#🎪bruh-fart

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glad carbon
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tedious "realism" sim where you spend 5 hours crafting and surviving ™ despite being a sci fi zombie game

grave bronze
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They literally have a cdda start they’re not hiding it

glad carbon
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yeah...

toxic sundial
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The last couple updates destroyed my interest in the game

primal rapids
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What I despise is that Obsidian had their chance to make a game without any strict deadlines or using a dated engine when they made Outer Worlds. And they fucked it up. Then they had multiple years to try again with Outer Worlds 2. They still fucked it up.

grave bronze
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It’s been in the game for years

stark gull
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Because it was the first one
You'd expect them to do it faster the second time
I guess they're lost in their madman scribbles

grave bronze
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Let them cook, they lost their adderall

drifting mantle
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It will pop, the question is WHEN

obtuse narwhal
stark gull
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What was that autism inducing drug?

scenic field
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Weed

stark gull
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Send a crate or two at their office

scenic field
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Theres ants in here

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Fuck

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FUCK

grave bronze
thick wadi
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.

grave bronze
primal rapids
scenic field
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Who used that POS

grave bronze
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I can’t wait for bethesda to say that tactics and BoS are canon now

primal rapids
solar breach
worldly gate
scenic field
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Whens the new season coming

primal rapids
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It was just that forgettable

grave bronze
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Have they done the new vegas season yet

solar breach
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Avowed was pretty shit

scenic field
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I liked when the actress was missing a boot

worldly gate
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People were only talking about it cause it was the only thing Obisidian pumped out at that time lol

scenic field
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Ozempic

grave bronze
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I can’t wait for the New Vegas season to actually throw out any and all influence the courier had

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And fuck up the storyline of the game completely

grave bronze
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“Ulysses WHO?”

primal rapids
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"The Courier got shot in the head by Benny and fucking died. They also didn't actually cause the incident at the Divide, that was someone else."

grave bronze
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Bear bull bear bull bear bull

crude oak
worldly gate
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insert dogmeat and obligatory supermutant enclave moment

drifting mantle
solar breach
drifting mantle
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The bear AND the bull...

narrow sorrel
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UnBEARaBULL

primal rapids
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To be fair, the Enclave did make use of super mutants, it's just that super mutant was Frank Fucking Horrigan

grave bronze
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They’re probably gonna try some middle of the road shit like there was a truce between the strip, ncr, and legion and the battle of the hoover dam has been at a stalemate ever since

drifting mantle
grave bronze
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And have the protag or ghoul or whatever actually end the conflict

grave bronze
narrow lotus
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i didnt even see this

primal rapids
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So here's a question. The Enclave can put power armor on super mutants like they did with Frank Horrigan. Why didn't they put power armor on deathclaws?

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Can you imagine how terrifying a power armored deathclaw would be

spring quail
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isn't frank's power armor just bolted on

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not actually powered

drifting mantle
silent pawn
grave bronze
silent pawn
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Steam frame announced

grave bronze
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What

silent pawn
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We're so back

worldly gate
grave bronze
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WE ARE SO BACK

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The next vr headset from valve gets directly implanted into your brain

deep topaz
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Frank Horrigan shows up with a super cool intro then gets killed by a cave-in or something equally as retarded

silent pawn
drifting mantle
grave bronze
primal rapids
grave bronze
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I feel like the show just

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Leans into fanservice

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Too much

scenic field
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Is there power armor in zomboid

grave bronze
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With mods yes

scenic field
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Are the fallout mods any good

primal rapids
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For 4? 99% of them are the typical fanservice mods or SUPER TACTICAL modern guns

grave bronze
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Or tits

scenic field
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I mean

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For zomboid

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Lol

deep topaz
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big floppy milky tits mod project zomboid

scenic field
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Dude zoom is ASS

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Im getting every 10th word

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But seriously

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Fallout zomboid mods

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Yay or nay

worldly gate
deep topaz
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deathclaw sex mods

scenic field
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Trying to get survival to not be broken

obtuse narwhal
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i mean tbf most games are either tacticool or fantasy hell depending on the time period. and gooner hell is always a thing lol

scenic field
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Bannerlord mods

obtuse narwhal
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only a few games or genres get to keep their identity in modding

scenic field
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Zomboid

slender rock
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@placid sail hei hei

worldly gate
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Problem is when most of the mods are only the gooner hell

drifting mantle
# grave bronze

You forgot the secret ingredient:
FEV

You learn in Fallout 1, that the entire wasteland is infected with it... Which actually caused all the crazy mutations.
Not the radiation. Of course Bethesda retconed this

worldly gate
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Cyberpunk, most are just goon mods or clothing mods

