🎪bruh-fart

[primal rapids]

I usually have monday and tuesday off. Grocery runs are easy because everyone else is at work and/or dead inside

[tepid pebble]

hospitals open but no clinic doctors

[spring quail]

im gonna spend so much money on dentistry in 2026

or dental work whatever

[stoic girder]

I still have my wisdom teeth.

[spring quail]

make my teeth white again

[stoic girder]

Can't be assed to get them removed.

[spring quail]

that's one big reason for me, them coming in hurts like a motherfucker and now i can't open my mouth as wide

[tepid pebble]

i got my first wisdom teeth removed

and im 37

[spring quail]

big burger? sorry cuck

[primal rapids]

I had to get my wisdom teeth removed stat because they were very unwise and impacting my molars

[stoic girder]

All but one grew and slotted right.

[spring quail]

my just feel like pressure when i think about it

[tepid pebble]

and it took like 30 seconds

[spring quail]

annoying

[tepid pebble]

doc was like its done and i said what

[bold kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/drink-water-gif-14255645

[quaint ore]

also i finally fully decided what battalion i will go to

[tepid pebble]

he put metal thingy to dislocate it and just pulled it off with his fingers

[quaint ore]

Algirdas Battalion, will try to get into recon company

[tepid pebble]

and later they gave it to me in a bag, said it was mine

i mean

what does a person do with it

[quaint ore]

also being named in honor of the most successful lithuanian conqueror is fitting cause these guys dont fuck around

[heady crow]

honor

what other companies are under it? Like a few infantry ones and a mechanized element or

[quaint ore]

not really sure but it is a mechanised battalion

and it's the premiere fighting force

[heady crow]

ah nice, armored recoissance is pretty sexy too

[heady crow]

so prolly better gear too

anyways inb4 you get put into logistics

[quaint ore]

found the structure

HQ Company
1st Infantry Company
2nd Infantry "Fist" Company
3rd Infantry "Piranha" Company
Heavy Weapons Company
Direct Support Company
PSYOP Company

[quaint ore]

but yeah they run heavy guns

[heady crow]

psyop company 😭

[quaint ore]

the company which gon make vril edits

[heady crow]

nice, do you guys even have traditionally logistics/maintenance companies or are they under hq company for example?

[quaint ore]

separate battalions handle this

p sure

[heady crow]

remember, psyops are everyones responsibility

[heady crow]

ah alright

[spring quail]

wait a fucking second

https://i.imgur.com/P6Aa7aJ.jpeg

[primal rapids]

The AC6 CATAPHRACT

I know it well

[high wing]

Armored core 6

[quaint ore]

praying to god i will one day get to wear this beret

[heady crow]

i always find net camouflage like that cute considering our shit looks like this on the second day of a given excerscise

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/fingers-crossed-gif-1901237102102427154

[quaint ore]

the job of vilkas IFVs is to punch you in the throat and skiddadle befor getting hit back

[heady crow]

byeah

[pale ingot]

the stray thought of playing oldschool runescape passed my mind and i quickly realized "i aint doing allat"

better games for me to waste my time on

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_kf7f-e294

me when i get lost in the woods

[spring quail]

i hope this is how they act behind the scenes given my numbers

i have enough time saved to just up and leave if i dont like it

[spring quail]

clock in
"hey guys uh sorry we've got a very busy day, 8000 pieces, you're all going to dispatch"
clocks right the fuck back out

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-terminal-montage-terminal-montage-christ-gif-18233166

[wooden surge]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-kirby-poyo-gif-27164307

[primal rapids]

Speaking of PTO, I’m using mine before I leave the company since they sure as shit aren’t going to pay that out if I don’t

My manager doesn’t really care but my zone manager HATES people using their PTO

[spring quail]

at amazon the red vests are literally tweaking over productivity numbers now as christmas gets closer

its so funny

[primal rapids]

I think I would rather be unemployed than work at Amazon considering the horror stories I’ve heard of what management will do to make sure quotas are met

[spring quail]

we can cuss them out and not get in trouble

its kinda lit

im one of two people in the building that can hit a consistent 400 items per hour in sorting and because of that they always put me in sorting with 2 actual snails

there's 9 lanes, so 3 people means 3 lanes to a person, right

[spring quail]

these cucks (people my age or younger even) are so goddamn slow it pisses me off but what can i do

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/cigar-smoke-funny-gif-25177516

[naive bison]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/789126354338709516/1442105088813568052/RDT_20251123_1104047243403804389364369.jpg?ex=69243886&is=6922e706&hm=cb365cce58d0d548738b52e587c56c99eef7346c4bf0d29ccac779d2829aa718&=&format=webp&width=463&height=824

[stoic girder]

The 80/20 rule is real.

[spring quail]

i would like to think i set the standards but im just an exception to the rule i feel

[stoic girder]

You are part of the 20%.

[spring quail]

yeah i was about to go on a roundabout way to say the same thing you did

[simple ore]

i wake up and this gets posted

it's a sign

jarvis post the snork happy merchant

[placid sail]

oh god my entire youtube page is that cognitohazard pizza channel now

curse you past me

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Rp7pu47eqk0

[naive bison]

dude i want pizza so bad

i would literally assault a frozen pizza with bbq sauce and jalapenos rn

[simple ore]

amazing video
7/10

[wooden surge]

This chat needed a hero

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/heather-mason-silent-hill-silent-hill-3-cheryl-mason-heather-silent-hill-gif-6059832932900321424

See you all in 2 hours

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/fresh-haircut-hood-barber-berserk-gif-26443196

[stoic girder]

Amazon Prime is making a new Stargate

[manic cave]

The one abt the airforce with the gate to diff dimensions or?

[stoic girder]

Ye.

[manic cave]

Ah. Yeah they'll probs ruin it.

[stoic girder]

No shit.

I saw what they did to Lord of the Rings.

[manic cave]

A billion dollar company fails to make a actual good show. Yet a small group from said topics community can put together something leagues better with $1000 or so.

