#🎪bruh-fart
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It’s far too late for that
Top 10 worst ideas
Oh I would poison all of you 
big dysfunctional family
life isnt sunshines and rainbows
Once again one of the worst ideas I've heard here.
immediately fractured
broke off due to too many disagreements and many resentments
and thats why it would never work
No, see, Xalrider would die last for some reason
True
dont know
Terrible idea
See then it could work
🥭 ?
It was fun while it lasted
do you want yugoslavia or something
Xalrider has plot armor, that's why
"for some reason"
The writers clearly favorite xal
he knows it and he's making fun of you
as if i am not manipulating the reality itself to my will
Sure xally
"somehow, xal survived"
i am like palpatine
"somehow xalrider has returned"
He just keeps coming back
It's true, you returned from a perma Ban 
either palpatine or Jesus Christ of Nazareth, The Son of God
your choice
That's a bad example yk 
no it isnt
(depends who you ask.)
he was shooting straight lightning from his fingertips
Sup
What's remarkable is he hasn't even been brainfart exiled
boss moves
Full return
So how’s it going for you lads?
Jesus Christ it is
ok i should stop
this isnt funny
i am not actually comparing myself to the christian god

Nobody tell xally
this is just a joke
Iedy is typing..
He'll figure it out on his own
@naive bison @river zealot @quaint ore
Oh hey what’s up
(hopefully)
This meme fits all 3 of you for different reasons
you only clicked on it cause of the anime girl
twink everywhere @tidal trellis
well at least dry is making my day feel a bit better tough I am still upset
What does that even mean?!
SHUT UP BIRD 🐦🐦🗣️ 🗣️
about what
If you looked at off topic you can see the reason why, though I hope the conversation doesn’t continue since dry locked the chat and is now doing gambling and I don’t want that to happen here, to say the least I am fucking depressed and I hate myself
so I’ll rather just want to look at dumb funny shit right now
Just a excuse for dry to gable
Id hate to see dry handle money IRL..
Again mods don’t lock this chat, they don’t deserve this because of me
lock it and gamble with my money
Hahaha
I play TF2, the fuck you think
that good for me I am still depressed tough a little bit better now
Lmao
rough shift at cock sucking factory?
pyro main or medic main
which one, internet furry
48 hour shift
Scout, mf
gadamn
In November?
ngl this is why I enjoy working 10 PM to 7 AM.
Ignore the fact that was in reply to cock ducking factory 
Lol
horrible, horrible. get well soon
fat chance
Come badlands mid
gif search TF2 mge
Pro-russia shit top of search
It's the Russian Imperial Movement flag
lol
it sfunnyt af tho
Hey ham install TF2 
already is
i played yesterday
unsealed the horrors after 1.5 years of not touching it
and i had... fun
I'd really love to throw another stone at people playing tf2 in the end of 2025
but I'm playing mass effect 2
someone young and hip could you please bully dry
I have no room to speak either, I completed the trilogy again recently
@coarse bear 🫵 old
I was three years of age when TF2 released
wait that's
jarvis run the numbers
I’ll concede not hip but I’m 21
29, i am basically a child
a pass for what?
You're not hip and you need a hip replacement
hip kardashian sleeper agent activation code
oldie
old beans
still a bit younger than me though 
I’m in the prime of my life. I’m young, hot, and full of moderate-to-severe joint pain
That means you can't safe yourself from all the female attention right?
I work in retail, all attention is bad attention
Get your shit and get out of my store
old man
whenever a woman shows interest in gyrard, his first instinct is to say "one moment I will look for it in the back" and leave the scene quickly
Any interest a woman might have in me evaporates when they see my empty, soulless eyes
Jesus
you'd be surprised
they get so flustered and excited over you, shooting questions like "who are you" and "what are you doing in my house" and "I'm gonna call the cops"
positively a pussy magnet
Women don't like stoics ig 😔