You cant find much that isnt that

stark gull
placid sail
stoic girder
placid sail
worldly gate
primal rapids
drifting mantle
worldly gate
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Generic lambo/porsche mod number 928238377373378339009821

primal rapids
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There were also intelligent, talking deathclaws until the Enclave killed them all

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RIP Goris

placid sail
placid sail
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because enclave does not want to adapt at all to the wasteland. because the ideal situation is - clean up the whole irradiated mess and MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

grave bronze
drifting mantle
grave bronze
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It doesn’t make two headed cows and giant mutant bears, it gives you cancer

placid sail
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and wasteland is a clean up, something "temporary" for them

drifting mantle
primal rapids
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There are pockets of Chinese descendants and even Chinese ghouls from before the war

placid sail
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ghouls is wasteland cringe, they'd demand pre-war normies like them

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that's the thing about enclave that separates them from the rest and makes them ultra vulnerable, aside from being nazis or something

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- they're mentally pre-war

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brotherhood of steel levels of retardation, but even less adaptability

drifting mantle
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Remnants of the Enclave vs Remnants of the Chinese would actually make for an interesting Concept story wise.
Similar to New Vegas, where you can fight for either site (Facism vs Communism) and some other 3rd option, that lets player win (aka Wildvard) but is actually worse than the other two alternatives

placid sail
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it's really hard to imagine a worse alternative than the dominion of pre-war americans or chinese

drifting mantle
placid sail
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big narration point of the franchise which is obscene to mention since Bethesda itself doesn't know what's the narration about or is there any - that pre-war world got their heads stuck up their asses so deep there's just no saving it

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just a bunch of trains at terminal velocities

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so any resurrection of those bygone organizations is just doomed to fail at best or create another catastrophe at worst

solar breach
stoic girder
solar breach
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i hope it has a band with a battery pack on it so it acts as a counterweight

stoic girder
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"Fuck this"

drifting mantle
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Man, we can come up with so many fun and cool story lines for Fallout... But we all know, Bethesda comes up with the lamest ones known to man...

placid sail
stoic girder
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Enclave probably gets all their knowledge on the outside world from vaults that get cracked open, raped and sold to slavery.

placid sail
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unless we're talking modern bethesda canon, but at that point I'm on enclave's side, just gas the entire continent and put an iron inside your mouth, ants will have their next go in this cursed howardverse

placid sail
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but I don't consider modern bethesda canon seriously

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it's just... shitty movie prop

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everything is so lame and flat and bleak

drifting mantle
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Everything after New Vegas doesn't exist for me

spring quail
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fallout 5 will have the most theme park disneyworld ass map yet

placid sail
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the kekflix series is the only alive thing in the entire franchise

stoic girder
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There was some fan theory that Fallout is so full of schizo tech because it's a testing bed for aliens.

grave bronze
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dude i cant wait for TES6 to be just

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absolute slop

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They are going to intentionally cut out content and sell it as DLC, or god forbid

slender rock
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Paperwork time again

grave bronze
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creation club

slender rock
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@placid sail guess what

grave bronze
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Listen

drifting mantle
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It will be absolute cinema

grave bronze
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TES6 is either gonna be absolute dogshit

stoic girder
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It will be so shit.

grave bronze
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or a redemption

placid sail
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blur this is a conversation channel, not a daily comfort blur having troubles moving channel

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have some decency you ass

scenic field
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Shutup free

stoic girder
scenic field
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Eat a dick

stoic girder
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Rookie mistake.

slender rock
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Damn

grave bronze
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free can i hae $3

scenic field
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Post face

slender rock
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I was gonna say something positive but fuck me then

scenic field
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Post face

scenic field
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Post face

placid sail
scenic field
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I have a bad hemerhoid rn

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Makes sitting difficult

deep topaz
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when my hemorrhoids act up I just lay down in bed

drifting mantle
# grave bronze or a redemption

Since I know, Bethesda is incapeable of learning... And actually the devil (introducing micro-transactions to the gaming industry, paid mods, etc.), there won't be a redemption arc for them. They're literally incapable

deep topaz
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if it gets really bad I put an ice pack between my buttcheeks

scenic field
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Use a pool cue

deep topaz
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mine don't come out, they just get acid burns

stoic girder
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Ew.

