#🎪bruh-fart

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deep topaz
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Employment

simple ore
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the farts were like switching gears

icy apex
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ah

river zealot
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why do you want a sex scene so hard anyway

placid sail
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I don't? I don't even know whether I'm gonna play the game yet

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it's youyou's words, not mine

river zealot
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riiiight

placid sail
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but it did strike me as odd

simple ore
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you're literally malding about it

placid sail
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I'd expect a bioware-level companion fuckery in a game like that

simple ore
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don't blame me

rare mica
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Gonna ruin your day guys

placid sail
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who cares

river zealot
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what do you mean

rare mica
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It's funny

simple ore
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concord wasn't that bad it just failed miserably

placid sail
river zealot
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oh shit they made mass effect

placid sail
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the entire dragon age series

simple ore
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dragon age

slender rock
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I hate the fact this is blu tooth

river zealot
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never played it

slender rock
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🤔

river zealot
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plan to play the older ones some day

simple ore
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anthem ohno

icy apex
slender rock
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Hack da washa

placid sail
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you won't, tarkov still exist

icy apex
simple ore
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marathon ohno

river zealot
icy apex
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anthem is the biggest fumble ive seen

simple ore
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ok marathon was bungie i think
i keep mixing these two

slender rock
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Dork

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Look at this dork boi

placid sail
slender rock
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Smiling while eepin

stoic girder
river zealot
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game is very linear

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there is only 2, which only change a couple cutscenes

simple ore
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i don't retards who mald hard over romancing companions

river zealot
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choices usually change a cutscene or two, but dont really change the game to the point that starting a new playthru gives you more content

simple ore
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same thing happened when i was looking up shit for outer worlds

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some retards legit refused to buy the game cause you couldn't do that lmao

prisma quartz
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i'm like the opposite

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i think romancing in games is usually just weird and adds nothing

simple ore
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and it always creates annoying characters

river zealot
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usually i just cringe with romance in most games

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dispatch had it pretty nice

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bg3 was okayish

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apart from the part where gale tried to fuck me

simple ore
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bg3 had too much

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everyone wanted to fuck

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even if you didn't engage

river zealot
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yeah

prisma quartz
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story of my life dude

simple ore
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gale i want to help you do your quest not get assfucked

stoic girder
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I don't romance with an ogre.

placid sail
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shit was strange and hilarious

simple ore
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was it ?

lapis zinc
placid sail
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I think they ultimately left it on like that

simple ore
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bruh

lapis zinc
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It's a cantrip even

river zealot
simple ore
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i fucking wish they had better voice options for your character

stoic girder
river zealot
simple ore
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my half orc barbarian sounding like an 1800s british royalty is so weird

placid sail
lapis zinc
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Wish you could select no voice for bg3

river zealot
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oh cool magic bro

placid sail
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sorry to leave you hanging dog but I just wanted to see some magic kekl

river zealot
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"wanna fuck?"

simple ore
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i did find a mod that uses ai to make the orc sound like the wow one
but that doesn't work anymore sadly

lapis zinc
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I did that

slender rock
river zealot
placid sail
river zealot
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cant handle cringe

lapis zinc
stoic girder
stoic girder
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At least some turbovirgin can write a "perfect" romance.

placid sail
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I didn't really like companions in bg3 in general, aside from jumping at your cock at first opportunity

slender rock
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Uh

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Uhhh

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Fucking mach get fucked apparently

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I didn't set it to rend and tear

placid sail
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instant trauma dumping, and a lot of it, and just a general awkward artificial vibe

river zealot
slender rock
placid sail
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so it was a bunch of us being cock blocked and him just autistically ignoring companions in general

lapis zinc
primal rapids
simple ore
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i have no valve and i must steam

placid sail
river zealot
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because we both could

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i didnt like laezel

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she is ugly

primal rapids
river zealot
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and she pisses me off

slender rock
placid sail
lapis zinc
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It's great fun

river zealot
river zealot
slender rock
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Jesus

prisma quartz
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mew maxxing

lapis zinc
# placid sail ?

