#🎪bruh-fart
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do you have a danish frogman one lol
the spoon is still in place
it's fine
"Big fan of whatever the fuck this is"
Its literally not
tired
Giant mcx
i now see the outline of the spoon
Say that again
Just read the message again
@narrow lotus @river zealot @glad carbon someone called the new steam console "GabeCube"
Like GameCube

luulin et tälläne sekoilu jo loppuis
I thought this mess would end by now.
-#
Translated from :flag_fi: Finnish to :flag_gb: English
k
Niemals, ikealänder
Never, IKEA country
-#
Translated from :flag_de: German to :flag_gb: English
True racists don't care, all of Skandinavia is IKEA
Bitch the chicken's cold

finland aint even scandinavian
what are you germans on
You're all the same
Hmmm mmm mmhm
Can you two stop fighting and put on the German engineering and minimalism Finnish hats on
👀
minimalism finnish hats?
So that the Chinese can use our innovations, that we can't use thanks to regulations?
Because the fuckass government of the amerifats fucked it so China is like "uhh no orange man"
id say our hats are more maximalist than anything
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAh9SfO46ik
Sauna saa karskimmankin suomalaisen miehen herkistymään!
Toivemusaa ja syvällistä jutustelua saunasta.
Sauna on meille suomalaisille pyhä paikka, jossa on synnytty ja rakastuttu! Siellä on tehty kansakuntamme suurimmat ja tärkeimmät päätökset aikojensaatossa. Saunassa syntyvät myös ne kaikista hulluimmat ideat, kuten tämä: Sau...
like youd be sitting on the bed?
Bro 💀
mr grenade is no longer your friend
how are you gonna fit any desk in that space xd
Other PC will have to be in the kitchen
you have to sit on the bed and put it on the opposite wall or something
that is a perfectly fine corner
or idk, hit up the feng shui master guy
there are many rules in Feng Shui and this can be confusing. here's a breakdown of the main ideas behind how to place a desk so you have a better grasp when arranging your home office! this is less about examples, more on the principles
Check out baker racks
unfortunately, he is black, so you will say something racist
"I don't like your name, Leon Smith - it sounds black. Get that ass banned." (c) LowTierGod
We have one like this but a little wider. Its where the blender and pressure cooker lives.
bro is uncle ruckus 

