russian bait

prisma venture
narrow lotus
spring quail
spring quail
full rapids
spring quail
full rapids
spring quail
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i am scared of 3 things :

  1. electrical accidents
  2. radiation poisoning
  3. being on the wrong end of a high tension wire when it snaps
river zealot
spring quail
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i do all of that except crypto

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i will never touch crypto

pale ingot
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2022 2023 2024 2025 are all the same year

spring quail
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wtf is going on

pale ingot
spring quail
narrow lotus
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@river zealot

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2nd graders asked me how do they say 67 in english

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I hate tiktok man

quaint ore
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Now tell them to recite the entire shrek script as homework

pale ingot
proven crown
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Yes I know it was just posted

spring quail
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by me

proven crown
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I felt it was the most appropriate reply

spring quail
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dork

proven crown
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Y'all are bullying me

spring quail
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ruffle sour cream & onion > lays

proven crown
spring quail
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i prefer hatfield's

pale ingot
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yall ever bit a chunk out of an onion

spring quail
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yes

pale ingot
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awesom

icy patrol
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ruffles cheddar sour cream

icy patrol
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only answer

proven crown
spring quail
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i dislike people that dislike onion

proven crown
spring quail
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slam your penis in a car door

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fuck your ass with a cactus

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holes is goated

proven crown
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Silence Zoomer.

pale ingot
spring quail
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dude

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hole on

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let me fix that

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there

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that'll teach me to proofread

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gral can still kill himself for not liking holes

drifting mantle
spring quail
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for enjoying root vegetable?

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i edited my comment, i didnt mean people that like onion

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i meant people that dislike onion

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i eat that shit raw

proven crown
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Oh.

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Aight

spring quail
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im drunk man its 4 am

proven crown
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I retract my latter statement

full rapids
drifting mantle
proven crown
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SMTV was such a disappointment

full rapids
proven crown
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Soul Hackers 2 is peepo_sadge

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I was so upset by how easy and simple it was

full rapids
# spring quail https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

Ben E. King performing Stand By Me, from the album Don't Play That Song!

"Stand by Me" is a song originally performed in 1961 by American singer-songwriter Ben E. King and written by him, along with Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller, who together used the pseudonym Elmo Glick. According to King, the title is derived from, and was inspired by, a spi...

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spring quail
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need retards to translate the original one on saturn/ps1 because im not buying a nintendo cuck device for it

spring quail
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i cant fucking read moon runes

proven crown
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The DS game is goated

spring quail
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citra is also kill

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if it were og ds sure

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but the saturn/ps1 art mogs

proven crown
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Same goes for Strange Journey, IV and IV:A, Devil Survivor, Devil Survivor 2

full rapids
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We should nuke Nintendo HQ ... in Cyberpunk 77

proven crown
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There is probably romhacks to switch up to the older graphics

spring quail
spring quail
full rapids
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No

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Really

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I don't know

proven crown
spring quail
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wait

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we're so back

quaint ore
drifting mantle
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That fight between Hasan Piker and Sam Hyde would be legendary

spring quail
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alright fuugcq you again gral ill play soul hjackers 3ds

proven crown
drifting mantle
full rapids
icy patrol
full rapids
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Then blame Isreal

icy patrol
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He is still participating in events occasionally too iirc

drifting mantle
icy patrol
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nah the trick is to goad him in with money

drifting mantle
icy patrol
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Dude outed idubbbz then just kept on the grind

quartz ridge
full rapids
drifting mantle
slender rock
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@quartz ridge

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Light the beam bish

tall prairie
pale ingot
fallow trellis
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sex with women

tall prairie
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brokie mokie

fallow trellis
spring quail
icy patrol
drifting mantle
pale ingot
full rapids
icy patrol
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And sam said “fuck you, i’m releasing all of my footage” making ian panic release and edit the doc

full rapids
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Sam did break him

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True

spring quail
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im so out of the loop on all that shit