scenic field
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Today sucks lol

placid sail
grave bronze
scenic field
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I have to go do a pee test after class

deep topaz
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drug man

grave bronze
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Schleppa is your pfp gumbus

scenic field
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Can i post my pee

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I have a pic

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Its in a cup

placid sail
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sure

deep topaz
scenic field
placid sail
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do a taste test

deep topaz
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more than that

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small piss baby

scenic field
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Salty

scenic field
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I was nervous

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And fizzy

deep topaz
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carbonated piss

placid sail
vale sand
stone blade
scenic field
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Whered these guys come from

vale sand
scenic field
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Piss fans

placid sail
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attracted by your pissmones

thick wadi
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piss located

vale sand
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so like

scenic field
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Lol

vale sand
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will you take a sip of it

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or like

naive bison
scenic field
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I have had pee b4

stoic girder
scenic field
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Shutup xal

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Post face

placid sail
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unless you convince him to make a video

scenic field
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Ok

placid sail
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which is a revolting idea

scenic field
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Whats in it for me

placid sail
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you get to drink your piss

grave bronze
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$3.70 arbys giftcard

placid sail
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and street cred I guess

scenic field
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Thats not even 1 sandwich

placid sail
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the economy is in shambles alamo

scenic field
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Id rather drink piss than arbys

placid sail
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the fuck you want from us

grave bronze
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i was gonna feeed my family with that giftcard

scenic field
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Let them drink piss

young rivet
solar breach
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debated posting it a few times

primal rapids
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I love when I get gift cards to restaurants during the holiday but the amount isn’t even enough for one meal

scenic field
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Yeah

placid sail
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one bread stick please

solar breach
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mostly for when stella overshares

grave bronze
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lmao

scenic field
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Xal

grave bronze
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one time i got a $5 gamestop giftcard

scenic field
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How tall are you

grave bronze
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i genuinely didnt know they came with that low of an amount

scenic field
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@naive bison height

toxic sundial
naive bison
young rivet
scenic field
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I finally got my mugshot

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Do u wanna see it lol

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Its kinda sad

primal rapids
naive bison
scenic field
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Stay mad lil bro

grave bronze
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ill use it to buy 22% of a funko pop

naive bison
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@scenic field it's not even overusing the pic

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it's legit applicable

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stop being pathetic

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and farming sympathy points

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please

scenic field
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Xal

grave bronze
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i fucking hate funko pops

scenic field
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Youre short

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Post face

naive bison
scenic field
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I do

stone blade
naive bison
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you post piss online

grave bronze
naive bison
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you make poetry for women

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you're felted

grave bronze
placid sail
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do you guys have that scummy shit when you get a receipt on some sort of completed transaction on your e-mail, and it has that "bla bla thank you for your business please choose a gift from our partners!", and its just a bunch of 0,00001$ discounts on some stuff and basically not a gift at all, but just some impudent promotion

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or is it just russia thing

slender rock
grave bronze
young rivet
narrow lotus
slender rock
naive bison
slender rock
slender rock
young rivet
slender rock
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They'd be getting slammed like a car door

slender rock
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I prefer just a table of common folks arguing than rich fucks

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But hey

scenic field
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Government subsidized gooning

slender rock
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No

wooden harbor
slender rock
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Stop that's iedys government model

deep topaz
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another one taken by the brain disease

slender rock
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Gooning would be a national fucking holiday

deep topaz
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didn't EU6 just come out?

placid sail
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aside from crime

slender rock
drifting mantle
placid sail
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anarchism is the only way to go forward

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legalize being black

scenic field
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Legalize owning them

wooden harbor
scenic field
stoic girder
placid sail
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I think we will have to put alamo down, batman

scenic field
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Im black

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Its ok

stoic girder
scenic field
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That means i can say it funpolice

naive bison
placid sail
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also, before you're inevitably banned in near future, how is your nickname supposed to be read?

scenic field
stoic girder
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Alamo started it.

