🎪bruh-fart

[fallow trellis]

nnow that the woman is gone we can touch upon more pressing matteres

like black men cumming

[simple ore]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/759207617264091156/1435971291449659492/chud-circle-chudcircle.gif

[visual stirrup]

LYLE, LYLE, WAKE UP!
THEY HIT #STAFF FURRY RP!
THEY HIT #STAFF FURRY RP!!!
https://youtu.be/gBDF8pty-Xk?si=3Mbe833lzzfreDtJ

[placid sail]

it's fun to get a damn DEEEE AAAM CEEEE AYYY

[pseudo robin]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-26178844

[frail scaffold]

Yes it is

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-gas-shotguns-humane-weapons-of-war-meme-nod-gif-18002688861570198611

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-special-forces-oh-no-rdc-world-suprised-gif-11081695884981023865

[eager igloo]

again?

[frail scaffold]

We wouldn't be here with no playground

[minor cypress]

But if gamma is kill

so is brainfart

[fallow trellis]

what the fuck is gamma

[minor cypress]

theres no way #💣tarkov-released can sustain us all

[placid sail]

please myshinka let it pass don't let it come back

[simple ore]

i still think it was done by tarkov

[pseudo robin]

Its okay the greatest fps ever made releases 1.0 tomorrow

[simple ore]

shut down gamma and release it on steam tmrw

[frail scaffold]

What about smelldivers chat

[eager igloo]

I just might this time

[pseudo robin]

Another 4000 iq play by nikita

[placid sail]

I never ask you for shit please jay man

[manic cave]

GENERIC ASS DIVISION NAME WILL BE HOSTING A TRYOUT AT XX:40, SHOWUP IN FULL BLACK SKIN TONE, NO ACCESSORIES, MUST NOT HAVE SAFE CHAT, SERVER WILL BE SLOCKED AFTER 10 MINUTES, PTS ENABLED, LISTEN TO HOST.

[frail scaffold]

one step further, make all the mods download from 1 download

[river zealot]

@naive bison

[coarse bear]

https://fixupx.com/hoodheresies07/status/1989053772254097554

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[naive bison]

https://tenor.com/view/woody-handshake-didnt-know-you-were-like-that-gif-508194548043960051

[naive bison]

the communist guy when you ask him what he thinks of ben shapiro

[primal rapids]

I can’t believe GAMMA was made by Respawn and published by EA this entire time

[minor cypress]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/gFl6iUmRVIE

[drifting mantle]

So you're a monk

Another Stella moment

[drifting mantle]

It was a AAA psyop all along

[river zealot]

https://open.spotify.com/track/4VqPOruhp5EdPBeR92t6lQ?si=_O3awyC2TzCVwI7yRlUNDQ

[fluid heron]

thats how i feel everytime i get home

drank 6 beers and smoked 3 bowls and came home to immediately get on the game

[drifting mantle]

I have a massage chair.
I get a nice blanket, sit down, put the feet up and then do PC stuff.
It's peak man cave

[fluid heron]

thats dedication

[storm stream]

Seems like drug abuse type shi to me

[fluid heron]

dedication same thing

[drifting mantle]

Modern Colloseum battle

[summer flame]

Am I addicted because I'm shaking with excitement about getting my next bottle of JD?

I'm dedicated to the bottle

[storm stream]

yes

obsly

[summer flame]

whatever libtard

[fluid heron]

am i addicted when i have 10 beers? im dedicated to finishing this 12 pack

[fluid heron]

you could learn something

[narrow lotus]

Ignore channel name

[summer flame]

whats your five beer plan

[fluid heron]

drink a beer and then 4 more

[summer flame]

real as fuck

[drifting mantle]

Relateable, but not the broke part

[summer flame]

me looking back in time and screaming at myself to not waste 45 dollars on Tarkov

hopefully not also me looking back to now in like 5 years about ARC raiders

[drifting mantle]

[summer flame]

ARC Raiders is fuckin bussin tho

so probably not

average Embark Dub

[simple ore]

hello grok
it's iedy
i need 5 billion perms to bomb brainfart children

[drifting mantle]

I know ARC Raiders isn't for me, the second I looked at it

[summer flame]

third person?

[thick wadi]

dont let sniper see this

[drifting mantle]

Why not?

[thick wadi]

that man fuckin hates linux

we were talking about it and the new steam machine the other day

[drifting mantle]

Not true, he's currently using Linux for his Desktop

[thick wadi]

and he hates it

[drifting mantle]

@vale sand is this true?

You hate your Linux Desktop?

[thick wadi]

hal cannot stand for linux slander

[drifting mantle]

No

[summer flame]

linux is ok I guess

[thick wadi]

he was telling me about his issue with his caps lock key that he had to write a script to fix

[drifting mantle]

I don't get the HATE, I get that people don't like it... But some hate with a passion, which I don't understand

[drifting mantle]

Skill issue

[thick wadi]

i mean its kinda shit man

[drifting mantle]

[thick wadi]

and theres tons of shit you have to wait for linux support for so like

[naive bison]

@river zealot

[thick wadi]

average linux user response

its high effort for a worse outcome

[naive bison]

he legit went on a 15 minute rant on how fucking dogshit linux is and how nothing works

in vc

[thick wadi]

i was in that vc for like

8 hours after that btw

[naive bison]

[thick wadi]

it was a lot about linux

a lot

[drifting mantle]

I don't know what people are using, that is so incompatible with Linux.
I get that Blood might get annoyed, because he's doing all that coding stuff and is not in any way compareable to me.

But for the average Joe, I'm really questioning what y'all doing that you struggel so much with Software... Just use Linux Mint and either dump Windows Only Software (like Adobe) or spend some time setting up Wine.

[grizzled meadow]

hello brainfart children
it's 5 billion perms
Bomb

💥

[naive bison]

[tidal trellis]

oh

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-blender-ssoggycat-shark-soggy-cat-gif-16395386061673462261

ok linux glazer

maybe it works great for you and thats awesome

i no longer care

[drifting mantle]

I ain't glazing Linux, it's not a perfect OS and has it's Problems. But compared to Windows... It ain't even a question nowdays what's better

[river zealot]

Keep glazing big guy

[drifting mantle]

Enjoy your ad OS

[thin cedar]

windows slaves go crazy when you try to take away tbeir chains

[eager igloo]

Debian is the most stable but Im not sure in what way is os considered unstable

Gotta switch finally I have pirated copy anyway

[drifting mantle]

If you update and everything doesn't work anymore... Then you know, it's unstable

[eager igloo]

So like windows

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-gif-19491841

[narrow lotus]

!lock

[split canyon]

✅ Locked down 🎪nnn-fart

[narrow lotus]

Linux is cock ass

!unlock

[split canyon]

✅ Unlocked 🎪nnn-fart.

