🎪bruh-fart

[drifting mantle]

Damn, seeing shit like this makes me even happier that I am who I am

[prisma venture]

Yeah

[manic cave]

Yeah life truly ethier hands you constant Ws or just straight out hates you.

💔

[drifting mantle]

However, I struggelt with source research during my studies. I provide the exact source, but the e-library refers me to everything except the thing I wanted.
Am I so retarded? No, it's the search function that is ass

[manic cave]

Oh real.

[drifting mantle]

Best part: I look the same source up online and find it immedeatly

[placid sail]

war hero is more of a pure blaze of glory, and sole survivor is more of a "I got the medal, sure, but seeing my dead comrades-in-arms every night blame me is not so cash money"

god. every mass effect starts with a pointless concil meeting that ends with "lmao we're not gonna do shit". at this point it's not even thrilling or annoying, but just a waste of time

[drifting mantle]

But at least you have a shiny medal?

[placid sail]

slash me hangs himself on sci-fi noose with the medal lying around

[manic cave]

Cheered when I got to save the others over the council then see them die.

[placid sail]

it's funny how they continue to rub it in your face if you let council die at the end of me1 like it would change shit

bitch your stupid ass council never helps with anything anyway

[manic cave]

Lowk gonna go max good in 1 then slowly crashout at anything alien in 2.

[deep topaz]

Trust me dude these retarded politicians that caused this problem are way more important than a planet of innocents

[manic cave]

Cerberus was 100% right.

[drifting mantle]

Nuke'em

[placid sail]

also kinda weird that I made anderson the councilor, but and he was in me2, but it's udina now again

[solar breach]

ME? AS IN MESSERSCHMITT

I LOVE THE ME 410

[trim shell]

All aliens must die

[placid sail]

which makes sense since I remember that anderson is gonna be a big setpiece in me3, but I expected to at least hear some fluff dialogue like "yeah it was an order an shit"

[trim shell]

https://tenor.com/view/battlefront2-stormtrooper-gif-25791141

[placid sail]

if I got a penny for every retard just today who misstook mass effect abbreviation for something entirely else, I'd have two

which isn't much, but it bewilders me how y'all mfs are dense

[trim shell]

They let people use retard now? I remember being muted for it

[drifting mantle]

[deep topaz]

In other news, sky blue, grass green

[manic cave]

Can use it now yes.

Thankfully.

[trim shell]

Based

[trim shell]

I hate how retarded that company is

[placid sail]

I've heard that new cod is finger licking bad, but haven't been able to experience it yet

[drifting mantle]

What do you mean?

[trim shell]

Months ago called someone retarded and got muted for a week

[manic cave]

Watched penguinz0s vid on it. Shit looks terrible. And it used alot of AI for stuff.

[placid sail]

mods punish for obscene language and anything else, really, strictly on a personal mood basis

[deep topaz]

Campaign has a drug trip kaiju fight, among other things

[placid sail]

there's no rhyme and rhythm, just abide

[primal rapids]

To quote the Big Labowsky, “You’re not wrong, you’re just an asshole!”

[solar breach]

I know what it means I'm just fucking with you

I saw the other one earlier

[primal rapids]

Like if Cerberus wasn’t so stereotypically evil and HARD MEN MAKING HARD CHOICES I would support them, but instead they’re not only stupidly evil but they’re stupidly incompetent about how they commit that evil.

[placid sail]

cerberus are 100% fucking retarded. there's been LOADS of interaction between three games showing past and current races and organizations going "yeah I definitely can play the reapers" and absolutely every time it ended with either indoctrination and becoming a drooling genshin impact slave, or just simple annihilation

Illusive Man going "nah I'd win" is just stupid

[primal rapids]

Something something Cerberus couldn’t run a taco cart

[drifting mantle]

Only blue hair "people" do that

[manic cave]

Yeah that's the only thing abt em that's errr.

[placid sail]

and I hate you

but good hustle I guess

[primal rapids]

Like the only GOOD people in Cerberus are the ones that TIM has lied to about what Cerberus actually does

[drifting mantle]

Who buys CoD and BF anyway these days?

Losers, that's who

[placid sail]

oh god I've just remembered who that ninja fuckboy was at the start of me3

[trim shell]

BF6 good though

[placid sail]

they're gonna shove him in my face the whole game as a token "cooler cerberus shepard"

[drifting mantle]

Too small maps

Dog Shit game

[primal rapids]

I thought the Shepard clone during the Citadel DLC was supposed to be that

[drifting mantle]

Last good BF was BF One, because I could bash in French skulls with a shovel

[deep topaz]

BF1 was peak

[trim shell]

Id play it but i gotta buy like an ungodly amount of yakuza games (I only own 0,1,2,dead souls) gotta buy the rest of the franchise which wont be cheap lol

[placid sail]

which ME it was in

because I forgor

[quaint ore]

ME 3

[primal rapids]

Speaking of factions in video games I think I’m going to side with the Ward on this S2 run. Scar is funny haha brain damage man but he’s also batshit insane and his ending is the worst

[trim shell]

I wish scar stayed MIA tbh

[placid sail]

this is ridiculous, now there's THREE of us!

[deep topaz]

I like your ass Morgan

[spring quail]

fuck me morgan

[primal rapids]

Legion enters the room, having scavenged even more of your armor from somewhere.

Make that four, Shepard-Commander

[placid sail]

also I've just friendship-fondled the annoying reporter into harassing Council officials to help Earth

truly I am a legend and a titan of self-restraint, that "press LMB to slap a hoe" was blinking there the whole time

[placid sail]

Legion gets a pass, he's a homie

the other two are getting biotic assault'ed

[placid sail]

OH MY GOD

IT'S HER

[manic cave]

????

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect3-report-to-the-ship-as-soon-as-possible-well-bang-ok-gif-17369371

[primal rapids]

Battletits

[placid sail]

BATTLETIIIIIITS

[drifting mantle]

Fly Jets and you know what I mean

[manic cave]

Ah ok now I get where your coming from.

[primal rapids]

Any news I get from the UK these days makes me wonder if I’m actually in a parody

[placid sail]

hot take, the whole continuous theme of "shepard is guilt tripping over some kid dying on Earth" is a bit gauche

[deep topaz]

Air tax, blink tax, water tax, thinking tax

[placid sail]

I get it that you gotta make the third part the most climactic and thrilling but come on. thousands of dead colonists during collectors' run and grabs, literally turned into soylent, 300 000 dead space romanians, many other sacrifices and fails

has shepard only developed proper PTSD by the third part? he either would have had it already by now or not at all

[arctic pawn]

[naive bison]

is that charlie kirk?

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-stewie-really-gtfoh-gif-13044903

[arctic pawn]

it really looks like him

[naive bison]

is that george floyd???