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i just think its funny how tubers i used to know just disintegrate into the ether

fallow trellis
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I wonder what happened to my favorite youtuber edp445

pale ingot
spring quail
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every time i stage cart #445 at work i can't help but think

spring quail
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thats a really tall frieren

austere shadow
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Daym

full rapids
pale ingot
spring quail
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my top priority is maintaining the big uma agenda

full rapids
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Fun ? Fact
Goldship knows how to fuck
Like very well

pale ingot
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uma more like stupidt idiot

spring quail
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big sirius

full rapids
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Or well post races b3came a breeding horse

spring quail
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if they do well

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gold ship had like super S tier potential or some shit

fallow trellis
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why are the horses women

spring quail
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nippon

full rapids
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The horse had good results
After they ended his race days the fucker was healthy af (uncommon)

pale ingot
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booooob

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ies

full rapids
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Like
Most race horse ruin health n shit

spring quail
pale ingot
vast wren
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hello

full rapids
spring quail
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my betting app is down for maintenancesadge

vast wren
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what the fuck

fallow trellis
pale ingot
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bet it all on black @spring quail

spring quail
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theres probably a lot of black horses

spring quail
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the app is cool because you can actually tune in to the race in app

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i just wish my cuck state allowed the fanduel horse racing app because its better

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im gonna get a few big wins and screenshot the results and shit on the boomer buying scratch tickets in front of me at the gas station on my lunch break

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i have 30 minutes it does not need to take 10 of those waiting for someone to buy cardboard cuckery

vast wren
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have you tried rainbet

spring quail
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need a location spoofer for it and im not doing that

vast wren
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its banned in your state?

spring quail
fallow trellis
spring quail
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the other betting apps have their own ecasinos like fanduel, draftkings, casesars etc but once again my cucked state hates fun

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bill lee is a cuck

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let me gamble

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i can use twinspires for honse bets and the usual for sports, thats it

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i have to drive to NC to go to a physical casino for anything else

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honestly ill probably do that for my birthday next year, take a week off, play blackjack, die

fallow trellis
placid sail
pseudo robin
placid sail
placid sail
pseudo robin
spring quail
storm stream
storm stream
fallow trellis
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spring quail
placid sail
pseudo robin
spring quail
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i love when hydraulic lines rupture

slender rock
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Bz

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Alo

placid sail
placid sail
spring quail
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fried rice potential

slender rock
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Wat

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180g is the best middle ground for rice

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Its not too much not too little

storm stream
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plain rice is boring as f

spring quail
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sauce is sauce

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toppings

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you can even cum on the rice. i will not stop you.

storm stream
prisma quartz
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plain bread is boring too fr fr 💯

spring quail
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im about to impulse purchase a rice cooker

storm stream
spring quail
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i'll impulse 101 instead

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now you will become swiss cheese

placid sail
austere shadow
austere shadow
pale ingot
austere shadow
narrow lotus
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I love how there are multiple angles with this guy getting packed up

eager igloo
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For 1 person?

placid sail
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how hungry?

spring quail
coarse bear
drifting mantle
vale sand
spring quail
narrow lotus
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@river zealot

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@naive bison

fallow trellis
narrow lotus
drifting mantle
spring quail
drifting mantle
eager igloo
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Useful stuff

spring quail
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do i want sugar with my tea

eager igloo
spring quail
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i am indecisive

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i also dont know if i want more tea or a rice cooker

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this holiday season is killing my wallet

austere shadow
runic kernel
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Hi Menace Hi Kemek Hi HAL 9000 Hi Someone

spring quail
austere shadow
eager igloo
spring quail
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i went looking

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found a classic

drifting mantle
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@narrow lotus

stark gull
pseudo robin
visual stirrup
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maybe I just like black clothing

pseudo robin
runic kernel
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Hi fuckinSki Hi Siren Hi drgaz Hi yeahnahyeahnahyeah

runic kernel
placid sail
placid sail
spring quail
placid sail
spring quail
# placid sail

become a regular and they'll just leave multiple 24oz bottles at the table

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yuxiang knows i like kirin ichiban with my spicy fried rice

slender rock
eager igloo
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Well yea but cant trust you americans with serving sizes

spring quail
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serving sizes

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lol

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i eat until i cant

slender rock
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Waht the fuck is a serving size

pseudo robin
slender rock
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Mhm

pseudo robin
spring quail
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i prefer to use it for cooking