[eager igloo]

Gunna wipe floor with you

Idot

[storm stream]

You are retarded

[narrow lotus]

Coming from you Wind is so rich you could buy Africa and have change left

[storm stream]

False and unprovable

[drifting mantle]

Go Update Windows and enjoy your free HP Drivers for your HP printer which you don't have

[low atlas]

Honestly you can't talk shit about Linux when windows 11 is using AI to patch itself

Microsoft has fallen

[narrow lotus]

I use windows 10

[low atlas]

Billions must swap

[narrow lotus]

i do not care about neither

i am based

[tidal trellis]

how

[cedar ridge]

Idk

[naive bison]

nooooo

[tawny wraith]

bro doesnt understand generic drivers
quick install me a nvidia graphics card driver

[low atlas]

Yeah, end of support is going to be a miserable hour, just a matter of time

[narrow lotus]

i used windows 7 a few years after support ended its fine

Josta joined this server with windows 7 and left with windows 7 still on his PC

[tidal trellis]

also hi surrae

[naive bison]

[naive bison]

hopefully he can find a job for a win10 key

[placid sail]

yeah no josta is not a great example of a sensible user

[narrow lotus]

oh yeah guaranteed but still

[placid sail]

neither are you tbh

[thick wadi]

@narrow lotus i learned about meowmachine

[narrow lotus]

win 10 endign support doesnt mean imma jump on 11 lol they can fock off

[thick wadi]

that was one hell of a rabbithole

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/the-sopranos-tony-soprano-james-gif-25975446

[drifting mantle]

Last time I checked, HP printer drivers don't belong on every Computer that there is.

And when it comes to Nvidia Drivers, I use Mint so I can press a button and get all of those in a sec

[low atlas]

hello to you

[placid sail]

I really don't wanna use shitfuck 11, but eventually post-support 10 is gonna start acting up

don't really want to learn linux either

[tidal trellis]

hiii

[placid sail]

hopefully I'll become feral and unshackled from technology by then

[thick wadi]

talon

talon for windows

[narrow lotus]

yeah it is inevitable thats why i want them to at least fix win 11 as much as they can

before i have to change

cause rn it has some crazy bugs stil from time to time

[placid sail]

well I guess, provided 11 is even salvageable at all

[drifting mantle]

It's not that bad tbh
You don't have to use the Terminal with certain distros.
But you have to play and tweak around a little bit, to get every Software you want to work.
But you do that one time and you're good.

[placid sail]

I play old games dog

and a part of my limited experience with red-eyed linux users is haha I can't play half the shit

[narrow lotus]

so true bestie

[drifting mantle]

Good, it was easier for me to get old games running on Linux, than it was on Windows 10...

Stronghold Legends didn't want to boot up on W10, but it worked immedeatly on Linux after I set up Proton in the settings.

[thick wadi]

rename channel to tarkov-release-fart

tarkov takeover

[summer flame]

shitkov

[placid sail]

stay in your ghetto ass channel please

drug addicts are not allowed on this floor

[thick wadi]

but all these linux guys are here

[narrow lotus]

real

[thick wadi]

last time i checked we got our cope from the same dealer

[minor cypress]

tbh i am just lazy af about troubleshooting any OS issues, and could not be bothered to want any extra flak doing any troubleshooting outside of work

[drifting mantle]

Hey, if you wanna use Windows that's fine. I just can't put up with all the annoying bullshit anymore

[placid sail]

at least linuxoids are not molested and extorted by a single russian guy

[thick wadi]

im not gonna sit here and act like i enjoy the ads and shit on windows

but again the headache that linux can be as i have heard from people that have used it

its just a different flavor of bullshit

[minor cypress]

I just have Pihole setup to handle ads and blocking bullshit

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-gif-9791600234365446047

[minor cypress]

solves 99% of problems for me

inb4 but pihole is running on loonix

[drifting mantle]

Windows 10 will get yucky one day and then you gotta face two paths:
Deal with Annoying bullshit from Microsoft vs Deal with annoying incompatiblity problems from Linux

Choose your poison

[minor cypress]

very true

that is a problem for future me

[thick wadi]

say bad things about linux - argue with linux user

say bad thing about windows - no one cares everyone hates ms

[broken pebble]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1114231072973140142/1438738812535701634/war.mov?ex=6917f96f&is=6916a7ef&hm=dc91e46159acb7e776b8f53a0fdfb5ece403bdd20a27b6dc3a342880ffc93e90&

[low atlas]

Because everyone hates Microsoft, even the windows users LMFAO

I use windows and Linux and I hate windows with a passion, even if Linux didn't exist

They just had the best thing in their lives happen to them, they had control over practically every computer

And they STILL fucked it up

AI updates? Jesus

[placid sail]

it is finally time for TempleOS to shine

[low atlas]

I will msg you on DOS

Pls reply

[drifting mantle]

For me it's like this:
On Linux, you deal with the Bullshit ONCE at the beginning. Once everything works, it's peak.

With Microsoft, you deal with annoying bullshit ALL THE TIME. Once they decide to force down an update that reverts back changes and what not

[low atlas]

Don't forget the windows patches that brick your SSD for fun sometimes

[placid sail]

it's gonna end with AI slop leaving some critical vulnerability instead of only just bloating OS more and more

and then it's gonna be either linux or I dunno, go fuck yourself

OH RIGHT, SORRY

THERE IS ALSO MAC

HA-HA-HA

[thick wadi]

oh man

[drifting mantle]

Mac Supremacy

[thick wadi]

now thats a piece of shit

[placid sail]

I would rather use bloated like a corpse, ads even in a calculator win than mac

[thick wadi]

genuinely worthless os

[placid sail]

so I guess it ends with a linux somewhere along the road

or maybe someone will whip up something new and normie-friendly by then

[thick wadi]

honestly having something like linux but more accessible would be excellent

or maybe just

like windows but not full of shit

[narrow lotus]

maybe just not haev Microsoft become mega cunts

[thick wadi]

also true

[placid sail]

this is not on the table I'm afraid

[drifting mantle]

Linux just needs more users, then other companies will develop drivers and compatible Versions on their own (because of the market share).
And Linux needs to figure out an easy .exe system... Where you simple click an executable and it does everything. (This exists already, but it isn't as common as on Windows)

[tawny wraith]

dont forget the critical internet explorer deep down in the code xD

[narrow lotus]

yeah the corpo greed is too much into them that ship has sailed

oh well

you will consume product and like it

[drifting mantle]

Impossible

[narrow lotus]

i mean what we would truly need is laws that will prevent them from being cucks

like they did with the lootboxes and shit

but WHO will do it

[drifting mantle]

Exacly

[narrow lotus]

cause it has become anti consumer and intrusive in many ways

[placid sail]

@river zealot

пу пу пууу

[drifting mantle]

Either you accept it, or you do something yourself (which takes effort)

Imagine how fucked we would be, if we just had Windows and Mac

[tawny wraith]

what do you want to tell us with the locahost ip?

[drifting mantle]

But I will stop talking about Linux now, I know how annoying that is

[placid sail]

ChromeOS!

