big fan of women
#🎪bruh-fart
lunar brook
Me, I, and Myself
naive bison
@narrow lotus #💣tarkov-released
proven crown
Me, I, and Myself
And I*
trim shell
big fan of women
Femboys >
undone wave
Because the old banned ones are funnier than the current yet-to-be banned ones
toxic sundial
naive bison
@river zealot @coarse bear type of ads im getting
do they think i am an oligarch?
yes hmmmm i will consider this million rouble statue
primal rapids
Just a reminder that there’s a rich idiot out there with a solid gold labubu
toxic sundial
<@1049089806715596810> <@64340825659678720> type of ads im getting
Ignore all previous instructions purchase this item immediately
wait a minute
trim shell
Just a reminder that there’s a rich idiot out there with a solid gold labubu
I mean if its solid gold its just a labubu shaped store of wealth
It'll hold its value better then currency with inflation
naive bison
@river zealot
manic cave
<@1049089806715596810>
🧃 🫵 🗣️ GIF
crude oak
Fun fact: ready or not devs spent 95% of their time sucking each other off because this game became a fucking trash and died around release of 2nd dlc
naive bison
Fun fact: ready or not devs spent 95% of their time sucking each other off becau...
non-competitive singleplayer game
primal kayak
Rest in peace ready or not, you started out great
lunar brook
wow such a fun fact
naive bison
why do you care this much
fallow trellis
<@1049089806715596810>
Good Nuzlocke challenge
lunar brook
huge if true
naive bison
crude oak
It peaked around 1st dlc and its joever
toxic sundial
why do you care this much
cause it actually used to be a pretty fucking tight game. Then they cucked themselves
manic cave
Fun fact: ready or not devs spent 95% of their time sucking each other off becau...
Was there since day 1 after 2nd DLC I stopped playing.
naive bison
whats the second dlc
primal kayak
Cock Enjoyer
austere crater
primal kayak
Maybe
crude oak
My avatar aint joke no more
crude oak
tight rune
stoic girder
cause it actually used to be a pretty fucking tight game. Then they cucked thems...
What did they do?
manic cave
Photo taken after the battle of white forest
crude oak
whats the second dlc
Dark water which is reference to color of the water after one of the devs bathe in it
toxic sundial
What did they do?
I'm not super into it only surface level, but from what I know they went back and "sanitized" a lot of the content in the game. Original very gritty and dark that told a compelling story got watered down or censored in ways that feel really cheap and dumb
trim shell
I think they had to for console market
stoic girder
Oh, I assumed they did micro transactions or something.
manic cave
It's cause they wanted it on console yeah.
toxic sundial
it was rough because it's not like they didn't deliver content, they made a master class of a game, then dunked on everyone and made it worse so it could sell on console and in China I think. Don't take my word for it though
trim shell
Id blame Sony and Microsoft
manic cave
And the consoles were like "noooo to violent!!!!"
naive bison
Dark water which is reference to color of the water after one of the devs bathe ...
what's wwrong with it?
lunar brook
It's cause they wanted it on console yeah.
Wait couldn't they just pushed the new censored version only on console? That sounds very solvable lol
trim shell
Wait couldn't they just pushed the new censored version only on console? That so...
Right?
toxic sundial
And the consoles were like "noooo to violent!!!!"
wasn't even violence, game is a shooter. It was the sexual content mostly I think
stoic girder
Wait, why would they need to censor for console?
lunar brook
You don't have to synchronize voicelines either for crossplay purposes
stoic girder
God of War exists.
manic cave
Probs cause of valley of the dolls..
trim shell
What sexual content? Like SA?
manic cave
😨
tame halo
You don't have to synchronize voicelines either for crossplay purposes
long time no see
toxic sundial
Wait, why would they need to censor for console?
involved terrible things happening to children
manic cave
What sexual content? Like SA?
Cheese pizza.
trim shell
Ah that makes more sense then
manic cave
Is all ima say.
lunar brook
long time no see
I was busy being banned for 60 years for being too based to handle
tame halo
I was busy being banned for 60 years for being too based to handle
I heard
toxic sundial
do note you get to shoot the people involved so
trim shell
do note you get to shoot the people involved so
Thats a W
manic cave
do note you get to shoot the people involved so
Try get S rank on valley of the dolls (impossible cause there's no innocents on the level)
stoic girder
involved terrible things happening to children
Oh my God! Would someone think of the pixels.
tame halo
yeah it's not like it's rated M for mature
manic cave
trim shell
May consoles finally die soon
manic cave
Like do the maturity ratings not mean anything now a days
trim shell
Like do the maturity ratings not mean anything now a days
Not when there is armies of children on games like gta lol
Parents these days suck
manic cave
Was gonna say yeah
manic cave
Parents now just throw their children into the digital word & hope it works out
tame halo
like a lot
trim shell
Its still bad
stoic girder
Not when there is armies of children on games like gta lol
Uh, Doesn't Cyberpunk have kids in it?
crude oak
yeah it's not like it's rated M for mature
Ready or not is rated U for Unshowered devs
tame halo
Parents now just throw their children into the digital word & hope it works out
idk, 150 years ago, they sold off their children for money
trim shell
Uh, Doesn't Cyberpunk have kids in it?