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fuck imperial for cooking

heady crow
spring quail
pale ingot
runic kernel
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Hi ledy Hi Bruno Brat Hi ham Hi Blurr

placid sail
pale ingot
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faaackkk you

heady crow
simple ore
coarse bear
simple ore
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am i wrong

spring quail
simple ore
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dexter is soldier

spring quail
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it would be funny if there was a version where he used both fingers tho lmao

spring quail
simple ore
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in the show does dexter have a partner ?

spring quail
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i havent seen dexter since i was like 14

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i am now 26

heady crow
spring quail
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fuck i hate installing tf2 every 4 months off a chat like this only to not play it at all

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why cant it be 2011 again

simple ore
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play custom servers

spring quail
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always have

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will never not

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unless on acid

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im sad the x10/x100 modes are basically dead

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i heard there was an mvm update?

coarse bear
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I just load up all the standard mode maps and kick the search up

simple ore
coarse bear
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Play whatever I land on

simple ore
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tf2 is dead

pale ingot
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tf2 is still aight

spring quail
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i miss x10 halloween 24/7

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yeah its fine

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im hoping we get a definitive community update with the source code and all that

coarse bear
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Surprisingly no slur names

spring quail
simple ore
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and only one furry

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holy tits

spring quail
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i forgot i got drunk at work and hijacked the ops pc to play the monolith circulation vid on youtube

simple ore
spring quail
eager igloo
simple ore
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sitting on main menu just to hear this shi

placid sail
spring quail
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its hat survived

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it will regenerate

placid sail
coarse bear
simple ore
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what's crackin white boy

spring quail
# placid sail

this is why you shouldn't

  1. be a people pleaser
  2. hang with the wrong crowd
heady crow
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i hang loose 🤙

minor cypress
heady crow
spring quail
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it was only taken off because this lil christian chinese kid got scared she said

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i even asked him, he kept apologizing to me because he thought he was rude

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bless his heart

vast wren
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I wonder if taking your virginity to your death gets you an xbox 360 achievement in the afterlife

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like after you die and get taken to the afterlife an achievement notification pops up

minor cypress
# spring quail it was only taken off because this lil christian chinese kid got scared she said

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Put this on next for lulz

spring quail
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but ops pc has no audio

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although someone got on the site media tablet and played the Hu

pale ingot
visual stirrup
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if we know anything about luigi

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it's that he slays puss

pale ingot
spring quail
visual stirrup
spring quail
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daisy best girl

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best mario kart double dash map

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best mario party character

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best smash echo fighter

upper axle
vast wren
heady crow
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im sad we dont have a similiar scene

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we got like 7 teams total

upper axle
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god forbid you fuck up two times and reincarnate a third

spring quail
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gta for kids btw

vast wren
heady crow
vast wren
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just give the achievement man

spring quail
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game itself was nice for an 8 year old

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i softlocked my save on it tho

coarse bear
upper axle
heady crow
pale ingot
spring quail
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there's a convenience store you can go to in the crocodile territory and i did that, and took my disguise off. the clerk started chasing me, and i glitched on top of his body, and he did the eating animation, spat me out inside the cooler/wall and i couldnt get out at all. no other saves.

coarse bear
heady crow
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my team is washed, fourth in the mens series

placid sail
upper axle
pale ingot
coarse bear
heady crow
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"can do nuffin sorry"

spring quail
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surprising amount of tenor gif

upper axle
pale ingot
heady crow
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i mean, unironically trve

spring quail
fallow trellis
heady crow
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it really is a combat sport. A good amount of my team wore two swimming trunks because the chance for a player to rip them away while grappling was huge

spring quail
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horizon zero dawn

heady crow
drifting mantle
spring quail
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do i get 3 hours of sleep or just stay up and go to work on an all nighter

upper axle
pale ingot
spring quail
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fuck it, its been a while since ive been self destructive