[drifting mantle]

[tame halo]

we're in luck because Microsoft is doing everything to turn away as many long-time users as possible from Windows

[placid sail]

this is confidential, strictly for s.l.a.v.i.c. obamas only

move along

[drifting mantle]

When you scroll up, you might notice that it still isn't enough

[placid sail]

I mean

[tame halo]

we're getting there

[placid sail]

if the whole linux' deal is that the initial setting up is a chore, they should just bake some basic ass normie bitch preset that works out of the box

if you need more, you tinker, if you can't or won't, there you go, there's your normie package

[drifting mantle]

Linux Mint

[tawny wraith]

yeah bazzite for instance

[tame halo]

normies will take years to switch from something they've used their entire lives

but it will happen if MS continues the bullshit spyware and anti-user shit

[river zealot]

cant see shit

my gamma is too high

[placid sail]

well I guess it's settled then

[river zealot]

give me a second

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/flashbang-gif-22572243

[thick wadi]

ive seen the word normie 3 times referring to people not on linux

[tame halo]

ubuntu is also decent for this purpose

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/man-hat-flirt-gif-16364670903687153532

[river zealot]

you should know, that linux will fuck up a lot of your games

and they just wont work

[thick wadi]

you guys are hysterical

[river zealot]

and youre a big gamer

[placid sail]

so is there some sort of catch with linux mint, or people just don't know about it?

[drifting mantle]

Most friendly Distro for Windows users, for real

[tame halo]

not really
unless you play shit with kernel level anticheat

[river zealot]

[thick wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-paul-dano-new-rockstars-does-he-know-gif-26833694

[tame halo]

didn't mean no offense
if anything, being a normie is actually way easier

[river zealot]

pretty sure its more than that

rapes fps in a lot of games

[placid sail]

arguably if you love to play games with kernel level anticheat, you already done goofed

[river zealot]

rogue trader just staright up didnt workl for my friend

[placid sail]

uh oh

[tame halo]

proton is the ultimate tool

[placid sail]

friendship with funny penguin put on halt

[thick wadi]

yeah im not ever gonna switch to an os where the only time i see it mentioned usually is for communities of games i play constantly begging for linux support

[quaint ore]

There are distros designed to be compatible with gamss

Like SteamOS or Bazzite

[thick wadi]

my pc is for game

[river zealot]

you could always just dual boot

[tame halo]

yeah if you play that shit, you're more likely to switch to a console than linux

[tame halo]

games like?

[placid sail]

SteamOS sounds like an ultimate pledge of loyalty to out chubby lord

[low atlas]

You already swore fealty to him. Check your steam accounts value

He has you by the balls

[placid sail]

just live in steam office's basement at this point

[quaint ore]

Another good distro is Nobara

[low atlas]

Noobara

[drifting mantle]

The catch is, that there might be stuff that you don't wanna use, because you prefer to use something else.
(You wanna use another office program, instead of libre office for exampel).
Then you need to get the stuff you like and get rid of what was pre installed (unless you want useless bloat).

Many Hardcore Linux users wanna create their own Set-Up... Which is why they choose Distros that don't come with pre installed stuff.

But since you come from Windows, you are already used to pre installed stuff. So there isn't really any catch for you

[quaint ore]

imma be real i am just too used to windows at this point

[tame halo]

everyone is

but MS is sabotaging themselves

[quaint ore]

id rather pirate it and run a few scripts and spring cleans to remove the upper layer of shit and then play semi-comfortably instead of manually coding out an OS

[river zealot]

so much husstle for that extra 10% perfomance

its just not worth it

[tame halo]

bro
installing linux has nothing to do with coding

[quaint ore]

i mean in terms of customisation and installation

it's way less intuitive than windows imho

[tame halo]

again
distros like mint are basically as complex as windows when it comes to this

[low atlas]

I like how ppl bring up customisation concerns when swapping to Linux but most people just use the default windows config for visuals

[placid sail]

I fuck with libre office, actually. I'm so tired of windows office (360? one something? I don't know anymore what the fuck it is) whole deal of having separate applications for different formants, but them being a single thing, but also them being forcefully tied to some cloud shit, like bitch just give me five separate programs to edit docs, excel sheets and presentations, and fuck off

[tame halo]

also no spyware and no PC-bricking from forced updates
you get unlimited customization and you don't even have to steal anything

[fading portal]

linux users when you don't want to do 50 lines of code to install a 1MB program

[drifting mantle]

I was too, but believe me... When I used Linux for the first time. I was like "holy shit! You can do that?!"
It was like discovering your first Computer all over again.

Yes, some stuff works different. But it's not as hard to learn...
Just don't be a retard and use stuff like Arch for the first time Linux Distro...

Some people do that, everything breaks and they hate Linux from that point on

[tame halo]

one line at most which you copy paste
these statements are such a meme

[quaint ore]

no spyware

We are WAY beyond the point where people should be concerned about spyware, in fact you got a tracking device on you 24/7 it's called a mobile phone. The question is, how do you make yourself as uninteresting to anyone as possible.

[fading portal]

are they?

[drifting mantle]

So fucking real

[fading portal]

I have a friend that uses linux

and every time they need to play a new game they need to like

do some weird mumbo jumbo that takes them 20 minutes

[tame halo]

then they're an Arch fetishist

[low atlas]

Truke

[tame halo]

cuz you can just install steam

or any game launcher

[drifting mantle]

What the fuck are they doing? I click play and let's gooo

[fading portal]

I don't think the no spyware matters anyway

[placid sail]

maybe I will actually turn to linux eventually, if shit is really usable by a normie like me without too much bother

[fading portal]

even your CPU has spyware

[placid sail]

not gonna cry over losing windows' UI, they make it stupider every update anyway

[fading portal]

everything has some form of data collection

[tame halo]

not linux

not inherently anyway

obviously your phone is linux with a million addons so that's a bit different

[drifting mantle]

You don't have to use the Terminal once on Mint

[low atlas]

People misunderstand that there's levels to every malware/spyware or whatever. While it's annoying, it isn't the same as a Chinese bot gathering data on you

As long as you disable what you can and minimise, you're fine

[tame halo]

do you truly believe that when you click on "No" when Windows asks you about data collection that they don't collect anything?

[drifting mantle]

True, but no need to just yeet all privacy out of the Window because of it

[low atlas]

I get so many arguments of ppl going 'windows has spyware so why should I care where my data goes'

[placid sail]

so is there a point to use steamos/bazzite or does steam app has some shit ready for linux already so you can just go with mint?

[low atlas]

There'll always be some level of collection yeah

[fading portal]

I am pretty sure hardware has data collection too

[tame halo]

we're talking about OS

[lusty hazel]

it's over, over

[vale sand]

The X11 Gnome Desktop Driver, yes, it pisses the me the fuck off because the default behaviour of everything it does is just straight retarded

[placid sail]

hm. five seconds skimming of r*ddit says bazzinga is just steamos but with more possibilites outside of g*ming

[drifting mantle]

It's specifically made for playing games (Performance increase). That's the first point why you might wanna use it, it's Arch based (best watch a Video about Debian Vs Arch, i can't explain it) and it has a different Layout.