[arctic pawn]

damn i didnt noticed that

WHAT

[simple ore]

mooooods

[arctic pawn]

lmao bro's using face filter

[vale sand]

looking ass

[simple ore]

indie horror game general sam

[vale sand]

[desert idol]

this is why SH3 is the best game in the series

[spring quail]

im glad im not the only one

[sour inlet]

bread 👍

[primal rapids]

Are you SURE it’s bread though?

[primal rapids]

Listen, it’s okay to like women with a bit of meat on their bones but there has to be a line somewhere

[simple ore]

you jelly

[deep topaz]

Hummina hummina awooga

[primal rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/farnsworth-futurama-gif-5319799

[simple ore]

somehow a worst post than mine

ai slop digimoon gooning

[eager igloo]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[simple ore]

just kill yourself

your mom won't be sad at that point nothing is holding you back

[deep topaz]

This food poisoning makes me want to

[primal rapids]

And not even one of the Digimon that look human

[river zealot]

ai slop

[deep topaz]

I get it

I'm in too much pain to look for better stuff

[primal rapids]

I like how people would somehow respect it more if it was hand-drawn furry gooning

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/gunshot-gun-bullet-gun-fire-slow-motion-gif-1350622951632937821

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/638412815480389652/1440014523250638958/ezgif-73f970bfc8241f7f.gif

[stone blade]

would

[river zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1202396018054926336/1231691049051750582/caption_1-1.gif

[crude oak]

dude i watched his another video, it clearly is

[simple ore]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/308781568942407680/1009861179730034799/3sof.gif

[crude oak]

he just keeps the face swap filter while making videos

[primal rapids]

TIL they added a mosin to S2 so I can finally kill power armored brainwashed super soldiers with a wooden bolt action rifle as my forefathers intended

[simple ore]

they did add it

[stone blade]

first one is good others are mid

or so I've heard

[primal kayak]

[quaint ore]

i needed insane strength of will to not call you 14 different racial slurs here and now

[primal rapids]

Do it. You can have a little racism as a treat

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/VZTu6DY.jpeg

[primal rapids]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/1963253127206805891

Good Willsmith (@GoodWillsmith)

wild shit happening on birdsong instagram right now. they have located the Autechre of birds. give this bird an Orange Milk tape. put this bird in the GRM
︀︀
︀︀ppl love plugging synths into mushrooms when using a bird as a sampler was right there

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[spring quail]

screenshot from a godless universe

[pale ingot]

hand drawn has soul

ai generated does not

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/the-seventh-seal-ingmar-bergman-gif-4516052851306363127

how it feels opening this chat and seeing absolute state of this place after delight got turned into a martyr

[eager igloo]

He was rightfully taken by death

(Actually chills in the grunge)

[quaint ore]

FUCK ME IT WAS ALMOST A YEAR AGO

[primal rapids]

Onboarding for my new job, they're asking for my pronouns

Unfortunately Attack Helicopter is not an option I can select

[quaint ore]

abortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabortabort

[eager igloo]

Go non binary for attention and become unfirable

[primal kayak]

Yeah, and you may get a small bonus or some shit

[heady crow]

goat film

[deep topaz]

Say you have no pronouns. Only speak to and about you with your name

[rare mica]

It's mimicry of noises it hears

[toxic sundial]

yall hear pronouns and get retarted I swear

[heady crow]

ah yes the royal raskas raketinheitin 298 rsrakh 06 company

[austere shadow]

AI furry goonslop

[deep topaz]

My pronouns are king/his holiness

[toxic sundial]

holy shit it's the 18th

wasnt halloween like 2 days ago

[austere shadow]

I feel like halloween never happened

I don't celebrate satanistic events

[pale ingot]

what did satan do to you buddy

[primal kayak]

I would rather get freaky with satan than god

[toxic sundial]

halloween would be pagan if anything

[toxic sundial]

hell christmas is pretty pagan

[heady crow]

only performative christians complain about events being pagan and whatever

[quaint ore]

my ass is too anti social to go into a packed gym

(that and i dont want to spend 2 hours on a 30 minute workout)

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873839479314591764/1440314654583689237/chadolfrizzler271k2025_11_17_17_46_1677def870-08d3-4db7-8ff4-0599383ae539.mp4?ex=691db50d&is=691c638d&hm=a52004184a04f07b046eeb79a13018e3859d0265b1f539c8340e3af8f553493e&

[deep topaz]

I think it would be interesting if you could modify normally unmodifiable parts in raid in tarkov, but only if you brought gunsmithing tools. You could strip guns right down to the lower and leave with a bunch of lowers that you can build back up in the hideout

[heady crow]

i think that would be horrible

[pale ingot]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/G1ec2mwWgAAR0lD.gif

[primal kayak]

Some mayor wanted to ban pumpkin carving during halloween cuz christians don't do this and shit

[toxic sundial]

it's only illegal if it's trying to implicate someone else. Idiot is wrong

[quaint ore]

tell me you have no clue what your job is for without telling me you got no clue what your job is for

[primal kayak]

[deep topaz]

Idiot has a gun so they make the rules

[toxic sundial]

always remember, cops can legally lie to you.

[pale ingot]

idiot is a woman with a gun. this is dangerous and volatile and therefore rules must be respected

[heady crow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRJ5QXpDd9V/?igsh=MWFmN2U4czF3OGVjZQ==

[toxic sundial]

provide necessary Id and registration and then don't say anything without a lawyer present ever

[minor cypress]

I would just strip lowers for high tier guns, sprinkle the other parts that aren't valuable across the map, then resell the recievers at a markup price.

[quaint ore]

i genuinely dont get whats this fetish americans got to fuck with cops

like bro just fucking show your id and registration and move on with your day, if you got any issues go to the court.

[deep topaz]

I would rather be violently molested by 13 big brolic black cops than be pulled over by a female

[minor cypress]

Either way, you pay me twice or funnily get all your parts back one piece at a time

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DRLIIs2jzDp/

[pale ingot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1440105269328875732/ssstwitter.com_1763414564749.mp4?ex=691cf20c&is=691ba08c&hm=a95b384d3ea29349ddfb5f0fb5740444c1dd8879ec6febf361c4442b11bb8561&

the cop:

[deep topaz]

Yes

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/873839479314591764/1440341116929966121/HNjaXUtwR8TxaSAMTQFsytyrWG98s1e7.png?ex=691dcdb2&is=691c7c32&hm=1dbfa75474636f64706d7db2498d8fbf18de3deb481d92e95b8b707d05c0b3be&

[minor cypress]

Alot of small town speedtrap shenanigans, random lying about BS, or ballbusting for no reason breeds resentment.

[toxic sundial]

just hope an acorn doesn't fall nearby

[primal rapids]

That didn't take long

[minor cypress]

Usually better to be polite but firm and have your shit in order.