Battle master is a subclass for fighter. Laezels is a fighter. If you try her out as a party member I recommend battle master subclass for fighter.

river zealot
placid sail
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||man imagine playing a fighter in dnd||

primal rapids
lapis zinc
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Poetry

river zealot
lapis zinc
placid sail
river zealot
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i did paladin elf bhaal son first

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divine smite everything into oblivion

placid sail
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paladin has an rp license to be autistic™

river zealot
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dark urge

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thats what its called

lapis zinc
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Durge is crazy fun

simple ore
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barbarian throw build >

lapis zinc
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Slayer form for the durge was also fun to play around with

simple ore
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i cast rage
i throw chair

lapis zinc
simple ore
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me fighting goblins

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also being able to pick up explosive barrels was very funny

placid sail
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I wanted to play that bg3 mod that turns it into a roguelike dungeon

simple ore
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stack 50 barrels near npc
kaboom

placid sail
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but it's such a chore to download those 15000000 gbs back and forth

simple ore
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i saw

placid sail
lapis zinc
lapis zinc
primal rapids
simple ore
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i legit can't tell if this is real

primal rapids
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I'd say it probably isn't real, the ports are way too small

deep topaz
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I hope thats real

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Perfect tie in

deep topaz
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Unless I'm thinking of Attila

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God Attila would be so much better without attila

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Just Rome2 but big

slender rock
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Washed the cats little felt mouse

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Oops

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Mous got waterboarded

narrow lotus
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hardest in R2W were the Scipii ( blue ) as the lands the game sends you to conquer are the desert dogshit ones and you have a lot of penalties

slender rock
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Triangle

verbal needle
narrow lotus
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in Atilla Western Empire is suicide

deep topaz
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Idk how Atilla even ends

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Surely he must stop advancing at some point

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Or else everyone gets wiped

slender rock
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Choose your torture device

scenic field
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Do my brows

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Plz

slender rock
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Oh yeah? Gonna use the dullist blade too

scenic field
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...ok

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As long as it gets done

slender rock
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Ye

deep topaz
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Take the small spear, 9th from the right, place under big toe's nail, slam into wall

slender rock
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I asked Mom for a small kit, she's like "sure" gets the expansed edition

scenic field
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Have we discussed zomboid today

slender rock
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Just needed new nail clippers

slender rock
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Gotta remedy that

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Oh gof

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God*

slender rock
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Flops typing again

broken pebble
slender rock
scenic field
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Polaroid

slender rock
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Yes

crude oak
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Mother of Europe, thank you

slender rock
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Flash stays on even in bright situations

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Hmm

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Hmmm

storm stream
river zealot
slender rock
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@river zealot it's a newer retro-cool instax fujifilms version of polaroid

crude oak
river zealot
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Hm

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Weird

slender rock
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No

river zealot
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Cool i guess

slender rock
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Gimmicky retro is cool comeback shit

river zealot
slender rock
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With newer cheaper internals

stoic girder
slender rock
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Mom won it with Marlboro rewards

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So over time it cost more for this per pack of cigs

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To get camera

river zealot
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I think that should be a cause for concern

slender rock
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Otherwise it's 60 USD and 29.99 for the two pack of film

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Smokers be like that

river zealot
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Bruh

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How much does the film last you

slender rock
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She's 64 so

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I doubt she cares of her lungs much

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10 shots per cart

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So 20 in a pack

river zealot
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Bruh

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Its like the shit they do with printers

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Lose money on producing it, make it back with the ink

stoic girder
slender rock
placid sail
crude oak
slender rock
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I have a Minolta 35mm that I want to get more lenses for

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And I need to pop a few cans of film too

stoic girder
slender rock
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Which reminds me I need to get another battery for it as well

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My main digital pos camera died when I lent it out

primal rapids
slender rock
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Floofs

narrow sorrel
stoic girder
narrow sorrel
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I found a Russian dubbed one once, but I couldn't find it again sadge

stoic girder
prisma venture
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Found them gangsters

narrow sorrel
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Is this haram? clueless

prisma venture
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Dunno

prisma venture
narrow sorrel
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lieutenant dan?