idubbbz if he was a dog
If i read this chat for long enough i feel myself becoming more retarded
source: idubbbz
mf dog at my book on 
cuckoldry
i was refrencing something else but that works
you're a tarkov player, the main damage is already there
so true
he would not fucking do that
How do you know?
The Olymp isn't around anymore, but Allah is. Coincidence?
Kratos is a scientologist in Nota's headcanon
He was part of Barcelona once, hence the name Kratos Messi
Kratos is Allah's strongest Warrior
No
kratos messi vs baldur ronaldo
kratos isn't anybody's warrior that's the point that's the whole entire
He's Barcelona's best player
the last time he was somebody's warrior he killed his own family and thats
He turned to Islam after Ragnarök. It's in the lore
Oh yeah, he was Kratos car once
ZOOOOOZ
YOU WILL NOT DENY ME MY DOOBIE
what should I have for breakfast
Bread
Bear stew sprinkeld with mercury and a large apple
a brick
or bacon and eggs
Amerikan way
stew for breakfast idk, and where am I gonna get bear
too much for just breakfast
he's eating the france piss wall
nooo
accurate Berlin wall takedown
There was no law against eating the Berlin wall. That's how the Germans freed themselves
natto beans
mega shit poster in another server with a homer simpson profile. Would've bet money it was a 19 year old dude with a good sense of humor
This mfer is 29 and pregnant with twins
You talking about me?
no that's stella
Wait she's having twins?
Yes
Poor kids
True
they're well on their way into french indoctrination already
29 and pregnant with twins
armed with tiny muskets, digging trenches and shit
They did say the first fuckable AI would be in 2025, but pregnant already? The technological progress is astounding
It will only get worse from here
just shoved a nuke up my pussy
I'm afraid HAL is fuckable only technically
How do you know
1/3rd of the way to getting kriegers atp
well do you want to fuck hal?
Not sure
see
gonna upload a Bitcoin miner onto hal
It's too late, I'm already pregnant
he deserves it
Can't you copy paste it somewhere else?
He's already got 2 Doge coin in him
throw hal to some bitcoin redditors and he'll come back pregnant
Wait a sec, Stella is pregnant with twins AGAIN?
gregnant
Noooo, it's still in Alpha stage
PREGAGANANT
No, Hal is, keep up
Wait she had twins before?
Yes
Damn
Pegnate even
wait psycho mantis?
The Velveeta dinner boxes are so much better
More expensive but don't be poor idk
Just Have More Money™
k but fo real it's breakfast time I'm making cornbread
hamburg hinderer
Would each of his tentacle splotches have pants?
You know how when he appears multiple different portals open up independent of his "main eye"
Beautiful
Inaccurate, unless you play as a female ofc
Also, slavery is based af
Give him googly eyes
Tacticals where half their perks are about gun strikes and equipment: Guess I'll die
Cute cat
post-apocalypse lesbian survivor appliances market is booming
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damn ggs
bro what the hell..my eyes is like this most of the time from exhaustation and mentality
Whore
Whore
amerikan style extra slop extra grease
There needs to be a drinking game called "40k Lore or Chinese History" and everytime you miss a guess you take a shot
Looks like steaks back on the menu boys!
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thousand beers, best drive the car legion
what if they made you watch ads before turning on the electric chair
what if you dipped your balls in sulphuric acid
You mean electric chair like this lmao?
I need this
But considering that busy is older than me, maybe he needs it first
man fuck you clanker

what else can it do 
Sure grandpa, let's get you to bed
thats insane but also incredibly effective
It can run over little children
bro wdym the propane tank is untouched
no i mean it hardens your bones n stuff
If I wanna strengthen my bones, I drink some milk
all that calcium is useless without vitamin D
I have plenty
and your deutsch ass probably sees the sun only once a year
It's fall, what can I do?
Also foggy
i have d deficiency, gave it all mine to your mother
you can get the pills obviously
Stiller Hügel
The D pills, eh?
das pills
your pakistani ass is not allowed in here