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1441938865710436432/coach_swim.mp4?ex=69239db7&is=69224c37&hm=e607cca09145efb374656b045a74f84f4eaee0bb9784da630032075d538bc7de&

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @stone blade @thick wadi https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/790621290301358121/1442105120035831899/RDT_20251123_1149493297512600755445533.jpg?ex=6924388d&is=6922e70d&hm=63c6a5f497615d226ee720188393070c3718f3328fd14fb7b396c390d333c9e0&=&format=webp&width=626&height=824
pulled this pic from @river zealot 's private insta

mossad operation in gamma server going on rn

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/833579890967314442/1017440974177308682/Djbb3-ozUd8fZJXy.mp4?ex=6923c27f&is=692270ff&hm=f154123040805c5f61dfa5d61fd230731f1110dc7b2235b1bc6bb34a2d6db7c2&

CRAB SHRIMP BATTLE

[icy apex]

who up to raid

[trim shell]

Holy shit bro looks like a 28 years later infected

[icy apex]

Dude looks like cillian murphy

wait

IT IS CILLIAN MURPHY

[trim shell]

Fr its a little uncanny

[icy apex]

[trim shell]

Wait actually?? Thats peak haha

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-bunny-go-fuck-yourself-gif-13081164512453239937

[stark gull]

https://youtu.be/av4KQTR9FN8

[stark gull]

Wow, buddy
Ugly wenchies committee will hear about this.
How dare you question girl-wrighters?
What's next? You gonna say witcher series is bad too?

[stoic girder]

[stark gull]

[stoic girder]

They wanted Henry Cavill to do a bunch of naked scenes.

Bunch of gooners.

[stark gull]

Don't mark me as racist but I think black people shouldn't be in Witcher

[stoic girder]

Imagine how bad it must have been for him to mention it.

[stark gull]

Do you think Warhammer will suck ass as well?

FO:NV series most likely will be shit

[stoic girder]

Amazon was the one to force GM to do female Custodes.

I am not holding my breath.

If I'm going to be pleasantly surprised, then so be it.

[grizzled meadow]

Incredible spoiler

I just can't browse this channel

https://tenor.com/view/sad-hulk-walk-goodbye-its-ok-gif-15858784

[grizzled meadow]

First season was fine/good

[pseudo robin]

28 years later sucked

[placid sail]

Falco seeing spoilers to The Odyssey in brainfart and losing his shit

[pseudo robin]

The backflipping jimmy savile mfs at the end was peak however

[little mirage]

No it wasnt

I didnt have power rangers in mind

[stark gull]

Haven't watched it
But heard people complain about lore being thrown out
Especially when some hillbilly takes out power armour with lever action

[lapis zinc]

This is why Iron Warriors are the goat you'll never hear these people talk about female IW because my man hansou laid down the law

[pseudo robin]

It was kino

[pseudo robin]

In the 41st millenium there is only homoerotic space super humans

[lapis zinc]

And that's the way we like it!

[pseudo robin]

So true

I wouldnt want it any other way

[stoic girder]

The Necron books are pretty good.

Goofy as shit tho.

Time travelling during a trial is so peak comedy.

[grizzled meadow]

Oh I'm sorry I don't have 1000 years to watch and read everything created by mankind

[heady crow]

do i need to give you spoilers for the divine comedy or something

[grizzled meadow]

It's just the usual people screaming because the tiniest detail wasn't 100% true to the lore, watch it and made your own opinion

You're locking yourself from enjoying something you may like because [REDACTED ] are complaining

[placid sail]

||Jesus resurrects in the end and goes to heaven and shit||

[grizzled meadow]

That's it, busy is getting banned

[stark gull]

Redacted screeching

[placid sail]

fuck you it was under a spoiler

[placid sail]

my hands are clean

[grizzled meadow]

This MIGHT be me

[grizzled meadow]

Also Fallout lore was destroyed the moment Todd layed his hands on the series (I mean Fallout 3), it's just stupid to get mad over something like that

[heady crow]

mitä vittua

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/morgan-freeman-true-true-what-a-nice-true-true-pizza-morgan-freeman-gif-9911910826150230625

[stark gull]

I'm not mad I'm just skeptical of whatever Hollywood does nowadays to the point I'd rather just ignore it

[grizzled meadow]

It's understandable and you're not wrong but the first season is well made

Yakuza series on the other hand is apparently bad because it's bad, I still have to watch it

[stark gull]

Aight, I'll mark it on the movie map

🤡

[heady crow]

10 YEARS IN THE JOINT MADE YOU A FUCKING PUSSY

[grizzled meadow]

BRING THAT SHIT KAZUMA

[heady crow]

what does the series even cover story wise

granted the 2007 movie seems peak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qKAM2UxFVs

[icy apex]

can someone post the teaser

[heady crow]

i know why they decided on black
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-QRhfVGlyX8

[placid sail]

there is absolutely nothing Wobb Poward can do to erase New Vegas from history, no matter how many shitty retcons he does in his netflix series or new "games"

one day I'll buy a ticket to morica, find a way to approach him on some public event and will ask him to sign a jewel box of fallout new vegas

preferably on a release event of some new fallout slop

[stoic girder]

Fallout game that's a western was peak, I don't see why he has a problem with it.

[icy apex]

Ironic

The best fallout games are the ones that are not made by todd howard

[manic cave]

Yeah let's do another FO4 version. With barely anything new & fuck up every mod.

[placid sail]

because it was made by obsidian, not bethesda, duh

[manic cave]

Obsidian PLEASE make a remaster of F:NV.

[placid sail]

yeah nah

old obsidian had the magic juice

[stoic girder]

Imagine a Fallout game that's mexican flavour.

[placid sail]

but current obsidian is just a husk of a former self, like every other fucking old company

[manic cave]

I mean it's gotta be at least better then Bethesda.

[placid sail]

I won't touch anything rpg from them after seeing outer worlds

[stark gull]

Obsidian please learn UE5

[icy apex]

@heady crow I blame you for my tonights cinema watch

Apocalypse now

[placid sail]

another victim of netflix and chill with bruno

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/apocalypse-now-robert-duvall-colonel-kilgore-kilgore-charlie-dont-surf-gif-21519710

[manic cave]

Ah yes because I love my PC going up into flames.

[icy apex]

Im arranged for a netflix and chill tomorrow anyways

[stark gull]

That's why they have to learn it

[heady crow]

sadly everytime they dont want to watch vietnam movies, its always la la land, dead poets society and so on

https://tenor.com/view/sigh-le-sad-cat-gif-16777715376630435814

[stark gull]

Arc raiders is on EU5 and it works like a charm

[placid sail]

I haven't seen a single vietnam movie no fullmetal jacket no nothing

our trench hookup is gonna be glorious

[icy apex]

Full metal jacket was fire and godfather is my favourite movie of all time, so no doubt Marlon Brando will steal my heart again

[heady crow]

hopefully so, apocalypse now really is a great movie

[icy apex]

Ive heard of it from history books

But never got to watch it

[stoic girder]

Tropic Thunder is the real Vietnam movie, don't @ me.

