#🎪bruh-fart
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i dont!
thats why i asked
oh its a hookah
we call them hookahs
yeah sisha
i dont do tobacco but i heard theyre the smoothest way to smoke it
our local shops have electronic ones for like 200 bucks
yeah
glimpse into his dark reality
okey u get fucked my frined
Im in study room 234
This says a lot about society
bet
Clownworld
Shit i shouldnt have said that
Mute Shifty guys?
Why?
No
what i do
hmm acceptable reasoning i guess
Shischa bar
How about another ban murray

You get what you fucking deserve!!!
We should ban anyone that plays League or Tarkov, they’re unsafe to interact with
Half the channel then
@lapis zinc yo when u up
we need to finish hoi4 sesion the schizo
gotta win that america back from the hands of enemy
who is this "LMFAO"
is that you?
What kind
redmi note 13
The google pixels look cool
Chinese sleeper agent spotted
- i got that new phone for free just gotta unlock it
Dude these farts are so bad
Im starting to wonder
If i legit pooped my pants
Fuck it. We ball with filled pants
if you have an iphone I'm gonna convince your boss you really want to spend time with her off work
u own one dont u alamo?
Samsung
I had an iphone when it was the new thing
Hi Busy. New emote 
can u even get samsung or redmi phon in murica?
opinion tolerated. carry on, citizen
I have a note 10 and a galaxy 21
Both are nice
Cam play ps2 games
Which is impressive
dont you play league
GET A HUAWEI
GET A XIAOMI
GET A REALME
Lol, lmao even
No, never even touched it
I value my sanity more than that
BAD CITIZEN
BAD CITIZEN
real i saw that
Lol
Saw what
You're in the parliament?
Ah sorry
I'm still using a Samsung s10e, but that's cause I got it for free 4 years ago when AT&T shut down some of their phone towers
S10 is solid
S10e is the shit version
League of losers
Is Lady Gaga masculine music?
if you watch the video with the music off then yeah probably
She looks mannish
Okay thanks
white girl music is as muscular as it can get
sup girlll
do you have lent?
good shit
i got the triple in one shot once hardcore dropped
i mean it's not really hard just ignore animals and eat pre-nerf honey
CATTO
pre nerf honey goted

also what's funny is if you kill wolves with poison it doesn't count as animal kill so only one hit is enough with bane

i allweys killed em with mutt
this fuckin horse allweys gets me

You ready to finish the hoi4
Vc4?
Spread these cheeks
Opportunities to hear even just a cover of my favorite band don't pop up too often down here
I think I'm gonna go
i thought thats benjamin netanyahu
Well in the actual album the flag song is about a "pastor" abusing faith for his own financial gain
yeah i would be a bit concerned if Chuck showed up at a live show
but Gorguts is really solid too, id go out just to see them
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You went to foxdryeternal's back pocket and stole a small amount of 🥞225.
p!dep all
Successfully transferred 🥞225 to Pancorp Bank 🏦.