[heady crow]

yo he got the gigablicky?

[primal rapids]

Glock with a switch is back on the menu, boys!

[spring quail]

looks printed?

[toxic sundial]

there's also something about this country that makes the average person retarded, factor that in

[quaint ore]

"we need to defund the police" mf's when they realise they also defunded competence assurance and instructors

[toxic sundial]

posting felonies in the discord

[pale ingot]

uneducated opinion, it might be the food

[heady crow]

its all fine till officer chad thundercock pulls up and tells you to "step out of your vee-hickle" with no one around

[toxic sundial]

Turn that shit over let me see the internals

[spring quail]

frt singularity will replace glock switches within 5 years

[toxic sundial]

Is it airsoft

[quaint ore]

you will be fine as long as you are white

[primal rapids]

To properly see if it's a felony, right?

[toxic sundial]

frts don't go on glocks

[spring quail]

they go on other guns and can be made for almost anything like the taurus tx22

[toxic sundial]

No I could then tell if it's a fucking BB gun or not lmao

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmjsbeRWC3A

i believe in frt singularity supremacy

[deep topaz]

Most people don't like cops because they're basically immune to any sort of punishment for harassing someone over something retarded

[spring quail]

i love autism engineers making one for everything

[toxic sundial]

depends, most frts work on gas operated guns. It'd be weird to get the recoil operation from a handgun to work without significantly increasing chance of failure I think

[minor cypress]

Last time i got pulled over was the ominous "taillight was out" (it was fine) + 20 questions where i was coming and going. As i smelled like a coffee shop. With my uniform and bag from work. After a clopen shift. 4 min after leaving the parking lot.

[deep topaz]

And in small towns you find cops with egos that would make Homelander blush

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[spring quail]

there will be revolver with frt within 50 years or ill kill myself

"but how does that work"

it just will

you'll see

[toxic sundial]

I believe

[fickle moat]

B-but he trained for two whole weeks before starting field work!11!1!!1

[spring quail]

t. recent ball game trooper video

[deep topaz]

Maybe a battery operated cylinder rotation device where it cocks the hammer automatically

[toxic sundial]

show me the underside

[primal rapids]

There are semi automatic revolvers like the Mateba Unica 6.

Just not fully automatic. Yet.

[spring quail]

i want a chiappa rhino

[fickle moat]

Watch the ATF trying to ban fingers after they discover bump-firing

[primal rapids]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mateba_Autorevolver

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/crying-one-piece-anime-gif-4502646032764566609

[spring quail]

this looks cooler

even if its not semi

SA/DA

[primal rapids]

It's basically the same fucking gun made by the same fucking person

It's like trying to say the Browning Hi-Power is cooler than the Colt 1911

[toxic sundial]

I want

A Ruger vaquero

[spring quail]

ok well i like the ak-103 over an akm

you gonna fight me?

[deep topaz]

The hi power has a much better mag size

[simple ore]

i don't beat the disabled

[lusty hazel]

i beat the disabled and enabled

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/jahmongus-girlkyz-xibily-jahsara-gif-5506370535057314074

[toxic sundial]

I also want

a 1897 trenchgun

[spring quail]

are there actually still 40 slow and weak enjoyers

[toxic sundial]

.40s&w is for cucks and fools

[primal rapids]

Reject revolvers, return to pepperboxes

[toxic sundial]

"we need something better than 9mm"
"aight here's 10mm"
"too much, make it like a 9mm instead"

[spring quail]

is that a fake waterbottle type deal

thats cool

[toxic sundial]

thus the most retarded round ever devised

[simple ore]

it's the goofy ahh armored core gun

[primal rapids]

The one no one uses because the Zimmerman exists

[simple ore]

im more of a spas 12 guy

[primal rapids]

Even in the grim darkness of a mech-obsessed timeline, the SPAS-12 endures

[simple ore]

i saw that

[narrow lotus]

Wtf

[spring quail]

forever winter has giant AK's

[primal rapids]

There's even a SPAS-12 in the game about space robot lesbians

[spring quail]

is that signalis or

[primal rapids]

Yes

[spring quail]

i never played

but have

[primal rapids]

Literally a SPAS-12 with a different stock

[pale ingot]

whats all this then

[primal rapids]

The shotgun in the space robot lesbian game

[spring quail]

half life spas12 is definitive version

[pale ingot]

ppssfshh.. whatever

[primal rapids]

And how about the SPAS-12 is in everything

[simple ore]

fear 1 spas

cinema

[spring quail]

i thought i'd be able to just go buy one when i was a kid

[primal rapids]

Even in mech games

[simple ore]

the goat

[solar breach]

Just like jd vance in ai images

[spring quail]

what do we think about the benelli m3

[primal rapids]

Fun fact about the SPAS-12. Due to the weird firearm registration laws in Italy, the SPAS-12 is classified as a hunting shotgun

[simple ore]

it's funny that i tried it when doing that first boss
i didn't know it was this op and legit did him second try

first one left him at 20%%

[little mirage]

The fuck you meta stick in online pvp

[solar breach]

They tried to pass it off as a sport shotgun to get past the federal weapon ban but it didn't work

They attempted to change its name to Sport Purpose Automatic Shotgun

[primal rapids]

Meanwhile me using two of these things with a high energy weapon spec generator

YEHEAH BOI

[solar breach]

The actual name is the Special Purpose Automatic Shotgun

[spring quail]

What is the special purpose

[solar coral]

booger

[primal rapids]

Being in every action movie and sci-fi game ever

[simple ore]

i didn't like energy weapons that much

[solar breach]

Well it had 2 firing modes and the pump mode could be used for lower pressure rounds, like rubber pellets

[simple ore]

that one shoulder weapon was sick

[little mirage]

Evil. Now use the wheelchair

[simple ore]

otherwise didn't use them much

[solar breach]

So riot control

Also cop drivebys

Thanks to the hook brace

[spring quail]

Should I buy a $500 m4 clone

(Shotgun)

[deep topaz]

I remember shooting a rubber slug out of my saiga clone one day. Thought it squibbed cause it was so quiet

[simple ore]

shoutout tank treads for carrying me in the arena

[solar breach]

We have those for like 350 here

[little mirage]

Now that I think about it. Its the main shotgun of lost planet (sci fi game)

[primal rapids]

For a second I thought you were talking about the M4 carbine and I was like "where the fuck did you find one of those for $500?"