[heady crow]

be ready for peak

[icy apex]

Ive seen that one edit you sent

Shit seems fire

Smell of napalm in the morning

[heady crow]

i mean yeah but to understand tropic thunder you need to watch the movies it satirizes

same with major payne

[icy apex]

Is that the one with blackface downey jr?

[placid sail]

oh wait I did watch one nam movie than!

[stoic girder]

That's why it's peak, it's the climax.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/payne-laughing-smile-make-face-gif-17715644

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/what-do-you-mean-you-people-tropic-thunder-gif-15281841

never go full retard

[stoic girder]

Tropic Thunder is the End Game of Vietnam movies.

[manic cave]

Peak movie.

[icy apex]

Major Payne was fucking fire

I watched it drunk with my bro

[heady crow]

unironically watched major payne because of this edit and man was it good

[placid sail]

I was but a tiny slavic tadpole when they were showing it on TV

[icy apex]

Never ask what happened to Bubba

Ive heard Platoon is also very good

[manic cave]

I GOTTA FIND BUBBA

[icy apex]

Oh shit

Forrest Gump

That shit was also peak

[heady crow]

its a classic but can drag on

but i feel like a third of vietnam and so on movies can be shortened down to "platoon but X and Y" so well

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/toot-tooting-major-payne-damon-wayans-gif-11629397

[icy apex]

Well shit

Yesterday was a good evening aswell

[manic cave]

Anyone remember a show series called MASH.

[icy apex]

I rewatched Pusher

https://tenor.com/view/tonylife-суета-мадс-ми-мадс-миккельсен-mads-mikkelsen-gif-34947834829097203

[heady crow]

i should watch it

i think its actually based off of me too

[icy apex]

Mads Mikkelsen is a literally me character

so yeah

Its very fucking good

Its recorded with a handheld camera, and it adds so much to the vibe

[stoic girder]

https://tenor.com/view/drunk-man-gif-23383970

[placid sail]

I saw it from time to time when I was reaaaally small and my grandpa watched it. didn't understand what's going on at the time, only remembered some military dudes hanging out in the middle of nowhere and melancholic outro tune

[icy apex]

feels like home

Also, if I may

since we are on cinema talk

Why is Band of Brothers rated so well?

[manic cave]

It's about army surgeon's deployed at a base in the middle of what I think was Vietnam.

[stoic girder]

Realistic.

[manic cave]

Parents had it playing alot when I was a kid.

[placid sail]

I remember it looking... deserty? not like a jungle

[manic cave]

Yeah it was deserty.

But I could of sworn it was nam. Gear looked around that era.

At least from what I'm remembering. Been like 10 years or so since I last saw it.

[placid sail]

The show is an ensemble piece revolving around key personnel in a United States Army Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH) in the Korean War (1950–53)

so Korea

huh

[manic cave]

Ah.

[icy apex]

Hmm

Alright

[manic cave]

Was misrembering then.

[stoic girder]

Historical accuracy, if you want to be specific.

[placid sail]

Early seasons aired on network prime time while the Vietnam War had not ended; the show was forced to walk the fine line of commenting on that war while at the same time not seeming to protest against it.

probably why you thought it has something to do with Nam

[manic cave]

Yeah.

Was pretty good from what I remember though.

[placid sail]

wait were you watching it when it was airing for the first time?

[manic cave]

Oh fuck no I'm not that old.

Parents had it on disc.

[primal rapids]

https://x.com/theo/status/1991987397366882610

Theo - t3.gg (@theo)

The industry is finally catching up to Apple’s RAM prices. They truly are trendsetters

X · Nov 21, 2025, 9:49 PM

[placid sail]

damn, almost was not an old geezer for a second

[manic cave]

Ah dw lmfao.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/im-in-my-prime-funny-ironic-age-old-gif-11480659

[placid sail]

[simple ore]

fellas in the first time ever i did it

i burned boilled eggs

one of them exploded

[manic cave]

Yeah never enter the kitchen again.

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpson-cereal-burn-fire-this-is-fine-gif-13568516

[simple ore]

i got distracted playing sekiro

[tidal trellis]

Unfortunate

[placid sail]

you have no say in this momma's boy

cook an egg at least once to unlock this dialogue option

[pale ingot]

i think you have to be killed

nothing personal we just have to kill you

[simple ore]

i understand

[fallow trellis]

someone finally out did osaka

[pale ingot]

welcome back osaka

[fallow trellis]

men do it better

[placid sail]

sosaka wasn't the worst cook, just slightly cursed

meowmachine was the worst one

[fallow trellis]

oh

right

that one

[tidal trellis]

I just said unfortunate!!!

[fallow trellis]

i cant tell those retards apart

[tidal trellis]

I wasn't mocking anyone!!

[placid sail]

scrambled eggs with teflon flakes, chef's special

[tidal trellis]

Am I not allowed to give sympathies?

[placid sail]

no

[fallow trellis]

no

[simple ore]

no

[fallow trellis]

just because you asked

[tidal trellis]

Wow

[placid sail]

your human rights are revoked until you cook a single thing yourself

opening up a snickers bar is not considered cooking either

[tidal trellis]

I'm going bad to singing, smh can't even give sympathies

[fallow trellis]

You need to cook a reverse seared porterhouse steak with steamed brussel sprouts

[primal rapids]

https://d.vxtwitter.com/MidiWicks/status/1567353129254920192

Modders out here doing God’s work

[placid sail]

high octane nazi saluting

goddamit

people keep kicking me from custom maps in w3 and I suspect it's because of my default cyrillic name

getting racial profiled in fucking warcraft

[simple ore]

fitting

[placid sail]

I will learn every algerian slur I could find you ass

@low atlas give me algerian slurs now

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/which-is-like-understandable-damon-dominique-obvious-comprehensible-clear-gif-17258852

[pseudo robin]

i'm on me pirate ship rn

straight strokin me plank

argh

[placid sail]

et tu bruno

[heady crow]

yes, me too. Granted i have worse experiences from playing cs with finns than russians

[simple ore]

[manic cave]

Just don't play euro lobbies.