Detroit fart
37 bucks a ticket AND my dad lives in Baton Rouge
It's literally perfect
Dunno but I got a hundred in my pocket and it'll get me there and back
@grizzled meadow happy birthday btw
Koko soko asuko
@grizzled meadow happy birthday, a half a wiseguy
Many men wish death upon me
Has it been 12 hours yet
Happy birthday falco the first soprano
watched a 5 year old video of a dude talking about half life
looked inside the channel
This is literally me and yes it's literally my birthday
(I'm literally him)
happy birfmas
happy birthday everyone
deadlifted 110kg for 4 reps today
thats crazy
i need moar
also trap bar >>> normal barbell
that shit is genuinely better for functional strength
Happy birthday!
it's our birthday
i never got into deadlifting. Romanian deadlifts are goated though
i mainly do trap bar dead lifts just to keep myself set
yeah fair, and your goal isnt a big deadlift so theyre prolly better
prolly gonna get a gym membership again next january. Till then gonna spam calisthenics movements for compounds and then train arms/shoulders ghetto style with a backpack with weights
good
calisthenics is great
they are, would love to get a ring setup but not sure how without drilling holes and stuff in my dorm
he shouldnt have said those things
he should've said retarded 
i dont do it with a belt so jumping weight like this is dangerous
should build up gradually while supplementing with back extensions
Youll do it eventually
Not bad
keep it up
242 lbs
894 big macs
gamers the mcwib is back
what
You should be able to bebch your bodyweight, squat 2x your weight minimum
what
brother what kind of crack were you smoking
Never tried crack
you rarely see powerlifters squatting 2x their body weight
dont forget the 1.5x your bw deadlift
why is it 10 minutess long
honestly its sounds harder than it is
but give it consistency and you should pull it off fairly quick
you should stay home and eat fast food
Smol
youre like, victim weight
Honestly.. as long as youre working out..
your rights to @tidal trellis have been revoked
79kg.
gotta have unhealthy lifestyles to support the healthy ones
How tall are you king
you guys live healthy
i'll live unhealthy for you
193cm
hes like 2 meters
wha guh?
bro
how are you 80kg
I'm watching hazbin, go away! 
6'3
Lol youre not 63
6 7?
Six seven maybe
Wow
Were you recently liberated from a death camp
6'7 is 2 meters
No
i just had low bodyfat my entire life
or just do the litre of milk a day strat
i shit you not gomad doesnt give me bowel issues at all
strong genes
i had lactose intolerance when i was younger but i locked tf in
granted half of my diet currently is quark so i would shoot myself if i had it
cheesecurd is like a staple of lithuanian kitchen
beer
they complement eachother perfectly
Very good
more beer
They do
this gave me a heart attack for half a second
Gotta stop those heart valves completely
tall mofo
anyways i should lock the fuck in, omw to drink a litre of milk laying in the fridge
trust in peanut butter btw, goated calorie source
I do like PB&J
beats chugging down olive oil atleast
bro ngl that is just osteosclerosis speedrun
training to do this as a MP btw
the what seed
Rapeseed oil is one of the oldest known vegetable oils. There are both edible and industrial forms produced from rapeseed, the seed of several cultivars of the plant family Brassicaceae (mustards). The term "rapeseed" applies to oilseeds from the species Brassica napus and Brassica rapa, while the term canola refers to specific rapeseed varietie...
@naive bison oil up my man
rapeseed = canola
no way
gotta be one of the weirdest shits I drank
yea lmao the image looked like ukr flag befoer it loaded
other than pure ethanol, denaturated alcohol and cough medicine mixed with bacardi
having a glass of rapeseed oil before bed
a glass of rapeseed keeps the uhm
I havent done a liver check for years now
Can be substituted with lion fat
a glass of rapeseed keeps strigoi away
"Bam?"?

Nvm
Thats strigoika?
yes
we ended up with the same fate
wasn't strigoi that pedo
yes
Oooh
actual defender of cp I think
i barely remember him
A champion
since when did you become a military policeman
Of cp
since never
it was for the joke
thankfully
cyberpunk?
wouldnt have wanted to be a guard dog spending every weekend at the gate letting cars in and out
civil protection
our MPs do patrols around the city sometimes
jarvis
play cp violation
in 2077 you can be cum
oh nice, ours just do that. They do have a platoon per company for VIP protection which actually get to do some cool stuff
mainly spamming cqb
so just glorified SWAT
felt like that sometimes from what i heard from a mp friend
i just found a strat how to drink my protein and not want to kms from washing out the shaker later
just use a glass lol
if i want fast calories at home i will just get some milk and a scoop of protein into a big glass and drink it, then just eat whatever the fuck to fill out the calories
which i will fill out by just buying a liter of milk for lunch
yeah but its all clumped up and stuff
you gon drink it too fast to notice
if it does the job
Ever played combat mission @heady crow ?
has it been 12 hours yet 🥀
nah i havent
have you seen it at least?
Rayan Goeslung
that shit is what fancy officer schools use to simulate stuff
can run on any piece of shit hardware too
except it's expensive
oh right, a bit higher level management stuff than steel beasts or arma copies
the licenses for it?
on steam the hypothetical russo ukrainian war in 2017 scenario costs 60 euros without discount
for war games like that theyre always sort of ridiculous for a permanent license ngl
kekw
nice lil 120 price tag. Granted it does do its job

