#🎪bruh-fart
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are you actually him and im retarded
yes you're retarded
im not crazy you two interacted before
I thought it was a different guy, but now I'm not sure
it was a different guy idk where he's been

what
the server aint big enough for two aussies
He clearly looks Russian from Asian side
Who?
i keep forgetting otso is unc
The cope is crazy
aussie cunt
the smarter aussie
did he leave ?
there can be only one aussie shitposter
No the guy in the foto is the 1st to be plowed
I'm french?

honestly
best spot to be
if ur not first, ur last
Foto is in romanian
Best spot to be is not at a 1000 person gei train being ran on someone
this is an actual picture of me
Bro is kissed by the sun
Totally didnt misspell, just wanted to add one Romanian word
brit
perchance you might be, that huntsman spider isnt big enough
I thought it was 1000 fellas getting plowed
not 1000 doing it
ah yeah you're australian
idk i think strictly thinking of like
who gets it worse
So many jokes for a man with no university spot or job
the last 999 guys and the one doing the plowing

cant legally do either
uhuh

Get a piece of paper towel, grab it gently & put it outside.
NOW.
I can smell everytime you have a croissant or baguette on hand through the screen
I thought u liked sun kissed girls xal
I like girls in general

I don't like gooners
Like you

who was that one brainfarter who took a random pic of some lady on the train and another dude started thirsting for her
what
What
I remember that but idk who it was
i killed that cunt
how old was this

probably a banned member by now
Some of y'all deserve nothing in life
I think i even told him to stop posting strangers without consent here cause its creepy
On god
not more than like 3 months i think
i don't remember it
That works as well I guess.
I usually let em roam around tbh. They don't come off the ceiling most of the time.
some of them might be retarded
well most of them lets be honest
Why he smoge
but let the fellas have a chance
He want caner???
na
im checking messages with search rto find ur aforementioned message
No
there is none
werent both shifty
probably
Ok there's no way a fruit can withstand that much temp.
Aren't pineapples also crazy heat resistant
yeah
some guy fucking used pineapples to make fireproof shields
alright
Thats what I was referring to
Time to make a fire resistant suit outta fruit
Woman gets sent to the hospital after using a cream with Mercury for 5 days on face
??????
is it like one of those homeopathic health scams
Yeah like Pink Sauce
where the dude eats silver for 5 months and turns blue

💀
how did you link pink sauce to this
Same kind of scam
that wasnt really health shit tho
You ate pink sauce and ended up in the ER
what did they do to bro
Are u dumb man
yeah but they didnt market it as a health product
Who cares
reminds me of a certain gamma incident
different reasons
they made him into a coobe

ones actual mental retardation, others a shitty food storage
or whatever the fuck it was
Cant believe Stella was the Louvre Museum Thiefer
Can confirm
🎲 75
-# 1d100
GameCube Remaster
Gabecube 
ngl think ima preorder the gabecube
chicken jockey
🗣️
Cinema employees next year when the second Minecraft movie releases
there's gonna be a second one?
sir, a second minecraft movie has hit the theatres
Yeah it's been confirmed.
Sorry not next year but the year after. 2027.*
You mean 2028?
Thank u
i assume it's weekly ?
I want say thanks to everyone who sported me
Monthly
Is that euros or
what are you even working
Apprentice in steel factory
ahh apprentice
But i left cuz im doing welding certf
💱 80 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu: is equal to 141.59 AUD (Australian Dollar) :flag_au:
Ok then
💱 21,000 DZD (Algerian Dinar) :flag_dz: is equal to 138.90 EUR (Euro) :flag_eu:
Bought my self kebab after 3 months
gabecube is kind of a good name though
Now i need to shit
did tha shii for 2 and a half years and got a pc
Understandable with 80 fucking Euros
living in my parents house did help
Im paying then some sum so yeah..
But i was there only week
and how many hours
when i'm in public with headphones so i have to act like i'm in music video
even like 2 hours a day that pay is kind of dog
24 that one week
I missed one day
So per week i got like 30 ish Hours
youre getting like 3 euros an hour?
apprenticeship so i guess that makes sense
shifty is a slave worker wtf
I kinda want them to actually name it the Gabecube so Nintendo’s rabid legal team tries to pick a fight with them
Would be funny
how do people record this shit and not feel ashamed
No idea Bro
no wonder beer prices are so low in czechia if thats the pay
Lmao
True
My Discord is bugged tho, did it post two times?
Hello
Deleted one, thanks 
is it the type of parmesan that will slice your mouth
Does extra sharp damage due to the glass
@heady crow So yeah i got 3 eur hour but its becuse of school im there to lern and shit the pay is just bonus
physical + fire dmg
Some guys dont even get paid becuse they are cunts
hello?
graduate fast big dawg
Yes, hello? Who is this?
hello? can you hear me?
Yeah this my last year
Say again? Hello?
What hello??
Guys can u hear him ?
olleH
It has rat poison and rat meat
I can manage
gonna have some lentile soup and fried cauliflower
you got me hungry now dawg
@slender rock
i wish i was putrid rich man
who of us dont