narrow lotus
obtuse narwhal
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do you not get xp for chatting here? i swear ive seen like 1k msgs from ph33r but hes still novice

stoic girder
scenic field
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Lol

thick wadi
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none in social channels

stoic girder
thick wadi
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id be max rank if we did

scenic field
obtuse narwhal
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the funny colors make your msgs more impressionable to the youth & whatnot

dreamy flaxBOT
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Done, masterph33r's experience has been set to 6,000 XP, which grants them level 11.

stoic girder
scenic field
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Lol

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Ok

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Chilling

narrow lotus
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go say smth in stalker chat ph33r

obtuse narwhal
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brah theyre powerleveling him!!

placid sail
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ranks are cringe

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rank wankery is super cringe

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death to offtopic

scenic field
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Terminal e4

thick wadi
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death to offtopic

narrow lotus
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this is our neighbourhood

scenic field
toxic sundial
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First week and you post something retarded you're oughta here

placid sail
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that's what the little flower is for

placid sail
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or whatever is that thing

storm stream
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oughta is "ought to"

placid sail
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pardon frota english is not his first language

storm stream
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not "out of"

narrow lotus
placid sail
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his first language is freedom

scenic field
storm stream
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Isn't nota american?

deep topaz
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where is my romanian slave

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did someone steal him

placid sail
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you have to be more specific

scenic field
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^

scenic field
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Undertaker patriot confirmed

stoic girder
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I leveled up POGGIES1

placid sail
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ew

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don't be bright

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stop that

scenic field
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Do me now

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Plz

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Make me a colonel

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Or whatever

tidal trellis
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is that jesse

placid sail
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no

split canyonBOT
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placid sail
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prank em john

drifting mantle
stoic girder
drifting mantle
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You forgot where you came from very quickly

stoic girder
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Time to kick down the ladder.

obtuse narwhal
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with great power comes grea responsibility

drifting mantle
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On the left, a filthy grey trying to shake hands with a color role

toxic sundial
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role of color*

placid sail
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give master purple rank and watch him leave brainfart for offtopic forever

naive bison
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or worse - a sralnyan

drifting mantle
naive bison
placid sail
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gentlemen

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after years of research and planning, we've finally devised ammunition to take down Falco for good

drifting mantle
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Since Falco is an Italian man... Don't you think Spagetti bullets will actually heal him?

placid sail
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well it's still a lead bullet

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but it was infused with the spaghetti combustion

stoic girder
placid sail
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it's like breaking spaghetti in half, those creatures hate it

drifting mantle
drifting mantle
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I always break Spaghetti in half

stoic girder
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It gets soft in water.

scenic field
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H9w else are you supposed to fit it in the pot

drifting mantle
placid sail
scenic field
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Italians are black

drifting mantle
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My German brain can't take it, if only half is in the pot and the other half is still hard

placid sail
naive bison
scenic field
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He did lol

drifting mantle
scenic field
placid sail
scenic field
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Very gaul of you

drifting mantle
stoic girder
fluid heron
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microsoft is doing the thing again where my pc is a piece of shit until i update their spyware

stoic girder
scenic field
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Of course thry made ph33r white...

stoic girder
crude oak
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when cars and pedestriants are passing by so you have to act "natural"

fluid heron
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yall know that teddy Roosevelts wife and mom died on the same fucking day that was also the 4 year anniversary to his wife

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on fucking valentines day

scenic field
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Oof

stoic girder
scenic field
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Did he lose any kids,m

deep topaz
fluid heron
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idk

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he also got shot in the chest mid speech and kept talking for an entire hour

scenic field
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I know he had a son named kermit

deep topaz
scenic field
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Poor dude

naive bison
fluid heron
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he bascially just went i have been shot

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anyways

scenic field
naive bison
scenic field
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Yes

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Memelord

deep topaz
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bros the piss police

scenic field
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Xals HATE this 2 easy trick

viscid dirge
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Im just here to say: All my Homies Hate GSC now.

scenic field
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Gsc?

