#🎪bruh-fart

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tidal trellis
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Plus I don't wanna particularly be associated with brainfarters

primal rapids
manic cave
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Top 10 worst ideas

coarse bear
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Oh I would poison all of you peepoLove

manic cave
vast wren
primal kayak
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You guys are such a mood killer

coarse bear
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Fuck you, consume dubious mushroom

vast wren
primal kayak
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It could be

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If for example we would become a big family

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But nooo

crude oak
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YEAH BUDDY

manic cave
vast wren
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broke off due to too many disagreements and many resentments

manic cave
primal kayak
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Well blood may be spilled

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Among some individuals

vast wren
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and thats why it would never work

primal kayak
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Would you miss Xalrider?

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He's the only one that would probably get hurt

coarse bear
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No, see, Xalrider would die last for some reason

manic cave
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True

vast wren
narrow lotus
tidal trellis
primal kayak
vast wren
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as stable as yugoslavia

manic cave
primal kayak
vast wren
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do you want yugoslavia or something

drifting mantle
naive bison
drifting mantle
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The writers clearly favorite xal

simple ore
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he knows it and he's making fun of you

naive bison
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as if i am not manipulating the reality itself to my will

tidal trellis
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Sure xally

drifting mantle
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"somehow, xal survived"

manic cave
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He just keeps coming back

drifting mantle
manic cave
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Is xalrider one person or a cult of multiple people

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We'll never know

naive bison
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your choice

crude oak
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As Ronnie Coleman once said ёблииии!!

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or "yeah buddy" don't know anymore

tidal trellis
naive bison
manic cave
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(depends who you ask.)

naive bison
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he was shooting straight lightning from his fingertips

dense pollen
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Sup

solar breach
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What's remarkable is he hasn't even been brainfart exiled

naive bison
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boss moves

solar breach
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Full return

dense pollen
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So how’s it going for you lads?

naive bison
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ok i should stop

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this isnt funny

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i am not actually comparing myself to the christian god

tidal trellis
naive bison
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this is just a joke

manic cave
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Iedy is typing..

tidal trellis
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He'll figure it out on his own

narrow lotus
dense pollen
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Oh hey what’s up

tidal trellis
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(hopefully)

narrow lotus
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This meme fits all 3 of you for different reasons

naive bison
pale ingot
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twink everywhere @tidal trellis

dense pollen
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well at least dry is making my day feel a bit better tough I am still upset

tidal trellis
manic cave
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SHUT UP BIRD 🐦🐦🗣️ 🗣️

dense pollen
# naive bison about what

If you looked at off topic you can see the reason why, though I hope the conversation doesn’t continue since dry locked the chat and is now doing gambling and I don’t want that to happen here, to say the least I am fucking depressed and I hate myself

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so I’ll rather just want to look at dumb funny shit right now

manic cave
narrow lotus
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what

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a lockdown??

manic cave
simple ore
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lost it all to the bot cheating

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retard

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@foggy mantle kys

manic cave
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Id hate to see dry handle money IRL..

dense pollen
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Again mods don’t lock this chat, they don’t deserve this because of me

simple ore
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lock it and gamble with my money

dense pollen
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Hahaha

coarse bear
dense pollen
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Oh shit

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heeeey dry

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what’s up homie?

coarse bear
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Everything hurts a lil but I'll manage

dense pollen
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that good for me I am still depressed tough a little bit better now

manic cave
dense pollen
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Lmao

placid sail
pale ingot
coarse bear
coarse bear
placid sail
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gadamn

dense pollen
manic cave
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ngl this is why I enjoy working 10 PM to 7 AM.

coarse bear
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Ignore the fact that was in reply to cock ducking factory clueless

dense pollen
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Lol

pale ingot
coarse bear
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gif search TF2 mge
Pro-russia shit top of search

manic cave
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Source games just attract all the Russians for some reason.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

naive bison
narrow lotus
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@naive bison

coarse bear
naive bison
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ai voice of forsen crying as hes playing

narrow lotus
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lol

pale ingot
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nooob

narrow lotus
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it sfunnyt af tho

coarse bear
coarse bear
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Then come