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is that you?

prisma venture
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Nah nah

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My lad

solar breach
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holy shit its him

narrow sorrel
stoic girder
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What the fuck is this?

narrow sorrel
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...a modernized set of morions?

stoic girder
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For when you need everyone on the trail to know you hate minorities and have an unregistered firearm collection.

drifting mantle
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We'll wear those when we invade south america

narrow sorrel
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Germans will LARP as spaniards while invading south america?

drifting mantle
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I just listend to all the songs I have on my mp3 player and this got transfered by accident. I was so confused kekl

placid sail
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shadow broker is down

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I repeat, bozo down

manic cave
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there is LOL?

tidal trellis
placid sail
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@lapis zinc shadow cocker's dossiers on everyone are fucking hilarious UltraCryLaugh

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either I haven't finished the dlc back in the day or forgor, but that shit is supreme comedy

lapis zinc
placid sail
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grunt's google searches are hilarious

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Tali googling about humans and getting increasingly more horny

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NOW THIS

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THIS IS A FUCKING CHARACTER EXPOSITION

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what did go wrong? how did we lose this?

lapis zinc
placid sail
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@primal rapids was right all along

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or whoever was schizoing today about hanar assassins

lapis zinc
placid sail
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I now wish to see hanar jugglers too

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unless it's some euphemism

lapis zinc
placid sail
lapis zinc
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gotta love the weather stripping from doors on a house

eternal girder
crude oak
solar breach
placid sail
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||🇮🇹 ||

fading portal
placid sail
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time to play borderlands 4 on medium

spring quail
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I already was on my 2080 super

solar breach
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its great

weak jackal
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yeah uh this is my stop

placid sail
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like, the president?

latent jolt
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iykyk

past sparrow
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Women H_giga_2

primal kayak
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Fellas

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I forgot

slender rock
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Forgor

primal kayak
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Yeahpepew

slender rock
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Rip

cedar ridge
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Lmao, didn’t expect to see this in my recommendations 1kekEda

primal kayak
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I wish I had that much time

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Also did Mr Mark cheat?

cedar ridge
primal kayak
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Awpepesludge

cedar ridge
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But the video is more about analyzing how Fnaf community became crazy enough to solve this rather than invoking drama and attacking Markiplier

spring quail
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autism is a great weapon

primal kayak
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So they didn't want to lynch Mark? I expected the fnaf community to be more aggressive

cedar ridge
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The video itself is very chill

primal kayak
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Well that's good to hear

narrow sorrel
cedar ridge
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But yeah, the thumbnail looks clickbaity as hell 1kekEda

primal kayak
stoic girder
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@naive bison

spring quail
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i've been scammed

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coveted 4gb 5070

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i love speccy

verbal needle
spring quail
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its 16gb speccy is just ass

verbal needle
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Who needs vram anymore when the AI can just make up shit

stoic girder
spring quail
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my 8gb 2080 was also 4gb on speccy

spring quail
fallow trellis
glad carbon
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holy shit bo7 is the laziest slop theyve made yet

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ai generated calling cards, not even like 1/50 like the last 2 games

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literally just churned out grok generated ones

fading portal
hollow plover
fading portal
glad carbon
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paid loading screens or whatever

stoic girder
cedar ridge
stoic girder
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Fucking hilarious omegakekw

deep topaz
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This kids face always looks so stupid lol

fading portal
cedar ridge
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Timings are insane

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And it’s also pretty rng too

fluid heron
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i regret fighting any group of animals in this game

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everyone has atleast 2 broken limbs

visual stirrup
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diet coke tastes like shit

fluid heron
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god damnit

spring quail
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i grew up disliking viennas and haven't had them since i was 7

summer flame
fluid heron
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same

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has the worst stats in the squad other than her toughness

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everyone is in a toughness fucking defecit

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she has 60 everyone else has like 8

summer flame
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I wonder why

fluid heron
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cuz im giving her crazy backshots she needs the toughness for it

summer flame
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see everyone always simps for ruka

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I'm a Raine kinda guy

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cuz I like tall girls

fluid heron
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well guess who im gonna get next

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i could either pay for her like a prostitue or knock her out and kidnap her for free like a prostitute

summer flame
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in my old save I tore all her limbs off and gave her masterwork combat prosthetics