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Creators of project zomboid?

stoic girder
fluid heron
fluid heron
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yeah stalker 2 kinda fucking sucks

viscid dirge
scenic field
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Greedy ukies

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Speaking of project zomboid

naive bison
scenic field
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Have you guys played with any of the stalker mods

stoic girder
scenic field
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Sounds like those devs have some fun political affiliations

storm stream
placid sail
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what is stalker

viscid dirge
# naive bison

Chernobylite, Tarkov, Metro, Stalcraft, Pioneer. Go DMCA those. Oh wait they have lawyers.

placid sail
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like roadside picnic?

naive bison
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and also post like Z-tard stuff too

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one sec

scenic field
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Stalker mods for project zomboid

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Idiots

scenic field
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Hes talking about you xal

fading portal
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The slop is thickning

toxic sundial
# naive bison

not reading alat grok please summarize it down to 2 sentences and make it political

fading portal
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Gnomes

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Gnome

naive bison
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i saw some arch model directly ripped from the uh

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starting screen of one of the games

toxic sundial
scenic field
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Whats misery

naive bison
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i think it was like

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SoC or CoP splash screen

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on game startup

viscid dirge
scenic field
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Thought that was a stalker mod

toxic sundial
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the gnomes and I have an uneasy truce held together by mutually assured destruction

fading portal
naive bison
fading portal
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I want TGD

stoic girder
storm stream
toxic sundial
toxic sundial
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don't believe their trickery

naive bison
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splash screen

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not main menu

fading portal
scenic field
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Is it like project zomboid?

fading portal
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Shot a guy in the head with a mosin and he didn’t die

viscid dirge
naive bison
viscid dirge
scenic field
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Xal works for gsc

viscid dirge
naive bison
viscid dirge
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Yea thats also bad.

naive bison
viscid dirge
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Had GSC communicated with them Beforehand.

naive bison
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that looks like swamps in CS

viscid dirge
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"look alike" is not stolen. Its like. From Software would sue CD Project Red for a Bonfire Easter Egg from Dark Souls in Witcher.

naive bison
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ok ur getting hung up on the gate rly hard when they stole both models and audio tracks

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such as the famous dirge for the planet song

deep topaz
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that's unarguable

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no point in defending it

viscid dirge
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Yea thats Bad

naive bison
fading portal
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The slop is stolen

naive bison
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  • not to mention the political comments from devs
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didnt make it better

fading portal
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They are listening

viscid dirge
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Did they litteraly Copy the Music or did they "reinterpret" it?

naive bison
viscid dirge
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Nah. It looked like it because of the lack of information. I would not be asking if I was not intrested in the contrary.

primal rapids
viscid dirge
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I dont know. The DMCA now looks definitively valid. With the Helicopter and Music. The question is if GSC had talked in private about it with the Misery Dev. To avoid a shitshow.

naive bison
viscid dirge
solar breach
# silent pawn it does

great, my biggest gripe was the stock quest 2 headband and the horrifying price for a decent one

viscid dirge
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Solving the Issue in private.

spring quail
scenic field
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Hmmm

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Cant decide if i love it or hate it

silent pawn
spring quail
silent pawn
spring quail
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god

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bless

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gaben

viscid dirge
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Amen 🙏

silent pawn
placid sail
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dam

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linux sex tips jumped fast on it

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crazy style

viscid dirge
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Already Wishlisted it.

spring quail
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i wl'd all 3

toxic sundial
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it gets around this time in the day where the headache that can only be cured by a large quantity of alcohol starts rolling in

scenic field
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He said alcohol

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Not cum

viscid dirge
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Cocktail

fluid heron
scenic field
storm stream
scenic field
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Cia?

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Noooo

viscid dirge
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"7035: Demons shout that they're horrified of death while killing everyone."

viscid dirge
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0011399: Dead suspects confess to crimes

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0011333: Cats can be interrogated.

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0013144: Dwarfs immigrating to a fortress loose their religion upon their arrival

viscid dirge
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0012694: A dwarf is so sad it ends the world. (Crashes)

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0002787: Frozen milk gets cooked into prepared meals as a solid, causing the meal to melt later

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0011617: Children born in prison are never released

clear vapor
viscid dirge
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0011820: Necromancer commanders may give their adventurer soldiers a quest to drive their own group out of their tower

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0010645: Dwarves turn hostile againt the player and defend their prison from raid sent to free them

storm stream
viscid dirge
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Bro. No AI would be so sad, to sit and read through 1000 Dwarf Fortress Bug Reports.

primal rapids
stoic girder
solar breach
slender rock
slender rock
spring quail
viscid dirge
stoic girder
#

They are going to make people code batteries.

viscid dirge
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Brain 2 Shitpost Interface

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Time to "Delta" out

clear vapor
placid sail
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people turned into processing units for the sake of peddling everyone AI slop? extremely insulting

toxic sundial
cedar ridge
high wing
slender rock
spring quail
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perspective