you could always take a loan to a afford humiliation goth party
it sorta matches the theme even
ah, I see
I don't have much money, but I have enough to not struggel and constantly watch my bank account when buying stuff.
I'm still happy...
Now I imagine how I would be, if I was rich 
already in debt
think i would rather take a loan to buy a car i cant afford like your average East European
steam console
bocs
*Gabecube
Im gonna play titan fall 2 now and get mad 
ah I remember that you should take specific preparations for the final suicide mission in mass effect 2, otherwise you can lose some companions forever. I was thinking of winging it, but better to check it so I won't lose someone - oh fuck me
Steam console or 1 cubic foot tungsten cube
its easy tho
Ur choice
getting the bad ending however, that one requires work
why is my saiga erect
its morning
can you beat an enemy to death with the GabeCube?
morninng erection
If you got a good arm on ya
It quivers in anticipation of what's coming (blowing up mutants)
thats...the purpose yeah 
the GabeCube is only sturdy enough to beat an enemy to death once
gun mouth
you know how people would change the splash screen for their steamdecks?
fans are gonna make one for the GabeCube
Like this? But only with a Saiga
I'm not really interested in gabecube or consoles in general, but the fact those bitches with their outlandish price tags all got tensed up now gives me a pleasant schadenfreude
they puckered up a bit
unless of course gaben joins the kingdom of holding games at exclusive hostage and pricing them like it's american insulin
over the fact that a capitalist had the idea of not scamming the shit out of his customers
And all they're doing is give what consumers want... It's crazy, what is this Marketing strategy called?
some retard gamejourno suggested that the steamdeck needs exclusives
gamers reacted appropriately
That would mean that they make exclusive deals with the devs... And they ain't Epic 
@visual stirrup meow
I'd still have game
PS3 has more game than you
I got more game than a PS5
Months ago I posted a really rough take of this on 4chan and I thought it was about time for a complete song.
Follow me on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ChrisVoiceman
no games
well it's an understanable line of thinking, although retarded - a console is an overpriced piece of junk with overpriced games, so it's not exactly an easy buy, especially for those who already are slaves to some other console brand, so your big selling point is taking some game hostage and making a person who really want to play it have no other option but to own your console, but the thing is, correct me if I'm wrong, but gabecube will be able to launch any pc steam game no problem, therefore having a huge ass library of games right from the start, right?
I got one game
It's like the steamlink if it actually ran the games
the steamdeck was fairly competitive bit of computing power at launch
and it had the bonus of being portable
downside was linux
treat it like a normal PC
we don't need to divide the PC market any further
Idk there's a good number of nice brainfarters 
Meee
therefore, the game library will be gigantic
therefore, you don't really need game exclusives to lure people in
therefore, game journalism is once again proven as a malignant tumor on the ass of the humanity
concord died so fast that frota doesn't know what I'm talking about
shoot every gamer journalist you know with an actual gun, to death, in real life
I stand by my previous statement
game journalists need to be crucified
i don't like him either
nah he's funny occasionally
No I understand it, it's just a shit reference
he is the cinema sins of gaming
Isn't he the PC master race guy
and he regrets giving us that title
What was the uhh
the is the dark souls of analogies
your dick is the todd howard of dicks
disappointing
pathetic
short
full of lies
Can someone remind xalrider to cleanup his black mold infestation later
deal with your boyfriend yourself, what the fuck
leave my dick out of your damn mouth!
No thanks, I'd beat him
you'd beat off just about anyone
buddy you're like 50kg
the only thing you're beating is yourself
He's the bottom

uncle ruckus goes to heaven head ass
Agartha lookin aah
Hey move his head a lil
You will go mad 

how did you find a video of me
cant wait to make another ice hole this year

Ive started putting liquor in my preworkout.
The masculine urge to challenge the Zone with nothing but the redline jacket and a sawnoff double barrel
The old Arnold special
vodka+pre -> one rep maxes -> injury -> rinse and repeat
stalker is NOT uncslop
Deus Ex 
Games I grew up playing is uncslop ggs
Xal post the thing
wot
Xal do the rump shaker
Good I bought the gold edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpyvFw1fnA @quaint ore
something happend
GOLD GOLD GOLD
TSAK
WASSS??
he opened a case after this 💔
yup
Okey
no spoil pls
First gotta finish silksong
Heinrich dies at the end
Do I play hardcore henry immidiately
harcore is just anoying
btw
there is achivment
that u cant eat meat or kill any animol
S
K
I
L
L
I
S
S
U
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be nice rat
First playthrough I immedeatly started with Hardcore
its only anoying im not saying its hard
i only say u cant fast travel witch is just anoying
Also more games should have an option to just yeet out character marker on map
that "hardmod" is fuckin easy