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i can at least shower beforehand

visual stirrup
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either way, you'll think you chose wrong

spring quail
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i did the same thing yesterday and chose sleep

spring quail
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i barely got up in time

simple ore
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i'll take 2 hours over no sleep

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i learned my lesson

spring quail
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yeah but 3 hours is just enough for me to drift off to REMland

simple ore
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you won't start seeing people

spring quail
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2 hours is enough for me to get 5 hours of sleep

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huh?

heady crow
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then sleep 2 hours and dedicate the one hour to getting up

spring quail
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i've gone into REM dreamstate while being awake before passing out before

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its wack

simple ore
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i remember almost passing out once whilst waiting for school
shit started to become all white

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i couldn't talk or hear shit

spring quail
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i dont get it much anymore but when i was like 20-23 and high/drunk as shit and i got ready for bed by watching youtube id just begin dreaming with my eyes open

drifting mantle
placid sail
drifting mantle
heady crow
coarse bear
drifting mantle
simple ore
simple ore
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i hate this frame so much

spring quail
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Alright what are we betting on today

simple ore
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all in on your life going down the shitter

spring quail
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already is

simple ore
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even more

spring quail
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refer to previous question

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im an alcoholic

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im betting on horse races

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how much lower can i go

simple ore
#

it will get worse

heady crow
drifting mantle
deep topaz
heady crow
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shit he could play normal slots and get mor emoney back

spring quail
#

you can bet on horses like roulette

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its so cool

frail scaffold
spring quail
drifting mantle
narrow lotus
spring quail
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im not balling out wild on these apps

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$20 here and there? we having fun

heady crow
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exactly

spring quail
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and i can spread that $20 around on the same bet

drifting mantle
heady crow
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half the time when we were bored in the field we pooled money for online casinos and did like 5 euro bets with 200e in the bank

spring quail
trim shell
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morning brainfart

spring quail
#

we having fun here

placid sail
drifting mantle
coarse bear
spring quail
#

hold on let me shit on the hats

drifting mantle
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The cringe... It's too strong

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dies

fallow trellis
placid sail
#

I blame some shady sausages and 40-50 years old fridge

spring quail
#

Behold the superbeanie

placid sail
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not a single person in the world have changed nor knows what's the freezing agent in this fridge and if there's any left at all, yet it still works

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how? fuck you, communism

coarse bear
drifting mantle
spring quail
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pushing the limits of the indominable human spirit above and beyond

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
placid sail
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don't worry you're getting fat too, it's just invisible visceral fat instead of glorious external lard

spring quail
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i just wish fat would form around my joints like its supposed to

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im tired of arthritis

drifting mantle
#

Easy on the joints

spring quail
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idk i just drink the pain away

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even at work i just buy 12% bv wine coolers on lunch

trim shell
placid sail
spring quail
trim shell
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oh didnt read it all my bad

river zealot
trim shell
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arthritis sucks man

spring quail
drifting mantle
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Do watersports, it helps thumbsUp2x

spring quail
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no heated pool complex or club within 50 miles

placid sail
#

also my granny was using all kinds of questionable medical injections to handle it but the only thing that noticeably helped her is making gentle but consistent exercises

spring quail
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yeah im def not gentle when im at work

drifting mantle
placid sail
#

she fought tooth and nail to evade it because lazyness runs in the family, but was surprised when she eventually did do it out of desperation

heady crow
spring quail
placid sail
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(she probably stopped doing it later again)

spring quail
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thats just how my great aunt was up until she passed

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bless her soul but she was all "nah i don't need no doctor, im alright don't worry about me"