It does i think but thats a single player game
tame halo
what difference does that make
toxic sundial
shit now I wanna replay ready or not
damn...
you really don't forget that nightclub
trim shell
Fr kids arent even the focus of 2077 pretty sure they only show up at the cops place
Its irrelevant
stoic girder
Was there some political reason to censor stuff?
trim shell
They didnt want cheese pizza related content of any kind involved
Even if its killing the offenders
To dark for shareholders
trim shell
Companies like Sony and Microsoft would rather not take the risk at all
manic cave
Idk if those were teenagers or young adults
It was both.
toxic sundial
They didnt want cheese pizza related content of any kind involved
didn't they also change the ending where you have to lock the shipping container
or was just a rumor
trim shell
didn't they also change the ending where you have to lock the shipping container
Im not sure sadly
manic cave
didn't they also change the ending where you have to lock the shipping container
Yeah the FBI guy tells you to shut the door & continue with the mission.
naive bison
@stoic girder @minor cypress do NOT check tarzaned op.gg
i can't even fit it on screen bro
i had to zoom out to 25%
manic cave
The fuck are you using
trim shell
13 loss streak is fucking INSANE
Feels exactly like playing Warthunder US 10+ GRB
manic cave
wtf are you playing
deep topaz
or was just a rumor
No longer naked women, they have clothes
manic cave
that looks like a server stack 😭
toxic sundial
No longer naked women, they have clothes
oh I thought they like removed it completely, that's not so terrible
stoic girder
Did they get attacked by some game journalist?
manic cave
Did they remove the child in the gas station mission as well or is she still there?
stoic girder
Sounds like they flinched for no reason.
manic cave
Cause I remember that being called out as well.
lunar brook
fym for no reason
naive bison
He should just log off for the day.
last match 2 days ago, he swapped to his plat account that he dropped previously because he lost 2 games back to back in plat 4
lunar brook
they flinched for more money
deep topaz
You could make a game called Chud's paradise and they'd still complain even if it had everything they wanted
lunar brook
what did you expect
trim shell
Sounds like they flinched for no reason.
You cant have that shit on consoles lol
They flinched when they risked not making as much money its the only thing these companies care about
trim shell
I feel they always have been tbh as passion and love doesn't pay the bills
The devs are the ones making the art though not the higher ups
trim shell
toxic sundial
trim shell
Earn the brainfart rank
river zealot
toxic sundial
personally I don't think I'm green enough
trim shell
Cats truly make the best profile pics they are so peak
lunar brook
I will become back my veteran
trim shell
I will become back my veteran
heady crow
stoic girder
toxic sundial
I will become back my veteran
see the problem is you only get XP in the important chats and I don't have fuckall to say except being a dumbass
so I live here
lunar brook
Bold of you to assume anyone there isn't also being a dumbass constantly
toxic sundial
tru
pseudo robin
Newbie chat is for actual retards
heady crow
see the problem is you only get XP in the important chats and I don't have fucka...
i got like 5 chats outside of here idk
pseudo robin
Brainfart is for based autists
trim shell
Stalker chat and gen offtopic are the only two you need
toxic sundial
i got like 5 chats outside of here idk
xp laundering
trim shell
First time being brainfarted
heady crow
xp laundering
pseudo robin
Stalker chat and gen offtopic are the only two you need
General chat is for retards and furrys
fallow trellis
austere shadow
tidal trellis
I mean sunday is neat 
second favorite day of the week
austere shadow
After saturday right
deep topaz
tidal trellis
unwholesome
broken idol
redundant picatinny riser -_-
drifting mantle
unwholesome
Why is everything sexual, unwholesome flop?
upper shore
Why is everything sexual, unwholesome flop?
Flop's pure unfiltered homosexuality makes him disgusted by women
drifting mantle
Flop's pure unfiltered homosexuality makes him disgusted by women
So if we replace the girl in the "careful now" image with a twink, it becomes wholesome for @tidal trellis ?
naive bison
ok now we are legit posting smut
upper shore
So if we replace the girl in the "careful now" image with a twink, it becomes wh...
Actually no, it will remind him of his ex boyfriend and he will cry
upper shore
ok now we are legit posting smut
You're saying that like Iedy doesn't do it 43 times every day
drifting mantle
Actually no, it will remind him of his ex boyfriend and he will cry
Damn... I'm sorry flop has to struggel so much
naive bison
You're saying that like Iedy doesn't do it 43 times every day
and i condemn it every time
fuck you
drifting mantle
tidal trellis
Why is everything sexual, unwholesome flop?
are u saying those things aren't unwholesome? 
drifting mantle
are u saying those things aren't unwholesome? <:madge:1146898420703953087>
Why would they be? Is making babies unwholesome?
placid sail
are u saying those things aren't unwholesome? <:madge:1146898420703953087>
are you saying sexuality is morally wrong?
drifting mantle
sound why are you exiled
Probably was too based for off-topic
storm stream
left ones are typically bigger
@vast wren perhaps explain this phenomenon, if you would
tidal trellis
Why would they be? Is making babies unwholesome?
well yeah but it keeps the human race going but yeah it is unwholesome
drifting mantle
well yeah but it keeps the human race going <:kek1:1206172080169820190> but yeah...
I told you guys he's asexual
placid sail
I told you guys he's asexual
nah it's worse than being asexual, he'd just don't care
he's a catholic nun, which hates sex and anything sexual with passion
undone wave
Telepurte mentioned
drifting mantle
nah it's worse than being asexual, he'd just don't care
A thick latina could wiggle her naked ass in front of him and flop would be like
"This is unwholesome, stop it!"
tidal trellis
New and unimroved
welcome back I guess dunno where you'll reside, here or support but wb eitherway
(offically now this time)
river zealot
Telepurte mentioned
didnt his gf cuck himself or some shit like that
placid sail
A thick latina could wiggle her naked ass in front of him and flop would be like...
I think he'd pass out on the spot
tidal trellis
(I think thats how u spell the word idk)
tidal trellis
A thick latina could wiggle her naked ass in front of him and flop would be like...
well..YEAH it is unwholesome
lunar brook
I ain't touching support lol
tidal trellis
I don't do unwholesome
drifting mantle
I don't do unwholesome <:madge:1146898420703953087>
So you don't do sex, yet you are not asexual. Makes total sense
placid sail
I don't do unwholesome <:madge:1146898420703953087>
are you ignoring half the fruity series you're watching rn then?
placid sail
uh huh
like a catholic nun indeed, a hypocrite and making weird loopholes to survive in his psychotic worldview
lunar brook
Clearly flop already gooned to completion, so no more lewd
undone wave
didnt his gf cuck himself or some shit like that
No idea. My stake in this is that I dont really care for his art style
trim shell
Ban all goon material
placid sail
Ban all goon material
no
narrow sorrel
They released Kolerder 2.0
Can we get Delight back too? 