[little mirage]

God damn

[solar coral]

PLAY LETHALDOSE

[simple ore]

fuck fromsoft for not allowing cross platform codes

[solar breach]

The CIA in black neighborhoods

[primal rapids]

Ultra-instinct S-ranker hitting me directly with a Majestic, unaimed in midair

[solar coral]

Xbox ladder so small that promo'ing to S immediately gets you into S dominant

[simple ore]

idc about pvp

just the ac data

[solar coral]

I got to top 50 with lethaldose

[simple ore]

found so many sick ones just to see "ps4"

[solar coral]

heres a diagram of how

[little mirage]

I dropped the pvp after 15 consecutive loses (i usually get paired with the japanese). Is the cancer meta still on?

[solar coral]

fun fact, the japanese have a completely different meta

due to fromsoft netcode

[primal rapids]

And then there was the time I did a playthrough while being based and Balampilled

[simple ore]

does AC have the face stab

[solar coral]

but ngl theres like 3 whole players that know how to use their builds in japan rn and one of them is a nazi

btw you guys like my emblem?

[simple ore]

[little mirage]

Wtf do you mean by netcode tho

[solar coral]

so

quickboost is useless in non japanese PVP

because you cant react

cuz attacker sided netcode

[primal rapids]

My etsujin cancer build before it got nerfed (it's still disgusting)

[simple ore]

here's my migu machine

[solar coral]

lethaldose just takes advantage of that lmfa with the 2 most attacker sided weapons in game

[stoic girder]

0 tickets, 0 arrests, 7 shootings

[solar coral]

@primal rapids get on customs rn imma glorp you

[primal rapids]

My other based and Balampilled build

[solar coral]

ET
not tetra

maim tetra is why lamm is current meta btw

[primal rapids]

Are lamm rats still a thing?

[solar coral]

no, lamms can just aggro you now they're so powerful

rebula + ET + aurora on a lamm WILL beat anything if the player isnt

(spoiler alert, alot of people are glorptarded against lethaldose)

[solar coral]

average balkan

[tidal trellis]

L for losing but yikes on stabbing irl part

[coarse bear]

Noob

[stoic girder]

Imagine the ragebait.

I know he got stabbed but he still won.

[spring quail]

i think i have like 4 knife kills in css

then again all i played after a while was cs_crackhouse 24/7 with the m249

[tidal trellis]

I only played against bots with my friend in csgo never could get into it

[spring quail]

i really only played custom maps in css like deathruns or some bullshit that lets you have a pirate ship battle

its 11:37 am

[toxic sundial]

i think if you make a game that runs worse on modern consoles than bf1 or rdr2 did on the fucking PS4 you should blasted into the sun

new law if I'm president ever

[spring quail]

if im president ever you have to make old games on pc and exclusives also on pc

[deep topaz]

We should have a SCP foundation where horrific criminals have to do human trials like "how much UV light does it take to get 3rd degree burns"

[spring quail]

solve human medical trial time period overnight

just become umbrella corp

[primal rapids]

I have already started Weyland-Yutani

[deep topaz]

We have made the super ultra killing machine creature that could wipe out humanity overnight. We're keeping it locked away inside a rusty iron cage, but it'll never escape

It escaped

[spring quail]

i want more movies in the alienverse

doesnt have to be xenomorph centric, just expand on the cool grungry cassette futurism grimdark shit

[spring quail]

thankfully an average build white woman with a beretta pistol took care of it

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430848076601622530/1440365557336506498/583314097_1399185698234964_8615001915211291657_n.png?ex=691de475&is=691c92f5&hm=0701a16788f58d847286e7173a460c32e2aa766d707d96a9ed49dbc6fbad1d00&

[spring quail]

where is aws

[somber sandal]

literally the coconut png

[coarse bear]

Literally false rumour about TF2

:0

[somber sandal]

idc

it spiraled out of control

it became its own meme

[coarse bear]

Shounic video is now mandatory to study

[icy apex]

are you lost, boy?

[somber sandal]

wot

[icy apex]

doge in brainfart

[coarse bear]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLx_3bON0Mw

[somber sandal]

wait why the FUCK am i here ?

[coarse bear]

Additionally https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67LPSFtVlsk

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/jim-unzip-gif-13354608

[somber sandal]

oh its cuz of the fucking shit you've sent me sound

[icy apex]

too late

[somber sandal]

about breezy

BYEEEEEEE

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/slv-gld-gif-18076827

[spring quail]

https://i.imgur.com/VT5ql2s.png

tfw mangozines text wont fit

[toxic sundial]

that actually happened except it wasn't scp foundation and it wasn't horrific criminals

[drifting mantle]

He's back?!?!

https://tenor.com/view/stroke-cool-gif-27292157

[somber sandal]

no

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-squarepants-nickelodeon-sigh-phew-gif-2149481664413954259

[icy apex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/798500008793079840/1402405183950164101/caption.gif

[naive bison]

https://x.com/UziCryptoo/status/1990438527704912323

Uzi (@UziCryptoo)

Sadly, no one showed up for my crypto presentation at the library today.

Bummer.

Thanks to University of North Texas for inviting me.

X · Nov 17, 2025, 3:15 PM

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/rtbm-mangos-mango-meme-gif-2622587602874209309

[toxic sundial]

honse

[heady crow]

i thought he was gonna do a backflip

like a flip on his back

[toxic sundial]

also thought that

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-backflip-gif-10941923

[naive bison]

that's genuinely terrifying

[toxic sundial]

hl2 can legally drink in the us

[pale ingot]

RKO

[solar breach]

Who waits to legally drink anyway

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/wwe-world-wrestling-entertainment-john-cena-john-cena-wwe-wwe-john-cena-gif-2177990333141032971

[toxic sundial]

not me I was shining at 15

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-office-comedy-dwight-cowboy-yeehaw-gif-5137518382016789200

[solar breach]

I got piss drunk a few times at 15 but then learned about my genetic liability to alcoholism so I slowed down

[toxic sundial]

I do yeehaw on occasion

[heady crow]

you should have proved your genes wrong

[eager igloo]

Dreaming about a beer with john halflife2

[toxic sundial]

the question is would gorgon feedman be a square or not

he is a doctor 3 times over or smthn

[heady crow]

imagine going to your local and boom theres half life 2 for pc

[ruby minnow]

i do the alonso yeehaw

can't wait to eat a hotdog

[eager igloo]

Ayo this band slaps

[toxic sundial]

arent you like turkish

[ruby minnow]

yeah so what?