I’m feeling quite hoongry!
Hengry
well time play it
The game even has fast travel encounters, which is why I don't understand why they cutted fast traveling out
Gotta visit kutna hora one day
its still in
Prague in kcd3? 👀
prague is for gae
I know, but I mean in Hardcore
no u can still see the encounters in hardcore
if u are on road
im not ususly i just go where ever i need
strainght troug forest and shit
Yes, I know.
But you encountered them as well on fast travel.
It would only make sense, to cut out fast travel from Hardcore, if you would skip those encounters by fast traveling. But you don't...
So all it does, is make the game more annoying.
yeah
it's not post work hour, but it's fucking post school hour so gym is fucking swarmed
maybe it saved me because i had pull ups in my plan...after 8 sets of other back pumps
i'll thank them middle schoolers for saving me if i will be able to lift my dog tommorow or at least exit bed
bro take this shit back
carbs and proteins
you're gonna die
remember Samyang lies about their SHU, it's always like 40 times lower
maybe they didn't expected dumbass like me to use the whole sauce
bro gonna shit him self to death
actually my ass burns less after any buldak compared to simple hot kebab
Are the hungarians still y
The badguys in #2?
All credit goes to Max0r whose clip I stole because I saw no other good clip out there
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKPYOfZpegc&t=54s heres the video and the clip (its at 1:00)
weak soi lad
i had spicy kebab today
shit was peak
i said
"BOSS EXTRA SPICE !!" and boss said" hell yeah boss u got it "

That's why I bought my own training Equipment which I TOTALLY use!
Thats me in the fuckin uhhhhh
Shaw
Cogwork core
Cogwork core had the vibes of the White Palace, steampunk edition, but parkour hell was instead at the world’s worst ski resort
Dlc?
Ooo
there is plague in monastry from what im seeing it
Tried Road to Vostok
It's good actually
VeryGoodScav
fuckin hore
It's all about the vibe
"Decorative"
Idiot shopkeep
Were throwing stars actually a thing
That was used
I dont see how they could be lethal
I dont get it
@somber sandal KCD2 DLC
yis
no worries no spoilers
btw it will put u in new map just becuse there are so manny people and NPCs and shit
@coarse bear check this shit out
no spoilers
does spoilers

its no spoiler bro
thats what it says on steam page
You think I'm reading that?
ofc
Say sike right now
wot

no balls play it now
You're too young as well I guess
I can't
why
I want to
Away from home, my PC is there

Can you import your char from the first kingdom come?
So henry forgot how to swordfight
No he's OP from what I know, you start from where the game ends
Hmmmmm. Maybe ill pick it up
in here too ??

Like 10 minutes

I started KCD2 literally few hours before getting called for work
It was like 3AM or something, got the call around 9AM
I'm not home, it doesn't work like that
I'm far away from home*
Even if I wanted to, I can't go home and play
Full time discord mod
Everywhere
Welp
In a school
part time maybe ?
are teacher?
or that

Literally 1984
!1984
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He's teaching Italian slurs

They decentralized their asses
Fucked up
That’s not a nice way to go
They did
Shut up, mate, 30% of your code was made with AI
You deal with dangerous people and high value stuff... Expect to face a horrible ending
Pump-n-dump won't work well with some 
man i loved KCD 2

I still love it
Conventional high yield explosives are okay though
@naive bison @fallow trellis
Kcd doesnt have enough diversity for me
True, not enough PoC in medieval Bohemia
Where's my midly overweight black female comedic relief character
@dreamy flax what's a PoC
"PoC" typically stands for "Person of Color." It refers to individuals who are not considered to be part of the white racial group. In discussions about representation, diversity, and inclusivity, the term is often used to highlight the experiences and perspectives of non-white individuals. 🌍✨