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she was a literal demon

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entire samurai squads laid dead at her feet

fluid heron
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kidnapping dust bosses is kinda cracked

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with recruitable prisoners

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some good fucking stats

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might get a big mercenary party and take the dust boss as a prisoner for training

deep topaz
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I'm gonna eat em at work tomorrow

deep topaz
fluid heron
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except in kenshi a puppy will fucking destroy you

deep topaz
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Because it's too cute for your characters to slaughter it. You need psychopaths

fluid heron
deep topaz
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Spear, you'll fare far better

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Having something longer than an enemy's reach is always a great benefit

fluid heron
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my first character always runs a polearm

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i just like em

deep topaz
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Spears usually turn to shit in any fighting game aside from one with direct control

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If you know how to stab and swing while backpedaling, you're a huge threat

scenic field
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Idk if i should post it

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But

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Its a dude with nvgs spear hunting wild pigs in a swamp

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Kinda brutal

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In a cool way

deep topaz
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He's got balls, but if he did it by flashlight, he'd have huge balls

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Send it to me

spring quail
deep topaz
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Most likely

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It's like fish canned in water versus oil

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Huge difference

spring quail
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i dont know if i want tuna in oil or water

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i can buy 48pks of either

deep topaz
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Olive oil is best

spring quail
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tuna and cod family are all i can stomach fishwise

deep topaz
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I wouldn't eat tuna canned in anything but olive oil

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Extra virgin if possible

spring quail
deep topaz
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With a little salt and pepper

spring quail
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i was gonna get this but vegatable oil

deep topaz
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I wouldn't eat it out of the can, but if you want to cook it into a sandwich, that would be fine

spring quail
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im looking for out-of-can chadability

deep topaz
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Olive oil or bust

spring quail
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alright now how about tuna type

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yellowfin/albacore/white

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idk how to feesh

deep topaz
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I personally like yellowfin

fluid heron
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another dust boss

gleaming grove
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Me to the dude with a femboy boyfriend

spring quail
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i have decided

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even though its fuckexpensive compared to the veggie oil 48pk

glad carbon
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sinless drink

summer flame
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real

stoic girder
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Ahh, the old one digit combination safe.

deep topaz
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I'd pick food

deep topaz
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or a NPC?

stoic girder
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Not real obviously, Arc Raiders is too PG for that.

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I mean, your executing animations are you just punching a guy. Really?

spring quail
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i like bagman's execution animation in forever winter

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dude uses his other hand like a hammer* to push the knife into skulls

deep topaz
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yeah dude the less range you have the more damage the thing deals

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so your hands are max damage

stoic girder
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No wonder everyone is friendly when killing people isn't visually cool.

little mirage
deep topaz
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games need brutal gore again

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we need to go back to World At War as a baseline

little mirage
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Again?

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Ah you mean unapologetic brutality

deep topaz
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we need more exploded heads from headshots

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chunks falling off from large calibers

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shotguns visibly removing pieces

little mirage
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I always wanted a fallout war game made by good writers but we wont get that

stoic girder
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People screaming as they are lit on fire.

little mirage
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Instead you need to watch a hoi4 old world blue larp video

stoic girder
little mirage
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Never tried that.

summer flame
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I love hoi4 larp

little mirage
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I saved myself 72 hours of my life watching a dude do the thing I was intrigued by.

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Seeing fallout hoi4 makes fallout's entire ip more intriguing while also making bethesda look like dumb shit

summer flame
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real af

little mirage
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Btw if you want some cool fallout vids go watch warlockracy. Dude is my favorite hour long youtuber

toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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soda meant to taste like a pharmacy

spring quail
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dr pepper is the choice of kings

scenic field
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Pibb xtra is superior

toxic sundial
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pibb is good, fair contender. But it's hard to beat the doctor

spring quail
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if i had control of the syrup ratio i'd have heavy dr pepper on tap everywhere

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if youve ever had heavy pepsi

spring quail
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oonufnnfufnun

scenic field
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Is that like heavy water lol

spring quail
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no it's just a bit extra syrup to soda water ratio

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you can find heavy pepsi in podunk ass southern gas stations