[placid sail]

this is outrageous, it's unfair

[simple ore]

what is bro doing

[placid sail]

there is only eu, us west and korean lobbies

[manic cave]

Play US west then.

[placid sail]

so 2/3 of my options have a horrible ping

[heady crow]

bzeek on that korean superserver

[placid sail]

also god forbid I'd play with russians

[placid sail]

high ping

[placid sail]

even worse ping

[manic cave]

I average 300 ping on majority of online games that don't have oceanic/au servers.

Which is like 90% of games.

[placid sail]

jesus

[heady crow]

why do you even bother with those

[placid sail]

god truly doesn't want aussies to play video games in any capacity

[manic cave]

💔

It's ethier 300 ping, 200 or 700+.

200-300 is okish. Anything over that & it's just pure torture.

[placid sail]

I remember living in the outskirts of town and having only mobile internet for pc and having 500 ping in cod

I simpathize to your strife

[manic cave]

Tried playing BF6 yesterday with my lil brother who's on PS5. So we were doing cross play & holy shit the ping.

Never again.

[naive bison]

people who pass gun laws:

[placid sail]

wait

it's even bad within a country??

oh well there's probably no servers

[manic cave]

Yeah cause for some reason there's no Oceanic/AU servers outside of community servers.

And you can't play community servers whilst doing cross play.

[pseudo robin]

oce servers are always dogshit

doesn't matter what game

[trim shell]

thats retarded

[manic cave]

Hell 70-100 ping is better then 200-300.

[placid sail]

au group therapy commences now

[pseudo robin]

tarkov oce is the competitive cheater server

[manic cave]

There's oce servers for tarkov??

[pseudo robin]

yes

[manic cave]

If so I can't see em.

Cause it auto defaults me to "other".

[placid sail]

even when you have your own servers, you get fucked over by your considerable chinese population

god is truly cruel

[pseudo robin]

ironically china has less cheaters then oce

it's unplayable

i play on china

[manic cave]

Oh yeah the immigration issue over here is fucking absurd.

[heady crow]

ngl i thought all you assies played was like rust

[placid sail]

irl?

[pseudo robin]

why

[manic cave]

Oh no there's ALOT of Aussie community's for alot of diff games.

You'd be surprised.

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/@StimpeeYT

[manic cave]

However majority of them are limited to community made servers.

[placid sail]

well of course it's a channel bruno watches

it makes perfect sense

[heady crow]

okay cmoon now

[placid sail]

caught redhanded

[heady crow]

youre a generational hater bzeek

[placid sail]

clipped and shipped

[placid sail]

dog that's nothing to do with generations you're just one fruity horny mf

[heady crow]

nah youve hated me since 6.12.1917

[placid sail]

oh my god and it just KEEPS GOING

[manic cave]

What in

[placid sail]

WHAT IS THIS BRUNO

[trim shell]

stimpee is wild for this lol

[placid sail]

is it even about games???

[pseudo robin]

this one zesty mf

[manic cave]

Actual viewbait atp

[trim shell]

yes

[heady crow]

youre not making it any better

[pale ingot]

sounds autistic

[trim shell]

surprised YT allowed sfwporn thumbnails yet when i call someone a retard i get reported

[placid sail]

someone hosts angel arena in 2025

https://tenor.com/view/the-pursuit-of-happiness-will-smith-cry-tears-of-joy-happy-gif-10725846

[manic cave]

Dude there's borderline NSFW thumbnails & YT doesn't care.

[pale ingot]

it allows porn too

[trim shell]

also why can you say retard but add an ed and its blocked lol

[manic cave]

Automod fuckery.

[trim shell]

ah

[trim shell]

[placid sail]

youtube isn't about actual family-friendly environment, just executing nominal arbitrary rules to pretend to be proper

[manic cave]

It's about money.

Literally all they want.

[placid sail]

there's some shit out there that's probably much worse than those thumbnails

[placid sail]

nah it's the word g a y

[trim shell]

oh lol

[placid sail]

gamma is extremely homophobic

can't say gae

[manic cave]

Literally seen a uncensored beheading as a thumbnail for a vid on YT.

[pale ingot]

no you just cant say gae

[trim shell]

[manic cave]

Shit was up for a straight 3 weeks as well before being taken down.

[placid sail]

probably all reports were ignored until someone made a content out of it existing

[manic cave]

Yeah that's what I figured happened.

[heady crow]

or the f slur 🙄

[prisma quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-staring-looking-monkey-creepy-gif-8576505451678402494

[placid sail]

youtube support is like a branch in the middle of a forest that is also covered in shit in terms of productivity

[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1277594901001015346/1392452323489615974/No_Mods_No_Gods.gif

[manic cave]

I'm convinced it's all ran by AI.

[trim shell]

youtube is crazy man ive seen on youtube music people are making sigma nazi edits of phonk music

[placid sail]

I mean okay I'd assume banning that word is kinda justified

[lilac kelp]

https://i.redd.it/cyfsrfd32g2g1.gif

[placid sail]

100%

[heady crow]

they should give certain people the pass

[drifting mantle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431146302602874960/eaef3019-862f-4170-a85a-f7f2f88712ec.gif

[placid sail]

it used to be a bunch of Indians who doesn't give a fuck, now it's a clanker

[manic cave]

Yup.

[placid sail]

sigh

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/michael-c-hall-dexter-dexter-morgan-smile-happy-gif-16585242

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-big-boss-big-boss-salute-mgs-snake-eater-gif-155838570054338632

[placid sail]

bruno we can't operate on street rules

[narrow lotus]

[manic cave]

Like fym the 5 paragraph report I submitted was auto looked at in 3 seconds.

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRTiADqjaxh/?igsh=bW16aXU4aTFram81

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/jack-nicholson-jack-nicholson-yes-yes-nod-head-nod-gif-17444176260167585294

[trim shell]

but back on topic idk if stimpees content is good anymore used to watch his dayz stuff long time ago

[trim shell]

https://www.youtube.com/@FRANKIEonPCin1080p he was my favorite dayz content creator

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920199542564081694/1078969439212556328/28C8A096-CF10-403A-870C-82A06CBC4111.gif

[manic cave]

Arma reforger content in this age?