@heady crow
Thats an incredibly tame comment about black people from LTG - a black man
now i regret posting that
L shape desk, bookshelf moved to that other corner
Someone mentioned starsector RAHHHHHH I FUCKING HATE CLANKERS BLESSED LUDD BE UPON YOU AND ALL THAT IS HOLY
whats your room layout roughly and whats in it? if you can draw that shit I can try and help
i love the abyssal critters
NIXON 
RIP twin
Give me a sec stupid ass android doesn't have paint.net without ads
Also mind you I'm sharing this room with the torturer they call a partner
i mean, if youre into that stuff
lover or roommate?
And your trying to fit a comp there?
miracle machine day 
dimensions?
Hold on
remember the Giant in the tunnel at the end
that's the least of my problems
This is my intiail set up
gronk done added 3 burers to the brain room
forget it and run out of ammo before that 🙏, its way more fun to dodge and weave
maybe find a reference similar to it @slender rock
yea i got molested last time i went there
understandable, have a good day
same but i want the pc on the corner
i got trauma from cops 2 burers in the mountain thingy the fuck am i gonna do against 3 in gamma
bad rough draft, its basically at the corner on mine
pc table as big as bed 
Fits multiple monitors
this is my ideal one
If you're single yes
thats some good feng shui
im kinda paranoid i need my eyes on the door
Does slenderman need help with room placement? That background lmao
i have a big ass balcony door behind me
i check behind every now and again
i think i need to see a therapist
He's helping
dont you have curtains?
blinds?
yea
dawg yeah idk
that is kind of crazy
it's not all the time
but sometimes when im feeling on edge
Schizoid man
of the 21st century?
like i live in the way of an airport so planes sometimes go above
ik nothing ever happens but i can't help but feel smthn when they pass
Yes
nah someone parachuted on your balcony and is tryna get you
more like bombs dropping
schizo
Thats fucked
what floor do you live on
my name is walter heartwell white i live in albequerque new mexico
it's a family home too in an insanely safe neighborhood
artjom in the trenches and dont gaf. Be like him
He's got get.on that 3rd floor type beat
It's projects bro
They expect people not to just live
Or some shit
he MIGHT live on o-block
Idk
second floor by normal standards
third floor by american ones
Forth*
how
Idk
Blue bed, yellow L desk, purple bookshelf?
What is that
Hmm
slendermans floorplan
giving your back to the door has me in shambles brah 😭
We are playing projects jenga
Queen size bed is already fucking, like 48inches?
First he wants people to collect his drawings, now his floorplan
But then the desk in the way of the closet
dolphin dive into that hoe
Yeah not
that is a situation yeah
Sooooo.....mom on couch, moms room is office now, gg
Damn
Not even gonna lie, that is the worst floorplan i've seen.
mom moves to the dog house outside
Do you game on pc or laptop?
20mil for three building blocks
Midsize tower
💀
So no folding desk
Well
Is moms room smaller?
Tru
Like two feet taken away on the width
Might have to
But roaches had been heavily in kitchen so
😭
Just whisper the slurs so mom doesnt get mad
@slender rock
Fuck, the roaches are already there before you move in?
Previous fucknuts
They bombed
Still found Total of 4
Alive
Had dealt with roaches before at the old house but they had taken up under leaky ass fridge
Previous resident was a crackhead and it was a fucking INFESTATION
he was a roach whisperer
Forgive me since I am bad with size visuals but something like this layout where the desk faces a wall, your chair back faces a wall. And you have a view of the door and window.
Might have to cramp up space and maybe even change how your closet works (remove the door) unless its a sliding one
Slide doors
Then try and hug the bed to the wall of the closet
What about desk in closet
or alteast enough until you can walk on that side
Dresser going in there
It's kinda fucked either way
That layout isn't gonna work it's tighter than that
If you want to try, unless you already did. You can try covering your window with something to completely conceal it and make it a self proclaimed wall
Desk in closet, bed under window, dresser/shelves in remaining space
How I had it originally but she didn't want the bed like that
translation = "I give up fuck you"
Yes
Can't win. Time for pc in livingroom
either get rid of fiancee or pc in da livingroom
She still needs a desk tho
Aww hell nah
She can sit at the dining room table bro 
The Hello Kitty gaming laptop of evil'
Its missing a mouth full of zyns
Playing the new ukrainian faction in squad rn
Actually really good
shit has me jonesing again. Went cold turkey off nicotine. Realized far too late the vapes were 50mg, patches were only 10mg. Decided it wasn't worth it and stopped cold
yeah, i mean if you dont get any actually negative effects from going cold turkey its not a bad way to do it
i stopped smoking sober when i had adeno virus for like 2 weeks
Ngl after the first few days, its not too bad. Next harder step is just getting over stress impulses.
I've done it before, its just more annoying than anything
Pretty much. Only reason we both started back up was covid stress hitting
thank god ive avoided nicotine and shit in life 
Seriously, its the most mid thing ever.
hello shitfart
hello shitass
At first its alright, but after a while just feels pointless.
hello muntenia resident
yeah, just a waste of money at the end of the day
or what have you
Now caffiene, i will quit over my cold dead body
wrong im bucuresti resident
neerdd
hello iedy
Sal
ba frate
au facut astia ceva la baie
si nu mai avem voie
sa intram
pt o saptamana
ca repara ceva
Sopranos?
boring ass therapist scenes, i always skipped them to get back into the cool mafia action
wtf
actually somber as fuck
au săpat tunel spre el dorado și s-a dărâmat baia 
I legit dropped sopranos for a while and started watching it again and that was the episode I left off before
i am kind of sad that his character never got a full arc. He just kind of disappeared
Poggers
Legit had the
face for 5 mins straight
mao zedong is that you
Ofc it was the usual suspect

?
I feel like there is lots of lost Potential in the Sopranos. But it's still an amazing show
hbo was on a generational run with the sopranos and the wire 
Get him children of the dead earth it's cheap yet addictive
Understandable king
Game equivalent of crack