yeah if you get tired of broken arrow and whatever i suppose thats the next step
it's way harder than BA for sure
they even account for electronic warfare lol
meaning your units wont be able to relay intel via. radio
though the one i got made the veterans of that series laugh cause a newbie like me jumping into it was basically dropping a 4 year old child who can barely swim into the bering sea during a storm
Real soldiers train on sarges heroes
then getting put into logistics or something
i am glad i can fucking pick my service area as a conscript
, half of my platoon grew up on tanki online
goated game though
I either will go to the Vaidotas Battalion which is south of my city or to the Algirdas Battalion which is to the north
thankfully they are not at ass ends of nowhere
do you get any choice in company?
or do you just gotta rawdog though basic to get a pick at something
i think you can pick whether go recon or baseline
recon service as a conscript according to people who actually go there atm is just a whole lot of land nav
yeah imagine, instead of doing land nav in arma you can do it fuckall tired, hungry and wet in the middle of nowhere
but thats type 2 fun
bro i dont need to imagine i do that for fun with my friend
we go on a trail and then I end up fucking my wrist up cause we were using rotten rope to climb a slope
thankfully it is fine now
i wanna say dont complain about it when you are in that situation for the however many days in a row but well get to it

ngl seeing pics from their FB page and knowing that in reality it likely sucks more fills me with hope
also ffs change the camo it fucking GLOWS
yeah esp the river crossing haha
i do adore yalls patches and how they are always subdued in the same manner
my friend kept joking that during the exercise with the paramilitary they were outmatched camo wise cause the paramilitary guys ran US Woodland which was scary effective during darker hours in the woods
honestly im not suprised. I mean it is in the enviroment it was designed for
versus whatever multicam has going for it
if the multicam is done well it will work semi-well everywhere
if it's done like the M2011 then yeah it will be ass
Being shit at everything is multicam's job
next years halloween costume
Multicam is a bit overrated imo but it still does a solid job if you use something like the brit or american multicam
i mean yeah and if its for the local enviroment. Multicam would never work here for example
apart from southern finland with its fields and urban areas
but otherwise like 3 weeks in the year further up
@heady crow wouldn't just alcoholic-pat work
1 week in spring and 2 weeks in autumn
yeah i can see why, here it would work mainly cause fields dry out like shit and get a pale yellow color during colder seasons which is like 70% of the time
Do you guys remember black n white urban
Yeah
black AND white??
Urban m81 or the weird gray black block shits
we already do that by falling over drunk and getting mud on our clothes
T shaped camo
M81
hecu?
My fave
Who are they?
Hazardous Environment Combat Unit
The US military unit sent in to do clean up black mesa, which failed resulting in the area getting nuked
these lads
yeah, we have the same but for like 3 weeks like i said. I am glad that they are changing into a darker shade for yalls camo though
they look so uncanny being so high def
M Y A S S I S H E A V Y
still not sure whether that pic was showing newer print or the jacket on that dude was just wet
After this they became best friends
Credit where it's due:
Kati Gregg - Pov: u sat next to the shy girl & she turns out to be rlly nice!🥺❤️
https://www.tiktok.com/@klgregg03/video/6743346758375542021
Reply video (not sure if original upload)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_d5T5bKBxk
SFX (HECU/hgrunt voices) and music (Diabolical Adrena...
the only ones that actually look good are Alonso, Sainz, Leclerc and maybe Russell
granted, if I ever manage to get into the cagtard circles I will be buying my own gear
as one does
i found an older pic of the SF
i love the olive overall look with the low cuts with no cover at all
ours had a similiar vibe in the 2000s and its so nice for some reason. Felt more unique somehow
fyi you can't walk on roads
if there's a ditch filled with water you'll be told to walk through it
i am 60% sure this is also one of those land rovers which saw afghanistan and was turned into a ghetto MRAP
bro what
good
give me that fucking trench foot
like alongside a road
Is it summer or winter
Fuck yeah for summer fuck you for winter
summer has a fuck load of insects you dont wanna deal with
winter is just managing heat and hydration
Summer sucks dick yes
I hate it
But a pool is a pool
Water is water
I have swamp ass
Gonna dip off in something
dishonored
my stepmom is a futanari
can you take anything seriously
sry
try warcraft 3
Xal post face
that needs mouse controls
i do not appreciate the sexual harassment
You consented being his caretaker it's too late now
Lets gooo
?
no mouse as in controller ?
Escape from Tarkov
I love it when shitcord doesn;t play the video even though I can hear its audio
new steam profile pi
Road to vostok
Good or gae?
Hes gonna play pocket pool
that complicates things
Keurig coffee maker
Cdda?
Shitcord
Picked it up at a thrift store for 25 bucc
Same with starsector i think
vampires survivors
just get a mouse, they're only like 6000000 RUB
Pisscord
Do you have a trackpad?
You missed a fee zeros
Few
i dont have the monies right now