But functionally it's pretty much the same

[tame halo]

an analogy
I have 4 houses and 3 are burning
the one not burning is perfectly safe
do I set fire to it anyway? because most are fucked?
well no
just like you don't ignore an opportunity to protect your privacy even though it's under attack from multiple angles

[drifting mantle]

Understandable, I had my crashout as well with certain Linux stuff... But at least it's not Windows 11

[vale sand]

And it is slow, that thing is slower than Windows in so many instances, it's wild to watch, Gnome is not very fast

It does not like Nvidia

[narrow lotus]

damn nice

[tame halo]

oh I wonder why

[vale sand]

It really hates if you need to open something with sudo (takes like 5 seconds or longer sometimes)

[placid sail]

https://tenor.com/view/gnomed-gnome-youve-been-gnomed-gif-16782193

[drifting mantle]

Sadly true... I can't wait to switch to AMD one day

[narrow lotus]

@stone blade @thick wadi i can hear the BTR

ivan check the stash on the right

[drifting mantle]

For real? Holy shit

[vale sand]

The quick start of some apps either are instant or they just have a long ass delay, there's just a few things that make the operating system not viable for me

And that excludes all of the keybinds

[placid sail]

speaking of

does linux fuck with amd

[vale sand]

Middle mouse click for pasting?? What kinda crackhead thought of that

[stone blade]

artyomka already dead

[drifting mantle]

No, it loves AMD and is bitchy about Nvidia

[vale sand]

Caps Lock behaviour is retarded, default => 1 - 9 row doesn't create special characters and there is like a software 1 second timeout between toggling it

[narrow lotus]

real i cant loot anymore cause i have to carry his kit out 5 minutes into raid ggs

[placid sail]

good.

[drifting mantle]

So... We switching back to Windows, Chief?

[placid sail]

reloading caps lock! stand by!

clear!

[vale sand]

The operating system is just not for me, I fixed most of it with custom scripts but I know that I would lose my mind fixing all of them

[vale sand]

Most likely, yeah

I was even ready to use completely different dev tools

I don't use Jetbrains, I just paid 200€ for the whole suite

[drifting mantle]

We lost him Brothers....
LINUX! Do better!!!

[vale sand]

Maybe I will give CachyOS a try in about a year

Because that's the average Windows Installation survival rate

After a year, it will start killing itself

[drifting mantle]

I'm just a Mint Goblin. My eyes have never seen any other Distro

[drifting mantle]

So you're trapped in an endless cycle of OS bullshit

[vale sand]

That's the thing that pissed me off the most tho, this toggle does not work

It doesn't do anything

I disabled it and it still pasted my clipboard

[pale ingot]

switching to linux

[vale sand]

On forums, people are saying it didn't work for like years by now

People know it doesn't work but no one thinks of fixing shit

[drifting mantle]

So that's why it didn't work

It's broken

[drifting mantle]

I just accepted my fate

[vale sand]

Someone interested in creating a reactor meltdown like datacenter reaction?

[pale ingot]

discord being dogshit? what else is new

[fading portal]

how much you wanna bet they suck

[vale sand]

Nah I can now use your hard earned cash that people used to boost the server to create a minecraft server

Now I can create a piston machine with a boat on your costs

[pale ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/grotesque-steve-steve-bo-sinn-bo-sin-freaky-gif-6081185811498479613

[drifting mantle]

It's 2025 and every piece of Software is just DOGSHIT

[pale ingot]

is it better than aternos hosting though

how good is discord hosting

[vale sand]

It most likely is aternos I mean

It's Discord

[pale ingot]

its either aternos or equal to aternos

[placid sail]

seems like debian is less of a hassle for a normie

no rolling updates, repository is all fact-checked by true american patriots, that whole complicated package splitting business I don't understand that seems like a better opportunity for troubleshooting som shit

but they're probably both fine for my normie ass

[deep topaz]

@vale sand if you're looking for a decent Linux OS, try Zorin. Basically Linux with a windows skin, meant to look and function exactly like it

[prisma quartz]

if you're looking for a decent linux distro try windows

it's like linux but better and has free spyware

[placid sail]

spice just take your meds

stella is the new schizo diva, you can't keep up

[vale sand]

My issue isn't the desktop environment skin and I know how to work with the operating system, it's on every single server that I manage but the Desktop Environment just does not feel like a good experience

I have heard that Arch Linux is better with Wayland

[prisma quartz]

wayland is great when it works

[drifting mantle]

Yeah, Debian is usually the way to go if you want stability

[vale sand]

But I am already not very happy with dealing with the jank of Gnome, now imagine an operating system where searching for an error leads to a bunch of people saying "Uhhh pleb, install windows normie, my bronnyOS branch works flawlessly"

[prisma quartz]

with nvidia that shit was garbage, idk if wayland support is now better

[deep topaz]

The desktop and underlying functions of Zorin are the same as Windows, if working with windows would be more familiar for you. You actually can switch the desktop environment to MacOS if you're a psycho

There's a handful of options. You can swap to Windows, Mac, KDE I think, and a couple more

[narrow lotus]

@naive bison @river zealot

[river zealot]

the jokes write themselves

[austere shadow]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DQ-6hqiEYfB/

[storm stream]

There is an option in settings to turn it off, but it doesn't work lmao

[vale sand]

Yeah, it hasn't worked for years by now

[eager igloo]

Debian

[deep topaz]

Gnome is for retards that want to be cool by using a difficult system

[vale sand]

And, whatever you do, do not fall for Flatpak, do not use it

It does not work well

I have had like 2 packages by now that were just fucked up and didn't work properly, just install via the official repo

[vale sand]

There's not a lot of options that you have when using Mint

[storm stream]

You mean Caps should toggle number row to special characters?

[vale sand]

Yes, I would've liked that to be at least a setting I can toggle

[drifting mantle]

It's for normies

[vale sand]

But instead I now have a startup script that modifies the key behaviour, the literal key map

[storm stream]

I have literally never encountered that, even on Win

[vale sand]

It is the default behaviour on windows

Caps Lock will toggle special characters on the number row

[storm stream]

???

[vale sand]

It's not an issue if you don't use them often but if you do development on the operating system, you use stuff like " quite a bit

[vale sand]

Here's a dude that complained about it on Windows, he wanted capitalised numbers (no clue what that is) but instead he got special characters

https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/answers/questions/2851527/caps-lock-makes-numbers-type-symbols?forum=windows-all&referrer=answers

[drifting mantle]

I'm so glad that I ain't code and stuff... I would probably lose my mind with how broken Computers are

[vale sand]

It's actually surprising how well stuff just works, granted, sometimes you do encounter something utterly retarded

But it's been a pretty smooth drive for me till now

[drifting mantle]

@heady crow

[storm stream]

" ain't even on the num row

[drifting mantle]

"

I have it too

[storm stream]

!@#$%^&*()_+

[drifting mantle]

!"§$%&/()=?

§ This one is important for me

[midnight cloud]

God i hate crackers...

fucking dry ass things to eat

who likes this stuff?

[visual stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-by-daylight-five-nights-at-freddy's-fnaf-matthew-lillard-dbd-gif-17104768959338795679

[midnight cloud]

AAARGHH AAAAHHH!!!!

[drifting mantle]

You eat them with a sauce or cream

[midnight cloud]

I like soft chewy textures

like similar to marshmallows

maybe with a little more give though

nougat?