How old ru again?
have pity on the rat, it's really hard for her tiny hands to scroll the chat all the way up
age check
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hes only there to see dr cuddy
Jeeezus
non work related back injury
rest in peace bro..
he was a real thug..
no fucking shot, didn't heard about it
condolences
elspeth campaign going great, every turn brings me a new dickhead who kicks me in the nuts and sacks an undefended village before being eviscerated by my 1^3759264 volley guns
it happened
what was his name because i keep mistake him with the "who's your king?" guy
you know the other dude that looks like fucking kratos
uhh i think uhh
michael willis heard perhaps
nvm i think it's actually the same dude
i was gonna say
but them i started doubting
because on his more widely avaliable videos he's more lean and little bit more bulked on the...other videos
rip to the real one, but it's fucking wild he was a pastor too
he was a huh
insane
ffs finaly home
yeah those mats suck shit just get god damn oven mitts
with like cute kitty paws on them
True
Or the giant pizza paddle
A what
cultural appropriation unless ur a true pizza chef
Oh the pizza spoon
fym spoon
I was the pizza paddle guy a couple times
smacked a girl in the face with it once
Well it has a handle and a head
the mob gave me a bonus
A shovel is also a spoon
this is a spoon
Why would you name them something fancy when you could call them spoons
because pizza paddle = PP
(penis joke)
(laugh)
An unconventional one, yes
stfu im making pancakes
Pancake spoon
look that up on urban dictionary
If you think about it your hand is also a spoon
its a spork
Oh
No
yes
silicates
Firstly I refuse to belive it
Secondly it a spoon that you put on a stove
Basically a stove spoon
you can say that for most things
Exactly
He gets it
i really dont, im kind of retarded but I appreciate the faith you have in me.
You can't capture humans in a Lesser Soul Gem, only Black Souls Gems. Does this mean he's not human?
Probably yes
he cooka da food 
AI Made
I thought of Battlefield 1, but that's probably false
looks like a map
rosewood
Project zomboid
You guys are a different type of based
project zomboid?
no dlc addition on the map
what the nfsmw map
No, need for speed most wanted
Same game basically
i dont remember which one had like a crew u race with and u crash other peoples car
there was a story where u have amnesia i think
Yeah, that's carbon
yeah alota carbon
Cool game still, only wished they would have given the police a bigger role
I basically played it without seeing any cops
classiccc
most wanted ❤️
that and underground 1 & 2 were fantastic
Amnesia mentioned!
Have you ever played goo goo babies with your life on the line?
What the hell is goo goo babies?
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Dont be a jerkey.
You work in [Quality Control] at a hellish data processing center.
You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....
"OK Jerkey!! Get those [dickbeaters] moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see [dickbeaters])
Source: Gabo, de la Guerra
So what's a Beef Jerky then?
nfs game? cant be carbon- maybe, i dunno tbh
dumbass? we use the term "oh honey" here
wtf is goo goo babies?
👍
is this technically movie piracy?
That's why I'm asking
Why are you posting fancams of a guy who murdered his wife and kids?

Yea I'm going to be banned

Bro is asking for it

Just a reminder, someone got a 3 days mute for posting optical illusions
You ain't gonna walk away with this type of content
"Optical illusions"
Yes, that's what it was.
!lock
✅ Locked down 🎪nnn-fart
📂 iedy Your search result for xelA Audit Logs returned 4 entrie(s)
ID: 1831789
Action: MUTE
User: 295573491716194306
Responsible: 237635783249494016
Reason: You can't post man twerking without being banned and you surely can't post gifs with half naked pussies
Expires: 08 October 2025, 15:15 (UTC)
Timestamp: 06 October 2025, 15:15 (UTC)
ID: 1600891
Action: MUTE
User: 295573491716194306
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason: 9/11 meme video, hooray. -5d
Expires: 24 August 2025, 05:45 (UTC)
Timestamp: 19 August 2025, 05:45 (UTC)
ID: 1563873
Action: MUTE
User: 295573491716194306
Responsible: 146741297875517440
Reason: Antisemitic remarks, keep them for urself -3d
Expires: 11 August 2025, 16:32 (UTC)
Timestamp: 08 August 2025, 16:32 (UTC)
ID: 1313021
Action: MUTE
User: 295573491716194306
Responsible: 64340825659678720
Reason: I'm the Joker, baby! (pirated movie) -5d
Expires: 30 May 2025, 13:35 (UTC)
Timestamp: 25 May 2025, 13:35 (UTC)
@paper schooner (deep_rock_numb_from_grind) has been muted for 51 days for reason: No black man cumming ( Falco 2024 ) - Your last chance on this server , see you on New Years eve -51d ( yes, 51 days )
!unlock
✅ Unlocked 🎪nnn-fart.
Wait so you can't post the "I'm buss" guy?
not like that , no , it falls into too suggestive and nsfw
should i repost this in shitposting? 
Bro got lucky, Falco must have a good day today
but bro knew that already he has the last mute for same shit
thank you for your contribution
bro really did the black man cumming

what if bro was muted for 67 days?
what a fucking legend
like what's a couple of days more?