dan hentschel is my favorite person of color
Dr.manhatten is mine
This man is red for a wonderful reason!
Ok
First off
The green teletubby is the only not white one
Taking even that away from them.
HE MADE NEW VID?
Korean marines lighter
Remember that cult leader who took some heavy metal suppliment and her skin turned blue
Also look what I found in a customer's office
yeah what was their name? Dan Hentschel?
Wow
I also love the fucking funky pilot arc
Cool
Got this from one of my momd patients
Otherside has all his places hes been
kinda feel bad for kanye
That ANTI SEMITE
nah bro they got north west fucked up
How
Hes being raised as a kardashian soooo
12
Hopefully
Kim kardashian is really into prison reform
If your bail is under $6k you can contact her org and they will pay it lol
thats interesting
Honestly
Not a bad cause
Even if 90% of those shitheads violate probation immediately
not at all, but thats not how american prisons are built for
reform i mean
so yeah
gg
Some are
its rare
If you want to better yourself theres plenty of programs
Homelessness is 100% a choice
We had classes to learn hvac, wood finishing, cdl, healthcare
But if youre looking at 20 years why bother lol
They let the minimum security inmates work at the state fair
normal
normal normal pliot
normal pilot
A dark presence is in the air
Wait no
Thats not what i meant
yeah man
kim got her fucked up
its so over

she legit looked like a normal girl
wwhen she wwas in that kanye music video
why
fucking why
she's 12
please dont let those be real tattoos
Ggs
Those are usually accidental

i can't feel bad
genuinely
it's gruesome and horrific but i have zero space in my heart for crypto people, let alone scammers
is that yasuo's sword from league?
it is
W meal
@coarse bear what's so funny?

League 
i always take only hot one too, but buldak sauce even 3x hot seems digestable because there is mild burn, kebab sauce just goes through me and ass burns like my mouth day before, zero digestion
check your pfp

permission to bark denied
soi boy ass
Observe
@naive bison has been granted the <@&1199129351770353764> role for 15 minutes.
what? i literally said i take same option as you
soi beoy ass
yeah thats what im saying
Holy shit, we have a reverse Brainfart Exile role???
i'm used to calling someone ass, but not literally
#america #guns #texas #asmr #callofduty #edc #warzone #hunting #bullet #2ndamendment
How does the role work? Does it just ban someone from Brainfart? Does it exile them to off topic?
a text to my ears
does the role name have mention of offtopic?
No, but does a role need to state what it does?
kind of, yeah
Where does the Trainee role state that it's cyan?
oh no no don't ask me about ranks, I have no fucking clue about those
Where does the Novice role state that you're sub human?
supposedly mirroring ranks in the trilogy, but I don't give a fuck about those either
the functional roles are pretty obvious though
Well, @naive bison if you get back here, tell us what the @Brainfart Reject role did
moderators - useless slackers who occasionally ban people, helpers - support slaves, mod makers, so on
this xal after test
True, but I need to know specifics
unfit to help - cannot groom people in newbie chat, brainfart exile - other channels' rejects, brainfart reject - so retarded that got rejected from the reject bin
Mainly if it cuts off the rest of the servers access or just removes Brainfart privleges
dude is about to unleash full retard on brainfart
what 15 minutes with no brainfart does to a man
true

i couldn't imagine a more hellish fate then slaving in the support mines
you could be an e-thot
Im following the Saul Goodman path
We put them on a bus and drop them off in offtopica island
good ending?
That would be perfect, just exile them to offtopic


only 15mins? atleast try to hide the bias on the mods discord kittenn
both end in December when they take you down from social media and ban tarkov
there is no escaping nikitas clutches
it wipes tomorrow he'll have me imprisoned for another 6 months playing his dogshit game
a british politician doesn't love an aggressive illegal muslim immigrant even half as much gamma mods love cockrider
just let it lie
you seem to forget how much your government hate you having internet access
they can never stop my shitposting
my power levels are over 9000
well tell you what, if you suddenly and completely disappear from here in December, we'll know you were below 16 and your ass shouldn't be here then
oh
battle net 👎
i'm 28 in january

its over
rent-free
get off discord and attend to your husband
I'd relish in calling you old, but I'm even older 