Gotta kill myself now
i will have tomorroww
Rouble my balls on your mouth
racing games
Ooh
they can be played keyboard only
Flatout
Do you at least have a trackpad?
overwatch
bro MK11 is dirt cheap rn
mk 11 is NOT running on my shitbox
i love beating up black women as robocop
igpu 💀

Klassikko
i do all of these 👍
Covid lies im assuming
i never laiminlyö the juoma
A nu
the taistelija needs to ylläpitää his taistelukunto and so on
the ditch on the side of the road:
Chupa mi pito, puta
Lataa flomahdus:D täältähttps://youtu.be/wYbL07Ep7Rw
Amor de rey for vida puta
tälläsil fiiliksil vyks tutkinnos ja niin
Bonjourno
long ass march where if you complete it, you get a cool ass patch on your uniform
the text is what you can do to fail
aka what not to do
lists different things you can do to fail it
laiminlyö suojaus, kumit jäi kotiin jne
:D
Soome keel on päriselt liiga raske et aru saada 🥀
kütta nahuij siis
Aia
zebi
💪 😎 🍤
I don't think I can bring myself to finish this game fellas... It's just too scary
I would rather shoot myself in the head, than trying to leave that hell hole
I did leave my save room and explored one other room. Then I hear the monster inside the walls and I can't bro 💀
The suspense is KILLING me
Goddamnit

fishe
Nah low-key when you get close to the end it gets ridiculously easy
Soldier on
You've got this
:D
I'm nowhere NEAR the end bro 
this MIGHT be the finnish kino
true
I just got that one dude's gun and he got fucking dragged into a hole by a giant claw...
what a sweet crosseyed yellow boy
what the helly
I don't think I can handle if, if that beast ever dares to come out. I will die of a heart attack right then and there
there are no scary games
esp the solo guitar parts ngl
god forbid a man still has whimsy in him
Yes he's a just a lil guy
listened to it with my friend coming back from blackbox in turku
No thought just fluff
I'm sorry, but I immerse myself fully into those games
honestly, good for you
getting this tattoo'd on my arm
:D, ill add it to my list

Fellas
just the typical nin logo or?
Could you please recommend me some music? Youtube keeps replaying the same 20 songs
name
it's also the final mission in cyberpunk phantom liberty
the name
trio töykeät is some delightful jazz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iY6NWH9eM
End of the First Set by Trio Toykeat
in the album 'Wake'
prolly the best jazz group out of finland
thats tuff
atleast its better than getting stalker tattooed on your arm like some people
Thank you
yeah that shits weird
me af
me too
how i be looking with somewhat damaged tattooed on my arm
holy shit this is bad ahahahahhaahhahaha