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(unless I collapse at home)

pale ingot
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i played yesterday
unsealed the horrors after 1.5 years of not touching it

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and i had... fun

placid sail
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I'd really love to throw another stone at people playing tf2 in the end of 2025

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but I'm playing mass effect 2

placid sail
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someone young and hip could you please bully dry

coarse bear
shadow wyvern
placid sail
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you're neither

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pipe down

shadow wyvern
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I was three years of age when TF2 released

placid sail
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wait that's

drifting mantle
placid sail
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jarvis run the numbers

shadow wyvern
placid sail
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ugh

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okay you sorta pass

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get out of my sight

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why's everyone so young

drifting mantle
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29, i am basically a child

placid sail
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yeah no

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you don't get a pass

drifting mantle
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a pass for what?

coarse bear
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You're not hip and you need a hip replacement

drifting mantle
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I am the hippest there is

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A hipster

pale ingot
placid sail
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old beans

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still a bit younger than me though pepesludge

drifting mantle
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You're old busy

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The future is now old man

primal rapids
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I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of moderate-to-severe joint pain

drifting mantle
primal rapids
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I work in retail, all attention is bad attention

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Get your shit and get out of my store

tidal trellis
placid sail
primal rapids
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Any interest a woman might have in me evaporates when they see my empty, soulless eyes

simple ore
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women get shy around me
they all hide when they see me

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can't handle that much

placid sail
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they get so flustered and excited over you, shooting questions like "who are you" and "what are you doing in my house" and "I'm gonna call the cops"

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positively a pussy magnet

solar breach
pseudo robin
pseudo robin
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If i read this chat for long enough i feel myself becoming more retarded

naive bison
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source: idubbbz

simple ore
simple ore
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i was refrencing something else but that works

placid sail
narrow lotus
pale ingot
primal kayak
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Sometimes mondays left me broken

toxic sundial
drifting mantle
toxic sundial
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i played the mfing game

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?

drifting mantle
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The Olymp isn't around anymore, but Allah is. Coincidence?

placid sail
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Kratos is a scientologist in Nota's headcanon

drifting mantle
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Kratos is Allah's strongest Warrior

primal kayak
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No

toxic sundial
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kratos isn't anybody's warrior that's the point that's the whole entire

primal kayak
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He's Barcelona's best player

toxic sundial
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the last time he was somebody's warrior he killed his own family and thats

simple ore
drifting mantle
toxic sundial
primal kayak
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Oh yeah, he was Kratos car once

simple ore
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ZOOOOOOZ

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im gei fella
show me your butthole

drifting mantle
simple ore
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ZOOOOOZ
YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE

toxic sundial
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what should I have for breakfast

primal kayak
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Bread

narrow lotus
simple ore
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a brick

narrow lotus
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or bacon and eggs

narrow lotus
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thumbsUp2x Amerikan way

toxic sundial
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stew for breakfast idk, and where am I gonna get bear

primal kayak
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Or a church

simple ore
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too much for just breakfast

primal kayak
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Blessed breakfast

pale ingot
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nooo

primal kayak
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Nah

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It's the hungarian piss wall

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He's a national treasure here

narrow lotus
toxic sundial
drifting mantle
placid sail
toxic sundial
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mega shit poster in another server with a homer simpson profile. Would've bet money it was a 19 year old dude with a good sense of humor

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This mfer is 29 and pregnant with twins

drifting mantle
placid sail
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no that's stella

primal kayak
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Wait she's having twins?