[toxic sundial]

I didn't know they yeehaw

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-hahaha-gif-22505124

[ruby minnow]

hey i can drive a big v8 and be ignorant too

[heady crow]

yeah Asagraum is alright

[toxic sundial]

okay yeah but like there's ignorant and then there is American ignorant

competitive retardation

idk if you could keep up

[ruby minnow]

this is why i said alonso yeehaw

its not an american yeehaw

[toxic sundial]

speaking of I need a new gun belt

[toxic sundial]

good thing I'm too ignorant to know what that means

[spring quail]

https://www.amazon.com/JUKMO-Release-Tactical-Military-Seatbelt/dp/B09Y63W1P2?th=1&psc=1

[ruby minnow]

he's the greatest rookie in F1

[spring quail]

i use this buddy

[drifting mantle]

@grizzled meadow @narrow lotus Get in the Gabagool

[spring quail]

works well for smol paddle owb

[toxic sundial]

if it ain't nascar I don't want it

[ruby minnow]

i like nascar too

[pale ingot]

freakin it in china again

[icy apex]

whateva happened to gary coopah

the strong silent type

[toxic sundial]

sorry I should've specified, I need a new buscadero belt

[toxic sundial]

I don't I'm just being stupid

[ruby minnow]

ah

[toxic sundial]

I think racing is p boring ngl

[ruby minnow]

of course

whatever you say buddy

[toxic sundial]

similar to golf but a little less crunge

[spring quail]

lol ive got an ooooooold leather one with a 22lr bandolier my grandpa had

[heady crow]

here he is

[spring quail]

idk where the revolver itself went

[icy apex]

UP IN DA CLUB

[toxic sundial]

vro same, great great granpappys gun belt from like 1905 is in my basement lmao

[toxic sundial]

dude had to have been skinny cause it don't fit me or my dad

[spring quail]

my paw was big as fuck

gun belt has fit no other man

as in it just falls off anyone who tries to put it on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XE9lhjfbCJo

drinking at noon got me like

[toxic sundial]

also a .38 I think but it apparently hasn't worked in decades

[spring quail]

let me go break and enter my mom's shitty safe to show you my grandpas guns

[heady crow]

thats wrong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrF4nF8VUb4

it should get you like this

[spring quail]

i changed my mind i dont wanna get up

[spring quail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMh9vU4g0jc

it really has me like this

i just got sad for a second

[heady crow]

this is what i hear when i open the first beer at 2pm on a wednesday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMkwuz0iXQg

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/george-lopez-gif-4259453161044140059

[heady crow]

whos that

[spring quail]

george lopez

low rider is his tv show intro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSYhTAWJ7S8

suddenly i feel like

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnsDcp8AmRk

i have the house to myself for 5 more days

[solar breach]

Low Rider was my favorite song as a kid

[spring quail]

i think mine was get born again by alice in chains

[deep topaz]

I have a very similar belt from this exact brand. Works very well

[spring quail]

i barely even noticed my gun was equipped when i was wearing it last night

v sturdy

[quaint ore]

my youtube home page is amazing

[deep topaz]

I also had a 12 second fart just now. Felt wonderful

[spring quail]

wtf happened to your internal organs that you have enough gas trapped for a 12 second fart

are you just massive

[deep topaz]

Food poisoning

I've been blasting out both ends

[spring quail]

thats fair

[deep topaz]

Threw up probably half a gallon of water at 3 AM

[spring quail]

my favorite was the alcohol poisoning of december 2023

there was a big ice storm and i couldnt leave my house by car

[spring quail]

so, on 1hp, i shambled outside like a zombie and cleared the driveway so i could kansai dorifto through my neighborhood to drive myself to the hospital

the 3 days leading up to that were literal hell. i couldn't keep anything down

had to do quick-time events to catch a breath

then they put me on sodium chloride at the hospital and i felt like superman after flying through the sun

[prisma venture]

shalom

yall

[prisma venture]

u aslo use the crosshair that u got after welding?

[grave bronze]

Personally I enjoy inhaling zinc oxide fumes from welding galvanized steel

[prisma venture]

sahh zinc

😋

our teacher showed us how it looks like when u weld it

[heady crow]

safety squint

[prisma venture]

it does pertty lines in the air

[spring quail]

i had a guy do some metalwork bullshit on my company truck's stuck liftgate with 0 saftey

he saftey squinted and i watched a spark fly directly into his eye

[grave bronze]

That’s the price of freedom

[spring quail]

he was old as shit too so i felt bad

[prisma venture]

skill issuie

[grave bronze]

God deemed him unworthy

[spring quail]

it was at a trailer fabrication/repair shop

he made $95 an hour if the placard on the counter was to be believed

[grave bronze]

Holy shit

[prisma venture]

the fuck

[spring quail]

$95/hr for one position and $145/hr for the other

[prisma venture]

thats em CEO pay

[spring quail]

the actual work probably isnt long

[grave bronze]

145 an hour that has to be nepo pay or something

[prisma venture]

145

i only dream of money like that

[spring quail]

https://www.trailerspecialist.net/

you can go here and look at the placard on the counter in person

im not versed in that shit so idk but someone's getting the big bucks

[prisma venture]

ohh u are from project zomboid i see

[grave bronze]

Emts and paramedics make like $25/hr dude what the hell

[lusty hazel]

my neck is red but my collar is blue

[prisma venture]

this your school?

[grave bronze]

I chose the wrong fucking career

[prisma venture]

i work like a dog to keep my family feed

[spring quail]

im assuming these guys aren't getting paid for an 8 hour workday

[grave bronze]

It’s usually 12

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison @thick wadi @thorny folio @vale sand

[spring quail]

no the trailer guys

with their posted rates

no way they're getting paid that much to work 40/week

[grave bronze]

Is that markiplier

Also fair but like still holy shit

145 feels

A bit much

[prisma venture]

a bit much?

[grave bronze]

I’m just jealous

[prisma venture]

lmao

[spring quail]

if im downtown again for whatever reason ill drop by and take a picture of the placard

[prisma venture]

i want that money

[grave bronze]

I wanna spend money on crack

[prisma venture]

crack and beer?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1173455945951608902/1173455970567983114/pusrytis.gif

[placid sail]

despicable ai slop

curse be on ye lineage

[grave bronze]

Nah just crack, doc says I can’t drink

[prisma venture]

doc? dont lisen to that guy i know better

[prisma venture]

how about we go on pint today

[grave bronze]

Sir yes sir

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/nothing-ever-happens-would-you-look-at-the-time-chudjak-nothing-always-bet-on-nothing-gif-7519736555744720052

[grave bronze]

Also look at this little idiot

[prisma venture]

whats your favorit drug sir?

[grave bronze]

I enjoy stimulants and amphetamines

[river zealot]

@placid sail

[prisma venture]

based

[river zealot]

Isnt steam updating tommorow?