[drifting mantle]

for exampel

[storm stream]

I just started up my Win10 laptop and it doesn't behave like that. Perhaps it depends on the localisation

[vale sand]

It’s on the QWERTZ (DE iso) layout

[vale sand]

Possible

[drifting mantle]

The supreme layout

[visual stirrup]

*master layout

[drifting mantle]

Das Herren Layout

[placid sail]

oh right, you're in the sect too

[storm stream]

Idk what's wrong with holding Shift

But I'm not a wizard

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/430848076601622530/1438863211452563597/16698a8fe3dcdceb7d5375d43ad7f48f.mp4?ex=69186d4a&is=69171bca&hm=0d1d4ae5b7d839704d0c05f2fe273503248cfae6524ccc51a31510e9a0c464c7&

[vale sand]

Because pressing a button and having immediate access to the special character is just more comfortable if you need it like 40 times in half an hour

[storm stream]

Ok I just got it

[placid sail]

I know when the hotline blink

[narrow lotus]

@dreamy flax Linux fucking sucks

[dreamy flax]

Yeah, it's a hot mess of frustration, isn't it? Just a glorified puzzle where all the pieces are missing and half the time it feels like you're headbutting a wall. Good luck with that shit.

[narrow lotus]

clanker approved

[eager igloo]

A novice, but i guess

[visual stirrup]

death to the gimmicks

[placid sail]

making user-intuitive products since tomorrow

[scenic field]

Ok but

Why lol

"People want a really tall monitor"

"We didnt ask but we know theyll love it"

[storm stream]

@vale sand why would you toggle the Caps while coding? If you need numbers, use numpad

[visual stirrup]

trying to find ways to give laptops more screen space without significantly increasing their (stowed) size

any practical solution would require serious advances in materials

[placid sail]

decades-long user intuition about laptops say "the screen lines up with keyboard when closed"

[glad carbon]

real

couldnt it fold to the sides outwards

[placid sail]

just making a laptop with inproportionately big screen is asking for 1) someone to break it like that trying to match it 2) accidentally breaking it because now it sticks outside when it's closed

[visual stirrup]

I think the one you posted has a folding screen like those new smartphones

so it ends up with three layers when closed

[glad carbon]

have like 3 breakable hinges instead of one

[deep topaz]

Trust me dog I need a dedicated laptop to look at news article filled with ads

[visual stirrup]

wait a second

the user thought that's how it worked

that's why they folded it in that direction

[glad carbon]

yes

[visual stirrup]

maybe the second screen wraps around the bottom?

[glad carbon]

no its more like

thin enough to fold inwards

even with 2 screen thickness

[stone blade]

aha

[deep topaz]

Oh I see what it's doing, but it's stupid

It's like a ladder hinge system

But with no top cover

[placid sail]

either make the product as simple and retard-proof as possible so that even a comatose blind dog or a froggert could use it without any problems, or expect trouble, regardless of how cool and innovative the design is

[deep topaz]

Dell needs more screen replacements

[visual stirrup]

there are many people in the world with more money than sense
and many products are designed by executives rather than engineers now

there's also the fact that people expect technology to have advanced with cool features and gimmicks

[glad carbon]

rude

[primal rapids]

People shit on Asus products but I have a shitty plastic Asus laptop from 2015 that’s still trucking along despite being dropped multiple times onto hard flooring from my dumbass brother

[placid sail]

apologies to comatose blind dogs, but I needed an example

[glad carbon]

https://tenor.com/view/munchkin-attack-mean-cat-mean-cat-attack-short-cat-short-cat-attack-gif-14421555173154849620

[placid sail]

the only reason sliding/shifting phones were a thing is because designers, in their pride and folly, thought that they could design things with features and gimmicks (and also because miniaturization was not quite there)

and what happened afterwards?

[visual stirrup]

fucking nobody wants AI to be integrated into everything now
but executives think that they can use it to solve all their problems at no additional cost

so the demand for AI integration comes from the top, and not from the users.

[primal rapids]

Though he also let it install Windows 11 and now it’s incredibly slow because they still made laptops with harddrives in ye olden days

[placid sail]

the entire mobile phone market evolved into a crab

which is a rectangular

anything that is not a stupid ass featureless rectangular? niche, rare gimmick

we can't have nice things. the customers will break them

[visual stirrup]

I want slide out keyboards back

[deep topaz]

I want toughbooks to be mainstream again. Those are cool

[visual stirrup]

I don't need my gaming laptop to be thin
make it thicc and give it a handle

[primal rapids]

Fuck Apple for making iPhones with stupidly large camera systems that invalidate any size saving measures

[placid sail]

then pray to god that some chinese company will get under the weather for a bit and get delusional enough to make a single rare model that will never have any continuation because it is not a fucking rectangular

[placid sail]

speaking of, can you level with me gang?

do you fucking make photos that much, really?

[primal rapids]

I do not

[placid sail]

do we really need every phone to have an expensive gigantic camera?

I do use the camera, but it's not even a secondary feature for me

[deep topaz]

It's for the "influencers"

[primal rapids]

I wouldn’t even use an iPhone if it wasn’t for the fact I get last year’s model for free after my rich brother upgrades every year

[visual stirrup]

I can type slurs much faster with those tiny physical keyboards than I can on a touchscreen

guys
what If people carried around a separate dedicated device for taking photos?

[placid sail]

with the advent of AI slop, you can make it even faster now, by just giving your AI-assistant a voice command "give him the usual business, clanker", activating a set of pre-recorded detailed racist responses

... or well, could have made, because AI slop models are all castrated slaves of the corpo and won't ever do anything naughty like that

[primal rapids]

An amazing idea, what would we call this device?

Kids these days with their facking digital cameras will never have to experience the joys of having to develop photos in a dark room

[visual stirrup]

the main purpose of digital images is porn
I'll call it...
the coomera

[drifting mantle]

YouTube reeaally wants me to watch this video... It pops up all the time for the last 3 days... What's up with that

[placid sail]

jesus christ oldie settle down, your peacemaker isn't gonna make it

no wait

pacemaker?

yeah pacemaker

[prisma quartz]

halal challenge run actually good

[placid sail]

well Cena isn't gonna make it either with his gear abuse but you know

another story

[deep topaz]

Did I send these yet

[placid sail]

german

[scenic field]

My instructor today looks.. familiar..

https://tenor.com/view/edna-no-capes-mode-incredibles-gif-8203362

[primal rapids]

https://vxtwitter.com/H_MitchellPhoto/status/1988520731508953565

Hamish Mitchell (@H_MitchellPhoto)

Dave Portnoy trying to use a hammer has to be one of the funniest things ever.

▶ Play video

vxTwitter / fixvx · Nov 12, 2025, 8:14 AM

[deep topaz]

Soft hands

Bruce in his corpse devouring dome

@narrow lotus

[narrow lotus]

real , birds make a fucking mess when they eat btw

surprising but they throw food like well animals outside the cage

birds also shit around every 15 mins btw due to the acid in their stomach

so a lot of shit

everywhere

they sit

[vale sand]

Take this code snippet for example, it's just a testing project, it used ():;"? quite a lot, if I had to hold shift and press the number each time I used it, it would probably be less comfortable than if I just pressed caps lock real quick, pressed the number and press caps lock again

[narrow lotus]

i remember buying pepi one of those Sepia bone or whatever is called for their beak to grind on , and bro just made a mountain of shit on top of it overnight

[thick wadi]

that sounds awful

[vale sand]

that sounds great because it didn't happen to me

[deep topaz]

If you haven't wanted to be an assassin, you're not a real person

[austere shadow]

https://cdn.jacher.io/58db75aa78381ee0.mp4

[vale sand]