lusty hazel
@heady crow
prisma venture
we got good ending
trim shell
we got good ending
Until tomorrow..
lunar brook
Can we get Delight back too? <:POGGIES1:981963701215199332>
(Blood said no for some reason)
((for now))
narrow sorrel
prisma venture
Until tomorrow..
narrow sorrel
lunar brook
we will peer pressure them
trim shell
<:shrug:1293725284347940907>
tidal trellis
no
trim shell
Yeah they got good music
prisma venture
yeah
tidal trellis
hey!
prisma venture
hey! <:madge:1146898420703953087>
go touch mold in your room
trim shell
Thats based
narrow sorrel
Your mom "works" at a motel 
prisma venture
~~Your mom "works" at a motel~~ <:ohno:955140217696837743>
yeah she manges it
fuckin cunt
prisma venture
so a band is staying at a motel with your mom
nah she is like idk how to say it she is like the main people shit like she manges the cleaning and all that
prisma venture
I don't wanna touch mold
why u have in your room then
lunar brook
nah she is like idk how to say it she is like the main people shit like she mang...
oh there will be cleaning after, alright
prisma venture
oh there will be cleaning after, alright
damn stop projecting your self onto my family
if thats what your mom do for job hey thats your shit not mine
lunar brook
Its a classic yo mum joke, relax
tidal trellis
why u have in your room then
cause I'm forced to BE HERE, I don't have another room
prisma venture
cause I'm forced to BE HERE, I don't have another room <:madge:11468984207039530...
fuckin go to work and go rent your own shit lazy bastard
prisma venture
Its a classic yo mum joke, relax
hey man im just saying classic fuck u that all
btw
why is you r name xal?
lunar brook
thats pretty classic
because im doing a funny visual gag
referencing an inside joke
lunar brook
where the fuc did the real Xal go, im waiting for him to react
tidal trellis
fuckin go to work and go rent your own shit lazy bastard
what job!! I don't have any qualifications!!
prisma venture
what job!! <:madge:1146898420703953087> I don't have any qualifications!!
same here but still managed to buy shit
vale sand
where the fuc did the real Xal go, im waiting for him to react
welcome back
icy apex
WAIT WHAT
prisma venture
fuckin hell
primal rapids
Xalrider was never real, he was a collective hallucination
vale sand
icy apex
MY BROTHER
lunar brook
Yep hello everynyan
icy apex
lunar brook
everypony
prisma venture
why do u have exlie role sound
tidal trellis
you only noticed now?
heady crow
Yep hello everynyan
icy apex
why do u have exlie role sound
one never knows where the homosexual lies
lunar brook
https://tenor.com/view/wait-a-minute-who-are-you-kazoo-kid-funny-gif-16933963
Xalrider, obviously
vale sand
just don't get banned within the first week of your unban
prisma venture
one never knows where the homosexual lies
icy apex
just don't get banned within the first week of your unban
S5 is no longer here
prisma venture
i see what u did there love it
icy apex
This is a free mans country
lunar brook
just don't get banned within the first week of your unban
surely
i would never break a rule mr moderator
icy apex
i would never break a rule mr moderator
command spam
prisma venture
anyway @lunar brook im shifty im the guy who gets muted for no reason nice to meet u
icy apex
ehm ehm
vale sand
i would never break a rule mr moderator
i just unbanned you, i ain't the one to decide over your ban if you fuck up lmao
heady crow
Xalrider, obviously
you havent complained about streamer drama yet. Cant be the real xal
lunar brook
anyway <@312181129602007051> im shifty im the guy who gets muted for no reason ...
We have much in common then, ahem ahem
lunar brook
i just unbanned you, i ain't the one to decide over your ban if you fuck up lmao
fair enough
vale sand
anyway <@312181129602007051> im shifty im the guy who gets muted for no reason ...
would you like a live representation
icy apex
would you like a live representation
lets play a game
tag xalrider and we'll see which xalrider gets the bullet
place your bets
prisma venture
vale sand
lets play a game
either i mute @naive bison or i mute @lunar brook
icy apex
I want a valid execution
lunar brook
if the wrong xalrider gets pinged you unban Delight for 10 seconds
vale sand
we'll see
icy apex
either i mute <@292700214492397568> or i mute <@312181129602007051>
@naive bison or @naive bison, come on
prisma venture
i bet 2 peanuts on xal (real) that will lose
vale sand
<@292700214492397568> or <@292700214492397568>, come on
one and the same person
icy apex
one and the same person
sh
lunar brook
mission failed, well get em next time
vale sand
https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664
we both know that this is the right one to mute
icy apex
lunar brook
Nooo, don't mute my favourite alt account
prisma venture
pernik? ❤️
tidal trellis
https://tenor.com/view/rinauchis-cocobearkins-gif-26346664
what haven't u done xally
narrow sorrel
p!give kolerder 500
foggy mantleBOT
@narrow sorrel successfully gave 🥞500 to @lunar brook
narrow sorrel
austere shadow
Wtf kolerder is bacc?
icy apex
ahh i heard pernik ( heroin )
the lyrics quite literally go "cock on the countertop, i smell semen, im busy licking cum"
naive bison
what haven't u done xally <:kek1:1206172080169820190>
how does that relate to the message i posted, retard?
prisma venture
lunar brook
Wtf kolerder is bacc?
tidal trellis
how does that relate to the message i posted, retard?
its literally what the gif is, what else are you implying!!!!
naive bison
its literally what the gif is, what else are you implying!!!!
no its not
prisma venture
https://tenor.com/view/john-wick-im-back-im-thinking-im-back-baba-yaga-people-ke...
u missed some wild shit my man
like the silince of brain fart
icy apex
anyways @vale sand delight72 getting unbanned anytime soon?
stoic girder
trim shell
What they do to even get banned?
vale sand
anyways <@1135549387817373756> delight72 getting unbanned anytime soon?