I want to believe

[spring quail]

today (tuesday) is weekly maintenance day

[river zealot]

True

[coarse bear]

https://stupidpenisx.com/OneMoreBenjamin/status/1990698369329869015

OneMoreBenjamin (@OneMoreBenjamin)

Replaying Half-Life: Alyx for no particular reason

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 18, 2025, 8:27 AM

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/body-cam-off-gif-8501022082645951308

[spring quail]

https://tenor.com/view/crimson-gif-5051678

[coarse bear]

Been seeing this guy pretty often in automod :)

Whole lotta Nathans

[prisma venture]

wdym automod

[quaint ore]

HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPEHOPEHOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPEHOPEHOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE

[lusty hazel]

COPE

[lusty hazel]

valve would never

[river zealot]

Anyway

Gn chap

[quaint ore]

i WAS MAKING THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES

[quaint ore]

gn

HOPE

REMEMBER ARTEM

HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPEHOPEHOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPEHOPEHOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE
HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE HOPE

[spring quail]

get shit on

[river zealot]

HOPE

[coarse bear]

He beefed it
He fucked it all up for us

[prisma venture]

dry u dont like Officer Caccius Thundercock?

[deep topaz]

Worry not, Bethesda is designing one as we speak

[lusty hazel]

watch it be deadlock

[spring quail]

ill probably play deadlock tbh

[quaint ore]

i am gonna hang myself now

[grave bronze]

Seven my beloved

[placid sail]

really should have paid attention to that "extremely sensitive to any damage" part

[grave bronze]

Enshittification

[prisma venture]

tf is orbs

[deep topaz]

I've lost at least 6 pounds from yesterday because of this food poisoning. Most likely 8

[grave bronze]

I don’t fucking know

[prisma venture]

tf u ate

[grave bronze]

Like discord premium currency

[prisma venture]

discord what

[deep topaz]

A bad turkey wrap from the hospital

[grave bronze]

You earn em by watching ads n shit

[prisma venture]

discord has prem now??

[prisma venture]

sue them

u are american right?

[spring quail]

wtf can we use premium currency in a chat client for

[prisma venture]

oh

i might know

[spring quail]

pay 500 doubloons to say a racial slur and nobody can touch you?

[prisma venture]

u can buy the fuckin

skins and shit

[prisma venture]

i would pay a lot money for that

[spring quail]

the same person that uses client skins is the same person that owns a pastel keyboard that doesn't have a numpad

[prisma venture]

this is what i mean its all gae and shit

[heady crow]

muscle mass or something else

[deep topaz]

Water and shit

[prisma venture]

[heady crow]

w

[primal kayak]

I would voice my opinion but I'm afraid of the consuquences

[prisma venture]

[deep topaz]

I ate a bowl of cereal and I've still managed to keep it down

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-try-not-to-laugh-gif-7682731162751353849

[heady crow]

i would pay good money to make discord ui as simple as possible. I really dislike the new fonts that people can put on their names

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cassius-thundercock-officer-thundercock-gif-10658420030948029320

[spring quail]

what the fuck do you have to do to get a jaw like that

what genes

what do his parents look like

[prisma venture]

oh u cant see my pfp?

nooo

[heady crow]

i have to click on your profile for that :(

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mog-statue-mogger-mogging-mewing-gif-4726236665805485045

You have to mogg

[prisma venture]

thats Officer Caccius Thundercock

[heady crow]

have your bodycam off since the gulf war prolly

[primal kayak]

What's a mogg

[prisma venture]

i still have it wraped

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mog-mogged-looksmaxxing-pilot-gforce-gif-11367779667686026360

[heady crow]

mines materials are still being mined in congo or somewhere

[primal kayak]

Ah

He locked in

[prisma venture]

body cam whats that you speak spanish boy?

[drifting mantle]

You train your jaw line

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/sigma-boy-mewing-mewing-god-jawline-best-jawline-gif-3582189448456478631

[drifting mantle]

there is special bubble gum and other stuff that you can use to train

[primal kayak]

I wonder where the jaw line takes the trains

[heady crow]

no mogging is when someone else is so much better than someone else its insane

[spring quail]

I LAY CACCIUS THUNDERCOCK IN ATTACK MODE

[prisma venture]

that bubble gum that will actualy destroy your jaw becuse u cant even destroy it with piliers

yeah that

[prisma venture]

missing cigs

[prisma venture]

and beer

[heady crow]

i chew the rope attachment for jaw gains

[drifting mantle]

It also grinds your teeth down

[prisma venture]

yeah

its gae

[deep topaz]

I bought a 90 pack of that gum

It's unfortunately not really that difficult to chew

At least for me

[drifting mantle]

its based
trading teeth for a magnificent jaw line? I take that deal

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009068817974050867/1440396131342483616/IMG_0232.jpg?ex=691e00ee&is=691caf6e&hm=b77e9a7e7217899efccb506cb61edac33a0a05eb574d9e35460cf6ef65f41df9&

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/giga-chad-gigachad-meme-giga-talk-talkmeme-gif-27266504

[deep topaz]

It's not a piece of metal, it won't break teeth

[deep topaz]

My mom can't chew it but that's not exactly surprising. 60 something lady

[drifting mantle]

Show us your jaw line

[spring quail]

breaking =/= wearing down

[quaint ore]

https://tenor.com/view/cassius-thundercock-bodycam-off-officer-police-officer-body-cam-gif-2479755902907682277

[heady crow]

guy worked for blackwater too apparently

[prisma venture]

@drifting mantle @spring quail @heady crow @grave bronze

[heady crow]

in the 2000s

[deep topaz]

I have a thick beard so I can't really see my jawline

[quaint ore]

that motherfucker 100% has a k/d ratio

[prisma venture]

speakin spanish son

[heady crow]

doesent know the concept of friendly fire

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-absolute-cinema-meme-martin-scorsese-meme-martin-scorsese-absolute-cinema-gif-7188464701423971028

[prisma venture]

based hello?

true

true

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/dante-dante-devil-may-cry-devil-may-cry5-hello-hello-based-department-gif-26042779

[prisma venture]

i liked this guy actualy

[grave bronze]

I love downloading spoilered shit on mobile so i cant unspoiler it

[prisma venture]

to bad he will get muted by the state

[prisma venture]

https://media.tenor.com/2H6q6yF9u2AAAAAj/pepe-fridge.gif

[prisma venture]

YUNO MILES

u got 4 wheeler?

[grave bronze]

Naw

[prisma venture]

dont worry i got u

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH7uVz1vYWQ

[spring quail]

i used to spam his pizzeria song when i worked at a pizza joint not too long ago

my arab boss didnt know wtf it was

[prisma venture]

indiana jones was aslo peak

[grave bronze]

True art

[spring quail]

It’s time to set Amazon on fire

[deep topaz]

Pizza joint owned by an Arab? Interesting

[spring quail]

they changed "Mandatory extra time" to "Scheduled extra time"

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/cyber-punk-gif-19516959

[prisma venture]

here is normal

lol

and some kebabs shop are owned by indians thats kinda funny

[drifting mantle]

Mama mia piccolini!