I was really dissapointed we didnt get an arc where tony goes after melfis rapist
Just got to season 4 of the wire, such a good show so far.
I guess it also shows her goodie two shoes attitude
She knows tony would brutally murder him
gonna get a bottle of jamesons tonight
L
Maybe. Still a crazy good depiction of RTS. Eerily good, shes a crazy actor
Idk what RTS is
Rape trauma syndrome, a flavor of ptsd
Oh


they said it's good if enough time passes
No they did not
right after i got muted last time
george floyd, 9/11 and hasan electrocutting dog is fine
ohh iedy said that, then i respect it
you are THE snitch bro wdym
still i think it's sensitive af
I get Robert banned perma and this is the thanks I get

Yeah, well Xalrider telling you to not post something is like hearing god's guidance
i didnt care much abt robert so i don car...
larmge robert and all he did was be political and have bad opinions
then that whole gig with the pedos or sm
"Here's screenshots of him messaging a minor inappropriately"
"Those could be doctored"
"Ok here's specifically a video scrolling through the discord client on mobile changing tabs and using the search functions so its impossible to fake convincingly"
"I still dont believe it"

shout out w_cloudy2_dark
Was he being ignorant or straight up defended the pedo?
Bro said "if I had an OF sister I would support her"

is so beak
WHAT
i could say many things here

He was running the "yeah but it could be fake" to such an insane degree no reasonable person would do
but you only need one word
PAVE LOW
FREE FOR ALL
The fella "wouldn't believe it" if it diddled him
Can't be helped
Send to the woodchipper
i cant say slurs in this chat man thats not fair
MISSION FAILED WE WILL GET THEM ENXT TIME
i can't talk there piss rank
neckbeard intensifies
Bro I literally included a hypocrisy argument from the pedo streamer, cause he himself said if you watch loli cartoons you're a pedo
And I wrote (true) at the end
And Robert said he disagreed with that point the most

The speed emote was invented for this
Bro playing on an Atari 2600
I would like to belive that he wanted to ragebait

600 mods
"I was only pretending to defend a pedophile"
?????
Well I just him banned instead 
Yeah, well I'm an idiot
Cause its like deadass the second time he did it
weirdo ass people
same shit when u have them people
the glaze is unreal
who arel ike 30 years old and date 19 year olds and go "well they are adults"
no they are not
or you got them fucking freaks who are 60 years old and got like a 21 year oldd girlfriend
disgusting
Destiny reference

whats that
i luv 
One thing we agree in
i havent played destiny much
I fear for the day Gaben dies and whoever replaces him is a fuckwit that immediately starts turning Steam into a subscription service or worse
STEAM
BRING BACK SUPPORT FOR RUSSIAN PAYMENT METHODS
AND MY LIFE IS YOURS
i do too but doesn't mean they are perfect lmao
mfers released like 4 games in 20 years and only 1 of them is good
Name 5 bad things
Probs wont happen till the war ends
i dont think watching sfw loli shit makes you a pedo but if it starts getting into like anything provocatory or even nsfw then
i know what you are
Just don’t be Russian, ez
Todd Howard selling the same anniversary edition for 80
artifact
deadlock
cs2 debatable
Valve =/= steam
uhm....key codes???
?
Valve
Is
Not
Steam
yea and epic games =/= epic store
^
so true
Tru
saying valve isnt steam is like saying EU isnt soviet union
And even then gabe said valve is just barely a development studio
When they make a game it's just to fuck with the industry
Why would a grown man watch cartoons with little girls?

Deadlock bad?
It has a high consistent playerbase
In closed beta too
they already have tf2 and they abandoned that for a mid ass game
team fortress 2 is also mid....
that's why it died
Tf2 didnt die what?
that's de joke
yea but keep in mind a lot of them are afk farms
shrug. not my problem. but if its nsfw or close to that then the individual in question is a pedophile 101% guaranteed with a 1% margin of error
Bait
?
autistic screechers and adhd kiddies
Bait
its not bait its literally what it is
just admit it's bait to not look like a retard
the bait is lowering in quality with every statement
can this guy just says 1 good thing
its not bait this is my genuine opinion
bait or not
Its just such dogshit bait
Its actually crazy
but its not bait its just shit games
No
He just exists to siphon energy from people
maybe ur just an autistic screecher?
Zero value himself
blblbl lbl am fishy blblblbl

whenever some1 says something that doesnt float ur boat u start raging
Look ut he's Xalbaiting
ur either a virgin or a bully victim
Don't fall for the trap
you are raging so hard xDDD
get trolled kid

Then you are genuinely qualified for government benefits
what.................