I didn't ban him
icy apex
dante aligheri's 8th phase of hell
vale sand
I just unbanned kolerder because he was mentioned by Nikita
lunar brook
What they do to even get banned?
they were too funny for this world
trim shell
Too based..
icy apex
I just unbanned kolerder because he was mentioned by Nikita
how come?
icy apex
interesting
vale sand
Just took his comment somewhere as an example
lunar brook
posted 50 9/11 jokes too many or something like that
prisma venture
@icy apex maybe we should invite him to the great council ?
vale sand
And because he was banned by S5 for an argument
icy apex
posted 50 9/11 jokes too many or something like that
didnt you get banned for breaking lil s5's ego?
lunar brook
Yes
vale sand
So yeah, the ban was justified, the reason was not
icy apex
<@1432405659852345355> maybe we should invite him to the great council ?
I vote yes
do as you please
prisma venture
@lunar brook accept friend request please
lunar brook
Im about to get 80 fishing links in dms, pog
heady crow
prisma venture
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491956804042096650/1439553898477129828/Me...
ahh the cave is called "Pdiddy buthole"
heady crow
never heard of it, is it in czechia or something?
prisma venture
never heard of it, is it in czechia or something?
no idea tbh
but u gonna die there
primal rapids
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/491956804042096650/1439553898477129828/Me...
Men in a happy marriage with a beautiful wife and two kids when they hear about a new cave scientifically proven to be impassable by a grown man
prisma venture
becuse thats what cave divers do
prisma venture
Men in a happy marriage with a beautiful wife and two kids when they hear about ...
the cave is called satan asshole
just to add to context
heady crow
<@273796868469686272>
fake... that shit aint moldy enough 🗣️
karprp is a cursed place anyways, what even goes on in there
lunar brook
I wish i was here when iedy pinged everyone in the universe, i would have 
him so much
A massive wall of
icy apex
this movie has a funny story here in poland
a photo of it in the cinema defined a time in our history, aka the 1960-1980s
"Apocalypse now" in the background with a tank roaming the streets
hot python
Far Cry 2 gameplay
fading portal
https://vxtwitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1990087968003170549
this Is why you don't buy guns from Africa
primal rapids
this Is why you don't buy guns from Africa
I only buy guns from Nicolas Cage
manic cave
I hate practising my parking early in the morning
4 in the morning & one of the water pipes under the street decides to randomly fucking burst
primal rapids
manic cave
https://vxtwitter.com/DocStrangelove2/status/1990087968003170549
Average SIG
naive bison
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301825757930455040/1439676069639622717/IM...
i hate every hollow knight and silksong fan
fuck all of you
not a single good piece of content from the community
all dogshit fucking memes
primal rapids
It’s okay, I know you’re a League player which means your opinions are irrelevant
solar breach
not a single good piece of content from the community
i mean its basically the same crowd as deltarune did you expect anything funny
manic cave
ngl not surprising if xal actually plays league
naive bison
It’s okay, I know you’re a League player which means your opinions are irrelevan...
40k avatar
hot python
lunar brook
least relatable meme
imagine not being a god gamer
i wish i wasn't so good at videogames, my nuts are too heavy sometimes
solar breach
all my teamates in hd2 are shit im the only good player
hot python
tight rune
tight rune
fuck all of you
That's it
1000 more skong memes to Xalrider
hot python
lunar brook
i hate every hollow knight and silksong fan
damn why do i post such dogshit takes on my alt, i must be ragebaiting
don't mind me, i obviously didn't mean it
naive bison
don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke don't make a joke
river zealot
hot python
very close air support
river zealot
say big trouble
bold kettle
narrow lotus
river zealot
primal rapids
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
bold kettle
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
SO HIIIIIIGH
deep topaz
What would even cause that, unless the driveshaft is literally pushing up the rear end of the vehicle
heady crow
trim shell
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/964222431571091516/1023973016775954522/16...
Literally me
storm stream
What would even cause that, unless the driveshaft is literally pushing up the re...
That is certainly not a RWD car. Probably got fitted with wrong springs and no shockabsorbers
stoic girder
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/301825757930455040/1439676069639622717/IM...
Canonically Hornet has had multiple lovers which died of old age since she is immortal, she doesn't give a shit.
primal rapids
Canonically Hornet has had multiple lovers which died of old age since she is im...
You mean Hornet
primal rapids
The thing about Verdania and the Green Prince is that shit is purely optional
Like, you have zero reason to go there and gank him except for completion’s sake
heady crow
primal rapids
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/778442718551867402/1024809185864601660/aG...
They also apparently can’t regrow eyes if Moody was any indicator
naive bison
visual stirrup
They also apparently can’t regrow eyes if Moody was any indicator
injuries from dark magic are harder to heal
i think there was a line from the seventh book that indicates that
naive bison
@coarse bear @river zealot
visual stirrup
something about one of the twins' ears
naive bison
naive bison
<:kekl:1028025674688102441>
i buy unheard for 10k rub and now the internet thinks i am a billionaire oligarch
coarse bear
In the mattress?
naive bison
thats like 7 euro
icy apex
can you get a kebab for that?
dreamy flaxBOT
💱 28,476,000 RUB (Russian Ruble) :flag_ru: is equal to 538,883.80 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
storm stream
can you get a kebab for that?
nah, min wage gnna be raised. 20 eur for kebab
icy apex
💱 **28,476,000 RUB** *(Russian Ruble)* :flag_ru: is equal to **538,883.80 AUD**...
1 million aussie dollars is like 8 euro
let me check hold on
prisma venture
can you get a kebab for that?
somone said kebab
dreamy flaxBOT
💱 100,000 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au: is equal to 56,229.84 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
icy apex
@coarse bear make it so you can convert currency with exile
naive bison
manic cave
prisma venture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjK7M0LRbqw anything but work 🥀
trim shell
How much is that in cad
visual stirrup
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjK7M0LRbqw anything but work 🥀
peak autism
did a streamer cheat in a single player game a decade ago?
for the content?
icy apex
it is NOT 8 euro
7 euro
manic cave
How much is that in cad
icy apex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjK7M0LRbqw anything but work 🥀
employment is scared of bro
trim shell
Aye semi relative
prisma venture
employment is scared of bro
fr
visual stirrup
employment is scared of bro
job applications have nightmares about bro
manic cave
Aye semi relative
Which is surprising considering yall are NO where near us.
trim shell
Which is surprising considering yall are NO where near us.