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initially it looks like going down, but is actually up, but because of leg placement, brain refuses to correct

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i am hoping and praying and shitting my pants that my 5070 ti isn't going through MY facility to be delivered by a flex driver

slender rock
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So this sucks about this place is the lobby is closed on sat-sun

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Or other times depends on the property management is here

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The mailboxes are in the lobby

spring quail
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i just dont want my shit that is taking more than a day to go through my sub-same day shithole

slender rock
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So if something get sent in on sat

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I can't get it until monday

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I'm gonna flippy deflipy yo

spring quail
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we basically fight packages in there, and at the last stop, sortation, your package is liable to get bodythefuckslammed by karen's 50lb of gardening fluid

slender rock
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Fuckin

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😭😭😭

slender rock
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This traffic is nuts

spring quail
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package falling off conveyor onto someone's xbox series x

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my favorite is when a huge and heavy box drops off and forces the lightweight shit out onto the ground

slender rock
spring quail
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this 5070 ti is the one and only last time im buying something delicate from amazon

slender rock
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Flex is like FedEx but evil?

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Yeah

spring quail
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flex is basically uber eats/doordash amazon delivery

slender rock
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I want a fucking microcenter here man

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Fuck

spring quail
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same

slender rock
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Oh god

spring quail
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fuck atlanta

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not driving to atlanta

slender rock
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Only nearest MC is San Jose

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Fuck sac valley I guess

spring quail
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my problem with flex is i dont want a fat white woman to get my block

slender rock
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We're not good enough apparently

spring quail
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more than most, they're the ones that take two steps out of their car and belt the package at the door

slender rock
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Yeah

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Uegh

spring quail
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my brother got one fired when he caught them doing just that

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it was a driver from that newish courier service thing i forget what its called

slender rock
spring quail
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he had a door camera, caught the cunt walking no further than the mailbox, and yeeting his SSD

slender rock
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Fuck sakes

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@spring quail so I have an idea

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Since there's been some stupid fucking drivers here

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Already seen like Two fender benders

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Kinda want to start a live stream of the traffic here

spring quail
slender rock
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Perfect height

slender rock
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Cunt

clear vapor
slender rock
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Birb

spring quail
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i want pigeon

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i love pigeon

slender rock
spring quail
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remember the crow power from bioshock 3

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that but with pigeon

spring quail
slender rock
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Nope

spring quail
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become plont master

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evolve them

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put godzilla cells in it

slender rock
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Hydrangeas

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I mean they can I guess

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Spider plonts tho

spring quail
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i wanna garden when i get a chance

slender rock
spring quail
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my friend inherited some farm land like 10 miles away he said i can use

slender rock
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Is what's left of moms plants I could get from the old house

spring quail
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my grandma can't be without her plants

slender rock
spring quail
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why do you need to gesture towards them

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weirdo

slender rock
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I almost tripped on the chair I was sitting in

spring quail
slender rock
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I smashed my toe a few hours ago

fallow trellis
slender rock
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Fucking drill case was sticking out and I apparently want to rip my pinky toe off

slender rock
spring quail
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i can't watch courage the cowardly dog without thinking of my grandparents

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muriel and eustace are so similar to them irl its weird lmao

eager igloo
fallow trellis
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damn now I miss my grandparentns

deep topaz
worldly gate
visual stirrup
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along with overanalyzers

fallow trellis
fallow trellis
# worldly gate

At any point I can make a character callee Bagingy that can dodge all attacks and destroy multiverses by tugging on his foreskin

solar breach
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"I have an invincible shield!"
"Nuh-uh, my dog breaks shields."

fallow trellis
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not even close

solar breach
#

One of my dozens of skyrim characters could just achieve chim and zero sum goku ez gg

worldly gate
fallow trellis
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I like watching death battle with chinese take out

worldly gate
#

Like some guy on reddit making Superman vs Timmy Turner and the long ass comments explaining how Timmy wins

fallow trellis
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Timmy turner wins

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I wish that superman turns into a rat and is shoved up crockers asshole

visual stirrup
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comic book lore is highly inconsistent

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but superman loses to most things magical

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he lost to john constantine

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a character who should be beneath him

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constantine used his power to constrict blood flow inside superman's brain