for once i agree with a moderator
67 
do gods work.
i just watched 25 films in 45 seconds
Zoey on "The Last Stand" campaign loading screen
looks like a Who from Whoville
what
She looks like Andrea Bernardo
When you hit "randomize" in the character editor
Why do they do this?
More admin abuse
This is offensive to me.
Youll hear from his lawyer
I see these bitches and I'm offended.
I feel under attack.
You force me too look at something so hideous, it's assault.
Bro first posted a shitpost with 25 movies being played in the span of a few seconds (no big deal). Then joked about getting banned for it.
However, he then proceeded to post two videos of black men climaxing and having a funny meme caption... 
random guy with glasses
k but this one's fire
We're rich
Mushroom
Shit went from 15 to 200 real quick
what the fuck
welcome to the channel
joji
!1984
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Unfortunately he did
free my boy
what the fuk
never seen a breton before?
also wth happened here today lmao
imperial city folk need to go outside the capital more often
actually live life and see actual people
i love warm beer
Is it warm or is it cold?
Why would you do something like that
i would say because hes fat
but i think its because the fat is encroaching in his home
I can't get over this little guy
valid reason
14 years ago today, skyrim released
and gaming has hardly improved since
yum dot com
i dont get it
I don't either
they put fries and nuggets in the same basket
the fryer has fallen
billions must cook
i feel like its time for a wallpaper change
Black man cumming is wild
mambo
Tabu tabu, yura yura, omatsuri mambo
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inner peace
finally
Gooning
buddy posted his re7 gameplay but he has the game in portuguese or something and the whole chat clowning on him
sometimes getting someone idealistic is better then hearing someone elses jaded advice
Hardship for love is worth it vs too much effort for something that will probably never work out
my advice would be getting some tren
what the fuck is tren
wait
is this a ligma joke
tren means anabolic steroids
why would you take analbolic steroids
that's the whole point, less distractions
exit velocity is lower so it's hard to piss for sure tho
that's just like with firearms you should buy some more powerfull piss
just joking obviously, even tren twins don't recommend it
hideout starting to look like a debug room
put your belongings in a box you animal
no
im gonna spread all these priceless artifacts i stole on the cold
damp sewer floor
i have the shield of uriel septim the fifth just next to my shitty little table
you're the reason dunmers call everyone an n word
still an outsider
Hup hup hup hup
are you discovering the joys of using your legs for the first time in your life blur
oil up vro
yes they certainly did to old ebonheart
Bo
turned the indorils living there into martyrs
- it can replace therapy
it's amazing that wall-e movie is a totally sincere depictions of how americans are
Brother, moving all this shit up these stairs not last fucking week for three fucking days straight
Fuck off bro
Respectfully
My legs are dead
Three flights bro
But you are correct
wrong, i love stairs
on vacation i would race the elevator when coming back from the beach
twenty bucks for some guy to help with heavy/big furniture, grab everything else yourself, nothing to cry about for a bipedal creature and not a tumor on a side of a car
note to self, if I ever somehow wound up in USA and be on a knifepoint, seek nearest and longest stairs
Well how many stairs you got rn bro?
Go for the modern apt student blocks
They'll have the most stair
like I said, I lived most of my life on a third floor and only been to the elevator like twice
Does falling down them count as a hack
also long time ago I was on a family vacay in Dubai and we lived on 33rd floor and I tried to go by stairs once
that one did hurt
I gave up halfway
I am deathly afraid of heights, standing on a balcony was not cash money at all
mostly because the railing was unnervingly short
like for hobbits
I have not fear but a sensation of unease
As if I might slip or be pushed off of heights
also it wasn't the highest floor
Like can I see... In my head the fall
and it wasn't burj al arab either, which is even higher
no wait, what's the proper name
burj khalifa!
burj al arab is just tall
burj khalifa is stupid tall, either the tallest or one of the tallest of the buildings in the world
For a reason or without one
Just because the developer said "tallest is best" or something
Despite being like 4'3"
it's arabs
Yes
of course it's for show
Yes
he said I want the tallest building in the world, the goons said aye aye sir
and he has the money to do it
I mean for a bunch of desert naked ass bitches they did pretty well in a span of half a century
god bless the oil and the greed
Hi masterph33r Hi Shine :3 Hi bz11k Hi Falcooooo
greetings, cat of greetings
also, we should kill Falco with hammers
here
Why?
?
Just ping me in the question again
its been almost a day and the strelok lighter hasnt been denied due to any copyright issues
soon
fuck you
I hate you and the entire Italian cuisine
What did pasta do to you, huh?
You fucker.
allies of my enemies will be destroyed for affiliation
Sounds like you are about have 18 naked cowboys outside your door soon.
good fucking luck fighting through up to three floors of my henchmen (hobos sleeping during cold season)
vegan keyboard
i almost tboned some retard omw home from work
i had the green light and they said lol i turn anyway
I'm about to empty my fucking bank account on this stupid ass car
took it to the shop and they just kept calling me as they kept finding what was wrong with it
Fucking shopping list of car rot
AAA AAAAAAAAAA
devs see crossover and think $$$
this could be the most ?????? crossover ever
if I had a goth gf, I would never slam her onto the dinner table
unless she wanted me to
cool tinder bio skiy
I have fishnet bridal gauntlets in hand
and am rapidly approaching your coordinates
I hope you like black hair dye, bitch
griiiiiffiiiiiiiiiiiiiith
bluh have you seen lois in absolute superman
while latina tomboys are nice
I'm used to white ass lane from the cartoon series more
from my adventures with superman or another one
when I said "autistic brown goth tomboy gf"
"cagged" is implied by both autistic and tomboy
anissa my beloved
she wouldn't be into it after you consent
i deny consent while holding my fingers crossed behind my back or in my pocket
she wouldn't be into it because he's a weak ass american who drives instead of running at lightning speed and shoots a gun instead of ripping a person in half
yeah
crazy ass fucking guy known from eating beds after i let him into my house:
there's still the matter of your fragile pelvis
me hitting a pose after mortritian catches me eating cremated remains (i needed calcium)
You don't keep grandma in a jar urn for these occasions?
Man..I can't belive...I MADE IT OUT OF 2025 WITHOUT A SICKNE-
2026 Chinese people about to eat monkey mixed with Bat Eye :
i think the more obscure a piece of media is the more insane and rabid the surrounding fan group becomes
i have no clue what a limbus company is but the edits are schizophrenic
really tried to get into lobotomy corp but it threw me off
i just didnt understand wtf to do
see i like tarkov and other extract-em-ups
you shoot thing that moves
if it is outside your inventory, you put it in
like most games for me these days tbh lol
alright i was going to make fun of you but the psyop one is the first good patch I've seen in years ngl
see some 50 AE in there...
river moat gateway area, large group. Defo some big siege fight resulting massacre
or they did the drawbridge nuke thing for shits and giggles
Carp.
Carp hasnt been a thing for years 
Surface trout scare the shit out of me tho
Meanwhile at work today