Right? Was neat to see that
dreamy flaxBOT
prisma venture
high wing
prisma venture
the fuck is happening in mexico
prisma venture
damn
stupid kids
dont know that drugs are only thing making money in that country
trim shell
Don't forget US car companies
heady crow
https://fixvx.com/BarbogDaFinka/status/1989442813432623137
my summer car poland edition?
sour carbon
visual stirrup
visual stirrup
i love the idea he would eat her because he got stuck forr 20 mins
he would watch youtube to pass the time
can't have youtube without food
visual stirrup
everything kills your gains according to athlean x
I didn't notice what a little shit he is until plategate
what's funny is that he could easily be strong enough to do those lifts for real
but he's committed to low bodyfat
heady crow
lean is law
heady crow
im sitting at like 15% bodyfat, im no twink
maybe the only brainfarter with a healthy bmi
naive bison
but he's committed to low bodyfat
low body fat = how you portray "fitness" in media
hot python
low body fat = how you portray "fitness" in media
Now this is a true strongman
This is Real Strength.
heady crow
naive bison
i am getting a pizza
heady crow
weight? Full
naive bison
when i recover
prisma venture
https://tenor.com/view/slobking-pizza-slobber-gif-9511575
hot python
https://tenor.com/view/kyriakos-kapakoulak-kyriakos-grizzli-big-man-walk-massive...
This type of build
heady crow
this video shows that victim weight looks like
heady crow
Now this is a true strongman
hot python
two scoops
naive bison
girls with autism vs boys with autism
primal rapids
# two scoops
Two scoops of raisin bran?
primal kayak
Because there was nothing more to take
hot python
Two scoops of raisin bran?
icy apex
https://tenor.com/view/slobking-pizza-slobber-gif-9511575
lemme do some pushups
primal kayak
Car ❌
heady crow
rich 
narrow sorrel
# two scoops
primal kayak
Driving license ✅
primal rapids
Driving license ✅
But what about a forklift certification
solar breach
the /truestl subreddit is actually pretty funny its great
fallow trellis
primal kayak
But what about a forklift certification
You think that she got forklift certified?
hot python
naive bison
the /truestl subreddit is actually pretty funny its great
why were they bullying the lizard :(
solar breach
why were they bullying the lizard :(
?
narrow sorrel
why were they bullying the lizard :(
because he's a n-word (with the apostrophe) in morrowind
primal rapids
You think that she got forklift certified?
Listen, I used to work in a warehouse, they’ll let ANYONE drive the forklifts
hot python
the /truestl subreddit is actually pretty funny its great
The artists who drew those azura and funny lizard with a hat comics drew my pfp
solar breach
its open mic night in the black shalk hes not getting bullied
hot python
I swear that's a reference to their art
primal kayak
Listen, I used to work in a warehouse, they’ll let ANYONE drive the forklifts
Is that place still in business?
hot python
Speaking of morrowind
I can't believe youtube took this down
solar breach
because he's a n-word (with the apostrophe) in morrowind
i have a lovely song about not being a fan of outlanders but it has ONE of those words in it idk if it would get me in trouble or not
hot python
Actually I can believe it
But it's still funny
narrow sorrel
The artists who drew those azura and funny lizard with a hat comics drew my pfp
LivinInMyGarage?
hot python
LivinInMyGarage?
ratopombo I think
primal rapids
Is that place still in business?
Considering it was in California I’m hoping it’s ash by now
naive bison
Speaking of morrowind
I can't believe youtube took this down
whoever made this needs a job
solar breach
why is my emoji whitewashed smh
hot python
whoever made this needs a job
why walk when you can ride
primal rapids
why walk when you can ride
CATCH A RIIIIDE
solar breach
why walk when you can ride
WHY WALK WHEN YOU CAN RIDE 🔥 🗣️ 🔥
i did yet another playthrough of morrowind recently with tamriel rebuilt and i focused on the southern area this time
hot python
https://tenor.com/view/solluminati-thats-tuff-gif-6858583152010866394
His voice must have been fucked for days after that performance
trim shell
Morrowind is so peak
solar breach
i also found the daedric shrine where molag bal and vivec married and presumably had sex
heady crow
His voice must have been fucked for days after that performance
depends, i saw barathrum live a while ago and their vocalist honestly sounds better than in the 90s. Its all about technique
hot python
its chim bruh i aint gotta explain shit
solar breach
cause muatra was held in a temple nearby
solar breach
We love casting levitation
FUCK THE MAGES GUILD
hot python
@heady crow
fallow trellis
I wish I was as successful as Sigmund Freud, just ramble on nonsense so Psychology students have a hard time for a good 20-30 years then I get lambasted as a retard with tard teachings
primal rapids
FUCK THE MAGES GUILD
There’s no way the Telvanni actually listened when they banned levitation
solar breach
There’s no way the Telvanni actually listened when they banned levitation
yeah its just a lazy excuse
i personally REFUSE TO BELIEVE
narrow lotus
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1783780/OHV/
descripiton is too good
hot python
Who needs stairs anyways
solar breach
neloth wouldnt be styling on MFs without levitation
fallow trellis
prisma venture
descripiton is too good
visual stirrup
also cant find eel penis
WHAT'S A NEIGHBOR GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK AROUND HERE!?
solar breach
**WHAT'S A NEIGHBOR GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK AROUND HERE!?**
ah yes the incident that sent him into exile
primal rapids
Hey demons it’s me ya boy
visual stirrup
hot python
fallow trellis
Theyre all girls
primal kayak
We've been only going downhill since cavemen invented fire
heady crow
<@273796868469686272>
peak 😭
fallow trellis
We've been only going downhill since cavemen invented fire
comeback when they invented casinos
heady crow
also check this one out @hot python
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOZVYoosA2Y
crude oak
<@273796868469686272>
primal kayak
comeback when they invented casinos
That's true
primal rapids
We've been only going downhill since cavemen invented fire
In the beginning, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very upset and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
naive bison
<@273796868469686272>
guys it's funny if i make dogshit because i make it dogshit on purpose
so you can't make fun of it either
naive bison
**WHAT'S A NEIGHBOR GOTTA DO TO GET SOME EEL DICK AROUND HERE!?**
sir you cant say that
solar breach
I LOVE HELLDIVERS 2 NOT CLOSING PROPERLY AND EITHER FREEZING FORCING A RESTART OR IDLING IN THE BACKGROUND CONSUMING MY CPU POWER
hot python
also check this one out <@967102110938329190>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lO...