.
how does that make it 2012
I haven't seen him type a single worthwhile message on this server yet
ur too much of a selfabsorbed douchebag for that
oh my god some1 doesnt write something that floats my boat! so anything he says is wrong
Bro
ur the one making fun of bully victims lmfao
You're being ragebaited
low tier bait
Or you're ragebaiting
no
not smth you bring up vro
Alo rae
what do you mean
Yo fro
if ur stuck or offended by someone mentioning something that might remind you of your past as a bully victim then u need therapy
My guitar strings got fucked
Idk it was in the case and I heard a thunk
will this affect the local trout population
Are they pregnant?
"acts like a virgin"
Opened it and it was torn
ofcourse not because trout are great fish as are salmon
Torn?
whats so bad about this
splendid
At the chooners or?
Guess it was fingered roughly then
Gets personal immediately
u can only be offended by me mentioning virgin if you are a raging virgin
nothing
you do you buddy
You're falling for it


Don't cast stones in a glass house now
u literally just started addressing me when i mentioned that lol...........
u literally dont have to respond to anything i say
Im so close to hitting a Silvio Dante
Majority here are probably that including you
"I don't think theres a reason to keep him around"
ur literally the opposite of silvio dante ur more like a janice soprano
I'm surprised you haven't yet
Yeah it tore, not all of them tho
I did take them off to oil the fretboard but
It seems I put em in wrong or smth
I guess it 'snapped off' yeah not tore
i jsut said team fortress 2 and fortnite were shit games and u lost ur little marble
Which brand of those
they came w the guitar I'm not sure
Hmm
Tho I have a crap ton from my sister's stash so it's more grueling restringing
Probably just due to time
Factory strings? No big loss
Just grab a new pack of Ernie Ball or smth
all of tf2s playerbase are somewhere on the spectrum so what did you expect
D'Addario*
I can state my dislike and not be personally attacked, that's common sense in conversations
dont say that else the specrums will start malding at you and tell you you never say anything good!
Factory strings are basically not worth anything
lmfao
Elixir
He's got a 6 string@coarse bear
i didnt personally attack you
Johnny depp reference
'if you get offended by smth that reminds you of your past' is what tho
They.. They make 6 string packs
EBs are bass
???
Yeah but the toan
that is a generalization
I'm not bothered but it's funny you went that route
I use ddars on guitar and ebals on the bass
THEY MAKE SO MANY 6 STRING PACKS
Stfu blurry 
They're cheaper when you get D'Addarios for hybrids
that is a generalization not a personal attack lol
Grab an Earthwood Rock And Blues if it's an acoustic and go to bed
Say that one more time I didn't catch the last two
thats because you have no other argument other then im right and you are wrong
I think I'll just steal some off my uncle he's got a bunch lying around
We hall
That works too
Honestly don't matter 
Anything's gonna be better than factory
Agreed
which brings me back to my earlier statement that u guys cant fathom anything that doesnt float ur boat
Fuck factory
that was a fun game on roblox tbh
this retard still going
which game friendo
thanks for checking in on me though maybe u should find a hobby
"Whatever floats your boat", a simple roblox pvp game. Probably dead now
yea im jerking it rn
the baiter is getting baited 
I bought it used so I'm wondering if it's factory or not actually..
I didn't ask
i havent baited once 🙁
i only played some thing with natural disasters
He's not just like me...
he is literally you
Its insane how little me tried hard to get a girlfriend on roblox but 10 years later and kids instantly get girlfriends that are definitely not 30+
what the fuck, i tot that was our thing
u should of playd habbo hotel
i had all the egirls as a kid
"girls"
me asf
@fallow spruce (mividaloka) has been muted for 1 hour for reason: The bait's boring, all it's doing is make brainfart mildly deader than it usually is. Go stfu. -1h
@fallow spruce has been granted the <@&1199129351770353764> role for 3999 years, 11 months and 31 days.