So gotta call medical shit to switch my addy
Fuck
Uh
Which number now
Fuck
ever since the fallout tv show i've wanted to lick eyeballs
i wonder what this one's taste like
What the fuklck
this mowas 2? cth goh?
goth
goth
No vice city
Hey bro let's do campaign skirmishes
Boo
playing with a friend right now
i have half of them completed anyway
Playing with @spring quail rn
Play skirmish

Not in-game vro

Going down a youtube hole while arma 3 turns my ram into cinders

That pic is just any redditor
lies
tarkov doesnt eat less than 20 gigs
idk im not in a raid
im in the hideout for cave ambience to go with my youtube
$50 cave ambience
okay still
its also by revenue
somehow
im sure there are some ninos and ninas that beg their family for pubg battle bucks or whatever

Horrifying
one hour of being at work
or
one hour of hard mode RTS game defense mission
Gates of hell one hour defenses are actual hell
You get complacent after 20 minutes and it brutally touches you for the rest of the hour until you scrape by with like 1/20th of ur units alive
i remember repeatedly trying and failing the D-Day defense mission from the GSM mod in mowas 2 with a friend
good times
or the tunisia defense
i think my favorite was doing a 1v1 skirmish and i baited him with random troops and a few jeeps while my manually controlled goliaths did the widest flank possible and ate all his armor
i love these little shits like you wouldnt believe
i think alot of boring ass old paintings would look cooler with canned tomatoes
all portrayals of great russian leaders as insane are western propaganda
please ignore the instances of russians describing russian leaders
What this one?
Wtf
It's fucking telling a important message
Lost upon fuckwits
should have stayed silent
what is that message
vandalized in 1913
and again in 2018
fucking monarchists