drifting mantle
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Yes

primal kayak
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Poor kids

drifting mantle
placid sail
drifting mantle
placid sail
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armed with tiny muskets, digging trenches and shit

coarse bear
drifting mantle
simple ore
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just shoved a nuke up my pussy

placid sail
primal kayak
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How do you know

toxic sundial
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1/3rd of the way to getting kriegers atp

placid sail
primal kayak
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Not sure

placid sail
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see

toxic sundial
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gonna upload a Bitcoin miner onto hal

drifting mantle
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It's too late, I'm already pregnant

toxic sundial
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he deserves it

primal kayak
coarse bear
placid sail
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throw hal to some bitcoin redditors and he'll come back pregnant

grizzled meadow
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Wait a sec, Stella is pregnant with twins AGAIN?

toxic sundial
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gregnant

drifting mantle
grizzled meadow
coarse bear
primal kayak
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Wait she had twins before?

grizzled meadow
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Yes

primal kayak
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Damn

primal rapids
grizzled meadow
placid sail
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wait psycho mantis?

grizzled meadow
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Second floor basement?

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Metal Gear?

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You're that ninja

toxic sundial
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More expensive but don't be poor idk

primal rapids
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Just Have More Money™

toxic sundial
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k but fo real it's breakfast time I'm making cornbread

deep topaz
primal rapids
solar breach
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You know how when he appears multiple different portals open up independent of his "main eye"

coarse bear
solar breach
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Beautiful

drifting mantle
# primal rapids

Inaccurate, unless you play as a female ofc
Also, slavery is based af

primal rapids
drifting mantle
placid sail
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those vibrissae and radar ears let him know exactly where you are

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smells too

primal rapids
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Tacticals where half their perks are about gun strikes and equipment: Guess I'll die

placid sail
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post-apocalypse lesbian survivor appliances market is booming

eager igloo
placid sail
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is that a glass of milk

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brother you are not bulking, you're opening a franchise

thick wadi
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corn muffin

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hell yea

narrow lotus
tepid crest
tepid crest
# eager igloo

bro what the hell..my eyes is like this most of the time from exhaustation and mentality

eager igloo
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Whore

toxic sundial
tepid crest
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jealousie

primal rapids
fading mountain
fallow trellis
quaint ore
# fallow trellis

There needs to be a drinking game called "40k Lore or Chinese History" and everytime you miss a guess you take a shot

crude oak
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workout done

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time for steroids

primal rapids
bold kettle
primal rapids
primal rapids
placid sail
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thousand beers, best drive the car legion

bold kettle
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what if they made you watch ads before turning on the electric chair

placid sail
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what if you dipped your balls in sulphuric acid

drifting mantle
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You mean electric chair like this lmao?

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I need this

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But considering that busy is older than me, maybe he needs it first

placid sail
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pepesludge man fuck you clanker

drifting mantle
bold kettle
placid sail
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I'm only two years older

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younger my ass

fallow trellis
drifting mantle
bold kettle
drifting mantle
fallow trellis
bold kettle
placid sail
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you should try boxing, it'll make your head really hard

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(to use)

fallow trellis
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i just look at womens and then i get hard clearly

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no boxing necessary

drifting mantle
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If I wanna strengthen my bones, I drink some milk

placid sail
drifting mantle
placid sail
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and your deutsch ass probably sees the sun only once a year

coarse bear
bold kettle
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germany is very grey yes

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oh boy howd that r get in there

drifting mantle
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Also foggy

placid sail
bold kettle
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Stiller Hügel

drifting mantle
fallow trellis
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das pills

placid sail
fallow trellis
eager igloo
placid sail
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have pity on the rat, it's really hard for her tiny hands to scroll the chat all the way up

fallow trellis
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age check

tepid crest
tepid crest
stoic girder
fallow trellis
placid sail
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that @narrow lotus fool is pissing me off, I'm gonna hit him with a fadeaway

storm stream
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Jeeezus

lusty hazel
crude oak
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because you can't just have women

pale ingot
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he was a real thug..