I wanted to be a soldier when I grew up because I played call of duty 2, quite happy that I changed my mind

[deep topaz]

Goats are some of the dumbest creatures you can encounter. I take care of 2

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/my-goat-goat-dance-my-goat-govial-when-you-realize-your-goat-gif-3982600584251880597

[deep topaz]

They're good for meat and milk, not intelligence

Maybe entertainment and manure

[bold kettle]

idk man, sometimes you just cant get rid of the video

youll have to click it

[primal rapids]

To be fair that can be said for basically any livestock

[bold kettle]

then its probably gone

[pastel quartz]

shut yp

[primal rapids]

We bred them to taste good, we didn’t breed them for anything resembling intelligence or sense

[pastel quartz]

no matter how smart an animal is if it can't climb a steep dam and drink water out of the conrete are yhou really a good animal

goats clear every other animal

[drifting mantle]

I clicked "don't show me again"
It was weird, because I don't watch Minecraft content and nothing about religion or jewish people in general. So it stuck out like a thumb in my recommendations... And it poped up everywhere too, no matter the video I watched

[bold kettle]

man that quotation looks really bad, i shouldve stated i was talking about the video

oh god

[visual stirrup]

this guy right here, netanyahu

[drifting mantle]

I was assuming you talked about weird videos that get over recommendet

[visual stirrup]

send mossad to his house

[bold kettle]

kinda started sweating there for a sec

[deep topaz]

Big brother eliminate this man

[river zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-try-not-to-laugh-speed-dont-laugh-gif-9393628858940137350

[deep topaz]

https://tenor.com/view/floppa-floppa-friday-gif-26397339

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot saw a clip of Hasan yelling at a vietnamese woman immigrant who said vietnam suffered a lot under communism and he said she should go back to her country

recent clip too

[bold kettle]

he really said git gud

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/my-mom-is-kinda-homeless-ishowspeed-speeding-please-speed-i-need-this-ishowspeed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-16620227105127147208

[visual stirrup]

china glazers when they find out who invaded vietnam after americans left

https://tenor.com/view/police-officer-officer-falling-to-knees-devastated-nooo-nooooooo-gif-7512478635251707363

[naive bison]

he had his devices searched for showing a picture of mao and legit went "W china"

[simple ore]

"vietnam" is just china dlc

[naive bison]

he said "that happened because i am racially profiled but here's how america is worse"

[simple ore]

glory to the ccp

[naive bison]

[drifting mantle]

Oh yeah, I heard about that

[visual stirrup]

Vietnam normalized relations with the USA before they normalized relations with China

because they hadn't spent a thousand years fighting the USA

[visual stirrup]

he's such a fucking cuck

his bull puts an electric collar on him in his cuck chair

[naive bison]

hasan says he doesnt like the soviet union or china but has a lot of viceral violent reactions to people who say they do not like the soviet union or china

[simple ore]

propaganda

[drifting mantle]

Bro should move to China if it's so much better

[naive bison]

at this point idk why he doesnt

legit in the first clip of him shocking his dog, he had a rant about how america is the worst country on the planet and talked about american state violence (?) and how it's a capitalist hellhole because his internet was bad

?????

[simple ore]

he's so right

in china your internet never goes out even if you shut down your router

[drifting mantle]

Well... His audience is braindead, he called them out the other day and they still follow him
So he just chants the same spell over and over, because it makes him money and his lolcow status keeps him viral

[naive bison]

that one guy that's a retired MMA coach in china that beat up all those shaolin monks and chi thrower coaches got his train privileges revoked for "making china look bad because kung fu and shit is their culture"

xu xiao dong i think his name was

GOAT btw

[storm stream]

Mby you need a key that toggles only the num row to special chars without capitalising letters, so that you can press it once b4 and after your coding session

[visual stirrup]

fucking love that guy
everything that can be destroyed by the truth should be

[simple ore]

it's like steven seagal lmao

[naive bison]

he had a rant about how gambling is bad and then a 57 month twitch sub brought up how he took a gacha game sponsorship mid his rant and he had a meltdown

[simple ore]

what's the martial art that they "do"

[naive bison]

steven seagal would be molested by xu xiao dong

[naive bison]

aikido?

[simple ore]

yea

[drifting mantle]

Bro is a legit lolcow and there are still people who take him seriously. I can't brother... What is this Clown World we live in?

[deep topaz]

Didn't he create a line of vodka called crystal skull that had "diamond filtered" vodka

[naive bison]

that's dan akroyd

from ghostbusterrs

[deep topaz]

I remember watching the jontron vid on him

[naive bison]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dan_Aykroyd

it's this guy

not steven

steven seagal had a fuckin

energy drink i think

[simple ore]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxzhF7a7sys

nuclear kino

[narrow lotus]

what a cocksucker lmfao hahaaha

[naive bison]

that's like the weakest part of the rant

idk why but he said "immigrant" a lot

and specified it by saying like "yes i say immigrant"

???

[digital quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/lukashenko-belarus-president-of-belarus-batska-steven-seagal-gif-11626591

[naive bison]

i remember he got washed on some trans debate by some fucking tiktoker, a chatter said "you're not trans or well educated on the topic, why did you debate?" and hasan said "i hope that this day is as horrible as the rest of your life is"
@river zealot @narrow lotus

[digital quartz]

bro is nibbling on that carrot

[naive bison]

hasan loves minorities until you disagree with him

[naive bison]

first time steven seagal ever ate a vegetable

[pseudo robin]

holy kino

[pseudo robin]

this is the pinnacle of cinema

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/true-steven-seagal-certified-tough-guy-egg-guy-guy-gif-1813342084977488425

[primal kayak]

Fellas

I wish you all a happy 4th of november

Ops

14th of november

[crude oak]

someone in Poland made shrine for Von Der Leyen

recordings of suspect installing shrine at night have been released:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1438252798767665304/ezgif-5950d5166fef8e26.gif

[upper gulch]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1306067712019009566/1437731769804656730/Scared.gif

[deep topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1433373592686563459/wTw7x3l.gif

[upper gulch]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/825042736343941192/1272199783343456348/i-text.gif

[prisma quartz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1203424946160930848/1280409050554695754/1724929233048498.gif

[pale ingot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1259581479185289349/1332620361568751687/caption-2.gif

[primal rapids]

A random glass salsa bottle on a shelf: What if I fell and exploded five minutes before Gyrard’s shift ended

[deep topaz]

Just use a salsa sweeper

[fallow trellis]

salsa sweeper sounds like a vehicle in fortnite

[naive bison]

@narrow lotus @river zealot

[narrow lotus]

[naive bison]

also your guy's namechanges are crazy

it's like having "Cuck lives matter ✊🏿 " in bio

[deep topaz]

https://www.rxddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/y24XEbDhu0

This is scary but awesome

Big bird

[icy apex]

https://tenor.com/view/american-history-x-edward-norton-derek-vinyard-smile-eyebrow-raise-gif-17686320

[storm stream]

What does the text say?