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/so-old-gif-27277116

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/salute-cat-cute-yessir-gif-17449845613192073437

i used to watch his og series on arma 2 dayz mod

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzPaOvhRIJ4

[trim shell]

cant believe its been 13 years

[heady crow]

oldge

[manic cave]

Was thinking of getting dayz way back. But got told it's been taken over by P2W servers or gatekept servers.

Is anything now NOT about generating income FFS.

[trim shell]

peak

[drifting mantle]

Indeed, I wanted to play Old DayZ Origins, but no luck...
I would even play that singleplayer, because there is so much stuff

Building Houses and Castles, Repairing a flying fortress, raiding Sector B, raiding alien camps... And so much more

[manic cave]

See fun content.
Locked behind several different transactions.

Like don't get me wrongly idm paying for stuff, like a DLC expansion that's decently large & adds new content. But constantly paying for stuff that adds barely anything? Or literally just gives you a seriously unfair advantage over everyone else.

Yeah no.

[primal rapids]

I want to go back to the days of Unreal Tournament LAN parties

[manic cave]

Never got to experience LAN. Mainly because majority of the stuff I played as a kid was with my little brother. We just did split screen.

[lilac kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/girl-discord-girl-gifs-discord-girl-gif-girl-gif-basketball-gif-22730456

[placid sail]

gadamn

[coarse bear]

Now post the one where she makes the shot

[lilac kelp]

im the one making shots

[coarse bear]

Aight, make the shot

[lilac kelp]

its all over the screen

[coarse bear]

Lemme see that half-court

Unless you a dweeb

https://tenor.com/view/uh-oh-chigurh-anton-chigurh-uhh-bruh-gif-20190535

[lilac kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/paul-miller-gypsycrusader-magma-eyebrow-riddler-gif-5025042101211573914

[placid sail]

cum

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/OddSteamReviews/status/1992322449828958444

Odd Steam Reviews (@OddSteamReviews)

Dead by Daylight

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 22, 2025, 8:01 PM

[manic cave]

Valid.

[trim shell]

id die for this cat

[naive bison]

bail reforms are awesome guys

[trim shell]

should be 3 arrests misdemeanor or felony and its automatic life sentence

[manic cave]

72 priors. What the fuck.

How is he not in for life atp

[trim shell]

fr honestly

72 arrests is fucking insane

[naive bison]

72 slaps on the wrist from the judges

[icy apex]

Hot take but after like 3 prior arrests you should get the chair

[trim shell]

correct take

or use them for forced labor for life

[manic cave]

Depending on the crime ngl. Murder? You get killed.

[icy apex]

at this point you dont fit society

[pale ingot]

SEVENTY TWO

give him the electric chair bretheren

[icy apex]

sexual crimes or pedophilia should go straight into the firing squad

[manic cave]

Oh 100%

Zero clue how you can let someone who does that off with just a slap on the wrist.

[trim shell]

judges are in on it aswell on the side

[icy apex]

I should become the president of earth

I got true'd 7 times

[manic cave]

Not even surprising.

[icy apex]

8*

[pale ingot]

pay a judge tree fiddy to let you get off with murder

[manic cave]

I mean take trump for example. He 100% was doing stuff with Epstein.

[icy apex]

Fuck trump

[trim shell]

anyone involved in the list should be taken out

[icy apex]

That country is too damned to get back on its feet

[icy apex]

It should get sunk so that europe can rise

[icy apex]

WOAH

WHAT THE FUCK

HE WAS BILLING THE CLINTON JR

[manic cave]

Literally sucking off bubba.

[icy apex]

How fucking mesmerising is he to get a blowjob from trump and still not get divorced by hilary

[manic cave]

LOL

[icy apex]

patient woman of the year

[manic cave]

Southpark 100% writing up a episode about this as we speak.

[trim shell]

wonder who gave better head hilary or trump lol

[prisma quartz]

"I did not have sexual relations with that man, Mr. Trump. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time, never. These allegations are false, and I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you."

[feral kiln]

72😭 🥀 💔

[manic cave]

Literally love watching this unfold.

[digital quartz]

Monica

[manic cave]

The jokes write themselves atp.

[feral kiln]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-running-past-gif-9540757305797220707

[pale ingot]

holy shit did you see that

[manic cave]

Must've been the wind

[feral kiln]

fr👀

[prisma quartz]

if you look closely, there is a skeleton running

[digital quartz]

no shot that would be way too spooky

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/ketamine-kitty-gif-959792855030719051

[manic cave]

Mmm yeah no I don't see anything

[prisma quartz]

too scary, your brain must've blocked it out

[digital quartz]

so ignorant of paranormal entities that I will their existence away

[manic cave]

The 8 ft black figures wondering about for 3 seconds then disappearing

[digital quartz]

the flipside was always my favorite psychological horror trope. The one where if you know more about a ghost or whatever the realer it becomes

and the more you believe in it

[feral kiln]

psi hallucination

[manic cave]

True..

[digital quartz]

I wouldn't put it past rally drivers to eat rocks

[pale ingot]

yyyummy

[digital quartz]

they are brown rocks so must be chocolate flavored

[primal rapids]

Don’t just eat random rocks, you have no idea where those rocks have been. Make sure to properly wash rocks before consumption.

[digital quartz]

rinse your rocks people

[manic cave]

Or marines.

[pale ingot]

who are you to tell me what to do

[primal rapids]

I am Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen

[manic cave]

Smth smth don't eat uranium smth smth radiation smth smth

[heady crow]

or even worse

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAGbrM-MMRk

[digital quartz]

google Eben Byers

bro drank so much of his own radium laced medicine fizzy water that his jaw and skulls had holes

[trim shell]

[manic cave]

Fucking hell.

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-skull-middle-finger-gif-13445486

[prisma quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[placid sail]

go ahead

say it's from the game

https://tenor.com/view/gun-loading-gun-cursed-emoji-mad-gif-24853374

[primal rapids]

What are you talking about, Invisible by Duran Duran was definitely in MGSV. Do you really think people would lie about that on the internet?