[primal kayak]

Do you guys think that different colored cables taste different

[spring quail]

pretty normal if its a hole in the wall type joint

[prisma venture]

depends

if its normal cabel like power it taste funny

[spring quail]

yes

[prisma venture]

but like ethernet cable is kinda different

like spicy

[primal kayak]

Ah

Thanks

[prisma venture]

also we got the white apple cables they are fancy tho

[spring quail]

this was the best airheads flavor

why?

they tasted like goth girl armpits

[prisma venture]

[grave bronze]

I genuinely hate watermelon flavored candy, it tastes like shit every time

[prisma venture]

anyone else watching EWU bodycam vidoes?

[eager igloo]

Optic fiber is very tasty you should try it

[prisma venture]

thats what in sayin

[prisma venture]

😋

[fossil swan]

wtf is this dogshit

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252586517948272650/1364196950060302477/caption-2.gif

[grave bronze]

Idk man

[verbal needle]

It's peak dogshit

[grave bronze]

It’s dogshit but it’s funny

[fossil swan]

this is better

[icy apex]

billions, trillions of carefully handmade copper circuits welded together

[icy apex]

...all for porn

[prisma venture]

i like this yeen guy

[grave bronze]

Suboptimal

[grave bronze]

Yayyyy

[prisma venture]

just noticed your bio yeen

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-disappointed-disgusting-disgusted-looking-gif-6561690286467128067

[grave bronze]

Hey man, nobody’s perfect

[prisma venture]

i am

[spring quail]

you're not cool enough to post blade runner

[grave bronze]

Real af

[prisma venture]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/730992746663510089/1130764337129193593/imageedit_12_7898535784.gif

[grave bronze]

Well I mean my cats are perfect

[toxic sundial]

ik it's a skill issue probably but I'm so frustrated by how people just don't go down in tarkov. And then the problem is compounded by how much I do not have faith in my weapon at all

[eager igloo]

He doesnt even know ideal gas equation

[prisma venture]

check dms

[toxic sundial]

I play insurgency sandstorm and I'll drop 25-5 easy, cause when you shoot a guy he goes down

[spring quail]

upgrade to rifle caliber. im choosing to use 9mm and shotguns

[eager igloo]

His jacket is banger tho

[verbal needle]

Uh skill checks notes issue

[toxic sundial]

You can put 14 rounds in a mfer and he will be just 1 tap you back

[grave bronze]

I stopped playing tarkov awhile ago

[spring quail]

or try gray zone warfare pve

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/joe-biden-presidential-debate-huh-confused-gif-9508832355999336631

[grave bronze]

Shit made me wanna kill myself but not in a fun way

[spring quail]

HHS is goated

[grave bronze]

Stalker makes me wanna kill myself in a fun way

[toxic sundial]

i miss him 😔

[verbal needle]

What the Frick dude

[spring quail]

you can heartshot people in gzw to 1hk

or make them bleed out in multiple spots

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/big-trouble-if-i-speak-if-i-speak-i-am-in-big-trouble-speak-big-gif-23519858

[fallow trellis]

clip was good until the femboy started yapping at the end

[toxic sundial]

but like i don't even want to get into a fight, ik I'm just gonna do 650 armor damage before being brained

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/dale-walking-dead-i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-gif-3136629546574604277

[grizzled meadow]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

Better version

[icy apex]

you are cursed in a good way, falco

[prisma venture]

takes one to know one

[icy apex]

spotify autoplay loves you

[heady crow]

it improved it

[spring quail]

one thing i learned from an ai encounter last night was to keep moving because this dude used almost all his 9x39 to kill me (scav run) with an asval

[grizzled meadow]

Like it says in the book, we are blessed and cursed

[spring quail]

i managed to kill him but i bled out later

[toxic sundial]

idec about scavs, I'm talking pvp

[eager igloo]

My etfs ended .3% higher than yesterday

https://tenor.com/view/money-make-it-rain-rain-guap-dollar-gif-7391084

[spring quail]

oh, aim better then

[heady crow]

@lusty hazel

[eager igloo]

(Im still at 100€ loss)

[prisma venture]

thats u in your free time or?

[toxic sundial]

I KNOW

[icy apex]

reminds me of a certain french movie with Louis De Funnes

[heady crow]

thats me being opfor

[toxic sundial]

it would help if the gun handling wasn't borked

[icy apex]

but its finnish

[grizzled meadow]

Upping in da club as we speak

[spring quail]

i'll never touch pvp in an extracto game

[prisma venture]

ahhh

[lusty hazel]

true

[icy apex]

Where ya chillin for the summer homie

[prisma venture]

he be chilin by playing kcd2

[spring quail]

i forget southern hemisphere is now summer

[quaint ore]

the funniest things i heard is that Lithuanian recee conscripts like to sneak into blufor camps at night and literally wake the firewatch dude up while grinning like iditos

[spring quail]

i would probably have problems coping going from winter wonderland america to australia in january

[toxic sundial]

come to the Midwest, experience 100°+ temperature shifts throughout the year

[heady crow]

kekw, yeah there are all sorts of similiar stories. Here sometimes people find the recon insignia on a stick in the middle of their camp

[spring quail]

im good in the tennis sea

[prisma venture]

or come to czech on pint we will drink good beer and eat good kebabs

[spring quail]

the hallway state

[heady crow]

once on the company radio i heard the recees come in with them cutting the fuel line to a generator of a jaeger platoon

their instructor wasnt happy

[high wing]

https://fixvx.com/nocontextmemes/status/1990797718248214810?t=CJ1scmYELAdO2sSHQq1KOg&s=19

no context memes (@nocontextmemes)

https://t.co/kxwiZqEhQh

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 18, 2025, 3:02 PM

[spring quail]

https://mangalgrills.com/product/family-stainless-steel-grill/?v=0b3b97fa6688

im gonna out grill your country with this

[quaint ore]

i imagine in a "For fucks sake this is an exercise"

[prisma venture]

shashlik???