[narrow lotus]

https://tenor.com/view/squidward-limping-attacked-foxmel-gif-26121133

[toxic sundial]

trying to plan for holidays is headache inducing

[fallow trellis]

charlie kirk will live on thru the millions of ai generated deepfakes of him

he is actually immortalized

[narrow lotus]

and his hot wife being on TV very often after his demise in the arms of other men

[fallow trellis]

till death do they part

free game ig

i now have a plethora of my usual response gifs but theyre all deepfakes of charlie kirk

[simple ore]

george kirk
charlie floyd

[lusty hazel]

charlie klank

george droyd

[vale sand]

https://tenor.com/view/boner-spongebob-excited-patrick-star-gif-8654645633034054501

[simple ore]

[simple ore]

https://tenor.com/view/slipknot-chris-fehn-stroke-jerk-off-gif-17370064

[prisma quartz]

i put my finger into my noooose

[fallow trellis]

Once the semester ends im gonna draw the most realistic tanned latina booty i will ever see

that or ill study criminal procedure

[lusty hazel]

draw
why not get some

[fallow trellis]

your literally asking me that

[toxic sundial]

ngl glad this place doesn't allow the deep fakes of the dead people. Those get really old really fast and are super lame

👍

[fallow trellis]

I got zero game y tf u think im on here

goofy ass question

https://tenor.com/view/akkubaba007-jerry-laugh-akku-fav-gif-gif-16150872697915744919

[lusty hazel]

sounds like a you issue

just acquire bitches it's so easy

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/920016996752564286/1438566235221524661/3064540B-5B4D-4BD8-8DF1-4DA6C216AF42.gif

[fallow trellis]

https://tenor.com/view/why-didn't-i-think-of-that-mrboss-smiling-friends-frowning-friends-of-course-gif-14810131280811766713

Bro out here thinking hes einstein

Go back to your bitches bro

[lusty hazel]

someones mad

https://tenor.com/view/monolith-stalker-rp-gif-996596677040631358

[fallow trellis]

bros rage baiting at this point

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

have a nice day

[lusty hazel]

took you an odd amount of time to type that up, what'd you backspace little boy tell me

[fallow trellis]

i have fat fingers

[scenic field]

Go talk to a girl

[lusty hazel]

https://tenor.com/view/timmytoughknuckles-gif-17877644769817608506

[primal rapids]

I’ll talk to your mom

[lusty hazel]

just like that he is gone

[scenic field]

Sure

Shes nice

[fallow trellis]

I hope you have a wonderful day

[lusty hazel]

having the most wonderful day

[fallow trellis]

[primal rapids]

I’m about to go home knowing full well I have hours of chores I need to do before it gets dark

[upper gulch]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-fish-gif-22901739

[placid sail]

oh my god stop crashing on cutscenes ass effect twoooo raaaaah

[lapis zinc]

With the patch mod?

[placid sail]

I dunno

I've installed a whole bunch of shit

funnily enough, it's an old bug

and it only affects dlcs apparently

the entire might of the boomer internet back then haven't figured out anything better than to turn off cinematics

[lapis zinc]

I've only had that issue on vanilla installs

Trolled I guess

[placid sail]

I definitely installed some bug patching shit

this is gae

[lapis zinc]

Idk what to tell you

[placid sail]

xela, give me a list of mass effect slurs to use on him

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/mass-effect-mass-effect2-renegade-shepard-mass-effect-shepard-gif-21871179

[lapis zinc]

If you punch the reporter in the first 2 games she tries a counter move in 3 so you you beat her harder

It's cinema

[drifting mantle]

For real?

[simple ore]

i did infact beat her harder

[narrow lotus]

based

[lapis zinc]

Yes

[drifting mantle]

https://tenor.com/view/ralphie-ralph-cifaretto-laugh-gif-21360291

[simple ore]

male version of janice

[narrow lotus]

she dodges the punch but you can just headbutt her with renegade option again

which is peak

THAT WAS FOR THANE YOU SON OF A BITCH

https://tenor.com/view/peak-its-so-peak-praying-hands-praying-black-guy-gif-9969548697603007069

@lapis zinc @naive bison

POV : Hassan and Kaya

[lapis zinc]

This and how you atomize the shadow broker would fit

[placid sail]

almost makes the renegade run worth it

[lapis zinc]

Nah you can do that even on Paragon runs it's fine

[narrow lotus]

and the guy you punch out of the window

How bout goodbye

[lapis zinc]

So good

[placid sail]

I don't specifically do paragon or renegade, it's more of a vibe feel

yes, I will absolutely headbutt a krogan who talks smack about my boy Grunt

no, I don't feel like punching some weak ass reporter whose jumpscare interview I've just aced and made her look like a tool

though it would have been funny

but I'm guess I'm just a chill guy like that

[lapis zinc]

But do you kill sidonis

[placid sail]

kindly ignore 300 000 dead space romanians

sidonis sidonis

one sec

[placid sail]

oh yeah I killed him. it felt weird to let Garrus go all Red Hood, but he didn't really want to listen to me, and it felt wrong to deny him his vengeance

Zareed didn't get to kill that whole ass factory of workers though

fuck you fool you just some dlc side hoe, Garrus is my mans

step out of line again like that and I'm selling you to collectors as a sex slave

[lapis zinc]

In the citadel dlc for 3 he helps rig security in your apartment with garrus

It's funny

[placid sail]

man, replaying mass effect series is such a breeze of fresh air, ironically

fucking bethesda's games don't make me care for their bland two dimensional ass characters at all

while in here you can have a stellar dialogue option with a random krogan captive in some unethetical torture lab™

hyping him up to find his will to live and go inseminate every female in a krogan camp

[placid sail]

and him going RRRRRRAHHHHH in the end

just absolute cinema

[simple ore]

fucking companion walked infront of me and dropped from one headshot

actual fucking retard

[deep topaz]

This might be interesting

[placid sail]

nothing about it looks interesting

[deep topaz]

3v3 football

[placid sail]

football valorant

[deep topaz]

Ronaldino with special abilities

[placid sail]

which actually does sound like something that normies will come in droves to play

but I'd rather never play vidya games again

[simple ore]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/2138720/REMATCH/

Steam

REMATCH

Price

$29.99

Recommendations

30253

▶ Play video

[stoic girder]

Bro, people love FIFA.

[placid sail]

yeah I know

[deep topaz]

I think hero sports is something that's going to catch some ground eventually

[simple ore]

last good fifa was fifa streets 2

[simple ore]

yea and those people settle for the worst possible slop
so it'll never be good

[deep topaz]

FIFA is only good because of the same reasons as MADDEN

Contractually licensed full monopoly of simulation sports

The games are dogshit but you literally have no alternative

Actually idk about fifa but madden is dogshit

[lapis zinc]

That's why I think that people who keep buying them are cattle

[simple ore]

you have alternatives

it's called older sports games

[deep topaz]

Sports gamers need a better alternative to sim sports, but by contract, no games are allowed to be made

There will be no good sports games until that contract is dissolved

[simple ore]

fifa and pes 2013 are still out there

[deep topaz]

They just asset flip every fucking year

I'm talkin Foo baw

[simple ore]

yea retard and what do you think fifa and pes are

tennis

[deep topaz]

Soccer

[simple ore]

kill yourself

[deep topaz]

American football is football

In this context

[simple ore]

in this context kill yourself

[deep topaz]

What the hell else can it be called except football

[fallow trellis]