[visual stirrup]

Invisible by Duran Duran is in the game

and vocal chord parasites never happened

[placid sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1195533409309708419/1292610131736924251/evil_singer.gif

[visual stirrup]

go back to sleep, grandpa

[primal rapids]

And Kaz went on to create the most successful burger restaurant in the world

[placid sail]

I cast slur barrage

[heady crow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCjMZMxNr-0

duran duran would have been great in mgsv though

[coarse bear]

I see you're not familiar with the Princess Peach cuck chair

[pale ingot]

i dont know why every bedroom has a mandatory cuck chair

but as im typing this i realize

my own bedroom has a cuck chair

[placid sail]

don't forget toad who is there to provide beverages and encouragement with his screetching high-pitched voice

[coarse bear]

Who watches you, ham

[manic cave]

True.

[pale ingot]

i rest my guitars on that bitch

[coarse bear]

Toy Story bit

[pale ingot]

it serves no other purpose

[visual stirrup]

i use the term for any chair that faces the center of the room

[fossil swan]

yo?

🤔

[pale ingot]

yeah its free rn

cop it

[heady crow]

yeah its free to keep rn

[visual stirrup]

especially if that chair is used to observe without participating

[fossil swan]

i did

is it good i wonder

[pale ingot]

and tell your friends

its fun

shit i might reinstall it rn

[heady crow]

vt2 is goated

[pale ingot]

i wanna kill rats with my goat saltzpyre

[fossil swan]

is it a rpg game or smth

[heady crow]

yeah, the new map came out 3 days ago too

[fossil swan]

i didnt look at the trailers and gameplay shit

[visual stirrup]

fantasy L4D

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-hyde-closet-jumpscare-gif-16665661476767355970

[heady crow]

imagine a melee focused l4d2 in old world warhammer

[pale ingot]

dual flintlock time

i fucking love how saltzpyre can just hold like

[heady crow]

and the melee combat is fuckall smooth

[primal rapids]

If you’ve played Left 4 Dead you’ve played Vermintide

[pale ingot]

12 flintlocks on him

[fossil swan]

alr

[fossil swan]

i played l4d2 never heard of vermintide before so i will install it and play it now

[pale ingot]

im reinstalling it rn cause bored

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/skaven-dance-warhammer-fantasy-dancing-skaven-ratman-dance-gif-19349860

we run it back

total skaven death

[primal rapids]

Also I just realized that SM2 is basically third person class-based L4D like 90% of the time

[pale ingot]

by the power of sigmar im gonna beat this fucking thing's ass

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/629394338106834955/1441317931530063983/G6NnxiYW0AAGbMF.jpg?ex=6923fe6d&is=6922aced&hm=12e02d3f872ce3ca3a956e38a5f7968a35059ecbe39d3c3ef597b599ed94752d&

[placid sail]

ribbed for your pleasure

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-shah-of-iran-phil-gif-23048091

[pale ingot]

the time for rats has passed

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/vermintide-saltzpyre-nod-gif-24596871

[pale ingot]

my entire team just got grabbed by mancatchers and killed

https://tenor.com/view/ronaldo-cristiano-cristiano-ronaldo-gif-18714276

time to play with AI

[heady crow]

fake, what difficulty you even on

[pale ingot]

champion bro.

[heady crow]

ah yeah then its over

[pale ingot]

it was the highest i could host too

[heady crow]

legend is where you start to see sane people

and even then its 50/50

[pale ingot]

i switched to legend solo with ai

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/game-of-thrones-well-good-luck-with-that-raise-a-glass-gif-15803896

theyve really buffed xp gain and all thankfully

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot this shit fire bro

[pale ingot]

so i wasnt ready for a rat ogre

it took the ai first and then a horde spawned

[heady crow]

the usual

fuck now i wanna play

[little mirage]

legend solo with 0 level

the pinnacle of the end times

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/draco-malfoy-harry-potter-mewing-mew-slytherin-gif-8263298459687914233

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-15291473

[little mirage]

did you just get into this game?

[pale ingot]

i played it before

[heady crow]

i do have a few friends who do shit like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7yEHJtwR34

[pale ingot]

but i think i'll disregard anything you want to say because you sound like your dick can't rise

[heady crow]

ridiculous

[pale ingot]

and i'll do it again

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRXcsAuCafk/
Chat is this real

[little mirage]

i was going to say necromancer and warrior priest are great dlc classes but okay asshole

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/fart-thermal-vision-gif-15269211

[little mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/caballo-gif-17913509213854874891

[heady crow]

shit we pulling out the blicky and running it down on the new map

[pale ingot]

i tried hosting a champion match again and a russian instantly starts yapping in voice chat @heady crow

MY ENTIRE TEAM IS URSKI

RUSKI

FUCK

gg

[heady crow]

cant win

gg

[coarse bear]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/caaGgQO9nSs

[coarse bear]

European when a free game is free on Steam

https://stupidpenisx.com/NetIterator/status/1992346140617089174

Slaz 👀☝️ (@NetIterator)

“Bro Minecraft without shaders is so ass 🥀”

Minecraft with shaders:

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 22, 2025, 9:35 PM

[primal rapids]

Ogryns are too good for the Imperium

Yes, 99.9% of them have difficulty counting higher than their fingers, but they try.

[placid sail]

what is not too good for imperium

[pale ingot]

we lost

i didnt get downed once

i had to revive each of them 1-2 times

[coarse bear]

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/forehead-gif-22694036

[primal rapids]

Corpse starch

[coarse bear]

Wait hold on, which diff is champion again?

[pale ingot]

like 3rd hardest

its in the middle

it goes rookie vetern champion legend and then the hardest one idk i forgot

[coarse bear]

[coarse bear]

Ain't no they fumbled L4D2 without guns

[pale ingot]

look at tihs shit

[coarse bear]

On med diff

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/340410957081870339/1442034949447225414/IMG_9009.png?ex=6923f733&is=6922a5b3&hm=7bf2597e975e1ce93def637cd49d715e9e195313d22e6a1f0063135a126e15a5&

[coarse bear]

Wait fuck no, VT2 got guns and bows

[pale ingot]

this is all you get

[heady crow]

cataclysm

[pale ingot]

and they cant win on that shit

[coarse bear]

[pale ingot]

like ok man im not good enough to solo this thats why i try to play with other people

if i had atleast 2 other teammates with a functioning frontal lobe i'd win

[storm stream]

@wraith ingot

[coarse bear]

To be fair
There's gonna be a rush of newbies

[pale ingot]

swear to god if i host one more time and its

its russians

[coarse bear]

Who don't know their ass from their melee

[heady crow]

whats your steam? My ping is prolly terrible but i can just play some braindead kruber build

[coarse bear]

Kruber pog

[simple ore]

flaco....