crude oak
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no fucking shot, didn't heard about it

fallow trellis
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condolences

toxic sundial
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elspeth campaign going great, every turn brings me a new dickhead who kicks me in the nuts and sacks an undefended village before being eviscerated by my 1^3759264 volley guns

pale ingot
slender rock
crude oak
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you know the other dude that looks like fucking kratos

pale ingot
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michael willis heard perhaps

crude oak
pale ingot
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but them i started doubting

heady crow
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he is the same guy

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rip king

crude oak
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because on his more widely avaliable videos he's more lean and little bit more bulked on the...other videos

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rip to the real one, but it's fucking wild he was a pastor too

pale ingot
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insane

slender rock
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Ughhhhhhh

trim pulsar
edgy abyss
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@primal rapids sorry

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but

prisma venture
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ffs finaly home

primal rapids
solar coral
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with like cute kitty paws on them

primal kayak
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True

primal rapids
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Or the giant pizza paddle

primal kayak
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A what

solar coral
primal kayak
solar coral
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I was the pizza paddle guy a couple times

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smacked a girl in the face with it once

primal kayak
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Well it has a handle and a head

solar coral
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the mob gave me a bonus

primal kayak
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A shovel is also a spoon

solar coral
primal kayak
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Why would you name them something fancy when you could call them spoons

solar coral
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(penis joke)

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(laugh)

primal kayak
solar coral
fallow trellis
primal kayak
solar coral
primal kayak
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If you think about it your hand is also a spoon

solar coral
primal kayak
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Oh

primal kayak
solar coral
primal kayak
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Firstly I refuse to belive it

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Secondly it a spoon that you put on a stove

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Basically a stove spoon

fallow trellis
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you can say that for most things

primal kayak
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Exactly

fallow trellis
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a spoon of something

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shovels are dirt spoons

primal kayak
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He gets it

fallow trellis
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i really dont, im kind of retarded but I appreciate the faith you have in me.

primal kayak
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Oh

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Well I'm happy to put my faith into you

fallow trellis
primal kayak
drifting mantle
primal rapids
# primal kayak

You can't capture humans in a Lesser Soul Gem, only Black Souls Gems. Does this mean he's not human?

primal kayak
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Probably yes

primal kayak
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Fellas

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Do you know this map

drifting mantle
pale ingot
fallow trellis
fallow trellis
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Project zomboid

primal kayak
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You guys are a different type of based

thick wadi
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man

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i played the fuck out of that game

fallow trellis
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project zomboid?

thick wadi
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no dlc addition on the map

narrow lotus
primal kayak
fallow trellis
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oh

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all i remember is playing alot of carbon

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either that or most wanted

primal kayak
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Same game basically

fallow trellis
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i dont remember which one had like a crew u race with and u crash other peoples car

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there was a story where u have amnesia i think

primal kayak
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Yeah, that's carbon

fallow trellis
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yeah alota carbon

primal kayak
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Cool game still, only wished they would have given the police a bigger role

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I basically played it without seeing any cops

icy apex
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most wanted ❤️

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that and underground 1 & 2 were fantastic

drifting mantle
deep topaz
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Have you ever played goo goo babies with your life on the line?

drifting mantle
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What the hell is goo goo babies?

deep topaz
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Super creek is a very motherly character

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She wants to baby you

dreamy flaxBOT
#

📚 jerky

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally [equivalent] to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an [existential] component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and [Silent Bob] are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in [Quality Control] at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those [dickbeaters] moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see [dickbeaters])
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra

drifting mantle
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So what's a Beef Jerky then?

broken pebble
narrow sorrel
narrow sorrel
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wtf is goo goo babies?

paper schooner
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MODS

broken pebble
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👍

paper schooner
narrow sorrel
paper schooner
stoic girder
# paper schooner

Why are you posting fancams of a guy who murdered his wife and kids?

broken pebble
drifting mantle
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Bro is asking for it

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Just a reminder, someone got a 3 days mute for posting optical illusions