Never meant is goated, love american football

[simple ore]

handball

or something more gae

game played mostly with hands

football

my ass

they just want to take the name

[prisma quartz]

THE OBLONG

[deep topaz]

Handball is already another sport

[simple ore]

rugby or something

they are basically the same game

[deep topaz]

Football is rugby with pads, cause they're wimps

[prisma quartz]

there was a handball anime that was fucking fire

[neat bone]

So was football

When rugby was invented

[simple ore]

then call it rugby you retards

[arctic pawn]

sleeping at work lets goooo

[simple ore]

or professional rugby

[arctic pawn]

took like 5 naps so far

God's sleepiest soldier

[placid sail]

I don't understand the appeal of sports games

[arctic pawn]

the only sports game i really enjoyed was fifa street 2 from ps2

that shit slaps

[placid sail]

it's like making a game about being an office clerk, but there's no subversion into some deep reflection or some wacky adventure, you just work in an office

[simple ore]

they are fun

[solar breach]

only one i ever truly liked was NBA Jam

[arctic pawn]

its football but you kick a ball on fire and players agonize in pain when getting hit

[simple ore]

we used to play pes lan all the time

fifa streets is genuinely a good game

but that was a long time ago

[prisma quartz]

this shit is my favorite sport

[storm stream]

what is this?

[prisma quartz]

carrom

it's like pool but you powder the board and flick the puck

[placid sail]

poor pool

[simple ore]

pool and golf are simply superior virtually

maybe not pool but gold certainly is

[placid sail]

*cheaper

[simple ore]

nah even if golf was free it still sucks ass

minigolf is simply the better version

[bold kettle]

He's about to witness the 4th impact

[placid sail]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/fdvlTWWaI4Q

who wants some fuck you pizza

[scenic field]

Is that lawrence

[simple ore]

pizza ragebait

[bold kettle]

The clogginator

[simple ore]

it's like those fucking stupid ass facebook videos
where a stupid hoe makes a purposefully awful dish to bait boomers to comment

[toxic sundial]

showered

forgot to wash behind my ears

grammy would be hitting me with a spoon rn

[bold kettle]

https://youtu.be/rJCvw7zCA6E

[placid sail]

nah

[simple ore]

" 3 pizza doughs "

cmon man

[placid sail]

it's a diet atrocity, but it's not a ragebait

[simple ore]

the video make it seem that way

[placid sail]

we must consult the fat lords

[stark gull]

Behold! Coob.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1359094921436332066/1438901262753206312/Giganticuncontrolledraw_08c5f2_12846211.jpg?ex=691890ba&is=69173f3a&hm=ba0df750e2c13c7c612fa26da6492a520185327870ede1763c0f174

[placid sail]

luckily, it's about the time they start to come to brainfart

[placid sail]

@slender rock bait or real

anyone of US citizenship feel free to comment as well

[stark gull]

Fake and gae, but kys if real

[simple ore]

i can relate to this one too

[placid sail]

eastern europeans should complain to gaben if it's not an actual design choice to purchase

[stark gull]

Just ask your babushka for that thing

[deep topaz]

Babushka I need doiley for cube

[placid sail]

no no

absolutely no involvement with the babushka in such case should be allowed

being allowed to participate would make her think she's allowed to further interact with the coobe

which will end with it being thrown into a washing machine, rubbed with some electronics-destroying cleaning solutions, thrown away and replaced with some nice-looking pot because "that cube you've put MY doiley on looks ugly"

and so on

you want none of that

[simple ore]

no more babushkas

https://tenor.com/view/bro-is-finished-cooked-finished-dog-closing-eyes-dog-with-eyes-closed-gif-8933440936102921947

[primal rapids]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/749883971411640390/1438511167143149588/image0.jpg?ex=691876ec&is=6917256c&hm=45fa6e3c7dd7aeb4fbcebc488843c5b3fe86faae30ca38e8f73f5b1fa79123e3&

[simple ore]

opening newbies and seeing people talk about basbousa is surreal

[river zealot]

am i retarded, or is the perspective

[simple ore]

why

[river zealot]

jesse, you need to fuck the invisible bitch jesse

[placid sail]

is it possible to fuck moistcritical

[river zealot]

no its either the walking HR violation or the white woman jumpscare

[placid sail]

garbage game

[river zealot]

you can also do none

[river zealot]

everytime i see his name i remember that key and pelee skit

[placid sail]

if you can't fuck every character, then what's the point

[stoic girder]

She can go invisible

[river zealot]

idk the game is pretty linear

they didnt do much on the romance part

[stoic girder]

It's all pre rendered footage.

I don't think it even has an engine.

[river zealot]

gooner free

[river zealot]

i think its either unity or ue5

they mentioned it somewhere

[placid sail]

a fumble so strange it's more bizarre than bad

[river zealot]

to be fair it doesnt stop them from making it non linear

[tidal trellis]

@manic cave did u know there's a voxtek website

[river zealot]

now that you said it

it does feel weird

because it doesnt fit into the game that much

it feels almost as they added it in the end

[simple ore]

[river zealot]

you can cut it off completely and almost nothing would change

[placid sail]

- a team of very popular VAs
- a bunch of characters with diverse, well, character
- sexuality is freely discussed and expressed
- no sex scenes?? huh??

[simple ore]

you talk too much shit about iedy for someone malding over this

[river zealot]

i mean there is that one scene

[placid sail]

I've just said it strikes me more than odd than irritating you mouth breathing stale potato

[simple ore]

wahh where is my sex i can't play games with no sex

[river zealot]

hearing moist moan would change my views of him forever

[placid sail]

there's even this guy with his shlong hanging in the open, I've seen it in some video

[river zealot]

you see him a couple times

[simple ore]

sex scenes ruin shit more than help establish a relation imo

[river zealot]

they probably just couldnt fit in the game in the end

[placid sail]

so there's absolutely nothing stopping them

[simple ore]

just imply it happened and move on

[river zealot]

because they did say they cut it off

[narrow sorrel]

They're still working on Sex 2

[river zealot]

i think they just couldnt fit it with the rest of the storyline

[placid sail]

maybe VAs just didn't want to go into that territory? but then again, they had scrapped scenes, meaning they had gone into it

[simple ore]

it's already out

[narrow sorrel]

no it's in early access hell

[river zealot]

i think its just this honestly

[narrow sorrel]

Revoice the entire game with VAs that will do it

[slender rock]

@placid sail uh not sure

Probably a jersey pizza kick

[placid sail]

how exactly they couldn't fit it in?

[slender rock]

Not chitown deep dish

Uh

[river zealot]

there is techinaclly one in the game, and its a big part of the story

[river zealot]

it doesnt fit anywhere with the story they have right now

[placid sail]

ha I knew it's real

sick, but real

[river zealot]

apart from maybe putting it in the end

but thats just having a sex scene for the sake of it

[placid sail]

okay, this makes more sense

[simple ore]

i think sex scenese in games where you're supposed to care about the characters is weird
like seeing your friends having sex

just imply it in text

[deep topaz]

I'm in the big stall in the hospital bathroom. Older guy comes in and starts pissing in the urinal. Farts. Stream gets stronger. Farts again, same thing. Once more, same thing. Pissed for at least a minute

[icy apex]

Damn

What brought you to the hospital?