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rural areas

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rare drop

scenic field
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Oooh

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Ill keep my eyes peeled

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Never been to the south

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My friend and i were hanging out yesterday talking about discontinued snack stuff

spring quail
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i don't mean off the interstate rural area (unless you get a legendary drop) i mean rural area like "why am i here"

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like off an old State Route

scenic field
spring quail
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bring it back

scenic field
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Seriously

spring quail
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get rid of cookies and cream

scenic field
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NO

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Get rid of regular hersheys 😎

deep topaz
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tastes like meat instead of slop

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same texture

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better flavor

spring quail
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i'll grab a tin to try

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what's the protein per serving

deep topaz
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6g

fluid heron
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im boutta turn this bandit boss into a greek god and hes going to power level everyone

deep topaz
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about 10 per tin

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10g

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6 sausages but the serving size is 4

spring quail
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lol the label im looking at says the serving size is 3

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mandela sausage

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but that much protein for $1.25? i been sleeping too long

deep topaz
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must be an old label

spring quail
deep topaz
spring quail
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i just with it didnt have donny downs on the label lmao

deep topaz
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it adds some charm lol

spring quail
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yeah

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you turn the can away from you so everyone can see the weird shit you're eating

gleaming grove
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@drifting mantle beat da bitch

spring quail
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did you eat em room temp or refridged

fluid heron
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HE GOT FUCKING STOLEN IM PISSED

deep topaz
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room

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why would you refrigerate a shelf stable food

spring quail
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some people like cold meat man

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im trying to be inclusive

deep topaz
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i guess

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Catmoflague

scenic field
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I had a prime rib leftover, it was fridge cold

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Literally melted in my mouth

spring quail
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i like cold fried chicken with hot sauce

gleaming grove
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@somber sandal

somber sandal
toxic sundial
lapis zinc
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the spicy ones are the goat

gleaming grove
upper shore
visual stirrup
spring quail
deep topaz
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direct upgrade I think

spring quail
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they have a spicy version too

toxic sundial
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Perk of not being stupid

scenic field
toxic sundial
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Only idiots die of foodborne illness

scenic field
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Extra spicy, extra mayo

toxic sundial
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personally I just don't let that kinda stuff affect me

scenic field
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ITS IN THE FRIDGE

spring quail
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i typically eat day old room temp pizza

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within 3 days of buying it

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i stopped fridhing it

scenic field
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Countertop pizza

toxic sundial
scenic field
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The passout special

spring quail
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my retarded ass calls it dry aged pizza

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i like it

scenic field
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Lol

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Im taking that

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Ill give credit to "dr gaz from stalker chat"

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"No no not like stalking but.. let me explain"

spring quail
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i wear a stalker movie shirt to work a lot

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when randoms ask wtf the russian means and i say stalker they visibly recoil half the time

scenic field
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Lol

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That sounds like a cool shirt

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'Dope', as highschool me would describe it

spring quail
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its wrinkly from sitting in laundry basket for too long but lemme take pictures

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its front and back

scenic field
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Plz do

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I was gonna ask

spring quail
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idk why the front picture is reddish but it's not like that in person

scenic field
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Damn

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Thats fuckin cool dude

spring quail
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i got it on etsy

scenic field
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Oooog

spring quail
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i dont think its available anymore

scenic field
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I have a nostromo shirt from alien. Found it at goodwill

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Not nearly as cool.

spring quail
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there's other stalker movie shirts on there with different graphics but the one pictured is gone

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i'd love a Solaris movie shirt in the same style

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gut-wrenching ass movie

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very cool effects and visuals tho

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city scenes look almost alien

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(to me, western pigdog)

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this is better than the 2000's version 1001%

solar breach
stoic girder
spring quail
deep topaz
spring quail
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Does it work with jambler

deep topaz
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great question

solar breach
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i never understood why mfs obsess over graphics so hard

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ruins the stalker vibe

stoic girder
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Only ones obsessed over graphics are AAA devs.

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We already have photoreal graphics.

visual stirrup
stoic girder
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Makes cool trailers.