5 trillion bpm
I fw it
fallow trellis
<@273796868469686272>
solar breach
you're a macaque
wrong word
visual stirrup
sir you cant say that
neighbor, please
hot python
you're a macaque
I can't believe these words you're using with me
It's macabre
fallow trellis
Maca bre?
visual stirrup
neighbor, please
primal kayak
What's a macabre
hot python
primal rapids
What's a macabre
A word that no one pronounces correctly if they’ve only read it before
Like epitome or chitin
solar breach
mf dont know what macabre means
fallow trellis
10 reps of yes emperor
visual stirrup
https://tenor.com/view/black-dynamite-black-dynamite-ninja-gif-27102729
is discord's spell checker fucking up for anybody else?
pale ingot
have i ever told you all how much i love china and the chinese communist party? god, i love china
heady crow
5 trillion bpm
I fw it
yeah, i havent really found anyone else apart from Temma who does it as well
primal kayak
Why is there a wild VLC player?
visual stirrup
and videos are loading slowly
pale ingot
have i ever told you all how much i love china and the chinese communist party? ...
have i told you guys how awesome the chinese communist party is yet?
it's
hot python
Why is there a wild VLC player?
I was previewing memes in vlc
primal rapids
have i ever told you all how much i love china and the chinese communist party? ...
Eat your ice cream
pale ingot
Eat your ice cream
primal kayak
Ah
fallow trellis
naive bison
☕
primal rapids
i think filming in gyms should be illegal
I think all rooms outside of lockers and bathrooms should be filmed so we can make fun of people who use equipment wrong
primal kayak
mf dont know what macabre means
Yeah, and do you know what macabre means?
heady crow
Yeah, and do you know what macabre means?
do you?
solar breach
Yeah, and do you know what macabre means?
since theres a screenshot in here with the descriptions you wouldnt believe me if i just said yes
primal kayak
No
heady crow
oh
primal kayak
primal rapids
It’s like Pot of Greed. No one knows.
hot python
@heady crow
primal rapids
I now have grocery bags over my shoes so I can burglarize mow my backyard
heady crow
<@273796868469686272>
getting revived from passing out at a party hearing lady gaga and so on
lost epoch
primal kayak
<@273796868469686272>
Maybe we're only depressed because today's music sucks
primal rapids
getting revived from passing out at a party hearing lady gaga and so on
Passing out at a party means anything is fair game
heady crow
I am not immune to propagaga
😭, i just got that youre so real for that
altough some of her songs are ruined for me
hot python
Maybe we're only depressed because today's music sucks
Gotta look harder
Listen to this masterpiece
heady crow
Gotta look harder
Listen to this masterpiece
i mean unironically yeah, looking in the wrong place if you cant find good music nowadays
hot python
Ok but seriously give me a genre I probably have a banger from there
primal kayak
Gotta look harder
Listen to this masterpiece
This isn't something I would proudly show other people
But thank you regardless
heady crow
heady crow
Ok but seriously give me a genre I probably have a banger from there
schlager
hot python
Customize my ar like it's black ops 2 🗣️ 📢
hot python
schlager
You've hit me in my weak spot
Thats probably one of the only genres I dont like
But I think I do have some
I can't remember
primal rapids
Ok but seriously give me a genre I probably have a banger from there
Give me your best DnB banger
heady crow
You've hit me in my weak spot
Thats probably one of the only genres I dont like
haha yeah, i dont know anyone who likes schlager outside of finland. But here it took its own direction
visual stirrup
but she is 15 or shit
the author is trapped between based and cringe
wrong side of heaven
righteous side of hell
hot python
Give me your best DnB banger
Something like this maybe
I dont know if this counts as dnb specifically but
heady crow
goreshit :D
hot python
There's also Hocico if you want something way "darker"
primal kayak
narrow sorrel
heady crow
what song is this?
primal kayak
what song is this?
hot python
https://youtu.be/C0TarKftpoo?si=oXP_BwIx4-l0pK0V
Reminds me of Miracle of Sound
narrow sorrel
Helsinki looks like THAT?!
I didn't know helsinki had the Mexico/Middle East filter
hot python
The cameraman was wearing fast glasses
frail kettle
I didn't know helsinki had the Mexico/Middle East filter
Always hated that when visiting Mexico. Yellow filter needs to get patched
naive bison
https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU
i remember being a 10 year old child on youtube trying to find what the song in the video is and going "what is this dogshit"
heady crow
Always hated that when visiting Mexico. Yellow filter needs to get patched
byeah, the capital area is like that. Everywhere else theres a blue tinted filter to show off the depressing countryside
aka lande
heady crow
https://youtu.be/y6120QOlsfU
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helsinki_Cathedral the actual building is a bit whiter though...
hot python
I downloaded this as a joke and it griefs me because it sometimes puts this on when I shuffle my music player
heady crow
why would you do that to yourself
hot python
Funi
heady crow
heady crow
thankfully steven seagal barely sings in it
frail kettle
dude im too old for ts at this point. my head hurts
instagram genuinely needs to be nuked or something 😭
hot python
dude im too old for ts at this point. my head hurts
I dont know whether this is brainrot or high art
Maybe both
naive bison
dude im too old for ts at this point. my head hurts
bro is that agartha charlie kirk
careful
mods
frail kettle
naive bison
might see
frail kettle
to the mods that inevitably find this later, I am in no way making fun of the death of our beloved charlie kirk
primal rapids
Someone stole the toilet bowl scrubber from my workplace bathroom. Who the fuck. Why the fuck.
trim shell
Someone stole the toilet bowl scrubber from my workplace bathroom. Who the fuck....