especially if not in cyrillic, you can sort of get away with that in western countries
but still weirdge
is ts tuff in finland 💔 🥀
rumors
what you heard was factual
well to a singular country and that being estonia
hard ass song
for snus its all the way to sweden 🇸🇪
also its been weird seeing americans find out about nicotine pouches. Its like being in junior high again
"yo look dude i can put 4 snus in my mouth at the same time"
Lol
Pantera - Forever Tonight if anyone wonders
play it with a goofy song like penis music, put the game volume to 0
resolution 800x600 windowed mode
use a blanket
and call your mommy to play with you
Uh oh
any idea who the dude is btw?
eric bugenhagen
what's the expected price
this right here is a classic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qKZ1Ra1Ns3s
https://www.patreon.com/ericbugenhagen
10% off anything with code BUGEN10
https://www.psychopharma.com/pages/van-hagen
Got a steam frame for ya right here pal
No idea, also looking around
you can't afford it polishen schwainen
But index full kit was about a grand
unironically this might be from back when he was a natural
white yellow critter, mega stupid
your honor, I was using the slur purely academically
I'm sold

It's an amazing game... Once you can actually pull yourself together lmao
ill play and beat it in your honor for you
God bless you, if you can beat it legit
I can only wish to have the dedication to get to this level of swole.... Man fuck it, litre of milk a day
eat 800 calories in carbs -> hungry again in 3 hours -> eat 800 calories in carbs -> hungry again in 3 hours
That would be amazing for my skinny ass
have you considered
la proteina
ok but yo have to cook la proteina
the fiber is important too if you like bowel movements
I eat fiber glass
and carbs you suck out of thin air?
what?
no you buy them in little baggies and boxes you can stuff in your face straight out of the cabinet
You fell for it!
oh you played the superhero dating simulator?
also ik most you fuckers do not eat enough fiber
yeah even bought it
pirated it first
almost nobody does
played 6 chapters
bought it
this is the first singleplayer game i actually bought in like 5 years
ah so the ultraprocessed ones that sate the hunger even worse
are you a sphere yet?
surprisingly not
Damn, I'm like the exact opposite with Multiplayers
I should probably stuff my face with kilograms of rice
hey, she actually becomes good in the end
lame, I want them to become evil 
blaze is a real one ngl
doesnt the other one have a boyfriend
dude me too
did 75% cuck a man
i bought a lot of multiplayers to play iwth friends
yesnt?
for the first chapter
still feels wrong
Cheater or Autistic Invisible Tomboy? 
People are retarded.
to be honest, she leaves him for a different reason
but it still feels wrong
The order of operations matter.
i am offended that only 30% kill the guy
A lot.
the freaky pumkin was a true evolution in pumpkin tech
Guy is a murderer multiple times over.
the moving tongue and all
Huh? What are you guys on about?
which one
Murder
for realsies
wonder if they are gonna make a second season
im eating like deadass a thousand calories nowadays
I got the job. Better pay and benefits at the low cost of having to wear a cleansuit and becoming part of the medical sector, God rest my soul
cause of my anti-allergen diet
twice today ate a bit of buckwheat and a turkey breast
if they do, hopefully it doesnt take as long now that they have game shit figured out, and its just the writing and 3D
Ah, I didn't quite like how they censored the shit out of it yet left naked toxic guy
censor?
i mean
there are 4 nswf scenes in the whole game
Everything seems so sterile
how dare they not insult sex like Boys
not insult
insert
everywhere
But it's coming from few videos I've seen on yt
Shrunken guy inside an urethra 
rations
I'm saying that completely naked toxic guy with black bar between his legs is out of place and that sort of humour is dogshit
what the censorship
you can turn it on and off
the bleeps too
"Everything is about sex. Except sex. Sex is about power."
Again I haven't played it, only seen some vids on YT
yes
yesnt
cant say it's not when it's knockoff invincible dating sim
stfu artem
uhuh
you played that game with 1 hand
2 romances
that go thru the whole game
Where is the harem ending?
saudi arabia version only mashallah
I didn't know Japan was Arabian.
Is that why you use no spices?
it has salt on it thats it
@vale sand What do you think of this browser extension?
I'm thinking I'm not green enough ngl
repropocutions