You ain't gonna walk away with this type of content

scenic field
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"Optical illusions"

drifting mantle
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Yes, that's what it was.

narrow lotus
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!lock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Locked down 🎪nnn-fart

dreamy flaxBOT
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📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 4 entrie(s)

ID:          1831789
Action:      MUTE
User:        295573491716194306
Responsible: 237635783249494016
Reason:      You can't post man twerking without being banned and you surely can't post gifs with half naked pussies
Expires:     08 October 2025, 15:15 (UTC)
Timestamp:   06 October 2025, 15:15 (UTC)

ID:          1600891
Action:      MUTE
User:        295573491716194306
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason:      9/11 meme video, hooray. -5d
Expires:     24 August 2025, 05:45 (UTC)
Timestamp:   19 August 2025, 05:45 (UTC)

ID:          1563873
Action:      MUTE
User:        295573491716194306
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason:      Antisemitic remarks, keep them for urself -3d
Expires:     11 August 2025, 16:32 (UTC)
Timestamp:   08 August 2025, 16:32 (UTC)

ID:          1313021
Action:      MUTE
User:        295573491716194306
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason:      I'm the Joker, baby! (pirated movie) -5d
Expires:     30 May 2025, 13:35 (UTC)
Timestamp:   25 May 2025, 13:35 (UTC)
narrow lotus
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legendary poster here

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this should be a ban

dreamy flaxBOT
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kekpoint @paper schooner (deep_rock_numb_from_grind) has been muted for 51 days for reason: No black man cumming ( Falco 2024 ) - Your last chance on this server , see you on New Years eve -51d ( yes, 51 days )

narrow lotus
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!unlock

split canyonBOT
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✅ Unlocked 🎪nnn-fart.

primal kayak
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Wait so you can't post the "I'm buss" guy?

narrow lotus
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not like that , no , it falls into too suggestive and nsfw

sour carbon
primal kayak
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Ahh

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Okay

drifting mantle
narrow lotus
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but bro knew that already he has the last mute for same shit

fallow trellis
narrow sorrel
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bro really did the black man cumming

drifting mantle
sour carbon
narrow sorrel
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what a fucking legend

sour carbon
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like what's a couple of days more?

narrow lotus
thick wadi
fallow trellis
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for once i agree with a moderator

drifting mantle
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67 champ

narrow sorrel
fallow trellis
naive bison
naive bison
lapis zinc
fallow trellis
drifting mantle
stoic girder
scenic field
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More admin abuse

stoic girder
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This is offensive to me.

scenic field
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Youll hear from his lawyer

stoic girder
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I see these bitches and I'm offended.

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I feel under attack.

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You force me too look at something so hideous, it's assault.

drifting mantle
# icy apex what

Bro first posted a shitpost with 25 movies being played in the span of a few seconds (no big deal). Then joked about getting banned for it.

However, he then proceeded to post two videos of black men climaxing and having a funny meme caption... KekSkew

fallow trellis
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random guy with glasses

toxic sundial
drifting mantle
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We're rich
Mushroom

icy apex
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what the fuck

fallow trellis
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welcome to the channel

broken pebble
fallow trellis
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no'

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you think asian people look like joji?

split canyonBOT
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prisma venture
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relse my dude

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he did nothinh

primal kayak
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Unfortunately he did

prisma venture
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free my boy

prisma venture
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he just like to post

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funny

tepid pebble
fallow trellis
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never seen a breton before?

tepid pebble
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also wth happened here today lmao

fallow trellis
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imperial city folk need to go outside the capital more often

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actually live life and see actual people

tepid pebble
fallow trellis
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i love warm beer

drifting mantle
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Is it warm or is it cold?

primal kayak
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Half cold half warm

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Cold on the outside warm on the inside

tepid pebble
primal kayak
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Why would you do something like that

fallow trellis
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i would say because hes fat