I don't have one, I'm straight!! 
no other way to play multiplayer
I’ll save a place for you old fucks at the retirement home
of the launchers to hate it is number 1 for me beating ubisoft and origin
We’ll have Quake LAN parties like old times
I appreciate the gesture, but you can't afford it you yeeyee ass retaillet 
we'll have to squat in some abandoned luigi mansion instead
cant wait till im in a retirement home and have to explain how to spell my name to gen alpha workers
oh don't worry about it
Stop lying
Man I just play games
I'm playing a campaign with my friend, its co-op
which game?
Joke’s on you, I got a new job
I have been upgraded from soulless overworked retail employee to soulless overworked medical plastics manufacturer
Basically yes. That doesn’t sound like it would pay much but it pays more at entry than it does in retail after two promotions and a raise
Also has way better insurance and benefits
Warcraft 3 General?
The downside is I’ll have to wear a cleansuit and if I get sick I can’t work, full stop
it does sound like an improvement, medical shit usually more strict on quality and hence higher bar, and working equipment is usually more lucrative than retail slavin
well congrats
...injection plastics? 
also congrats on infusing your body with macroplastics while the rest of the amateurs are only on the microplastic level yet
inb4 3d printed
also if any american here dies from some weird drug contamination
you know who to blame now
fucking gyrard didn't wash his hands properly after potty
Me setting up a Rube Goldberg plot to infect Xalrider and Flop with exported medical products
...the pipeline from manufacturing to deployment of a medical device seems to have more possible points of failure than just Gyrard's dirty hands 
what medical device, he wrapping pills in plastic ya fool
(I actually have no idea what I’m manufacturing besides it being for medical shit)
also that whole thing sounds extreeeeeemely automatable
which further proves my point that humans are superior in being cheap slaves where it's affordable to just use cheap slaves
instead of complicated machines
In all likelihood I’m going to be that guy on How It’s Made that randomly picks up a sample from a lot, checks it for quality, and then passes it down the line
hmm yes looks okay
(it was not okay)
(an acme looking ass hand with a revolver springs out of a conveyor and shoots gyrard)
It was at this moment Gyrard knew, he fucked up
we're gonna see Gyrard on How It's Made 
The quality control officer tells me to pack my things (he wants me to leave company property before I am executed)
What is this? The Senior Club Channel?
and the company blames it on him even though he was a hero
And maybe after working for 20 years at eyeballing things and passing them down the line, I may be promoted to the guy that tells the other people who eyeball things how to eyeball things
after a particularly gruesome incident, you even get to see a bit of gyrard inside your ibuprofen pack!
(it was already disproven)
I NEED TO GAIN MORE POWER
honestly it should be an acceptable empirical proof that if something is promoted by Trump, it is by definition wrong and fake
he never misses
Some people have that mindset, which is why some of them chugged down tylenol like it's candy
(it was never proven because the US secretary of HHS is a fucking pepega and put a brand name instead of just writing acetominophen)
okay, I said "whatever he does is stupid and wrong", not "that AND doing the opposite and in great numbers is very good", that's on them
I hope Johnson and Johnson takes control of the US federal government in a defamation lawsuit.
oh god are we posting memri tv memes now?
I don't think there was any intention from them to prove or disprove anything anyway, the whole spiel is to just constantly stunlock people with something dramatic and scandalous for four years straight until you siphon every dollar and bail the fuck out
it was all a dramatic plan so Johnson and Johnson could get beeg money from the federal government 
nooow you're thinking like a proper political undead that hates all living!
I patiently wait for any government's healthcare ministry to figure out that no, even big scary pictures with mini-lore page of how much it sucks does not, in fact, stops smokers from smoking and move on to just being cunts about it
you buy some ciggies and the packet just says FUCK YOU YOU STUPID CUNT
CHOKE ON YOUR CIGARETTES YOU BITCH THIS IS WHY STACY LEFT YOU
DIE
I think it's mostly to deter kids from starting smoking
it absolutely doesn't
it's just to do a "we told them it's bad" to not get in legal troubles
the only reason for those things to exist is for the healthcare ministry to say "we're working on it 👉 👈 " (they really dont)
it's like kindergarden politics
debatable
obviously bad for kids, bad for humans in general, decent alternative for tobacco addicts who will be smoking either way

Popcorn lung is calling
you're getting a lot more than that when smoking regular tobacco
Yeah but popcorn will kill you far faster
Most smokers die when they're middle aged to old, popcorn will kill you quicker
let's confirm schleppa's randomly strewn bullshit with some bullshit AI that has no credibility
my unconfirmed bullshit beats yours
next time go straight for it is lame argument
Less engagement if you don't at least try first
Post it
bad indternet
oh my god they just announced youyou s mooom letsssgoooooooooo

it didn't work
New breakthrough for gaming, they've found a zipping method that reduces file sizes by 90%. Unfortunately we're still only about halfway to the point where a desktop computer can render a sprite of your mother on screen
valve will save gaming with hl3
right guys
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This is the greatest ned response of All Time
the intro is you
someone changed my minecraft skin into adolf hitler in a speedo 
"someone"
"someone"
and someone keeps posting gooner content on iedys acct
Are the halflife wpisodes worth playing
Its called the long game
bro i haven't seen youtube bots in a long ass time until i checked this video