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she was hard af

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born 1933

placid sail
#

my granny, despite being the most typical of a soviet babushka possible, would have blended with US citizens seamlessly

trim shell
#

people back then were tuff af

placid sail
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I have minor inconvenience, is there twenty pills for it that I can chug?

spring quail
drifting mantle
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I don't take any pills

frail scaffold
spring quail
#

he was replying to me

drifting mantle
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If my body gets fucky, I need a massage or exercise more

placid sail
spring quail
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i can't stand desk jobs man

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i need to move around

trim shell
drifting mantle
placid sail
#

THE CURSE IS LIFTED

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I'M FREEEEEEEEEEEEE

manic cave
drifting mantle
spring quail
frail scaffold
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thats why i said he a victim

trim shell
#

i dont really have arthritis but ive done construction on and off all my life and was in a car accident so my body is constantly stiff and sore

frail scaffold
#

no one gets arthritis at 26 normally

trim shell
spring quail
#

ill probably have a knee replacement by the time im 40

drifting mantle
#

Ancient even

placid sail
heady crow
spring quail
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ill pay the surgeons extra to grease that new joint up crazy

fallow trellis
#

me asf

trim shell
spring quail
#

brainfart has too many november birthdays

drifting mantle
placid sail
drifting mantle
heady crow
trim shell
spring quail
spring quail
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(my mom was adopted, she only very recently made contact with our bio family)

drifting mantle
placid sail
manic cave
spring quail
#

but knowing my luck,

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kuwabara kuwabara

placid sail
#

could be random, could be your curse, I'd say don't worry and maybe check it out once every 5 years

spring quail
#

yeah, ill have to. 2026 is gonna be a gigantic medical bill

manic cave
placid sail
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have you tried not being american

spring quail
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its not just being american, i've neglected checkups and regular stuff for years and years

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im tired of being a pothead slob and since weed will become illegal again i can stop smoking and do thing

pale ingot
#

cancer is a myth just thug it out

grizzled meadow
drifting mantle
grizzled meadow
heady crow
manic cave
spring quail
#

its retarded

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if they can dream up a bill and fee, they'll do it

manic cave
#

It's all about the money to them. They'd rather someone die then actually help anyone.

spring quail
#

the unitedhealth shooting didnt help anything lol

placid sail
#

russian medical is free, but in modern days, most of the time you're gonna wait in queue for a month and get some old granny in a white coat look at you with contempt for a second and go "you're fine"

manic cave
placid sail
#

the queues are always gigantic since our babushkas has absolutely nothing to do but to go through medical checks over and over again and hang out with each other in the corridors

placid sail
#

at least you can sign in online

spring quail
placid sail
#

and private medical is a highway robbery when they gonna make you do 400 blood tests and conclude you have some thing that it was obvious you have from the start

icy patrol
placid sail
#

voluntary medical insurance is great though

manic cave
placid sail
#

they know they can't really punch extra out of you so go straight to the business

spring quail
#

besides we have civilian available 9mm ammo that defeats level 3a soft body armor

placid sail
#

bonus points if your vmi is paid by your slave master

manic cave
icy patrol
#

american healthcare system is run for profit peeposmile

placid sail
# icy patrol early onset arthritis is so common lol

worsening life conditions from constant stress, microplastics by the kilograms up your ass and other pollutions, being too poor or depressed to eat an apple a year and so on - more inflammation, more early illnesses starting

spring quail
placid sail
#

we're doomed it is so zoever etc

spring quail
#

my beloved

manic cave
#

However I am with private health insurance due to my skin issue so.

spring quail
placid sail
manic cave
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Really depends on what you go in for.