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but i think its because the fat is encroaching in his home

tepid pebble
deep topaz
tepid pebble
#

14 years ago today, skyrim released

storm stream
primal kayak
toxic sundial
#

yum dot com

tepid pebble
primal kayak
#

I don't either

ruby minnow
#

the fryer has fallen

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billions must cook

tepid pebble
#

i feel like its time for a wallpaper change

quartz saffron
storm stream
clear vapor
river zealot
gleaming grove
#

Black man cumming is wild

storm stream
deep topaz
#

Omatsuri mambo

tepid pebble
eternal girder
#

Tabu tabu, yura yura, omatsuri mambo

tepid pebble
toxic sundial
gleaming grove
#

Gooning

toxic sundial
#

buddy posted his re7 gameplay but he has the game in portuguese or something and the whole chat clowning on him

stoic girder
fallow trellis
#

sometimes getting someone idealistic is better then hearing someone elses jaded advice

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Hardship for love is worth it vs too much effort for something that will probably never work out

crude oak
fallow trellis
#

wait

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is this a ligma joke

crude oak
#

tren means anabolic steroids

fallow trellis
#

why would you take analbolic steroids

crude oak
#

better question, why wouldn't you?

fallow trellis
#

it makes your penis smaller

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where do you think all the muscle you get comes from

crude oak
#

that's the whole point, less distractions

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exit velocity is lower so it's hard to piss for sure tho

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that's just like with firearms you should buy some more powerfull piss

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just joking obviously, even tren twins don't recommend it

fallow trellis
#

i never thought about it that way

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less distrctions

solar breach
#

hideout starting to look like a debug room

placid sail
#

put your belongings in a box you animal

solar breach
#

im gonna spread all these priceless artifacts i stole on the cold

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damp sewer floor

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i have the shield of uriel septim the fifth just next to my shitty little table

placid sail
#

you're the reason dunmers call everyone an n word

slender rock
solar breach
#

im dunmer myself hmmtodayiwill

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and fuck the empire

placid sail
#

still an outsider

slender rock
#

Hup hup hup hup

visual stirrup
#

the empire fucks you

placid sail
#

are you discovering the joys of using your legs for the first time in your life blur

visual stirrup
#

oil up vro

solar breach
#

yes they certainly did to old ebonheart

solar breach
#

turned the indorils living there into martyrs

slender rock
#

Bro*

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These stairs suck more than flops mom did back in her college days

crude oak
placid sail
slender rock
#

Fuck off bro

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Respectfully

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My legs are dead

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Three flights bro

slender rock
#

But you are correct

solar breach
#

wrong, i love stairs

#

on vacation i would race the elevator when coming back from the beach

slender rock
#

I had 8 years of stairlessness

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Let me ease into it fuckers

placid sail
#

twenty bucks for some guy to help with heavy/big furniture, grab everything else yourself, nothing to cry about for a bipedal creature and not a tumor on a side of a car

placid sail
#

note to self, if I ever somehow wound up in USA and be on a knifepoint, seek nearest and longest stairs

slender rock
#

Well how many stairs you got rn bro?

slender rock
#

They'll have the most stair

placid sail
slender rock
placid sail
#

also long time ago I was on a family vacay in Dubai and we lived on 33rd floor and I tried to go by stairs once

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that one did hurt

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I gave up halfway

slender rock
#

33rd floor is excessive

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30 is just fine

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32 fair

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33 fucking what

placid sail
#

mostly because the railing was unnervingly short

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like for hobbits

slender rock
#

As if I might slip or be pushed off of heights

placid sail
slender rock
#

Like can I see... In my head the fall

placid sail
#

and it wasn't burj al arab either, which is even higher

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no wait, what's the proper name

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burj khalifa!

slender rock
#

Eh?