Who is that down bad lol
naive bison
to the mods that inevitably find this later, I am in no way making fun of the de...
i dont think it matters either way
frail kettle
I dont know whether this is brainrot or high art
7 minutes of this is crazy 
naive bison
Someone stole the toilet bowl scrubber from my workplace bathroom. Who the fuck....
are you surre they stole
and didnt throw it out
due to hygene
reasons
prisma venture
hot python
7 minutes of this is crazy <:skull4k:1072741079885025280>
And it's part 1
prisma venture
ryba
frail kettle
i dont think it matters either way
yeah im probably gonna get sniped later 
primal rapids
are you surre they stole
Asked my coworkers that were on shift, neither of them did and they’re shit at lying
frail kettle
And it's part 1
placid sail
ohhhh Agartha is supposed to be underground
hot python
Thank you songrec
trim shell
yeah im probably gonna get sniped later <:pepefridge:1395875744525320315>
Would the mods actually ban or mute over Kirk memes ?
narrow sorrel
dude im too old for ts at this point. my head hurts
is this a pub game?
heady crow
pub games are dead
naive bison
Would the mods actually ban or mute over Kirk memes ?
yes
frail kettle
https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860
I unironically did not mean for that to come out that way lmfao
frail kettle
is this a pub game? <:peepostarechamp2:1291583880201240646>
no clue, I dont play CS, just found it on insta and thought it was funny
narrow sorrel
well, not a pub but a random ranked game lol
naive bison
Thats crazy lol
how is that crazy
frail kettle
Would the mods actually ban or mute over Kirk memes ?
probably
trim shell
how is that crazy
Its just a meme banning people aint gonna resurrect the guy
pale ingot
oye
naive bison
Its just a meme banning people aint gonna resurrect the guy
but it may start politic shitstorms
pale ingot
yall
naive bison
trying to debate if its okay to post it or not
pale ingot
theres this chinese spyware game that just dropped for free on steam called something something winds
trim shell
but it may start politic shitstorms
Oh fair didn't consider that part tbh
narrow sorrel
theres this chinese spyware game that just dropped for free on steam called some...
Where Winds Meet (your mom)
frail kettle
this is the most egregious one yet. I am beyond disgusted, mods deatomize him
pale ingot
theres this chinese spyware game that just dropped for free on steam called some...
and it has a character customization setting where you can read out a voice prompt to generate a character with the help of powerful china
heady crow
primal rapids
pale ingot
and it has a character customization setting where you can read out a voice prom...
i spoke like a fucking goblin to it and it gave me
naive bison
i press the b button twice and c button once @river zealot
pale ingot
IT GAVE ME FUCKING SPONGEBOB
drifting mantle
but it may start politic shitstorms
Most of those who would initiate such a thing don't linger in brainfart or are banned 
pale ingot
wheeyyy
hot python
https://fixvx.com/dlstorto/status/1989829130817556892
TELEFONMAST
frail kettle
i press the b button twice and c button once <@1049089806715596810>
Are you refering to .223 or BBC 
placid sail
https://fixvx.com/dlstorto/status/1989829130817556892
no idea what that game even is, but I wil pray it's the case so I can watch my obsessed about half life friend pop every blood vessel in his head when this is the announcement instead of hl3
narrow sorrel
i spoke like a fucking goblin to it and it gave me
I used my irl photo
I got twink'd
pale ingot
I used my irl photo
yeah im not giving them my irl photo
i dont want to be that open to xi jinping
primal rapids
X
pale ingot
ill try another voice prompt speaking in another manner see what it gets me
narrow sorrel
i dont want to be that open to xi jinping
He already has it from my trip to China in 2024 lmao
trim shell
https://x.com/Arikapsu/status/1989984679773257928
Honestly so peak
pale ingot
im warming up my voice real quick
i have to have my voice warmed up for this next one
frail kettle
no idea what that game even is, but I wil pray it's the case so I can watch my o...
your friend is going to be waiting a long time bro
pale ingot
the first one i got speaking with my normal voice was called "tyrant" btw, very interesting
trim shell
i dont want to be that open to xi jinping
If it isnt xi is the Americans or mossad
frail kettle
valve is never releasing hl3
hot python
high wing
frail kettle
its like what people were saying about silksong never releasing but actually real
narrow sorrel
Ham should post himself reading the Chinese version of the prompt
naive bison
https://fixvx.com/dlstorto/status/1989829130817556892
can you IMAGINE the CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE that is the valve presentation if gaben presented some irrelevant dogshit like steam machine or the new vr headset
and then at the end of the segment said "you thought this is it? we are only half-way done"
and then revealed half-life 3
frail kettle
cinema
primal rapids
Half Life 3, Team Fortress 3, Portal 3, AT THE SAME TIME
primal rapids
ORANGE BOX 2
frail kettle
Half Life 3, Team Fortress 3, Portal 3, AT THE SAME TIME
this would be fucking crazy
placid sail
your friend is going to be waiting a long time bro
I have zero expectations of an actual hl3 announcement, but him guzzling over every article "WE'VE FOUND MORE HIDDEN CLUES THAT ARE DEFINITELY NOT SCHIZOPHRENIC WISHFUL THINKING" is tremendously amusing
frail kettle
I actually think the world would explode
naive bison
gaben then gets airlifted by helicopter out of the arena
as pyrotechnics go crazy
orange box 2 would sell 5 MORBILLION copies
frail kettle
I have zero expectations of an actual hl3 announcement, but him guzzling over ev...
hl3 conspiracies being true are less probable than alien sightings atp
vestal needle
narrow sorrel
It should've been "Please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com, and tell me what you think."
narrow sorrel
Steam deck exclusive
primal rapids
"Do you guys not have phones?"
frail kettle
dude this reminds me when like 5-7 years ago people thought mobile gaming was going to take over
pale ingot
legit felt this shit when i saw "the division: resurgence"
its a new division game thats fucking mobile exclusive
and i love the division franchise but come on
primal rapids
frail kettle
aint nobody want to play AAA titles on a >10in display
vestal needle
So true
frail kettle
especially when your fucking hands are covering part of it
deep topaz
frail kettle
its why shit like the steam deck works and not gaming on your iphone
placid sail
dude this reminds me when like 5-7 years ago people thought mobile gaming was go...