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But 90% of situations are covered for so its basically free.

pseudo robin
#

Ong

spring quail
#

i just want my sidorovich rat bunker and a cool gun and chickens to eat eggs from

deep topaz
#

If you work and your job offers you medical insurance, here in the states, all your preventative care is usually free

pseudo robin
#

Universal healthcare confuses and scares the burgerlander

manic cave
#

My private insurance covers me for pretty much everything. They really went in-depth on like every situation that could occur it's insane.

pseudo robin
#

Shit covers everything

placid sail
deep topaz
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And for example, if I was to fall down 14 flights of steps and need 3 billion dollars worth of surgery, the absolute maximum that I can owe in any calendar year, is about 11k USD

manic cave
placid sail
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oh wait no my bad

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I confused you with arthritis-ridded burgerman

manic cave
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Ah lmfao

manic cave
placid sail
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so it's AUSSIE medical that covers a lot, and americans are still fucked

manic cave
#

One of the good perks of being Australian.

placid sail
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okay checks out

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wait your insurance covers even dental??

wooden harbor
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yep if i get sick im fucked

manic cave
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Yeah lmfao

placid sail
#

well no that's not a cosmetic one, ours probably would cover that too

manic cave
#

That's like a pretty common thing.

pale ingot
deep topaz
#

US dental insurance is usually pitifully cheap. I get covered for everything short of metal teeth and it only costs me $5 a month

placid sail
#

ours cover dental, but only "I'm dying brother" if it's something to make you look less like a british person, pay up bitch

manic cave
placid sail
#

y'all are dying from all sorts of shit but you have beautiful white veneers like it costs nothing

wooden harbor
#

the land of appearances are everything

manic cave
placid sail
#

I spent so much cash on veneers holy

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would have never done it if it was not for the fluorine curse placed upon me by my childhood village

placid sail
manic cave
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And then they do the constant "don't do drugs" assemblys, and other stuff .

deep topaz
placid sail
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ah, so it's not full full package

manic cave
#

Remind me never to get hurt if I go over there.

spring quail
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i want shark teeth

placid sail
#

goddamit specify which country you talk about at the time I only have three neurons tops

manic cave
#

ah lmfao

wooden harbor
placid sail
#

it kinda makes sense to bother about dental a lot in developed countries though

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it's been shown that eating mostly processed foods in your childhood fucks up teeth formation

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it's why some tribal ass youyou may have a hollywood even smile simply because he ate proper veggies and meat and not mac n cheese

wooden harbor
manic cave
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I mean makes sense. It's one of the main industrys in America.

pseudo robin
placid sail
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thank god chugging down sodas brushed off of me relatively early

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my twink body would look real bad with fat

fallow trellis
pseudo robin
placid sail
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you're late to the party

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also not that twinkish anymore

pseudo robin
#

should i change my tarkov name to BussyBugular

placid sail
#

I am the very thing actual twinks fear when they hit 30

heady crow
#

men used to go to war and build stuff, now they call themselves twinks

manic cave
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Twink = femboy yes??

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Can't believe I'm asking this

pseudo robin
#

i think they're different things

placid sail
#

because it is rightfully assumed we're all gae

manic cave
#

Basically sounds the same as a femboy???

pale ingot
#

what if buff femboy

placid sail
#

femboy is a feminine man dressing as a girl who may be skinny, fat, whatever

manic cave
#

I'm so confused at this topic I'm ngl.

spring quail
heady crow
placid sail
#

our field expert bruno will now demostrate the differences

pale ingot
manic cave
#

Dude I've had zero social contact for the last 2-3 years.

placid sail
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you've come to the right place

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(to make it worse for yourself)

manic cave
#

It's basically like I've been living under a rock. So much has changed i don't understand anything.

placid sail
#

the internet connection has recovered only now

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WAIT THERE'S A WAR HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

manic cave
#

I've been online but mainly it was all just gaming.

primal kayak
#

Good day guys, have a blessed day

manic cave
#

Shits confusing.

spring quail
#

disregard them

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grill burgers

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drink beer

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life goes on

placid sail
#

okay that's not being out of the loop for 2-3 years, that's being out of the loop for a real while

fallow trellis
placid sail
#

it was well on its way way before trump

manic cave
#

Once again. I literally have had zero social contact. Dropped out of school. Left cadets. That was back in like 2021-2022?
Been basically quarnitined.

spring quail
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you arent missing much