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Plays like shit.

deep topaz
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I like HD models for Stalger cause the original models just kinda look strange to me

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has the Half Life 1 blocky feel

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at least for the armors

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some of the heavy suits especially

spring quail
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to this day i don't know what killed the guy that says "get out of here stalker" in my game

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he just died on the catwalk one day

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is there a preferred cracker to have with your tuna

deep topaz
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Butter crackers

solar breach
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Hes my favorite info merchant

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Yeah he's flagged as an info merchant for some fucking reason and buys pdas

spring quail
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never knew that lmao

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i was sad when i installed the mod that increases name variety after he died (anus? idr it had a wack name)

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his corpse had a different name

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i was legit sad

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im glad i set this deadpan mf as my paypal pfp

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"really bro? another pay in 4?"

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like kiryu is my personal paypal assistant

coarse bear
visual stirrup
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can't pause either

visual stirrup
spring quail
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i

visual stirrup
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it looks like misery is back on steam

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what happened?

spring quail
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they probably did the needful, capitulated, and removed the infringing content

visual stirrup
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"did the needful"

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I know that's an old british english expression, but it's coming back into use from the influence of indian englissh

spring quail
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yes my brother works for jp morgan & chase as a java dev and he hears that all the time

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and repeats it back to me all the time

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we're both snowmen

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there's a photo of him with his coworker's relatives during diwali last year somewhere

deep topaz
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I will never understand why anyone would EVER design a single player mode to be always online

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What's the fucking point

spring quail
#

tone deafness

deep topaz
#

What could this possibly be for

spring quail
#

"what you guys dont have netternet"

stoic girder
visual stirrup
deep topaz
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the bar could not possibly get lower

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millions of dollars flushed down the shitter

visual stirrup
#

there's even more AI slop in the badges and banners and such

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because they learned nothing from the backlash for the same shit in BO6

stoic girder
visual stirrup
stoic girder
visual stirrup
#

they started doing that in BO6

visual stirrup
#

you weirdo

solar breach
visual stirrup
stoic girder
#

Also how you decide to blame it on Indians is really telling.

solar breach
#

But yeah I saw the cod 7 release date and was not at all shocked this is how it turned out

spring quail
solar breach
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If only the cod 4, mw2, and bo2 lobbies will fill up again

visual stirrup
stoic girder
#

I was going to say Chyna.

thick wadi
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Drop insult someone picks it up

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Pack it up bozo

spring quail
visual stirrup
solar breach
#

Good news, the sterlok lighter is on its way, bad news I'm gonna be out of town and my mother is probably going to invade my privacy and ask why I bought a lighter

spring quail
solar breach
spring quail
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holy fuck how

solar breach
#

I have no idea how it passed copyright

lapis zinc
#

👍🏻

solar breach
#

All my other attempts at custom lighters didn't work

spring quail
#

you can customize a zippo like this?

solar breach
#

Even artwork someone drew of medic for me

solar breach
spring quail
#

what's the surcharge

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compared to their armor case chrome basic bitch

solar breach
#

I'm uh slowly descending into being addicted to nicotine but I really just like clicking zippos

spring quail
#

($26??)

stoic girder
solar breach
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So 40

spring quail
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not bad at all

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and the hype window with the battlefield 3 announcment and alpha access

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ough i wish i could be 11 again

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this was back when i thought grafficks were sextacular be all end all of games

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my retarded ass started arguments about crysis 3 causing xbox consoles to smoke

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my middle school library always had that month's gameinformer and i always had that shit in my hands monday morning

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cover to cover every month

stoic girder
spring quail
#

waltuh ass spot

slender rock
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@narrow lotus

spring quail
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oh so its ok when a woman does it

lapis zinc
#

wizard wand confirmed

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what spells can she cast

spring quail
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alteration, fish fry, novice

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engulf the area in an ungodly, unclean stench

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go on, get within 10 feet of a female smegma haver

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tell me im wrong

deep topaz
#

should I kill this guy for being named Aldo

stoic girder
stoic girder
spring quail
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he made kiryu mad

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which means he deserved it

stoic girder
vast wren
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hello

deep topaz
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Greetings

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Stella do you hit big spiders with your thongs

vast wren
#

what

deep topaz
#

Do you hit big spiders with a thong

high meteor
lapis zinc
visual stirrup
#

thong is a perfectly normal word

lapis zinc
visual stirrup
#

the original meaning of the word has fallen out of use

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strap of leather

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i petition that we bring leather back into fashion