emerald lion is ass at spelling too
he played typeracer and got washed by a random chatter
67 wpm
Chat should I buy food or buy the new KCD2 DLC
I will never touch fallout 4 again out of pure hatred for bethesda and their grubby fucking hands
Same brother
Sv4 is neat but there's only about 3 hours of content in the whole thing
Cool game
But it's more of a demo than anything
Yeah but its the price of ramen
In fact, I never touch anything again that Bethesda had their hands in.
Like the Fallout Series...
"But it's actually good!"
No it isn't...
"But-"
You freaks told me that Fallout 76 is actually good now, I checked it out once more... It's still the same broken garbage
Anyone who says Bethesda produces something good in this day and age is severely retarded, has no good taste and lacks any critical thinking.
And if you think I need to prove any of that, you just slept under a rock for the last decade or so.
Fucking hate fallout series
Worst of all is seeing california nuked and then standing up and its still fucking there
the new Vegas mod for hoi4 is tight asf if anyone has that
Maybe because its surrounded by abysmal dogshit
The writing is very good, but people treat it like it’s the fucking second coming of christ
Sv4?
No new vegas
Sv4 is a short rougelike scavenging game with some horror elements
Pretty good for the price
Is it like zomboid
Because FO3 was ABYSMAL dogshit
No
nv is the one good 3d fallout game and a legitimate successor to fo1 and fo2 after bethesda tried to fatherslop it with 3. not like fo3 is that bad and it has decent fundamentals for artistically* translating fallout to 3d, but it sucked as an rpg
Its not like zomboid
Made by Obsidian within 18 months, without any help of Bethesda (they just gave them the shitty creation engine and didn't provide any guidance) and it's still the best Fallout of the Bethesda era.
Meanwhile Bethesda with infinite ressources and time... Doesn't come close to what Obsidian did back then
And on a side note: Obsidian is shit as well nowdays
?
The thing I like about old X-com
YOU CAN'T FUCKING MISS IF YOUR GUN IS UP ALIEN ASS!
I'M LOOKING AT YOU NEW X-COM!
Because they had to work with creation engine
Scavenger SV-4 is a highly replayable atmospheric first-person science fiction game.
You are alone on your ship, in orbit above an undiscovered alien planet.
The windswept surface below is a radioactive wasteland. In orbit, the radiation levels are dangerous. Landing there would kill you in seconds, even through your spacesuit.…
$14.99
558
That shit is worse than cancer I swear
Zomgoyd
i dont get it
Idiot
Not only that, but no one at Obsidian had any expierence with it... And no one at Bethesda helped them either.
Yet, they still made a better game with it. That's how retarded Bethesda actually is
Did obsidian try making a zomboid like game?
Not that I know of
I think this guy might like zomboid
It's even older than that
Apparently skyrim was the first one to use the creation engine i guess
They had contact with it for longer, the cancer already taken hold
But the framework is based off the gamebryo engine
It eats at your brain and makes you retarded
Wish they had more time with it
That's just the label. The creation engine is just the Gambryo Engine with a fresh paint of coat.
Similar to how Facebook rebranded themselves to Meta
Which is older than me
And creation engine 2 is also a fresh layer of paint
What if
What if we killed square enix
Exacly
Project zomboid
the only bananas i be reaching for are my homies' 
reminds me of an old DOS game, it was very surreal and i could never figure out how to play it but you and your crew were like, engrams or frozen with the brain still active and you lost a bunch of memories then woke up stranded over a planet
Zomboid
I don't like PZ for lack of any story
If you made past first winter it's practically it
You've won
But thats also a problem of companies becoming corporations
Corpos are unsustainable
PZ is better with other people, more to do, more to share
Never go public at the stock market

Im paid to shift conversations to zomboid
stop doing that
True, but b42 is taking forever with mp update
yeahhhhh, i also ragequit my last mp zomboid experience
thanks packet loss
So did b41
Now, AI bubble and housing bubble may burst simultaneously, assuming no conflict erupts from it what stock will recover best afterwards
i would KILL to be a herbalist in b42 MP rn
|l |_
the start of b42 was so fucking bad, they made the game so tedious. idk if theyve fixed that by now or thats just the new direction of the game
i hope they reverted shotguns
That’s been the direction kinda for awhile
After 2008 amazon, microfost and apple jumped up to 30 times in value
hii nota
blin
its going cdda style
More carbs got dammnit
It seems like since day one they’ve wanted to do “uncompromising realism and survival”