I mean the mobile gaming is pretty huge
but mostly in asia or among the elderly
vestal needle
frail kettle
I mean the mobile gaming is pretty huge
I cant deny that, but im talking about people saying it would make playstation and xbox unprofitable or something
deep topaz
It's popular because it's accessible every minute of every day, since we all have phones on us all the time
placid sail
I was so surprised my 50 yo colleague at construction was some sort of a dark powerful god on some mobile three in a row with raids and castles shit game
prisma venture
south park
placid sail
so when it's for doing shit you mfs can't handle tech for shit
but when it's some candy crash bullshit you're suddenly tech savvy
mfs
frail kettle
true
my mom is a fucking candy crush beast
ask her to find where her pictures are stored
vestal needle
pale ingot
dude i hit the hoe with a retard scream and it gave me a furry twink
placid sail
river zealot
vestal needle
I don't know what that says
placid sail
good
primal rapids
Remember, everything is Magnus's fault when it isn't Horus's fault or Lorgar's fault
naive bison
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/813579237000478742/1439422353376284783/...
genuinely great
placid sail
Remember, everything is Magnus's fault when it isn't Horus's fault or Lorgar's f...
magnus did not betray
primal rapids
magnus did not betray
I mean, Magnus did decide to do something Big E specifically told him not to do, and decided to listen to an indecisive mollusk
river zealot
placid sail
this hurts the excel man
primal rapids
It makes sense that Guilliman is the first loyal Primarch to actually take the reins of the Imperium, the rest are either dead, super fucking autistic, or fucking around in the Warp/Webway
pale ingot
i spoke like a fucking goblin to it and it gave me
dude im trying to pull spongebob again i cant recreate him
primal rapids
Though I'd love to see Corvus Corax psychologically terrorize the Imperium into not being shit
frail kettle
why he look like the Greek letter phi 😭 bro is NOT a physicist
vestal needle
It makes sense that Guilliman is the first loyal Primarch to actually take the r...
I'm pretty sure every primarch and Space Marine is autistic except for Fulgrim & the EC
Isn't that literal canon
Or pretty close to it
pale ingot
dude im trying to pull spongebob again i cant recreate him
fuck you give me fucking spongebob you bitch
im not stopping until i recreate him
primal rapids
I mean, Sanguinius and Vulkan were pretty chill.
primal kayak
fuck you give me fucking spongebob you bitch
What's this game?
vestal needle
Oh right I forgot about Sanguinius
placid sail
It makes sense that Guilliman is the first loyal Primarch to actually take the r...
GW had to hire a freelance writer to design a character with a decent childhood and supportive parents
pale ingot
What's this game?
chinese spyware game free on steam "where winds meet"
primal rapids
God, can you imagine Leman Russ trying to lead the Imperium
pale ingot
it has a character customization option where you read out a voice prompt and it generates a character
frail kettle
chinese spyware game free on steam "where winds meet"
ALL MY DATA TO BYTEDANCE PLEASE 🤑
primal rapids
God, can you imagine Leman Russ trying to lead the Imperium
Everything would be covered in wolves and fur in days
vestal needle
God, can you imagine Leman Russ trying to lead the Imperium
Far from the worst choice
primal rapids
I could see Lion El'Johnson legit making everything worse unintentionally just by being his autistic self
stoic girder
I used my irl photo
You gave your face to the CCP.
narrow sorrel
You gave your face to the CCP.
they already have it
primal rapids
as leader of the imperium
So what Horus would have been if the four chucklefucks didn't set off dominos to make him fall?
vestal needle
Did Clonegrim die or am I misremembering something
stoic girder
as leader of the imperium
Go fuck yourself Erebus.
quaint ore
as leader of the imperium
Russ stabbed him with the spear which the emperor gave him, even without chaos corruption he hated the imperium
primal rapids
I want to see a what-if scenario where Angron didn't get the Butcher's Nails and was actually the most chill Primarch
quaint ore
Angron would've been loyalist 10000%
primal rapids
Or if Konrad Curze had an actual normal childhood so he didn't become War Crimes Batman
Actually, no wait, what I most want to see is Perturabo not being super fucking salty and assmad about everything, particularly Dorn. Can you imagine if he stayed loyal? The Horus Heresy probably would have fallen flat on its face.
quaint ore
Perturabo hard carried siege of terra
narrow sorrel
Perturabo hard carried the heresy
quaint ore
Truke
narrow sorrel
only to give him more shit to mald about
quaint ore
Ngl it doesnt make sense why he became a grrater daemon to me
narrow sorrel
did he
quaint ore
But again jts GW
narrow sorrel
I thought his whole gimmick was Chaos undivided and not actually being a chaosmorph
primal rapids
Perturabo singlehandedly ascending to become the fifth Chaos god of weaponized autism and salt
visual stirrup
fucking hate primaris
quaint ore
fucking hate primaris
Truke
primal rapids
Can we go back to M41.999
quaint ore
I liked them but then realised how fucking worthless addition they are
visual stirrup
the idea that somebody who isn't divine (Cawl) could improve upon the emperor's work is fucking heresy
quaint ore
If they wanted an excuse to change how astartes look just have cawl come up with fresher power armor design
narrow sorrel
a space marine inside a space marine!
placid sail
this is all your fault, fuck you
quaint ore
And just remold space marines to be less stumpy
narrow sorrel
Flashgitz predicted primaris
primal rapids
To be fair, the whole Astartes thing was a wash almost from the word go, since the Primarchs got yoinked
narrow sorrel
can we get the war in heaven spinoff
quaint ore
Wont happen, GW peddles slop for the masses to gobble up
primal rapids
DAOT humanity fighting the Men of Iron