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tldr
the aussie killed a spider with a sandal
the rest of the anglosphere is surprised that aussies call sandals "thongs"

glad carbon
lapis zinc
#

Yes, that was the joke

deep topaz
#

Oh I thought that conversation happened in this channel

lapis zinc
#

No and I probably shouldn't draw attention to the tarkov chat because I like it the way it is now

fluid heron
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creating a fucking gladitorial arena

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im using training swords so im gonna turn a random starving vagrant into a demi god that will power level everyone else

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nevermind both of us got fucking one tapped by a random dust bandit in a fucking turret

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felt like i got fucking head eyes by a scav

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basically what happened

spring quail
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i have a new gpu

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whats next

vast wren
#

what fucking universe would I do that in

fluid heron
spring quail
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i alt tabbed out of skyrim earlier and everything turned green

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Throwback to when I faced off against a huge roach

lapis zinc
#

even got your thong on

fluid heron
#

my super saiyans in training are following me

spring quail
#

ill beat them all with my thong

visual stirrup
spring quail
naive bison
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just use hardware id

spring quail
#

its to show your shit off

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hasnt worked good in a while

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hwid made it

naive bison
#

💀

spring quail
#

its limited edition

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retard

naive bison
#

not nice

glad carbon
spring quail
#

they only made 4gb 5070ti's in an alternate universe

scenic field
#

Who won

spring quail
#

i did

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then his relative came

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my brother's fiance shrieked

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i pounced like a jaguar on a camen

scenic field
#

Did you start a throne

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Of their skulls

spring quail
#

no all their corpses fell behind the dresser or desk and i wasnt digging for that shit

toxic sundial
coarse bear
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Nah she sounds like a rusty nail on a metal sheet

spring quail
coarse bear
#

Harry DuBois singing karaoke voice

stark gull
stoic girder
spring quail
#

bald peegal

coarse bear
#

NNN
Posts nutting eaglehead
Also just posts dick and balls like a retard

dreamy flaxBOT
#

kekpoint @stark gull (ommnis) has been muted for 5 days for reason: Actually fucking stupid (dick-n-balls gif), you got muted for barely suggestive shit before -5d

coarse bear
spring quail
coarse bear
#

You're the uncle that works at Nintendo?

spring quail
#

no that's my cousin

#

im the memory modeler

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i can model anything from memory

fluid heron
#

after a minor amount of slave ass beating hes fucking shredded

pseudo robin
#

NOT FLIP FLOPS

high meteor
#

what did blud post

slender rock
slender rock
#

Yessir

spring quail
#

the fearful 1:30 am shower is upon me

eager igloo
spring quail
#

this is brainfart

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not brainfungus

slender rock
coarse bear
slender rock
#

Probably eatble

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Probably

spring quail
slender rock
#

Hell yeah

river zealot
tight rune
eager igloo
atomic crane
#

oh shit @slender rock is here to review this Creed AI parody

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wait is that Blur or some newf

little mirage
#

What does green refer to

atomic crane
clear vapor
little mirage
#

green rathalos. The unspoken sub species

slender rock
spring quail
#

take your scroll wheel higher

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its littrley roight there

spring quail
#

spongebob's come-through rating has to be untouchable

little mirage
#

Come through rating?

spring quail
#

when you order something

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and they dont fuck it up and maybe throw in a lil extra fries or something

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that dude has the ocean god swooning over the burger

little mirage
#

Well when theres like 4 things on the menu i wouldnt call it hard

naive bison
spring quail
little mirage
little mirage
spring quail
#

we turn redditors into burger meat

little mirage
#

Wasnt there an episode where they turn spongebob into burger meat?