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giving him a debilitating migraine

solar breach
#

Idk man John Constantine is pretty fucking awesome

visual stirrup
manic cave
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steam releasing the gabe cube

fallow trellis
manic cave
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Steam-OS powered PC by steam.

visual stirrup
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does it have a CD drive?

fallow spruce
visual stirrup
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that'd be tight

manic cave
visual stirrup
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can't believe i'm old enough to be nostalgic about CDs

fallow spruce
worldly gate
manic cave
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gabecube

worldly gate
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Salecube

visual stirrup
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can I get an orange gabecube?

manic cave
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🗣️ THE ORANGE BOX

fallow trellis
visual stirrup
fallow trellis
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I want to crush my enemies with it

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it looks like a shiny tungsten cube

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it looks hevay

manic cave
fallow trellis
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I love whoever this guy is

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lyzero or something

manic cave
fallow trellis
#

someone paid a thousand and one dollars to make shadow evil

manic cave
fallow trellis
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Steam Machine

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Time to start selling air diffusion machines

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Gonna tell clueless mfs that its a steam machine

manic cave
#

So we got the portable, the VR, the controller & the PC now.

tight rune
manic cave
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Headset specs are released tho.

visual stirrup
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a friend

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robot gabe comes to your house and plays halo with you

manic cave
manic cave
manic cave
# manic cave

short version: the vr headset doubles as a standalone pc

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@fallow trellis @visual stirrup Ok hold up found the specs for the gabebox.

fallow trellis
manic cave
fallow trellis
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damn

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what a scam

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gotta buy smaller tungsten cubes and fill in the gaps

manic cave
worldly gate
manic cave
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Steam controller can be used with anything running steam on it as-well.

solar breach
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Know what the nicest thing is

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Idc if it runs like shit

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Meta won't be shoveling new "features" down my fucking throat and forcing me to sign in all the time

manic cave
#

#

steam stays winning

solar breach
#

Fr

fallow trellis
#

is that suppose to be a mobile thing

solar breach
#

Valve has plenty of flaws but when the competitors look so bad

thick wadi
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retarded ass cube pc

fallow trellis
#

or like a console for your living room

solar breach
#

You are basically a saint

fallow trellis
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its a fucking cube

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fuck it whatever welcome back game cube

solar breach
visual stirrup
#

one of the first 3rd party accessories is going to be a handle

solar breach
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I have one and it's collecting dust cause like

fallow trellis
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i bet you the og gamecube is heavier

solar breach
#

Original Xbox has a better library

fallow trellis
#

i never owned a gamecube, I only had sega shit like the saturn and genesis

thick wadi
fallow trellis
solar breach
fallow trellis
#

collectors ass mindset

solar breach
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Or you have to do region unlocking bullshit

fallow trellis
#

nah i my saturn is probably broken already

solar breach
fallow trellis
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along with the genesis

thick wadi
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gamecube for my nfs games back in the day

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goated

solar breach
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I need to get an OG genesis

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I have the gen 2 and it's ugly

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Ngl though I would KILL to have a CD-i with a bunch of the more iconic shitty games

gleaming grove
little mirage
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Btw for misery game. Do any of you still have it or did steam rip it off entirely from your library?

fallow trellis
#

gsc literally bitched and moan that hard for steam to cave?

solar breach
#

GSC? Slavic nintendo???

little mirage
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Me and friends almost bought it but got sons of the forest instead

thick wadi
little mirage
#

Was wondering is all if people got their game completely removed from library

gleaming grove
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I was waiting for it to be removed

fallow trellis
solar breach
little mirage
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Was it gsc or xray studio or whatever that let you use their assets

solar breach
#

Kek

gleaming grove
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Stolen products

fallow trellis
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how did they steal assets the game doesnt even look like stalker 2

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looks like some low poly game last time i checked

little mirage
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Didnt they rip dirge from the planet audio straight from stalker?