[pale ingot]

pretty sure i got my shit linked on my discord account hold on

https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198355081292/ what it do

FUUCK the russians still joined me accidentally

even though i cancelled matchmaking

i cant do this shit

[coarse bear]

It's joever for you

I ain't got it installed rn so I'mma chill

(and load up TF2 instead)

[simple ore]

i was gonna post it but it looks like someone got me covered

[coarse bear]

It also IS linked in his discord so

[simple ore]

i don't mean his account

╔═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════════╗
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═══════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════════════════╝

i meant this

[coarse bear]

😔

[pale ingot]

he knows

[visual stirrup]

bro is about to be environmental storytelling

💀

[fossil swan]

first tghing i did

@pale ingot i commited rat genocides

i killed so many of them

[pale ingot]

splendid.

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/anakin-skywalker-i-hate-them-star-wars-no-nope-gif-12872946

[fossil swan]

275 murders

[pale ingot]

we live in a society

[glad carbon]

@heady crow meow

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1366469708492312587/1428654150434160720/yageymaster.gif

[stark gull]

I'll drink to that

[fossil swan]

i went from like 5 power to 150

[fallow trellis]

vermintide 2 popular again

[fossil swan]

yep

[grizzled meadow]

[stark gull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1442132875423256687/countryball-D0BFD0B5D181D0BED187D0BDD0B8D186D0B0-countryballs-D09AD0BED0BCD0B8D0BAD181D18B-2614782.png

[grizzled meadow]

[fossil swan]

one more recruit game

[pale ingot]

it was evil falco

[coarse bear]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/d4wBBN70PgA

Barbarian clears

[fossil swan]

@pale ingot

even better

[wraith ingot]

[tight rune]

He has a chainsaw, he'll be safe

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/theburntpeanut-bungulator-twitch-stare-got-em-gif-13218764415226663824

[toxic sundial]

yo shut the fuck up

[deep topaz]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/920199542564081694/1078969439212556328/28C8A096-CF10-403A-870C-82A06CBC4111.gif

[prisma venture]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066336021022785667/1427084462700625940/togif.gif

[toxic sundial]

hey don't post this piece of shit

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-кот-crazy-gif-15157007072853320921

[toxic sundial]

w youtuber, we are best friends now

also don't false react me calling nick fuentes a piece of shit

[trim shell]

polish make the best femboys ong

[pale ingot]

you got unfarted get out

get out of this chat

we dont like you

get the fuck out

[trim shell]

no

this is my home

https://tenor.com/view/solunary-discord-discordian-discordia-neveah-gif-27558501

[glad carbon]

@heady crow @toxic sundial

https://tenor.com/view/jiggy-cat-gif-11091026462246394533

[toxic sundial]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-cute-dance-cat-dance-gif-27615826

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/ehehe-laughing-cat-cat-laughing-silly-cat-gif-16961599182308150028

[fossil swan]

ba ce plm se intampla in iasi

@pale ingot

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/good-gugga-morning-good-morning-silent-hill-3-heather-mason-gugga-gif-747343349195348129

3 hours of sleep was hell

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-gif-12971458

[spring quail]

Now I will work for 8 hours

Should I buy another beer on lunch

[trim shell]

yes

beer isnt bad imo

[spring quail]

It is settled

[wooden harbor]

lunch beer is the most wisely drunk beer

its there when you need it most

[naive bison]

@stone blade @thick wadi @narrow lotus @river zealot rate the new fit

(Comment about leg hair = blocked)

[primal rapids]

What the fuck are those tiles

[naive bison]

fuck you

[primal rapids]

no u

[glad carbon]

good work losing weight buddy

i had some fried chicken for breakfast today

[fresh rose]

fat fuck

[placid sail]

if you need to lose some weight

I would really recommend multiple food poisonings

[narrow lotus]

haha i guess they look funny

[placid sail]

works like a charm

[narrow lotus]

also best irony considering you cant eat burger cause on died you fatso

[placid sail]

wait who is fat again?

[narrow lotus]

Xal is on diet

[placid sail]

I'm pleased to know cockrider is fat

[naive bison]

ok that ending was completely unnecessary

[placid sail]

matches my mind image

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664

[placid sail]

for some reason, I imagine him as

what's the guy's name?

[prisma venture]

how we doin lads

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/ethan-klein-h3h3-productions-h3h3production-zoom-gif-7350890

this is how I imagine cockrider for some reason

[prisma venture]

with short hair

could be

[naive bison]

ofc he picks the jewish guy

[trim shell]

10/10 and extra points for Christmas socks

[naive bison]

THANK YOU SO MUCH

[prisma venture]

something bad abour begin jewish?

[trim shell]

Ai finally making good rap

[low atlas]

Call him a gahba and move on

[pale ingot]

my ears burn

[placid sail]

on a scale from flop's tantrum to an n word how we're rating that

[low atlas]

Ehhh it's in the middle, equivalent of calling him a whore

[placid sail]

ehhh a bit light but alright, we'll make do, thank you

[low atlas]

Wid gahba though? Son of a whore. Do not cross

Never mention a yns mother it'll cause ww3 in the middle east

[placid sail]

ah yes, the universal culture staple of every trad, "talk shit about my mom and I am ready to commit several felonies and homicide"

[simple ore]

glorb only uses a voice changer

[trim shell]

Oh damn well thats good to know atleast

[low atlas]

Yeah lmfao

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/sensible_dude2/status/1992359076429500543

♣️HOTCOCO 🍉 (@sensible_dude2)

Stupid joke

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 22, 2025, 10:26 PM

[simple ore]

WOLENSTEIN NEW ORDER REFRENCE

also glad im not the only one who thinks of this song whenever they see this meme

[naive bison]

one of the few games where you play as the antagonist

[simple ore]

turn tables

[stark gull]

Gordon is involved in new game rn

[stone blade]

@simple ore COOOOCk

[coarse bear]

Hope I find him in this game

[stark gull]

Kinda like Judge Dredd
Can't remember the name

[simple ore]

dude i told you to ask for it in dms not in public

[stark gull]

Trailer is somewhere on his yt channel

[naive bison]