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-kind-of-man-you-are-moist-i-know-what-kind-of-mand-you-are-gif-4332896312672829230

[spring quail]

yes

and ill do it

with a cz p10c on my hip

[heady crow]

https://tenor.com/view/well-yeah-dude-eric-cartman-south-park-s5e5-terrance-and-phillip-behind-the-blow-gif-21999712

[prisma venture]

its okey lest get drunk

[quaint ore]

gonna go on a shooting range with my bros for my bday

cz p10c

[spring quail]

if sex was a striker pistol it'd be the p10c

i wish i'd of bought the p07 instead tho

[simple ore]

(Up in da club)
Where you chillin' for the summer, homie?
(Up in da club)
Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin'
(Up in da club)
Fly ladies from wall to wall
(Up in da club)
With my beats I'm fadin' all-a y'all
(Up in da club)
Can a playa spend his double life
(Up in da club)
Before she shank me with a butter knife
(Up in da club)
Upper level or a lower life
(Up in da club)
Still the same be where we go inside

If You lookin' for a man with a bulge in his pants
And really ain't trippin' about a one night stand
I'll be that dude that'll leave you wishin
That's floatin' in ya love pond, strictly fishin'
See baby lookin' cute with her bathing suit
Pinstripe, all in her ass without the zoot
I'm Gangsta, baby, don't you know we keep the heaters hot
Summertime, when we grind bumpin' on your block
In the club smokin' trees, drinkin' Hennessy
Crack a straggla to the fullest is my strategy
Ain't no need for actin' uptight with Gangsta D
Now put your drinks in the air and make a toast to me
'Cause I'm off on the red eye flight
Flyin overseas for the ladies with the tight
Tell me what you like
Fast or slow? In my car on dubs?
A straight fuckin' while we buckin', baby

(Up in da club)
Where you chillin' for the summer, homie?
(Up in da club)
Jumpin' out the stretch Hummer runnin'
(Up in da club)
Fly ladies from wall to wall
(Up in da club)
With my beats I'm fadin' all-a y'all
(Up in da club)
Can a playa spend his double life
(Up in da club)
Before she shank me with a butter knife
(Up in da club)
Upper level or a lower life
(Up in da club)
Still the same be where we go inside

[spring quail]

https://underwoodammo.com/9mm-luger-p-90gr-xtreme-defender-solid-monolithic-self-defense-ammo-816-1/

super ammo

kills it all

[icy apex]

Up in da club

[spring quail]

i put the 115gr+p extreme penetrator in my pcc

if i had one

[heady crow]

@digital quartz

[simple ore]

the first 5 seconds are pure gold

[icy apex]

UP N DA CLUB

snoop dogg remains the goat

[prisma venture]

vdv?

[icy apex]

z neba privyet

[prisma venture]

С неба привет!

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-vdv-you-what-what-did-you-say-military-officer-gif-12971793948514020930

[prisma venture]

just watchin in haha

[spring quail]

wtf is this "go through the empty line as fast as possible" training

[icy apex]

Ультрамариновый набок берет!

[icy apex]

the most stereotypical military music video

[prisma venture]

also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naSLu36JetM

[spring quail]

military queuing simulator when

[icy apex]

He went to 16 different clubs

guy was a breakdancer

[prisma venture]

and then we got

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4NBdBO5XaU

the animation is peak

[grave bronze]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1165561929956339752/1235397483245604864/attachment.gif

[quaint ore]

Baltic dinner

2x milk powder sausages
pearl grain
onion and mayo sauce

@heady crow

https://tenor.com/view/zeke-eating-feed-me-hungry-gif-9821998

[prisma venture]

no coffe and cig?

[heady crow]

peasant food (compliment)

[prisma venture]

https://tenor.com/view/daxuran-spongebob-notepad-writing-taking-notes-gif-3024022004038583063

[quaint ore]

too poor

[prisma venture]

fair enough

[spring quail]

too poor for coffee and cig?

[grave bronze]

im gonna go like stare at an rts game for 3 hours now

[prisma venture]

rim?

[grave bronze]

or play rimworld for 7 hours straight

[heady crow]

cigs cost like half of your liver nowadays

[icy apex]

real tip

get a raw beetroot with that

[spring quail]

theft

[prisma venture]

fuckin true

[quaint ore]

this is the shit that gave Lithuanian pagans the power to bend over and wreck 2 germanic knight orders

[icy apex]

from fucking where, opposite side of the counter?

[grave bronze]

after 3000 hours im kinda burnt out out rimworld

[icy apex]

try having a normal colony for once

[prisma venture]

my yt is cusred

[lusty hazel]

huge update being pushed for a valve game that has existed since 2019 btw, hl3??

[spring quail]

have you ever stolen anything before

[prisma venture]

help

[grave bronze]

sorry im too busy dwarfmaxxing in this mountain to hear you

[heady crow]

they are throwing a curveball, itll be tf3

[quaint ore]

i got reccomended the same song from magic man

[prisma venture]

what rts?

[icy apex]

where im from, you cant reach for cigarettes from the opposite side of the counter

[grave bronze]

ZeroK or CoH2

[prisma venture]

coh2 hell nah

[spring quail]

learn the general managers name, walk back there like you're supposed to be there, leave

[grave bronze]

i hate that game but its fun with friends

[icy apex]

except every store knows me

[prisma venture]

vanila mp? or just like moded with lads?

[icy apex]

I bought booze everywhere atleast twice

[grave bronze]

modded with my friends, its always fun to shitpost

[prisma venture]

heck i remember when flachsrimjager had panzerfaust

good old times

[grave bronze]

I love being annoying with paratroopers

[icy apex]

heart attack

[spring quail]

see corporate joints here have their leadership on a website usually

i can just namedrop the DM and be "oh cool"

[icy apex]

I had a glass on a plate and it started sliding

I thought its done for

[grave bronze]

setting up a beacon in backlines and just spamming em

[prisma venture]

true true

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[grave bronze]

for solo i like DoW1

[quaint ore]

dawn of war 1

[grave bronze]

or ZeroK

[simple ore]

the 0.25 seconds when something made of glass slips out of your hand

[icy apex]

true

[grave bronze]

they all got mashed into DE

[icy apex]

Oh I didnt get the reference

[quaint ore]

i didnt give GW money for AI upscaled and resolution fixed DoW

[icy apex]

0.2 of a century that phil leotardo spent in the can

[prisma venture]

go play war thunder its funn game or so i heard

[icy apex]

not a fucking peep

[simple ore]

schizo sopranos posting

[icy apex]

greasing the union

[grave bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/certain-fury-ss13-escalation-space-station-13-ss13-escalation-gif-8254069899125036503

[quaint ore]

that and I do everything to shit on games workshop since they added femstodes

[prisma venture]

anyway time to play halfsword time to kill some wild begger

[icy apex]

how bout that pricks face when he saw the gat

[grave bronze]

wasnt that shit like retconned immediately or am i schizo

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/sopranos-tony-soprano-funny-gif-5018786074331786569

[icy apex]

youve heard about the chinese godfather? He gave them an offer they couldnt understand

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/based-so-fucking-zased-sam-hyde-samir-al-hyden-samuel-hyde-costco-incident-gif-23747241

[quaint ore]

no, the writers insisted its still real and there is 3 "very cool characters"

one of the is cannonicaly dead and is only a footnote

[icy apex]

[quaint ore]

the second is a girlboss who got a dread host named after her for the most retarded tactic a custodes can use

the third one tried to unrionically kill the emperor during blood games and violated its rules

[icy apex]

pushing webistics as we speak