#

Oh*

placid sail
#

burj al arab is just tall

#

burj khalifa is stupid tall, either the tallest or one of the tallest of the buildings in the world

slender rock
#

For a reason or without one

frail scaffold
slender rock
#

Just because the developer said "tallest is best" or something

#

Despite being like 4'3"

placid sail
#

it's arabs

slender rock
#

Yes

placid sail
#

of course it's for show

slender rock
#

Yes

placid sail
#

he said I want the tallest building in the world, the goons said aye aye sir

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and he has the money to do it

slender rock
#

@quartz ridge he's just for show too

placid sail
#

nah pakis are poor mfs

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UAE has some moni though

slender rock
#

Gaudy shit still for show

#

It's just plated

placid sail
#

I mean for a bunch of desert naked ass bitches they did pretty well in a span of half a century

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god bless the oil and the greed

frail scaffold
#

holy fuck actually have to scroll past an entire bible for 1 meme

stoic girder
runic kernel
#

Hi masterph33r Hi Shine :3 Hi bz11k Hi Falcooooo

placid sail
#

greetings, cat of greetings

placid sail
#

also, we should kill Falco with hammers

storm stream
placid sail
#

for being an asshole in general

#

and for ignoring my latest query about pasta

grizzled meadow
#

Just ping me in the question again

solar breach
#

its been almost a day and the strelok lighter hasnt been denied due to any copyright issues

placid sail
#

I hate you and the entire Italian cuisine

stoic girder
#

You fucker.

placid sail
stoic girder
placid sail
#

good fucking luck fighting through up to three floors of my henchmen (hobos sleeping during cold season)

eternal girder
#

vegan keyboard

spring quail
#

i almost tboned some retard omw home from work

#

i had the green light and they said lol i turn anyway

fluid heron
#

I'm about to empty my fucking bank account on this stupid ass car

#

took it to the shop and they just kept calling me as they kept finding what was wrong with it

#

Fucking shopping list of car rot

pastel quartz
thick wadi
#

what

wooden harbor
#

devs see crossover and think $$$

crude oak
spring quail
visual stirrup
# crude oak

if I had a goth gf, I would never slam her onto the dinner table

#

unless she wanted me to

placid sail
#

cool tinder bio skiy

spring quail
#

always batista bomb women

#

anytime and everywhere

visual stirrup
#

and am rapidly approaching your coordinates

#

I hope you like black hair dye, bitch

placid sail
#

less cool of a tinder bio

#

but could work with some

#

too... desperate, you know

visual stirrup
#

BADLY

placid sail
#

griiiiiffiiiiiiiiiiiiiith

spring quail
#

i need heather mason/roderika gf

#

or one of these

placid sail
#

everyone needs a gf in this cesspool, what else is new

#

except for flop

spring quail
placid sail
#

while latina tomboys are nice

#

I'm used to white ass lane from the cartoon series more

spring quail
#

from my adventures with superman or another one

placid sail
#

yeah this one

spring quail
#

ouh

#

yeah JLU wonder woman has my heart

visual stirrup
# spring quail

when I said "autistic brown goth tomboy gf"
"cagged" is implied by both autistic and tomboy

spring quail
#

anissa my beloved

visual stirrup
spring quail
placid sail
#

she wouldn't be into it because he's a weak ass american who drives instead of running at lightning speed and shoots a gun instead of ripping a person in half

visual stirrup
#

yeah

crude oak
#

crazy ass fucking guy known from eating beds after i let him into my house:

visual stirrup
#

there's still the matter of your fragile pelvis

spring quail
#

its cool guys

#

i take calcium supplements

visual stirrup
placid sail
crude oak
#

me hitting a pose after mortritian catches me eating cremated remains (i needed calcium)

spring quail
#

my pelvis is too strong

narrow sorrel
visual stirrup
#

grandma sits between the creatine and BCAAs

#

she's a vital part of my stack

tepid crest
spring quail
#

this makes me wanna be a gator

#

or a crocodiller

placid sail
tepid crest
toxic sundial
#

i think the more obscure a piece of media is the more insane and rabid the surrounding fan group becomes