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Regardless. Hope we get an atlyss style stalker game amiright bros?

fallow trellis
#

literally retarded move from gsc

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Stalcraft has been out for years and no action against gsc

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into the radius and chernobylite also

thick wadi
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did they rip anything

fallow trellis
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theres no actual evidence

thick wadi
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but there is for misery

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so

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oflins talked about it

fallow trellis
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I dont see any actual proof that they ripped assets

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steam just removed it in compliance with the law for investigatory purposes

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just because two thing look similar does not merit copy right infringement, has to be the actual use of someone elses assets

gleaming grove
thick wadi
fallow trellis
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huh

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poor wording

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but argument is based on fair use

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cant uh...cant sell it tho i feel like

gleaming grove
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Stalker reddit is interesting

fallow trellis
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do they have actual proof

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or is that just something that is alleged

gleaming grove
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So far saw ppl post a few

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I dont know authenticity

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But so far

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The stuffs that Misery devs posted dont really help their cases

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But its funny to read

solar breach
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This seems rn more like a fan project that they tried to list on steam for sale

gleaming grove
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Its so funny to see screenshots of their discord is just

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Typical russian stuff

fallow trellis
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theres a speculation that this was a politically charged and motivated move on gsc

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since the dev for misery is russian or pro russian

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idk the situation over there

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since europen

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but kina sounds retarded and left pilled

gleaming grove
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Wait

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The dev is only 18?

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Like barely

sacred mirage
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What's going on?

fallow trellis
#

Black men cumming

gleaming grove
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Goatse incident

sacred mirage
#

I see...

gleaming grove
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People talking about Misery

sacred mirage
#

Again?

gleaming grove
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And the GSC thing

sacred mirage
#

What is gsc

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What has been going on with stalker misery and whatever gsc is?

pseudo robin
fallow trellis
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GSC, the people who made stalker, the reason why your here in this godforsaken server

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they have to answer for their crimes

deep topaz
sacred mirage
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And what is the misery drama about?

worldly gate
fallow trellis
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my hands hurt by just looking at it

fallow trellis
carmine pebble
deep topaz
#

the stray cats doing stupid shit and pissing people off AI vids are funny to me

strange harbor
slender rock
visual stirrup
slender rock
gleaming grove
verbal needle
high wing
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that is what i heard as well

verbal needle
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I didn't play the game because tbh. It looked like a unity asset flip along with stolen assets

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Garbage to say the least

high wing
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i mean its just a low texture game

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it is weird they went after them

verbal needle
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Well if the dev of misery did use assets then GSC has the right, because It was listed on steam for money

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If it were a free game then GSC can't do shit since it's a fan make

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Idk if the dev of misery midi'd the fuck out of stalker songs or what

slender rock
silent pawn
gleaming grove
#

A motherfucking MAC N CHEESE???????

slender rock
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Yeah with some country fried steak ontop

fallow trellis
#

what is that ontop of the mac

gleaming grove
#

What is country fried steak

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Is it just fried meat patty?

slender rock
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Pretty much it's like a seasoned thin beef steak, but it's the precooked shits because I'm too lazy to fry the shit

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Plus it was the last of the two and half patties

gleaming grove
#

I want to make mac n cheese

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Ughh

deep topaz
#

it's steak pounded thin, coated in breadcrumbs, and fried

narrow sorrel
#

dont they like

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steal your 👖 rend you to shreds?

fallow trellis
#

kina want steak with macncheese now

slender rock
#

Pounded steak

gleaming grove
#

Then steal jeans

naive bison
#

Good morning everyone

slender rock
#

Xalber

gleaming grove
#

Hello Xalrider

naive bison
#

I am on public transport and you post that
You are evil and will go to hell

visual stirrup
#

you're the one who opened the racism, politics, war, and gooning channel on public transport

naive bison
visual stirrup
#

the four horsemen

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
#

war
racism
politics
gooning

deep topaz
#

real woman? gross

slender rock
#

It's to get him strange looks ofc

naive bison
narrow sorrel
naive bison
#

One of the devs said something like "nah I would let him grow up and do his thing and solve overpopulation" to the Hitler baby go back in time hypothetical

gleaming grove
#

Man if I have a girlfriend I want her to dress like this

#

She is going to fight the German 5th Army at Verdun

deep topaz
#

going back in time to stop hitler would just result in a paradox

naive bison
narrow sorrel
deep topaz
#

the Lebel is a peak rifle and nobody can convince me otherwise

narrow sorrel
slender rock
#

@naive bison

spring quail
#

3 pieces of hardware announced at once

gleaming grove
narrow sorrel
#

Cuppert aren't you Viet?

naive bison
deep topaz
#

he orange

visual stirrup
naive bison
slender rock
#

120000 DONG

gleaming grove
naive bison
naive bison
slender rock
fallow trellis
narrow sorrel
fallow trellis
#

Dog

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Dong