Oh no dry
Now they're stuck here
Can I have my role removed please god
Unfortunately
no it says reject
Wow there's a brainfart reject role too
That is true 
Is there a secret third brainfart role?
That means were stuck with him here
Wait no
Hmm.. 14 and up
Does it not
Other way xal
🎲 10
-# 1d20
I see
Damn
God bless
You stay
Roll again

Oh
I have initiative
Can I roll for em dry
Lol
Sure
Go roll
🎲 4
-# 1d20
Gg
Everyone roll for BlueGuy, beat a 16
You're gone for good

💀
rip
Can i get a second chance
🎲 1
-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6
Thats a third now
Xal roll
🎲 1
-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6
Bro
mf
damn
Damn
bro is cursed to stay
🎲 5
-# </roll:1025761784692490315> ➡️ 1d6
what are we betting on
bro
Broskis brain dead actually
We stupid
we are rolling a d6
my freedom
D20?
Why are you all rolling a d6
Wh40k ahh mute
🎲 5
-# 1d20
Indeed
🎲 8
-# 20 ➡️ 1d20
that doesnt seem worth to gamble on
🎲 15
-# 20 ➡️ 1d20


He won't get released
That's a crit fail @coarse bear
Gamblefart
You gotta do smth horrendous for it
Permad
Roll a 20 dipshit
Thats a d6 not d20
🎲 10
-# 1d20
if i beat 16 can I we have him here forever
Jesus Christ
18 for that
@low atlas it does you dip
dry rigged the clanker
Nope
🎲 15
-# 1d20
sorry man youre staying here
WE arent getting anywhere here
One day he's gonna roll to get me banned again
Gonna roll a 1d6 and hit a 14
D&D you roll d20
but not forever

BlueGuy watching this chat fumble a dc16 for his freedom
Rae you dorko
I really dont remember how I got into brainfart exile in the first place even. Hopefully nothing evil
there it is
Nothing ever mattered, it was rigged from the start
Hate the game
Shiiiiieeeeeeeeet
whats the roll to remove 2's mute
but keep the reject role
The mute is an hour
Cashapping dry 60 usd
if u gamble that on rainbet u can cashapp him 120 usd
Steal someone’s money and gamble it to get more
🎲 2
-# 1d20
bro give it up
My turn, check em
🎲 5
-# 1d20
@coarse bear @narrow lotus imagine how much money would gamma make to hit a 1d100 roll for 100 to ban me, and like 10$ per attempt
I know it doesn't count it's just fun
@minor cypress hit it
Call it.
🎲 7
-# 1d20

i mean there was a 7

All I can do is buy something food related and mail it to you using all the fuckin postage stamps

Like $10
Blue guy is the dude begging speed rn
For funnies tho
can I?
🎲 79
-# 1d100
holy shit
Close
Jesus
"Close"
🎲 49
-# 1d100
This dice gotta be rigged
Money for first 10 rolls go directly to me
whatcha rolling for transhorse
No kidding
🎲 1
-# 1d2
BRO
@placid sail alo
@placid sail alo
We gambling
🎲 4
-# 1d10
I have a bag of Takis blue Fuego on the table then
Aight lil bro, we've gotta sit you down
Its gotta be weighted to roll low
Shit
🎲 1,248
-# 1d9000
this is the part where you use your esoteric knowledge to tell us there's no true random in computer science
What da hel 