#

i have no clue what a limbus company is but the edits are schizophrenic

spring quail
#

it's another lobotomy corp-library of ruina-them-up

#

but free

toxic sundial
#

really tried to get into lobotomy corp but it threw me off

spring quail
#

i just didnt understand wtf to do

#

see i like tarkov and other extract-em-ups

#

you shoot thing that moves

#

if it is outside your inventory, you put it in

spring quail
#

and then you leave

#

i used to watch 9 hour long ascii dwarf fortress streams

toxic sundial
#

it's more fun to think about playing than it is to play

#

like rust

spring quail
#

like most games for me these days tbh lol

rocky geode
#

sup fuckers

#

the patches finally came in

#

JOIN DUTY

toxic sundial
#

alright i was going to make fun of you but the psyop one is the first good patch I've seen in years ngl

primal rapids
past sparrow
#

see some 50 AE in there...

primal rapids
narrow sorrel
#

goblin siege?

slender rock
#

@placid sail yo

#

Dms

toxic sundial
spring quail
#

or they did the drawbridge nuke thing for shits and giggles

spring quail
narrow sorrel
slender rock
narrow sorrel
#

Surface trout scare the shit out of me tho

spring quail
slender rock
#

So gotta call medical shit to switch my addy

#

Fuck

#

Uh

#

Which number now

#

Fuck

gleaming grove
#

Nice

spring quail
#

ever since the fallout tv show i've wanted to lick eyeballs

#

i wonder what this one's taste like

slender rock
#

What the fuklck

spring quail
stoic girder
river zealot
#

this kv1

#

wrecked my shit

spring quail
#

this mowas 2? cth goh?

river zealot
river zealot
scenic field
#

Gotta play japanese

#

I dont feel bad sending waves of them to their doom

#

Perverts

spring quail
scenic field
glad carbon
scenic field
#

Boo

river zealot
spring quail
#

she has scary games and booby fighting game

#

pretty based

river zealot
#

i have half of them completed anyway

glad carbon
scenic field
#

Play skirmish

glad carbon
scenic field
#

Ok good

#

Now kith

spring quail
#

im alt tabmaxxing

#

i take swig o booze

#

4 crashout compilation videos later

stoic girder
high wing
scenic field
high wing
river zealot
fallow spruce
river zealot
#

tarkov doesnt eat less than 20 gigs

spring quail
#

idk im not in a raid

#

im in the hideout for cave ambience to go with my youtube

#

$50 cave ambience

river zealot
#

how the fuck is pubg in top 3

spring quail
river zealot
#

its also by revenue

#

somehow

spring quail
#

im sure there are some ninos and ninas that beg their family for pubg battle bucks or whatever

river zealot
glad carbon
spring quail
#

one hour of being at work
or
one hour of hard mode RTS game defense mission

glad carbon
#

Gates of hell one hour defenses are actual hell

#

You get complacent after 20 minutes and it brutally touches you for the rest of the hour until you scrape by with like 1/20th of ur units alive

spring quail
#

good times

#

or the tunisia defense

#

i think my favorite was doing a 1v1 skirmish and i baited him with random troops and a few jeeps while my manually controlled goliaths did the widest flank possible and ate all his armor

#

i love these little shits like you wouldnt believe

minor cypress
visual stirrup
#

I need more of this

#

famous images recreated in the soulless corpo art style

river zealot
#

dont want to jinx it

#

but going good

visual stirrup
#

absolutely love this painting

#

damn shame it was defaced again recently

simple ore
#

i think alot of boring ass old paintings would look cooler with canned tomatoes

visual stirrup
#

all portrayals of great russian leaders as insane are western propaganda

#

please ignore the instances of russians describing russian leaders

slender rock
#

Wtf

#

It's fucking telling a important message

#

Lost upon fuckwits

river zealot
#

should have stayed silent

simple ore
visual stirrup
#

fucking monarchists