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Or was that some parody

spring quail
#

i dont remember

slender rock
#

Scott Scampp

spring quail
#

i stopped keeping up with sponge when i was like 13 because catching a new episode was fucking impossible

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spring quail
#

now modern spongebob is just brainrot shitfuck anal seepage hot sauce

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every character has to be involved in every episode now for no reason

fallow trellis
slender rock
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"Shitfuck anal"

naive bison
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ts was insane in like

little mirage
naive bison
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gta 4

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or RDR 2

spring quail
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fallow trellis
#

what

narrow lotus
#

no really you 've been here for months

fallow trellis
#

dudes been here for 20 years

#

you new?

slender rock
#

Like a constant flow of anal seepage?

#

Gaz

slender rock
#

But it is though

high wing
#

crack

spring quail
slender rock
#

Used 10w15

spring quail
#

thats what i mean

little mirage
#

Spongrbob humor is just reddit brainrot now

slender rock
#

Does that work

little mirage
#

Or rather forced. Since it feels more like appealing to kid humor rather than being their intentional humor

slender rock
#

I am not wasting el tapitio for this

spring quail
#

go to ihop and steal a bottle of cholula

atomic crane
#

i shed a tear listening to the silvermoon city theme from old wow

slender rock
little mirage
atomic crane
#

*pulls up the exact figures

#

where did that come from

little mirage
#

Also depends on the power of the sauce

#

My wife tanked ghost pepper sauce

slender rock
#

IHOP is out the question @spring quail closes in 3 mins and 9 min drive away

#

Best I can do is taco bell sauce

spring quail
slender rock
#

I hate it here

atomic crane
#

waffle house?

spring quail
#

ill never forgive the people that let this shit continue 5 years after the fact

#

waffle house doesn't have easily stealable bottles of actually good hotsauce

slender rock
#

Waffle house isn't a thing here much

#

Not locally anyways

atomic crane
little mirage
atomic crane
#

sorry haha commiepornia

spring quail
#

i miss 3 am walmart trips

little mirage
#

Dangerous adventure

spring quail
#

i miss riding around on the fat people scooters blasting mario kart music chasing my ex around

spring quail
#

buying a whole gallon of orange sherbet

#

forgetting about it in the car

slender rock
#

Waffle House adjacent

spring quail
#

"closed"

#

wrong

atomic crane
#

house-curious

#

nice try, google

#

i have a master key

#

its called a car, bucko

slender rock
atomic crane
#

simply drive your car through their front door

slender rock
#

Not my car

spring quail
#

good you already stole one

atomic crane
#

so true

spring quail
#

can't be traced to you

slender rock
#

And I am not a drivers license holder

atomic crane
#

this just keeps getting better

slender rock
#

And not insured either

#

😊

spring quail
#

how fast can you run

#

because after the impact you need to beat feet in the confusion

atomic crane
#

You may need to hide your ill-gotten gains

slender rock
atomic crane
#

cafe size cholula bottles are approximately colon sized

slender rock
#

How do you know this

#

Exactly

#

I'm curious

atomic crane
#

simple measurements

#

rounded tip as well

slender rock
#

Everyone's colon has its own... Elasticity

atomic crane
#

how do you know that?

spring quail
#

do what i did when i was an electrical contractor warehouse driver. pick the tools up from the job site, pick up some extra ones you werent supposed to, that looked lonely, put them in a duffy, put duffy at undisclosed stash location close towards home, pick up later

slender rock
fallow trellis
#

me asf

fluid heron
#

the aura on this dude is fucking nuts

slender rock
drifting mantle
fluid heron
fallow trellis
little mirage
fluid heron
#

thats really fucking good

#

native stylise

little mirage
#

Nexus or workshop?

fluid heron
#

you edit one file and it adds some reshade shaders built in

#

workshop

#

and nexus

#

just get it off the workshop

fallow trellis
#

Never call Chucke Cheese at 3am

atomic crane
little mirage
#

You running vanilla + or complete overhaul?

fluid heron
little mirage
fluid heron
#

those giant mods are a fucking crash nightmare

#

and just detract so far from kenshi and its lore i just cant even fuck with them

visual stirrup
#

3 hours until Tarkov 1.0

#

it's so fucking joever

little mirage
#

Same. Tried doing a complete overhaul. Each load screen per travel took 5 minutes

#

What would tarkov 1.0 provide

visual stirrup
#

why does Tarkov have the "Psychological Horror" tag on steam?

visual stirrup