Its too close to my friday to schizorant on entropy
Gordon you lousy mf
kinda surprised the copium addicts are not screaming here yet
They're asleep rn
some russian ones already tied the big reveal to hl3 being announced too somehow
blur this is balkanstan
there's 50 000 Ivankos already fully awake and at full power while burgerland sleeps
Not unless they had a bender last night
Sleeps? Burgerland is just now waking up
This is peak time for burgers to wake up and bother me
Shalom
alright I'll release the copium files myself then
inspiro
• Valve deliberately postponed the fall sale by two months to make room for Half-Life 3;
• For the first time in 10 years, the main Steam platform will be available in November;
• The Lambda logo from Half-Life was spotted at yesterday's presentation;
• The first Half-Life was released on November 19, 1998;
• Valve didn't announce the Steam Machine for nothing—Half-Life 3 will promote the new hardware;
• Rockstar supposedly knew everything—and that's why they pushed GTA VI back from this fall.
heh
so desperate
they pushed gta 6 back because they had to adjust their launch window after firing a bunch of unionizers
need a blind girl to read me what my ballsack says
it's honestly unfair that silksong fans were the one wearing wigs and clown noses
while the hl3 brigade were getting high on that copium for much longer and much harder
well ppl been waiting for hl3 before most silksong players hit puberty
its been milked dry
nobody wants to meme it, they meme the next thing
I guess they didn't invent the clowns yet back then
hl3 mfs are like the old grannys sat at the retirement home wishing the old days would come back
you cant make fun of them its too cruel
But the hollow knight and Hornet weren’t actual clowns, they didn’t go to clown college or register their clown eggs
why is it in yiddish
haha no, I will
I guess its gone
already did in fact
(Clown eggs are real things and clowns do take them seriously)
real
its in my genes what can i say
shalom
not a true believer
its still hyped to the point where nothing will be good enough but its not like
insane asylum levels
no it's not, my grandpa friend sent me that bunch of bulletpoints and is hyped up

that's because the ding dong crowd are much more obnoxious whilst being a minority compared to half life
might need a recount
okay nikitia
ngl I think the worst part about hl3 is that valve probably dont know what to do with it knowing the immense pressure
eh they never really annoyed me much, it's not undertale fans
im gonna play 1.0 atleast. No other interesting games on rn
not probably
that's literally it
imagine having to deliver a game that's been anticipated for 10+ years
not that bad but they are up there
you mean 20+ years?
im barely older than hl2 🗣️
same
I don't think we'll be getting it, ever
the 3rd one
I’ll steal your jeans
my brother is as old as hl2
neph
pretty sure that's the stated reason for them not doing it, valve is pretty picky about quality themselves already, and it's gonna be coupled by fans' very high expectations as well
actually hl2 released 2 weeks before he was born
ngl alyx was a good nip at what half life 3 could be
i hope it won't be some stupid ass vr game if it ever released
But it depends if they make hl3 post uprising or pre-uprising
damn what's going on in Helsinki
I’m glad we haven’t been buried in snow yet, I need to finish expanding the backyard fence so the dogs have more room to run and shit
warm asf november. We got first snow here like 2 weeks ago last year
granted its like -6c in lapland but still
still no snow here, thankfully
no sun at all, either, everything is gray
Woe, random-ass blizzard upon ye
Youyou baking
yeah fair, id hate winter in muscovy too. We are just getting edged here with minus degrees during the night. I just want winter to go into full swing already
@river zealot had to show an Indian teacher around because he dosent know Romanian at all
He was showing origami to kids

its not really cold
I am ready to be a grunt in warlord youyou's uganda army as long as I get to see the sun again
makes sense for november
everytyhing is fucking muddy tho
i love having it cold in the morning then hot as hell mid day
took you this long to know

jacket weather in the morning and tshirt weather 3 hours after 🗣️

you're retarded
Why
he's practically waving an australian flag every time he speaks
HIS NAME IS YEAH NAH
8c is crazy cold to me but ive never even seen snow before
I have no clue
his profile picture is well, that
an australian animation, yes
yes
mf can't be even more obvious than that
it snowed here like 3 times total as far as i remember
and both states next to me it snows every day
there is one more way
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OmR0ypCyOU
MERCH - https://donnysshopofficial.com/
Sassy sits by the fire with Nigel and tells him the story of when he saw a Dinasour
https://linktr.ee/jarrad.wright
MUSIC - https://open.spotify.com/artist/6zuuEDpjycpfZtmGgDhRtM?si=iICq1fy5SZCLdWpm6CPgWw
ofc bro posted one napoleon edit and she's already here
are you australian perchance

if you crack a baguette open with your discord open, it already knows

moms room smaller than 9x13