Judge Judy

[stone blade]

shie my bad gang

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1350122574952140822/1442193255608619069/AQNQLC-Guv_1-QtoRuIpIXF5zfOjiiE2UY2qvuQv8LrRD7fmE6DFLnCkdkEH-qP1_C22Z06rXMrNK5bwT18VN6TkYV0uZB6q.mp4?ex=69248aa2&is=69233922&hm=9329964761900a9de3fb4277bb554916ed1021a38f09ccfa16c449e73a6a704b&

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-ishowspeed-speed-stream-ishowspeed-stream-speed-nod-gif-1082323842437565509

[trim shell]

Peam

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/the-thing-bennings-thing-shocked-gif-15082311

[naive bison]

not this gei mexican

[prisma venture]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4df2CMrpqqo

[icy apex]

Another insomniac night coming

Movie marathon til 5am

and then work at 6

[heady crow]

why

[icy apex]

cause I can sense it

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1431975401252720762/i_could_kill_you.gif

[icy apex]

I had that same itch previous 2 times I couldnt sleep properly

[placid sail]

@coarse bear 👉 👈

[deep topaz]

Clean streets, no crime, law and order.
B-b-but they're the baddies!!!

[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-meme-trying-not-to-laugh-laugh-homeless-gif-9458928528704746136

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/gachi-gif-15291473

[storm stream]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-yeah-right-ishowspeed-yeah-ishowspeed-right-ishowspeed-stream-gif-2870397197282141259

[simple ore]

did that yesterday with friends

we watched the fall

good movie

[pale ingot]

did he fall

[icy apex]

Im gonna watch Apocalypse Now and then Pusher II

[simple ore]

yep

[icy apex]

(di)dhe fall

[pale ingot]

WHAT THE FUCK DUDE SPOILERS

[upper shore]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-gif-18477867

[simple ore]

😔

[icy apex]

Mista Dubois

[upper shore]

I have to wait until december to put on my christmas hat or i will bring shame to my ancestors

[icy apex]

Nuh uh

[simple ore]

we also watched the wailing like 3 days ago

[icy apex]

@sinful rune

[simple ore]

good movie but long

[icy apex]

Get this man a christmas hat

[upper shore]

mr jolly already gave me a hat i just haven't put it on yet

everyone say thank you mr. jolly

hohoho thank you mr. jolly

[pale ingot]

i rejected my christmas hat

im evil and fucked up

[icy apex]

OH NO

NOT ME

I NEVER LOST CONTROL

YOURE FACE

TO FACE

WITH THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD

[simple ore]

bad ass skeleton

[pale ingot]

thats a cool fucking skeleton

[grave bronze]

That’s fucking awesome

[primal rapids]

Ah yes Tainted Grail

[grave bronze]

This mf been typing for like 3 minutes

[primal rapids]

I did a parry build in Tainted Grail, one parry deleted an enemy’s entire stamina bar and then they took like triple damage due to my perks and equipment

[frail scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-nightreign-night-reign-nightreign-elden-ring-night-reign-gif-15474301084494358196

parry this

[simple ore]

im doing mage

i saw blood magik

[heady crow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/272246395745075200/1441492786544115752/image.png?ex=6923f885&is=6922a705&hm=9db5b1038ccc71421fdd0b1cdacdd51b9421af6bfd5f1a496ad71f1eeb0431e7&

[solar breach]

i wanna try blood magic but i dont have a gamepad

[primal rapids]

There’s a ring in the early game that can help a lot with bleed builds. ||When you find the Ancient Cromlech, try to reach the top of it.||

Also, make sure to find all the druidic shrines in an area and give them sacrifices

One of my favorite mage sets in terms of fashion is also just ||sitting in a chest in a bandit camp out in the wilderness||

[pale ingot]

batman has aura. a pregnant woman does not

[simple ore]

it's him

[primal rapids]

It’s him, John Taintedgrail

[simple ore]

kong arthoor

sex caliber

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/iheartdeaf-bddl-sign-language-cry-gif-12669160

[primal rapids]

Definitely a good guy, that’s why his armor looks like a ribcage and his gauntlets end in claws

[simple ore]

cause it's cool as hell

[pale ingot]

who gaf if he's evil he looks sick

[primal rapids]

Sauron ass lookin mf

[simple ore]

sauron did have drip tho

normalize good guys getting drip

[placid sail]

"I am not corrupted! What made you think I'm corrupted! "

in a flop's tone

[pale ingot]

||and you're stuck with him|| so might as well accept it

[simple ore]

surely

[primal rapids]

Yep, everything in Avalon is going great and everyone is having a good time

You’re just going to take a leisurely stroll, in and out, easy peasy

[simple ore]

so true

they called me sir camealot

[primal rapids]

He saw, he camealot

[pale ingot]

sir camelot of coolarmorberg

[simple ore]

the dude singing in that cinematic went hard af

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbq66-RlGlI

[pale ingot]

i think the like menu music or whichever one it was is fire

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/shaq-fist-pump-when-jam-comes-on-gif-11693652

[simple ore]

yea that too
im taiking about the resurrection bit

[pale ingot]

homeboy hitting the ginnungagap niflheim muspelheim il is draber falder ymir jotun skaber aser

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-jam-gif-19847626

i dont like the first bit that sounds like an old man moaning i like the CHANT

[deep topaz]

At the soup store

[pale ingot]

suicide tomorrow

https://youtu.be/PskDLbP1x1o as a side note, here's the actual just full song @simple ore

[naive bison]

kill yourself

[naive bison]

conspiracy theorist
uses AI

[visual stirrup]

I can't imagine a bigger sign of weak thinking than

thinking the jews control the media
trusting clankers

[pale ingot]

ai has been making people dumber since its creation and conspiracy theorists are just another victim

[deep topaz]

This has been well known before AI

I guess they're just using it as "proof"

[naive bison]

don't tell them why the towers were insured in the first place

[deep topaz]

AI is only good for being a Google search that gives context on a connecting event

[naive bison]

i love the Just Asking Questions crowd

it's so fun to watch them JAQ off

[sinful rune]

[simple ore]

woah woah hold on now

[deep topaz]

The towers got a brand new fire and terrorism insurance policy 6 months before the event

Those are the only two steel towers in history that fell due to "fire" damage

[visual stirrup]

you can pick one or the other

[simple ore]

the first one obv